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>>49838147
Not reading this novel

>>49838156
more like a novella

Mind the gap

Live in the woods and make explosives

Push a nigger on the tracks while yelling ''worldstarrrrr''

>>49838147

>>49838198
>>49838233

Own Nothing
Be Happy

Do a 360 and have a cheeky month off before quitting

>>49838147
>proper bants
>second family
>The little things we love
I just felt really quite depressed all of a sudden and I WFH. Not coz I miss that kinda thing but because so many still suffer.

>>49838662
> so many still suffer

>>49838147
I hate every single thing on this list. Every single one.

>>49838147
I was in two minds about buying the BTC dip then i realised i hate my life and i need to escape. Thanks for pushing me to buy.

>>49838280
Lemmingbros... how do we escape

>>49838147
It's written as if the office is supposed to be a good thing and not a soul-destroying environment you bear and sacrifice years of your life to only because you would literally starve if you didn't.
>>49838662
>proper bants
They must have meant internally grimacing while faking a smile and polite laughter at whatever inane and/or malicious comment was made by an idiot manager or co-worker.
>second family
Just no.
>The little things we love
Going home?

>>49838147
just reminds of that period in my life where I wanted to die and every day was hell.
Now that I work from home I don't have to endure the things on this list and I am happy.

>>49838280
Good pamphlet. I'd advise tidying it up and making the thesis more obvious.

1. Reduce wordiness throughout.
2. Remove the top comic entirely.
3. Remove red intro card.
4. Use The Lemming into with something more obvious.

"Mass Movements Do Not Work: How to Enact Change"

>>49838147
this is everything I hate and despise about the normie office life, and why I ditched a corporate position to go live in the middle of nowhere.
I'd rathereat poatoes and lard for every meal of the rest of my life than to let myself be emasculated like that ever again.
>oooh a crinkled shirt
>belt doesn't match shoes
>don't speak or jaugh too loud
>how can I best convey what I mean without actually saying it
office life litteral neutering, every behaviour and social norm is feminine, nothing ever made me feel so much like a fag that doing what was expected to fit in. And that'snot all of it, because once you fit in, you have after work drinks, and dinners BBQ with colleagues, so the faggotry spills over on your private time, as if office hours wen't already draining enough out of you.
I'd rather end up in a carvan than ever return to city-office-life

>>49839298
based

>>49838280
>top of image is farting cat
fuck off brapnigger

>>49838844
Same reason I bought too Anon, I want out of this rat race

>>49838147
>See it
>Say it
>Sorted

>>49838280
wtf is this schizo babble

>>49838147
stock up in erythritol and nitrate salts.

>Seeing your second family.
I've talked to so many wagies about this one, none of them buy it. It only serves to piss them off. Which is, of course, the intention.
Why are YOU so surprised at The Man taunting His cattle? This has been ongoing since the 60's.

>wagelord made us salute the raising of the pride flag on June 1st

At least I got Juneteenth off..

>>49841147
are you joking?...

>>49838280
Not reading your lefty meme
> I’ma heckin basederino natsoc
Yeah, a national SOCIALIST, you’ll be in line for helicopter rides after the commies have had their turn

Hearing an alarm. Putting on boots. Carrying a rifle. Camp guards. Gunpowder filled air. Take a life. Seeing your second family die. Watchtower conversations. Proper bants. The Commandant’s jokes. Munitions plants. Officer Goebbels. Those weird Hungarians. Face-to-face executions. Not having to make lunch. Sieg Heiling. Double Sieg Heiling. Accidentally exterminating all. Hearing buzzsaws. Leaving early for a cheeky afternoon in Moscow.

Disinfect the human race all throughout the day so we can build civilisation again tomorrow.

>>49841246
>anclaps thinking they'll get to do anything besides digging their own graves

I fucking hate my job but I need experience.
I’m coming up on a year of experience; do you guys think it’s enough for me to quit and get a WFH job doing basically the same shit?

>>49841431
No. At least 2 years, and you need a gold star.

>proper bants
Cringe af

>>49841439
>need 2 years
God fucking damnit.

Many of those things are awful. This is why I'm not going back to the office even if they try to entice me with lunch.
>Anon, we missed you at the pot-luck lunch last week, there was pizza you know...
Sorry, not putting on pants and driving 40 minutes for free lunch.

>>49838147
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49838662
There are no proper bants in most current year offices. Need to be on a construction site for that nowadays.

>>49838147
TLDR and DRNS

i do not know how i'm gonna get out of going back to the office. I don' think my boss cares but HR and the CEO are making a big deal about it now that they're gonna remove the vax mandate soon and all the vax cattle have been back for months. They got on a corporate call to bitch about culture.

I'm not sure if I should go through the official process or just pull my boss aside and say "come on, do you really need me back in? I won't say shit if you don't"

>>49838280
>>49839108

Good edits. Also, in panel 5, where the text says: "the System, it's laws and standards", this should be "the System's laws and standards". Carry that fire, anon.

>>49841356
I may dig my own grave, but at least you'll be put up against the wall first you faggot