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I have to pee pee, but my roommate is in the kitchen making something and I don't want to see anyone right now. I already filled all the bottles in my room with piss. Where can I piss and I how do profit from this?

>> No.50180772
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50180772

Are you a drug addict?

>> No.50180773

Just do it in the corner, spray deodorant on it so it doesn't smell.

>> No.50180789
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>>50180772
No, I drink alcohol sometimes, have caffeine every morning, and chew nicotine gum every now and again, but that's it. Why?

>> No.50180803

>>50180773
Hard wood floors. What if the piss leaks all over the room? Also, it could stain the floors and I don't want to damage my landlords property.

>> No.50180806
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>>50180789
YOUR A DRUG ADDICT
ALCOHOL IS A DRUG
CAFFEINE IS A DRUG
NICOTINE IS A DRUG
WTF? YOU NEED TO STOP

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>>50180806
True, you have a point here. Would that solve my piss problem? I don't see how, but I'm open to the possibility.

>> No.50180823

>>50180751
I have a bathroom in my bedroom so I never have to see my fucking roommate.

>> No.50180834

>>50180803
Then you only have one option: you have to do it out the window. If you have some sort of tube you can do it from the side and stay out of view

>> No.50180839

Would it be illegal to rent a room in my house to only college aged women

>> No.50180850

You shut in feeble moron you need to build up the fucking courage and step outside your fucking bedroom and go take a piss in your roommates dinner like the fucking champ you are!

>> No.50180854
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>>50180819
Show dominance by walking out of your room naked
I have roommates and I walk around naked
It's called having DOMINANCE and CONFIDENCE!
Naturist/Nudist life style is showing you have confidence.

>> No.50180869

>>50180850
It's not about courage I just don't want to see her. She thinks I went away for 4th of July, but I didn't go anywhere; I just sat here. I don't want to have to explain all of that to her.

>> No.50180919

>>50180869
Just say your fren got covid or something. She might give you sympathy sex.

>> No.50180966

>>50180854
I wonder if you're hot as well.

>> No.50180984

>>50180854
why do you have so many names, naked fagit fren?

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>>50180984
im going through a phase
>>50180966
I am
And I'm not fat
I have a six pack
Soooo

>> No.50181025

>>50181003
You're a disgusting faggot tranny

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>>50181025
Yes. Daddy

>> No.50181216

>>50180751
sell them to those girls on tiktok who claim to have social anxiety

>> No.50181706

>>50181003
Post cock

>> No.50181771

>>50180751
Just dunp one of the newer bottles out the window and reuse it.

>> No.50181802

I live in the last floor so i can just put my dick out my window and go to town and i dont care if it hits someone. Not my problem.

>> No.50181846

>>50181771
This. Or drink it.

Then go find real problems