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50025628 No.50025628 [Reply] [Original]

>US Military has only got 25% of their recruitment goal this year
>It's six months in
>They're discharging 120,000 troops in two days for refusing the jab

It just gets better
>$35k quick ship bonus
>People still telling them to fuck off
>Don't need a GED or diploma
>Can have AIDS
>Don't need US Citizenship
>PT standards lower than ever
>People still telling them to fuck off

>> No.50025689

>>50025628
You call it «the jab» and make it one big political game people are going to feel threatened by instinct

>> No.50025709

>>50025628
Its amazing that FSB still has men and budget for this

>> No.50025715

>>50025628
us military has been castrated

>> No.50025728

>>50025628
People who were dumb enough to take the jab still don’t want to take boosters every few months.
The military should be turned into a space force and sent to mars anyways.
Fuck Musk

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>>50025628
Good thing the US military is 6 millions of years ahead in terms of ayylium technology

>> No.50025742

Is Huobi insolvent?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/vmno1w/is_huobi_insolvent/

>> No.50025769

>>50025628
>Don't need US Citizenship
Interesting

>> No.50025795

>>50025689
and that's a good thing, here's why

>> No.50025852
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50025852

>>50025689
People feel threatened by big pharmas history of poisoning people, it used to be liberals like Bobby Kennedy jr we’re the antivaxers and now it’s conservatives too

You have to be an idiot to trust pharmaceutical companies.

>> No.50025884

>>50025852
>Hate corporations
>Brand vaccine as science(tm)
>Suddenly corporation good

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50025897

I got out in January of 2021 for this exact reason. I knew the kikes were going to force us Army golemns to get the jab. Plus Biden is a fake president and I don't need that shit.

>> No.50025906

>>50025628
I wanted to join until I met some officers irl.

>> No.50025908

>>50025709
You’re a midwit glowie. Most people don’t know what FSB is. Also, how come you can’t admit there are people within the US and west at large that reject the shit the government is up to?

WE
AREN’T
HAPPY

DO
A
BETTER
JOB

>> No.50026189

>>50025739
Yeah I'm sure they really are and that's not just propaganda mixed with wanton spending on every little thing they think might be advantageous
Certainly the only explanation for Afghanistan is that they were helped by Ayy Lmaos

>> No.50026234

>>50025908
The boomer caps really tie this post together, for me. Based

>> No.50026248

>>50025628
>get paid like 20k-30k to get yelled at by a bunch of faggots
>have to obey and simp for everything
>just run around to death and fuck up your knees
No idea why anyone would join that joke of an organization

>> No.50026288

amerilard cop here, same story
> can't recruit anyone despite lowered standards
> defunded
> regulated into uselessness
> crime soaring

make whatever plans you need to to look out for yourselves, friends, cities are going to be 24/7 PVP zones soon

>> No.50026320

>>50025689
Its not a vaccine if you go by the definition of the word for the hundreds of years before COVID came along, so Im not going to call it that. What word do you propose I use?

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50026675

>>50026288
checked.
>24/7 PVP zones soon
everyone needs to invest into a handgun they'll actually carry DAILY. this is financial advice.

>> No.50026732

>>50026288
looks like cops will actually have an excuse not to do their job (other than abject laziness.)

>sir i'm sorry that's a civil matter now drop it before i taze you
>wait, it's not a civil matter? well umm.... did you see him do it? no, video evidence is not seeing him.
>wait, you did see him do it? well uhhh this is umm... this is TECHNICALLY outside of my jurisdiction.
>hold on, it's not outside my jurisdiction?
>I HAVE ANOTHER CALL I HAVE TO GO!!!!!

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>>50025628
I cant imagine why people dont wanna go fight le Nazis or Putler or sand coons or whatever the fuck with a bunch of vaxxed tranny faggots and niggers

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>>50025709

This!

Pootler BTFO'd!!!

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>>50025628
>Tfw I make 6 figures playing on my phone all day in an air conditioned office.
>Get paid to work out and shoot the shit with the few cool dudes left
>Only have to do 10-20 hours/week of mandatory tranny/blm propaganda.
>Less than 20 hours of actual work a week
Being an officer past lieutenant is actually pretty chill and based. The pension isn't bad and traveling is alright. If you don't mind the jab it's kind of based

>> No.50027089

>>50026248
Do you really get yelled at? I’ve talked to a few military and when I ask them if it’s like the movies, they look at me weird. I feel guilty cuz I yell at me kids if they do something wrong.

>> No.50027120

>>50027043
>if you don’t mind the jab

Sheeet…just play roulette then.

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>ets’d in 2013
>IRR term ended 2018

Enjoy getting drafted soon zoomies

>> No.50027486

>>50025628
Hi FSB glowie. What's the weather like in Vladivostok?

>> No.50027556

>>50027043

>never graduated college
>work for a tech startup remotely
>work maybe 4 hours a week
>make 150k/yr
>never had to take the jab

wow so cool

>> No.50027646

>>50025628
Even though I'm late I'm still thinking of a basic 4 year stint or even 6 year for government gibs and to learn first hand how bad it's gotten.

Problem is I'll be in my 30s after doing a tour a this point.

>> No.50027672

>>50025628
Maybe they should focus on advertising for military recruitment instead of a gay club.

>> No.50027688

>>50027556
programmer?

>> No.50027810
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>>50027672
zoomers and other potential recruits are completely brainwashed by social media and corpos to think that imaginary genders and identity politics are a real concern. On top of that technology has got all of them completely addicted to porn and has BTFO their dopamine receptors. They can't handle being uncomfortable or bored for more than 5 minutes without self medicating with porn and social media feeds. It's no wonder that the military is trying to, and very poorly, appeal to the sensibilities of tranny coomer social media zombies because that's the norm now.

>> No.50027931

>>50027810
The average basic bitch job beyond the service industry pays better than the military even with the stipend.

>pro bono tribute to college board and state university of your choice
so what?

They're not taking the deal because they know it doesn't pay off until after they're out and able to get a job in the communist enclave of defense contracting

>> No.50027934

>>50027688
gay sex freelancer

>> No.50027995

>>50027931
>The average basic bitch job beyond the service industry pays better than the military even with the stipend.
Yeah, file that under the doing a very poor job of recruiting. Obviously pay is an incentive and the military can't even get that right.

>> No.50028020

>>50025628
You have fund your own god damn retirement now. Who the fuck would even consider the military as a career anymore?

>> No.50028181

the nigger states of shitmerica is going to have a very bad time when a country like china decides to attack, or even just attack their NATO vassals around the world

>> No.50028262

>>50027043
>Only have to do 10-20 hours/week of mandatory tranny/blm propaganda.
Wait what lol

>> No.50028301
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50028301

Got out after 13 years. Walked away from everything and do t regret it. Went to a PMC and earned three times the pay with less hassles. Invested all the money and living a comfy life now.

>> No.50028323

>>50028181
>swarm of yellow niggers with respiratory problems invades your country
Oh i'm shaking in my boots, a world of lies to collapsing under its own weight.

>> No.50028426

>>50027810
Zoomers are the most fractured generation there is, from weaboos, big igloo larpers, petrolheads, sjw s ö ybois, gambling addicts in csgo/crypto/stocks to bronies getting radicalized on discord by the fbi to do stuff...

>> No.50028477

>>50025715
nothing worse than some female ssgt pog who cant do a pull up yell at you when you can do a perfect pft score

>> No.50028505

>>50027810
>They can't handle being uncomfortable or bored for more than 5 minutes without self medicating with porn and social media feeds. It's no wonder that the military is trying to, and very poorly, appeal to the sensibilities
Natural selection solves that, at the cost of human extinction.

>> No.50028515
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50028515

>>50028426
This
Zoomers are strange by nature too
That whole generation better hope boomers die from vaccines

>> No.50028518

>>50025628
i'm in my mid 30's with a master's degree. what kind of money could i make if i went in as an officer?

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50028529

Just want to let you guys know that nexo is insolvent

>> No.50028562

>>50026288
Black hood nigga here, fuck you pig. Our hood havin pig roast block party link up

>> No.50028563

>>50025728
>space
kek

>> No.50028594

>>50025906
what made you change your mind?

>> No.50028619

>>50028518
~60K base assuming you enter at the lowest grade, which will usually be the case if you aren't a doctor or lawyer. I made about $100K with a medical job. No amount of money could convince me to be a military prostitute anymore. It's not a place for anyone who has self respect.

>> No.50028631

>>50025628
Turning into the late Roman army kek

>> No.50028643

>>50028619
Military has always been for the lowest tier trash. They are cannon fodder.

>> No.50028657

>>50028619
i need way more than 60k. and i dont want to move. and is it true that the inject military personnel with all kinds of experimental vaccines that aren't available for the public?

>> No.50028671

>can have aids
>can't catch 'coronavirus'

>> No.50028690 [DELETED] 

>>50028181
The US defense industry can the wipe the entire rest of the world off the map even without nuclear weapons. Countties have bioweapons that render entire populations sterile.

>> No.50028707

>>50025739
Why cant I have a qt rosie the riveter tomboy gf :(

>> No.50028721

>>50027089
army yeah
air force barely
navy occasionally
marines you bet your ass (but you are basically joining to die if you enlist in the marines)

>> No.50028827

>>50025628
the military is behind by 23%, which means they've hit 77% of their goal you dumb sperg. Average american reading/math skills right there.

>> No.50028912

>>50025628
>the person who has authority over all their generals and has the nuke codes is senile
>commander in chief doesn't support anything considered patriotic in the past
>mandatory mRNA jab
>shitty pay
>the US government is supporting a country at war with one of the biggest militaries in the world that without any clear reason other than "fuck putin"
>US government regularly threatens China and Russia
>PT standards so low you clearly cant count on comrades in any real war
>friend ex national guard
>said bootcamp was full of attempted and successful suicides, some of which he had to help clean up the mess
>people literally huffing hand sanitizer and other chemicals to get high and pass drug tests
>he literally faked a mental illness to get discharged
>trannies allowed in
what the fuck are they thinking with this? its like theyre trying to get people to leave

>> No.50028945

>>50025628
>>50028827
that's still awesome
hopefully this won't mean more automation, though...

>> No.50028966

>>50025628
Based fuck homoglobo

>> No.50029138

Young white patriotic boys were the only ones joining the military. Then they made those people the enemy. Now they are surprised that no one is joining.

No one could have predicted this.

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>>50029138
Based

>> No.50029525

>>50025628
Should I enlist, anons? I literally cannot get a job. I'm 22 and I have $160k in the bank. I'm 2 semesters away from getting my bachelor's degree. I am in dire need of a job. I'll do anything at this point. I even thought about becoming a YouTuber.

>> No.50029648

>>50028657
You sign your rights away when you join. There are thousands of servicemen being fired soon because they don't want to take the jab.

>> No.50029660

>>50029525
Finish your degree and go in as an officer. Don’t enlist.

>> No.50029690

>>50029525
Get your degree first. If nothing pans out, look for a trade. The military will just injure and abandon you. There are still Vietnam veterans living on the street.

>> No.50029702

>>50029525
dude just lie on your fucking resume and/or do an extra semester to qualify for internships. don't sign up to be a pawn for israel unless you have a plan e.g. you want military cybersecurity or intelligence or language skills training, or you want to be a military pilot, or something like that.

>> No.50029709

it'll be fine. recession coming up.

>> No.50029747

>>50029660
This 100%. Being an officer allows you to be dickhead that does all the yelling that all these faggots in this thread are afraid of. Then buy houses near all bases you are stationed and when redeployed you can rent them to fellow service members, the Jocko way.

>> No.50029775

>>50029702
>you want military cybersecurity or intelligence or language skills training, or you want to be a military pilot, or something like that
Those typically require a bachelors that allow you to get officer school or you need to do 4 yrs first and re-enlist.