/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4981342
pump and dump her

>>4981411
This

>>4981342
Ask her rate.

post an actual pic related

You should fuck off to >>>/r9k/

>>4981342
>i actually read the bottle

Fuck you, was going to post this.

Nice LARP, kid.

>>4981342
>I have a crypto related name on okcupid
>I match with a girl and send her a message
>she asks about the meaning of my name and I explain to her that I have some money on BTC
>Oh really? Wow anon, that's great. I heard in the news recently, it's worth $15k now!
>We chit chat a little longer
>A few days later she says "wow, it's worth 17k now! by the way, do you have (instant messaging app)?
>Give her my app ID
>Okay anon, I'll add you tonight!
>BTC dips to 13k because of the futures release, she doesn't add me
>Today, 3 days later, it goes back to 17k
>"oh sorry anon, I've been a little busy recently"

Don't worry, OP. I believe you

>>4981470
Heres an actual photo of her. She sent me this.

>>4981342
Pump and dump the gold-digging bitch

>>4981472
I already go on r9k.

>>4981642
pump and dump

do NOT get stuck bag holding

dont kiss her on the mouth either

>>4981642
enjoy raising tyrones kids

that's the face of a whore

>>4981342
a 2 series?

Jesus fucking christ, just give her that piece of shit car, or trade in for a KIA, you may have to pay the difference at the KIA shop

>>4981642
PUMP
DUMP
WAIT FOR DIP
PUMP AGAIN BROTHER

suck on them titties and then bail on her end of semester.

>>4981642
Fuck just make sure you don't give her a dime. Max it should cost to smash is a semi nice dinner.

>>4981642
>cross on her neck
Good thing too, this hoe really needs Jesus

>>4981642

oh my god look at those milkers, and that face. If you do not try to have sex with her you are confirmed hohmasekcsual

>>4981342
She is probably just curious and want to learn about it.

>>4981342
shes gonna figure out you're poor soon enough.

>>4981411
kek

>be an unkempt asocial poorfaggot
>get a nice present from parents
>larp as an eccentric millionaire
>people take my larp seriously
>WTF ROASTIES
Exciting story, OP, keep us updated.

>>4981600
jesus, women are cancer.

>>4981642
Holy fucking shit she looks so soulless. Dude this is an automaton of a human, just use her for her body.

>>4981642
Milk her udders dry, don't cream in the pussy.

Post pictures of her asshole on 4chan.

>>4981642
let me get this straight.
she talks to you, within the minutes of both conversations she's asking you about money.
then when you tell her you're crypto-rich, SHE gives you her phone number.

Unless you're a CHAD, which i don't think you are, girls don't give out their phone number.

If you're at a decent school - upper mid-tier to ivy, she's probably getting a "husband degree".

Fuck her, but make sure you buy the condom.
Make sure you rise out the condom when done (flush it if it's at her house).

>>4981642
if she's expecting a ride in the BMW tell her no animals allowed in your vehicle and that she can pretend you gave her a ride if she asks permission, meet at spot get sexual with kissing, grabbing, walk her to mens room lock it and get bj refuse to talk to her again and laugh at her when she gets upset

>>4982162
>implying she will do any of this

she's not gonna give it up till OP buys her shit

>>4981642
DONT HODL

>>4981600
> mfw /pol9k/ was right all along
> mfw real happiness is being a financially independent bachelor who shitpost
We hodl our bags, but there is no one to hodl us

>>4981411
Kek, I love you /biz/

>>4982192
wrong, you just be assumptive meet at a place be physical, hold her arm walk her to men's room etc. if at any point she doesn't want it just laugh at her and if she's mad she'll leave who cares

just do never spend $ or give her a bmw ride (she'll definitely scratch/ruin interior/exterior or some other fucked up shit to show how much of a mistake it was to associate with her)

>>4982199
>We hodl our bags, but there is no one to hodl us
deep bro deep
>sheds tear

>>4982039
>>4982199
I believe that there are good women. But American girls are strange. That girl I matched with is American for some reason. I have my distance set to places nearby me only so she liked me first otherwise she wouldn't show up on the match thingy because I'm not in the US.

>>4981642
she is a lost soul

she needs structure and the firm hand of discipline

>>4981342
>telling anyone what you made
You fucked up. My friends have known I'm into crypto since 2012, when they asked me recently I just laughed it off, said I made some bad trades and was only a few thousand dollars up.

>>4982254
You're assuming OP is not a complete fucking beta.

He's not going to do any of that shit and she isn't going to fuck/suck/handydandy him, especially if he won't let her ride in his car.

>>4982162
Kek'ed realy hard at this

>>4982321

what is this image.

>>4982355
ok lady, you're still not allowed in my BMW-maybe if you weren't so annoying or weird

hey I'll see you at the mall tonight there's an opening run of some stupid Supreme wear and I need you to help me, it's a per person limit, then after I'll think about letting u ride

mall -> mens room -> ignore her after, laugh hysterically when she gets mad in class

>>4982403
Still assuming incorrectly OP is not a complete fucking beta.

>>4982385
Just how underage are you?

>>4982385
>Not knowing t.A.T.u

No wonder everyone's a virgin here.

>>4981411
>dubs confirm
>kek approves

>>4981600
what else did you expect, anon

>tfw gf is just as interested in crypto
>tfw making comfy gains together

>>4982385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

>>4981411
This
/thread

>>4982601
>tfw gf gave me $100 in March to buy ETH with

first person who believe in me

>>4981342
is that hitler in the background?

>>4981411
FPBP

>>4982798
hahahaha holy shit it is

>don't want to say mommy bought it for me.
>tell her I trade in "digital assets"
Wait
just to clear some thing sup
You don't actually own any crypto or make any money off of it?

>>4982798
Impressive observation skills

>>4983132
I do own crypto. I've never sold it or bought anything with it though. She knew I didn't have a job so I lied and said I bought it with money I made from selling crypto.

>>4982798
>>4982875

and DRUIDS guy to the left

>>4981642
Shes using a towel as a shower curtain anon, i wouldnt even pump n dump

>>4982798
>>4982875
>>4983191

also we have autism

>>4982254
I never understood why girls blow random dudes in bathrooms how alpha do you have to be

>>4981642
wow lewd she want you'r seed

>>4982321

who is the girl in the right? fucking love her

>>4982123
>Fuck her, but make sure you buy the condom.
Make sure you rise out the condom when done (flush it if it's at her house).
Some tinder whores will actively seek out a beta bux after they miss a period so they can try guilting you into thinking you’re the daddy. not saying shes preggo but damn her tits are firm

>>4983182
if its 200k like you say
impregnate her
every
year
for the next 10 years.

She is looking for resources for her offspring
Probably doesn't even know it on a conscious level
Probably thinking about new shoes
and getting fucked by the guy who is going to buy those shoes.
None the less on cellular level what she really is doing is selecting a mate to produce and raise her children with.

If your image is accurate she seems nice enough
Make white babies anon.

>>4981642
I can literally see her tooth filling from too much cum

Wow she sounds like a cunt! Stay away from crypto diggers!

>>4983400
Did you notice the cross?
Look i get it
The world is filled with roasties
and there are no tradmaidens
Well be a man
Accept reality
You got lemons lads
Make lemonade
Roasties arn't feminists nor are they sterile
And this roastie is at least a Christian
You got something to patrol her with
Make white babies

>>4983605
Shes a gold digger tho lol, anon would have no further interaction if he hadn’t mentioned his value

>>4981668
gold digging is a biological imperative to ensure the survival of her eggs

>>4981342
>Anyone have similar stories?

>go to bank
>teller is 10 lbs too heavy to be a qt
>says we were in the same college class
>she sees my balance (about 150k)
>go back to bank next week
>up 20k on stock market so balance is 170k
>same teller
>she's real flirty
>talks in a real high pitch and giggles a lot

funny thing was I was withdrawing cash from the bank to buy crypto

>>4983605
>wearing a cross means she's christian

yeah sure and I go to church every sunday

>>4981411

>>4983715
>increase in stock porfolio reflect on your bank balance
Is this a larp or some amazing bank company that does that?

>>4983715
women don't feel love
they're predators who predate on resources, that's as close to "love" as they will get

>>4981342
tell her to fuck off.

fucking gold digging cunt.

>>4983788
he's larping

>>4983788
>>4983840
I use td bank

the account summary shows the values of my cash, credit and brokerage accounts

>>4982612
And here's the good version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-JfWqMG6g

Sounds like she only wants you for your money and not your passion. Abandon ship.

My bf doesn't like me trading crypto because it makes him nervous even though i make tons of money, but he likes my passion for it and enjoys /biz/ memes with me.

>>4981411

This is both hilarious and exactly what you should do

>>4981600
>never post on fb
>go to trade meeting
>wear suit like everybody else
>new guy uploads selfie with me accidentally in it
>captions with big gains
>15 minutes later
>"Oh hey anon we haven't talked for so long let's go out"

>>4983969
>my bf
Show tits with timestamp or gtfo whore

>>4981342
have a very similar strategy anon

>be me
>19
>college freshman
>own my own website design/social media management business, among others
>recently bought picrel, a 2008 Porsche 987 S
>the last owner replaced the "cayman s" badge with the "PORSCHE" badge, so normies all think its a zillion dollar 911
>added 911 turbo spoiler
>larp in a 16.5k car

now for the fun part

>my dad's the in-house announcer for my local NHL team
>gets free club tickets to each game
>throw a set of those on your snap story, and you've got a date in 10 mins
>pull up in aforementioned 987 s
>"whoa anon how did you convince your parents to buy you a 'porsh'?"
>I didn't; I bought it
>wow I didn't know you're rich
>yeah, [then go with]: "ever heard of bitcoin?" or "I trade crypto" or something along those lines
>get vip treatment at game
>invite girl to upscale apartment after the game, which I rent for ridiculously cheap but is kept REALLY nice

this is guaranteed pussy

>>4983650
>Acquiring resources for her offspring
>Gold digger
There is zero difference here between the two.

Also you are not an old faggot
Gold diggers date and marry old faggots not lads in school.
She is just a woman doing what women do.
Think of it this way.
You innatly like the boobs like the skin like the ass of a tight lass right?
Well women are the same way
Just instead of tight lass they innately like lad who can provide.
If you hate women for being women then you got some shit to work out i can't help you with.
But what I think don't. You just got memed by cultural marxim about women and thier nature.
stop that shit
and fullfill your duty as a man to your race and make white babies.

I live in the bay area, and there is one sentence that gets them wet instantly: "I own bitcoin since 2015"

>>4984026
Do you live in Minnesota?

>>4984166
Tampa. In college in Tallahassee, though.

>>4983250
we all did anon we all did

>>4984184
Wow Op here. I live in Tampa and go to school here. And I'm 20 and a sophmore.

>>4984026
>>my dad's the in-house announcer for my local NHL team

can you post something in /hoc/?

>>4981342
Pump and dump

>>4984239
Did you go to high school down here?
academy girls fall for this every time js

>>4984284
the fuck is that? And what would you want me to post?

>>4982875
LOL check the bottle label

>>4984208
We are indeed oldfags. Sweet summer boys will never experience watching these two broads in their prime

>>4984396
on /sp/ it's the nhl general

you must have some lightning shit that's not available to the general public

>>4981411
Post of the year.

>>4981411
FB is also the BP. Although make sure there is a witness because this gold digger will cry rape and sue.

>>4981642
She looks like a mess. Are you sure she is a roastie or are you some kid who doesn't know what that means?

>>4983969
tits or gtfo.

>>>41727842

>>4981642
creampie her.
risk it.
breed her.

>>4984026
Sex is for making babies, anon. Stop wasting your seed.

>>4983400
most savage post today

Download blockfolio and make up Bitcoin transactions.

Take her to a decent dinner. Show her the chart and numbers quickly and act like you need to hide it in public. Go balls deep.

Continue like this for a few months, just telling her you can't cash out while you're accumulating wealth. Eventually zero out and tell her the market crashed.

>>4982403
pajeet

>>4984156
I am an old faggot, thats why i know gold diggers are bad news especially for someone profiting off of nerdcoins
White race is gone bro, its time for us to gain to lamboland
>t 5’6 manlet retired alone at 45

>>4981411
I actually laughed irl

>>4981342
Also red interior? wtf nigger

>>4981411
Dubs of truth

>>4984026
Thats way too much effort just get an escort

>>4981642
Yabai

Let's talk about how this kid got a fucking beamer as a gift. He was rich all along

>>4984879
Yeah. Fucking rich feg who don't got to worry bout jobs

My family is loaded, im not.
I was having a party at a really nice house we own, needless to say i was suddenly much more attractive to women

>>4981642
>shes white
who cares

>>4981642

Don't listen to these fucking autistic virgins OP.

Woman want to be provided for, men want comfy warm cock pockets. This is a fair exchange of goods for services. This has been the definitive trade partnership of mankind for millennia.
She wants some of your liquidity, you want her assets. Stop being a turbo autist "MGTOW" faggot and get some. Spend some that money on her and start fucking her. You might even enjoy it.

Just never, EVER reveal your true power level again. Be more vague about how much you have
>"Yeah I do alright"
>"Yeah works good, have enough to be comfy"

Never explicitly state how much money you have or what you earn. Now get on with it.

>>4982199
Have this from a /WG/ anon that recently invested into LTC

>>4985078
I mean i get it, but can you elaborate why we all have to conceal our power levels?

>>4985282
Because if you show too much, and tell them your full power level, theyll know when someone else has a higher power level and go for them

>>4981642
WOW WULD U LOOK AT THE BAZINGAS ON THAT ONE WOOOOOOW

>>4985282
Entitlement. When they know exactly how much you have, they know exactly how much you/they should be able to spend.

Woman fundamentally lack the ability to calculated or even perceive the notion of opportunity cost. They're one step up from the kids in the marshmallow test. The one where kids are offered the opportunity to eat one marshmallow now, or two if they wait 10 minutes (100% of the time they eat one straight away).
So if you have it, they're already spending it in their minds. They're nesters and only live to consume. In order for a relationship to work early, you can't let them know how much money you have. Once you have impregnated and housed them, then it's easier because they're that much more reliant.

Nice, i know a few dudes that have fucked those funbags.

>>4984026
So you fuxk her and give her nothing after or what

I figured gold diggers are more of long conners they dont grt pumped n dumped

just lead her on and let her think you're filthy rich.

She's nasty and will swallow seed and even give you a nice assrimming.

>>4985078
I'd rather die, im here for truth and love, not some evil facade that we both know exists but pretend to pretend we don't know

>>4985699
Truth and Love as you understand it are hollywood contracts designed to sell trash-rag recycled content to woman and dumbasses again and again for billions of dollars.

When Hollywood shows a sex scene where the chick farts cum when she gets up, or a dude pinching her thigh with his knee or him getting a cramp while bending the chick over, then I'll pay attention to their perceptions of relationships. Until then be assured it's 100% horseshit make-believe fantasy. No more attainable than a super-powers and interstellar travel.

>>4981411
fpbp

>>4982003
How do you larp as a type of personality

>>4985808
Love is real anon you just have to be a lucky person

Not everyone is made for love im not saying I will find it but im certainly not gonna play evil fames

>>4981757
Alin?

>>4982162
I can smell your curry

I WANT FUCK.

>>4981411
actually kekd
fpbp

>>4981411

>>4986017
That's nice, sweetie.

>>4981342
this woman is a legit 10/10. I sometimes dream of having a happy life with this, but I wonder how much happier it is in comparison with a 7/10 wife.

>>4981411
FPBP

>>4986121
FUCK YOUR MOTHER

>>4984026

You're like middle class Patrick Bateman

>>4983718
she's on her knees doing summin every sunday

>>4983191
>and DRUIDS guy to the left
He's also on her arm and the bottle.

>>4985282
>I want this $$$ bag
>wtf no thats too expensive
>but you have x amount

>>4981642
she looks like she takes black cock up the ass

>>4982626
Don't /thread yourself you newfag piece of shit

dont get caught bag holding OP

take profits and move on

>>4981411

>>4981342
Her being nice to you is exactly as the cryptobubble but without its longetivity.
Fuck her in the ass and pull out before it's too late

>>4981763
>>4981600
>>4981411
Or carry her bags forever

>>4981527
I don't think you understand the concept of 'Live Action'.

My advice? Get on Prime Signals Discord, https://discord.gg/5DjF5Nd double your portfolio then buy her as your slabe.

>>4982403
is this the sort of shit i have to do and say to bang a woman in india?

>>4981411
>Legendary post
>Dubs
Kek has blessed us with his presence.

>>4981642
>>4981342
#avoidwomenatallcost
#metoo

>>4981668
>Implying there are women who aren't gold diggers

>>4985078
>This is a fair exchange

>>4981411

>>4981411
>>4982222
>>4988688
>>4987866
>>4984488
>>4983977
>>4987722
>Kek has truly blessed this post, Anons!
Pump and Dump Roasties confirmed!

>>4981411
include me in the screencap

>>4983657
This. I'm not even mad, frankly.

>>4981411
the /biz/ way

>>4981342
Jizz in her pee pee and then right after tell her you are poor and that the car was from your mommy. You'll probably get accused of rape though.

>>4985078
>Just never, EVER reveal your true power level again. Be more vague about how much you have
>>"Yeah I do alright"
>>"Yeah works good, have enough to be comfy"
>
>Never explicitly state how much money you have or what you earn. Now get on with it.
OP already fucked this part up so he's unable to continue. By dropping the $200k number he's fucked himself.

>>4981411
>>4982222
>>4988688
>>4987866
>>4984488
>>4983977
>>4987722

I feel at one with the coin

>>4981642
Pump and dump make sure you use a stop loss

>>4983792
My gf hates hot showers whereas I love them. She always asks me to turn down the temp when we shower

>>4981642
Can you pls poison her and other degenerates like her? I'll pay you in Monero.

>>4983349
Anon she's trailer trash look at that goddamn nose and that unkept brown-blonde hair and that shit behaviour and personality.

She wouldn't be good as a parent, let alone spreading those awful genes.
OP is probably not any better. He probably goes to a shit college to even find these soulless creatures like him.
Does your illiterate generation really not care about the future?

My advice is mass suicide and poisoning the school.

>>4981411

absolutely israelite

>>4981642
She doesen't care to look authentic.

She'd fuck you over the first chance she'd get.

>>4981642
Ah, the "I'm a whore" photograph.

>>4983715
>be me
>go to bank
>teller is 9/10 qt
>really flirty, complements my accessories
funny thing was, I was only depositing a few hundred (to buy crypto, obviously), I'm just a chad.

>>4985078
Do you autistic rednecks of 4chan ever grow up and change your self-lying mentality?

You know what if you're incapable of being human then why don't you please grab your retarded friends and eat oleander roots or inhale carbon monoxide.

Leave this planet to us actual civilized humans with a future who don't waste every resource for nothing.

>>4981642
I matched with this bitch on tinder a year ago

>>4989388
>unkept brown-blonde hair
>Ow the edge

Roastie trying to fit in with the guys detected.

>>4989523
Hair strands with separated colors Brown/black+blonde look like shit.
Well excuse me princess for caring about my partner's looks so he doesn't look likes pig in a suit with downs syndrome or a dumb chimp hag in granny's tablecloth.
You autists have no class.

I always pointed out to girls how to dress human and taught them how to use make-up. And I'm a guy.
It makes me cringe whenever I see you idiots with those Bill Gates glasses and that emo zombie thick eyeliner , plus the shit use of lipstick and awful color choice.
Your generation doesn't know how to dress well, how to be subtle, what the hell did you parents teach you? or they tried forcing you to learn and you fags refused?

>>4981411
That actually makes sense, her value will drop when she hits 24 anyways

>>4981411
kek'd and check'd

>>4989523
>implying her hair isn't unkempt

Look at the bun off to the side. Either she is going for some le quirky Princess Leia shit and was too lazy to brush her hair properly and probably smells like cheese or she literally is so simpleminded she can't figure out basic hair symmetry.

People are attracted to status.

I have a very expensive suit that was gifted to me by a close friend, it's way out of my price range but I noticed when I wore it to a speed dating event people acted completely differently because they just assume so much more about you based on that.

They'd ask what my job was and since I didn't want to talk about it they'd say shit like lawyer, stockbroker, fashionista or even male prostitute and I'd get heaps of positive responses.

>>4981411
Fpbp like a shitcoin OP, like a shitcoin.

>>4984239
uninteresting story from a beta teen soyboy
wew lad

>be me
>father owns a construction business
>150k a year but live in South Florida so rarely see the money
>larp as a rich millionaire kid with expensive clothes and crap
>gold diggers don't go away and want the cash
>say no

all these women don't change. they only after the cash and not the person.

>>4990519
>All these women
Shut up. You advertise for shit, you get shit. You go to a shit place, you get shit.
You little victimizing manslut you're asking for it.
Just like 4chan.

>>4989388
You don't know what either of them are like and after clicking your id and looking at your posts you seem like a massive retard and your shits all retarded.

>>4981411
FPBP

>>4981342
That bottle ruined my day wtf

>>4981411
FPBP

>>4981411

>>4983926
Oh, leaf money

That doesn’t count

> Google pic for name
> get called out
> again

>>4981642
not asian

>>4981411
Thread n check

>>4981642
Fucking yikes. ABORT

I think she's a babe. Don't understand the haters.

Holy shit this thread.
How to mate, written by biz
I mean, you are correct, but it never works the way you describe it

>>4984019
Hes clearly gay

>>4981411
I love this board

>>4987823
Nah, just post on their fb profile pic telling them to show bob and vagene

>>4989279
kek'd

>>4981342
she sees a naive beta she can manipulate into buying her physically depreciating assets while keeping in her orbit but never fucking. it's all in your post.

>>4986626
Damn, if only you got digits for this post.

>>4981642

>>4981411
digits speak the future

'Disregard women, acquire currency' - Elon Musk

Speculate with us @ https://discord.gg/rKQPcQY

>>4981411
Kek has blessed this comment

>>4983349
No, she's consciously looking for societal validation. She thinks other girls have this and that, she wants it too. It's all about jealousy, fear, competition with other girls. You really think she gives two fucks about her offspring?

>>4981411
Shitcoin her.

>>4988129
I wish to be the bodyguard that body blocks against gigantic tits

>>4981342
Who's this chick?

>>4993807
abigail halliday

>>4981411

Holy dubs of truth

>>4981642
Heh that's Amber Blank

>>4981411
YOU SATOSH :D :D :D

I feel bad for anyone with as bad an opinion on women as you guys. Who hurt you?

>>4981342
Please just fuck her and then ignore here, obv golddigger and what a horrible fucking person to only care when there's $$$ involved.

>>4995631
Women, duh

>>4981411
Fpbp

Just dump enough money on a proper outfit and watch and you can fake it enough to do fine. Millionaires don't always have good taste in decor, food, etc. All you need are some decent clothes and ego.

>>4983715
>withdrawing cash to buy crypto
B-but why?

>>4995631
Anyone who can't see that the woman in OPs story is a predator is desperate for female attention and stupid.

>>4994398
Ah que johnny?

>>4992843
>Elon "Divorced the same woman twice and still paying alimony" Musk

>>4984184
>>4984239
Also a 20 year old from Tampa. Can we form a crypto gang?