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ARKK sisters :)

I am up 43% today.

Holy shit REV

>everything red premarket except gay sex

You get what you fucking deserve.

i am financially ruined

REV is a distraction from GME

For the anons i was talking to in the previous thread. The percentage is higher than yesterday. I think it was 72.8% or so. Lets do this bros

Why did biden ruin my portfolio? Why does he hate America? Intc down, mo down, bhsif way down. Fuck you biden

I’m fucking REVved up mothafuckas

>was a solid green day yesterday
>expected my mutual funds to have gained around 1~2% or so like usual
>took even longer than usual to update
>ended up only .55%
I knew something was odd about that looking at todays futures.

>>49892866
>Intc
Dumb nigger buying incel, a blatant value trap.

>>49892791
Ok guys at open I’m buying 5k worth of SQQQ. 5k worth of sds. What about 1k of rev? How’s my siga simps doin?

>>49892862
¿?

>>49892859
is that the baggie cope they are saying lol

>>49892890
Imagine being so stupid that you actually bought GME ever >>49892884

Oil bros, why does everyone hate us?

>>49892862
fuck it fomo back in here I come, over 8 now lol

why does CNBC have so many typos are grammatical errors?

>>49892898
>>49892884
Revlon you cretins

>>49892911
>frogs get slaughtered

it's only red cause we are anticipating some fed meeting right? the market is like an emotional woman that needs to be coddled constantly.

I found the shortsquizzle subreddit. Gonna be checking that shit weekly now.

>>49892929
Jerome Powell is talking to congress today i think but it’s something to do with him and his doomer mentality

Selling my REV here, up 100%. It's been fun REVbros.

>>49892900
They are jealous of the immense and constant never ending cash flow of oil money

finna fomo a few bucks into rev fr fr no cap on god

Markets will keep crashing all day, then tomorrow, the rest of the week and to next month.

the good news is I sold my oil into the rip yesterday, the bad news is I still own FCX this morning.

I'm in

>>49892884
Not sure if you're serious or not but I'll take the bait. 3.96m shares are in short positions that need to be closed still. 3.96m shares is 75.25% of the public shares. Thats a huge percentage that needs to be bought back. Make what you will of this info, its not my problem

>meme stocks of 2022 is gay sex and makeup products

cant make this up

>>49892936
they been hitting home runs my guy

>>49892991
But that doesn't mean it'll short squeeze, they'll just buy at market price from redditors selling.

We live in hell bros. The last good year was 2010-2011. Everything slowly and imperceptibly started to go to shit after that

oil bros, not like this

yay already up 5% lol

>>49893000
>>49892936
Rev was posted friday in premarket hours

>>49892999
Honk.

>>49893026
Yea after it was reposted from reddit. Nobody actually finds stuff here before reddit. Its all reddit reposts

>>49893043
gamestop

HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL DUMPWELL SPEAKS?

revbros i read that the SEC halted trade and is planning to revoke its loicense. whats gonna happen to all the baggies and shorts?

>>49893026
reddit fren, they did it with lgvn, ater, redbox and now revlon is hot

Woke up feeling exhausted and felt like my heart was going to beat so forcefully it explodes
Might die today bros

>>49893008
It doesn't mean it will, but it doesn't mean it can't, either. I like the volume and short interest, combined with pr that could drop about a buyout. I'd rather be in and lose a few bucks versus watching this shit 10x while im standing still

>oil crashing despite a global supply shortage
this is your sign right here, recession is in full swing

>>49893076
this, I hate that feeling. I did that with redbox. kept telling myself it was already too high.

i stopped following gme months ago but am wondering what happened with that reddititor (((financial analyst))) with insane amount of gme who refused to sell, did he eventually drop his bags on r/wsb or its still bagholding waiting for squeeze ?

>>49893144
He dropped his bags on them and dipped. Hasn't posted since his initial make it post during the squeeze. Kek

I'm wealthy and successful

>>49893180
>but is he 6' +
kek

>>49893199
Of course

>>49893011
>thought the mayans was shitposting about 2012
ngmi

Hey when some insider posts info at like 3am can you guys put it hidden in racist pictures so I can be a part of the free 40% pumps?

I don't have time to be monitoring these threads 24/7 like some of you autists do

>>49893011
This but feels like actually around 2013 was the last time things were good.

>>49893242
Acshully it was 2007

>>49892791

what will he say today

>>49893234
Insider-sempai posted a bear and said "you can't imagine how bad things are going to get" yesterday

uranium

Shalom goyim

It's over. I will never make money ever again.

>>49893291
You will own nothing. You will be reduced to nothing.

In the void, you will be happy.

I hope you're ready for another down 5% day anon

>>49893011
Use of propaganda against US citizens was legalized in 2012.

Just a funny coincidence.

>>49893331
No desertspeak, please
It'll encourage more and more until eventually these threads will be nothing but dunecoon runes

>>49893370
אױ װײ!

>>49893331
Why does every jew look like a bird from the front?

USDbros...

>>49893394
Yes, that's what I meant by dunecoon runes, thanks for spelling it out for the slow.

>>49893074
Lucky

>Office workers insists they know more than anyone else about their jobs and field work
>Office worker goes to field
>Ends up with a court subpoena from a job she did
>Won't tell anyone what the fuck she did, why she's getting subpoenaed to court
>Refuses to go do 'field work' now
>Still wants to tell us how to do our jobs
I would short the company at this point, but she seems to be doing the work for me.

>>49893425
What will it be called? Copebucks?

>>49893394
Every time I see these retarded symbols I short another 1000 shares of a random bank or publishing company

>>49893421
Less evolved

>>49893482
>Less evolved
>controls the whole planet
>In terms of neanderthal admixture, jews > asians > whites > spics > niggers, who are unique in having none or nearly none
Hmmmmm :thinking:

>>49893451
The stuff joblins put up with wow.

SIGA is the own isn't it bros?
I've been going to the /mpg/ threads, and to be honest it's making me worried.
The whole 'only gays get it' reminds me of when they first said that covid wasn't spreading person to person.

I would like a word please with the self assured faggot who said volume doesn’t matter

>>49893421
The real question is why do they all have one eye that's three quarters of an inch lower on their face than the other.

>>49893573
>volume
miss me with that nerd shit lol. lmao even. just buy gme and wait for the rocket up to the hecking moon

I have lost money by not buying the S&P 500 two years ago

>>49893623
Well you're going to have another chance soon.

>>49892791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrYZwuevnas

Wtf is a "recession fear"?

>short week
this is bullish right? this means it has fewer days to drop

>>49893675
It's when people fear a recession.

>>49893675
A Democrat Presidency

>>49893683
So something changed massively from yesterday at 4pm to yesterday at 8pm then till now?

Did you buy the dip yesterday?

>Revlon is going to be delisted

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220616005662/en/NYSE-to-Commence-Delisting-Proceedings-against-Revlon-Inc.-REV

kek

Ridin’ with Bobo

>>49893708
probably a bunch of longs were closed

>>49893736
you posted this yesterday fag


The NYSE will announce a suspension date and suspend trading at such time as i) the Company does not request a review by the Committee within 10 business days of this notice, ii) the Company determines that it does not intend to appeal, iii) the subsequent review of the Committee determines that the Company should be suspended, or iv) there are other material developments. After the suspension announcement, the NYSE would then apply to the Securities and Exchange Commission to delist the common stock.

Lol I told you it was gonna doomp today, HAHAHHAHAH GET FUCKED.

Anything good to short or just buy SQQQ?

>>49893717
I flipped a short dated SPY call yesterday for a quick profit. Shit was so cash.

what exactly did Biden mean with this talk about second pandemic
are they releasing the m*nkey pox globally or it's just another wave of c(vid?

>>49893458
Monkeybucks

>>49893809
Omicron.

Reminder that this oil futures dump is purely due to speculators bailing as the monthly contract rollover happens.

Oil will remain range bound between $100-120 until SPR release is done. Refinery margins remain incredibly high, guaranteeing strong demand for crude will continue.

>>49893809
There will be a next pandemic at some point in the future. Whether it's in a year, a decade or fifty years makes no difference to what he's saying.

Just sold all my REV

Oopsie poopsie

Oil bros...

>Sri Lanka's Economy has collapsed
https://news.sky.com/story/sri-lankas-pm-says-its-debt-laden-economy-has-collapsed-12638329
>Powell speaks today
>UK hits 9.1% Inflation
https://www.ft.com/content/663ac703-b923-40d1-8b4b-39fac00c8142

Where did all the mumus from yesterday go???

I have not had sex in almost 3 months. I feel like I'm going insane. I can't even look at porn, it just makes me sick. I need to get balls deep in some tight asian pussy asap
this is bearish btw

>>49893920
I’ve never had sex. I am 26.

Shorts are still going for rev. 43k more lmao are you ready revanons?

there is that webm that gets posted sometimes of that sleeping monkey and some dude flicks its balls

thats how I feel opening my portfolio this morning

>>49893793
Rude!

>wake up
>look at futures
>get on the floor
>do the dinosaur

SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are trash in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unrealistic. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list of charlatans goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or cheap, pajeets will continue to scam you with shitty manufacturing. The clamor for “fresh” silicon is based on one nationality, sex, religion, and creed: Chinese scammers. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: “Prease buy our shemiconductor”
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the most garbage companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar short returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with the death of hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al; Shitty tech companies with fucking garbage products people do not want, not real companies pushing ads and making bread. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in a bear market while mitigating margin risks in a bull market.
In the last 6 months, SOXS has exploded over 2x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed to implode until even viable spaces don’t want them rofl. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly annoying and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal Luddite revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for more pullback is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>49893931

What is the price target for REV my good sers?

It's over
Bobo fags have officially won

>>49892951
>>49893860
Selling them again? Sounds like bearish posts because you hope the price drops bro

>>49893938
>TFW never understood short squeezes.
Too risky 4 me.

>>49894002
It has strong resistance at 8 and has proven it can’t hold above that.

>>49893999
Checked

Looks like they're buying the 10yr because oil has finally fallen? i dunno

You call this a crash, bobo?

Canadian inflation soaring

>>49893970
It's "everybody walk the dinosaur"
Get it right fag

>>49894018
Im saying that your posts are FUD considering you said you sold your shares hours ago, then you repost that you've sold again. Congrats on your profits bro, but you sound like a bobo

Henlo?

**crack** Ahh, nothing like an ice cold beer. They call me the Warren Buble of beer. That's because I swing trade ABEV with my favela bros.

ENOUGH

>>49893909
Mumus cant read the writing on the walls on this one. This is a real issue that cant be waved away now. The covid issues got waved away by massive fed printing. The fed isnt going to do QE or lower rates now. There isnt anything coming to save them. A lot of governments wont survive through this period and a lot of people who keep DCA and doing the same thing as usual will get burned too.

>>49893884
>>49894027
Anyone worried about oil doesn’t need to worry if you’re invested in oil companies they’re extremely profitable at much lower oil prices.... People forget that after oil hit $130 after Putler invaded ukrainiwarts it fell back down into the 90’s before slowly steady rising back to $120.
t. Bobo that’s not invested in oil, who felt like I missed the pump in December and didn’t want to fomo in when it was over $110 earlier this year

>>49893999
We warned you.
The Aquarium Octopi have finally made their move.

Be honest /smg/, are you still bagholding SOXL?

I think im getting better at drawing the most wonderful lgl in the world

haven't been practicing but once a week

Anyways, have fun today lads!

>>49894135
As of today

>>49894135
Yes, but I'm female (male)

>>49894106
Seems like an overreaction by the bears to try and short oil back into the ground where they got it. Gas prices at the pump haven't even reacted yet even though it fell $12 for the crude? Gas prices at the pump went from 4>5$ in the span of 100-120 on crude in my area. At the pump its still 5$. Oversupply of crude, undersupply of distilled product?

REV IS AT 8 DOLLARS

>>49894036
We wont call the crash till we have bodies jumping out of windows, mumutard.

>>49894135
Against my better judgment I bought at 25 thinking it was gonna rip higher but immediately regretted it and sold it off before it got any worse. I'm still going to wait and actually buy and hold when it reaches 9 bucks or lower.

>>49893999
Spxs to 100 a share then!

>>49894154
>Oversupply of crude, undersupply of distilled product?
Now you're beginning to understand. There's not enough refinery capacity to supply the demand.

Crude demand deconstruction.

BEAR GANG

WHO ELSE HELD PUTS AND WATCHED THEM -100% TO 100%?

>>49894181
Daily 100 percent swings are part of a normal free market

>>49894106
>>49894154
Most operators are profiting at $40-50. This is all just cream on top for them.

>>49894154
It’s probably more of people taking profits and others selling their profitable energy holdings to offset their losses in other sectors that are massively down and they have to minimize their overall % down for their investors

NEW LOWS CRUDE

VOO -1.68% premarket

Hope you dummies didn't think the rally yesterday was real

>>49894228
is it under 110 yet?

>>49894250
It just broke $103

Redpill me on Tyson. What chicken stocks does smg own?

REV $8 resistance rejected VWAP crossed MACD turned negative

>>49894266
awesome, we might see under 100 by next week at this rate

Is this bullish?

>>49894013
>they said that friday
>they said that yesterday
>they are saying that today
see you 10+ friday fren

Consider this your final warning.
Q

>took me 6 months to realize on every green day in this fucked market i can simply buy inverse etf's and guarantee a return of +5-10% the following day

>>49894317
See you at 9.50 at 3pm rev frens

>>49894359
Fuck!

>>49894250
>>49894266
Buddy check out gold computer

USOIL

>>49894272
>>49893860
>>49892951
You really want back in lmao stay strong fudposter

Fuck Rev

>>49894415
Just be happy if you bought Friday you made 8x your investment.

looks like I just lost all money in my GUSH call

OPEN THE MARKET ALREADY I WANT THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF SEEING MY PUTS GO UP 75%

How red are we going to be today?

>>49894448
FUCK I LOVE GAMBLING

Someone post the march of dimes pic

>nasd-ACK -4% from its 200week moving average

>>49894452
yes

N

>>49894452
As red as your id, fren.

>>49894359
hell yeah!

You guys don't appreciate how fucked we are..

This is a walk in the park compared to how bad it's going to get in a few months.

>>49894467
Buying the 200 boomer average is a fucking meme. Got heemed buying SOXL thinking it would hold at 22.

>>49894443
This isn't over. Im not leaving money on the table. The short interest is too high and buyout rumor looms overhead. The profits are nice but the potential is huge. Just watch the ortex and sell when shorts start covering their asses, its not so difficult revbros

>>49894300
Bullish for riots ... uhh I mean "mostly peaceful protests"
>>49894452
Circuit breakers

How's my little wolfs of wallstreet huh? Bobo got your tongue? Has cash gang finally won?

I just finished a long bikeride in my neighborhood and my morning is going wonderfully!

You're going to have to give back some of those gains yesterday, mumu

>>49894329
Oil and gas crashing is the only thing that will turn Russia into an actual toilet, especially now that their economic reliance on those commodities is over 65% compared to ~45% pre-Ukraine. So let the battle of that shit begin, if US fails to convince the Saudis though then it will recover hard

>he bought the Bobo rally

When did SOXL split?

>>49894514
We all know you fucked up by buying UTZ at IPO. Stop pretending you aren’t bagholding you bunnytranny

>>49894409
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A DECOUPLATION

>>49894522
>some

Run.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>49893425
basketweaver bros, we cant stop winning

someone explain to this retard why adjustable rate mortgages are more in demand now?
is it because people bet on falling rates from here?

>>49894522
checking em fren
i sold Exom on tuesday and rolled it in to UVXY, hoping for a nice pump when we open

>>49894548
To be more serious, everyone is just waiting and positioning for Powell.

>>49894512
Was this a larp

>>49894582
no, it's some GME autist

>>49894566
because the alternative is being locked in at 7% or whatever until you refi years down the road. ARMs will do it automatically for you and the ones spouting this are permabulls that think they can afford payments of >3k/month

>>49894566
Yes, betting on rates drop before their arm is adjusted in 5-7-10 years and paying a lower rate now

>FXI premarket

>>49894587
>What’s the difference?

>>49894300

yes, the more stocks go down the higher the expected returns.

I wonder how much gas prices are going to lag behind the crude. if we can fall to 90 or so next month thats going to be a huge relief on gas

ATHA SHORTS WHERE WE AT OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49894620
How will that improve refinery capacity?

>>49894620
Gas futures are at mid May levels. They're cracking also.

CRUDE NOW CRACKING $102

>>49894576
What is he gonna talk about? if its out of the blue unscheduled conference he will fucking pump the markets

So oil is crashing because Biden is going to call for congress to enact a gas tax. That doesn't even mean his idea passed, he's just going to ask congress. What the hell is this dump

>The Japanese 10yr is +80% again

>>49894582
Obviously, this is happening on Wednesday, not Tuesday. That guy probably worked for Chase as well, not Citi.

Don't tell me you bought the pump?

I don't know what's going to happen. They're either going to flush it down at market-open to close the gap immediately while JP is speaking then do a u-turn or they'll continue selling off all day so SPY/QQQ retest last week's lows so stocks like AAPL/NVDA/TSLA close their gaps leading into Day 2 of JP.

Yo what the absolute fuck happened overnight? Seriously, futures gapping down like 2 fucking percent on NO NEWS? Because of a speech that hasn't even fucking happened yet? Fuck bears your shit doesn't even make sense. I'm not saying that 2020-2021 made sense either but goddamn

>>49894677

Why ist the eur pumping?

>>49894687
Because we pumped for no reason yesterday.

>>49894687
How come we have this same post every day for 6 months now

WTF IS GOING ON WITH REV HOLY SHIIIIIIT

>>49894443
>>49894437
Get fucked mates. Check the price of Rev smg bros. And look at the short interest

>>49894670
It's two days of testimony before the senate banking committee. Most of it is just senators giving speeches in the guise of questions, but everyone will be looking for any hints about staying tight or future easing (the long theorized Powell Pivot).

>>49894687
No News?
see >>49893909

>>49894711

>>49894687
>fuck over friday shorts
>fuck over tuesday longs
Sounds pretty based to me

>>49894687
UK nrs not looking good + 2 days of JPOW + Kaliningrad FUD

>>49894671
>gas tax suspension

>>49894699
>>49894701
Fuck you assholes you never have anything to say. "Pumped for no reason" seriously?? We've been shitting the bed since November 2021 on a lot of things, we are most certainly oversold all across the board. Everything moves in unison like a fucking shitcoin.

>>49894727
>Sri Lanka
Literally who?? Are you really fucking saying that the US economy should gap down 2% overnight because of fucking Sri Lanka?

How do i profit fromthis

>>49894769

Crude staying below $102 now. Just another average 10% daily trading range.

Hope everyone joined me. Feeling comfy!

>>49894769
Rookie numbers

Bloomberg says that people are trading levered bear ETFs more than levered bull ETFs for the first time since 2008.

Say it with me: B O T T O M S I G N A L

The REVolution is not advised.

Why is the Fed doing a talk at the opening bell. Are they trying to cause as much confusion and chaos as possible

>>49894768
>We've been shitting the bed since November 2021 on a lot of things
>CPI, even by their crooked math, is getting worse
>fed caught lying about QE and MBS, meaning they pumped the markets over the last 2 weeks while they dumped
>"pumped for no reason"
>seriously??

>>49894329
>$138
That was from the fake war pump, not from the actual reality with supply and demand.

if we close the gap today i'll buy in

>>49894769
Need to pump those numbers, those are rookie numbers

>>49894831
Are you not entertained?

>>49894768
>Literally who?? Are you really fucking saying that the US economy should gap down 2% overnight because of fucking Sri Lanka?
Anon...it's an entire fucking country collapsing. They're on the way to a default.

>>49894831
>>49894827
REV is the only safe stock today

Buddy look at futures computer

>>49894831
yes

>>49894831
Of course. If you haven't heard they're trying to "tighten financial conditions"

>>49894853
What is a REV? Shill me your bags

Ok I'm selling rev at open
I'm up 100% now and this can't go up forever
god damn

I hope the entire session is red today and they u-turn the market thursday

>>49894768
>22 Million people
>Literally who
>Ignores the UK inflation and Powell speech
You deserve your loses today and tomorrow.

>>49894768
>Fuck you assholes you never have anything to say.
He basically said the same thing you just said, lol.

>>49894877
Congrats on your gains bro. Don't look back in 3 days and regret it though

>>49894888
Checked. Mumutrannies will eat shit.

>>49894874
A short squeeze stock that pumped 6x-7x and keeps on giving

>>49894769
Mentally ill people become transgender, mentally ill people wants to kill themselves.. do bears shit in the woods? What I mean by this is that it's priced in, because it's too obvious..

>>49894687
Wildcard!

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/16/cosmetics-giant-revlon-files-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy-protection.html

i saw this shit on thursday
but ofc im not a degenerate and buy into a fucking bankrupt thot company in hopes that it gets picked up by redditards

Stop with the trans hate.

>>49894931
midwit detected

Why is US 10y down 5 percent? Are these crooked faggots really still buying?

>>49894914
There is a potential buyout from a billionaire pajeet. If this happens then shorts are getting absolutely nuked

Futes are bussin into open

>>49894937
It's just tough love. They say what they need to hear but they don't listen.

GAY SEX

>>49894768
Weird, its almost like a good portion of the investment world doesnt want to invest in a Biden future. Weird.

>>49894963
So if Trump formally declares he's running would the market pump?

>finally managed to hit +-0 again last week after months of being in the red, worst was - 14k
>phew well what do I buy now
>oh I know, some penny stock oil and gas company
>
>
>already back at - 5k

>>49894961
GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX

>>49894955
Okay, As soon as fags and trannies stop grooming kids

Housing market crash bros.... Its over, the government has solved the housing market.
https://guide.freddiemac.com/app/guide/bulletin/2022-11

Everything's healing going into the bell

>>49894977
should have bought SOXL today

Bros what the fuck happened to oil

>>49894437
>>49894937
Bobo is a tranny? I'm stricken with shock

>muh oil shortage
I thought Russia attacked Ukraine, not Saudi Arabia.

>biden proposes suspending taxes on oil
>would boost consumer demand since at the pump its now cheaper, yet oil companies make the same
>oil dumps on this news
clown world

>>49894971
Lets see how midterms goes first. :)

The opening bell is the most exciting moment of my days

gotta go mow the lawn

>>49894984

>>49894998
do not worry my bloody bastard bitch do NOT redeem the shares

>OH MY GOD THE SELLING PRESSURE IS SO HIGH AND RSI SAYS WE’RE OVERSOLD AND THERES LOTS OF BEARS
hey faggot cows, sit down for a second. You do realize 2019-2021 had record breaking call buying, leverage, bullish breadth, low volatility, and over valuation, right?

WTFWT

3 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

hope you have those anguses peppered

>>49894978
Based. There are those of us that know the importance of gay sex, and then there's everybody else.

>>49893331
>Lagarde reporting
Shalom

>>49894984
so... freddy mac is going to start buying houses like blackrock?

>>49895022
This crash is due to technicals. See >>49893852

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFuHUcQZwew
2 minutes left

>>49894984
Wow the government wants us all to own 2 homes, that’s really swell of them

>>49895026
Based

>>49895068

>gigapump right before the bell
too obvious

>>49895051
Kek.
Ask "grizzly bear chases pepe the frog"

>>49893852
>>49895075
I think it was JP Morgan who said they see crude hitting $130 this month alone.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>49895044
Too early. Watch and learn

>WTFWT

WTFWT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM_DOCfXdhU

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

buy buy buy

WTFWT

WTFWT

>>49895082
It hurts my unworthy soul to look at something that beautiful.

>>49895093
Beautiful and valid

>SPX jumping up and down retarded amount of points
Unironically what the fuck was that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SCARED

>>49895106
>09:30:00

WHAT THE F W T G

>>49895130
every time I feel this way I make myself do 10 pushups. I hate pushups, but as long as I hate myself more I'll keep doing them

GAY SEX

>>49895073
No, they are easing the lending requirements... making it easier to buy (and default) on buying houses
>>49895086
Very cool mr. government, looks like I won't need to eat bugs after all!

>>49895043
hangover to a 2 year helicopter money party

>>49895106
Incredibly based

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck is up with sp500 lmao

>oil dumps
>S&P pumps
wat

>>49895104
Don't put much weight into bank targets.

>reddit is bearish
>4channel is bearish
How do I profit from this?

Are we fucking REALLY fucking SERIOUSLY doing a fucking fake and gay pump AGAIN?

DIVE DIVE DIVE

>>49895182
>>49895182
>>49895182
>>49895182

In 2022 Jimmy Hart claimed that Honky Tonk Man has smashed 6 million guitars during his in ring career, but if we do the math, it just doesn't add up.
He started wrestling in 1977 and would have had to smash 200k guitars a year, every year, for 30 years straight - without missing a single day of work for a vacation, an injury, or tell that fake singer Jeff Jarrett "YOU COULDNT CARRY A TUNE IF IT HAD HANDELS ON IT".

It just doesn't make sense, and whats more, the number of guitars Jimmy claimed has changed over the years - first it was 1.5 million, then it was 3 million, now it's 6 million and some reports have recently said he's claiming 9 million! Somethings up with this.

Crab day. Calling it now.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

No opening dump on Rev. Its over bobros

GAY SEX IS GOING VERTICAL

>>49895179
SQQQ, Oil will have another run before dumping.
Your choice.

>>49895179
BUY BUY BUY

>>49892881
Buy on an up day with the MACD about to cross down.

>>49895156
Woah are you doing 10 pushups for each pepe post ?
I should do the same, that way i'll have enough energy for 1 thread a day, prolly won't even make it .

>Fuck it im gonna do it too
why the fuck did i get obese i can't even do 3 proper ones anymore fml.This is gonna suck !

damn gaysex bros are eatin good today

>>49894168
Blood in the Streets, then buy.

>>49892791
this is gonna be controversial still (won't be in 3-4 months) but jerome powell is legit one of the smartest people I have ever seen in washington. He has played every moment perfectly, and considering how hot the economy is they've "used their tools" really well and will probably be remembered for solving a huge supply chain crisis. This will be good for dems in november. I had hoped the GOP would have a more coherent message by now, but they are going to go into elections this year with egg on their face after telling everyone the Biden recession is inevitable and making them re-tool all their investments for no reason. The extent to which austrian economics guys have been jerked around and played for suckers is pretty impressive.

siga homophobes wagmi

>>49894329
The forceful push into electric death-trap cars requires expensive gasoline, otherwise everyone will keep their IC cars maintained and on the road. Buckle up Dorothy, because Freedom of Travel is going bye bye.

>>49894527
Ok this is bullish

>>49893943
I know that feel.

>>49895645
Intentionally doubles the worlds money supply in reaction to a media staged Plandemic.

“It’s transitory inflation.”

Forced to hike .75 bpts per. Hegelian Dialectic much? Create Problem, get a Reaction, provide a Solution which advances the Agenda; in this case the Great Reset aka fully digital money hosted on an implanted biometric chip. Aaron Russo: “Don’t behave like they want, they just turn off your chip.”

What the fuck do you people not understand about the Great Reset and the NWO? Carrying on like this is a normal market correction and political as usual fake two party bullshit. Wake the fuck up! The End won’t be for Everyone.

>>49895645
Democrats can not afford to have a Recession on their watch.
In a way i'd argue that the economic recession already sort of happened when they forced us and the economy in lockdown.
printing 50% of money in just 2 years means that our money vallue plummeted by 50%

they cleverly spread it out with "just 10%" inflation" over x year they can blame on putin's war and oil/energy pricehike.

>The truth is of course THEY PRINTED 50% OF MONEYSUPPLY DURING COVID DING DING DING!"
The FED and ECB both devalued our currencies.
No matter how they cleverly twist it, and shift blame.
If you have a 100$ bill in your hand that piece of paper really is 50$ worth.
It's just the way it is because prices for stuff will double the coming years.

We got robbed because of covid and i'm not changing my mind on that notion.
Each time they find an ecuse to make money printer go brrr, is a loss situation for us.

>>49892791
>he still hasn't bought SIGA despite the next global pandemic forming up in an obvious way

>>49896177
I was actually going to post hegel in this thread because your antithesis is this:
>>49895624
>something something 1600, freemasons and nazis
>>49895775
>cell phones will give you cancer
these are the real underpinnings of what you are saying, at the end of the day you took the bait, you believed the people holding all the money who told you that we need stronger and better money. You live in a fantasy world its just a matter of how soon reality comes to break it apart

>>49896177
You said it smarter than i did , the result is the same great reset by organized devaluation of money.

Yeah turns out those wef recruited politicians are doing a good job, at building back better.
By destroying what we had.

>>49896177
in order for the dialectic to work you have to not reduce the entire economy to dummy pseud shit where thing A always has the inverse of A reaction