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I'm sterring clear of Bitcoin because it will colappse so what stocks to put money in? Microsoft?

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>> No.4991087

Enjoy your high-IQ 10% returns per year, friend

>> No.4991129

>>4991087
Will do. Ejoy your bubble colappsing lol

>> No.4991194

>>4990759
Directly investing in stocks is for brainlets. Use options instead. Spreads, iron condors etc.

>> No.4991221

>>4991129
If you're convinced it'll collapse, why not short bitcoin?

>> No.4991225

Have you heard of bitbean?

>> No.4991322

>>4990759
Energy stocks


Exxon
BP
Total
Etc etc

>> No.4991335

Buy GE my nigger.

>> No.4991336

>>4991194
I tried options before. Can't grok it. Anyone trade these successfully?

>> No.4991343

>>4991221
What does that mean

>> No.4991353

>>4991343
Do not put any money in anything, holy fuck

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>>4991343
>claims to be financially literate enough to call crypto a bubble
>literally does not know what shorting is

>> No.4991416

>>4991367
I know what shorting is. Like short circuiting a board

>> No.4991442

Just get a Vanguard index fund man

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>>4991416

>> No.4991464

>>4990759
if you do options, buy calls on VRX...look at the 2019's.
if you're bullish on crypto, john macafee's mining company has been on a tear, and is just now breaking $3/share $MGTI

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>>4991416
Are you retarded?

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>>4991416
epic troll

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>>4991479
Is this it?

>> No.4991626

>>4991416
nice troll attempt, 9/11, would short again

>> No.4991641

>>4991507
wow, 14 yo who just discovered google

>> No.4991691

>>4991641
I read some more. So if I want make money while asset is going down in price I borrow it and sell it? What if price goes UP?

>> No.4991722

>>4991416
b8

>> No.4991948

>>4991442
this. an index that tracks the s&p500 is the way to go

>> No.4992385

Long and short positions are used by investors to achieve different results, and oftentimes both long and short positions are established simultaneously by an investor to leverage or produce income on a security. A simple long stock position is bullish and anticipates growth, while a short stock position is bearish. Long call option positions are bullish, as the investor expects the stock price to rise and buys calls with a lower strike price. An investor can hedge his long stock position by creating a long put option position, giving him the right to sell his stock at a guaranteed price. Short call option positions offer a similar strategy to short selling without the need to borrow the stock. This position allows the investor to collect the option premium as income with the possibility of delivering his long stock position at a guaranteed, usually higher, price. Conversely, a short put position gives the investor the possibility of buying the stock at a specified price and he collects the premium while waiting.

>> No.4992826

>>4991691
You get wiped out. But hey, 'bitcoin will collapse' so what have you got to lose?