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Recessions coming. Hope you guys got that job for the next 12-18 months

>> No.50180171
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>>50180151
I'm a bitcoin lawyer

>> No.50180245

>>50180151
yeah and I just got a $15k raise because they are so afraid of losing me to a competitor. the job market is finally tilting to the worker's favor after years of abuse

>> No.50180280

>>50180245
>15k raise
Now you are cheaper to lose. Better work hard to keep your spot, wagie.

>> No.50180293

>>50180151
>. Hope you guys got that job for the next 12-18 months
Fuck that give me social security pls

>> No.50180306

>>50180280
well that may be true for entry level jobs, i am the senior dev in my department so that's really not the case here. what it means is that it's cheaper to retain me than to hire someone new

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>>50180151
My job is Professional Market Shorter.

>> No.50180340

>>50180151
>coming
its already here, dont give a shit what some metric says.

>> No.50180368

>>50180151
I literally work with penises all day, I think I'll be fine

t. penis doctor

>> No.50180400

I dont get it. If the entire global market is dumping (especially the crypto market) why are so many companies still investing in risky assets like crypto?
HTC just announced that it will launch a “metaverse phone” that supports Polygon. I thought companies are at the verge of collapse

>> No.50180554

>>50180400
>why are so many companies still investing in risky assets like crypto

Because newer tech is still given to the companies that normalize it

>> No.50180565

>>50180400
Everything is overpriced. Crypto is just a gutter for liquidity

>> No.50180585

You're two years too late. This is the bottom.

>> No.50180594

>>50180151
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting
good luck to you op

>> No.50180609

>>50180151
Depends on whether or not they approve my next vax exemption form. I've got about 100k cash saved up though so I can ride out a 2 year recession and buy dips pretty easily even if I do lose the job.

>> No.50180670

I own my own towing biz, business is through the roof

>> No.50182264

>>50180151
12-18 months is how long the market takes to recover. The job market is about 2 years behind the market.

>> No.50182327

I have six figures in savings and a low cost of living. I simply am immune to any market conditions.