/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50146424
fud

*goymoney

I hope this country dies a quick and painful death.

all going to zero as anticipated

>>50146424
Lmao. Topkek

>>50146424
weak leaders being dumb
>>50146520
you wish

its going to be slow and painful

>>50146560
the positive: the insufferable smugness will be wiped off very quickly

the exports didn't decrease
it's the imports increasing a lot which makes the trade balance go negative

The great EU crumble is about to commence. Frexit when?

>>50146424
Germany imports energy. Energy got a whole lot more expensive since it's either denominated in rubles that have now appreciated or they have to get LPG which is a HELL of a lot more expensive. In essence their raw materials for all industrial outputs got a lot more expensive (specially considering they net import oil, food and other commodities who's price is determined by global markets)

>>50146720
>be german
>friend tells me how great the euro is
>tell him I agree and that without the euro we might end up in a terrible situation like switzerland or norway
>he says switzerland and norway don't count because they are special cases
If an authority figure tells a german to believe something he will believe it.

>>50146773
Don't forget, it took 10 years for every single german to cheer on the extermination of all jews

>>50146773
The Euro is a great thing for Germany THOUGH
poorer European states such as Greece and Spain keeps the currency weak, which means German industries are more competitive than they would have been if Germany kept the Deutsche mark

>>50147044
sucks for spain and greece etc tho

>>50146424
It's a long and painful story.

>>50146424
>Biden: Americans will face high gas prices 'as long as it takes' to end war in Ukraine
That but Germany and many magnitude times worse in terms of energy prices.

>>50146813
Not really a hard story to sell though apparently. It happened almost 200 times to date.

>>50146567
>insufferable smugness will be wiped off very quickly
>from any mainland Europe countries
My son you underestimate they're resolve to be retarded.

>>50147125
>they're
Thanks for proving once again my smugness as a European is completely justified.

>>50146424
Another package of sanctions will fix this bro

>>50147146
And yet your speaking american funny how the world works.

Owning nothing and being happy

euro area one is more fucked up tho

>>50147044
>The Euro is a great thing for Germany THOUGH
>poorer European states such as Greece and Spain keeps the currency weak, which means German industries are more competitive than they would have been if Germany kept the Deutsche mark
Bull. Shit.
That is the ultimate midwit lie. The median German is literally poorer than the median Italian. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult they cite the credit suisse study: https://www.credit-suisse.com/media/assets/corporate/docs/about-us/research/publications/global-wealth-databook-2021.pdf )

We have the highest tax rates on the planet.
We have the highest energy costs on the planet.
We have workers from the rest of the EU keeping our wages low.

And guess where all the tax money from the "booming" economy goes. We had 10 years of record tax revenues yet our infrastructure is crumbling and our debt is rising. The next "whatever it takes" will hopefully put an end to all this.

What is your opinion on Target 2?

>>50146521
The reason I am not buying anything now. Playing around with web3-based projects and finding my path. Thanks to Subsquid with all tools they offer for scaling web3.

>>50147354
this

>>50147044
But I am not German industry. I am a German person

>>50147972
This.
The EURO is superb for the German economies shareholders and horrible for the German people.

>>50146720
Euro is about to unironically loose 20% in July /august

Screenshot this
t. Work in geopolitical strategy consultancy

>>50146424
global slowdown. They're entirely geared towards exports so if the global economy slows down their trade balance fucks up

>>50146773
My fav game in Germany is to wait at the red/don’t walk sign with people waiting to cross the street then when it’s safe I walk into the middle of the road and shout “achtung achtung shnell snell” and watch a bunch of confused and obedient germans break the rules because I showed authority

bavarian independence when?

>Take that putin!

>>50147044
Yeah but the Germans now are watching an import price explosion and can’t export because nobody wants 2x price Mercedes over a Kia now and the Mercedes’ is only gonna get more expensive…

Without the Germans backing it up the Euro goes down hard

>>50147354
But what about your strong military that’s so well equipped? Where did all the mutti mammory muni for the poor asylum seekers come from?

>>50147652
Nobody asked bro.. ps web3 doesn’t exist

german fag here, our goverment and the EU is so stupid. we are getting fucked in order to save Ukraine. a country that is totally useless for us, doesnt have to provide anything to us. they are just constantly leeching from the eu and especially germany.

they have a long list what they want for free and if you dont give, they will critizice you heavily.

>>50146424
I WANTED TO LEAVE TAXRAPISTAN BUT DIDN'T CASHED OUT LAST TOP, NOW I'M STUCK FUUUUUCK

It is not possible to be happy in germany as long as you have half a brain. By knowing AYTHING about the state of global economy you're an outsider. An alien. I don't know a single person that even knows what the FED or EZB really is. People here are next level oblivious and there is no way the country can be saved.

>>50147354
It's still a great thing for the german elite, noone cares about the average kraut, not even them, that's why they sent you die like chickens in a slaughterhouse during the last 2 WW.

>>50148706
fucking kek

>>50147652
Just fucking end yourself my subjeet, fucking cancer

>>50146813
Strange. Most of the nations that have expelled them previously reached that point in less than 10 years. I wonder what took Germany so long?

>>50146567
You must be French, only the French would think Germans are the smug ones in EU

>>50146424
priced in

>>50146424
>What das hell is going on in germoney
Alles für die Ukraine!

>>50148657
This the euro is only over water because of German exports

>>50147044
>THOUGH

>>50147354
The dmark was obviously better

>>50146424
That means it's working!

>>50146773
I was trying to explain to my colleagues in a car industry related company the dangers of the vax but it just went through in their heads as if I was making things up with the exception of a few guys who had the same opinion.
For some reason if you are not labelled an expert and don't appear in television your opinion does not matter.

I would have at least expected a few of them to have worries after hearing of the dangers and try to learn more about it but nothing.
They are going to get what they deserve. Bankruptcy.

>>50148706
Lmao

>>50148706
kek

>>50148708
>i ate a slice of a carrot today
Your shits must be painful.

>>50148706
My favorite game in Germany is to dress as an Army captain, and order some random soldiers to arrest the town's mayor & treasurer while I loot the treasury

>>50146424
It's "was zum hölle", learn your German

>>50146424
Too many right wingers in government trying to sabotage EU trade agreements

>>50149973

It's "Was zur Hölle", you dirty mongoloid.

>>50150040
My bad, German grammar is hard

>>50147354
muh... MUH MEDIAN WEALTH

and yet 50% of greek don't have enough cash to afford a 1 week holiday in another european country once a year (costs like 500€), wow... so wealthy

>>50150096
>and yet 50% of greek don't have enough cash to afford a 1 week holiday in another european country once a year (costs like 500€), wow... so wealthy
If this is your argument then don't ever call Americans wealthy.

>>50149958
Based and blackpilled.

>>50150096
>MEDIAN
Please explain to me what you think is median and what you think is average. Thanks. And pay denbts.

>>50148708
No wonder you bavarians are all so fat

>>50146424
no no no NO NONONONONO YOU GERMAN FUCKERS WORK HARDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SEND YOUR MONEY TO ITALY AND GREECE YOU LAZY FUCKS YOU CANT DEFAULT NOW!!!!!!!!! WE NEED YOU MONEY SO WOOOOOORK MOOOOOOORREEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DONT CARE HOW YOU DO IT, DO DOUBLE OR TRIPLE SHIFTS AND RAISE TAXES IDK BUT YOU CANT DEFAULT ON US

>>50149462
Even experts were called schizos because they didnt shout the current narrative

>>50146424
One of the most resource hungry countries deciding it doesn't want the resources from one of the largest resource producer and finding out what that means.

EXPLAIN WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS I AM NOT SMART

>>50147044
80% of the DAX belongs to foreign investors, so not even the German elites get much of the econic profits.

>>50148708
>german "food"

>>50146424
Imagine being baited into this by the Anglo-American military industrial complex....and by being forced into a semi-political union with the butt-hurt belt of Poland/Baltics so you have to cut your own economy in half because muh putin bad....
You got fucking played by MI6/CIA in part of a longer war which has been running ever since Iraq when they got Schroeder kicked out for their agent Merkel - its designed to bring down the entire EU and its economy...

>>50151169
>its designed to bring down the entire EU and its economy...
good

>>50151169
I'm just surprised how still so very few are able to acknoledge this. The average german IQ is also supposed to be relatively high, too. They got played hard, but I would say it's deserved.

>>50151123
:D

>>50151308
>average german IQ is also supposed to be relatively high
Doesn't help if you refuse to see.

We believe at the same time that
a) the russian military is a bunch of corrupt, incompetent retards with low morale and outdated weaponry
b) we need to spend 100 billion euro per year on our military or we are getting overrun by the russians

Just ask people why don't we sanction the US. They invaded several countries while ignoring UN article 51. We showed on national TV how the US uses sexual torture on their prisoners. We are aware that a person making american war crimes and mass surveillance public will spend the rest of his life in jail. Yet people think sanctioning the US is completely insane.

>>50149958
Based and koepenickpilled

>>50146773
Swiss is peak kino. Germans wish they were like Switzerland.

>>50147354
>median wealth
This is a lie sold to Italians as well to keep them at bay. It’s totally useless. Because many Italians own their houses, so their wealth is made up by their house market value. I’m Italian btw.

>>50151378
Disgusting. Hope after your next wiener inflation it is kraut hunting season again.

>>50146424
Stop telling me the ned of an era for germany when polkadot decoded event was hosted last month. Oh hell yeah, I've enjoyed seeing the power of SquidFire while indexing the whole of Kusama in under 15 minutes. Trust me, these latest technologies will prove your chart wrong

>>50151738
I wouldn't hope that kraut hunting season to start again. Won't be good for every side

It's over

>>50151655
Why is Switzerland one of the most valuable for over a century when it comes to Europe?

>>50151802
I will start collecting german ears as soon as its open season on you hans.

>>50151840
Nazi gold and facilitating tax evasion.

>>50151093
>>50151093
>>50151093
Hello???
>>50151093
>>50151093
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>>50146568
they did though

>>50146723
>Energy got a whole lot more expensive since it's either denominated in rubles that have now appreciated
german companies still pay the values denoted in the contracts
>specially considering they net import oil, food and other commodities who's price is determined by global markets
germany is a net food exporter

>>50147354
the median wealth thing mostly tells you that most germans are renters. we've got pretty bad wealth inequality, but it's not quite as bad as that stat makes it seem.

>We have workers from the rest of the EU keeping our wages low.
no, workers in the entirety of the EU have low wages because of germany. if you were to cut immigration within the EU but kept all the other economic benefits, german wages would still remain low because it's the only way that the industry of a first world country can hope to compete with production in the third world. unfortunately, the alternative is becoming a net importer country, killing all production jobs and focusing strictly on management, finance and technology, as most other first world countries do.

>>50148657
i know why i got rid of most of my euros a while ago

>>50149025
ukraine is not the only reason why we're declining. but it does make for a good scapegoat for politicians

>>50149048
>I don't know a single person that even knows what the FED or EZB really is.
i guarantee you that this situation ain't better elsewhere

>>50151169
nobody was baited in this year in particular, i'm pretty sure this is all clear to our politicians. germany's attempt to re-align itself eastwards wasn't defensible anymore with the invasion and aligning with russia despite it would have meant political death for everyone involved. but to re-align with the US means that we need to play our part in their games.
both schröder and merkel and their governments got us into this mess in the first place, both can go suck a dick.

>>50151840
Proper federalism.

>>50151655
Going to Zurich this fall, pretty stoked to see it. Any other Swiss spots I should check out?

>>50151056
Get fucked meditard

Nobody in germany cares desu. Stuff is 50% more expensive YOY and people getting more poor by the day. Still, no unrest, everyone just goes along with it because the state media tells them to.

We're the most cucked country in existance. If france were to declare war on germany tomorrow I'd gladly get shot by a frog without resisting, just to get out of this misery

>>50151169
Based mutts saving Europe once again

>>50152628
you have the option to kill yourself this very moment anon

>>50151056
relax mein nigger
just farm they are going to starve
the sun shines here all year round

>>50148708
went to a Bavarian restaurant with my German gf and her dad. he told me to order this thing. couldn't fucking finish it. too much fat. how do Germans do it?

>>50152628
Weimar 2.0 when?

>>50152504
Zurich is good if compared to other euro cities. But it still suffers the same problem typical of Western cities.

>>50153000
Feral underclass of niggers and Arabs with a slave underclass of slavs and such with a massively arrogant and hostile ruling elite yeah those problems.

>>50151378
I remember working for an Austrian man as a part time job, fuk me he bought every single day lebekayser for me for a month.

>>50150096
If you live in Crete then why the hell would you want to spend summer holidays abroad lol

>>50152899
I had this last time I was in Munich and absolutely loved it. The tennis balls are a bit strange tho.

>>50153355
>The tennis balls are a bit strange tho.
Those are potatoe dumplings and different regions of germany have different opinions on the proper way to make them.

>>50151738
>>50151123
Fuck off jews

>>50146424
And just like that the eurozone is fucked

>>50152628
You can thank Hitler for all of this. Not only this, but giving kikes unlimited power.

Just let this shit hole of a country die.
t.kraut

>>50151056
Sorry the hohols get all now
>>50152831
Hey you retard, germany is self sufficient on food, we haver enough. Not so sure about meds tho they have too less rain

>>50146813
As every man should

>>50149543
>he felt for the fiber is healthy meme
ngmi

>>50146773
>If an authority figure tells a german to believe something he will believe it.

>>50146424
I am going to be rolling on the floor laughing if Italy and Greece have to bailout Germany.

>>50151390
>Just ask people why don't we sanction the US. They invaded several countries while ignoring UN article 51. We showed on national TV how the US uses sexual torture on their prisoners. We are aware that a person making american war crimes and mass surveillance public will spend the rest of his life in jail. Yet people think sanctioning the US is completely insane.
It probably comes down to
>but they are the good guys in call of duty
honestly

>>50149543
>fiber is good yes goyim
You felt forameme

>>50146424
Germoney is fucked by commies, they want seize landlords houses while eating more than what they are producing.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>50146424
Based USD is raping other currencies for daring to think defiant thoughts.

>>50146424
Enerrgy. German has 400 years of coal left to burn and had good nuclear power plants but it isn’t allowed to use either because of green commies.

>>50149025
Sounds Jewish to me. Is there anyway we can build a big oven that covers western Ukraine?

>>50151655
Switzerland? More like Immigrantland.

>>50147337
Buying from Thomann will be cheap as fuck. I might as well start flipping synths for a profit.

nature is healing
surpluses that large in a common market sharing the same currency will eventually implode the system unless fiscal transfers start happening.

>>50155137
this pic seems to be from austria

>>50151957
Read Simplicissimus from Grimmelshausen, and you'll understand, that Switzerland was rich before MuH NaZi GolD

>>50151102
I am one of the foreign investors investing in Germany.

Why have you stopped working, Hans?

>>50148706
It's easy to identify this as live action role-playing (ticker: LARP) because it happens outside, a place much different from your room in your moms house

>>50151123
t. britbong

>>50151390
Because America rules the world

Simple as.
Every single western country is our slave to do as we will with them

If we told every European to kill themselves for the good of America they would all line up happily to do their part

When germans feel the slight coming up of disorder bad things will happen to the world

jews must be pissing their pants right now

>>50146424
Liberalism met one speed bump

>>50148708
ew nigger wtf is that

>>50157461
yeah just like jews were pissing their pants every other time they did this on purpose

>>50151808
I can't read this but am I safe to assume it says
>boring western girl
>chad trad german girl

>>50146424
>Elect leftie govt
>Trade balance immediately collapses

The leaders are not stupid. They are actually cold calculating how to destroy the western world as we know it.

>>50151093
>>50152127
see
>>50151169
Americans just baited EU into killing themselves; Not sure if it will ultimately save the US, but it will ensure the EU is not going to be a relevant player in the longer term

remember when a man with a shrunken head could get a job and a wife and a car and a house and a good union trade

>>50158731
No, I've lived in a shithole all my life.