/biz/ - Business & Finance

i would prepare for the corona virus and thats about it

>>49638530
nigger

Ask her out.

>>49638530
That's a man

>>49638530
that girl you're obsessing over is going to get fat and marry some chud

BUY BTC
SELL IN 2018 @ 20K
BUY BACK @ 3K
SELL IN 2021 @ 50K
BUY BACK IN 2023 @ 3K
SELL IN 2030 @ 10 MILLION

>>49638530
Don't take that first hit of meth

>>49638530
Put all your college tuition into BTC and sell/buy on these days until 2022.

>WAZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPP?

>>49638530
>You know that Bitcoin thing you're trying to buy with a debit card right now but can't find a way how? Go to a website called bitcointalk.org and do whatever it takes to buy from people there, yes even if it makes travelling on a plane to buy some in person.

open bitcoin core and fry your Pentium you retard

What answers are you expecting OP? Every answer is going to be buy btc one way or another and you'll get a handful of meme answers. Shit thread, go back it really is over.

>>49638530
Don't lose your btc wallet password and also don't buy oxycontin with the coins, sell @ 65k.

>>49638530
that bird gonna be trippin balls

>>49638604
>swinging btc when you bought it for $1
Why would you do this wtf this is insanely retarded

>>49638530
>Bro it’s me from the future, proof? You peed the bed when you were a kid and have a bad case of nylon fetish.
>Buy this stuff called bitcoin as much as possible, don’t put them on mt gox, once some shit called ethereum release swap all your bitcoin for it then sell everything in january 2018 then buy back during the coronarivus crash then sell again at 4800 in 2021. Also drink kefir,’it will fix your fucked up gut.

>>49639020
futurebro sounds like a real bro

>>49638530
buy btc @3k in 2018
falcons blow a 25 point lead at halftime
Leicester city wins in
warriors blow a 3-1 lead

sports betting against huge odds is like x1000

>>49638530
Buy Bitcoin.
Sell in 2013 for $1000.
Buy Ethereum ICO in 2014.
Sell Ethereum in 2017 at $300.
Buy Chainlink ICO in 2017.
Sell Chainlink in 2021 at $50.
Buy Shiba Inu in July 2021 and sell in November 2021.
Yes, you can say that all in one minute.

>>49638530
BITCOIN IS A SCAM

>>49639215
sportsbetting is a trap to catch time travelers do not engage

>>49638530
move to india and marry a cute brown woman

>>49638530
Cut your leg at the knee so you don't have to lose it all because the gangrene has already set in and spread beyond the ankle. That or quit hiking forever or always carry a fully charged satellite phone

>>49638530
You will have cancer in 2020
Enjoy life while you have more than few years to live

Ha, funnily enough I was on /g/ back then. 09' to be exact, wanted to get in but was a poor skater. I told my boy we needed to build a mining rig and he said I was retarded. There used to be surveys that you could do for BTC. I amassed 60 BTC. That wallet is gone. No info on where it is at all. It's on my old laptop that died. I have been trying to access this old email for almost 4 years no avail.

go all in on btc until end of 2017
god is real
be yourself and be truthful
be a force of good in the world
enjoy the ride
disregard superficial women, the media, and read plato

>>49638530
DON'T GO TO VIRGINIA.
IF SOMEONE STARTS TELLING YOU ABOUT JEWS YOU LEAVE AND YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN

>>49638530
Stay in Greece, just never return.

>>49639352
kek
>>49639433
sorry to hear that fren

>>49638643
WWUUUUZAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49638530
stop watching shitty and rigged football

>>49638530
Yoooo nigga uhhhmmmmmm *hangs up*

>>49638604
>SELL IN 2030 @ 10 MILLION
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

>>49639020
this

>>49639352
this, sportsball outcomes and lotteries are subject to change with tiny timeline fluctuations.

>>49638530
Someone explain what happens here? Never seen this webm before

>>49638862
To make more bitcoin?

>>49639716
What's not to get?

>>49638862
because you know the future.
you swing to maximise profits with zero risk.
>insanely retarded
no u

Why are there a bunch of joints in the phone and why does he feed them to the pterodactyl?

>>49638530
>WRITE THIS DOWN
>BUY BITCOIN
>SELL IT AT 18K EACH IN 2017
>FIND A GIRL NAMED (wife name)
>TELL HER YOU GOT A TIP YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER FROM THE FUTURE
>SHE'S WEIRD SHE'LL BELIEVE IT AND ITLL WORK OUT
>GET A HOUSE AND BUY BTC UNTIL IT REACHES $65,000 EACH AND SELL
>KEEP HALF PUT HALF INTO CHAINLINK WHEN IT DROPS TO $6
>MAKE COPIES AND DONT LOSE THIS INFORMATION YOU JACKASS
Then I magically turn into a lone homeless drug addict in present time.
I fucked it up.

>>49639304
you would end up the same for being inpatient

>>49638530
DON’T EAT THE FISH !

>>49638530
"When you hear about Ethereum, go and research it and other cryptocurrencies and spend all the money you make working part time while at community college on Ethereum instead of Magic the Gathering cards. You'll be glad you did when the Acura NSX you've always dreamed of owning becomes a $80k classic car."

>>49638530
>it’s gonna be difficult at times, but everything’s gonna be ok. dont worry, its just a ride.

Sell your AMC options at the top you retard.

> they went to 0

>>49639802
Is that animatronic or an actual pelican in a k-hole?

>>49638604
3k is saylor liquidation price

>>49638530
Plant drugs in Alex Reali’s car because he’s gonna ruin your relationship with bitch.

>>49639433
Stay unvaccinated chud

>>49638530
use this!
best way to survive bear market and this crash ? accumulate!
with this token sniper you'll get every new token on pancakeswap , it detects honeypots and avoid them!!
check it out !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwezjkHEHz8

then hang up

>The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>49638669
>>49639020
>Buy this stuff called bitcoin as much as possible
Bad advice.
If you bought as much btc as possible in 2009 or early 2010, you'd become such a whale that it could negatively impact btc's future, maybe to the point where it would never pump.
I'd say buy about 20000 bitcoin at most, but even that amount could be risky due to unforeseen butterfly effect-like consequences. To really be safe I'd say buy no more than 5000. Or even better, invest all your money on Core i7 motherboards (and later on, Radeon GPUs) and just earn bitcoin by mining.

Instead of talking about bitcoin I would just send myself some big prize lottery results, easier and cleaner money, especially when in my country lottery prizes are exempt from taxes.

Kill yourself already, it's not gonna get any better.

I would tell myself in the past to not go to Haiti as a blue helmet.

Nothing bad ever happened to me, but my hate for "colored """"people"""" prevent me from growing anywhere. That place changes people...

>>49638530
"Kill yourself"

>>49638530
Get a job ASAP, whatever the job is, no matter the pay, Buy Bitcoin, no questions asked, just fucking buy each month, sell once you have at least 10 million USD and enjoy life.

>>49638530
I would tell myself to sell the top at 60K

I'd say
>hey retard, it's you from the future, i know how to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams but im not gonna tell you HAHAHAHAHA FATTY
and then hang up

>>49638530
central banks are the cause of every problems, they create money and devalue all savings and make our world the way it is; buy as much bitcoin as you can and store it on a hardware wallet and don't lose it

>>49638530
Pour your whole life savings into bitcoin and you'll never work a day in your life

>>49639304

Sell the what? Buy the what? How do you spell that?

>>49638530
Stay off the weed as much as you can, don't go to college until you can get away from your family, read this book and find a meeting. Find a good apartment and beater car nearby, here's how, and if you can, dump at least a grand into Bitcoin as soon as you can. Sell half when it's well into the 5 figures and let the rest ride. Hard times ahead son, but if you make it work you're going to be better off than you ever thought possible before.

>>49638530
"Sneed"

>>49640672
>blue helmet
Did you told them to drink their corn syrup or what?

>>49638530
>Kill him when you have the chance you won’t have that opportunity ever again and buy as much bitcoin as you can brother, I love you you will do great things in life if you listen to my advice. As for me it’s too late

>>49638530
well i was already in art school so i was too late. i would tell myself. don't go on reddit and start buying crypto and stocks. don't sell em under any circumstance.

>>49638604
>>49638862
>>49639798
This is the problem with the market today.
Whales who got in early and have tens of thousands of BTC aren't satisfied, they have to "swing trade" to get more.
Except they make waves so huge it crashes the market for normal folk.
Extreme fucking greed.

>>49639304
>>49641011
this and also
> who the fuck is this?
> why should i listen to you?
then you would try to remember wtf was said when btc did crash from 1000.

>>49638606
This
It's the first hit that gets you addicted, I'd tell myself to start with the second hit

>>49639433
Jesus the fuck did you step into?

The girl you like obviously likes you you dumb fuck. Holy shit you are autistic if you can't see this. She literally asked you out and you don't see it. You are fucking stupid.
Oh yeah and buy that stupid bitcoin thing you are joking with your friends on Skype about. It seems like a joke and honestly it is but for some reason a bunch of faggots online think imaginary internet coins are really worth something in 2020.

>>49638604
you are given one job. and you go ahead and tell yourself some stupid shit like "sell in 2030" when it obviously hasn't even happened yet, stud. way to give up such a golden imaginary opportunity

dont fuck ur cousin. its not worth it

>>49638530
Hitler was right, return to tradition, don't go to college, impregnate that retard before her family ruins her further, start lifting, eat more meat

>>49638602
happens every time

>>49638530
Wear a condom

I love pelicans

>>49638604
If you did that you could turn yourself into such a whale that you alter the course of history and fuck it up

>I'm you from the future, grab a pen and paper asap I only have 1 minute
>Do EVERYTHING you can do get as much btc as possible right NOW, google it
>don't hold btc in mt. Gox after 2012
>sell btc $18 june 2011
>buy btc around $2 nov 2011
>after this use coinbase or binance
>april 2013 $200
>july $70
>December $1k
>2015 Jan 250
>2017 december 19k
>2018 December 3.5k
>2019 July 12k
>2020 march 4k
>2021 double top 60k april november
>retire

>>49638530
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

>>49638530
Don't spend a second of your fucking life working in an office or waging. Write. Write now. Homelessness or making it writing. Those are your options.

>>49641989
∆
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>>49638530
Buy all bitcoin you can sell when it hits $60k

>>49638530
Niggers tongue my anus

>>49638530
Tell Mom she has breast cancer and do chemotherapy as soon as possible or get rid of the breasts before it metastasis. Do not trust that doctor in newport ——-, he will kill her with immunetarapy.
Stop Jacking off 20 times per day, stop fantasizing (Daydreaming) about that it will get out of control, avoid visiting that site if not go to /g/ and later /biz/. Have multiple cold wallets DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRYPTO to anyone just gather as much as possible.
You know what to do, don’t get greedy and pray every day before bed.
Virus in March 2020 buy stocks and crypto.

It’s you 13 years in the future, you threw a red toy car through the window breaking it when you are younger.

>>49638604
this except i wouldn't tell them what we don't know, just what we already know

"LOOK UP BITCOIN, BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, YES. BITCOIN! AND LATER ON, ETHEREUM. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO GO ALL IN. ALSO MINE IT. SELL AT 20K. RE-BUY AT 3K, SELL AT 60K. PREPARE FOR THE VIRUS IN 2020, WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE LOCKDOWNS. KILL GEORGE FLOYD BEFORE THE COPS KILL HIM, ONE FENTANYL OD SHOULD BE ENOUGH YOU'LL FIND OUT ABOUT FENTANYL IN A COUPLE OF YEARS ITS GREAT. THAT IS MY TRANSMISSION."

>>49638530
short bitcoin in 2021

>>49638530
americans will see this video and still deny their country is a shithole

>>49638530
i tell him what i did 10 years prior for him to believe me, then avoid this girl at work to avoid marrying her.

>>49639020
>What's coronavirus ?

>>49638530
>get a pen and paper
>Buy bitcoin. As much as you can get
>sell in 2018
>buy again in 2019
>sell at 12k
>rebuy in march 2020
>buy an assload of dogecoin too.
>sell bitcoin when it hits 60k in 2021
>sell all your doge at .69 and don't look back
>if you're not sufficiently rich enough, rebuy in july 2021
>sell at 69k
>retire forever.

1. prove its me (spill a dark secret)
2. buy btc now. google everyday until you can eth doge & shib
3. dating market goes insane so marry your best option in HS
4. this covers money so maximize friendships, because thats what ultimately makes you happy
>>49643868
5. if i still had time id shill nofap

>>49638530
What is he feeding the pelican?

>NIGGER
>*hang up*

To be honest i would not have anything to say to myself in 2010. I am very happy with my choices and the general direction of my life and I'd be scared to fuck it up. My life now is much better than it was then, not just materially but spiritually, on a very fundamental human level

Also, 2010 me wouldn't have answered the phone anyway

>>49644198
based

>>49644198

>>49644198
>changing the past won't change the present me

>>49638530
Mine bitcoin and stack it and Tesla stock for 10 years
Sell in 2020 when coronavirus becomes a thing and buy back that summer for the next bull run

>>49638530
BTC. Buy it even if you have to steal.

>>49641291
>Except they make waves so huge it crashes the market for normal folk.
Normal folk here, gonna buy more, fucking retard.

>>49640537
It was inevitable that BitCoin was to ascend, it had first mover digital energy advantage

Buy bitconnect

>>49641291
Like, the reason I'm buying crypto is because I can't afford to buy even a couple blue chip stocks never mind enough to generate dividends.

>>49638604
>be me
>receive information from my future self
>set for life, nothing can go wrong
>follow my future self's instructions to the letter
>put everything i have into bitcoin when i'm told to buy
>sell it all when i'm told to sell and hold it in savings until the next buy opportunity
>absolutely filthy stinking rich in 2022
>go all into bitcoin for the final climb to 10 million
>bitcoin drops to 0
>lost everything i have, now completely broke
why did my future self do this to me?

>go to alternate time traveling universe
>everyone told their past selves to buy bitcoin
>bitcoin is forever stuck at like 10 usd
>litecoin is the big coin in this universe

>sup
>it's me from 2022
>you can't believe how many retards try to tell their 2010 selves to buy coins and wait 10 years
>here are the lottery numbers for this week your time

Get bitcoin and don’t marry that cunt.

>>49638530
poor bird, its very diseased and suffering

>What do you say?
Your mom is gay you massive faggot and hang the phone

>>49644341
Are you legitimately retarded?
The premise in OP here is that you send a message to 2010 you.
That was the time when you could mine thousands of bitcoin really quickly on any common desktop computer.

The logical result with giving swing trade instructions to that person is that a whale with tens of thousands of bitcoins crashes the market repeatedly during the cycles in trying to get more.

And that you're no longer the current poorfag you.
You have to be really fucking dumb if you can't even follow a simple cause and effect like that.

>skip college
>seriously that shit is a gigantic fucking waste of time and money
>oh and by the way, mine bitcoin
>even if you end up losing the wallet at least you'll be one of those guys with a "I could've been rich" story

>>49638530
It gets better
Go for a walk

It's not going to get any better so just an hero and save yourself the pain

>>49638530
So as not to fuck up my timeline I'd tell myself to mine bitcoin, but not to talk about it or do anything with it until 2021.

>>49638530
I would probably won't answer

If I get prep time lotto numbers
If not buy btc and eth with every cent you get and store it safely not on any exchanges
Memorable UFC upsets to make money while waiting for btc and eth to moon

>>49638530
>Buy as much Bitcoin as you can, you doublenigger.

>>49640537
winning more than two large lottery's would get you seriously investigated by many many organizations. there was a powerball in 2016 that netted the winner 980 million, id just go with that one and have a list of things to invest in and call it a day.

>>49640672
Green text

>>49645195
>investigated
And what will that investigation find that would disqualify you from your winnings?

>>49638530
>Your are not that smart
>Stop being a nerd
>Buy etherium
End of call

>>49643923
>WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE LOCKDOWNS
what would this accomplish? what actionable thing would your past self do?

>it gets worse, way worse

>>49638530

Write this down. Buy Bitcoin ASAP and sell it at $60k. Date/Fuck/Love Monica and don't be an asshole to her.

>>49645258
even if you were squeaky clean before 2010, do you want several organizations pouring over your life and history, bugging your shit and digging through your trash?

>>49638530
DUMP THAT BITCH NOW! Also buy btc, eth and link as soon as you can.

>>49638530

khm..
"BUY BTC and ETH, SELL SHIT IF NEEDED BUY, HOLD TILL 60k, SELL ALL @60, BUY BACK AT 30k, SELL ALL AT 60k, Enjoy money the end."

Pls make it so.