/biz/ - Business & Finance

Okay. I can do frontend and backend stuff.

>>50156179
ok

Can I be Head of Diversity and Antiracism?

>>50156179
i dont see it

rubic, algebra, doge bat.

>>50156179
what should we do business wise?

crypto?

>>50156214
I'll do the middleend work

it's hard to find non-losers among the boards but it's entirely possible to create a close group of ambitious basket weavers to get a successful project off the ground.

at the end of the day, co-founders of companies and people in power are just friend circles. persistence + strong network will beat out isolated and fractured intelligence.

>>50156214
Nice, I bet you're going to blow us all.

>>50156179
/biz/DAO?

>>50156179
I'll be HR

>>50156214
by that do you mean bj and anal?

I am looking for developers for a metaverse project.

>>50156179
i can do some embedded stuff.

>>50156279
>>50156292
These are the types of faggots that would love to be a part of something bigger but have no valuable skills, monetary or social. Get fucked niggers.

Fine by me. What are we doing/selling?

>>50156264
>it's entirely possible to create a close group of ambitious basket weavers
doubtful unless everyone lives in the same area and you can meet up in person. never made more than an acquaintance by meeting online

>>50156254
Decentralized Private Military Group

>>50156179
I can take care of the accounting, marketing, & negotiations.

>>50156179
i have no skills, so i should be ceo

>>50156254
No we should just make movies. We can write them together and stuff.

>>50156368
What are your qualifications?

I think we should take a step back away from crypto and instead focus on a different aspect of tech perhaps a a game company or building some kind of AI for deep learning tools?

>>50156313
lel ur mad codemonkey

>>50156179
1 post from OP. What is the meaning of this?

Why start a real business when we can get rich holding ICPee and XLM?

>>50156179
ok lets create a better employee and employer relationship structure using oracles
jakemalon590 gmail

>>50156179
Buying $20 of lunc instantaneously makes you a board member.

I'll be the chad project leader that bases around all the autist code monkeys but will also make them more confident by giving advice m relate to them with talks about Jews n league of legends n shit @crestx on Tg, let's do it bros, then is clown world after all

>>50156433
>Holding ICP and xlm
>Rich
You mean shorting them, right?

>>50156179
fuck off with that collectivist bullshit.

>>50156229
only if you are a black tranny

ill be head of jannies

>>50156364
What do you mean?
I hope not false flags for various (organizations).
I'd rather run a crypto scam pump and dump.

>>50156516
Those heady days ended in 2021. There are no pump and dumps anymore unless you want to make enough to order McDonald's on DoorDash a few times

>>50156179
>mfw joined a /biz/raeli crypto project in 2017
>we only communicated through slack
>the project lasted 6 weeks before the two developers held a mutiny against the founder and dumped the source code
this is impossible in a purely virtual context

>>50156179
I can be the dumb codemonkey

>>50156179
Sounds fun but it only takes one cocksucker to fuck us all over.

>>50156458
need more info

>>50156360
good idea lets schedule a meeting maybe a barbecue between frens

>>50156264
/g/ projects are always shit

>>50156387
> AI for deep learning tools

ill be the ideas guy

>>50156179
Okay, you can suck dicks for a dollar each and I'll be your pimp. You can lease your kneepads from me.

>>50156472
dmd

>>50156179
I would never work together with ADA holders. that shit must be contagious.

>>50156179
I can pretend i'm working in excel and be a board member

I have some experience with marketing and would love to disseminate propaganda on a large scale

Hold your horses there anons. You're going to need a business license, permitting and a few fees paid before you can get this little business started.

>>50156179
Because you are unable to produce anything of value.

>>50156179
Doing this with /biz/ is like communism: great in theory, horrible in practice.

>>50156816
what if it isn't based in america?

>>50156816
no we just lie and deceive no thanks anon

OP, if unironic, this was a commendable effort. Anyone else who’s serious would 1. State what kind of value they can offer, e.g programming and 2. Leave a (secure) method of contact like email, signal, or TG

However, all the above posters prove the reason it’s so hard to find like-minded people here and start a venture.

Because these boards are full of insecure losers who can only resort to lame memes, sarcastic replies, doubt, and calling people glowies. Then they go and complain on threads about how they don’t amount to anything in life.

Trust me, others have made the same observations about these 4chan types. They’re bona-fide losers and scrubs who have nothing in life going for them. Meanwhile nigs and yids look out for each other and create networks to get ahead. Then again, most of these posters pretty much show they can offer no value to the business, technical or otherwise. Thanks for coming to my blog post.

>>50156279
Oops, meant to say "away". You're going to blow us all away.

>>50156179
afaik a group of retards has never formed a successful business on their own.

This thread looks like it went about exactly as I was expecting.

>>50156179
sorry I'm not wagie

If anyone has experience with 3D rendering, java, AI and XRP coding experience I have an offer for you.

Think of Google's origin story. Espcially the lucky chef that held on.

We already have a team of 6.

xoracleuniverse@protonmail.com

I should read Frank Amodeo's thesis.

>>50157365
i'm semi interested but what requires 3d rendering

What should we call the company? We need a catchy name that stick

>>50157638
PepeRepe

>>50157543
found it

https://twitter.com/XFLOKICOIN/status/1543550118636535812

>>50156179
I can take a PCB design and work with the right material supplier and manufacturers to get the board made, to space flight qualifications. I can help layout the hardware architecture to some degree.
I can also write good python, matlab, go, or R code. my best programming strength is working with scientific data
I know linux to some degree
Bizraeli@mailinator.com

Can I be an Idea guy? I have like 6 easy products that would make money.

>>50158815
how much money though? my best one takes 50k investment and pulls a million within a year (more depending on how many government contracts I can steal from my current employer)

>>50159277
Well thats the thing, isnt it. I find it easy to sketch out material costs, assembly, r&d, labor, shipping, registrations.
But I have no clue about efficient material sourcing, negotiating for cost, marketing, licencing and insurance or tax.
If someone filled in the gaps I could give you an accurate estimate.

Can we start a Bizraeli telegram for discussing and designing companies?

>>50156179
KEK good idea, just choose one from the list
>poorfag
>pajeet
>low iq retard
>NEET
>retard with daddy's money
everyone on biz is one of these or a combination

Ill do marketing and community integration

>>50156325
Pictures of your mom spread eagle

>>50156179
Any use for muscle? I can pick things up and put them down and if I hit someone they’re not waking up until next Christmas.

>>50156179
Sounds good to me. I got lots of business ideas if you guys are willing to work hard on them then I might share them with you.

>>50156179
find not found, learn fucking English

>>50156179
Isn't this what crypto is for? Build something profitable and other anons will invest in it and spread it to normies.

>>50156179
We can start a DAO and run it together. I'll be the PM of the project.

>>50156302
You should definitely be a developer on QANplatform. You can build with any language and you'd even earn royalties when your codes are used on the platform.

>>50156179
i dont associate with niguers, jews or asians.

>>50161808

>>50156179
I can be the cheerleader

>>50163218
>>50164859
What the is going on here? And what shitty DAO is that for fucks sake.

>>50162180
You can only spread passive income pleb. I don't know about you but nexo, crypto.com and freeway have some good yields. But you didn't know that, did you?

>building a successful company on 4chan, a place where everyone does WFH and brags about how much work they DONT do and yet still get paid a ton, for doing NOTHING and providing 0 value

Yes im sure this will work

I would rug each and every one of you.

>>50156179
>/biz/ founding a company
that would be the funniest dumpster fire in the history of business, and i'd invest in it

I would join a /biz/ness.

There are no blockchain related games yet that get anyone excited in any meaningful way. I would be interested in helping solve the problem of making games and crypto seem interesting to normies.

I have a background in professional mobile game dev (casual/microtransactions) and indie dev. If anyone thinks they have valid insight on this feel free to post here or leave a contact.