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Benis Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>Previous:
>>49984504

>> No.49990498

nice
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>> No.49990518

Long on CMRX. Looking for companies that produce liver medication.

>> No.49990524

1929 recession incoming

>> No.49990538

>>49990524
God bless

>> No.49990545
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>>49990518
Actually with this happening, that’s a good idea.

>> No.49990547
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>>49990518
>it’s SIGA but it’s worse, a borderline bankrupt company, and it’s drugs kill you before you can finish the dose
Wat

>> No.49990549

>>49990524
That was a depression you nonce

>> No.49990567

>>49990524
Good. Spy will close a day this year at 198.44 and it will be glorious. Fuck bulls, fuck retarded fiscal policy, fuck printing money for nothing.

>> No.49990574

>>49990549
we have zoloft now for depressions

>> No.49990577
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49990577

Did someone say...
Anime recommendations??

>> No.49990580

>>49990524
that is called a depression and no

>> No.49990587
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49990587

A stock is not a commodity
A stock is not a company.
A stock is not a vehicle for your tech fantasies.
A stock is not your ticket out of your shitty spending habits and debt.

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>>49990310
>Everyone has got burned and probably roped. Half of the posters were SOXL bulls who have bags at $50+

30

>> No.49990591
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>>49990547
So does Remdesivir. Gilead is doing just fine. The government wants to kill you. You can’t see that, yet?

>> No.49990597

>>49990545
is this from slugma or the vax?

>> No.49990600
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>loaded up on SOXS and SQQQ at friday closing bell

Thank me later.

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>>49990524
Then can it just fucking happen already?? Everyone and their grandma is talking about it but I feel like there hasn't actually been any dramatic action in the real economy.

Anyways smg what fundamental indicators are you using to time the bottom. I've been watching muh M2 money supply but short of more federal stimmys that seems it will be a trailing indicator of inflation at best.

>> No.49990613

>>49990547
I did some independent research and found them before I was aware of SIGA. Most of /smg/ drifted towards them instead. Either way, I was long 600 shares before it popped off and I'm comfy on CC's in the meantime.
Incidentally, Canada also just purchased a $23m supply of Tembrex to stockpile for treating mpox. As you've pointed out, yes, the drug kills your liver. Therefore, since Canada is taking action to possibly supply this medication, stocks related to secondary treatment may do favorably - this is why I'm looking into liver medication.
Even if the medication is basically super toxic, having a shot liver is preferred to dying of smallpox, as the logic goes. Of course, SIGA's treatment is preferred.

>> No.49990621

>>49990590
kek

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>>49990597
The vax in my opinion. But I know people think I’m crazy. You can draw your own conclusions.

>> No.49990641

>>49990591
>tfw bought 50 OTM calls for GILD that expired last week and ate a $200 loss like a retard

>> No.49990665

>>49990641
I mean Gilead is a buy and hold dividend stock.

>> No.49990679

>>49990445
Sept corn because I'm seeing a lot of grain elevators paying fat premiums for U corn now. Like 1$+/bu. That only happens in extreme desperation.
Public storage because as unemployment goes up people will be downsizing their living arrangements. Consoomers can't fathom throwing anything away so they'll pay the premium to store their crap in a storage unit.

>> No.49990685

Just got back from camping, what did I miss es em gee bros?

>> No.49990704

>>49990685
dick pics

>> No.49990718

>>49990665
I did say retard, didn't I?
>GILD was $60, bought $75 14dte calls

I know it was absolutely dumb to do that jumping into it, I figured I could've rolled or STC with like a week left, but they lost 75% of their value in a day or two. That's why I'm doing the opposite with CMRX and doing CCs

>> No.49990741

>>49990679
Any tickers? I have the Teucrium CORN etf because I believe corn > beans > wheat as far as grains go. Sept-Nov was my timeline for exiting the trade. I think CORN is structured with multiple fute contracts, though.

>> No.49990744

>>49990704
Feminine or Masculine?

>> No.49990753 [DELETED] 
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49990753

Clean me janny

>> No.49990756

>>49990744
masc

>> No.49990776

>>49990744
masculine

>> No.49990781

what're you buying at open?

>> No.49990796

>>49990744
jannies were being jannies so a couple dipshits sperged out and started posting their cocks

>> No.49990798

>>49990741
I'd only trade direct futures so I can control my own destiny. Storage I'm still working out. Public Storage seems the blue chip of the lot, with cube being a more risky small cap. I'll try and make a deep dive Tuesday since i get the day off.

>> No.49990812

>>49990781
Im in Peru rn so Im buying myself a big Inca Cola

>> No.49990817

>>49990756
>>49990776
>>49990796
Ah. Sounds quite gay.
And stop selling my oil you fucks.

>> No.49990834

>>49990781
Dubs
Check em

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>>49990679
How bad do you think corn will be in shortage?
Does this have anything to do with that doomposter who was saying a mid-level bank guy told him farmers wouldn't have credit access and also couldn't afford diesel this season?

>> No.49990885

>>49990817
soft masculine dicks are not gay at all
only closeted fags are afraid about them

>> No.49990890
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>>49990845
This the Jewish year of not planting crops. Take that as you will.

>> No.49990899

Dudes my ID is Homo Owl. Nice.
Also to keep it financial my puts got absolutely HEEMED last week but Im still holding them. I pretty much threw beer at em so I really dont care how they do, Im just interested to see how it goes

>> No.49990915

>>49990890
That's right, every 7 years (Shemitah) the fields lay fallow. Also, Tuesday is a new moon so the month of Tammuz starts. I believe Az is the one to watch out for, though.

>> No.49990923

>>49990590
had an average of 27 and sold at 22

>> No.49990932

>>49990679
>>49990798
sounds good
wouldnt expect a moonshot from a storage reit but dont think it has much risk either

>> No.49990933
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>>49990781
index puts

>> No.49990954

>>49990890
>This the Jewish year of not planting crops.
it only applies to Israel tho, jews just cant stop jewing god over technicalities

>> No.49990960

>>49990845
Never heard of the soom guy. The credit bit is highly suspect as farm land more than covers collateral on the loans the growers need to get. Shortage wise it won't be early 10's bad because the drought isn't as heavy, but other factors might cause corn to get that pricy.

>> No.49990968

How to play earnings? Just long VIX?

>> No.49990970

>>49990960
*Doom guy. I even proofread...

>> No.49990987

>>49990954
>only applies to israel
Are you just pretending to be retarded or does it come naturally?

>> No.49990992
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There is nothing better

>> No.49990999

It's over oilbros

>> No.49991008

>>49990968
usually best to bet on vol crush instead

>> No.49991013

>>49990781
GDX

>> No.49991060
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>>49990999

>> No.49991067

>>49990999
Im glad I sold out of oil a couple months back, but I feel like it has a leg up to go. However your trips of truth are alarming

>> No.49991076

>>49991013
>GDX instead of HYMC

Ngmi

>> No.49991083

>tfw when you listen to garbage but you enjoy it because they are good people
bb$ & yung gravy are exceellent peiople
sorry I am kinda drunk and dont know who to tell

>> No.49991098

>>49991008
How?

>> No.49991112
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>>49990968
An option strat I dont see talked about much here are ladders. Pick a direction and if youre right you score and if youre wrong you get a consolation prize. Decent for earnings but it needs to be on something volatile as you will get IV crushed if youre right but not right enough

>> No.49991140

>>49990987
>Are you just pretending to be retarded or does it come naturally?
it mostly comes natural
i also read somewhere that fruits of multi-year plants harvested on the fields of judea during shemita have holy status

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>>49990591
fixed it

>> No.49991179

>>49991076
Back to your containment thread schizo. Imagine holding a defunct movie theater's bags

>> No.49991181

idk how to say this bros...but the market bottomed last week. I hope you're not shorting when the weekly RSI is this low.

>> No.49991199

>>49990987
to add on this, jews are not allowed to throw these holy fruits away, so they jew over god by packing them in so many trashbags you (and their neighbors) cant see them anymore
>the neighbors do it too of course and they see that there are thrash bags packed in thrash bags

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>rocker update
>he admits he's banned all his IP's
hahahahahahhahahahaha

>>49991181
for shorterm yeah, once the inflation data comes out next month and the fed meeting happens we could go down more

>> No.49991238
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49991238

I was selling jams since Thursday and havent been here. Did anything happen while I was gone?

>> No.49991265

>>49991181
smart money is loading up on those puts while the markets are pricing in the new bidenconomy with oil heading towards $200 a barrel and inflation cutting the profit margins on already struggling businesses from covid era lockdowns

>> No.49991270

>>49991238
Cocks. Lots of nonfeminine cocks

>> No.49991275
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49991275

It has been confirmed that Ralph got pegged by Faith. Bullish?

>> No.49991289
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>>49990890
between the last quarter of this year and all of 2023 I would expect grains to shoot up due to missed planting seasons in places like Ukraine... green deliciousnes...

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49991297

Dude. Have you ever smelled a woman while she was on her period. Fucking rank. Like rotting meat. And we simp after this shit? WTF

>> No.49991325

>>49991112
This is an iron condor with only 3 legs. I suppose it's more risky, but has better rewards. I'm happy to farm yield on CCs and condors, occasionally flies too

>> No.49991340

>>49991297
Why are you smelling used tampons?

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Great update rocker lmao

>> No.49991362

>>49991238
How do you get so much cum to fill those jars?
>>49991297
Yes, but you get a test boost.
>>49991347
Cat haters, every time. This is what happens to you.

>> No.49991379

At what price do I buy oil? And what do I buy? Just GUSH?

>> No.49991383

Can Bitcoin please crash to 10k so I can buy Bitf, riot, and mara please?

>> No.49991385

/smg/ is at an all time low for mental health. please speak to your loved ones.

>> No.49991386
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49991386

Well Russia is really cranking up the bombing and other deeds overseas. Don't want people dying but hey I'll take cheap shares that result over this latest action all day long... Keep it coming, July 1 is round the bend. My striking time is close at hand..

>> No.49991401

>>49991386
I don't know why but your posts make me so pissed off every time I read them

>> No.49991436

>>49991383
You need Tether to finally implode. The casino chip printer.
Although Mara is literally a scam. I think everyone involved in crypto is just grifters, idiots, charlatans, and conmen.
>>49991386
Weren't you the T boomer anon? What happened?

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>>49991362
It's a secret. My secret is helping me secure the cumjam market in Northeast Georgia.

>> No.49991516

I longed on Friday. Will this be a green week?

>> No.49991520

>>49991436
Well I was in T mainly for two reasons; Warner and the Divvy. The divvy got the ax and Warner got merged with Discovery (WBD). Once I seen how the market reacted to said news (Very bad) I sold, took the loss, which if I'd held would be loads worse, and bought Disck (cheap as hell) and KO (also cheap). So I ended up winning due to KO hiking the divvy getting a nice tax break now for 2 years (I'm also getting another fat salary hike this year and next)

>> No.49991547

>>49991297
>Like rotting meat.
its not *like* rotting meat. they flush out the rotting goo membrane each month

>> No.49991561
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HOLA PACO SUERTE!!!!!!!

>> No.49991574

>>49991401
ask him to tell you about the time he dated a girl who worked at Pizza hut.

>> No.49991587
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https://youtu.be/k2uxQNUbjgs

Miss u

>> No.49991595

Why is Europe green and American futures red

>> No.49991616

>>49991595
they only ever seem to turn green around 3am lately

>> No.49991618

Any chance that Teladoc will pump as a result of Roe v Wade?

>> No.49991637

>>49991505
This is bone broth tonkotsu

>> No.49991657

>>49991618
literally nothing will ever happen because of wahmen

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>>49991587
damn I think im cast Iron steak anon haha. what kind of fag can't maintain a cast iron pan tho fr fr no cap. cast iron be bussin

jannies do be banning people for retarded shit.

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>>49991516
yes. i wouldn't consider playing the downside until june ends. quarterly rebalancing means lots of funds/pensions/etc are likely to need more equity exposure (vs bonds, cash, etc.) after such a big move down.

>> No.49991700

>>49991234
Big kek, fuck that faggot, and checked sequential quads.

>> No.49991754

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2uxQNUbjgs&t=628s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2uxQNUbjgs&t=628s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2uxQNUbjgs&t=628s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2uxQNUbjgs&t=628s

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>>49988853
>I think you can rent one cheaper by acting like you are her boyfriend.
is this true???

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49991767

Sup.
https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4

>> No.49991768

>>49990781
NRGU i think
but at close

>> No.49991781
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>>49991693
this is right and yet I shorted the ARKK "rip" like an idiot

>> No.49991794

>>49991693
But what about the red futures?
I feel bad

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49991822

IS JULY AN EVIL JEWISH MONTH OR WHAT???

>> No.49991823

>>49991794
we're 2 hours into futures trading and you're crying already? you should feel bad

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>>49991060
i agree but i dont think this recent baby dip was that selloff, yet. or if it was, then the dumping isnt over
when a recession is confirmed, oil will crash like the rest of the market when we actually get a crash and vix spikes to 40+
that hasnt happened yet. i cant tell if it's in the process of happening now, but it doesnt seem like it
i think this dump might be over, not sure though. pic rel

>> No.49991848

>>49991822
(((06)))

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>blood red -0.48% nasdack futures
its over, sell everything on open bros

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SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE WEEKLY CANDLE WILL LOOK LIKE!!!

>> No.49991857
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>futures

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>>49991822
July is usually bullish for silver and precious metals.

>> No.49991885

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUTURES WE WERE ALMOST FLAT 30 MINUTES AGO

>> No.49991887

>>49991856
All wicks, no body

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you guys literally don't understand next month begins the jewish month of pain

>> No.49991948

This is just noise

>> No.49991960

What ever happened to the anon that was going to marry Hannah Hays? I miss that dude.

>> No.49991969

>>49991918
No, Tuesday does. In particular, 17th of Tammuz (also 17th of July) is the start of their 3 weeks of sorrow or whatever

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As long as Tesla stays over 705 next week I’m happy

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>>49991969
is that bullish or bearish

>> No.49992010

>>49991969
Zooming out, Shmita ends this September.

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>futes

>> No.49992035
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>>49991993
>>49992010

>> No.49992039

>>49991781
I know that's just a fold in the dress and not the outline of a dick. But still

>> No.49992051

>>49991760
very

>> No.49992076

more like Cocker amirite?

>> No.49992093

please god just give me the nigger dump of the century, I wanna see 80, 90% drawdowns on the SPX and Nasdaq

>> No.49992112

>>49991822
No... August is...

>> No.49992138

alright bears, very funny haha. we are in an inflationary environment, commodities are not supposed to go down

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>>49991918
Any pain I feel I'm going to drown out with pina coladas. It's going to be a pina colada summer.

>> No.49992151

>>49992138
good thing gambling chips such as stock coins and crypto shit aren't commodities

>> No.49992155

give me your personal investing rules?

heres a recent one: always lock in profitable positions with a stop loss.

lost money and learned that lesson.

>> No.49992240

>>49992155
sell low buy high

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>>49992138
blame the algos for not understanding the fundamentals

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>>49992138
Indeed. Surely this oil dump is only a technical correction with no grounding in fundamentals... r-right?

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>Got out of SQQQ before the fake and gay push
>Now going back in with the realization dump
You didn't lose any money right anon?

>> No.49992310

>>49992270
i heard the G7 is going to price cap oil exports and this is why

>> No.49992335

its a gay sex revolution

>> No.49992338
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So /smg/, I was out grilling some burgers and had a thought: I'm 35 years old, that means that unless I get luc- I mean unlucky, then my life isn't even halfway over yet. What the fuck

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Free cock cleaning :DDD

>> No.49992340
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>>49992310
>price caps
I stand corrected
MRO $100 EOY

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>> No.49992366

>>49992338
Now that you are 35 years old, you should be self aware of what is happening to your sense of the passage of time right?

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Great way to spend a Sunday

>> No.49992394

>>49992366
>your sense of the passage of time right?
No, it's worse
It feels like time is both not moving at all and also moving at an absurdly accelerated pace at the same time.

>> No.49992444

>>49991847
I think it was. The crash in oil that coincides with the crash of the market is the peak of that graph, then returns to a steady but elevated price. It held at $100 from above $115 which I see as the "initial sell-off before commodity-caused recession", then the price targets for the "rally after short sell off" seem to be anywhere from $140 to $160 conservatively and over $185 to $200 in the really bullish cases.

>> No.49992462

>>49992281
let us know how it works out

>> No.49992476
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>>49992394
psychological research suggests we feel time passing by faster depending on the amount of significant events in our life. the more we experience, the slower we experience time passing. as life for old people is rather dull and little in their life that is special happens, they experience time passing by much quicker than young people.

>> No.49992487

>>49992394
It's when you realize that your almost at the halfway point in life (40). Most people live to be 90 anymore so yeah.. By this point you should have a nice head start on your retirement stuffing. Sadly most people don't have jack shit at 40 and kill themselves during the remaining 25 years of their careers trying to make up for that oversight. Which only becomes worse when you consider life's little "Fuck You" moments that get tossed in your path.

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Gaysexbros

>> No.49992531

>>49992487
I have about $215k (down about $60k) for retirement, and another $200k in cash/stocks/funds.

>> No.49992589

>>49992338
Wake up at 42, realize, work a minimum of another 13 years. Most likely 20 more. Then realize that retirement is going to last 30 fucking years. Unless I get lucky and die 5-10 years in.

>> No.49992592

>>49992476
I feel this. Your perception of time is grounded in how your brain records memories. During significant events you may record info on a more granular level than when you are just cruising. Sometimes I think about it with a camera FPS analogy. When you’re just cruising through life doing the same old thing, your hippocampus is on “timelapse” mode where it captures a frame every hour or every day. When you are having new experiences or in intense situations the FPS will speed up to real-time or even slow-mo. >time stood still

In regards to regular aging, each successive year is a smaller and smaller percentage of your overall lifespan. My 1 year old turned 2, thereby doubling his lifetime. On the otherhand, when I go from 100 to 101 that same year was only 1% of my total life and relatively insignificant in the context of my lifetime of memories

>> No.49992597 [DELETED] 

N

>> No.49992665
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how much worse does the recession need to get for jannies to be forced out onto the streets?

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absolutely unbreakable titanium futures support at 3900

>> No.49992693
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49992693

>anon doesnt short asian countries
>anon bets against UK and europe monarchs
>anon doesn't hold mostly US index fund and long australia commodities
>anon thinks multi trillionaire families want some china "century" and doesn't plan to rugpull colony countries into 19th century status
>anon is scared of winnie the poo

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>>49992476
theres also some cellular timekeeping mechanism that speeds up as you age in your brain but i forget the details

>> No.49992716

>>49992693
>anon bets against UK and europe monarchs
Give me the bull case for the west.

>> No.49992746

>>49992589
Sad but true; I've known people who retire then like a month later they fucking die doing ho hum everyday shit.. Hell one dude I used to work with retired, then had a fucking heart attack right after mowing his yard. (fucking riding mower at that)

>> No.49992769

>>49992531
>35
>not a millionaire

It's over

>> No.49992777

SPY 400 EOW
Bobos BTFO

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>>49990547
>treatment worse then the disease
$200b market cap incoming

>> No.49992805 [DELETED] 

>>49992693
>>49992673
>>49992665
>>49992592
>>49992589
Paid ebook leak

Thanks for purchasing my ebook, if you leak it or resell you will be reported and your data will be made public on the forum

In this method we will be using a RuneScape private server that pays money for voting on it on toplists

Go tohttps://mega.nz/file/gd8DmJ6R#UAx0Swi713V0PS5azKcWGPAK8QNTAeN5RCqRRuedOew on your PC
Unzip the file
Install java if you already don't have it installed on your PC
Run the client.jar file
Wait for the RuneScape private server load
Create an account (no email needed)
Click on the vote button on the right hand bottom corner
It will open a list of 10 sites to vote for the Private server
Each vote gives you $5, after voting 10 times you will have $50 that you can cash out to BTC, PayPal or your Payeer account.
Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

>> No.49992810

>>49992777
checked

>> No.49992812

>>49992693
to be fair, the time I have spent investing in the UK have been some of the crabbiest financial decisions of my life

>> No.49992825

>>49992769
I know, I don't even have any excuses like a wife and kids, or any fancy cars or a house, or any expensive vacation memories

>> No.49992858

>>49992777
Checked. Well fine sir of digits, what about oil?

>> No.49992868

>>49992858
politics is fucking oil right now

>> No.49992903

>>49992868
you mean our energy policy

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>>49992716
>give me a bull case for west
monarchs almost destroyed entire forests in WW1 over some little land arguments. Will probably rods from god china after baiting xi into invading taiwan. Do not underestimate psychopathic offspring of charlemagne.

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>>49992777
I'm not so sure. Things could be strong all the way up to Friday open, then a big dump.

>> No.49992932

pls no redeeming sirs my village must eat for next weeks

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FUTURES are healing

>> No.49992972
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>>49991693

>> No.49992994

>>49992972
needs a more angry expression
this one conveys nothing.
the eyes and mouth dont even match
4/10 wouldnt repost

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>>49992972
I will be saving this and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>>49992868
Politics is pumping oil prices intentionally.

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>>49992994
>>49992997
Didn’t make it. Just sharing

>> No.49993022

Are you ready for the green week INTCHADS?

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49993028

You can't make this shit up. NTES puts for easy money.

>> No.49993029

>>49992925
European gusto died in WWI, only apathy and nihilism exists on that continent. I don't know what the fuck you're going on about.

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/leanhogs/ bros... rise the FUCK up!! I told you we stay winning. How will smelly orange juice niggers ever recover from this?

>> No.49993054

>>49992476
my parents keep asking me whats new. nothing is new. I can feel their disappointment. I wish I had a wife, 2 kids, and 2 pets by now

>> No.49993058

a black swan event will occur july 4th
what is it?

red skull + flat week on the vix + upward pressure begins again next week

WHAT IS THE EVENT

>> No.49993061

>>49992925
You're implying the monarchs aren't entirely ok and supportive of what's currently going on.

>> No.49993070

>>49993054
my parents realize how much women have changed these days so they've stopped asking on that front. i just tell them about how i'm doing financially and they seem happy about it.

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>>49993035
It's going to be a /leanhog/ July 4th. BBQ pulled pork sandwiches and Busch.

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Working on the weekends for free

>> No.49993089

>>49993070
It took my parents a little bit to realize how fucked up the world is now and how much it really changed since they were looking for their 1st and 2nd jobs out of college.

>> No.49993092

don't look at the BIS latest editorial bull bros...

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Kek

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>>49993085
I think you should stop being mean to Jannies. Without their hard, unpaid work this site would already be shut down due to it being spammed with CP and otherwise.

>> No.49993102

>>49993058
The world runs out of leanhogs?

>> No.49993112
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49993112

What does all that buying volume on a Friday close mean? Surely it is bullish?

>> No.49993118

>>49993112
Russel index shenanigans I can't really explain

>> No.49993128

>>49993112
A ton of articles this weekend were proclaiming the start of a bear market relief rally because of optimism about rake hikes going forward.

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>>49993035
COFFEE BROS NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.49993138

Testing

>> No.49993141
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Any bets on how much I lose tomorrow?

>> No.49993148

Why do the janitors keep b&ing? I’m one of the only people here who actually talks about tickers.

>> No.49993153

>>49993070
find a country where children play in the streets until twilight, population pyramid is a key indicator for the socioeconomic behaviors of women

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>>49993128
LOL they've been talking about bear market rallies for 2 months bro, we're at extreme negative sentiment that's what it was

>> No.49993164

>>49993112
Does this mean my ASTR might actually moon tomorrow? I let that bastard talk me in to it on Friday morning.

>> No.49993167

>>49993070
I talk to my dad about money all the time. He knows I've got that covered. He asks me if I've met anyone in my apartment complex. Which supposedly has young attractive professionals. and there are some really cute girls.

spoiler, I havent

>> No.49993169

>>49992950
I would rent this girlfriend

>> No.49993173

>>49993156
B-But this time it's real.

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>>49993054
I have a wife, two kids, a dog, and a turtle. Does that count?

>> No.49993196

>>49993028
I doubt it. They're still metaverse biggest rival and China will want keep them afloat. The comments were made quite a while ago.

>> No.49993205

>>49993174
if you love them yeah.

even if you don't, hopefully that after the divorce and the dog is dead, you'll be glad that you took the chance to have kids

I mean you know, unless theyre obviously little shits

>> No.49993214

>>49993196
They were blocked this week. Not only that but all operating approval for Diablo Immortal have been stopped

>> No.49993222

>>49993167
I never really thought about the trouble people have with women. I’ve always swung way out of my league. When I was totally broke I had relationships with girls with masters degrees. Every girl I considered my girlfriend went off to make 6 figures. My wife is a NP and makes like 180k/yr working 3 days a week. I was a financial loser for 80% of my life and still got girls. I’m pretty weird too. I just hid my power level.

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guys, with all the dick pics being posted for days on end, i think it's time we discuss the jannies' pay
it's a recession after all, and they have been working overtime. i propose we petition hiroshimoot to double...nay, TRIPLE their pay!
what does /smg/ think?!

>> No.49993230

>>49993028
Come on man, that's like 6 day old news. Sure, it might have more to fall but Chinese gonna getcha either way.

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>>49993054
Maybe they just want to see you happy and excited about something.

>> No.49993237

>>49993205
Sure I love them lol. It’s my family. I’ve had my dog for 11 years since he was a baby. My title I found like 22 years ago. Married my wife 13 years ago. She’s my least favorite. Women are annoying 2/3 of the time. My kids I pretty much live for.

>> No.49993245

>>49993222
are you attractive?

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>>49993223

>> No.49993267

>>49993223
1.63x is the best I can do.

>> No.49993283

>>49993222
>NP

wat

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>>49993223
they are already overpaid, and the board is worse than it ever was

>> No.49993306

>>49993232
Lol my family is coming to visit me later this year. I need to spend the next couple months saving enough energy so I can pretend to be happy for a whole week.

>> No.49993389

>>49993232
you know youre absolutely right. I think my parents would be pumped if I told them I'd beaten my mile record and talked to them about my volunteer work or casual sports league or the new people I'm meeting.

>>49993222
I actually do alright with women. I make money, I'm not short, I'm not ugly, I'm funny. But the only outlet I currently have for women is dating apps, which blow

>>49993237
I think about the first season of TD all the time. Rust is talking with Maggie about Martys infidelity. Rust says it never works, you do it for the kids.

I think about at what point I engage with tinder filth just so that I can pass on my genes...

>> No.49993397

>>49993283
Nurse Practitioner

>> No.49993416

>>49993245
My friends used to call me dollar tree Ryan Reynolds. He’s superior to me in every way, but our personalities and looks are similar. So yes, I suppose. In real world environment, women like me.

>> No.49993439

>open /smg/
>search “futures”
>look for bobo pictures
>close thread
research done

>> No.49993444
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>>49993058
Something Worser than a Christmas in Kandahar.

>> No.49993447

Anyone here watch local news channels to gauge sentiment? I've seen at least 4 different "cash 4 homes" commercials in the last few hours. That has to be a top signal. Not to mention Nextstar flat out advertising their stock ticker.

>> No.49993448

>>49993416
>similar personality to Ryan Reynolds

I wouldn’t take that as a compliment, he’s insufferable

>> No.49993456

>>49993439
I just ctrl+f "a" to see how bad things are.

>> No.49993458
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49993458

Tea or coffee, bros?

>> No.49993461

Guys what cryptos are good right now AVAX , Solana or Matic ?

>> No.49993471

>>49993058
I still think it has something to do with monkepoz. Could be a nuclear attack though. It has to be global to cause a circuit breaker.

>> No.49993479
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49993479

Futures reversal now.

>> No.49993480

>>49993448
hes insufferable because his personality has been commercialized

I have a ryan reynolds friend. tall, adhd, confident but not cocky, constantly toeing the line of decency when it comes to jokes.

>> No.49993488

>>49993479
reversal UP

>> No.49993497

>>49993448
It’s good enough for women to virtue signal

>> No.49993508

>>49993448
I’m just funny in an asshole kind of way. I’m really just depressed, blackpilled, and anxious all the time. It’s my way of hiding it. I also hate myself.

>> No.49993512

>>49992155
you have the right idea. to me it is just financially irresponsible to place a trade without at least a stop. but if you want to let you profit run instead of having to manually keep upping your stop, i reccomend using a trailing stop by percentage instead. very handy and pretty hands free

>> No.49993516
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>>49993458
Is coffee good for you

>> No.49993535

>>49993516
No clue, but clearly it's not profitable for you.

>> No.49993539

>>49993516
It’s high in antioxidants iirc. I don’t know. I’d drink it either way. I really like coffee.

>> No.49993552
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i cannot believe i timed the bottom perfectly
finally i get a break in this stock game
dip chads were right just keep slurping

>> No.49993562

Green Day Confirmed

>> No.49993566

>>49993471
think pheonix and patriotism

>> No.49993585

>>49993461
>proxy tech stock with a cool name #1
>proxy tech stock with a cool name #2
>proxy tech stock with a cool name #3
SOXL

>> No.49993587
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>>49993479
The futures. The oil. Ponder them. And be heemed.

>> No.49993595
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>>49993552
Do you think on the 5 year spy chart that we bounce up for a couple months or we continue going down

>> No.49993601
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hahah what the fuck happened to futures

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>>49993471
You will see
what it is
very soon

>>49993566
Munitions Depot, Region VI

>> No.49993634

>>49990590
God these threads are so much better without the SOXL trannies. Just need to flush out the siggers now

>> No.49993639

>>49993516
I get that it’s a meme but apparently it is good for you in several ways. I have reflux problems and thought coffee might have been the culprit but after sorting out other causes coffee doesn’t bother me. And the first cup of the day is glorious now that I brew myself a good freshly ground pot every morning. I also like SBUX. The unionizing and other recent worries are all bullshit, it’s like crack

>> No.49993640
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>>49993601
Our revenge.

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>futes

>> No.49993646

>>49993552
I had my finger on the trigger got GOOGL @ just above 2k and allowed some doomers here to talk me out of it. I think the market is going to dump again, but it would have been a nice swing.

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49993647

WTFWT?

>> No.49993658

>>49993647
Whoopse added an extra zero. Sit tight I need to sell this off

>> No.49993664

>green futas
what the FUCK
why
please be a blip
please be a red week

>> No.49993668
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>>49993647
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49993671

>>49993566
I need to go back to /pol/ for a while. I took a break and now I’m out of the reality loop.

>> No.49993676

god damn it bobros we were supposed to be neon red monday open

>> No.49993677

CAM ON LIGHTNING SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

>> No.49993679

>>49993601
still a few % to go for the rally to deflate
retards on this board apparently have the memory of a goldfish
a little bump and they all go hehe my slurperino is paying off that was le bottom!
then we get the next leg down and they resume crying about the fake and gay jewish market

>> No.49993682
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49993682

>all the people who bought puts friday are about to get heemed (again)

>> No.49993694

>>49993606
>Munitions Depot, Region VI
Isn’t that in Japan?

>> No.49993707
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49993707

>>49993682
Bobo can't even scream for he has no mouth(banned)

>> No.49993718
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49993718

>>49993647
something just happened to pump them like that
idk is this bullish for stocks?
>Russia in historic foreign debt default, report says
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-61929926

>> No.49993719
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49993719

>Futures

>> No.49993721

SIGA sisters we are fucked tomorrow :(

>> No.49993737

Looks like a nice week to sell my calls Monday morning, and then hold my puts to sell them later in the week. Double profit

>> No.49993773

>>49993721
why what happened is gay sex suddenly out of style?

>> No.49993783

>>49990577
I’m looking for something semi new, smart, preferably with shoutouts to philosophy like Evangelion, Serial Experiment Lain, or my favourite Black Lagoon.

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>>49993694

>> No.49993793

>>49993718
This symbolic victory is bullish for America
USA USA USA!

>> No.49993801
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Missed RDBX?
Missed REV?
Missed SIGA?

Buy puts on NTES

>> No.49993809

>>49993721
I will buy more.

>> No.49993818
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>>49993664
>green futas
Yes

>> No.49993828

>>49993818
Monstergirl Quest ruined an entire generation

>> No.49993836

>>49993783
shutup retard, turn off your brain and watch all of JoJo

>> No.49993850

>>49993836
Im intrigued by it but Im afraid it will turn me gay. Like legit concerned as a 35 yrold straight guy it will awaken something in me.

>> No.49993865
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>Post image than mentions jews
>Banned from all boards
>Racism
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN HULKAMANIACS
IF THERE IS ONE THINK I HATE MORE THAN KIKES, IT'S JANNIES DUDE.
LISTEN UP YA TRANNY JANNY, YOU TRIED TO BAN ME BEFORE DUDE, BUT HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE BROTHER, SO YOU CAN COPE SEETHE AND DILATE NIGGER. YOU REALLY THINK THE HULKSTER CAN'T RESET HIS ROUTER? I'VE HAD THE INTERNET SINCE 1992 NIGGER. YOU CAN'T STOP THE HULKSTER OR HIS 24" PYTHONS DUDE, JUST LIKE HOW YOU CAN'T STOP SUCKING DICKS JANNIE.

YOU ARE WORTHLESS. YOU ARE WORSE THAN A NEET UNEMPLOYED HOMELESS CRACKHEAD. AT LEAST A CRACKHEAD BUYS CRACK. YOU JANNIE? YOU WORK FOR FREE, ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD, CENSORING PEOPLE FROM TALKING ABOUT JEWS ON A FUCKIN' FINANCE SECTION. THE WHOLE WORLD JOKES ABOUT JEWS IN FINACE YOU DUMB RETARD. YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU HAD A REAL JOB. BUT YOU DONT HAVE A JOB DUDE, YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYED JANNIE. AN UNEMPLOYED JANNIE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A MOP AND A BUCKET. YOU ARE LOWER THAN THE LOWEST BLACK 20 IQ NIGGER DUDE.

SO LISTENUP JANNIE. YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT. YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL HULKAMANIAC, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, DUDE. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, NOTHING CAN STOP HULKAMANIA FROM RUNNIN WILD NIGGER.
SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?!?!

>> No.49993883

>>49993865
SLAM EM HULKSTER!

>> No.49993888

Gonna laugh so hard when oil hits $200 and all you bobo fucks who dunked on me for holding long are forced to sell your car to pay for gas.

>> No.49993892

>>49993850
Just watch the first three seasons. Stardust crusaders isn't actually good until the last half, but it provides closure and is an excellent place to quit before the art becomes superhomo and everything afterwords is more stardust crusaders "omg it is some retard with a weird power 0_O what do we do?" shit anyway.

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>>49993883
FUCK JANNIES BROTHER

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>>49990933
Mfw i doubled down on Friday. Got 10 $400 SPY puts 6/16/23

>> No.49993910

>>49993850
>>49993892
>>49993836

Jojo part 1 sucks
Jojo part 2 is incredible
First half of part 3 is ok, second half is incredible

Stop watching there. After that its just gay crap.
Also buy SIGA stock too really get the full experience.

>> No.49993916
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Wallstreetbets was making some good arguments that quantitative easing never stopped and we haven’t begun QT yet

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>>49993801
Anon has a good idea.

>STC shows confirmed downtrend
>MA shows crossunder
>MACD shows (weakening?) downtrend
>Stoch RSI embedded for a few days

>> No.49993940

>>49993916
gme is gonna squeeze soon too.

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>>49993865

>> No.49993949
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>>49993910
>Jojo part 1 sucks

>> No.49993965

>>49993865
FUCK YA BROTHER
NIGGER AND JEWS - BAD NEWS

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>>49993916
that's because they're retarded, also you're retarded

>> No.49993981
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49993981

Chk it

>> No.49993985

>>49993916
>Retarded permabulls are retarded

>> No.49993987

So SIGA is going back to $8 tomorrow right?

>> No.49993990

>>49993940
it did squeeze retard. you missed it

>> No.49993996

>>49993916
I heard it from fintwit first and posted about it here, its true.

>> No.49994005

>>49993791
I’m intrigued. More clues.

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>>49993987
Sure thing bud.

>> No.49994050

>>49993916
I feel personally attacked by your comic.

>> No.49994063

Will this be the day futures finally mean something?

>> No.49994069
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49994069

goodnight bros

>> No.49994074

>>49993389
>has athletic and social and philanthropic hobbies as well as living independently and functioning financially
Lol fuck you

>>49994050
Hahaha holy shit this place seems to have stunted my development. I came here to learn but all I know about is buddy look at Monster Energy Computer

>> No.49994078

>>49994050
It's a New Yorker comic

>> No.49994089

>>49993461
>AVAX , Solana or Matic ?
why this 3 and not ada, gtr, or hbar

>> No.49994091
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>>49994033
>>49993987
It's hard to say what SIGA will do. At some point in the next few months it will probably spike pretty hard. Right now, I'm not sure. Momentum seems to point to it continuing up, but at the same time, the trend hasn't been confirmed yet; it could do a hard pullback just as likely as it will go up, although the MACD implies that it will continue up.
If it does a pullback, fib levels say it should go to about $11.20. Looking at the candle patterns, I see a downward pennant/flag, with a bullish breakout (continuation). So while it might retrace a bit, I expect it to generally trend up. Buy the dip, probably.

>> No.49994123

Why green futures

Russia? Did Putin do this?

>> No.49994124
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>>49994091
>TA
Howabout the pox is spreading and it might go down a bit tomorrow but it will likely be at $15 EOW

>> No.49994127

>>49994005
I have come to accept that posting in riddles is for faggots. On β-2022-07-04 there are two possible outcomes. The most probable outcome is a false flag attack on a military installation in the Southwest. The attack will occur in the morning. They will have MSM news sources on the ground the minute it happens. All flights will be grounded with a TFR, but somehow news cameras will be in the air. You will see them proclaim the false flag attack to be:
"Worser than a Christmas in Kandahar".

>> No.49994151

>>49994124
Yeah but WHO said it’s a nothingburger so this should rank the price tomorrow.

>> No.49994164

>>49994124
Well sure, I agree with the macro thesis, that's why I have CMRX myself. And like >>49994151 said, they're downplaying it right now.
In fact, watch the volume. Whether it goes up or down, I bet we'll see a ton of new volume tomorrow.

>> No.49994177

>>49994127

?

>> No.49994194

>>49994177
Why do you ask?

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>>49994127
That’s about 2 more weeks away! Does QAnon know about this? Hopefully Trump will save us.

>> No.49994211

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.49994223

>>49994194
What does prefixing the date with "β-" mean?

>> No.49994245

>>49994195
Maybe you should take out some insurance policies like Lucky Larry.

>>49994223
It doesn't mean anything. It just looks nice.

>> No.49994295

/smg/

>> No.49994303

/smg/

>> No.49994306
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Are we going back to 4100?

>> No.49994314

\mgs\

>> No.49994335

>>49993818
god i love plant girls
would get drained by mandragora every day bro
never got past the library so idk if there were any plant girls after them
if my blood runs red but her's runs green, then i guess we crabbin tomorrow

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>>49994314

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>>49990461
Hello

>> No.49994392

test

>> No.49994410

>California lawmakers try to alleviate the pains of inflation via $9.5 billion stimulus for the tax payers
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/06/25/california-lawmakers-reach-a-tentative-deal-to-send-families-9-5-billion-in-inflation-relief-report-00042403

Reminder that California is the state with the lowest average IQ scores

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>>49994410
BZZZT. WRONG BITCH

>> No.49994431

>>49994063
Only if it fits the narrative that I'm trying to push.

>> No.49994433

>>49994306
yes, go all in tomorrow or you'll regret it

ps. this is financial advice

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>> No.49994456

>>49994306
yes, bobos refuse to accept we're pricing in end of rate hikes now + Fed isn't doing QT as seen by balance sheet purchases and have been seetheposting every time you point it out.

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Cock cleaning time

>> No.49994494 [DELETED] 
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Cocks need cleaning from unpaid faggots

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They clean my cawk for free hahaha nigger faggots

>> No.49994520

:DDDD

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>> No.49994553

>>49994545
Escape
>>49994545 >>49994545
>>49994545

>> No.49994557

janny just apologize to rocker already

>> No.49994951

>>49993058
What is a red skull?

>> No.49995208

>>49991857
you got too cocky fagbo

>> No.49995226

>>49994089
I am coming back to crypto after like 4 months and those are the one that i know that have there own projects right now