/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49669218
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (Last ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
Tuesday RRP: 2,223.857B (ATH), 97P = 22.926B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

WAGMI

Aaaaaiiieeeeooooooo

How many base points today? Dubs decide.

75.

GME is unshakeable. As the market dies, GME crabs. They can't push it down much more these days.

>>49669277
There seems to be a mistake that's not 125...

I have a 20,000 line of credit.

Now that the stock market is crashing would it be a good idea to use 10,000 of it to buy into some dividend stocks then just pay off the line of credit instead of saving and buying stocks?
I want to keep the other 10,000 just in case of an emergency

>apple pie and ice cream
>4th of July
>pushing the goalposts
RC JUST MOON THIS STOCK FUCK REEEEEEE

>>49669231
>>49669235
AAAHHHHH

it is today, bros.

>>49669231
>>49669235
Who holds the NFT? Only way to be sure on Yil count.

Today is today.

>>49669332
Holy shit you found Kenny's secret stash

bros I had a dream where we MOASS today
what does it mean?

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

Crash theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xetSFt4BuFw

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>49669218
Thanks for baking! WAGMI

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>wake up
>gotta fart
>it's a big one
>let it rip
>shart my shorts
GUYS I THINK ITS TODAY

>>49669433
>∞
Checked

>>49669438
tyfys

>>49669438
based

kek chinkies

>I like the stock

>>49669466
checked
it's today

>>49669438
The prophecy is coming to pass, was it at 4am? 4am Anywhere can work.

Is it true Ken Griffin is a financial terrorist, child molester, and domestic abuser?

>>49669326
0oOo0oOo0oOo0oOo0oOo

>>49669332
What kind of actual pig would you need to be to eat from a bucket willingly. You’re like one of those fat fucks ordering buckets of fried chicken.

>>49669406
Hey fren I hope you have a really good day today. WAGMI

Wen FED rate announcement?

>>49669560
Kenneth Griffin is indeed a pedophile. This is a fact.

>>49669528
I mean... I guess it was 4am in Alaska at the time?

>>49669583
I believe it's 2PM EST

Can this moon already? I need some new bedsheets.

>>49669577
Checked WAGMI

>>49669606
Can someone explain what a 200 bp hike would mean?

>>49669570
Now picture that bucket as American investment or retirement money locked up in the market. All sealed up and ready for some hedgie eating like a hog at the trough. Hedgies are truly disgusting greedy gluttons.

>>49669570
the kind of pig that works at a restaurant
idiot

>>49669604
MOASS Wednesday it is.

>>49669252
WAGMI.

>>49669629
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
>Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
>>Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA, AND VERIFICATION WILL NOT EVEN BE POSSIBLE LET ALONE REQUIRED!

bros...we go back into the office in august. we will start on a friday in august. an ALL DAY FUCKING event at a brewery.
>it's mandatory
>i dont like alcohol
>i dont like my coworkers
i've been applying to every remote job i can find on indeed. i hope to christ this happens before then i cant fucking stand this cage.

>Cohen, we can defeat the reapers
>You just have to let me hold all the money
>For humanity
>Don't hang up...!"
>That fucker hung up on me again
>That cocky motherfucker
>I'm boned but this kid.....
>I'mma get me that fucking kid
>If only anyone knew anything about him

Fed rate already priced in

Never crashing

>>49669585
remember him standing next to his wife at a elite people dinner event
his wife's earrings had the universal symbol for children sex trafficking....
its never a fucking coincidence, everyone up at the top of the chain is involved in ritualistic child sacrifices, how the fuck do you think they get to keep their wealth and live like lavish fucks, they make deals with extra dimensional beings, the same ones you meet on DMT and think are all cute and shit.... yeah they're not, they all wish to do us harm and make deals with a few selected of us

unfortunately you have a limited amount of time in your current carnal vessel to figure out the truths about everything around you, and chances are you won't and you'll just end up expiring and reincarnating again and again
did you really think we were just a little clump of cells with no meaning whatsoever?

>>49669737
i blame ken for the dog shit ending of the third game

>>49669733
Easy, tell management you are a recovering alcoholic and being forced to spend a day in a brewery would be emotionally distressing.

>49669772
>priced in
that's a myth

>>49669438
as good an indicator as anything

>>49669817
>myth

You mean MOASS?

>>49669804
That's actually a great idea

>>49669568
>0oOo0oOo0oOo0oOo0oOo

Anyone else just feel that? Idk what the fuck that was bros but I think it might actually be happening today

>>49669315
No we are nowhere near the bottom just wait till september at least

>>49669787
Reincarnation is dimwit cope.

>>49669733
>>49669804
>>49669855
it would work if i didn't already go to a happy hour with them a few months ago. you see im a /fit/ autist. i know how to fake it but it literally kills me inside. i prefer smaller social gatherings like cookouts.

guys im a poorfag and only have 8 shares, idk if i'm gonna be able to resist selling some off if it hits 500-1k. What are the chances that they do a temporary pump and it shoots right back down again? Should I risk selling a few when it rises to try and slurp a big dip and hold more shares for moass?

>>49669737
ima save this, he looks the part

>>49669939
I think it'll still work. Just say that you are an alcoholic and you have decided that you want to quit drinking now and going to a brewery wouldn't be a good idea.

>>49669954
>idk if i'm gonna be able to resist selling some off if it hits 500-1k.
Not my problem. You do you. Just remember swingies get the rope.

>>49669939
just sack up and say you're not interested in going to a brewery for a day and if they want to fire you let em

>>49669277
50 bps just like the fed said. All the (((rumors))) of anything else is just manipulation to kick the can.

>>49669954
Selling at 500-1k ngmi

To whom this may concern in the /GME/ general thread (Four Chan),

It has recently come to my attention that, despite several assurances from members of your board that GME stock was guaranteed to split ten days after the Annual Shareholders Meeting, this event has failed to take place. Since your board gave sincere promises that not only would this split occur, but that it would certainly lead to a MOASS style event, I am concerned that this information appears to have been untrue.

Furthermore, upon initial contact with several members of your board to query this, I was now told that this was "never the plan", that "Ryan Cohen knows what he is doing bro", and to "Cope and Sneed".

This kind of hostility is uncalled for and utterly unprofessional on a board that supposedly prides itself on its devotion to business matters.

I am now writing to you to enquire as to why you believe that Ryan Cohen did not initiate a stock split that would have started a MOASS - and how you can credibly believe that such as MOASS is likely to now occur when we have a clear example of Ryan Cohen passing on the chance to activate it.

I look forward to your reply soon, and hope we can return to more cordial forms of dialogue in the near future.

Yours sincerely,

A Concerned Shareholder

>>49669939
That was you relapsing and you have been struggling with that day ever since.
>>49669874
I've been feeling something all week but thought it was the coof.

>>49669772
>Fed rate already priced in
The continuing crash of all the markets right now, proves that every retard that has repeated this suffers from severe brain damage and should be old yeller'd in minecraft.

>>49669999
witnessed

>>49670001
yo nice shrimp

>>49669969
>>49669733
i might try it then. ty fren.
>>49669999
>they want to fire you let em
normally i would but i have everything in gme. im not struggling, but i cannot afford to quit or get fired.

>>49669908
reincarnation is the harvesting tool being used to recycle you infinitely in this purgatory, which is one of many
a closed mind like that shows you're a very young soul on this realm of existence and it might take you a lot more reincarnations to start seeking the truth
tip: leave reddit

>>49670002
not all of it just 2 to slurp if it dips back down to current prices
but whatever fine then fags fuck it i won't but this shit better hit telephone numbers if i only have 8

>>49670001
>>49670053
Based and anomalocaris-pilled

>>49669787
Based af

I'm glad there are holders like us. Maybe we're not so fucked after all lmao

>>49669999
Checked!! Look at those digits. My god!

>>49670110
If it breaks $200 it's not going back down till after moass. I feel your pain fren I am a poor fag too

>>49669787
>the same ones you meet on DMT and think are all cute and shit.... yeah they're not, they all wish to do us harm and make deals with a few selected of us
They don't necessarily want to do us harm, but they are manipulative. Make sure you have interesting experiences to "trade"

>>49669954
When it's coming down, it's got a minimum it can go to.
However any time the stock price goes up, it has the possibility of breaking one of the hedge funds holding it down, and going vertical. In the financial sector this is known as being "PP" or "potentially parabolic.
However GameStop is unusual in that so many people are just holding shares directly, purchased with cash, no leverage at all. This removes a lot of the braking mechanisms that market makers have to prevent a PP event, making a normal price increase much more likely to trigger parabolic movement on the charts. This is called being "aggressively potentially parabolic" or "PP+".
If you want to sacrifice a commodity that is currently rated PPPlus for a mere thousand dollars that's up to you, but you wouldn't see me tapping out that early.

Any news yet?

>>49670099
Ironic because repacked new age teachings are the most reddit thing I can imagine, you aging alcoholic.

>>49669954
Worst of being poor is deliberately choosing to stay poor.

>>49670203
all quiet

>>49670242
Even shills are quiet. Not even a kek baggies

I kinda wanna make it before the end of summer, wouldn't that be nice?

>>49670184
>>49670198
thanks frens i will hold i guess. just wish i had time to buy more. but hopefully even with meme inflation and whatever else moass brings it'll be enough to be life changing.

>>49670242
Damnit. Back to waiting I suppose.

>>49670282
They are currently renegotiating their pay after it was recently devalued to fuck.

We WAGMI-ing today?

>>49670215
you really think the teaching of a book that's been censored and rewritten dozens of times throughout history is any accurate?
the vatican doesn't even want to show you the REAL sealed documents about the history of earth and humanity but yet you think muh bible is accurate
poor naive soul

>>49669733
Schedule a dental appointment, save proof if needed, then call and cancel. Or actually go, just don't be forced to hang out in a brewery all day, that doesn't sound like work. Sounds like torture sugar coated as "team building".

>>49669803
>>49669962
This seems a theme

The decreasing borrow rate and the increasing available shares to borrow is indicative of entities that used to need those shares not needing them anymore.

>>49670335
your time will come, king

>>49670443
>sugar coated as "team building".
it is team building. it's cheaper to spend the money on team building to give people a false sense of being "part of a family" and guilt them into sticking around than to be competitive and pay them more. i am so sick of this rat race bullshit. if this doesn't pop off this year im just going to get back into programming and be a code monkey.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49669315
Buy $20,000 of GME shares you coward

70k to drop it $2, really makes you think.

>>49670442
God doesn't live in a book.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

BTC seems like a lot of people want it to stay above $20k. Below that is probably a free fall.

>>49670612
inshallah

I just bought 2 more shares

>>49669231
>>49669235
duality of yil

>>49670653
>I just bought 2 more shares

>>49670551
They can't force you to spend time doing stuff with alcohol, that's an easy lawsuit. If HR hears anything about it they will make it non-mandatory pretty quick

>>49670443
>Sounds like torture sugar coated as "team building".
Or stop being such a baby

Fed to speak at 2pm EST

This fag is shorting GME isn't he

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49670697
200 bepis

When does the interest rate hike come out?

>>49670569
Too late went 10,000$ in Enbridge.

>>49670721
Yes, his arrogance blinds him.

sent from a Windows PC.

>>49669733
>>49670075
>>49670551
This is what infuriates me about waging. If it was just clock in, do your work, and clock out I wouldn’t have a problem. But this team building shit is bullshit.

>>49670766
Checked and year of the linux dekstop soon my niggers in Christ.

WTFWTWAGMI

Ooooooooooooooo

>>49670766
Checked. The one time you wish you really were phoneposting.

>ooo

OOO

>>49670789
Companies, especially smaller ones, want to create an illusion that everyone is "family" there but in reality it's just a means to take advantage of the employees. It's about control more than anything. They want your free time too.

WTFWTF

>>49670730
thanks, fren.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAM UN GAMESTORE!!!
KEEP GON UP BUDDIE!!!

ticker going crazy

>>49670888
checked
MOASS is starting RIGHT NOW

>>49670888
Checked and not even TAKE PROFITS shills?

sister kek is in this thread, wagso

>>49670887
CANT STOP WONT STOP GAME STOP

>>49670551
>>49670684
i thought this too. but the place they chose is a split business. one side is a arcade/bow and arrow/go carting place the other side is a brewery. our team building is on the arcade side, after work hours we can go to the brewery side voluntarily. and to be honest desu the arcade side does look like fun but i dont want to hang out with them. there's this one butter face that is a literally airhead and i would blow my brains out if her ass wasnt perfect.

I'll remind everyone, borrowed shares lag the actual shorting. They don't borrow before shorting, they borrow after.

>>49670888
Checked

>what's behind 130
It seems like the fake ceiling is getting lower and the floor is getting higher. We're going to divide by zero soon, aren't we?

>>49670809
thats a man isnt it?

>>49670937
Yes borther we must sell now and buy back in later for profits

>>49669787
>>49670099
These kinds of posts are unironically what I love most about these threads, tell me more about these interdimensional space bugs, how do they keep people rich despite money and economics presumably not being a thing in their demension?

>>49670937
Who cares
Price goin up

>>49669570
do you make your own ranch? then stfu retard

>>49670935
Then just go, sounds like a fun time. But I'm not socially awkward/anxiety so hard to say for another anon. Shoot your shot and pump in that perfect ass

>still holding
>still buying
>still never fucking selling

I have no mouth but I must oooo

>>49670965
ive seen way too many "what's behind x price?" but this one seems interesting. theyve been trying their hardest to keep it under 130 since friday.

gawd you people are so easy to please

>>49670937
Nice point, ape. Think of it this way: if hedgies shart their shorts, would they do their laundry BEFORE the Amber Heard bed chocolates come out? They would not. Anyway, Hedgies R Fukd, Buy Vote DRS

>>49670969
That's my wife you bastard.

>>49671008
>do you make your own ranch?
Ken does

>>49670935
I always hate these events beforehand. I can really chew myself up with stress and anxiety beforehand. Hating that it might or will cut into my free time. But in the end they are usually not that bad, sometimes even fun.

>>49671029
nah fuck all that. i'll think of something to get out of it. thank you for you input though, fren.

Is it a bull flag crab day (00-22)
Double top day (33-55)
Head and shoulders day (66-88)
Or MOASS? (99)

You decide.

>>49671104
>ape

>be you
>just another boring day shitposting on /gme/
>three tabs open on your browser
>/gme/, yahoo tracker, comfy youtube music
>update /gme/
>"oooo", "OOOOOO", "OOOOOOOOOO"
>check yahoo tab
>"uff a classic... the ticker stopped moving... such a boring bug gotta update the page"
>you update the page and see 866,60 (800%)
>it just keeps going up
>you stop youtube music with keyboard shortcut
>you go back on /gme/ and start OOOOING with the frens

how do you feel knowing that could happen anytime

>>49671154
Yes

>>49671081
>since friday
a terrible metric given the last few years. The 'whats behind x price' speculation has always been 99% wishful thinking, we don't know. The only real warning zone we know of is where they turned the buy button off, and seemingly 200 from the last run up. No reason to assume all trades went against them and its now 130.

>>49671081
Watch it get to the point where they can't lower the price at all, but also can't let it grow so the chart just flatlines.

>>49670809
SOURCE?

>>49671170
it's going to happen any second now

>>49671159
did he just said "ape"? what the fuck

>>49671126
lol saved

>>49671170
How do you know my schedule?
Next you'll note a depression nap somewhere near noon!

>>49671170
I WILL find you and I WILL fuck you to death, nigger
>pic related is my dick
>captcha: stdpp
>that is correct

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vcu9fv/apple_pie_and_ice_cream_is_what_you_eat_on/
>July 4th next datefag

This is getting very tiring

ooo?

>>49670984
Lizards bro.

>>49671230
MoAss Effect

>>49671264
is the market even open on july 4th?

>>49671170
Sometimes I forget why I’m holding
I’m just happy to spend with fren
One day moass will be like a reward to all of us for being kind to each other and standing up to the dirty fucking jews.

>>49671264
im not gonna read it, fuck these shizos. Downvote them

>>49671262
why are you there if you are not a fren we dont like and want you here you are not welcome

>>49671170
well I certainly like weekends a lot more now.

>>49670972
>>49670985
You miss the point. Borrowed shares are bullish.

>>49671290
Market is closed. But you can still launch a NYSE competitor called GMERICA

>>49671279
ah the mass effect arc

July 4 = 74
What's the 1

>>49671264
>This is getting very tiring
i dont understand how ss hasn't imploded. i dont even go on ss anymore. i get all my info from here and the yahoo finance ticker. dont even care about ryans tweets. i kinda feel empty.

>>49671279
this is truly divine meme magic. some dark shit right here

>>49671201
>>49671247
>>49671292
>>49671302
wagmi

>>49671316
Sorry anon I can’t hear you over the sound of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’ll read if we run out of “pump” and I need a dose of bullium
But right now it’s time to
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49671300
Checked. Did you see the dick pic he posted? I would be angry too if my dick was an octopussy. I say cut him some slack since nature clearly hasn't.

>>49671371
SS has outlived its purpose. The collapsing of the Cringemines is close.

This is just the exit pump before the fed slaps a 100bps rate hike isn’t it?

>>49671399
yes weird shape to be honest wasnt going to point that out to dont be rude with him..

We're all gonna WAGMI or we will all RIP in peace.

>>49671467
I’m gonna WAGMI into heaven because Jesus died for my sins.

>>49671415
also a potential gapfill on spy, monday was a scamdump since it happened entirely in premarket.

>>49671401
once school starts again things will get ugly for them. kids going back to school, then holidays. a lot of them put all their money in gme and will start selling some shares. RC is literally dancing on ice.
>retail cant hold forever
>nft's and crypto in general are in a negatively light right now
i honestly think they overestimated the power if an NFT marketplace and waited too long. who the fuck is going to want to mint NFT's on a new, centralized platform when there's a sea of red and crypto firms like celcius are going under? not fudding im just trying to think of this shit logically. im not selling but i feel they might miss their window.

>>49671467
Inshallah.

Stop oooing cause it scares the stock

>>49671415
>>49671415
500 bps fren

what's the current dark pool price? does anybody know?

>>49671501
You’re freaking right. No corruption or crypto baggies in heaven

Christ is king

>>49671572
>

>>49671605
And Jesus will be the only Jew there until RC dies.
Future lookin comfy :^)

>>49671572
i just did a little research and came at the conclusion ken has hidden my wallet somewhere in the dark pool
stop it fido give it back

Bros today i'll be collecting the rarest of the rarest pink wojaks and bogg memes in /smg/ .
Who's with me?

>>49669277
I saw Barclays predict 100 point hike. Also there was a schizo on /pol/ saying 200 point hike.
I predict between 75 and 100 though.

>>49671681
I’m just going to post the suicide hotline number in every crypto thread tonight

They’re going to need it

>>49669583
JPow should be based and announce a 1000 point hike

>>49671723
based

Probably fake but I would LOVE to see this happen

If it’s not and it does happen HOLY SHIT

>>49671693
It's 200 bepis.

>>49671676
have some bad news for you anon...

>>49671553
> not fudding im just trying to think of this shit logically
I said something similar the other day and got sneeded. RC absolutely missed the NFT hype train. The only thing that has me hopeful for the marketplace is that something tells me they have a partnership with Apple and Microsoft. GME already had a partnership with MS pre sneeze. MS has been investing heavily into cloud tech and blockchain. RC owns 10% of Apple. I can see him working out a deal with them to release some kind of exclusive shit related to the marketplace in exchange for not selling his stake.

>MSM talking about a squeeze
>Plebbit talking about "fake" squeezes
>Plebbit not realizing that any talk of action have always been options traps since the sneeze
>Plebbit hyping "muh gamma ramps!"
>Stock rides to max pain for the 300th time

>>49669954
Imagine selling that low when we’ve seen the PM order “””glitches””” of them selling GME between 500k-4million dollars to each other.

>>49671796
>I can see him working out a deal with them to release some kind of exclusive shit related to the marketplace in exchange for not selling his stake.
Makes sense. I can't think of any reason why RC wouldn't have already sold his apples.

>>49670215
>he hasn’t taken the gnostic pill
NGMI

>>49671825
ive asked before what this means and never got an answer so idk why that matters. why would they pay 4 million dollars for a share on darkpool when they can just buy it at market value from a firm or something? i don't understand why they would go there to pay more when there are redditors slurping more shares on the regular markets every day.

>Lead up to Annual Shareholders Meeting 2021
>Hedgies are so fucked - Ryan Cohen will announce the total amount of votes exceed the amount of shares and that'll start the MOASS!
>Annual Shareholders Meeting takes place and nothing happens
>REEEE no one ever said it would happen this month, cope and sneed, cope and sneed! Just two more weeks everyone
>One year later
>Guys I'm super serious this time at the Annual Shareholders meeting we will approve the stock split, Ryan Cohen will split the stock, and it'll be MOASS in no time at all!
>Nothing happens again
>REEEEE we never said anything would happen you shills! Cope and Sneed! Cope and Sneed!
>Oh my god you guys Ryan Cohen has just posted an apple pie and an ice cream, you know what I'm thinking...

It's never going to happen is it?

>>49671822
Good. I am okay with delaying the squeeze if it means it will burn a swing/optionsnigger

>>49671264
ehh while there can be apple pie to be found on 4th of july, the focus of the potluck is usually a BBQ and I don't really remember ice cream ever playing a role in that

>>49670888
>>49670911
WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO FUCKING MAKE IT.
WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD & KEK ON OUR SIDE!

>>49671501
amen baggie bro

>>49671753
I told you faggots last night I was going to manifest it

>>49658129

Sell

>>49671501
Prophet Jesus PBUH is based.

>>49671949
it's not cope, there is not a date, it will happen when it will happen. stop giving dates.
if you read the dd you don't need a date. who believes in moass and still is looking for a date is just bored and should stop it

>>49672054
Ultra based

>>49669570
buying scran for my hotel, nigger.

>>49672088
checked!

>>49671796
I think a GME/APPL partnership would be possible. Especially with Apple’s AR/VR device set to come out late this year or next year (based on predictions).

where's my money kenny WHERE'S MY MONEY

See this one is first and I want to believe them >>49669231 but this one has a filename so... >>49669235

I WANT A BLOOD RED FUCKING MARKET I WANT COMMODITIES THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF I WANT MASSIVE DEBT INCREASES AND BREADLINES I WANT PEOPLE TO WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN MINECRAFT

>>49672197
Ken griffin’s Yills are actually in the negatives because I’m naked shorting them

>>49672075
So what DD are we on now for setting off MOASS? DRS? Stock Split? Evergrande? Melvin Folding? Vote count exceeding share count? The SEC doing their job (I've been around long enough to remember Superstonk worshipping Gary Gensler when he got appointed).

Let's face it, every single piece of DD so far has failed to materialise more than a $50 upswing.

>>49672219
If shit gets Great Depression tier bad after MOASS I will unironically help to feed the poor with my gains. The normies might not deserve it because they are idiots but I have compassion for my fellow humans.

>>49671873
Gnosticism is yucky, theres a reason why the Crusaders wiped them out from Cathars to Bogomilists

>>49672277
>he doesn’t remember the OG DD
it’s literally a market crash that triggers MOASS because all their collateral gets devalued to the point Marge calls and the FED/Gov can’t bail them out this time because of inflation.

>>49672287
As long as you make sure they know your name for your inevitable political run

just let the market burn down already

Lets settle this once and for all

Doubles decides how many points the fed raises

I’ll start

200bps

>>49672287
I'm ready to open like 5 different charity and political organizations after this shit pops

>>49672235
self reported yil numbers
>Our yils are looking great, they have never been better! I would venture to say that we have at least 9 yils right now...

>>49671873
Gnosticism is interesting, and there is wisdom and ideas to be attained from it, but it isn’t the whole truth, nothing ever is.

>>49672384
0bps because jpow is a cucked bitch

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49672385
My political lobby I’m going to stay is to ban and euthanize all pitbulls nationwide

dont know if we are fucked and this is FUD or we are GMI and this is legit prediction

>>49672287
Not for AMC holders though. They only get dorm pods and insect flour bread.

>>49672277
>>49672321
Watch as he never responds to your posts, then reposts next thread. He's using a copypasta for some fellow kids-fudding.

>>49672389
Are his yills linked to longs on shill?

big dump inc

>>49672452
It means we're probably close, Gamergate taught us the pattern
>It's not happening
>It'll never happen
>You're a bad person for thinking it will happen
>How it happening is the result of racist troll incel Klansmen
>We always knew it was going to happen because this is Trumps America (or some shit to do with the most recent hot button topic)
I couldn't hate Journalists more, god damn.

>>49672287
Fuck that, broad-spectrum altruism (i.e. "help the poor") subsidizes poor life choices and the proliferation of bad genes, resulting in more people making poor life choices and the creation of more people who can only make poor choices (as a general rule, of course there are outliers). If you do end up perusing philanthropy please be extremely selective.

>>49672565
Gamergate was invaluable for learning just how bad the lies were
I knew it was bad but not that bad, there is a direct correlation between me being there for GG and me being around to dismantle the entire financial industry

>>49672370
Eh I’d rather NOT be in the public eye. I’d rather groom candidates to run on politics I want (and donate to their campaign) than actually run for office myself. >>49672385
Based
>>49672441
Ultra MEGA based

>>49672452
Sell Signal

>>49672624
Personally I'm only going to be helping white people

>>49672651
All because of Five Guys

>>49672389
>2 yil? That was just a bad comedy joke.

>>49672651
It really is wild. All they had to do was have some basic, general ethical boundaries and they couldn't even do that so here we are.

>>49672732
Have you ever read any of Chomsky’s work? He literally spelt this all out for people way before gamergate.

>>49672694
That's a start if your help is guided solely by population group statistics, however even within that subset of the population the majority aren't worth helping. In fact my only complaint with the WEF's depopulation agenda is the deceit and cloak and dagger bullshit; most of the world is less useful than cattle.

>>49672709
Nah all because of a whore. Whores destroy everything because nothing is ever enough for them by definition.

>>49672483
The linked longs his yils have on shill point to pending percolating liquidity pandemonium. Once Bitcoin bottoms, billions will be banished in a blink.

>>49672833
sub 20k starts a liquidation cascade, which is why the current resistance is so strong

>>49672773
I've read Alinsky but not Chomsky. I find the progs tend to take about 50% of what Alinsky was about and ignore the rest.
Why, what does Chommy say?

>>49671744
Checked and based we need volcker shock

>>49672624
>saving that and turning it into a nft
>will sell it to some island boi looking faggot for 50 eth.

Thanks anon.

Kek crypto baggies

>>49671744
Imagine parking a few GMEsharillion dollars into 30yr Treasuries after hikes like those.

This is my TA that I spent countless hours researching. It has yet to be peer reviewed, but I don't care because I decided that it is already completely true.

>>49672871
You gotta start with manufacturing consent.
It argues that the mass communication media of the U.S. "are effective and powerful ideological institutions that carry out a system-supportive propaganda function, by reliance on market forces, internalized assumptions, and self-censorship, and without overt coercion", by means of the propaganda model of communication.
>TLDR- the media intentionally creates narratives that frame events in a way to manufacture your subconscious consent. The best example of this is the Iraq war and the way the media was used (Remember the WMD hysteria?)

>>49673016
hedgies r fuk

>>49672441
Make sure it's a 501(c)4!

>>49671877
Because the only shares on the regular markets are synthetics from citadel

2DJS0

>>49672876
Imagine if he took the Chad volker pill and raised it to 20%…
Shit would be a Chernobyl tier meltdown.
>>49672943
We would be the new elites kek

>OHNONONONONONONONONO

>>49673145
thats robinhood btw

>>49673145
So they're insolvent.

>>49672384
750

>>49673016
Whoa there Einstein you wanna break it down for us smooth brains?

>>49673145
>they’ve literally resorted to paying people
It’s literally ogre for them

It’s happening NOW you fucking mongoloids

>>49673214
As in "immediately" or crabish Now

>>49673145
>please deposit money and don't take it out until october

>>49672667
>>49672773
It'll be interesting, already have like 40% of the red tape started on and around 20 people on the project. Also find it cursed as hell that you referenced Chomsky, I'm used to only hearing his name when I'm talking to my political friends some of which are Anarchists lmao

>>49671056
Based

>>49673232
As in, check the pure violence of the chart

>>49673145
>Bribing people to stay so they can continue stealing from them
>Please don't leave before October
It's def happening before October

>>49673145
Why would they pay me for my money to be deposited with them.... Hmmmmm

>>49673234
these guys are delusional if they think they can hold it off until next year, we're in a recession right now.

>>49673258
As in "Violent shitshow up to $500" or "we've just threw the crab in a pot of boiling water"

>>49673143
When has clown world ever been clownier 2000 bps incoming

>>49673234
>Next year
>Brought to you by the same people who said "recession is impossible", "the economy is doing fine don't worry about it goy" and last but not least "hyperinflation is impossible"

Mortgage backed securities

>>49672491
Hedgies just saw the moass coming down the tube like a big dirty fart, they shorted proactively to try keep it down.

>>49673298
They started believing their own bullshit a year ago, this is absolutely delusion; this is October 1929 multiplied by the absurd degree of leverage the market has taken on

>>49673333
checked and doomed right fucking now

>>49673234
So immediately after the job numbers come out, got it.

>>49672727
>>49672277
>>49671877
>>49671822
>>49673333
checked!!

>>49672219

>>49673333
Checked and accurate
>>49673372
They've got an announcement scheduled for 1430 EST IIRC, I think the rate hike is getting announced then

>>49673314
Let's see.
For now we're green.

>>49673279
>>49673145
>pay
No they'll take your money, give you a balance and a bonus. Then you can spend that balance on stocks that you'll never actually own and they'll never actually buy or deliver. You are paying for the privilege of being scammed.

>>49673429
Aw man i was having fun

>>49673455

>>49673333
checked
based and transitory pilled

>>49673145
You'd have to be a very special type of retard to go along with this, let alone still be using RH.

>>49673234
>recession next year
>SPY down -100 points since ATH
>-20%
Um hey retards pretty sure a 20% drop is a recession. It’s not not next year

>>49673505
We’re gonna be in a depression before they announce we’re in a recession.

HEY UM DOT IS BLUE

good morning

And my ID is Ucum

>>49673552
Your late. Get in the pot.

>>49673563
If you only look at the letters it’s emu cum kek

>>49673552
>>49673605

>>49673605
I ate so many crabs when I lived in Maryland.

I think RC is letting the JoPow crash this economy today with no survivors. Then he will announces the splivvy.

>>49673598
>>49673598
>>49673598
Threaded.

>>49673505
Bear market vs recession. Recession is only GDP.

>>49673785
I live in md and don't like em