/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49675353
Weren't most of their crypto holdings on Celsius?

>>49675353
Ohhh, so they want regulation now??????

>>49675353
the scammers are scamming with leverage (legal system)
DESPERATE

>>49675353
How can they sue? Celsius didn’t rugpull yet did they? Also if they did don’t they have themselves covered in the fine print that holding funds with them is a risk and they are not responsible for your losses in case of rugpull?

>>49675353
Isn't bitboy a known scammer that shills scams all the time?

>>49675382
>>49675430

>>49675430
You don't need regulations to sue somebody. Illegal acts don't suddenly become legal because you do them on the blockchain.

Let them fight and further lose all their customers/users, centralization is dying regardless of what they do at this point.

Truth > Trust.

>>49675501
If they went on CNBC and lied about there being no risk like all the other crypto fraudsters then it's an open and shut case, you can't tell people lies to make them invest.

>>49675353
>babbys first rugpull
why do people get so butthurt when they get played? you made a fucking stupid investment. everyone else knew it but you. that's on you cunt.

>>49675593
absolutely. you just can't make this shit up

>>49675637
whats the "ilegal act" if you put your magic unregulated internet money on a magic internet unregulated BANK

>>49675382
hahaha fuck that fat faggot. hope he lost it all

>>49675353
BITBOY KEKW

>>49675923
They stopped withdrawals and updated their teams at the same time

>>49676025
Terms*

lol

>>49676025
And what law did those actions specifically break?

>>49675353
kek, NO REFUNDS

>>49675430
kekekekekekekekek

kek

KEK

kek

>>49676074
It's a form of fraud

>>49675637
If there's a law regulating certain contracts, then it's a form of regulation.

>>49675353
please tell me that this fat fuck lost everything in celsius

>>49676025
read again timmy you are almost there, put focus on the word unregulated, your english lessons are going well!

>>49676062
How much do you think her dignity was worth? I don't know how much they charge for amateur porn actresses. Maybe a cool $1000?

Isn't this the same bitch that kept shilling rugpulls? lmao I want to kick bitboy's head clean off his shoulders so badly. homie named bitboy. I'm going with bitDAO instead. Get real

>>49676062
No way this is real

>>49676111
According to which law?

>>49675774
So what is Celsius going to do? Do what QuadrigaCX did and fake their death and leave to south east Asia

>>49676272
what part of "all women are whores" don't you understand

>>49675353
>crypto is safe to invest in because it's not regulated
>also, "save us US government"

>>49676302
Sorry I don't spend my time on /r9k/

Take them to kleros court.

>>49675353

Wasn't this fat fuck shilling XRP? I hope he losesit all kek

>>49676375
neither do I

>>49676375
Good, modern /r9k/ is garbage but all women are still whores doe.

>>49676375
Don’t spend it with any women either.

>>49676272
>349

>>49676062
>>49676272
Yes it is real.
https://twitter.com/SpawnBearBaron/status/1531027475878359040

>>49676062

>>49675353
I have very very little empathy for bitboy

>>49676423
Hahaha thanks anon that made my morning kekek. Holy shit I miss those good old days. Who here /comfy/ watching the market crash and burn cause they cVaulted up?

The coke head needed this.

>>49676724
>pic

>>49675662
Chainlink is literally centralized kyc oracles. Non kyc users can't get Oracle jobs.

here is a protip. you can't sue a company that goes bankrupt and closes. thats why llc's exist. they're expendable

these retards who had millions on celsius will never get it back. their only recourse will most likely be minecraft

>>49676159
who is this chick even? And where can I see porn of her?

t.coomerboomer

>bitboy
I hope he loses everything.
There's a certain kind of satisfaction when a scammer gets outscammed

link to full video?

>>49675353
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO UNREGULATED THINGS IN AN UNREGULATED MARKET!! PLEASE SAVE ME GOVERNMENT!!

>>49676062
"back office"

>>49677675
The not so lesbian Jodie Foster

>>49677835
lol I was thinking she looked like Jodie Foster, I'm dumb

>>49675637
>>49676156
The point is that you don't need "crypto regulation." Because the things people cry about are already illegal. You don't get to tell someone
>I'll keep your shiny beads safe but I will give them back to you if you need them
and then keep the shiny beads because
>there is no regulation of shiny beads!
People calling for "crypto regulation" thinking that it will stop ponzis, frauds and rugpulls are fucking retarded. They are already illegal. It doesn't matter if its dollars, crypto or shiny glass beads.

>>49677713
it's so boring nobody bothered to archive it or save the link
she looks just like every other dumb whore in a porno doing all the same lame things

we unfortunately don't get to see her get shit on

>>49675353
Lmao Peter Schiff predicted this.

>>49675430
KEEEEEEEEK

>>49676724
LMAO

It's in the terms of service of Celsius that you literally can't sue them and they can freeze your assets any time and there is fuck all you can do about it. Welcome to crypto. Enjoy the ride and thanks for playing.

>>49675353
>scammers when they scam
Shouldn’t have invested more than you could afford ohoho
>scammers when they get scammed
NOOOO HOW DARE YOU , REGULATIONS NOWWW REEEEE

My life, this board, the state of crypto etc have simultaneously coalesced into an on-the-nose enactment of Poe's law. Every statement that has been made or will be made about this event will fall into 1 of 2 categories:
>a) being of a mocking nature
>b) be genuine albeit replied to in a mocking nature
I lose interest in this and other such inconsequential questions

>>49678422
yeah, they're already illegal, and yet the scammers still get away with doing it. really makes you think...

>>49675774
Changing the TOS at a whim and burying new excuses to fuck you over needs to be regulated. Put that shit on the homepage above the fold. We will keep all your investments when we fuck up and there is nothing you can do about it.

kek i remember i wanted to get into celsius, and watched the interview, realised very quickly (((mashinsky))) was a jew, and even though he sounded alright, i decided not to get into celsius for one reason alone: JEW as the leader and shotcaller.
today, I am glad I didn't.

>>49675353
Kek, does anyone think those niggers are going to get what they deserve...
Also didn’t link have a lot of their money stored there?

What retard uses celsius anyways that shit was always spammed in 2021 by pajeets with there referral links cringe asf “staking” not mention the whore who works there.

>>49675430
Based.

>>49677779
Damn kek

>>49675430
THE BOTTOM IS ALMOST IN!
All we need are a few more suicides since Luna doesn't really count

>>49676074
>>49676111
>>49676273
There doesn't need to be a specific law. Stealing is illegal. If you cannot get your stuff back, you have been robbed. You can bring up a lawsuit but only after some lawyering and maybe a trial the courts will determine whether you are right or wrong.

>>49675353
They are so desperate to get their money back, what a shame. I don't trust Celsius really from the start where the community is a bit sketchy, unlike with Equilibrium, they won the 12th spot of parachain auctions through crowdloans.

>>49675353

>>49675353
bitboy is so outrageously cringe that I have to think he is controlled opposition being paid big bucks by IMF or something
I imagine men in black knocking on his door and they hand him his orders for the week, he responds the same way every time “bitcoin bros to the moon! and closes the door in their face

>>49676062
bitcoin is going to zero..she can always become a prostitute again.

>>49680152
>yet the scammers still get away with doing it.
Except when they don't. Terraluna is under investigation. No need for special regulations. There are other examples too. Just because the system chooses to not enforce the law it doesn't mean the law doesn't exist. For example: stealing is illegal, but in California the local government decided to not prosecute theft under $1000. This was an executive decision, the acts are still against the law. You don't need new laws, you just need the executive willingness to enforce them.

>>49675593
I should sue him for telling people aave would reach 7k last year, btc 326k. This guy is the face of normies losing money lol

>>49680345
200iq play

>>49680152
How young are you that you don't understand how the feds work. They wait to gather info before bringing up a slam dunk case and wiping people out. Especially when it comes to new ways to commit crimes. They're not going to go after Rakesh stealing 2 million, but that doesn't mean they aren't monitoring the big fish.

>>49675353
GOOD

FUCK YOU BITBOY

>>49675353
>Permissionless

>>49677675
she's a dyke

>>49675501
Just because that shit is in the contract doesn’t mean it’s legally enforceable. You can’t just say “lol we can take your money any time for any reason” and have that shit fly in the US.
>t. have lawfag gf and helped her study for every class including contracts

>>49676273
Wire fraud 18 US Code § 1343

>>49675353
Fuckers really want to sue the project they knew they will rug anyways, for what, to get cheap clouts? Kek. These influencers are the worst, and no doubt micro influencers are really much effective according to some article by KOLnet recently.

>>49675353
buy signal

>>49676062
anyone got the link to her porno?

>>49684071
MASSIVE fucking by signal holy shit. has peter schiff tweeted yet?

>>49675353
Getting rug pulled by those scammer niggas are their worst fate, they should accept it because they trusted them without even researching. If they only knew Honeyland in the first place and bought some of the eggs, they probably just chillin on their hotels rn.

>like a mofo

>>49682016
This is unironically how almost every case of anything should be handled.
We need about five laws and then cases are brought in front of a jury.
>don't steal
>don't fraud
>don't kill
>don't damage others' property
That's it. Then you file a complaint and it's heard.
All these laws make it impossible to get actual justice.
No jails.
Just restitution. If you refuse to reimburse the person to the tune judged by your peers, then jail and only in that circumstance.

Nowadays no matter what happens, you just pay higher taxes to jail the guy and never get anything to make you whole.
Biggest scam system ever.

>>49675353
Bag hodlers seething.

>>49675637
It's weird that this is a big shock to /biz/.

>>49683667
>>49680152
This implies rakesh stole 2 million. Indians generally rugpull for as little as 2k. They're not the brightest scammers in the field.

>>49677835
John Hinckley is finally free.

>>49683382
>This guy is the face of normies losing money lol
He really is. I know a guy who just got into crypto last year during the bull and joined bitboy’s paid group “New Money Gang”. He tells me he is in a gang (like he is proud of being a gangster unironically). It’s the same guy who asked me how to buy “Coinbase stocks” last year. During the bull he kept calling me to give me advice like “Litecoin is the new Bitcoin with better tech” and “XRP is the future” I blocked his number and cut ties with him because he got too annoying.

>>49686382
You tell people to DYOR but then they do and you realize they were fucked either way.

>>49675662

>>49675662
>centralization is dying
>ref chainlink

Enjoy your bags.

>>49683897
You can if you are a zionist sanctioned corporation. Paypal stole 260k from me like it was nothing(was running a webshop).

>>49676272
https://www.bitporno.com/e/GQY8Y6I9FJ
real af no cap frfr

>>49684458
Yep.

>>49687075
Yeah maybe you personally don’t have the resources for expensive litigation but I guarantee at least one person caught up in Celsius does.

>>49687189
Why such a shitty link bro wtf?

>>49686456
Their mark to market fuckery with their shitcoin doesn't help make informed decisions. Then again the whole not your keys thing...I can see how someone would want it to be true, one sees everyone else making making easy money, it clouds judgement.

>>49678422
Ah yes, this explains why there are as many scams and frauds and as frequently among real banks as there are among crypto banks and exchanges.

>>49685647
Jails I think should mostly be replaced with corporal punishment and community service. If you vandalized something 5 lashes a month plus 10 hours of community service for 3 months will teach you a lesson and cost the state less than imprisoning you for some time.

>>49688408
Because crypto is the shiny new thing and retards don't know how it works and think free money. Exact same kind of retards that fell for the original ponzi schemes that triggered that legislation in the first place.
Any new regulation is just going to be mass surveillance for tax purposes, bans of crypto they can't control like monero, and market manipulation in favor of institutional investors like they do with stocks.

is that the dude who made coinbase

>>49675353
>class action
>attorneys get millions
enjoy your $1 airdrop LMAO

>>49688689
No, that's Brian Armstrong, who is also Lex Luther

>>49676874
>kleros
>good old days
Jesus christ lurk moar

>>49676062
Forbes kek

>>49675353
Let me get it straight they had locked out staking positions and they didn’t take a loan to hedge against this shit on a levrage?
Especially after Luna fiasco?

>>49676062
This is a disgusting thread desu

Imagine thinking past sex workers aren't eligible for other non-sex jobs

Also sharing the link as 'proof' is in bad taste

This is not news either, which goes to show you how bored CT is with all the pitchforks

Leave the poor lady alone

>>49689357
Go back faggot

>>49689357
stopped reading at "sex workers"

While I actually broadly agree, how do you provide restitution for non-theft crimes other than execution and jail-by-another-name?

>>49689357
Obvious bait is obvious.