/biz/ - Business & Finance

we need to put you in a faster hamster wheel honey

There are a lot more houses on the market where I live now and a lot of them have recent price cuts. Oh nononon, is this the only market where you get to see the actual bagholders listed right in front of you?

Based Zestimate © poster

>>49638482
how long until she starts demanding to sell?

>>49638482
everything is down right now kitten. i'll work on adding some crown molding to the basement bedroom. just don't tell your parents about the zestimate ok honey?

>>49638482
It’s okay I bought into a good neighborhood with high desirability. There’s no way prices can go back to what they were 3 years ago.

>>49638482
that's right simp, make her money, slave and serve her. Then get divorced raped.

>>49638482
Sometimes I’m glad my wife is an idiot. I never have to worry about her saying stupid things like this to me. All she wants to do is cuddle with our baby and workout and cook. Thank god she knows her place and is a good wife not some retard who spouts dumb economic memes she knows nothing about.

>>49638482
>HONEY BUN, THANKS TO CHILDLESS MARRIAGE WE CAN NOW AFFORD A 400k 800 sqft APARTMENT IN DC!!!
>AND AT THE CURRENT MARKET RATE OUR APARTMENT WILL BE WORTH DOUBLE IN 5 YEARS!!
>WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT 2 WEEK MEGA DISNEY VACATION YOU ALWAYS WANTED

>>49638482
Just had an experience with one seller single lady thinking her home is over valued by 100k markets have changed honey those days are over. I offered her 40k less waited and finally pulled the offer . Femnoid can’t even decide if she wants to sell

Giving a shit about the value of the house you’re living in is retarded. Unless you plan on selling, all higher value does is rape you on property taxes.

>>49638482
How many times are you gonna post this retarded thread

Based Zestimate poster

>>49638949
Shut up tard

>>49638993
suck my balls, faggot

>endless zestimate posting
>no r34
Dead thread. Dead board.

>>49638482
>sign a contract to pay Jews for 30 years
OMG I HAVE HALF A MILLION HOME EQUITY NOW GUISE

>>49638482
>Honey don’t worry. Our HELOC is only $1,000/month and we can live off the $400k we earned in real estate to travel the world. Nothing can go wrong

>>49639251
What kinda r34 you looking for my man, i got monsters

>>49638583
I hope you’re right since I did the same in my area but saying prices can never go back down is delusional

>>49639414
Bobo and JPow NTRing Honey by raping femjak eiffel tower style. JPow burns a cigarette out honey and Bobo hits the "crash market Y/N" button on $Z

are ZESTIMATES™ actually declining?

>>49639610
er, no i dont have that
i just have doom monsters sucking cock

>>49639641
>>49638482
No

this is now board tradition, never stop op and if so, somebody will surely carry the mantle

>>49639653
>endless zestimate posting
>no r34
Dead thread. Dead board.

>>49638482

>>49638482
cringe no land coper

>>49638482
kek

>closed on house yesterday
>zestimate shows $50k higher than my buy price
>sold bitcorn and efferium and boomer stocks right before the crash to buy in cash
lol'ing while everything crashes and burns

>>49638805
Alright you deserve a (you)
hearty kek

>>49638482
>Imagine valuing your wealth on property where you live.

NGMI

>>49638482
I'm living with my parents forever

>>49639797
nigger, get on my level of horny

>>49639610
it's scary how mainstream cuckshit has become
(((they))) really outdid themselves this time

>>49638949
When it stops being funny, and it's still hilarious. Biz has always had the best memes.

Starting to see 25k price cuts. This winter's gonna be brutal.

do these threads actually mean its going up again?

>>49638517
Nfts. It's delicious btw

>>49640460
>buying in cash when interest rates are about to spike and you could get it half off in a year

>>49644123
>2 more weeks
If that does happen I'll start buying investment property

>>49640058
this was made by a seething rentoid.
enjoy never having the space to have the kid that you brag about others not having.
I have a comfy 135k starter home bought in early 2019, waiting for a market crash. any losses I could take assuming housing crashes to pre 2019 levels are still nowhere near the losses of renting for the past 3 years.

>>49644123
>implying it will be half off
it would dip like 20% at most and would be at an interest rate of 8%

>>49638482
It's always 1pbtid lmao i just imagine some seething anon who makes this post every day and then just storms off raging about his gf and doesn't even read the replies.

>>49638583
Hey kid, nothing personal

>>49644514
consider the opposite
chill anon who makes the joke and doesn't overstay his welcome by replying to bullshit
1pbtid posters are the only ones using this website correctly now

>>49638850
you sure showed her!

>>49638715
She sounds like a keeper.
Nice job anon.

>>49644712
but he does it every day, how chill can you be posting some weird real estate roastie bait every single day

>>49639653
post them

>HEY BABY DID YOU SEE THE ZESTIMATE? ITS UP +12100 OVER THE PAST 30 DAYS. LETS SELL THE HOUSE AND BUY IN THE NEXT NEIGHBORHOOD SO WE CAN GET SOME EXTRA MONEY
>HONEY THE ZESTIMATE HAS GONE DOWN A LITTLE. ITS -2300 TODAY ALONE! LETS REFINANCE THE HOUSE SO WE CAN DO SOME REMODELING AND HOPEFULLY GET THAT ZESTIMATE AGAIN!
>WILL! WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BRING THE ZESTIMATE UP! ITS CRASHING
>William, we need to talk. I think it’s time we part ways. You are clearly financially irresponsible. Junior is going to stay with you and I’m going to go move in my parents before we begin the divorce process. I just don’t think we’re going to work out. We’ll have to find a way to split the finances and custody of Junior. I’ll take the dog with me though. I hope you treat your next better than you treated me. From now on you’ll be speaking with my lawyer.

>>49641737
howardbros...

What's the state with the best growing periods to buy a small bit of land and a trailer in?

>>49638482
based. Housing bagholders are the worst posters here, rivaling that of GME fags.
If I really need a house, I'll build it myself niggers. I don't want neighbors anyways.

>>49640058
Rent IS flushing money down the toilet tbq

>>49638482
To this day, I have no idea what Zestimate is and I have no intention of looking it up. Therefore - hoomers - whatever bad is coming your way:
>LOL
>LMAO even
And with that, I am leaving this thread

>>49638850

I KNOW WHAT I GOT

>>49639641

This said 22% gain a couple weeks ago.

>>49640460

>buying the gigatop

how does one turn into a fucking tard that's spamming /biz/ with the same fucking thread every fucking day? Genuinely curious here.

>>49638583
Lmao wait till 50% of the houses in your neihborhood foreclose because they cant pay their their helocs

>>49646810

>my $200 of principal payment makes it all worth it

>>49638715
Does she do the needful?