/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can't believe there are people that think they are going to turn it around somehow lmao
Celsius is fucked.

>>50078397

Third Stage of Grief: Bargaining

>>50078397
Nexo is Nexto

>>50078397
NOT YOUR KEYS

Muh risk-free 10% APY, kek

>$2 billion hole in balance sheet
this shit is worse than Iuna, celsius losses represent actual deposits, unlike the pretend valuations of ust and Iuuna

>>50078397
I enjoy reading these.

>>50078397
Fresh

>>50078669
jej

>>50078669
(((community)))

>>50078669
JUICY

>>50078397
>let us withdrawal at least half of YOUR holdings
exactly its theirs smart redditor

>>50078397
I almost feel bad for not feeling bad about people being zeroed out. Almost.

>>50078773
>wedding money
kek he gets what he deserves

>>50078945

Virgin hands wrote this post

>>50078669
incredible, GME really laid a new bagholding framework for all the great rugpulls that have come after. Two more weeks, moass any day now frens lol

>>50078773
>marriage is on hodl mode indefinitely
My sides

>>50078773
>puppiesr4pussies
___ ____ ____

>>50078669
Just give them $1000 so they can give you $2000 back later

>>50078397
I waiting for the shoe to drop on Crypto.com.

can anyone explain to me why these exchanges are going bankrupt?

>>50079186
I dont trade coins I just have a half a bitcoin sitting in binance I bought in 2020

i cashed out of celsius just 5 days before they stopped withdraws. i can't imagine being stuck like them

>>50078957
>you should enter a dysfunctional contract that rewards a female for destroying the marriage and lives of her husband and children for her hedonistic whims
>I- I’ll call you a name and it’ll make you do what I want
You’re not a human, you have no soul nor hymen whore

>>50079225
>Forces its users into hodl mode
>Best Regards and HODL on!!

They are trying to cause suicides at this point.

Also pic rel

>>50078397
>>50078563
>$2 billion hole in balance sheet
Hey, I know have negative 2 billion dollars, but can I have just half my money back?

>>50078397
can I get a qrd on what this celsius shit is

>>50079289
His wife should leave him for a smarter man.

Self selection.

>>50079292
How has no one yet fucked those fucks up in person? Same with kwon

>>50079351
>b- b- honey but money is not all, I thought we were soulmates in love. Hello? Are you there baby

>>50078397
Didn't their jew try to flee to the jew homeworld?

>>50078397
I heard a rumor that Celsius is in the best shape it has been in since they had to stop withdrawals. They aren't there yet to be able to turn them back on, but they almost have everything under control and just need like, maybe 2 more weeks.

Celsius is like the Fyre Fest of finance.

>>50079309
Crypto hedge fund. You loan them your crypto and they use it to short the market, gamble, and make bad loans with. But also pay you like 10% APR. They lost their users money.

>>50079118
>CRO
What an ugly fucking logo with ugly branding. Who the fuck buys these off brand CEX scam L1 shitcoins. "Yeah bro just buy 'Solana' and 'CRO' and 'Fantom' bro we're going to the moon!"
Retards deserve to lose their money.

>>50079186
I'm assuming they make stupid investments like longing on BTC with huge leverage, get liquidated and go bankrupt. No bailouts in crypto.

>>50078397
>>50079356
The recent chinese airline crash happened because the pilot got rugpulled on a ponzi scheme and decided to an hero with everyone onboard

>>50079351
his wife deserves it because she chose a dumb man

self selection

>>50079445
Why didn’t he flee to Somali and sell the plane instead

>>50079481
Sweaty that’s not how hypergamy works. She makes a bad choice? She runs away, collects gubmint checks and alimonies while others pay the price. He made a bad choice? Lmao loser

>>50079553
no, no fault divorce should be illegal and adultery should be punished with death

>>50078773
Incel chads, where can we find all these grieving women? Set up a "Celsius widows support group " on Facebook maybe?

>>50079567
>should
stop dreaming goy and back to work, the welfare state won’t support itself

>>50079434
Cro ads

>>50078397
how the fuck can they prevent you from withdrawing your own money?

>>50079186
> Be Celsius
> Market to get cryptobros to "stake" on their platform
> Pay out 8% APY or whatever seemingly above market average interest rates for staking
> OH SHIT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GENERATE REVENUE TO PAY OUT THESE INTEREST RATES
> Take customer funds and start degenerate trading with them
> OH SHIT WE JUST LOST MONEY STAKING CUSTOMER FUNDS ON SOME PROTOCOL THAT GOT HACKED
> Double down on some other protocol that has high APY
> OH SHIT TERRA IS GONNA BLLLOOOOOOOWWWWW
> Lose money on Terra, double down on degenerate trading in customer ETH funds for stETH for that sweet 4% yield
> YAMEROOOO THE PEG HAS BEEN BROOOOKKEEEENNNN
> stETH no longer trading one to one with ETH and need to retrieve ETH to pay back customers but you can't trade in stETH for ETH one to one till months after the merge


And so on and so forth. Degenerate fucking gambling, but not with Mashinky's own money.

>>50079275

Sneed

>>50079722
They are shoring up the system and saving everyone. Building additional liquidity in the background.

>>50079225
> call us at 1-866-HODL-NOW

>>50079747

>>50079567
>adultery should be punished with death

You can always fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled from, Ahmed.

>>50079722
It's a centralized system. Why do you think we keep shouting from the rooftops "NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR CRYPTO".

>>50079806
lmao I didnt know thats how Celsius works. I buy ammo not crypto or metals

>>50079805
>yeah cheating is awesome
you’re wetting your pants knowing you’re gonna get stoned subhuman

>>50079378
so you’re saying…trust the plan?

>>50079901
it's not like you have a choice at this point anyway

>people put all their money into an obvious ponzi
>put on their best surprised pikachu face when suddenly they don't have any money anymore

they fucking deserve to be bankrupt

>>50079309
>>50079430
It was a crypto ponzi scheme, promising 10-18% returns on deposits. And of course when the market tanked, they lost all their clients money. Just like literally every ponzi scheme in existence.

>>50078669

>>50079732
Damn, so they just couldn't pay the high APYs they were promising, so they took funds from the customers and gambled to afford the APYs they were supposed to dish out and lost? That's nuts.

I don't know much about crypto, but I don't think complete decentralization of a currency is a good thing, you definitely need governing bodies and regulations.

>>50078957
bride's father should pay, not you

>>50080312
You need brain. Not to give your money to obvious scams, keep your greed in check.

Do you need government to take a shit as well you mouth breathing burger ingesting waste of space?

>>50078424
kek

>>50079225
They cant sell them on uniswap?

Latest from the official Celsius blog, published 4 hours ago

>>50079434
>Fantom
FTM isn't a CEX coin. Fantom is an "ETH helper."

>>50080663
>restructuring our liabilities
=rugpulling depositors

>>50080648
the money is in possession of celsius. its amazing goons would allow themselves to become this vulnerable

>>50078397
>let us withdraw at least half
Bad news for you bud. They don't even have half. It's all gone.

>>50078773
>marriage on hodl mode
kek

>>50079378
>I heard a rumor that Celsius is in the best shape it has been in since they had to stop withdrawals. They aren't there yet to be able to turn them back on, but they almost have everything under control and just need like, maybe 2 more weeks.

Celsius is Adam Sandler's character from Uncut Gems

I finally watched this film the other day and just realized this today
It's the same thing.
"Just one more score and you'll have your money."
He's gambling with the money he owes to his investors, hoping and praying that he'll get lucky just once and be able to pay everyone back.
But in the meantime he's holding his investors hostage.

I wonder whether it will end the same way.

>>50078773
>marriage is on hodl mode indefinitely

HAHAHAHA

>>50078397
inbred alex the pedokike tried to flee to israel

>>50080312
Every cefi scam follows this guide:

>deposit 100$ in eth or btc
>get 10% apy usually denominated in cefi shitcoin
>cefi shitcoin is only valuable because they own what you deposited
>nobody cares when everything is going up because cefi scam takes your coins and deposits it into another even scammier shitcoin offering higher apy, leading up the chain to luna which gave 20% guaranteed so it looks like everyone is winning
>once things stop going up, anchor runs out of money to give out or whatever, people sell, realize the cefi shitcoin is actually worthless because its only value was to scam someone else
>luna blows up taking everyones money with it since they all dumped their coins into there
>since cefi scam has been loaning out all of your eth and btc you gave to them into another cefi scam who then lent it to another cefi scam so they don't actually have your coins to withdraw
>chain reaction where everyone in loses everything.

grats you just lost all of your money

>>50080551
Terrible grammar. But if crypto enthusiasts want world wide adoption of crypto, there needs to be checks and balances. Newsflash, most of the world is stupid. Thats why they can just keep it in a bank, earn a tiny amount of interest, and not have to think or worry about it. You cant expect every person to be a a tech savvy, crypto savvy internet king to stay away from scams. People want to just keep their money safe. A centralized crypto is going to be the future for sure.

>>50081005
Are binance and coinbase the only trustworthy ones? (for now)

>>50078669
what does the celsius token even do?
If I understand it people lend their crypto to celsius for a certain yield
then celsius loans that crypto out
people wanted to withdraw their crypto and celsius has long term loans and doesn't have enough to cover
has to pause withdraws
now everyone knows and will withdraw money
literal bankrun from the 19th century

>>50079553

Government checks don't give you a glamorous lifestyle.. Also there is no alimony/child support then the father has no money lmao.

>>50078669
>MATCH ME!
Lol it’s the Bernie 2016 campaign all over again!

>>50079072
based and dogussy pilled

>>50081488
Witnessed

>>50078397
Their head of lending "was into business or something" prior to being fucked on camera. I imagine this man is a "feminist" (aka, cuck) and sees no issue with it, and is probably the sort of lemming who sees a "leader" that is really behind the "foundation" and "tech". Picrel comes to mind. I don't even know if it is greed as much as self-cucking yourself. I am convinced a large majority of the population simply want to be cattle for someone else, but when something goes wrong, they appeal in a genuinely hilarious, ironic manner.

>>50079289
I hope all of these crypto bagholders rope. Removal of so much chaff from the earth is a wonderful thing.

Holy shit hahaha, I am getting hard watching these redditors squirm. It's like findom porn - sexually exciting. They actually thought a 8% yield would just magically appear, and it would be RISK-FREE. Hahaha they gave away their coins when the literal terms they accepted stated that their coins could be used as collateral. And they trusted Mashinsky because he claimed to be the INVENTOR OF VOIP - LOL THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T CON THEM. He didn't even invent VOIP hahahahahaha
And some people lost their life savings over this. I'm probably gonna cum. Not your keys not your coins.

>>50081488
sieg'd and heil'd

>>50078397
HODL le line fellow inCELs!! kek

>>50078397
Not refunds bitch nigga

>>50079289
>taking on extreme risk with wife and children.

$0 on Celsius but them going down is going to plunge the crypto markets into further despair.
Tired of all the shitty news

>>50078397
>It’s over
Now back date this post to 2 weeks ago

>>50079289
Stories like these just seem like fuckin scammers trying to grift money from retards out of pity.

>>50078773
I can't even imagine marrying some whore who wants and expensive when her father is paying for it, let alone cucking you into paying for it.

>>50078957
>blow a bunch of money on a ceremony that will be like the 100s of millions of ceremonies before it
>start your marriage off with no money
>immediate have financial troubles straining your marriage

Many such cases.

when will people learn that in a market like this one, liquidity and decentralization are EVERYTHING

The only two decentralized platforms that anyone should invest in are AAVE and BitDAO and thats it. Thats where real decentralization and liquidity is

>>50078424
/thread

>>50078773
>marriage is on hodl
The absolute state of plebbitors

>>50078957
>sex = marriage
You have to go back.

>>50079225
>1-866-HODL-NOW
this cant be real

>>50079351
>>50079481
>>50081966
/thread
>>50082048
Found the coping plebbitor.

>>50080663
>buzzwords
>jargon
>empty speech
>followed by a legal disclaimer with more info than the post itself
Celsius hodlers really are mentally retarded.

>>50079805
im whiter than you and i agree with ahmed

Serious question to people that had money in tera or Celcius; did you sincerely think for a second you could simply have your stables parked in there for a multi-year bear market, and that you would simply keep getting 10-20% returns with no issue whatsoever?

>>50079846
>calls others subhuman
>literally behaving like an actual subhuman and worships subhuman cultures
Chudcels truly are retarded
>>50082409
You're not white

>>50082484
white as marble, blond and blue eyed.
cheating should be punished with death.
islam is right about women.
heil hitler.

>>50082521
>t. 16 year old brown permavirgin
Fuck off moohammet

>>50078397
>get 50% of my lifesavings back
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
but seriously
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah, nah, that's not happening

>>50078669
>HOLY VISHNUS BUY TOKEN SIRS OR ELSE YOUR FUNDS ARE BENCHOD

>>50078419
I'm afraid 99% of crypto market will be seeing the same fate.
Starting to see the bitcoin maxi light

>>50079033
This whole thing may have started the dominos tumbling because of GME my guy

>>50078773
marriage is on hodl fucking KEK

>>50079434
Wtf a re you holding?

>>50079434
Last of my "investment" in that kike-run "company" is going to unlock in about 96 hours. Thank God I started unstaking that shit and bailing months ago. People still restaking coins on 3-month lockup rn. Wew.

>>50082320
Hes not saying these retards don't exist, just that trying to start a pity party is a good way for scammers to pull in free cash.

>>50078669
are these guys insane?

>>50079378
After this fiasco why would anybody ever trust Celsius with their funds again and use their platform. Celsius is literally done for

>>50081430
I assume exchanges don't rehypothecate, so they just stake what you give them on the respective network, but I don't use them so I haven't looked.

>>50079430
>>50080265
so bitconnect 2022

>>50082674
That's a good thing. A bear market cleanses the garbage from crypto so we can be ready for the next bull run. We need shit like Celsius, Nexo, and Bancor to die.

>>50078397
This will fuel the regulations that will fuck crypto, lmao.

>>50078397
Ive been out of crypto for a few weeks. Can someone give me a tl:dr on Celsius? Is it just LUNA 2.0?

>>50078424
lmao

THE CUNTS JUST POSTED THIS LMAO

>>50084524
it is bitconnect 2.0`

>>50080265
>It was a crypto ponzi scheme
No it wasn't. Ponzi schemes have no actual yield. In Celsius the yield was "real" in that it was derived from external sources, but it was made through wildly retarded and reckless high-risk investments, and when their investments started to collapse they became insolvent and halted withdrawals.

People throw words like Ponzi around way too much without knowing what it means.

>>50085207
Its also the issue that customers' funds weren't treated as a deposit but rather a loan to be paid back by Celsius.

>>50082604
>>50082521
>>50082484
>>50082409
>>50079846
>>50079805
>>50079567
Adultery should be illegal for women and punishable by exile or imprisonment
Adultery should be legal for men if his wife got fat, if not it should be illegal, but only be punished by letting the wife divorce him

>>50079445
Holy macaroni, the bug extermination

>>50078773
possibly gone? What is this retard imagining? "Oh hey guys, we fixed it! Here's your money back!."

>>50080312
they lent huge sums of money to 3ac, 3ac was overleverged and blew up

>>50080265
the yield came from 3ac trading profits

>>50085207
Madoff’s ponzi had real gains for a long time. And he was never tight about letting people withdraw their money. That’s part of why he got away with it for so long.

>>50078773
>why would you risk your wedding money
Because its lost money if thats what it being used on. You'd be better off putting it on black.

>>50079289
Why do they act like victims, rather than participants? its amazing. do none of them realize they were the scammers too

>>50086340
Madoff Securities didn't make any trade since like the 90's, but you are right that it didn't start as a Ponzi. At the beginning it was an actual investment company but Bernard fucked up and instead of telling his investors, he kept his losses hidden and tried to recover their money with riskier and riskier investments (with obvious results) until he eventually realized it was mathematically impossible to do it anymore and he gave up and hoped to keep the Ponzi going until he died.

>>50081520
>>50083002
big-eyed dumb emasculated nigger cattle as Terry said so well

>>50081396
You’re dumb.

>>50083066
Honestly you overestimate normie retards. If Celsius legitimately "made it" through and paid every "Hodler" 10 cents on the dollar then in a year's time people would start depositing their money there once more

>>50083002
I'm sure most of them bought LUNC too

>>50079289
overinvested pleb gambled his livesavings away cause he didn't staked hex with a Hardware wallet.

many such cases

>>50089389
or rather the adoption of a hybrid dex that gives control to its users with lots of amazing features will make sense

>>50079445
nice

It’s fucking gold looking back and watching the Celcius CEO or whatever debate Peter Schiff.

>>50078563

>Celsius losses represent actual deposits

No they don't, read the fine print. Users have made uncollateralised loans to Celsius. When you make uncollateralised loans you are always at risk.

>>50079186

Their business model relies on BTC going up. As we all know BTC also goes down and that's a problem.

>>50079722

The users have lent money to Celsius with the understanding that Celsius is going to do wonky shit with the money and might end up losing it. If this is news to anyone who has used Celsius then they havent done enough research.

>>50085207

>the yield was "real" in that iwas derived from external sources.

If those external sources are ponzi schemes OR derive their yield from ponzi schemes then Celsius is also a ponzi scheme.
If I create Company A, promise you 10% of your money, take your money and invest it into ponzi scheme B which gives 15% then guess what? Company A is a ponzi scheme by proxy.

>>50089911
>The users have lent money to Celsius with the understanding that Celsius is going to do wonky shit with the money and might end up losing it.
that was in the fine print bro, they advertised as being safu

>>50078773
>The marriage is on hodl mode

kek

>>50090027

I understand that. It was shady from Celsius to present themselves as a bank or whatever BUT if you are going to deposit your life savings somewhere you have to understand what you are doing. You can't make 15 min of DD and then come crying when you get scammed.

>>50079225
>1866-HODL-NOW

kek

>Guys stop saying we were greedy, we gambled it all for 1% return

>>50085699
incel virgin

>>50079356
People are pussies. That's the secret, that's why the world is shit, no one has the balls to do the needful

>>50078397
Anything above 8% is a ponzi

I jacked it to Khater's vid again today. Loving this whole situation desu

>>50081430
Exchanges make huge money from fees and the spread alone, that's not even taking into account the money they make insider trading and fucking with the longs and shorts.

>>50082521
Based

Will he get back 50%?

Crypto has destroyed way more lives than it's helped

>>50078397
did the public education system fail these people?
if I see a lender offering ridiculous APR it's common sense to investigate how and where this lender makes it's money, what's their incentive i.e. nobody does nothing for free

I get it's easy to laugh at these retards, but what product can I create to get the government to subsidise to prevent this mess?

>>50090352
This is not sustainable?

Syscon; a proof-of-work blockchain with a hashrate second only to Bitcoin, is a trustless computing platform combining both Ethereum and Bitcoin protocol into one ideal system that will power tomorrow's innovative distributed applications.

I just want my money back

>>50090077

>BANKS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS

>>50090333
It's very nearly a zero sum game, there's almost no value created so every gain is someone's loss, and this is so obvious that everyone who loses deserves it.

>>50089822
Loans are deposits bucko

>>50081430
bitfinex is the most resilient one but usdt fudders will shit on it for no reason

>>50078397
I wish they get back up coz that's fucking necessary, liquidation and bankruptcy has been the norms of this present bear market.

>>50078397
Even Robinhood and one other company is fucking getting bought by Sam CEO of FTX, how draining?

>>50080829
>He's gambling with the money he owes to his investors, hoping and praying that he'll get lucky just once and be able to pay everyone back.
>But in the meantime he's holding his investors hostage.
In real cases, not just the movies, people will often resort to taking even more risk, just for the chance to pay people back. Then they get permanently rekt to the point of no return. Always taking on more debt until nobody wants to lend to them. That's where we're at now (when FTX walked away). Most normies are still at the bargaining stage (i.e. if they can even get a real update from the company that they'll 50% of their life savings back, they'll feel better). Next stage is anger. That's my favourite stage. It's more fun to read normies reading what they're going to do to this kike than hearing all the sob stories.

>>50090683
Could this actually mean that there'll be a pump in FTT, given the upcoming intending buy or I should just stick to buying another bag of Sylo ahead of its Coinbase listing.

>>50090668
I wish the same thing, this market be eating up companies.

>>50089475
TXA Chad?

>>50090058
thats gotta be the funniest part right? degen risk for boomer term deposit returns

>>50090352
with token production the yield wasn't really the unsustainable anywhere. The farmed token was a ponzi but ok, eventually that would collapse but the platform with trading fees would be fine. Problem is they were illicitly leverage using the deposited money

>>50078669
>buy in some that you can be my exit liquidity

>>50078669
The dying cope of any shitcoin is the "let's all just buy a little bit and we can turn thid around!" moment.

>>50079033
To be fair, GME haven't gone bankrupt. Celsius has

>>50079722
The same way your bank can - it was never your money to begin with

>>50091239

Bank deposits are protected (up to a certain amout) so this cannot happen in the private banking system. Even if a bank goes bankrupt the funds are protected. We have one defi collapse per week. This entire space is a complete scam and is in no way comparable to the banking system.

>>50091268
Still most isn't insured and beyond that bailouts come from the government, which comes from printing based on the promise of future repayment based on a need for ever increasing population. In a loose sense all economies have some ponzinomics.

>>50091302

Trad fi has many problem. I agree with that for sure, but despite these problems the space is 100 times safer than CeFi and DeFi (as they look right now) and that's why I dislike the
>what about banks
rhetoric.
Whenever we have a new DeFi disaster someone chimes in with the "muh banks". I've been using the trad-fi banking system for 31 years and never lost any money.

>>50084524
Their whole thing is "we're not a bank trust us bro big bank will take your money"

Spoiler: they trusted, money got taken

>>50091268
>Bank deposits are protected
O vey, now you get to pay taxes to pay back the deposit guarantee. YOU GET TO PAY BACK YOUR OWN GODDAMN MONEY IN TAXES

>>50086585
Celsius is actually helping him

>>50080312
It's actually a good thing you don't have retards being bailed out for their ponzi scheme in the long run. Let the shit coins/projects fall and leave room for the quality coins. Really no regulation is needed. The people who lost money deserved it for not knowing what they were doing with their money. Don't fall for the we need regulation meme. Regulation is coming wether we want it to or not but we can at least refuse to ne happy about it. Regulations won't solve the core problem that our world has too many retards in it. Retards losing their life savings will solve that problem.

>>50091555
>Regulations won't solve the core problem that our world has too many retards in it.

Mandates against that have already been passed

>>50079567
Adultery is punishable by fine in South Korea.

>>50078773
>tell her the marriage is on hodl mode indefinitely

>>50080312
>I don't think complete decentralization of a currency is a good thing, you definitely need governing bodies and regulations
That's because you're a fucking retard

>>50078520
Kek. Yield aggregators like SPOOL have similar APY on stablecoins, audited and low risk. Crypto pajeets should be doing enough research to understand risks in crypto

>>50078397
Imagine gambling half your life savings in get rich quick pyramid scams with no regulation

Then expecting sympathy on reddit

Just.... Lmao

>>50082674
Based as fuck. I'm holding very little btc though.

>>50079033
GME is 10x what it was before January 2021

>>50089984
>If I create Company A, promise you 10% of your money, take your money and invest it into ponzi scheme B which gives 15% then guess what? Company A is a ponzi scheme by proxy.
That's arguable dependent on whether it was intentional or if he was just an idiot. Also a lot of his losses were ostensibly "reasonable" (using that term lightly), the big outlier was their investment in Terra Luna. By most reasonable definitions even going by edge cases, calling Celsius a ponzi is a stretch. It seems significantly more accurate to refer to it as a high risk hedge fund managed by a grossly incompetent CEO.

>>50078490
based

>>50082604
>T. Wife cheated on him

Lmao cuck

>>50090058
There is no other quite like Reddit cope

>>50091555
Opposite effect. There will literally always be people who want money but aren't patient enough or smart enough to inspect the offerings. By allowing the scams to occur you encourage more scammers to fill the sphere.

>>50078397
Fuck every parasite who wanted to leech off (((interest))) with the jews, completely deserved

>>50078424
literally laughing out loud

>>50081488
Based digits

>>50079732
>HACK
This is a fucking nightmare if you ask me, I do all that I can to avoid this. I use a privacy platform on L1 without the need for asset conversion or the use of mixers as it is with the other protocols. Quite a number of tables are already shaking in crypto.

i jsut came to the celcius chick

>>50091474

Correct but you are paying the same taxes for the same protection and you are stupid enough to not use it.

R/Celsius is a fucking gold mine
Thousand of retards still think that they are going to get their money back lol. Thank you for the link biz

>>50092792

They have invested in multiple sketchy DeFi projects which are all ponzi schemes.

>>50079581
kek

glad i don't give a shit about smellsius

>>50090232
>9%*, there are some relatively safe government bonds from other countries that currently yield ~8%

>>50084451
>so we can be ready for the next bull run
Still believing this...

>>50090077
Walled stacie hands typed this post. How's that zestimate holding up, cunt?

>>50080312
>>50081396
>>50081430
You are a dumb fucking gorilla nigger, did you know that?

>>50078773

>>50078397
>let us withdraw at least half of your holdings
>your
at least he knows

>>50079289
I hope all these posts are real and not just trolls or scammers

>>50092388
There is no such thing as a low risk 10% reward.

>>50080663

how long until they take down the website?

>>50078773
If you think about it, he's actually saving money in the long run.

>>50079289
husbant...

>>50078397
cryptocucks begging for a 50% haircut, kek

>>50095919

Massive risk including currency risk, default risk and duration risk. You get barely no yield in short duration bonds from AAA countries.

>>50078424
kek
poor rentoids dreaming with their get-rich-quick schemes

>>50078957
What kind of cuck feels the need to invite the government into their personal relationships? There is zero reason to get married by the state these days.
>mmmm govern me harder daddy, love that boot!

>>50079351
As if a smart man would choose a single mother.

>>50097437
Because statism is the female religion and they will hate you forever for disrespecting their god.

>>50078773
>why would you risk your wedding money
because he thought Celsius was "doxxed trusted and legit"

>>50081430
coinbase gives 0.1% or something like that for USDC, so they probably aren't degen farming with it

post new stuff

>>50097437
Lolspergs are mentally ill children

>>50090333
80/20 rule
Giga whales like SBF make out with billions
Lucky oldfags and platform owners make out with millions
Normalfags who thought Celsius was safe lose everything

There's not many people who actually use crypto for its utility (uncensorable store of value that can't be charged back), because most people don't deal with virtual goods or transfer money to arbitrary individuals in foreign countries

>>50082674
>BTC instead of XMR

It's unfair to critique bitcoin's use of resources as though it were in a vacuum as opposed to the greater energy consumption of traditional financial systems.

>>50078397
>Lifesavings

After all these years some people keep gambling all their money in one of the least safe markets out there. Why don't you buy penny stocks since you're at it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCcwn6bGUtU

>>50080312
>I don't know much about crypto, but I don't think complete decentralization of a currency is a good thing,
these were centralized """institutions"""
all the defi protocols worked perfectly, as designed

>>50081396
This is the most kosher post I have seen all day

>>50099063
>XMR
infinite inflation kek

>>50099457
>why are tail emissions needed

>>50085207
>In Celsius the yield was "real"
how much you got parked in there

>>50099530
Zero because I'm not retarded.

>>50089911
What's in his glasses reflection?

>>50096878
acceptance

>>50079289
Fuck him, greedy cunt got Jewed.

>>50078397

>>50101042
>yeah dude heres a 100k every year totally risk free bro

how are these people even millionaires to begin with

>>50078397
Imagine putting half of your lifesavings in crypto lol.

>>50099063
Spinner cash on ICP offers everything monero does, with smart contracts, for fucking free, to bitcoin, all native on the blockchain.

>>50101042

> putting millions of dollars in a literal who company.

deserved.

>>50101042
Imagine being stupid enough to not understand that stablecoins is an actual ponzi scheme propped up by cheap debt for 10+ years. It will collapse now that that's changing.

I mean seriously.

>putting most of your money into an unregulated ponzi scheme
top kek

>>50079095
kek

>>50078773
i actually laughed at a plebbit comment, what is the world coming to

>>50079289