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so when will he release the numbers?

JPOW-sama please save us

https://youtu.be/k2ZEsfteJ5g

50 bps is baked in the cake

SIGA!!!!!!

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1j1_aeK6WA

presented without context
https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1536325261091868673

>>49653826
Yea what time do we find out our fate?

FIRST FOR SIGA

GAY SEX BROS WW@????

Come on. Come on. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Come on. Raise the rates.

pajeet i know youre in here
im worried about buying puts on NRDS. the options chain looks very illiquid, only like 80 open interest on the september $10p.
what do you think?

Xth for, after years of "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", Boomers printed themselves free money in the form of PPP loans at the first sign of difficulty.
We need more Boomer removers.

Hhhgregg
Panasonic Blu-ray, 99 dollars
32-inch LCD TV, 299
LG 42-inch HDTV,489
Everything'son sale duringChristmas in July

>>49653848
>>49653876
https://youtu.be/Ux5cQbO_ybw

>>49653872
>Kyiv Post

Tomorrow there will be a power outage right before he makes his statement on what he will do. The market will move 4% up and then 4% down in 10 mins. Then you will realize the market was rigged from the start

I have $1500 what's a good swing stock to lose it all on?

>>49653917
LOL

>>49653875
>>49653826
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>49653917
Better vote with strawpoll.com then.

I can't wait for my 3rd once in a lifetime economic collapse that gets constantly blamed on red jew vs blue jew

i bet on a crash tomorrow which means i shan't be sleeping tonight
god i hate the stock market

>>49653917
>sorry goy, paper machine broke. Only trustworthy electronics now.

>>49653917
Kek is this how they're gonna steal it?

>>49653917
And an ink shortage so there’s only enough to print one party’s candidates

>>49653891
JUST TAKING MULTIPLE POZZED MONKEY LOADS BRO. FUCK YA GAYSEX. JUNE 26TH 3 MILLION VEINY MEATY DEATH SHLONGS TO SUCK AND FUCK BRO

How close are we to something REALLY breaking?

>>49653917
Random ballot finding bros…

>Read options flow
>Get position
>Take profits and sell position
I made money. I'm happy.

Calling it now.

1000 bps.

Should I just fucking buy all the gold i can get right now?

>>49653935
>SIGA
Hows $15,000 sound?

>>49653917
oh noooooooooo looks like democrats got 105% of the vote again hahahahahaha trust the experts :^)

>>49653906
I'm so sorry I tried to actually prevent covid. I owe people any apology. For the wrong reason but still

>>49653973
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, JIM

MAYBE SOMETHING ALREADY BROKE!

Please GAYS REDEEM THE GAY SEX
SIGA!!!!!!!

>>49653979
Good luck with that fantasy.

>>49653935
SPY

POWELL PIVOT WE'RE NOT LETTING THE CREDIT MARKETS TANK

basically yeah I'm still bullish

>>49654116
ME 2

>>49653983
No dude, too slow to move. Buy puts on zombie companies now. Gold later when people realize a recession won’t stop inflation

Are futures?

>>49653935
>>49654055
IEF

>>49654174
You need to be looking at pasts my fren

>>49654168
>buy puts
Near or far dated, and do you want ITM OTM or ATM?

>>49653935
UNG just look at the dip! you can also sell covered calls for a nice bonus!

>>49654235
Present future participle gerunds you mean?

>Futas are up
Uh oh anons watch out

>>49654116
you’re just in time for tomorrow’s weekly bull trap
see you there, it’ll be fun, can’t wait

>>49654245
I’m going 20% out of the money on stuff about a year out. Open to hearing other opinions. We’re here to lose a shitload of money after all

NEW U.S. MAP AND CASE COUNT ON CDC.GOV

NEW U.S. MAP AND CASE COUNT ON CDC.GOV

NEW U.S. MAP AND CASE COUNT ON CDC.GOV

THIS TAB WAS ADDED TODAY

SIGA

>>49654263
They mean shit until 1pm tomorrow.

I’m guessing .75, .5 later this year. Supply chain blame, 3.5% rally

Sorry, recession is almost over chuds.

ON YOUR KNEES GAYS
THE KINGS OF KINGS
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

SIGGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut8MTBIZrC8

>>49654301
Oh well, if she says so.
SELL SELL SELL HOLY SHIT 2000 WILL BE LOOKING LIKE CHILD'S PLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How did biden manage to fuck it all up

>>49654301
You’d think she’d be right like 1/100 times.

She needs to buy a broken clock.

>>49654297
BULLISH

>>49654297
>SIGAs right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeP0i_75oC0

LETS FUCKEN GOOOOO

>>49654246
Chainsaw man is pain. Can’t wait for the anime. May purchase Makima figures as an “investment”

>>49654323
so sad anon you ain’t kiddin you really ain’t kiddin

>>49654301
why would anyone ever listen to that absolute retard? Its people like that that drive up worthless companies to hyper valuations.

>>49654323
Wtf was only 99 cents per gallon?
Was that diesel or fucking regular gas?

>>49654301
I have heard that tech leads the recovery, but we're not even in the summer yet. We're no where near the bottom.

>>49654377
WE FLY HIGH SIGGA

>>49654292
I just look at unusual options flow and try to figure out what the smart money is doing

I don't feel like waiting until 2pm EST. I want my cheapies and I want them now!

>>49654404
it was the price of your black bussy now give it up bitch

>>49654407
tech wont recover to previous highs without QE. its not about growing EPS. QE made the growth multiple so insanely high that it's not going that high again for years without QE. simple as
if we crash, just buy oil

>>49654404
It was a different time, a better time.

>>49654116
on which time frame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnRNsCu3ZqE

Yeah I think we're gonna unironically make it SIGA bros

>>49654323
I CANT FILL

>>49654452
Oils not safe during a recession.

It’s fallen off a cliff every time.

WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>49654509
Fucking kek anon

>>49654530
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>49654501
Yeah I like money but I don't want to get the pox....

>>49654301
Yup, we all good.

>>49654377
>>49654297
SIGA HAS CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF A WHALE
Late September is the expiry date.
This happens to be an opex quad witch date.
Selling calls is bearish, though.

>>49654550
Don't worry, the CDC says that you can get it by someone breathing but that its not airborne.
Then the same day the UK and EU says it is airborne.

Trust the experts anon.
You will get the pox so you might as well make some money.

>>49653785
Did anyone else notice the massive volume in RYCEF (Rolls Rocye) today?

>>49654550
You better engage in homosexual intercourse for pride month, or you're not getting any ESG gibs.

>>49654530
Oh God, oh Fuck

>>49654513
>if we crash
is the keyword
fundamentals dont matter in a crash. oil WILL crash with everything else when we capitulate. but it will lead the recovery, not tech. this isnt 2000 or 2008, its the 1970s. the fundamentals will matter after the capitulation. oil companies will still print money even after the "crash" to $85/barrel.
oil usually crashes in a recession due to demand destruction from a slowing down economy. but this time an economic slowdown isnt happening and will destroy oil as a result, oil is whats slowing down the economy. and to recover, it will have to be bought. theres just not enough oil
if republicans win the midterms oil might also (if it hasnt already) crash then

>>49654397
It's sort of like listening to George - they know deep down it's all bullshit and he's financially conflicted to say it but they want to believe it anyway so they do.

>>49654530
A new competitor has arrived!

>>49654509

>>49654575
JK i will do anything for the MOOONNNNNNNIEEE

make sure you go to bed early tonight so that you are well rested for the volatile, full of opportunities day tomorrow
set yourself up for success by going to bed early
you will need every bit of cognitive faculty edge you can get

>>49654566
~400k = whale?? in this hyper inflation economy that is a minnow at best

>>49654530
This is total rate, not rate increase, just to be clear. So 150-175 rate means 75 increase if my math is right.

>>49653917
Oh noooo! Guess we'll just have to use unauditable electric voting even more :^)

>>49654637
It is. People be stupif

Just found out the local independent pizza place I used to go to as a kid closed...

>mfw YTD return of 9.31%
all this work to make essentially make no money

>>49654619
If this guy was born 200 years ago he would have been a black smith, not fag dancing for a tiktok.

>>49654669
Thank Putin for that!

>>49654563
damm

>>49654619
impressive but can he do this?

>>49654670
Most people have lost money since 2021
Why are you bitching?

>>49654692
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?

>>49654674
That's what happens when you put chemicals in the water that freaking turn the frog GAY

>>49654692
ok memes aside, how do you get a cat to do this?

>>49654702
>Why are you bitching?
i am greedy like a dragon and want to accumulate wealth and hoard it
>>49654740
same way they got it to do pic related

>>49654670
>only up 60% YTD
I'm on the verge of depression right now. At this rate I'll be 50 years old before I'm a billionaire. Literally what's the point of living if you're just a poor nigger cattle?

>>49654821
Have fun and embrace your inner gay frog. and spread the monkey Become a gay siggerrrr bro.

>Buttcoin over 22k
>Futures green
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY SHORTS

>>49654821
you get what im saying anon
why even be up at all?

>>49654853
Powell pivot incoming too, bear market is over

>>49653983
Put a little into gold, not all. Maybe half.

How fucked are we oil princesses? I'm worried we're going back to 100 :(

>>49654821
in the new world order you will get to be a millionaire squire, i think thats a win

>>49653832
JPOW lives only to hurt us now.

>>49654692
holy shit that’s real?

>>49653832
You're just another headshot to him

Hold Bitcoin. hahahahah
We all know what is the next world reserve currency and its' not the us dollar, chinese yuan or any other countries currency. It will be a bridge currency that can easily be used to exchange with CBDC around the world.

>>49653917

>>49654913
It's already recovering lmfao.

>>49654913
look into my eyes and tell me what your heart tells you

>>49654853
Green futures are bearish going into FOMC

>>49654871
I don't know, this AI generated image seems to be showing that everything will be deep red.
What kind of a crazy person wouldn't accept the opinions of art generating AIs to determine their trading strategy?

>>49654570
no, but I did notice it was doing a hell of a lot better than GE

>>>/pol/382376419
It's over.

>>49655034
the future will be deeply schizophrenic

>>49654263
hot

>>49653875
>Yea what time do we find out our fate?
2PM EST

>>49655060
Damn... and /pol/ has never been wrong before...
FUCK IT'S REALLY OVER

>>49655061
So it has always been, so it shall always be.

>>49655060
>30% in SQQQ @ $30.00
doubt I'm that lucky tomorrow. shit will probably pump for no reason then fall over the next month.

>>49655060
Dont give me hope like that

>>49653933
everyone already knows the market is rigged

futures green yay

also i downloaded some movies that i haven't seen before, which one should i watch right now

they're literally going to reverse the market like they always do

>>49655243
oh you know its father stu time right now playa

Hope the child dies so we get a spike in SIGA

>>49655243
Predestination
Northman is pretty boring, but the cinematography is great and everything is time accurate.

/leanhogs/ bros...

>>49655243
Northman was pretty good.

SIGA DEEZ NUTS

>>49654530
one week ago the chances of a 75bp hike (what everyone seems sure will happen tommorrow) were around the same as what everyone is giving a 100bp hike today

>>49655277
Yeah ok bro you are trying too hard to be edgy....

>>49655277
may 22

>>49655243
Throwing out a second vote for predestination (2014) tbqh

>>49655142
>Police told the dpa news agency Friday they had been called by the building's management after the man had allegedly plugged the drains recently and the water started leaking through the building.
Based but not a sound financial plan.

>>49655309

>>49655287
>leanhogs
bros not like this..

>>49655243
I liked Northman, they were sniffing farts and braping in a cave high on shrooms

Schizo bros... does this art mean that we open green and then violently crash through close???
I'M STRONGLY INTERPRETING THE DOT

Why has VIX been rising in an ascending channel?

SIGA is going to pump so hard tomorrow fr fr

>>49653940

>>49655034
that looks like the lighting of a Tokyo street at night, which means we are going to have more hyperinflation.

>>49655390

Markets down 30%, sentiment is an all time low, mortgage rates skyrocketed and supply cratered. All this from a few hikes.

Maybe they have the demand destruction they needed already. Maybe we do actually see only .5 tomorrow and we rocket up.

Most of their metrics lag anyways. We have to gave learned from the 80s. (Plus Cramer calling for 1% - Morons never been right). That’s my bill thesis and I’m sticking by it until 2:01EST

>>49655388
vix options expire tomorrow so its gonna go back down

>>49655243
Master and commander

>>49655437
Bull**

Fuck I had apples auto correct so so much

>>49654301
>buy my funds before I go out of business.

>>49655469
Hate**
Holyshit short apple and the pink haired retarded that keeps ducking with autocorrect.

>>49655443
vix options werent the cause of the two gap downs this week

>>49655390
The Muslims were right all along

>>49655494
Uh are you doing it on purpose?

I FEEL IT IN MY LOINS WEE HAVE BOTTOMED ON EVERYTHING IN THE NEXT 24hrs -TWO WEEKS

WAR ENDS
1/2 BPS HIKE
BTC/ALT RALLY STARTS
LAST BUT NOT LEAST! YOU WILL MEET THE "ONE" YES YOU ANON

ITS ALL GOING TO HAPPEN

WGMI

>>49655494
Just stop posting

>>49655494
you can turn autocorrect off bud
yeah Apple is gay but having a gay phone is the price we pay to flex on poorfags

>>49655524
No I’m driving. I give up.

ive been posting too many sad/hurt anime girl reaction pics lately. what to buy to post happy/cumming anime girl pics?

>>49655537
I’d rather we crab for a couple of years, personally.

>>49655497
no shit it was the cpi and market anticipating a 75 rate hike which wont happen

my monster arrives in the mail tomorrow. I can already tell the fed meeting tomorrow will be good.

>>49655443
Yeah but this is the 5Y chart, this is a trend for the last like 6 months.

Just checked my horoscope tommorow, I'm all in uranium call options, whatever Jpow does tommorow I will have won

>>49655537
I’d rather America pay for its sins and crash
also for chinks and Muslims and Indians to do the same

>>49655571
>75 rate hike which wont happen
Don’t steal my hope, anon. 75 is happening.

>>49655060
God I hope that is true, an overcorrection will be worse than an undercorrection, and I am all in on SQQQ right now

>>49655390
Muslims continue to be based

>>49655547
>/smg/ posting while driving.

>>49655584
I tried to check mine but

>>49655575
how stupid are you man the vix goes up when the market goes down, when the market has lower lows and lower highs that creates the upward channel int he vix

>>49655631
I'm using the hindustan times. https://www.hindustantimes.com/astrology/horoscope/horoscope-today-astrological-prediction-for-june-15-2022-101655221489638.html

>>49655613
They're not based, they just do the same degenerate shit but in private. The rich arabs in particular are well-reputed for their total degeneracy.

>>49655609
im all in vix too mate, ive gotten it right twice before and when you hit its like the lottery
~but dont gamble what you cant afford to lose~

>>49655437
this 75 bps hike is bullshit, and i agree we're getting 50 and going to pump. but youre delusional if you think that pump is going to last and not just be another bear market rally
there is no stop to this downtrend until the fed signals a pivot. NONE

>>49655636
I understand how VIX is calculated and have calculated it myself a few times for testing shit out in excel
But usually it crabs, and has the occasional spike. It's just drifting upwards.

>>49655662
Agreed. I just want a 6% pump to cash out

>>49655616
i work all day without access to my phone, i literally read /smg/ nonstop on my commute home. its amazing i havent crashed and died yet frankly

>>49655584
Holy shit astrology is fucking stupid. I would never own anything orange. I hate traveling. I’ll be busting my ass at work between 2-4. The fuck is this garbage?

>>49655674
You will get 3% and like it

>>49655648
banning gay shit from the public eye is based.

>>49655597
i doubt it after the market gapped down twice because of the cpi it would cause more rapid selling, the only reason why the market would go up with a 75 rate hike would be from big money manipulating with 4d chess while they've been accumulating cheapies at the bottom for the past 2 days. the common american would get destroyed financially with a 75

>>49655662
50bps would be a dump at this point, 75bps would also be a dump since the fed stated that it "wasn't in the cards" so doing so (despite the attempt to price it in yesterday and today) will dump. It is a lose-lose

>>49655640
>PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20)
>A stranger can offer excellent financial advice.
Okay /smg/ What is this advice I am supposed to receive?

>>49655584
>Overseas journey
>Lucky color red
YANG it is

>>49655700
Sounds like you are ready to take a pozzed cock up your ass while vacationing

What the hell is happening to the British pound?

>>49655725
Should just up the retirement age to 70, make all the boomers go back to work until energy prices decrease. They created this fucking mess.

>>49655720
I don’t want it to go up though. Why would I want it to go back up? It hasn’t gone down enough. It’s still overvalued. I don’t even have short positions. I’ve even been buying the last few days. I just want things to be back in balance.

>>49655700
sounds like you're going to a foriegn prison, did you do something illegal, like a cybercrime?
>>49655743
chink employment numbers are better than expected so i can see it.

>>49655736
Don't buy bottoms and always sell early.

>>49655702
Yes. But merely banning it for show while technically allowing it is not.

>>49655790
SP500 has a PE of 16.5.

We’re pretty balanced outside of a few dozen companies like dash and Tesla that need to crater.

>>49655736
buy uranium calls for uuuu and uec

>>49655793
>sounds like you're going to a foriegn prison, did you do something illegal, like a cybercrime?
Bro that’s a fantastic observation. Far more likely since I hate vacations and the color orange.

>>49655700
Jesus fuck.... it's not looking good for us Gemini bros

>Gemini Thursday Jun 16th, 2022 Daily HOROSCOPE
>You will be in a bad mood today. You will prefer being isolated and would not like to be active in being social. Fortune has not been fair with you in many areas of life. And this fact is frustrating you and is making you lose on your hope. Instability in love life will add on to your mental pressure. In all it’s not a very happening day for you but try not to dwell in negativity.
>Your Lucky color is OrangeRed.
>Your Lucky number is 26.

>>49655736
Opening your bussy will bring much fortune

>>49655765
Climbing out of its monthly "pound"ing?

>>49655803
This. Don't aim to perfectly hit peaks and valleys. Aim to be in the top 15% of them.

>>49655819
16 is still high. What would it be if Tesla’s PE went to 20 where it belongs?

>>49655838
>Gemini Thursday Jun 16th, 2022

Did I blackout for an entire day?

>>49653912
based

>>49655736
when you're building a portfolio, buy dips via dollar cost averaging on a bi-weekly, monthly, and quarterly basis with goals of obtaining certain shares in mind.

>>49655243
>futures green
>they're literally lower than yesterday
Do you faggots ever actually look at SPX? Or do you just look up some shit site, see 0.1% and go "wooooooo green futures time to slurp!" and then get heemed every day?

>>49655869
I think the site I'm looking at is in India... it ain't looking too much better for Wednesday, but maybe some money!?

>Gemini Wednesday Jun 15th, 2022 Daily HOROSCOPE
>Complications are likely to arise in relationships. This may make you feel frustrated and annoyed as you really don’t know how to reverse the situations. You may lose on your temper today. But it is advised to stay positive and leave the circumstances as they are. Things will improve as the time will pass. Healthwise, you may consider being on medication. For now, it is the best way to deal the situation, but do not get habitual to them. Financially, inflow of cash from an unknown source can be anticipated.
>Your Lucky color is Plum.
>Your Lucky number is 20.

>>49655803
>>49655883
solid advice

>>49655840
Rocker when did your ban expire?

>>49655826
sus

>>49655826
>tfw long UUUU and selling CCs on the peaks

>>49655925
Hahaha what kind of horoscope tells you to get on medication. Did Pfizer buy them out????

>>49655390
>god help us all

how do I take advantage of the upcoming sales increase of rope and rope-related products?

>>49655981
Buy alcohol related companies. Cigs too

>>49655966
That’s a demon and it deserves to be killed.

What the hell

>>49655981
>Funeral plots are expensive
>Cremation is cheaper
>But you need energy to burn the bodies
Oil? Oil.

>>49655790
you're missing out buddy its too late the fomo is going to consume you. the rsi and macd hourly are all turning upwards for big boy stocks like nvda msft amzn googl tsla, even garbage like meta and nflx. look at the 5 hour on aapl, which is literally spy is getting bullish. big money has been accumulating shares the past 2 days so they can reverse the trade when they rip it back up. dxy, 10yr, vix are all turning down on the hourly and daily. spy is at the bottom of its price channel. futures is turning upwards on the 5 hour and has a daily reversal from yesterday and today. its over

>>49655966
God has left the building

>bussy
>siga
>gay sex
>siggas
christ im gonna have to get 4chanx just to filter all this literal shitposting.

>>49655640
Leo bros, our time is here.

>>49655947
my horoscope said im going to do well so not sus

>>49656003
I’ve been buying since Friday because it’s fun. I expect to get absolutely heemed and I don’t care at all.

>>49655640
based

>>49655819
>>49655861
16.5 is still >1 std dev above average since WW2

>>49656085
>A loan required urgently will materialise soon
R-rate cut?

>>49655838
>it's not looking good for us Gemini bros
it never did,

It’s there anything left that won’t be blamed on whites?

>>49655925
>Financially, inflow of cash from an unknown source can be anticipated.

>>49656003
>big money has been accumulating shares the past 2 days
meanwhile hedge funds are dumping faster than post lehman

HUSA predictions by EOW?

>>49655997
>aries
kys

Can we talk about Coterra?

Would you touch this chart?

anybody have that chart of previous bear markets and S&P losses? its a bit concerning that we're only down 21%-ish so far

>>49656112
based

>>49656112
Explain to me what causes them to act like this?

>>49656108
i live in brazil

>>49655640
>You will be able to resolve a financial problem bugging you for long.
this is it. SOXL to 0.50 then to 500.

>>49656031
Yeah, well I plugged it into the art AI and I'm pretty sure the bird is me, and I'm jumping off a cliff of red. So my schizo sense is telling me not to buy uranium calls.

>>49656139
It’s the best sign. Non-Aries are all pussy’s

>>49656149
Not with a 10 foot pole, but that also looks like SPX.

>>49656171
Jealousy

>>49656171

>>49656171
Imagine feeling more comfortable around non-whites. That doesn't even make since. No one treats people better than whites and whites treat non whites extremely well compared to themselves.

>>49655883
is that a man?

>>49656199
fuck
then I really hope the short side of my portfolio works out

>>49656182
The Aries I’ve known are projecting, insecure, loudmouth faggots. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence though since astrology is bullshit.

>>49656251
that's such a Taurus/Capricorn/Virgo thing to say

finna go all in on weekly calls as Jerome takes the mic tomorrow

what does it mean

>smg talking about horoscopes
Oh yeah. Shit is fucked.
Speaking of fucked, make sure you buy SIGA.

>>49656179
That is a soaring bird anon flying off strong tailwinds across a pretty ocean

>>49656280
>that's such a Taurus/Capricorn/Virgo thing to say

so do i buy tqqq before jpows speech? everyone pricing in the .75 number seems like a setup.

>>49656171
If wh*toids would just let go of christianity it would all be over. G*d isn't omnibenevolent, he's a zionist.

>>49656171
It goes back to the bronze age attacks on jewish people.

>>49656326
Eight chances of nine in heading back to school, one out of nine of taking the Valhallan route out to my eyes big chief.

When do I put my cash into the market?

I just want to make enough money on the stock market that I can retire at age 36 and go live alone for the rest of my life on an asteroid between Mars and Jupiter
Is that so much to ask for?

>>49656334
did i get it right?

>>49656328
There has got to be 100 people or less that make up /smg/ right? Most of them are being ass fucked by soxl, and tqqq.

The shortages haven’t even manifested yet and people here think the bull run is resuming.

>>49656326
Top left: coin dispenser - your portfolio will be pennies after buying SOXL
Left middle: guns - shooting yourself
Bottom middle: still browsing /biz/ as you're stuck here forever

>>49656391
No, I’m a Libra. I thought you were being ironic.

>>49656171
Their culture is based entirely around victimhood both real and imagined. For this reason they will always work against whoever they perceive as the enemy, be it muslims or whites. Their own religious literature explicitly allows them to engage in evil means to do so.
>>49656326
curious it included a lower and stock there

>>49656330
So what your saying is that my debt burden would be so extreme after buying uranium calls on margin that I would have to fake my own death and flee the country to escape?
>>49656326
I think its telling you that you will have to pick between being a wagie, going back to school or shooting yourself
>>49656328
The market gets more schizo, then the /smg/ posting gets more schizo - correlation or causation?

>>49656112
the most powerful man in the world, everyone

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>>49656481
you're*

>>49656452
those signs supposedly are less likely to believe in horoscopes

Anyone talking horoscopes better a woman

>>49656101
Everything before 100% fiat dollars doesn't apply.

>>49656580
Are they allowed on the Internet still?

Im tired of settling in life

>>49656481
no the bird is your portfolio after buying uranium calls, soaring to new heights

>>49656580
they will never be a woman

>>49656580
billionaires use astrology

>>49656618

Gundlach says The Federal Reserve should raise the Fed Funds rate to 3%.

https://twitter.com/truthgundlach/status/1536903279698800640?s=21&t=kivYCMB-UmJsXkgyKiccsQ

>>49653933
Checked

The bottom.. I feel it

>>49653845
75 bps is priced in at this point

>>49656621
I’m gonna need a source and an example of that, Bucko.

>>49656594
Unfortunately, yes. But I refuse to stand by and let esmegee be shat up with women's topics

it's all gonna be okay bros

BOIL

>>49656656
JP Morgan talked a ton about it.

>>49656656
JP Morgan

>>49656670
Vat vebsite iz zis?

>>49656101
lol does this chart understand what standard deviations are? that 0% line should be reshifted to like +25% at least

>>49656681
Ah yes the real satanists. Thank you. I’ll look in to it. Sounds interesting.

>>49656638
I don't get it

>He's going all in Commodities
>He's going to get absolutely fucked by the pox
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>49656720
Seems like the brown trad lady is trying to protect the confused child from the onions faggot commie nigger.

>>49655353
Which fucking video was this from?

>>49656638
Do lefties actually think these are good when they make them?

>>49656716
>picture related is moon cycles matching up to the S&P
This is a dark road anon, be careful

>futures keep going up
you just know whats going to happen tomorrow

>>49656731
he sure took his damn time. he might even be too late at this point

>>49656777
He is late.
HE IS SO LATE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING. DOLLAR MILKSHAKE WILL HAPPEN, RECESSION WILL HAPPEN, DEMAND DESTRUCTION ON A SCALE NEVER SEEN. WHAT THE FUCK.

>He's thinking of buying
Don't do it, Jimmy

>open twitter
>see this

kek wtf

>>49656777
checked

>>49656754
The first one when you were introduced. You remember the slow dance? John was very tender to you

>>49656810
you shouldn't buy without consulting your horoscope

>>49656754
Who knows anymore. He's went off his rocker.

>>49656810
Your getting your stocks pumped kind

Migrate
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>>49656810
holy shit, my name is jimmy

>>49656810
Your getting yours stocks pumped kid

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>>49656182
Leo is the best sign

>>49656894
no Taurus is, we're literally a bull

>>49656868
Fuck you

New
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>>49656171
it's in their blood to want to eradicate whites. They want to rule over slaves and whites are the only ones standing in their way

>>49656924
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NEW

>>49656906
the lion is clearly better than a fucking cow

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>>49656803
When do I go 50% DRIP?

>>49654263
I'm waiting for female nfts with penis to say that at least my tastes are not only awesome but worth something.
maybe if I get it closer to lace i could taste the cock of one.