/biz/ - Business & Finance

SEX SEX SEX

>buying SQQQ after a 10% pump day
so anyway any other bear indexes I should be fomo-ing into?

>>50029131
I fomod into SIGA on Wednesday

How retard am I for buying MORE QQQ and SPY??
>>50029166
Is she still this hot?

This is exhilarating. SQQQ I LOVE YOU

>>50029166
That reminds me, is RICK flashing a recession indicator yet?

>>50029191
>Is she still this hot?
She's a fat fucking goblina now, as she was destined to be from the start.

>Pat gelsinger wears 2 rings.
Anyone else find rings on men cringey?

the bear market ends today
this is as low as it goes

Haha it's a soft landing because the Fed and the PPT keep bouncing the market straight up when it's dropped too much and make it a completely untradeable environment for both bulls and bears haha

>>50029191
That is actually a legitimate investing strategy, I bought twenty more shares of QQQ this morning.

>>50029218
Even watches are cringe. Yes, even Apple watches and your 5 complexity faggotry """horology timepieces""".

>>50029234
Fed already admitted soft landing or any landing is probably out of their control.

NO NO NO NO SOXL SISSIES YOU LIED TO ME AAAAAA

Apologize.

>>50029258
Chronometers dad

You heard I'm drinking more than I should
That I ain't been looking all that good
Someone told you I was taking it rough
Why are they making those stories up?

So is it finally safe to post or is the janny gonna give a warning for on topic posting? >>>/trash/48899863

Anyone know why the market dumped today? Saw no news today. Or news for why it pumped the last few days. Are we getting duped my mm's?

>>50029265
Inflation is transitory bigot these African Americans need their employment opportunities

>>50029258
i wonder what that hyped chink chick in the front row is up to now

>>50029280
Should be down 10% if not for qualcoom

>>50029166
>how the market is making me feel

>>50029291
I got hit with a couple of 3 day vacays fucking faggot janny scum

Are you experiencing discomfort and inconvenience, Müm̈ü?

>>50029258
I agree. Only time I'd ever wear a watch is when flying and I need it for ifr or something. I see no need for it especially apple watches.

>>50029174
LABD?

>>50029291
Something completely unrelated to this, we should have a minecraft lan party and invite some of the 4chan staff over

>dxy up
>vix up
>10Y down
>stocks down
Yep it's big Bobo time!

Today was an overaction and tomorrow will be green

>>50029334
>and I need it for ifr or something

>23 posters
/smg/ is fucking dead, bear market killed it

>>50029131
>>50027074
>>50027079
>>50027080
>>50027084
>>50027085
>>50027086
>>50029137
Thank you everyone involved.

>>50027206
>>50028048
>>50029166
>Anime foot fetishists and goblina posters are a refreshing return to normalcy compared to the closeted homosexual transvestite posting.
How far we have fallen as a general thread.

>>50029280
Wow I almost fomo'd back in. Not this time Jerome Powell you disgusting prick. You're so obsessed wuth protecting stocks you will pump them and in all llikelihood hoping people like me or any other anon buys to cushion the fall. We are basically what you're trying to use as the soft landing. I refuse to be your airstrip on top of an active volcano. You have no airstrip enjoy your failure you jerk. What are the odds Jerome sees this? Im certain he browses here.

>>50029191
Depends on what you find hot I suppose

>>50029277
>>50029333
Checked

>>50029305
>*drags on cigar*
Well now boys - lookie here, I say I say, lookie here now boys. Seems that we have got ourselves one “buck” that has forgotten his place oncemore and requires a-breakin’.
>*the amphibian plantation owner smuggly glances at your bulging negroid eyes*
Now now, you silly little negro it would appear that you have become emboldened to disobey us and we simply cannot have that because it goes against the natural order… You see, negroes such as yourself simply cannot comprehend the intricacies of our modern industrialised world. You negroes are what we refer to as an undeveloped hominids, you are simply lesser than us normal folk. It is precisely this inferiority which drives your negroid mind into absolute madness and why the breakin’ process is so important.
>*fingers snap as a group of well-endowed Ulster-Scotsmen undue their britches and surround you*
Alright now boys, ain’t none of us enjoy what must be done, but we all know the ramifications of our inaction would surely doom this precarious balance we currently enjoy. My goodness gracious me, men the negroes actually appears to be grinning a bit, perhaps he has come to enjoy the breakin’ afterall – we musn’t wait too much longer now. Poor little negro, too stupid to be amongst men and yet too erratic to survive in the animal kingdom. Just bend over now, I say I say, just bend over now boy and we will sort it all out.
>*the animalistic howling of a broken negroid echoes across the southern plains*

>>50029355
Half of us are b& and the other half is too dumb to ban evade.

>>50029355
Jannies are legit killing it, my wifes son has gotten 3 bans and is running out of 4chan passes.

>>50029378
Would
But also, what is she even baking in that video? Churros I'm assuming?
I like churros... any good churro stocks I can invest in?

UCO is up
all my OIL companys are up

couldnt be having a better day.

>>50029378
This is what every guy with a 7 figure portfolio tries to wife

You would think with all the capital some anons have around here, you could use that money to moves some bodies around and do some layoffs.

>>50029251
Good to hear that I'm not totally retarded. Thanks, anon.
>>50029378
Mhmm, yep.

>>50029457
some hamgoblin thot?

>>50029479
Inflation affects everything

>>50029378
That is a girl too thicc for Plan B. Long TEVA.

>>50029395
Not that I'm complaining, but why did you reply with this transcript of an oil company earnings call?

The recession will not be televised (until 3 or 4 months later).

Just wait until tomorrow bobo. GDP print will be negative and we're going to rip for weeks. The clown market must go on.

>>50029378
keep smg g*blin* free bro

>>50029539
>GDP print will be negative
can they just not open the markets like after 911?

>>50029539
Again, the number tomorrow is the final Q1 number. That's already -1.5%. It's not going to be some wild curveball and it's not Q2.

>>50029524
>Never heard of interest until I was 36

>>50029522
thots are transitory?

>>50029539
>>50029573
Tomorrow is 1st quarter final edition so it's supposed to be negative. 2nd quarter advanced print is July 28th. Thats the confirmation of recession.

>>50029524
who is this faggot?

>>50029539
>>50029573
>GDP will be negative
We already know it’s negative -1.5%. What’s the big deal about a revision. Unless they somehow find a way to revise Q1 to show growth it’s not going to make a difference.

So how much we dumping tomorrow?

WHY ARE MY PUTS GOING DOWN IN VALUE AHHHHH

H-has anyone heard from the SOXLsisters? I am worried...

Is it true you guys still live with your parents?

Don't worry guys, Joe Biden is at the helm the adults are back in charge now!

>>50029606
∞

>>50029589
in your life yes
wives are eternal
there are no wives left

>>50029619
No, but half of my college friends who I assumed were doing better than me currently are

>>50029601
Probably the anon posting it. Filter and ignore.

>>50029614
Check behind the Wendy's dumpster

>>50029334
apple watches have great alarm clocks

>>50029191
>How retard am I for buying MORE QQQ and SPY??
I've DCA'd the majority of my money into SPY over the past couple months. And will continue to on the way down. What we have is a great buying opportunity.

this month feels like I got hit by a batista bomb

>>50029654
You also know what else makes a great alarm clock? Any phone

>>50029649
I-it is worse then I thought...

>>50029654
>he needs an alarm and his body can't just tell what time it is and when he is fully rest to get up and make money
Lmao at your dysegenic body sleepcel.

I added more TQQQ and UPRO today and last week. $20k more, do I buy spy or keep going with TQQQ upro?

>>50029524
>retard didn't learn about interest in high school
>blames everyone else

>>50029670
Literally top percentile genius amongst /smg/ posters.

>>50029670
dca into sqqq and qqq then sell the sqqq when line goes up

>>50029679
It vibrates on your wrist without sound, I don’t wear my phone to bed so it’s pretty great

>>50029234
>Soft landing

>>50029378
Coming along nicely I see.

i went out for coffee
while researching cheapies
the barista said that
i gave her the creepies

She was really cute though.... but I think she sold me a stale muffin.

>>50029234
>soft landing

>>50029735
You should have asked for her number

>>50029670
those are some heavy duty filters anon...

SIGA SISSIES

So i've got like $3k to blow on some etfs. What's the best bet for the long haul - defense, renewable energy, oil&gas or just VOO/SPY?

>>50029670
>living well below your means and DCAing excess earnings into low fee market funds until your portfolio is 25x your yearly expenses
The patrician play.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT SIGA AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

>soft landing

>>50029692
Just wait until tomorrow, SOXL baggies really will have to sell their organs and juices just to make payments on their debts.

>>50029524
Yeah I've seen that every time. Pricks wont admit defeat until it's too late so that they can feign that "no one could've seen it coming" just like when Jerome feigned on inflation. Yet the normies could see it too kek look at the Fed Reserve's twitter page. Seems more like purposeful incompetence to dodge blame as now it's treated outside their control for "not seeing it coming." By that point it's too late for the commoners to exit their stock positions, stocks dumped enough that you might have at best a few more percents worth of dumps left as you already held through a 40% loss from ATH. Unless you're in SOXL in which case its down like 80% from ATH wouldn't surprise me if it's down 98% minimum by the point the bottom is reached.

>>50029760
No, I don't talk to people irl, and especially girls, unless necessary, such as for work or commerce

>>50029801
Leave my girlfriend alone.

Homosexuals are now practicing abstinence until marriage. There will never be another monkey transmission ever again.

>>50029835
Holy shit that looks like fun

>>50029855
How you ever going to get your pp sucked mate?

>>50029756
Doesn't soft landing imply we're going to go down and then just stay on the tarmac so (((they))) can load all their shekels back on the plane before the next take off. Fuck that, I'm shorting this shit so I can have more shekels to put on the plane after the soft landing.

>>50029886
I gave up on that years ago, but if I really need to, I can just take a cue from 2 scoops and hire a prostitute. That would be considered 'commerce', so I think I could do it

>>50029735
I would have sold you a fresh muffin

>>50029874
>Jonathan Frakes: "That never happened."

SIGA CHADS WTFWT

>>50029539
Q2 GDP is not until late July. Why are there so many fucking morons in this thread. How many times do I have to tell you, old man?

This is a nothingburger. It’s another look at Q1 tomorrow. We’re still IN Q2 for fucks sake

>>50029926
YNBAW

>>50029895
Pretty much, timing the bottom is gonna be hard though

Hahahahaha bulls fell for that obvious trap
We are officially back in bear market status

>>50029867
>>50029874
Well this is weird, I swear I've seen these exact posts in this exact sequence on /smg/ before. Major deja vu, and this isn't the first time...

>>50029926
fuckin' love chihuahuas

>>50029895
Means we will definitely hit rock bottom

>>50029908
Anon. Don’t give up yet. I’m a 25 year old HKV. I’m still trying.

>BACK IN LINE MUMU

>>50029995
I'm 35, I had a gf for a while. At this point, I know what works for me and what doesn't.

>>50029817
VOO/VTI

SPY and VOO are essentially the exact same except SPY costs more.

>>50029735
What did you do anon? Women usually don't just say that shit unless you're an absolute sperg

>>50029700
>I added more TQQQ and UPRO today and last week. $20k more

SIGGERS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Close or hold my SOXS over night?

>>50029963
Oil

>>50030042
It's just a poem, for entertainment. I went to buy coffee and nothing weird happened. She was very cute though.

NEGG yourself before you wreck yourself.

>>50030053
I’m holding my sqqq over night. This bitch has to bleed some more

RELEASE THE INFLATION DATA THIS INSTANT
CRASH THE MARKET
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn, my AGRX stopped out at 2.18. Ah well, not going to complain about 80% profits. Can't believe that tip was true.

Big SQQQ position bought at 10AM. Should I get out before tomorrows and especially before Powells speech? There usually a rally before he talks right? I wanna flip my position to TQQQ cause I'm a degen and want to ride both ways

Just a little quarter end window dressing.

>that dead cat bounce on SIGA

lol

>>50030042
He grabbed her hand as she gave him his coffee and sniffed it aggressively. He also gave it a slight lick which was barely noticeable and the saliva had dried by the time she pulled her hand back.

>>50030073
Lol didn't notice the rhyming
Well played

Whatever happened to ASTR?

>>50030047
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1541868265445662722

It's coming together

Threatening to close on fresh lows here.

Hahahahaha
Where are you
Where are you DUMBASS hahahahahahaha
*dabs*

>>50029946
>>50030047
It's a +2% pump after dumping almost 20% in a single day.

>>50030059
Oil?

>>50030115
If you're worried sell at close
Usual rebound after big days like today, judge tomrrow after an hour

I hate you bobos so god damn much

>>50030119
All me btw

>>50030176
Do the needful

I bought 100 more shares of SPY. Let's go.

>>50030153
>mid-century european women would just shit where they stood

that can't be real right?

Buy the close, sell the open is up 1100% since 1993

>>50030127
Just wait for the Monkiepox lockdowns in a rising interest rate environment with 0 bail outs or stimulants. This kind of set up is a bear's wet dream, but it's actually coming together as a reality.

>>50030122
I used to post new poems every thread, but then I ran out of ideas and started posting reruns, and then everyone complained so I stopped. Now I only post a poem when I have one that's on-topic.

>>50030202
Proofs?

PLACE ALL BAGS IN OVER HEAD COMPARTMENT.
PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

Jesus fucking christ can we just get a normal week instead of this bullshit where it kangaroos up and down 2-5% at random? Who the fuck is stepping in and buying incredible amounts of NVDA just to sell it all off four days later? What a stupid fucking game

Thiccc, steaming bear snout breathing down the back of your neck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT MUH RSI

>>50030040
Cool, so if I get this right, the best bet is to play it safe? I'm really inept at anything relating stocks but I figured i'd rather watch my money burn in something I can monitor rather than seeing it succumb to inflation. Any help is greatly appreciated.

Crabchads we literally can't be defeated.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

no formerly exuberant mumufaggots in sight, what a great day.

>>50030256
Its a good thing I'm BEAR AWARE.

>>50030271
Down 7.8% today because NVDA and AMD are suddenly worth 1/20th less today than they were yesterday because whothefuckknows

I was up fucking 4% this morning too. So fucking tired of this.

>>50030201
No, it’s not real you moron.

>>50030217

Where was the power hour that I was promised?

No, it is real, you genius.

>>50029962
This. According to my calculations my best odds of making it are timing the bottom. Not going back to the wagecage if I pull this off. I've ran the numbers and know EXACTLY what I need to do. Even if I'm off by a few weeks, as long as I get close to the bottom I will walk away rich. I'm not repeating the mistakes I made in 2020 where I expected a dragged out recession.

>inb4 its a dragged out recession like 2001 or 2008

-.81%
Thank goodness I was in 50% SQQQ. But it wasn't enough to overcome all my Canadian mine and uranium position. Lol.

>dumping straight into the close
>bait all the retard bobos fomoing into SQQQ and puts
>paint bright red futures all night
>initiate face ripping rally at the open tomorrow
It's too easy.

>>50030201
>thinks THE LOOOO existed
They probably squatted like those asians do, and did their business. You know?
>>50030256
>>50030277
>>50030279
I had a good day buying some more QQQ and SPY. Sittin comfy, fellas.

>>50030271
I had a great day and an awesome fucking week. The best part....if my holdings long tomorrow I sell. If they short I just buy more.

>>50030271
Still down 70%, how bout you?

>>50030271
After 8.6% daily inflation? Down like 1.66%.

>>50030271
I am up 166%, my portfolio has been revitalized and refreshed with this blessed day of dump

>>50030314
more like power bottom hour LMAO

>>50030326
delta hedging?

>>50030309
Look at that gay ass spike after Covid. Shit is so rigged.

>>50030324
Tomorrow is when the negative growth info gets released, green maybe next week but this week is back below 30k

>>50030271
Fucking terrible. I lost almost everything and my gookfu is still in Soeul.

>>50030267
Yes. Although most would recommend leverage you really shouldn't touch it unless you can stomach crazy loses or have experience to properly use them. Essentially just buy VOO and a Total Index Fund (I personally buy VTI but there are others with different coverage). Just keep buying them and never sell them ever and watch as they start to magically grow on thier own every 3 months. Once you have a sufficient amount of those you can be as retarded as you want with future investments and risk.

>>50030326
Alright how'd you do it. Unironically I could've done what you did if I wasn't such a coward.

>>50030271
I made 41% daytrading AGRX on the tip that the 50000000 post mentioned based on pre-market volume and movement.
Then I held SOXS and went back into the money by the end of the day.

What pattern is this?

Watch TWTR something big is coming

>>50030271
-1.5%
Beating the market!

>>50030271
/cashgang/ still. I'm looking at a short entry, maybe. Both spy and qqq are having difficulty cracking the 200 hour line.

>>50030375
Elon Musk is apparently going to be blocked on the buy. That's a rumor.

>>50030361
>just buy VOO and a Total Index Fund
Retard advice for Retard people.
Unless you have very high income and don't want to think about what your money does, passive investing is retarded.

>>50030271
-1.52%

>>50030372
The Stony Ski Mountain of Pain and Suffering.

>>50030267
VTI is idiot proof, just keep throwing money in and let it be the majority of your holdings. Once you get more comfortable take 10% of what you're investing and throw it at other shit

>>50030324
*CRACK* *CRACK*

>>50030392
Also always inverse /smg/.

>>50030391
41 calls were getting smashed, exploded over 100% just on IV, not on price action. Look at the volume over open interest.

>>50030391
From Tesla share price dropping so much?

>>50029166

>>50030391
Damn. I was hoping to get my account back without having to buy a burner phone.

Guess that’s good for him though. Twitter is worth like $15 a share max.

>GDP QoQ 8:30am
>Jerome Powell 9:00am
This shit is gonna be crazy tomorrow.

Hmm... also that cute barista made me a weird latte... it tastes off, not as good at the ones that the other cute baristas make.
Anyway I lost a bunch of money today lol, my hedge positions couldn't keep up

>bought oil stock last week
>sold today for +17% gain
it's really that easy

>USAC

How do I go about getting on one of those business media shows to bring attention to the jews who are manipulating the market so they can profit while other people get left holding the bag?

>>50030361
>>50030400
Thanks! I've literally lost out on more than $80k in crypto so i've grown accustomed to loss. Don't get me wrong I'm still 30x up on my initial investment but volatility doesn't phase me. Right now I'm accumulating flat fiat and I want to do the right thing.

>PINTREST JUMPS 6% ON NEWS THAT CEO IS STEPPING DOWN
LMFAO

>>50030391
If that's true, I want to see if money comes roaring back into energy stocks. This recent oil crash being Elon selling off dirty energy TSLA hedges to raise TWTR buyout cash is my conspiracy theory and I'm sticking to it.

>Minerd just said conversations he’s had said the Fed doesn’t give a fuck about equities and is enjoying your pain mumu
>Fed put is nonexistent now
>Fed won’t do anything until something severely breaks
>Year of the Bobo confirmed

>Part-time coworker has full-time job at Fidelity
>Says every client she talks to manages to shit on We're 1970score now

>>50030491
>DWAC
LMAO

How are you supposed to hold sqqq. Do you just keep buying and selling within hours of each other? Do you have to just keep a close eye on the nasdaq and the moment it goes up you get out? I've only known to hold stocks for weeks or months at a time before selling but it makes it seem like you need to dance around them by buying and selling every hour or even less that to get any kind of gains from it.

There was a post on here about some anon saying he bought sqqq and just wait out the recession like it's a long term hold for him. So I dont know which is it.

>>50029166
I want to blow a big fat load all over her tummy, if you know what I mean.

>>50030507
manages to shit on Biden*
woof

>>50030517
Personally, I sold the SQQQ I bought at 10 AM at close. I might try to ride TQQQ tomorrow morning for the inevitable rally

FUCK why is market red again. I thought the worst was over. I was thinking about going all in. Is this the longest bear market EVER?

Who else bought SIGA puts at close?

>>50030439
>>Jerome Powell 9:00am

>>50030510
Now up 10%
>>50030530
Don't be a pervert

>>50030517
Leveraged ETFs are not long term holds.

>>50030488
If you've got crypto risk tolerance, swap UPRO in place of SPY/VTI. Do the same autistic "buy and hold, check back in 10 years" bs and you'll end up streets ahead of the not-3x-leveraged counterparts.

>>50030553
he's going to be damage controlling the gdp numbers isn't he?

>>50030540
>Timing the market switching from SQQQ to TQQQ and back
LOL. I can't even tell if you are being ironic or not.

>>50030565
>3LETF’s aren’t long term holds
Kneegrow this is /smg/ SOXL bag holders still haven’t figured out this principle yet

VRMbros... What went wrong...

>>50030595
So why even bother buying into it then?

>>50030271
-4% not accounting for inflation

>>50030611
Pure uncut retardation and the inability to recognize a swing trade when it slaps you in the face.

>>50030565
>Leveraged ETFs are not long term holds.
you must be high on drugs to believe this its only bad now because of the bear market

>>50029334
Bro...foreflight.

>>50030595
Just tryin to warn the newfags.

>>50030565
>he hates money

>>50030599
>What went wrong...
Running out of money.

>>50030611
They’re only supposed to be bought and sold short term ideally daily as a way for people to get leverage without actually using personal leverage, but with the extended bull run last year people got completely obsessed with “buy the dip faggot” and for the most part holding long term leveraged ETFs were a winning trade, not so much now that we’re on our way back to reality.

>>50029131
I was asleep, what the fuck happened to the markets today? Its almost blood red across the board...

>>50030127
extremely bullish
he has 570k followers too.

OIL CHADS ARE BACK
SOXLKEKS ARE MAD

>>50030611
Swing trading with algos. Even then 2x might be better in a bear market.

at least let me get a cheap house out of this fucking mess of an economy

oh wait thats right we probably wont

>>50030665
It was always a bad idea.

>>50030681
Look at those assraping drawdowns. Also, that time period is one of the most insane expansions of monetary base ever; of course it's going to rip.

>>50030507
Your female broker friend is shitting on her clients?

>>50030349
Not sure what that is
>>50030360
Swing trades on low volume high dividend yield stocks. When approaching FOMC or some other equally disastrous event I close longs. Every time I try to play SPY or something and guess whether we are green or red I lose my ass. Trading dividend plays majorly solves the trickiest aspect of trading: timing.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50030468
what happened?

>>50030507
And they probably voted for him.

>>50030665
>my 3x ETF didn't exist before the dot-com bubble so my meme chart bamboozled me
oops

>>50030510
looks just like the vapid thing

>>50030705
Ok so my initial thoughts on this about being a day to day basis was right you just buy into them, watch the ticker closely and sell them right after things go the other way.

Probably helps that the official explanation literally explains to you that you shouldn't hold them longer than a day so yeah.

>>50030568
>UPRO
>investors should monitor their holdings as frequently as daily
Could you elaborate on this? Can I just buy this, set it aside for a few years and come back or I have to trade it daily? Not that I have a low risk tolerance, but truth be told, I couldn't be bothered to trade it every day and I'm looking for etf alternatives for storing my money long term to outrun inflation.

>>50030565
>>50030568
>>50030665
>They don't know that 3x leverage underperform their non leveraged counterparts and lose as much as 5% in 6 months.

Your not holding anything you might as well own crypto with leverage they don't even pay out dividends meaning you miss out on the best aspect of long term holds which is compunding interest.

>>50029462
WHEN DID YOU WARN ME
HOW WAS THIS NOT THE DIP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>CDC announces emergency operations center for monkepok
Gaeisex bros...

back from my 3 day tranny jannie ban but wanted to tell you guys to buy evfm on monday but couldn't to late now but I did get in on endp, has over 450 million volume today, probably will sell it tomorrow. gonna keep a close eye on it forsure

>>50030790
No what you want is a VOO. With VOO you actually hold the stocks through the ETF. A leveraged account just mirrors the performance and muliplies. It also resets everyday it is high speed jewery.

>>50030611
Because you want to hedge against market crashes like what is happening now. Or you are a YOLO degenerate that thinks they can avoid the volatility crush. Pic related

>>50030790
>trade it daily?
I have an algo to trade QLD and it does at most one trade per day and 1 trade per week on average.

Oil bros... How we feelin

>>50030812
Nothingburger, the short signal doesn't lie. It's going back to $9.

>>50030828
zoom out

>>50030814
Dude the supreme court is going to make the baby prevention pussy gel illegal. Why would you buy now?

Poorfag here. Decided to take profits on spy puts for once instead of getting fucked in premarket

>>50030812
Buttsexbros got too cocky.

>>50030541
Depression lasted 5-10 years I believe

Everytime I see anons here espousing the virtues of passive investing I become a bobo and wish the entire ponzi would just go to zero.
Instead of just choosing high quality tickers and buying them directly instead of paying collectively millions in (((fees))).

why money less?

>>50030850
no lol you crazy

>>50030847
>zooms out
>buys near the dot-com top
>waits 22 years
>still down

>>50030719
cope faggot, line goes up

if your time horizon is 10-15 years out you are braindead to not invest in a 3x leverage ETF

I believe in AQB.

>>50029926

>>50030861
depression doesn't mean markets remain red

>>50030572
I haven’t watched but didn’t he have issues squirming around during the hearings? Official recession numbers & he might stroke out

>>50030852
good job fellow poor fag, just always take profits and always have stop losses set so you don't get burned. you'll make it fren

>tech trannies on the chopping block

>>50030824
>It also resets everyday
Fuck me I've got a lot to learn. VOO it is then.

Still laughing at the faggots that bought calls last Friday and yesterday.

>>50030912
They did in the early 1930's.

WHAT THE FUCK IM LOSING MONEY

IM LOSING LIFE

>>50030885
Once you decay bellow the original, it's very hard to surpass its performance.

A couple of generations : the dotcom generation and the post 2009 QE generation grew up thinking they wouldn't need to be smart and work hard and could just buy low and sell high instead since the market kept going up. The day of reckoning is coming. It is funny how we've learned absolutely nothing from the dotcom crash. It is all about greed and fear.

Wrong thread

I doubled down on long positions today after -7% with some UVXY spreads to hedge further downside

>>50030790
Just like with crypto how some people blow their dick off swinging LINK with 100x leverage, some idiots here fuck up their timing and stay in plays too long (looking at you, SOXL baggies). But if you believe in buy and hold for the next decade or two across the broad market, UPRO will be much more rewarding than SPY/VOO/VTI.

>>50030792
>>50030824
No, you retarded Boomers. Under the assumption that VOO is a solid bet for the next 10 years, you come out way ahead with UPRO/SPXL. If you want to pilpulmaxx the best argument you can muster against that approach is "it only gives you 290% of VOO's gains after expenses and subtracting out dividends, not 300%!!1!"

>>50030899
Equality anon, No! Equity! We demand Equity (all of the blueberries) in our Muffins!!

Why the fuck is the russian market up 7%?

>>50030921
Hey havent seen your portfolio in a while what's happened to it? Pics? Have you shifted away from 3x etfs?

The SCI. The Deathcare. The Funeral Homes. The value play.
You don't know about any of it.

>>50030885
>Buying at the top of dot-com. Why the hell would you buy into an obvious bubble?
That's your first mistake
Show me a simulation if you were to buy say in 2010 or 2007. I'm pretty sure an S&P 500 or nasdaq leveraged ETF would out perform the index.

Any LVO chads up in here? Our time has finally cum, and so have I.

>>50031029
because biden is sticking it to them

>>50030921
Is that a graph summing layoff numbers up? Muh dick

>>50031002
I remember being told this time is different than the dot-com bubble because we don't have crap like pets.com.
>what is CHEWY
oops

>>50031029
the sanctions are safe and effective goy

>>50031018
>Under the assumption that VOO is a solid bet for the next 10 years, you come out way ahead with UPRO/SPXL
This is what gets me about the idiots who whine about holding leveraged ETFs. If they're buying anything else and holding it, what's the fucking difference if you just hold it with leverage? Muh chop loss

>>50031018
450 of the companies on the S&P 500 won't be around in 10 years. We are going to experience a greater depression the likes of which only a few investors even remember.

>>50031036
The people in these threads were either buying or telling people to buy SOXL dips near the top. I'm swing trading QLD so I have nothing against leveraged ETFs in general.

>>50030875
Passive investing only works on long etfs that track the market. Some people seem to forget that there are "safe" companies who turned their investors into eternal bagholders. It doesn't even necessarily have to be a bad company, you just had to have bought in at a time when the stock was massively overvalued.

>>50031041
Fuck off.

>>50031029

Because they really are a gas station masquerading as a country. Even though all other parts of their economy are in turmoil just because oil prices are sky high their economy is stronger than ever.

Which is why they always start these wars when the price of oil is high, no one can stop them.

If only America and Europe didn't hamstring their domestic production..

>>50031029
>>50031053

>>50031089
Pipe down, kiddo.

>>50031062
>90% of the s&p companies wont be around in 10 years

i bought tsla calls by accident rip my account tomorrow
>>50030898
still?

>>50031058
Exactly. You can do a margin account or calculate your exact desired amount of leverage with LEAPS or do the 200 dma switches but we're talking "best advice with 0 IQ or learning or action between now and 2032". Under that scenario, you ditch VOO for UPRO and change nothing else with your behavior.

>>50030665
she looks familiar

>>50031025
Wood burry her muffin

>>50030941
The daily re-leveraging and "decay" is not as bad as the retards here say it is, at least skim this paper
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

The real gotcha is that Proshares or Direxion can shut it down at any time and liquidate your shares for whatever the fair value is. And they'd be motivated to do so if we're in an extended bear market because the outflow from people fleeing their ETF and thus reduced Assets Under Management makes it less profitable to run the ETF. In that scenario you would have to scramble to throw your leftovers into a similar ETF and hope that a strong bull run happens and gives you your money back.

>>50031062
Under those collapse scenarios you've got bigger problems than DCAing into Boomer fund vs. DCAing into leveraged Boomer funds. Like where to find drinkable water and how to safely cook long pig.

>>50030835
>I have an algo to trade QLD and it does at most one trade per day and 1 trade per week on average.
what is this shit? does it always turn profit? what the hell?

>>50031105
My thoughts exactly. Bobos are such drama queens

>>50031132
>they'd be motivated to do so if we're in an extended bear market because the outflow from people fleeing their ETF
Good thing SOXL keeps seeing fat inflow

>>50031145
>does it always turn profit?
The win rate is 80% of the time even over the last year so it does make money over time. I'm not giving away my signals though.

>>50030852
same it moved alot today so i might as well take profits and find a better entry tomorrow

>>50031106
They have continued to sell 100% of their product, and continue to produce more product and come closer to breakeven and profit. They really only need one more facility in operation. They've gotten closer to their goal and gotten cheaper in the process. They also have the potential to win very nice grants that would 3x their market cap instantly. In addition to this, the oceans are going to shit and fish populations are dwindling and human populations are skyrocketing. The industrial fish farmers will win eventually. Soon. I believe in AQB.

i-it's not too late to buy oxy, right?

>>50031235
Jesus Christ, Cathie...

Why does COST keep going down when they're busy as hell?

>>50031029
If you kill youself, you win. It's the Trudeau strategy.

so china went from easing lockdowns to 5 years lockdown?

>>50031109
desu I'm just a lawfag with excess fiat I want to secure. I'm learning as we speak.
>>50031132
Thank you. This kind of settles the debate.

>>50031289
*the strategy used by the US/EU if I'm not being clear.

>>50031092
>Because they really are a gas station masquerading as a country
Fuck off McCain
That's like saying America was a glorified factory in the 20th century because of it's manufacturing

>>50029968
Yeah, I had a dejavu with the shopping car thread today and some other post in the past. I guess here is a lot of A. I. posting. Nice to see I am not the only real person anyway...

New >>50031319

>>50031058
Because yes upro does out preform spy over all of history in backtesting, but you are a human with a life in the real world and no you don't have 20+ years to break even, if the fund even survives to your break even, if it isnt regulated into non existence, if proshares goes tits up under poor management. You can't comprehend a future that is different then the past then you should not be investing at all. You're talking about a 10 to 20 year hold on a product that hasn't even existed that long. Buy actual shares in real companies that create real profits. At least with VOO you are owning actual shares.

>>50030771

>>50031267
What?

>>50031310
Correction, America was a glorified meat grinder in the 20th century because of it's participation in nation building.

>>50031204
how do u get started in it tho? seems like everybody would be doing it?

>>50029524
I bet he did real good in calculus

>>50031029
What market is that then. The main Russia index is MOEX, its at the covid crash levels..

>>50031029
Who is this weird looking woman? I want more

>>50031355
You dont own the shares. You own an ETF theoretically redeemable for shares.

Theoretically :^)

>>50030398
Kek

>>50030540
Hi anon I would still give it some time tomrrow before buying in who the fuck know what this clownmarket will do

>>50031468
Anon...

>>50031202
I'm not saying we're in an extended bear market right now or at all. It would need to be a dip that keeps going long enough to cause most people to give up and flee. Personally I believe this is a giant trading range.

>>50031371
I'm joking that you are notorious fund manager and technology speculator Cathie Wood, most famous for her ARK* family of funds. She's a little joke around these parts.

Hell, I think ARKG might actually include some AQB.

uh oh

>>50031384
There are some videos on algo trading on youtube. >everybody
Yeah right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKbk8SY9LD0

>>50031600
thx

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>>50031235
i mean if its all thats true. would the gains even be worth it.

What am I supposed to fucking buy in this market

>>50031319
>>50031319
Get in here loosers

>>50031310

Why are you defending Russia's shitty economy?

>>50031784
I mean I dont have any better ideas man
>>50031504
Well I really think things you can grow, and increase the growth of with genetic modification will fair partiuclarly well in a shitty society. Some of the variables, such as becoming alive and growing are relatively fixed, while price is not. You can also adapt your product depending on different economic factors, it may benefit to change up the quality of flesh your fish has. Anything you can grow is going to do well because it manifests into reality without any jews in the way.

>>50032177
where did you get that graph