/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50170460
2nd

I don't know if I've ever seen such a huge spread between the S&P and the NASDAQ. S&P down 1.8%, NASDAQ down 0.2%

Time to catch the falling knife in this shitcoin called oil?

I am heemed

>>50170466
2nd

USDCHADS WW@????? YENNIES FOR CHEAP

bought GOLD and WEAT

THE GOLDEN BULL IS COMING - THE GOLDEN BULL IS COMING, COVER YOUR SHORTS, THE GOLDEN BULL IS COMING!

How do I profit off the fact America has lost the trade war with China?

So as I was saying, X is due for a reversal n sheeit

>he didn't fomo into FFIE with out any due diligence and missed out on the easiest trade of the day

COMMODITY CHADS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

Listen here folks! White supremacy, transphobia, and climate change are the number one threats to our national security and therefor our economy. Until we take these threats seriously and stop them, the economy will continue to crash. That's the facts.

>>50170460
SAVE US LUM

>>50170484
oil/energy is taking a beating today so that might be part of the difference

>>50170486
the only thing im betting on is a market crash, maybe some short of real estate brokerages

>-66% for the year so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

Any last words before we close green bobo?

I went long on gold.

When’s the melt up?

what a day so far

went from -9001 to break even

Cashgang, checking in. What happened to oil?

>Its raining 15-20% price cuts across homes in my area int he last two weeks
DIE DIE DIE DIE

We're going to talk about when the right time in 2022 is to short oil.

>>50170515
>>50170486
Maybe silver cheapies?
This shit may be headed to 2020 levels…

>>50170497
short s&p, a lot of shit companies are going out of bussiness soon

I'm getting financially-devastated here, folks.

>>50170546
what general are? I'm in indiana and I've seen a shit ton of homes for sale lately that aren't getting grabbed up either.

>>50170546
my area has for sale signs popping up everywhere, 2 months ago there were like 10 overpriced shitholes in the entire region

>>50170526
FUCK YOU MUMU
*SPITS*

This is the gayest market I've ever seen. More homosexual than 2008 and 2001.

>>50170545
Recession

Man I thought I sold the bottom last month

Yikes, feeling bad for bull bros. I'm guessing the markets will just crab for the next few months - I dont see any hopeful rallies anytime soon.

Good time to DCA into boomer ETF's and low P/E companies, but more pain ahead for sure.

>>50170537
bro i'm so upset today, i'm up over 100%, but it's not even helping i'm super pissed off for some reason.

>>50170573
Same here in south bend

What’s the realistic, non schizo price target for SIGA?

>>50170501
I just don't know. Going to keep a very close eye on it.

Heh. You gold hoarding punks always doubted me. You mommy's-little-tycoon oil fags always doubted me. Natural gas? Here's some natural gas straight from my ass for you to sniff. Silver? Ahahah yeah you go ahead and break the COMEX there, champ.

I told you fucking punks time and time again it was a MACRO thesis. The smart money is in the BOND market, not the retarded stepchild stock market, where most of you reside. But what did you do instead of liking and subscribing to my YouTube videos? You mocked me. Steven "Scam" Metre you called me. You made fun of my wood paneling background so much that I bought a greenscreen and now there's picture of a castle in the background. Try to make fun of THAT you fuckers. The castle represents the Bond Kingdom, in which I will reside and where you will be my subjects. Brent Johnson as my right-hand man and Milk Shake Minister.

Yeah but you keep slurping those commodities dips, fuckers. Meanwhile Brent Johnson and I will be slurping milkshakes in celebration of the Dollar Milkshake Theory validation. Gregory Mannarino will be the guest of honor, as he has rightly called this whole time the collapse will begin in the bond market, not the stock market. Peter Schiff has already RSVP'd. This is the incomplete list of those NOT invited:

Lyn Alden
Max Keiser
Jeremy Lefebvre
The Blockworks kid with the stupid face
Anthony Pompliano
Palisades Gold Radio
Anyone from Kitco News
Sergey Nazarov
Satoshi Nakamoto
David Hunter
Cathy Woods

GET FUCKED OIL FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50170546
>recession AND real estate fud

Normies about to capitulate ONGGGGGGGGGGGG

>SPX bottoms at the 150WeekMA in SP500 Futures
Like pottery.

>>50170497
Buy YINN

I thought recession ment that gold was supposed to go up not down

>>50170507
are you gonna apologize and take it back when it closes above 11.20 today?
no prob not because ur a nigger

>balls deep in SQQQ
>literally everything downbad.exe except the specific index I'm shorting
reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50170594
you should close positions and go lay in the sun for a while
15 minutes on each side
then take a nice cold shower

guarantee you'll feel better

>>50170604
9$ or 14$

So I should invest in US Steel?

>>50170624
why am I turned on?

>>50170643
Biden ending tariffs on china is very bad for american steel companies

this fucking ancient retard wants to bankrupt one of our last industries

>>50170554
already missed out on shorting oil. There is support soon as summer winds down and winter begins. Natty gas is getting heem'd short term because Europe has almost bought up to fill their reserves but once winter hits they will offer anything to keep the heat on because their reserves won't even last the winter for consumers.
>>50170573
Virginia. Though they are still a bit sticky, essentially following the zillowestimate.
>>50170576
A lot more signs posting, a lot more open houses, longer on market etc.
>>50170614
Real estate must go down if rates go up. Thats just how it works. The average household can't pay a 40% premium monthly. However it will be the golden goose if you buy the housing capitulation in a good area and then wait for rates to go back to zero and refinance and pay off the higher debt mortgage. Essentially free money.

>>50170643
going in to a recession you think steel demand goes up?

>>50170633
gookfu's real name is Sun... i miss her like you wouldn't believe.

Should we buy corporate junk bonds in a few months before quantitative tightening needs to be eased and things go up again? BB rate bonds probably have good returns. Whats the worst that could happen? They always get bailed out.

>>50170643
BUDDY LOOK AT ESG SCORE
That said, I'm going to eye fuck the shit out of this company.

I'll buy when SPY closes the gap from 6/17

>>50170673
thats cool im forever alone so i cant relate

>>50170519
Same. Fuck

>>50170610
>TLT still in the red bigly YTD

>>50170675
buy bonds when the fed capitulates.

>>50170643
Not until Ukraine business is done and wrapped up. Concrete industry too.

>>50170643
It's also very related to Cleveland-Cliffs Inc. (CLF). Do you want to become the X-tranny like the cliff tranny?

>we are healing

Just sell you fucking retards. It will be $6 by friday.

i slurped the Wayfair dip this morning and it is paying off

>>50170628
because of the Biden news on China, don't worry it's just hopium

>shorting SQQQ
>ever
lmaaaaaaoooooooooo USD BVLL SVRGE!

What does this mean

Shall we all just start posting our willies again

>>50170594
>i'm up over 100%
on what?

>>50170484
Like I said. Gay Algos if rates lower, buy tech. Guess which index is likely correct

>>50170732
no please
im banned from twitter today
i need this thread

>>50170712
>It's also very related to Cleveland-Cliffs Inc. (CLF). Do you want to become the X-tranny like the cliff tranny?
clf tranny made more money than everyone though

>40% of my portfolio is SPXS, SDOW and SOXS

Yeah, I'm thinkin I'm based.

>>50170610
bonds got killed this year retard

WHO DO I CONTACT FOR MY FUCKING REFUND

>>50170497
lol DXY over 106, I don't think the problem is some chink shit being too expensive.

>>50170643
I will be slowly going in on it.
>>50170658
>>50170661
>>50170678
>>50170699
>lel we're in a bear market so that means even industries that have already been heemed back to reasonable price values will continue to get heemed
god you fucking permabear niggers are so fucking annoying. even in recessions there are industries that go up.

>>50170747
How much money did it invest before CLF took off. I know it ended up with over a million.

>>50170627
apologize for what?
post your hands

>>50170758
The good part about bonds is although boring they are very easy to trade.

>>50170714
cope retard. $20.16 is coming.

>>50170675
buy CDs and be comfy

>>50170746
What did you post, anon?

>>50170778
im literally bullish on the market and im long X and CLF retard

that doesnt change anything about the Biden China tariff news being a bearish event

>>50170730
Someone shorted a double top.

>>50170778
Not a permabear. Why would it go up in a recession? I would follow it, and it might be worth DCAing in to starting next September - December

>>50170782
you are a niggerman

>>50170798
i forgot where I was posting and i told someone to neck themselves hehe whoops caught by the AI mods, instant 12 hour ban

>>50170785
>$20.16 is coming

Screenshotted unironically. Its literally impossible for SOXL to break $20 ever again. You've been chopped for 2 months straight lol.

My dad works at the FED and days the bottom is in

Do what you will with this information

>>50170803
You realize that X existed before any tariffs right?

Is Oil really tanking just cause of the Citigroup FUD? I'm wondering if I buy. It'll surely bounce back somewhat from a 8-10% drop the next day?

I never want to own anything ever again.
Fortunately, it looks like this reality will soon be true.

>>50170822
Shit happens.

>>50170660
Wrong. Hurricane season. I'm a tad bit delta short now in AUG 2022 WTI, but looking to change that position. Out in March 2024 have some straight short deltas.

Only way I'd be shorting oil now is through defined risk strategies - outrights not the play IMO... At least not yet. One major hurricane this year will fuck that up pretty bad.

quite frankly, could also go the /CL '23 backwardation compression play POST-hurricane as an idea as well, sitting @ ~$13 which is roughly $11.50 higher than the 10yr time series mean... hurricane hits in Aug, could blow out to high teens, R:R makes sense but in that scenario would have defined risk upside protection


I am unhedged short /CLH23 using Z22/H23 calendar spreads and outrights in /CLH23.

when it comes to hurricanes and imminent threats to a refinery you will see a knee jerk pop in /CL a lot, but then follow through at times is actually heavily to the downside on /CL with RBOB popping. Its just a function of having an oversupply of crude with lower refining capacity while that plant(s) is out

ZTARDS ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ZTARDS
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
THE US DOLLAR

>>50170624
>>50170649
>the volunteered to get slapped by scary real estate mommy
I would have volunteered to

You have 5 seconds to try and convince me not to liquidate everything I own to buy December SIGA calls.

>BIDEN COULD LIFT TARIFFS ON JUST $10 BILLION WORTH OF CHINESE GOODS UNDER A PLAN BEING DISCUSSED WITHIN ADMINISTRATION - POLITICO
$10b? Wtf kek'd.. why even do it at all then?

>>50170834
I only listen to Nintendo dads sorry bro

>there are people here that haven't been DCAing into LVHD

Are you retarded? The recession will be announced in August and every index will immediately plunge 10%.

>>50170836
>Is Oil really tanking just cause of the Citigroup FUD?

People literally can't afford gasoline you fucking idiot.

bearbros should i sell my copper short?

oilsissies... reveal yourselves

>>50170906
>>50170915
oil is tanking because it had a massive runup and XLE has to come back down to 50-60 for the next cycle.

>>50170915
Its over.

>>50170906
Yet they’re still buying it and still driving.

Show me your oil shorts.

>>50170486
Yes

>>50170906
people don't need gasoline to get to work if they don't have a job

sometimes I want to just close all my positions and throw everything into bitcoin and just never look at charts again

When will these retards learn??
Until S&P is sub 3500 you're not safe making any buys rn.

These are like the fakest rallies I have ever seen and people are still slurping up these loses

SELL EVERYTHING NOW!!!
LAST WARNING!

>>50170966
No I don’t think I will

>>50170822
kek I called someone a nigger and it even told me not to post it and I did it anyway. instaban. that shit Is new, I swear it wasnt happening a few weeks ago.

>>50170966
>>50170965
bullish signal
SPY ending green today

check my digits

>>50170983
nigger

>>50170963
spin... sometimes i want to just throw my self off a bridge and never have to wake up again

>>50170822
I just want to go on one date with one anime office lady.... we can discuss stocks if she wants, but I don't really care

>>50170988

>write a script to get digits
>spy is still gonna end -2%

lol

>>50171001
this nigga misses his female bug

>>50170504
Guess it is one of those days
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0

>>50170953
People are just keeping their gas car in their garage and driving their electrics now.

there is a lot of OILfag cope lately

>>50170628
same, fren. need QQQ to go to $0

>literally everythings red
not looking good smgsisters...

I have a lot of antisemitic thoughts going through my head at this very moment.

>>50170988
Checked

well well well SOXS sisters...
should have sold on opening

>>50171018
>he thinks I use a script
lol. lmao.
I trust in kek and the power of synchronicity

>>50170673
Honestly I'm happy for baggie. I do think he should rethink his life choices on other things though.

>>50170864
gay sex it's sustainable.

>>50170953
>Yet they’re still buying it and still driving

I know many people that didn't travel at all for July 4th because they can't afford it.

If you don't talk to normal people daily you're ngmi.

>>50171001
just go get some mushrooms (drugs) and spend the day in the park
nothing stopping you, make yourself happy

You are buying the dips and DCAing everyweek into your ling homd right? Oh wait you actually thinknyou can predict the market with perfect accuracy... I see. I mean okay yeah that can work I mean unless uou did something really stupid like go all in on SOXL... you didn't right...

>>50170460
RE is going to follow stocks and it will be absolutely hilarious watching boomers buy the tops of their "safe RE and divvies that will carry them into retirement" while they screech at young folk to suffer like they did
on an absolute basis the boomers are taking the largest pain right now

>>50171040
o shit boys I think I pissed off a certain someone by shilling a certain index fund that has doubled and will continue to grow

>>50171071
>hanging out with poors
no thanks

>>50170864
>buying calls on a bioshit stock because gay people are spreading stds

Yeah do it dude. I look forward to your AAAAAAAA post.

>>50171110
>haha I made a few bad biotech plays and now I will do nothing but shit on anyone else who tries

Hey SIGA sissies. 270 million people will die.

Only reason death rate is zero is because all patients in 1st world cou tries getting top notch care and antivirals. there wont be enough hospital beds once millions are infected. there wont be enough anti virals.

We aren't seeing the whole picture yet, its being obscured.

Statistically one of these 7 thousand people should have died of something by now, its as if they are not reporting deaths or have defined the definition of “died from mpox” so that nobody will be counted unless it can be conclusively proven mpox was the cause (the reverse of their “died with covid” stunt, everyone will always have some kind of co morbidity... depression, a cold, a stubbed toe.. blame it on those things).

This is going to be fucked. Unironically, prepare your self. Im going to buy gold and and canned food/other non preishable essentials in the coming weeks.

This mpox shit spreads on surfaces, you will get it from money, door handles, atms, public toilets.

This one wont need lockdowns as the threat will be so scary that people will lock themselves down. Including me.

When people find out you have a 10 percent chance of dying and 10 percent chace of blindness or disfigurement, supplies will be gone very quickly, and the cargo ships will stop as will the trucks, as will services. Nurses will quit in droves and the military will be mobilized.

This is the kill shot. Violence is the midwife of a new civilization. Winter is coming, we told you. Buy SIGA.

>>50171096
>RE is going to follow stocks
No it won't, there's a supply shortage with RE so it will stay high.

WTFWT

>>50171001
Baggie your gookfu didn't leave you did she?

GO AAPL GO!!

>>50171064
i don't even feel anything. i should have an endorphin rush like I just snorted an entire 8-ball, but i guess this what what it's like when the love is gone.

>nasd-ACK somehow holding on, even if just barely

>>50170906
Well with oil tanking now they can

>>50171001
I take it your gookfu decided to go to best Korea baggot?

>>50171125
there are plenty of houses on the market. I dont know why people think there is a 'housing shortage'. there's a willing purchaser / seller shortage.

>>50171124
>imagine banking on a disease only faggots get

>>50171129
she's in korea visiting her dying mother... we talk on the kakao talk app, but the time difference and shit is taking it's toll.

i think oil permabulls are the new bitcoin maxi losers. Somehow the oil market is "extremely tight" yet crude can't even stay above $100. Oil is over losers, energy is shit again. Deflation is back, meaning tech outperforms everything

>>50171150

>>50171143
Paper trading rarely invokes feelings of excitement.

I forgot what green looks like

>>50171124
Do you know that mpox is an std like AIDS or are you just a fucking idiot?

>>50171071
So your anecdote trumps industry expectations?

>>50171099
zoomout

>>50171143
congrats m8. wagmi (or at least you are).

>people are really going to buy into this fake and gay pump for like 10th fucking time
I just can't with you fucking people. It's so easy to make money yet you get duped.

>>50170460
Im not joking when I say I'm going to start living off of beans and rice.
Every dollar I save is going to save me in the future.
Take the minimalist pill anon

>DXY up
>Stocks up

rate my stock portfolio

I HATE THIS MARKET I HATE THIS MARKET I HATE THIS MARKET

>>50171172
are you sure that isnt the korean version of "i'm just gonna go get some milk and cigarettes?"
>>50171187
ok, whats your point? mine is that I believe it has bottomed and is due for a reversal.

>>50171182
I think the lack of gay sex spam gave people wrong idea.

>>50171180
>do you remember the green candles of the bull market mr. Frodo?

>>50171143
baggie hit your all time I'm honestly curious

>>50171172
Go visit her. Sometimes you need to be spontaneous in life like that if you want to find meaning. Listen to this while you do it:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU

>>50171124
>This mpox shit spreads on surfaces, you will get it from money, door handles, atms, public toilets.

Can't tell if trolling or retarded.

>>50171159
vacancy rates look pretty low to me

>>50171264
toilet seats

>>50171277
I mean, I open up zillow or any other app and I see a ton of houses for sale in my area. there is no shortage of houses for sale.

>>50171215
The only stocks up are tech stocks, because the world just needs more limp wristed, capeshit loving woke faggots working on useless garbage.

>>50171284

>>50171287
>toilet seats

Just like AIDS right?

euro going thru parity. oil in total crash as expected going to 50 bucks and rates are going down. nasdaq already green

>This mpox shit spreads on surfaces, you will get it from money, door handles, atms, public toilets.
false. it requires at minimum 4 thrusts balls deep, or 10 total tip insertions.

>gay chickenpox
we aren't buying your bags

Roku Inc
NASDAQ: ROKU

Should I invest in it?

>>50171302
>working on useless garbage.
he says, posting on said useless garbage and using said useless garbage to purchase stocks

10YRyieldsisters…

I thought oil demand would be strong and everyone would drive the fuck out of their cars since there is no covid restrictions anymore and its summer time.

>imagine sacrificing your money for a disease only faggots get

>>50171360
buy the rumor sell the news chud. XLE needs to go back to 50-60 range before energy stocks are safe again.

I sold my SIGA and ASTR today (at a loss)

>>50171369
>new mutation of MP starts rapidly spreading at some pride event Mid May
>UK seems to be hit hardest first
>spreading faster than CoVid
>currently in ever major country in the world
>WHO going from 'nah, you shouldn't worry' to 'let's hold and meeting and talk about it' but not doing anything and actively encouraging people go to Pride events
>major Pride events + 4th of July shit just finished up
>media is still staying silent on this one but seems to be more interested now that July is here
>midterms are coming up and Biden already mentioned needing to be prepared for the 'next pandemic' so lockdowns are more than likely going to be a thing

please help me, /biz/
you're my only hope

OILbros remember, Biden is still flooding the market with his reserves... Only a few months of pain, then he'll have to build them back better...

PGNY

>>50171300
I'm not sure that's a good metric because lots of people are 'trapped' because of high housing prices so what they do is they sell their house and buy or vice-versa at the same time. So if you see a house up for sale, that person is likely trying to buy a house as well, so its just a bunch of trades. Supply is still low, you need to look at new builds or vacancy rates (rentals) for that I think.

Covid fucked supply (though NA has been building less and less housing over time compared to people either immigrating or becoming 'house-buying' age etc), its not getting any better. There's a large cohort of NIMBYs and pro-mass-immigration supporters because they know it causes their properties and businesses to skyrocket.

holy shit everyone is literally fucked

>>50171372
It’s all about XME now

Soon

Hmmm today i will buy Netflix puts

>XBI

SCO bros get it here!!!

>>50171386
good decision, this fake and gay market gotta end soon

>>50171326
What mean through parity

>>50171407
>recession
lower demand

>europe speedrunning no oil
bad future investment

>>50171424
>5'10"
>161
>12 years old
fucking hell I should just kill myself

>>50171369
oof I have an orbiter that sounds just like that right now...
>>50171431
>noooo dont invest in biotech shit stocks they are suck becuase I am suck at picking stocks NOOOOOOO

what THE FUCK is going on today?

>>50171445
Kids are getting taller anon, 6' minimum to /makeit/ is unironically not a meme

>>50171480
Fun's over

buddy...

>>50171480
It's unironically over

>>50171481
My dad was 5’10, I’m 6’3” and my oldest son is on track to be 6’5

It isn’t a meme

>TQQQ green

>>50171495
ok.

>>50171424
There father has 4 boys, one of which is named Cash Money. Why even live bros? I'll never be able to compare to that.

>>50171526
>sqqq also green

DUMP IT AAPL, DUMP IT!

>>50171445
>>50171481
dad is 5'7", I'm 5'7" should I actually just end it all?

While im watching my wealth evaporate into nothing anyone got any recommendations for games to buy during the steam sale?

>>50171546
I only know girls named Morgan

>>50171481
I'm 5'10 and but my gf is short at 5'9. Her dad is 6'4. Are our kids gonna be tall at least?

>>50171481
Anyone see how tall Baron Trump is?

>>50171481
am 6' and gf is 5'2"
is it possible my kids will be >6'
TELL ME, /BIZ/

>>50171554
no, in the coming food shortages a human shortage is exactly what is needed
them six footers take more food for no extra benefit

>>50171572
obviously yes

>>50171572
all 5'11

>>50171565
>gf is 5'9
Might as well be dating a midget

>>50171480
A new stage of grief

>>50171572
maybe if you knock up a different broad

>>50171550
They'll just fire their diversity hires to keep profits high.

Hey guys, quick question before I leave to take a shit: why doesn't the Treasury print the dollars instead of the FED?

>average -2% today
>didn't lose any money because EUR/USD is also almost -2%

Thanks Amerifats for at least not having a cucked currency/government.

>>50171598
gookfu is 5'8" tall enough so I don't have to bend over to kiss her, but short enough so she's not taller than me in heels.

Unbreakable titanium support for oil at $98

All up from here oilbros

why is even LMT tanking?

>>50171554
If you can't get rich as fast as possible, then yeah probably. I'm sorry anon

>8 handle SILJ

So today is the day we collectively decided we're in a recession? I thought markets were efficient, couldn't they see this coming 1 year ago? I sure did

>>50171567
Need to update your pics bro.

>>50171572
it depends, how tall are the men in her family? if they are also manlets then you will most likely have manlet sons

https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPX/-.SPXW220706C3760,220715C3770,-.SPXW220706P3795,.SPXW220706P3760,.SPXW220706C3795,-220715P3770,-220715C3805,220715P3805

Why would this not work?

So are bonds always going to be torbo fucked until we stop quantitative easening?

>>50171701
what level of autism is this?

>>50171388
>lockdowns for a non-airborne disease

>>50171572
Dad is 6’2”, mom was 5’8”.
Guess my height T_T

Nasdaq will never fall below 10k

boy I sure am glad I retardedly threw my money at W this morning

>>50171696
that's not how it works, you have to just raise the kid to want to be tall. like the giraffe that just kept stretching his neck until it finally grew high enough to reach the leaves at the top of the tree.

>>50171695
>i-i-it's just a growth spurt

>>50171572
My father is 6'2 my mom is 5'2. All of my brothers and my self are 6'2 +

The US should just default on their debts instead of continuing to play this game

>>50171555
cruelty squad

>>50171712
Buying a box spread for one date, selling a box spread on another date, and pocketing the difference.

>>50171720
You realize that contamination of surfa

>>50171656
Don't know, don't care, going to buy the dip. LMT is quite possibly the most solid company in the world

>>50171455
Date her bro

>>50171766
way above my tea reading level skills tbqh

>>50171180

MUH FUCKIN WHEAT
AAAAAAA

I'm financially heemed

>>50171326
>nasdaq already green
i think a good trading strategy is doing the exact opposite of what anime posters say

>>50171778
So wipe things down, easy

>travelling at all time high
>job offers at all time high
Is the recession in the room right now?

>>50171815
Replacing humans with mexican robots.

>>50171525
My dad is 6’4” and I’m 6”. Rigged!

>>50171815
yeah

>>50171481
I thought the average was getting shorter

>>50171788
this is a good image that is ruined by the engrish
6/10

Do you remember what a bull market looks like Mr. Frodo

Holding SQQQ as a hedge for semis hasn’t been working for me

my dad is 8" and im only 6" life isnt fair

Oil princesses sure are quiet today I wonder whats going o-
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50171815
>we've redefined travelling to include commuting
>we've redefined job offers to include craigslist Gig work

>>50171712
https://youtu.be/j4PTf7LgsIE

>>50171873
i wonder how bad the earnings will be for the rest of them, UMC is about to go below my cost basis

>>50171880
My dad even worked at Nintendo.

>nobody even bothers with the 2y10y, or even the 2y5y anymore
just end it

>>50171784
>Date her bro
nah shes not that cute. in the face at least. not butt tho.

>>50171886
kek

>>50171880
>inches
You talking about cock size bro?

I’m not too worried about the pocks when it comes to myself, but I’m a bit concerned for my kids. Kids get heemed by that shit. Trying to just let them enjoy their summer, but I’m a little worried desu.

Bonds. Bonds.

I work at AMAT - we will miss earnings for sure
Can't make semiconductor equipment without supply of semiconductors

what would cause more pain right now: The market violently rallying 10% from here, or making another new -2% new low before more sideways

earnings start next week and the consensus is they are going to be bad. I don't see how we go down straight for the next 4 weeks after already losing 10% in the last month alone. VIX is also an impotent piece of shit and the fact that it can't get an erection made me close all my shorts last week

>>50171922
Having an ugly chick I'd unironically one of the best things you can do in life. Hot women are a bitch to keep

yo i bought the TSLA put options, i forgot why I had calls because this company is a piece of shit, so I changed to the put options.

Why isn’t tech getting slammed to the same degree semis are? Most of tech is absolute garbage up to its ears in debt

>>50171784
>Dating an orbiter
NGMI
Hopeless mid girls are for gaslighting into quick sex whenever you feel like

>>50171979
Would absolutely be the 10% gigapump. -2% is just another day, now.

>>50171991
Welp I guess it's time to buy calls on TSLA

>>50171985
lots of things that are fun are a bitch to keep

Anons, Do you think oil will continue to drop tomorrow or can we expect some sort of rebound? Even if its only a dead cat bounce?

>>50171480
The whole world's fucked and yet again, the United States wins because it was the only economy not in shambles after WW2.

>>50171886
Great day for the buybacks

>>50172011
not when they've taking your kids and 80% of your everything else.

>>50171991
lol I bought some calls to follow you. working out nicely so far.

>>50172004
Bro it's like dating your biggest fan, you can do no wrong and she always boosts your esteem.

>>50172025
anon, thats a risk with any woman...might as well do it with the hot ones.

OIL?

New coinflip just dropped, will Pepsi absolutely dominate the high school alcoholic demographic or get mauled by the feds for targeting children?

>>50172011
Be careful man, guys like you get caught up in nasty divorces.

>>50172015
Dropping. Production is too low.

>>50172053
Oil? More like Oof.
>>50172062
I can be as toxic as any woman. my stepfather pulled everything on my mother. I am a ninja in disguise.

Two and Ten year have inverted!!!

>>50172075
>stepfather

>>50171998
Because they do different things. Chips rely on demand for new hardware. Technology provides services. Tech companies make a large multiple of profit on each chip they buy because they offer this. It's why commodities will never compound like tech companies. Chip companies though have a lot more tech behind them but are still reliant on this demand which is very obviously weakening, but people still need cloud services or excel no matter what.

>>50171945

>dildo is white

Based trad waifu.

>>50171998
most semi companies are green today lol

>>50171945
YASSS QUEEEN

>>50172144
Anon have you seen the size of that thing???

OIL vigilantes and PPT doing Biden’s dirty work today.

Doesn’t matter. Macro bull case is still intact. Good luck in November demonrats

>>50172106
Wew.

>>50172113
he was a fucking bastard but taught me a lot about how to play the divorce game
>>50172032
there are hot women like this too. I dated one once and I just need to get lifting again so I can do it again. got the house/job/dogs combo just need the last joint
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>>50172164
Lol. Lmao. L*m btfo.

>>50172179
Anon, that's average or even a little below.

>>50172056
>hard mtn goyslurp
I would, sadly :(

>>50171892
I'm from Europe actually
Here, every airport is collapsing because of too many travellers and not enough workers

>>50172197
Fuck my life

>>50172196
back to your tranny discord with the pajeet

>>50172197
what no

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>>50171420
I don't get this. You lose 90 percent, you need to make 90 percent back to break even?

>>50171880
Time to get fucked by your dad.

>>50172400
you lose 90 need 900

>>50171396
just transfer whatever’s left of your balance to me and I’ll transfer it back after it’s in the negative