/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49918257
Return the coins to their owner.

>>49918257
>laptops
>at thrift stores
sage you fucking 12 year old larper

>>49918257
Sell

>>49918257
Pics or it didn't happen

also, make sure you can even still sign in with the key into them before truly freaking out

>>49918257
when you need to ask then you dont deserve it.

>>49918257
Holy moly you hit the jackpot!!! Go ask Reddit they will know what to do

>>49918257
Post the wallet address or larp.

>>49918287
this
make sure you include what's on the notepad so we can assist

It's obviously larp. Jesus Christ, you people are like children.

>>49918257
Swap for ~2.9 million monero

send some or I don't believe you
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Thanks uncle Moshe

Sounds legit bro

take 1btc and divide it up evenly among all the anons in this thread

>>49918257
Obviously give us the key kek
This is a larp anyway

>>49918257
larp but imagine if it really happens to someone lol

>>49918257
how much was the laptop? I'll give you double what you paid if you can prove those coins are real

>>49918257
Prove it pussy
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>>49918257
Pic or larping homosexual.

>>49918959
/biz nessmen

>>49918257
Actual advice on the off chance it's not a larp? Just spitballing but,

Look at the wallet address on a block explorer to try to get a sense of where they came from.

Get a vpn, if you want to be extra cautious. Set up a bunch of different heavily encrypted wallets. Divide the funds up some starting with small test transactions, I personally would leave half in the og wallet and split the other half among 20 or so addresses on different sites/wallet providers. A dormant wallet coming online could attract a lot of attention but you'll be fine. Don't tell anyone about this until you've cashed out a lot and set up a ton of security as you should know what happens to lottery winners which you effectively are.

Read up on cash out strategies/reporting the gains based on country.

>>49918959
Yeah I'm sure if they're real they want the 100-2,000 dollars on top of the 400 million dollars they have.

send 1 to me and I'll screencap and prove to them you're real.

i'm a poorfag 40k in debt help a brother out

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>>49919072
>>49918958
enjoy your ban pajeets

>>49918257
with that kind of money you could probably set up a bunch of dunkin donuts franchises in LA and be set for life

>>49918959
I'll offer triple what you paid. I don't even need proof of said notepad

>>49918257
This again..
>inb4 just send some dust to cover the tx fee, and I'll send you 1btc!!!

>>49918257
Send all to a new wallet that you own and post the tx id so we can see on block explorer, over time, exchange it on changenow for sums of monero, then exchange for whatever you want. Don’t pay taxes.

>>49918257
OP here, Im literally shaking, I dont know what to do Im scared to move them or bring it online this is too much money. I'm scared to even update the hash, I feel like if I lose them I will literally kms

I'm going to wait for my friend to get here and help me with this, I dont want to mess it up, I've been poor all my life I cant believe I will finally make it

I dont even know what to post anymore

>>49920988
Your friend is going to kill you OP. Run.

>>49920988
Absolute RETAR
Don't get ANYONE ELSE you know involved.

>>49920988
Then fuck off this board you larping imbecile

This is now dubs board.
Next dubs decide price of btc eoy.

I start with 88k

>>49921114
>Absolute RETARd
>Don't get ANYONE you know involved.
Fixed. Ditch your friend and go to a parking lot or something.

>>49921121
20k

>>49918257
Ask God. Jesus can advise. I'd probably feel somewhat obligated to return if it was the case of a mom selling her son's laptop that he'd obviously didn't want her to sell. Do unto others as you'd want done to you. But not sure how you'd track down the owner in this case. Maybe there are some documents or assignments or pictures that can help you determine that. But I'd pray about it to God as to what you should do. Jesus can guide you if you ask Him to. Be blessed.

>>49918257

>>49918257

Do nothing

>>49918257
Wait until bitcoin is at 0 then cash out.

>>49918402
do this OP
and oh sharpie en pooper too

>>49918257
Proof

Post the wallet OP.

>>49920988
you just told you have 400 million dollars in a laptop to a "friend"....
i suggest you to run, turn off your phone, and make an appropriate plan of action for how you're going to get that money out of there
a plan that involves nobody else but you is what i advise, you run a very high risk of getting murdered for that kind of money
also send me like 100 bro please

You could change my life with just 20, OP.

you can run
but you can't hide

OP you nigger, I'm not telling you to give us some but at the end of the day if this 9/10 LARP is actually real, then giving some to members in here would be a fucking news story and a half.

>>49921121
00

>>49920988
Your friend will murder you for the money.

what drives someone to larp like this? how bored must you be

>>49918257
Gimme one

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>>49918257

Put in in a microwave and turn it on for a few minutes.

Resume you daily activities.

>>49920988
Get a lawyer to manage any enormous windfall.

>>49920988
Send me one ;~;

>all these pathetic newfags begging

What happened guys, you buy the top?

>>49920988
Nice digits fren- on the off chance you don’t get murdered here’s my address

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Cash it out onto Coinbase all at once, it’s very public and won’t be jacked. Then hire an accountant, an attorney and a security guard. They’ll look after you. But until you have all three, SHUT THE FUCK UP. For your own good.,

Wishing you the best OP. Hopefully I’ll enjoy a fraction of your luck.

>>49918257
Sir please call Microsoft India support I think you have a virus

>>49918257
OP Here, had to switch my IP because I am scared shitless.
I have tried withdrawing to my Coinbase account (yes, I am a fucking idiot). They locked me in "for further investigation"
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?

>>49922919
No, that’s fine bud. You haven’t done anything wrong. That’s just a huge deposit, it’s triggered automatically.

Send me some when it’s fine in about 24 hours

If you need help with the nitty gritty, or some more questionable assistance email me.

VGOPANTERA@protonmail.com

watch out OP but the laptop is filled with ToT and you will get swatted in the next 30min. Leave it where you're and run fast!

t. glowie

OP share some to your brothers.

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>>49923065
Will I really get suicided?

I am really thinking of just bringing it back and be done with it.

>>49922919
Anon you could've transferred them little by little, dormant wallets suddenly having activity can reach even the media as shown in tthe past

I hope you can be generous anon bc1qhg5f22utev2m7e0t0dwyauv6kldrppn2982fvm

You have 1 hour.

>>49923300
Most likely they will take you for questioning then they will take the gold chest you found because it's involved in "illegal activity"

Fucking sell before we hit 9k, 6k, 4k, sell everything. Before big money starts the true selling race and everyone gets liquidated. Sell while it's still above 20k.

>>49918257
Wake up from your dream and get back to your wagie fucking job and pay for my free health care, faggot.

>>49918278
at first you seem to have high morals, a good thing!

don't listen to the following:
yeah sure, 400 million, sure!

OP here I lied I just wanted to pretend you were all my friends for a few minutes and talk to me I'm very lonely and poor

>>49918257
sell it in 2 years

>>49924215
I'm you're friend OP. But I'm gonna need some btc.

>>49924215
next time check whale_alert first. there was a 1012 btc to coinbase transaction, so the 1012 number would have worked longer ;)

>>49924215
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS GUY

HOW DID THEY GET MY ID TO POST? THEY WILL MEMORY HOLE ME MOTHERFUCKERS

HOW CAN I SECURELY TRANSFER ALL THIS BULLSHIT TO MONERO ASAP? CAN I BUY PLANE TICKETS OR SOMETHING?

>>49924898
I did not withdraw all 20,000 btc, I am not THAT retarded

Fret not, op, you just need to buy a trezor and then you can transfer everything safely to your trezor

If you feel generous, helping a fellow jeetanon:
bc1qtd924e7tuz2dqf040q3a3k9h0sqentv3k2x3qm

Also, you might also contact me on protonmail should you need additional help:
obokorzoberehoz45@protonmail.com

>>49918257
cash out

>>49924366
wgmi frend

>>49924898
I saw that last year

>>49918284
>spoken like a true virgin who stays home all the time
Anon, I have found tons of things at the thrift store that one would think you could never find there. But as it has it? Old ladies tend tk give away a lot of things, but, some stuff won't stay for long depending on what it is.

>>49918284
This, thrift stores either need to wipe the HDD or remove it before selling it

>>49918257

>>49918257
market dump it and liquidate saylor
check em

>>49918257
Why the fuck are mods letting this thread continue? This place is shit these days.

>>49924215
Kek. It’s ok anon, we understand.

>>49922731
Do pajeets know anything about that stuff?

>>49927137
maybe they like talking shits?

>>49924215

Its ok anon, I have had the same tought of finding a ton of bitcoins on an old computer

>>49918257
You bought it

You send me 20.

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