/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49648880
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1655244994886.webm

I don’t listen to women for the simple fact that I don’t listen to women

I bought 12 cans of beans today as I bolster my food supply. Should I get a Costco membership? I really don't know what to be buying.

The average American can live half a year off their body fat although they don't have the willpower to last more than one day without eating their own children and family members

>>49649164
This niggas eating beans!

>>49649132
Based.

>>49649195
Beans are the best canned food

>>49649164
part of my costco portfolio

>>49649436
this nigga eating beans

>>49649477
history does sure rhyme

>>49649132
Very based

>>49649164
It's called a restaurant supply store, you can get canned/dehydrated goods in bulk for same/less cost than costco. Check if there's a US foods/cash&carry in your area

>>49649436
>organic
Isn't that expensive

>>49649132
I'm sure you're doing great in life.

I unironically like Rice and beans so I will probably just eat that for every meal til i kill myself

>>49649618
~$1 a can

>>49649193
Someone's black

>>49649164
Beans are bad.

>>49648880
would be awesome if just US the elite with millions in crypto were the ONLY able to pay the prices to eat.

>>49649436
Holy shit are you for real

>>49649618
>>49649668
>Isn't that expensive
organic stuff also stores like shit because no preservatives

OP is going to be eating organic mold

>>49648880
What if HOAs mandated that everybody needs to have a garden and grow vegetables?

>>49649693
Lol you've obviously never tried my beans

>>49648880
Just slowly building my non-perishable food stores the best I can. Not panic buying as that would just breed fear but I am keeping a larger store of food and rotating it out.

>>49649763
then I want it zoned as a commercial area and all the homeowners kicked out or fined because it's competing with my business

>>49649164
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

>>49649733
hey buddy, dark winter means dark winter

>>49649164
just buy all your normal shit and make sure you have a month supply at all times

you don't want to be eating canned shit all the time where you going to have to be rotating out and eating nonstop garbage

If you aren't armed / multiple people in your compound the first thing that's going to happen in apocalypse time is nogs will kill you and eat your beans, that's a higher priority.
if you live anywhere near an urban area you will be overrun with so many nogs that even ammunition will not save you;

tldr; stocking up on 2 tons of beans is the last step

>>49649132
>>49649197
>>49649527
have sex (together)

>>49649935
Yes please

>>49649842
>hey buddy, dark winter means dark winter
Unironically based

>>49648880
>>49648889
Fuck off with your retarded tiktok, I am not watching anything on this cringy, soulless zoomer garbage you fucknugget.

>>49649132
As we all should

>>49650214
fr?

they say shit like this and then buy a third brand new king ranch ford truck, new boats, houses etc...

>>49650214
he went to the trouble of making them webm anon...
i did not watch though i admit

>>49650214
u should tho no cap

wtf food is aleady prohibitively expensive in the us. people are going to be starving here soon

>>49650214
bruh them tiktoks finna bussin on god, dont be a sus nigga no cap fr

>>49649923
Not a bad point but my counterpoint is that better to have the food since its a low cost investment and a grand or so on food isn't going break anybody's bank in terms of getting to the latter. Especially since you don't need a shtf scenario to still need an emergency food situation (IE a storm or power outage or something)

>>49650379
Freezing ground beef right now will LITERALLY save 30% by this time next year.
A normal person can't get this return anywhere.
Best thing you can do is stockpile food immediately.

>>49650409
fuck fuck fuck imma fomo into ground beef

>>49650379
with inflation at 9000% taking cash and buying food with it isn't a bad idea

>>49648880
>>49648889
NEVER listen to women on important matters.

>>49650436
ground beef is $4/lb right now
it'll be $8/lb next year guaranteed

and then it has the additional advantage of you not being enraged everytime a leftist speaks.
when they drive the price of beef up... you profit

>>49649436
garbanzo beans? are you preparing to go on the show 'chopped'?

>>49648880
>50 head
Nothing at all.

>>49650365
Fuck off niggee, Zoomers are soulless automatons, I am aware of that. Also what this anon said.>>49650454

>>49650480
This is probably more accurate. I really low balled with 30%.

>>49648880
Luckily I've been saving up
Put on about 30 to 40 lbs since covid and now it's time to fast it all off

40 lbs with the proper electrolytes stored should last me at least a good 50-60 days, then I can start losing even more to get down to my target weight

>>49650482
What's wrong with chickpeas? Seriously, I like 'em and thought they were low in phytoestrogens vs shit like soibeans. But if they're unhealthy I'd want to know.

>>49648880
>>49648889
They're going to go out of business and the US will become a net importer from places that effective have slave labor farm help.

>>49648880
I can stand to lose a few desu. All for the good of the Ukraine. Amen.

>>49649842
Is that some better than bouillon? You got good taste. None of that powder stock

>>49650915
This is the realistic outcome.
The rest of us will unironically be fine

>>49650363
Most of that isn't food.

>>49648880
Lmao stupid farmers I honestly don't believe a thing everyone says. Every time there's a change in government in my country IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHO WINS some faggot group of small business petitioners tell the country "ohh if this passes we are going to go out of business!!!" And it NEVER fucking happens. Energy companies, farmers, retailers - it's all bullshit they cry wolf every fucking year over every little thing. Ignore this whore she HAS to farm it's her job she'll find a way just like everyone.

>>49650363
>72 cans of soda
>Only last 3-5 days
Jesus, if it last them 5 days, that's 14 cans a day, if it's two people, it's 7 cans a day. No wonder Americans are so fat

>>49648880
imagine how many times shes screamed the n word. also i want to lick her flat chest.

>>49651247
That's a fairly small amount of Mountain Dew for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>49649436
OK, ANDY Warhol

>>49651247
i drink about a case a day, i had to switch to diet mt dew tho or my dr said i was gonna get diabetes

>>49649193
you put it so damn well anon I am saluting you with my drink. Skål.

>>49648880
Unironically how do I profit from this? Food futures ETF?

>>49648889
This reminds me of Qboomers and Qmoms repeating Qshit on the same platforms. This is some hysterical retard farmer's wife who took some shit out of context and immediately took to social media in order to get attention to herself. I don't think you understand that in any given situation, the woman's only thoughts are "how can I make this about me?" This retarded bitch is literally thinking of what to say as she says it.

>>49650363
Oh fuck why did you post this

>>49650363
>dum dum

well, you are what you eat

>>49650363
These people aren't human.

>>49649842
>Franks
>Hoarding food

Uuuuh, based?

>>49651191
It's always this. Some 45 year old mom on TikTok who's barely coherent repeating some shit her friend's husband told her is just being hysterical for attention and i know this because it happens EVERY TIME there's some sort of supposed habbening in the boomer conservative movement.

I started buying before the lockdowns. Because I knew the destructive remedies governments would take.
You have the blackest IQ if you didn't see this shit coming a mile off.

>>49651844
vegetable oil, ngmi

>>49650363
If she's gonna eat shitty food then she should've just bought 38 Red Barron pizzas. That's over 5 pizzas a day.

>>49648880
>>49648889
Farmers are the niggers of professions. They are extremely low IQ and exclusively survive on Gibmedats that substitute every single thing they produce.

>>49652007
Just notice there's a $2.97 coupon too. That's 50 fucking pizzas for $155

>>49649842
wait
I've checked what Orgain protein is
0g sugar?! fucking nice thanks anon
seems to be a nice brand

>>49652220
how do they even make a profit on that. i wonder whats the manufacturing cost of those pizzas

Having family that own farms and Amish neighbors I help out and am on good terms with, I ain't worried. It's yin's in the cities and burbs that should worry

>>49649758
dumb fucktard has never heard of canning

>>49649132

>>49648880
>>49648889
these faggots are subsidized by the government why the fuck are they whining

>>49649193
this is completely true. I did the water fasting thing once, went 30 days without any food at all. lost about 30 pounds and my body fat % went down 5 points. felt a little tired sometimes and slept more but other than that it wasn't a big deal. oh but i did watch a lot of cooking/food tourism shows in that month kek.

>>49652858
"subsidized" = "welfare"

Govt only pays enough to keep people hooked and dependent on the govt, they don't actually want anyone to thrive

Get rid of all subsidies and let the market sort itself out

>>49649758
you need to look up charcuterie. uncut preserved meat like salami lasts months outside of the fridge. just adding a shitload of salt to something will make it last a very long time.

>>49650363
Just invest in salt and dried meats. You don’t need potato chips. Waste of money.

>>49650363
El ogre de las americas dieta

>>49650363
>no limes

>>49653468
...limes?

>>49652238
it goes on sale for like $22-24 every couple weeks at costco, i think im about to crack one and go buy another next time i go

>>49651813
you really need it for the pizza

>>49649436
bro, dried beans are much more space and value efficient

>>49649132
Based. Rather starve than listen to a hole, simple as

>>49649164
Dumb dumb check Groupon for Costco jewpons. I recently got a membership for 60. Plus $45 gift card and coupon for like 40 off 250 dollar purchase

>>49648880
How do I invest in bugs?

>>49648880
Literally just spend an extra $2 on groceries every week and stack something like rice. After a couple months you'll have a massive stockpile that will last a long time.

>>49652269
pennies on the dollar like all manufacturing

Would it surprise you to know Red Baron's pizza is owned through subsidiaries of the largest Korean mafia today?

>>49648880
>alarmist fear mongers on tik tok for clout
>mfw

>>49648880
>listening to a roastie
You guys could make it through that video?

>>49654091
onions pizza

>>49653801
got both but ya

>>49654205
I dunno, it was fine, she just seemed like a normal farmer's wife

>>49648880
Is this before or after another 200 or so food processing plants mysteriously burn down?

>>49654631
I hate you

>>49649132
it's a good heuristic these days

>>49654631
It's a separate and parallel nightmare happening. Farmers just grow the stuff and send to the plants

Hopefully we don't hear a bunch of stories about farms burning too

>>49650363
>niggers
lol lolololol

>>49654631
fuck up cunt

I already warned my extended family of the fertilizer shortage back in December 2021. No one seems to pay attention.

>>49654631
penis

>>49654991
This.

It's not just the rising prices of equipment and sneed&feed, but how LOW CROP YIELDS will unbelievably fuck food supplies in the coming seasons.

>>49654631
fuck

>>49651293
>>49651315
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>49653603
i will definitely try! thanks anon

>>49655088
checked

Mountain Dew is disgusting, can't believe people actually drink that.

Imagine being an adult and not taking the sparkling water pill

Farmers I know who aren't holes whoring around for attention on tiktok were celebrating getting crops in the ground last week after a lot of rain all spring, and their biggest worry was getting another round of drinks. I asked one about shortages this year and he called it hysterics.

>>49655166
Can't fucking stand sparkling water

Regular water please, thank you

>>49655166
mountain dew is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gacvjtmLzf4

>>49650363
>The average burger diet
Yikers

>>49654631
Fuck bro, you got me have your reply

>>49648880
Here is a fun fact: gasoline going from 7 to 10 is only 40% inflation, while going from 4 to 7 is about 80%.

So like it or not but inflation is going down massively.

>>49653468

>>49650363
>Carbohydrate
>Carbohydrate
>Carbohydrate
How does burgers even alive without getting diabetes and heart attack?

Tip for everyone is this thread.
>Buy vacuum sealer on Amazon -$100
>Buy extra vacuum sealers bags and oxygen absorbers -$40 to $50
>Buy 25 pound bag of rice/beans/wheat at Costco/WinCo less than $1 a pound
Really cheap way to build up your long term food storage.
I bought a bunch of those long term food buckets, but those get too expensive after awhile.
Recently I've added 75 pounds of those foods I listed for probably $70
Extremely cheap compared to those buckets.
And vacuum sealing them into smaller bags gives you the ability to eat in smaller quantities.

>>49650363
>5 bags of chips
>3+ boxes of soda
>wont even last a week
Do americans really

>>49648880
not if I steal it lol. I will eat you're dog. World needs me. I am messiah

>>49655622
I used to be like that.

>>49655540
The best healthcare in the world, bar none.

>>49651247
or more likely a family of 4? not saying that isn't a horribly disgusting diet but i hate seeing people be purposely delusional like u uwu

>farmers
>the biggest welfare queen next to army grunts and the pigs they marry
>having a meltdown about how it's not their fault and they're barely making anything
lmao

>>49656672
Why are you so disgusting? Those are the people that grow your food. Have you ever done a single hard day's work in your life?

>>49649132

correct

>>49656978
holy shit this webm, what a guy

>>49652481
Based PA anon. But if you talk to the Amish they will tell you farmers are already in crisis mode- costs are going to continue to rise for the forseeable future and this shit is being engineered on purpose by the puppetmasters at the top.

>>49656978
BASED

>>49654631
Cuuuuunt

>>49657733
>But if you talk to the Amish

ah yes let me go to >>>/amh/ to chat up the weeb amish on their latest FOTM slice of life anime.

tell us what the amish are saying, not everyone lives close enough to autistic germanaboo farmers to drive 25 miles over for a casual chat.

>>49658077
He already told us what they said you fucking aspie. Do you mean quote them word for word?

>>49654631
hate you

>>49658077
>He doesn't go and chat with his Amish buddies at the produce auction has he gets the tastiest veggies and fruits on the planet at prices cheaper than the grocery store.

NGMI

>>49657733
>and this shit is being engineered on purpose by the puppetmasters at the top.
Is this the insight of the amish or yourself anon?

>>49648889
Aren't diesel engines literally designed to run on vegetable oil? It'd be a better use than poisoning us with it.

>>49658305
right? lol dude seems a little on edge. I talked to an amish farmer the other day and he told me they stopped growing a particular crop because it's too expensive. That was a huge red flag for me because ive never heard that in my life. This is real, the price to produce food is rising exponentially to the point where we will see prices follow suit or certain crops simply not being grown domestically at all.

>>49651678
Spot on. She’s doing well at it too.”, I’m seeing her panic takes all over.
>LISTEN TO THE FARMERS
Blow me.

>>49654631
fuck you

>>49650363
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>49650363
"""""""""""FOOD""""""""""""

>>49648880
Just get on food stamps you retarded niggers. Don’t moralfag about it, don’t be a conservitard, if you qualify for them get your fucking piece of the pie they’re giving out $750 a month in EBT right now

>>49658567
Comfy, comfy Amsterdam.

>>49650363
that's not food that's plastic

>>49649436
thanks, my guy. you're doing your exaggerated part to help get out us out of this bear trap season

>>49658797
I laugh because if the world turns to shit I have no problem taking a shit in a hole and cleaning my butt with water or the clothes of dead people on the streets.

>>49648880
Farmanon here. I've been saying it since March 2021. No one listened. Things looked bad back then. They look so much worse now. Chicken feed is up 43% that's going to snowball. A dozen eggs will be $18.

>>49654631
Here's your (You)

>>49650716
think you're just jealous that we are young and enjoying fucking around while u r old and closer to death

>>49659313
good thing i have a fren who has chickens that lay a dozen eggs every other day. he might have to put those hens in a vault soon tho lol

>>49649436
Where is the sardines stash?
>ngmi

>>49654631
Lmao

>>49648889
vegetable oil + a teaspoon of kerosene
problem solved

>>49648880
I dont even care anymore.
i just bought a 4k tv,.

>>49660754
isn't every tv in 4k now?

>>49652661
many are NGMI this time around. I say good.

>>49648880
It doesn't affect me so much. It just means I save less each month.
The only people bitching about inflation are those with overall high expenses.
Go minimalist, stop consooming and buying shit you don't need like Netflix/other subscriptions, gadgets and stop pumping out kids you can't afford and could never afford.

>>49650409
What's the cost of freezing something for an entire year? All that energy to constantly prevent something from reaching ambient temperature.

>>49649132
baseed. /thread

>>49654631
Fucking asshole. go fuck yourself hard in the peehole.

>>49654631
You retards do realize that "food processing plants burning down" is a bunch of bullshit, right? Some of you morons are no better than facebook boomers at telling real from fake.

>>49650363
How much does a big bag of ‘chips’ cost there? Wtf

>>49652238
>>49653603
plant based protein is trash

Meanwhile Dmitry Medvedev going Joker mode

>>49650363
Goddamnit I have to be getting baited here, 10% of this is food, the rest is sugar and carbs
If this person is for real, the diabetes can't kill them fast enough.

>>49656978
Sexist bros just keep winning.

>>49661382
It's def bait and everyone who fell for it is facebook mom tier gullible

>>49649436
how does evaporated milk taste compared to 2% cow milk?

>>49649132
BASED

>>49648889
>>49651678
It reminds me of when people started spamming grainy phone videos of chinks falling over and dying in Wuhan in like December 2019.

>>49649193
half a year for the morbidly obese. idk what the stats are about how many of those there are in the US but I'm guessing it's still not as many as people like to meme about.
so like 7-8% morbidly obese. everyone else is probably going to starve given how badly the average normal plans their life.

>>49649195
kek, acknowledged the cinema meme

I go to 3 food banks everyday, I don't even need the food, I just enjoy getting free things, this won't affect me.

>>49649436
>invite girl over
>she opens the wardrobe door
>sees the 50 kilograms of canned beans and evaporated milk I've been stashing
>"i-its because of inflation"
>leaves

>>49654631
Favgot

>>49659313
What shithole do you live in? Chicken feeds only up maybe 10% here. Accept for sunflower seeds which have almost doubled.

>>49662520
Clearly not architect material then.

>>49662520
>becomes bean king
6 months later the same girl shows up with her girlfriend and they say they think a hot bean dinner is sexy as fuck. You warm up two cans of beans. After they have eaten up you spend the next 3 hours treating those now naked bitches like a 1 can o' beans whore. Then you send them out the door with 1 can of beans for them to split for breakfast and with a list of nasty things they can expect to do if they show up for more beans later.
So begins the saga of the bean king.

>>49663402
i would literally fap to her dropping that right in front of me with her ass cheeks spread apart as the turd slowly oozes out around the perimeter of her brazilian waxed and beverly hills bleached asshole

I just bought 6 kg of dried chickpeas, 6 kg of lentils, 5 kg rice and 30 cans of Nuri deenz.

>>49661382
you are wrong. Those chips are fried in highly nutritious onions bean oil containing a large amount of heart-healthy unsaturated fats.

>>49661367
>fuel for us and eu nuclear power plants
is this legit? if so invest in australian miners we have some of the biggest mines reserves in the world there's a 99% chance of cutting a massive deal

>>49663919
Who knows. Some shithole like Kazakhstan with next to no environmental compliance can probably undercut Australia. Doubt Russia could make them stop selling.

Eggs are still cheap right? I’ll just love off eggs, beans, rice, and spinach.

>>49648880
Already bought some survival stash of beans, lentils, yellow peas, sunflower oil, flour, rice.
But this is kinda my wartime supply.

>>49648880
Yeah no shit. Lots of farmer blogs on youtube and they were all saying this years harvest will be much smaller than last years harvest. They've been saying this since spring. If food shortage takes you by surprise you're a low IQ. Stock up, it's not too late yet

>>49649132
/thread

>>49661367
This guy turning from a pro-western IT supporting ex-president into literal Stalin was the best arc of the war so far

a farmer should know that "it's NOT going to be OK" is a stupid exageration. I can get bread and butter for the same price as 10 years ago. what this women deems necessary is what makes her business the most money, it's not what feeds the whole western population
a pound of carrots, potatos and lentils is less than 2 dollars and can feed a whole family. that's what our ancestors ate pretty much every day

>>49665299
Great retorting bro. Indeed, we can all fall back to the dark ages so claiming that it's not going to be okay is silly. How is falling back to the dark ages not ok?

>>49665407
"Dark ages" is a myth. Life was better back then.

>>49665451
Better than it was during the peak of Roman empire? Don't think so, not a "myth" then. You're just repeating PC bullshit from people who want to erase problematic historic terms. Use your own brain for once

>>49665407
you can stil get your meat and fish if you want to, you just have to pay the price or reduce the quantity you eat. eating soups and stews is not the end of the world. people did that shit less than 100 years ago

>>49665538
>you can stil get your meat and fish if you want to, you just have to pay the price
Yeah which is why you should stock up now instead of paying more later. And there will be some shortages when panic buying starts
>people did that shit less than 100 years ago
Oh yeah we're just going back to the era of the great depression. I mean how is that not ok? Talk about exaggeration

this is literally the great reset

>>49648880
Eat rice and beans and laugh at the price of Bitcoin going down to $400

>>49648889

>>49665527
This, it took 5-15 centuries to get back to or surpass Roman Empire in terms of development. Of course kikes and christkikes will claim nothing bad happened after they jointly fucked up the last Aryan, non jewish empire. And what an empire it was

>>49665538
People here don't want a solution. They want to pretend that everyone was as retarded as them and put all their money into crypto/PM/meme stocks/bullets, spent the last 5 years learning astrology for assets and didnt learn any real skills that might be useful in a depression. They're hoping to either get rich doing nothing or having society collapse.

>>49665299
>>49665538
A few years ago a pound of meat could be bought for what your vegetables cost, and the vegetables were half that. "Less than a hundred years ago" was the Great Depression. If the same increase in food cost is applied to the entire world, it becomes impossible to feed everyone and widespread war becomes "OK."

>>49665451
>>49665527
"Dark ages" was coined to describe the poor quantity and quality of historical records as compared to the superior documentation left by the Romans and Greeks, not quality of life.

During the dark ages food availability during times of plenty was indeed better than than "OK," but the supply of food was unstable and dependent on local conditions. Ironically, prehistoric hunter gatherers were better off than "OK" in terms of food. The early agricultural revolution wasn't OK at all and didn't become tolerable until things organized under kings. The real benefit that makes modern life superior to the past is medicine.

>>49649193
Kek

>>49649132
Welcome to the gang

>>49654631
I sentence you to a week's worth of the common cold.

>>49657733
Fellow pa anons. Local farm I get my whole chickens from has none this year. Hogs are few already. Feeds gone up $1 every week for a while now. Eggs are already $4 a dozen.

>>49666282
>heh actually they're only called dark because people became so stupid and disorganized they forgot how to write or keep any records of their civilization
Myth busted

>>49665684
a-a-anon. there's someone right behind you

European farmer here
It's getting really bad. No i won't elaborate.

>>49652069
>low iq
it's the opposite if you look at a map.
The farming states of the midwest are very smart.

>>49648889
this woman is clearly on some kind of opiates, it explains why so many Americans fall for the dumbest MAGA conspiracy shit.

>>49649132
you are a better man than me and most. i aspire to be as based as you

>>49649132
2pbp

Rural fag here:
Diesel up 3X
Fertilizer up 4X
Parts up 3X (if you can find them)
Labor up 2X
Price of cattle - nowhere near enough to keep up with the inputs.
Getting a freezer full of beef will be one of the smartest moves you can make right now.

>>49667576
Yeah, that´s the point. Can´t mow the grass right now because I don´t get parts to fix the machine.

>>49667576
sir is beef okay frozen over 1 year? i bought a chest freezer yesterday and was going to order a quarter or a half, havnt decided

>>49666242
you've got it right. people have become fragile and anything that's a solution to the problem is just put off.
depressions and crisis are inevitable, yet people haven't learned to handle them.

>>49649935
Booba has entered the building

>>49649132
words one should live by

>>49654631
k

>>49648880
>work at hotel with cafeteria
>eat lunch on shift
>have massive stack of chinese food containers bought from amazon
>bring extra home
snacks and booze only thing cash needed for

>>49654631

>>49661367
that guy is the biggest midwit in all of russian politics. big mouth, very very small brain. i wish he'd keep his dumb mouth shut. everytime he says something its always completely retarded.

>>49661367
Protip: nothing that people who aren't Putin say matters

>>49649436

take the LDS pill

https://store.churchofjesuschrist.org/usa/en/mc-food-storage/nonfat-dry-milk?catalogId=3074457345616676768&langId=-1&storeId=10151&krypto=dVGE%2BKKFMg8IfOlGSvYkRr3j69dnQVebo%2FrFvkfSg5Wk046zialOZ32xfmG%2FgdhgVwKUm1a4YRRr2YOuJYskwh%2BpK4qwkbkC1ttPNVKbGtMDyULPy8XLw4iUlhvA3J8rYVPDzwTyiK8h19LhCKyEGWj%2FDJSsAZQHjsiheZUdQtGXBUoc9EizYbDaOOo%2BROtuTVnMFKq%2FsBRN9y5f4i5x9Q%3D%3D&ddkey=https%3ASetCurrencyPreference

>>49649807
came here to say this

>>49649164
why the fuck is there a giant insect eating her on the top right?

>>49653468
vitamin c tablets anon

>>49651956
the faggot that was spreading seed oil shit was a fucking swinger faggot that was pro-vax and was shilling some GMO mystery oil that was equivalent to onions but for oil.

>>49649132
Unfathomably based

>>49653801
textured vegetable protein, beef and chicken flavored, stores forever

https://countrylifefoods.com/products/tvp-chicken-chunks?variant=39401153724600

>>49651315
You’re still gonna wreck your teeth, kidneys, and gut biome.

>>49668616
it's a japanese cartoon
next you'll ask why this bitch is getting fucked by octopuses

>>49658797
>The average person uses 1 roll per day

t. woman

>>49668055
it's safe to keep pretty much anything frozen indefinitely (just make sure to defrost in your fridge or microwave, don't let it sit out on your counter like some idiots do), but quality starts falling after 3-4 months for ground and 12 for steak, if it's stored properly
>>49666242
amazes me that people won't at least stock up a little on parts and supplies for shit they depend on, food, etc
>>49668813
women will use damn near anything as a sex toy so no need to ask why

>>49655618
this anon gets it. also,

https://countrylifefoods.com/products/tvp-chicken-chunks?variant=39401153724600

People have been warning about food inflation for months now, why are retards still pretending like it's not going to happen? It's already happening.

>>49649436
Organic. You know that shit is the same crap as the non-organic they just slap a different label on it.

>>49668869
may as well just eat dry dogfood with some vitamin c supplements to keep the scurvy away

>>49663447
based truthanon, all others are fake

>>49659308
says the 400 lb man posting on 4chan

>>49651844
>jif
>Contains 2% Or Less Of: Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed And Basedbean), Mono And Diglycerides, Molasses, Sugar, Salt.
you should eat exactly 0 trans fat. only retards eat hydrogenated veggie oils. peanut butter should just contain 100% peanuts, a bit of salt and nothing else.

>>49649436
Evaporated milk is such shit though I liked eating it dry as a kid. Also
>No comfy wheats and flour
Are you fucking bean hehe?

>>49654631
fuck you

>>49661251
A lot less then inflation of beef. Depends on your freezer. But you need to understand your freezer is going to be running anyways, you’re going to have some frozen food. Buying a little more isn’t going to cost anything.

>>49652007
Better factor in some restorlax to counteract all the constipation they will get.

>>49665066
you live in europe, there is no point in preparing you will be obliterated by divine nuclear hellfire or ravaged worse than rome when it was sacked by Atilla. There is no way out, outside of quick plane ticket off the continent.
Unironically Africa's way of life will change very little.

>>49648880
i'm just gonna steal food from one of the nerd stackers

>>49649436
Should have bought dried beans retard.

>>49669503
During the Great Depression my grandma used to mix evaporated milk half water half skim milk.
Also creamed peas on toast was a cheap and easy meal during that time.

>>49658567
i want her feet in my face

>>49648880
bought a 6 month supply food bucket two years ago. I might stock up on beans/lentils

>>49648880
Russian diversion groups did a great job to suberse food productions

>>49649436
Fuck put those in some proper storage, imagining 365 cycles of the sun passing those cans a year should be enough reason to do that.

>>49648880
Are meth-heads farmers?

You need 700k to 1 million calories to survive for a year. 1kg of uncooked rice is roughly 3.5k calories. Same with beans and pasta. It's not hard to store that many calories. Plus pack many cans of Spam. Below is a list of other things.
canned meats
powdered milk and potatoes and eggs (where?)
olive oil
honey
penut butter
vitimins, minerals, pain meds, antibiotics (albania), lighters, lots candles, gas stove, propane tanks, first aid
sugar
coffee
grain alcohol
spices
salt lots
bleech
protien powder for drinks
cigarettes
100watt solar with charger, inverter
mace
water cans
secure door
extra toothpaste, toilet paper
reading glasses!

>>49649436
protect it from sun anon

>>49649132
Based

>>49648880
You're going to take the word of some slack jawed hick over experts? You're being brain washed by right wing propagandists, it's time to wake up. Take a look at the facts, this is all because of the Putin Price Hike

>>49649436
>canned beans
You buy them as dry bulk goods

>>49670336
This is retarded. Why not just buy whole milk? There is no way it's cheaper to process is 3x before consuming the same nutrients. Evaporated milk is beneficial only in that it can be stored for long periods, but in what scenario do cows stop lactating?

The chad indoor cattle rancher wins again

>>49649649

Underrated post

>>49672560
You can survive on potatoes and milk for 5 years without getting scurvy. Dehydrated milk/potatoes (also eggs) just as good.

>>49655166

Asmongold is that you?

>>49648880
Food prices will only get worse because fuel and fertilizer costs are too high for this years crop, so crop yields will be lower. Winter forage will be less and poorer quality due to lack of fertilizer, and high grain prices will mean a higher finishing cost for cattle. Add in rising cost of machinery, labor, insurance and food production levels will fall.

On the plus side farmers tend to adapt, like they just spreader more shit instead of fertilizer and so forth. They are used to surviving. So it won't be a crisis, it is the third world like African countries heavily dependent on the Ukraine that will starve, so expect mass migration.

>>49668675
>one person was fudding seed oil, that means it's good
Seed oil is fucking poison you retard. Lard, dripping, nothing else

>>49648880
My country is a food exporter, so ... eh ...

>>49648880
I literally don't care, I grow my own veggies and I have a 10 years supply of wheat. Cope