/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49630836
OH NO NO NO

>>49630836
Imagine being a coinbase wagie first your RSUs go to shit and now your company is just fucked.

>>49630836
>TWITTE RSCRRENSHIUYT FRTHRED

probably getting rid of all the representation token worthless positions ala Netflix

>>49630881
that's what you deserve for working for a scam establishment. there's nothing that a centralized middleman exchange that skims money from people brings to the table, it should crash, burn and die

LOL

I stupidly bought the other day ago on Coinbase using ACH and have to wait until June 21st to send it to my other wallet. Hope Coinbase doesn't go to hell by then. Should have used anchorusd

>>49630930
>we grew too quickly, sorry wagie now fuck off

>>49630836
>tfw your company that you worked since the early days finally ipos
>your locked in shares are now worth 1/10 of the ipo price
post yfw

>>49630836
Cuckbase will be fine

>>49630930
https://blog.coinbase.com/a-message-from-coinbase-ceo-and-cofounder-brian-armstrong-578d76eedb12
if anyone want to read the whole thing ig

tbf ALOT of other corporations will be downsizing in this upcoming shitshow of an economy

but the news keeps telling me we're not in a recession

>>49631016
?? who? what. lmao

>>49630962
imagine being dumb enough to fall for the "shares in a private company" meme. also you left out there part where multiple rounds of ((((funding)))) diluted your pre-ipo shares to basically nothing.

i just redownloaded the app. i also downloaded gemini again. i mostly use binance but i don't feel happy having all of my money in any one investment, exchange or bank so will be shifting some around.

i also looked into getting a panama bank account partly for the lols. the national bank app only has 10k downloads and zero reviews. almost everything is in spanish with no translate option. the app also doesn't seem to work. i managed to get it to entirely freeze at the login screen without even doing anything (don't even have an account to try logging in with anyway).

i also got the ubs and credit suisse apps but the account setup is a bit more involved than normal uk retail banks.

>>49631016
>the news
the jews*

>>49630930
wait. in the beginning of 2021 they had 1,250 employees and are now firing 1,100? how many they got rn??

>>49631076
the jews.
>always is
>never i'nnt
simple as.

>>49630930
>200% year over year since 2021
200% for one year.

>>49630930
OAHHH SHITTT!!!

>>49630836
Good

>>49630836
Didn't they recently admit that in the event of collapse their customers would lose their funds? Lmao

>>49630930
Holy fuck they're firing HALF THE COMPANY

As someone who hides most of their wealth in their Coinbase wallet, I am scared bros.

>>49631095
Still quite a lot, this seems to be only about 18% of the workforce

>>49631274
You deserve what is coming.

>>49631274
Wtf are you doing, get that shit into an actual wallet

>>49631045
if you're early enough all of that doesnt matter

>>49631274
>>49631435
I’m in a similar boat. What’s a good wallet recommendation?

What exchange should I use I want to buy the dip

>>49631310
so they've got about 6000 employees, near 5000 of whom were hired in the last year? I'd bet about 3% of those never bothered showing up, ever, just collected the paycheck. No cunt would notice in that fucking chaos.

>>49631007
A lot of trash tech is downsizing less so real economy

>>49630997
ty anon, was gonna ask

>>49630836
the jews at coinbase know it is over. this is what happened when you try to penny pinch. you cut your workforce. 1/5 of their employees? lol about to be 1/2 by next week.

they don't know what they want to be anymore
they cant keep adding shitcoins and brown scams and then turn around and think they can attract institutional custodial business.

Binance will literally rule the world

>>49631274
Coinbase will be fine. They know what they're doing. Other exchanges are different stories.

>>49630836
Craig Wright (Satoshi Nakamoto) predicted this.

>>49632065
>They know what they're doing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinbaseAssets/status/1536374588652896256

>>49630930
>there were new use cases enabled by crypto

Literally nothing has changed on that front. It's all been the same ponzi schemes with new packaging.

>>49630836
Kek. Good. There is this faggot Tc39 cuck I sort of know and I hope he gets fucked first. But he can probably get a job anywhere if he hasn't already.

>>49631548
They're just shifting imaginary internet coins.
Why do they even need 6000 employees to begin with?

The only time I use coinbase is to buy ICP or to get free crypto from earn. I'm not sure why they need to have so many staff.

>USDC will rug before tether

>>49631274
>hiding wealth
>public exchange

>>49630836
how did they fuck this up , have one of the highest fees on the market and still lose money what a bunch of incompetent retards

>>49631045
I mean, sometimes it’s just cream on top of the offer so who really cares?

>>49631016
Normie news always lies for a few months to give the real citizens time to position for the collapse.

>>49631463
Exodus is a good wallet. It supports a lot of coins and is easy to use

>>49632538
>I mean, sometimes it’s just cream on top of the offer so who really cares?
they may have temporarily hired a bunch of extra staff to deal with account opening and withdrawals during the rally. now it's dying down, they won't need them so much

the uk civil service did this during Brexit and the rona times and is now laying off 90 odd thousand employees.

>>49631463
Newfag checking in. I use Coinbase and have only recently used a wallet. I was trying to transfer coins out of the wallet until I noticed $30+ fees. This whole thing is a fucking scam

> If you are affected, you will receive this notification in your personal email, because we made the decision to cut access to Coinbase systems for affected employees. I realize that removal of access will feel sudden and unexpected, and this is not the experience I wanted for you. Given the number of employees who have access to sensitive customer information, it was unfortunately the only practical choice, to ensure not even a single person made a rash decision that harmed the business or themselves.
Unlink your bank accounts from Coinbase ASAP and start learning how to make your own wallet quick, shit is going to get bad

why did they have that many employees?

OH NO
NOT THE HECKIN 1100

>>49633071
this, and that's only 20% of the work force

they have 8 THOUSAND EMPLOYEES
doing what? it sure as hell isn't support they outsource that to india

it takes maybe 10 DEVS
and maybe 5 other worthless support admin staff
that's it, dex does this shit all the time

it's not like they run their own servers or datacenters either amazon does

Summary: We the employees at Coinbase believe that the executive team has recently been making decisions that are not in the best interests of the Company, its employees, and its shareholders. COO Emilie Choi, CPO Surojit Chatterjee, and Chief People Officer LJ Brock have been the most prominent executives who have been executing plans and ideas that have led to questionable results and negative value. Some of these include the following:

The failure of the Coinbase NFT platform
The over-prioritization of certain products, which has led to a lack of focus on other important issues like infrastructure
Initiatives like the Dot Collector and the Performance review system that has led to a toxic workplace culture
Aggressively hiring for thousands of roles, despite the fact that it is an unsustainable plan and is contrary to the wisdom of the crypto industry
Not being able to output any higher or better quality products and services despite aggressively hiring more employees
Rescinding offers to new employees despite promising them that their offers would not be rescinded two weeks earlier, leading to a massive negative reception from the public and the industry at-large
The failure to communicate important ideas and plans to the rest of the company, such as the possibility of lay-offs and the plan to fix many technical debts
A generally apathetic and sometimes condescending attitude from the CPO, COO, and Chief People Officer

cba to format but this happened like 4 days ago link https://web.archive.org/web/20220609202836/https://mirror.xyz/0x58E3a8Bc8CBFC10AC2972Fb9d0cF359E21eae56b/ZIO--5ywx1z-aKs0KCQ2PeTNutVKune7zhA1D09R0q0

>>49633264
>Initiatives like the Dot Collector and the Performance review system that has led to a toxic workplace culture
are they saying it's too woke or not woke enough?

People who are losing their jobs right when we're about to enter a recession are so incredibly fucked because chances are they won't be able to land a new job in their field as everyone else is looking to lay off as well.

It's going to be a repeat of 2008 where people with phds and years of professionmal experience have to start flipping burgers and get fork lift licences just to make ends meet

>>49633351
kek who knows

lol

lmao

>>49630836
>>49630930
OH N-

>>49632725
First off use coinbase pro and second off the fees were probably network fees aka ethereum gas fees. Retard.

>>49630930
How do you overhire a thousand employees?

damn i feel bad for all the people that moved from my FAANG to coinbase........YIKES

>>49630836
Why does Coinbase need 1,100 employees? Half that would be enough, maybe even 1/3. I am guessing it is 20% devs and 80% thots.

>>49633533
hr.roastie

Relax guys they are just letting go of Full Time Employees, lots of cheap outsourcing going on right now.

>>49633597
>Why does Coinbase need 1,100 employees
they have five million odd ids to check

>>49633526
>implying the word scam doesn't apply even more correctly to gas fees
lmao

>>49630836
CoinUnbased

>>49630836

> ITS A TEMPORARY MEASURE

>>49630836
THE COINBOX......... IS DEAD

>>49630836
Yall are mad kek

>>49632725
Could have been real network fees depending on what you were trying to transfer. BTC withdraws from "Pro" are fairly cheap.

When even /v/ is more critical of twitter posts, you know your board has hit rock bottom and only has brown third worlders left.

>>49630836
Termination notices sent directly to their personal email address.

>>49630836
Why the fuck does coinbase have 6100 employees to begin with? A team of 5-10 who understand and implement crypto strategy, a team of 5 people for the website, 5 people for the app, 5 people for the backends, 5-10 people for HR, bookkeeping, facilities, IT, reception, and accounting. 2-3 in management, 2-3 in advertising/marketing/social media.
100 people tops is reasonable.

>>49633264
>the Performance review system that has led to a toxic workplace culture
kek, do your fucking job wagie
>Not being able to output any higher or better quality products and services despite aggressively hiring more employees
sounds like they had a reason for the performance reviews
>The failure to communicate important ideas and plans to the rest of the company, such as the possibility of lay-offs and the plan to fix many technical debts
that shit's none of your business, wagecuck. you put those spreadsheets together and shut the fuck up. who the fuck wrote this?

>>49634372
>That pic
>Mfw I'd pray my dad would die in a plane crash everytime he went on vacation so he'd some beating my mom and cheating on her

>>49630836
bullish, all companies tend to be panic sellers as well
>layoff employees at the bottom instead of at the top

>>49631274
Bro get a Ledger, pronto. Only buy direct from ledger.

>>49630836
>Employees revolt against shitty leadership
>Leadership responds by layoffs
Jesus thank God I got cold feet about sending any money to coinbase

>>49630836
Tweet is retarded, 1200 is their total head count, they're firing 200

>>49631463
Argent wallet. Been using it for years. Stored my 11k stinking links and other assets on it. Super secure too.

>>49634525

Fuck this wallet. Argent fuck you. Overcharging piece of shit.

>>49633526
>gas fees =/= scam!
>retard!
You’re part of the problem

>>49634418
The ones at the top are going to resign, Cuckbase called them out by name and position in their official blog post

>>49634410
I'm sorry that happened, anon

>>49630836
Why does Coinbase even need that much employees, like wtf do they even do

>>49630836
>BRD wallet users

>>49633264
Yes they sound like opportunistic parasites who do not have a track record of success.

Execs in public companies are atrocious. They're entire goal is crowd sourcing their direct reports ideas and using those ideas with a half assed execution strategy.

I just sold my company to a public cannabis app, I have 3x the experience of their exec teams and will not be sticking around to join the corporate machine.

Faggots have to pay me 1m+ to leave, lololololololol

>>49631106
This statement stood out to me too. How can you claim y/y if it hasn't even been 2 years?

>>49633264
imagine writing all that, thinking you're going to change things for the better, then you get fucking canned like the shit grunt you are. fucking waging is hell bros

>>49633498
Jesus....

>>49633498
Extreme employee HODL mode.

“Employees who are departing today will receive:
1.Minimum of 14 weeks of severance plus an additional 2 weeks for every year of employment beyond 1 year
2. 4 months of COBRA health insurance in the US, and 4 months of mental health support globally
3.Access to Talent Hub, where members of Coinbase’s team will work to connect with you with open positions at other firms (including portfolio companies from Coinbase Ventures and other top crypto VC funds)”

Oh nooo a 3+ month paid vacation to switch jobs plus free headhunting services

>>49630836
Is coinbase vault for cold storage also subject to these bankruptcy provisions? I’m worried because I have some crypto in an IRA which utilizes coinbase vault.

>>49635340
For every 10% of the company that is laid off, execs should have to sacrifice a finger or an ear

>>49633039
>Unlink your bank accounts from Coinbase ASAP and start learning how to make your own wallet quick, shit is going to get bad
Why are you quoting this segment?
Of course they disabled access to the laid off employees

>>49630836
Literally transferred out 10k LINK when the fud started a few weeks ago
Thanks anons

>>49633498
That's standard procedure... Last thing you want is some jeet sending shit out from a coinbase email address.

>>49632089
Underrated

>>49635747

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE DAMN COUCH WITH THOSE SHOES ON. WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN????

>>49635808
>>49633039
it's a good thing i'm already broke

>>49630898
i think brian armstrong already told them to go

>downsizing in a recession
Oh no, what ever will we do, how will Coinbase users recover from -
You're retarded

>>49634372
Fake people. The real ponzi scheme isnt the transaction fee, but paying fake employees who spend the entire paycheck on crypto and send it back to the owners.

>>49631463
Fuck what that other anon said about Exodus, they have really high fees. Coinomi wallet is really good for both desktop and mobile, requires no kyc, has lower fees, and supports a ton of different cryptos and includes a built in exchange. And its very easy to use.

Take the coinomi-pill anon

>>49634577
Argent is free, and feeless, you fucking retard.

>>49631435

I'm 90% ETH and 5% BAT, I would pay a ton of fees to move them.

>>49630836
going public fucked them didn’t it

>>49634402

Probably somebody very high up in the company who knows a little more than you retard

>>49630930
Kek I remember some anon on here a few weeks ago bragging about some insane offer he accept from coinbase, I tried to warn him

>>49630930
Funny, some anon posted they were going to announce bankruptcy today and then this news comes out. Wouldn't be surprised if CB only lasts another month or so. Get your money off exchanges, anons, not your keys, not your coins.

Do trade volumes actually decrease (in stocks) during down turns?

>>49634410
your dad: based chad
you: cringe and gay

>>49638787
https://www.wsj.com/articles/coinbase-leaders-net-1-2-billion-in-share-sales-11653606214

Going public at the peak of the asset bubble to dump on retail and making a generation of bagholders. This is why we saw so many companies IPO last year with ridiculous values.

>>49639801
>Get your money off exchanges, anons, not your keys, not your coins.
B-but what if the exchange won't let me withdraw?

>>49630896
"Walter Bloomberg" is just some guy with a bloomberg terminal who reliably breaks shit shortly before it hits the MSM, he's legit.

>>49640142
You don't have any money then!

>>49640365
Oh no!

>>49630836
how is this not a sign of strength for the company to change course?

I have at least 60k-80k lol they dont tell you the buyin just the current value, and I am not sweating

>>49631310
18% is a lot

49630896

they hired the wrong type of people. they hired SJW with degrees and paid them 150k. they should have hired 5000 neckbeard neets and paid them each 30k

>>49640741
That wouldn't have prevented BTC or their stock from falling down.

>>49630930
what does this mean for usdc?

>>49641066
>usdc
c =/= Coinbase

>>49630836
those employees are all useless anyway. most jobs aren't even needed.

>>49630836
didn't they throw a ton of money at politicians last election cycle? why don't they have a bunch of shills on capitol hill eager to bail them out and save crypto?

>>49640142
they may hope customers sell if they need cash but for the sake of bancruptcy warning that just
bluff. if they go bankrupt and you lose any it's their problem the founders will lose everything

>>49633661
I know a few people that started at coinbase and were gloating about it and now they're all scared shitless. These were guys that drank at the same watering hole I went to. They were all working at the same major bank on the customer service side doing white glove support.
They were making ~60k a year, but no real extra compensation to speak of. Coinbase basically hired the lot of them and were giving crazy good referral bonuses so they could wipe out entire departments of legacy banks.
I think they were trying to buy legitimacy by not having a pajeet pick up the phone so they gave a 10% pay bump and a fat package to it (which now ain't worth much). Now they're scared of getting laid off because if they have to go back to the legacy bank itll probably know any promotions they had lined up for at least another couple of years back.

>>49633533
>How do you overhire a thousand employees?
You get one retard in power who doesn't want to do something or claims a job requires more manpower than it actually does and it's all over
Work with a guy like that
>nono we need 3 guys to do this job even though it's only slightly harder with 2 because I don't want them burning out. yes yes I know they're all leaving a few hours early every day and losing pay but at least they aren't working hard

>>49630836
good news

>>49632316
wdym?

>>49632725
>This whole thing is a fucking scam
lmao yep

who the fuck cares about coinbase its not 2014 anymore
anyone that didnt gtfo from that shithole the moment they started to list literal scamtokens deserves whats to come
binance and bitfinex is what run the show now
coinbase was dicking around too long and didnt list any coins+ coinbase pro is a fucking joke
they fucked around and got the bittrex treatment
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

>>49632319
Don’t worry anon, I’m sure it’s all totally anonymous.

I know of at least three negro diversity hires who had their jobs rescinded.

"Technical Recruiters" lmao. rofl even

>>49630836
I heard they were laying off 10%, but does Coinbase actually have like 10k employees? That would seem like a crazy number with a Fuckton of overhead.

>>49630930
WHY WOULD THEY ADMIT THE RECESSION PART ARE THEY TRYING YO CRASH BITCOIN WTF IS THIS?

>>49641107
Coinbase owns USDC retard.

>>49641050
how do you know? 5000 neckbeards would have done a better job than 1200 sjw

>>49632065
>They know what they're doing.
That copium ahaha my stomach

>>49631057
Panamanian here. The best bank by far is Banco General. Their app is user friendly and easy to understand. If you're interested in giving it another try, try with them and see how it goes. Best of luck fren.

>>49642846
>pannananananamanian here
kek

>>49633898
gud1

>>49640019
t. turbo contrarian 14 year old

you'll grow out of it.

>>49631214
See that's what doesn't make sense. They are holding the crypto for the customers. What's happened that if they fail they can just rob the customer of their wealth?

If they can do that legally why don't I just open a bank and then when I inadvertently fail I can keep their money.

what happens to a wallet if the company making the software goes belly up? for example, if I'm holding crypto in my exodus/argent wallet for 10+ years and both companies go bankrupt, can I still transfer my crypto out of those wallet?

>>49633388
Good. All these PHDs and (((professional experience))) are bullshit anyway.
Your comment is hilarious because construction trades and food production is really the only fucking shit that matters in the world. Hope every single non-producing, leeching, kike desk job becomes obsolete.

>>49643276
I'm already comfy in construction and getting better at the trade. In around 5 years, I plan to do something else because it won't be good forever and fucks your body up, in the meantime invest, so I can chill later

>>49631274
Hidin wealth on a centralized exchange that has your ID, address, banking info, pictures etc. well done, truly well done.

>>49643139
I was on another exchange (m.cryptomonday.pro), I had 3K on there and the app just disappeared one day, no warning.

I think this shit will be normal for a lonnngg time in crypto.

>>49640142

Plenty of time. Coinbase has a long way to go before that would happen. It would take at least another 2-3 years of this.

>>49632098

He's not wrong about them being fine though. Doomposting is fun and all but coinbase is ways off from actually being in trouble.

>>49642453
Circle owns USDC and Blackrock controls the reserve treasury

>>49632192
To deal with boomers and zoomers, anon. You know a majority of these people who are getting laid off are probably on the bottom of the totem pole.

>>49643717
>m.cryptomonday.pro
How could you have ever know that this was a scam?

>>49630836
They can use less cannon fodder.
No, I think coin base is cutting the fat.

>>49630913
>scam establishment. t
Sure.
>>49630960
Yeah, that's how business works, little buddy.

>CEO warns of "extended" crypto winter that would heavily reduce trading.

It's over crypto bros.... we are gonna do another -90% from here....

Guys... help... I need to get my money off of coinbase.

>>49630836
uh nu nu nu nu nu

so what are the other safe onboarding fiat ramps aside from coin base that place nicely with the banks?

>>49644333
Sorry, you waited to long it gone now! Digies!

>>49644232
So some chick I met on telegram got me into it, she'd previously set me up with another one for options trading and I never had any issues with it. Its still alive.

She told me about cryptomonday and how it was better etc. she even sent me cash that wasn't a loan to trade with. Did their kyc shit and it ended up taking forever until the shit just disappeared.

So it wasn't entirely an obvious scam, but the safest way is to do my own shit with well known exchanges.

>>49644364
>>49644333
>>49644287
>>49644279
>>49644254
https://pastebin.com/pgUDWYQL

>>49644689
Fuck you and your fucking scam

>>49644650
kek, nevermind, the first exchange is gone too. I think her sending me $1000 was nothing since she'd probably get it back after the rugpull. She was also telling me I should take out a loan so I could make more trading.

live and learn

>>49638763
oh, better just lose it all instead, thatll save you loads on fees

>>49630836
Damn I had a shining event three weeks ago when I extracted my cryptos out of Coinbase into my GameStop wallet.

>>49630881
>>49630836
No one actually works for coinbase. They outsource all their support. If crypto didn't tank coinbase still would've went down in value. Heck maybe crypto is tanking because coinbase is so bad. Maybe a certain state shouldn't be so greedy and actually approve a real competitor exchange.

>>49645644
do you know if you can use the gamestop wallet as guardian for the loopring wallet?

how is laying off wagies not bullish AF?

companies need to reprioritize when things get tough, they cant just print money like governments.

Let's just say they are probably aren't cutting their best and brightest.

I didnt have any coinbase but waiting to pick some up at 40-45$ USD. Bullish

>>49630913
You are free to use any other method of trading your crypto

>>49635747
thats a man

>>49630836
Actually it would seem that because of this decision they are not fucked. Unfucked, if you will.
Retarded OP

Fundz R Safu

>>49630960
The flippant way people in charge talk about their cruel life-shattering decisions for the people below them is awful. At least have an ounce of solemness when you ruin everyone's life, or lead by resigning. That's what you should do as a leader, and not with a golden parachute but in disgrace.

>>49646110
>Let's just say they are probably aren't cutting their best and brightest.
Right, only the "best and brightest" have a right to be employed. I thought most companies only hired the best anyway?

>>49631095
1100 is 18% of their workforce
so just around 5500, now 4400

>>49630930
what a shit company to work for

is coinbase still not allowing withdrawals?

I hate these crypto exchange niggers.

>>49647591
i just withdrew off pro successfully idk

>>49630836
LMAO THE RECESSION IS STARTING WITH CRYPTO COMPANIES

THIS IS A HUGE INDICATOR

>>49630836
>>49630930

I worked at coinbase 2 years ago, took a fair paycut to move to the private sector because we were on 6 month contract and new hires were on 1 month contracts, I knew this would happen once things took a turn. now I could murder someone and wouldn't get fired.

>>49648936
Nobody tell this guy about Netflix, Twitter and dozens of other tech companies

>>49633517
I

>>49644733
Wow, nothing suspicious at all about that!

>>49644333
Did you have a 20usd portfolio????

>>49630836
Incidentally, other than a hardware wallet, what's the best way to secure your BTC?

>>49630836
crowded tech startup does layoffs at the beginning of a recession
actually literally affirmatively nothing

>>49651187
kek

>>49651530
i wish i knew. im scared to use my own wallet bc i have a dogecoin wallet from 2014 that i forgot the password to with like 500k doge in it. like at least if i keep it on an exchange then i can use my email to recover the password if it gets lost

>>49651530
In your mattress or under a tile
A pendrive is great too

>>49651530
Just memorize your seed phrase

>>49651823
I can memorise it for you.
Jokes aside. Write your seedphrase on a piece of paper and put it in an old videogame like you used to do with cheatcodes. Keep a copy on your favourite book too in case your gf sells your stuff

>>49651914
>>49651834
>>49651823
Bros seriously it's not even for me, my wife buys BTC every now and again and I think she keeps it on goybase.
We are on a trip right now and I don't want to worry her and she doesn't have her laptop. What about trustwallet, for the time being?

>>49652245
You can sign in via mobile.
Trustwallet I dont know much, but it is BnB chain and I doubt coinbase allows that Blockchain.
Metamask is the most popular an compatible with all EVM chains

>>49630836
Fuck it. CEX can die.

>>49652324
Oh nice. I have Metamask too, I just currently have it set to the Harmony network. I just don't really want to mention it to her in case she gets all worried and upset.
I think I'll tell her to withdraw it to Metamask and refuse to elaborate any further.

>>49644733
>>49644650
he fell for the ol "Pig Butchering" scam, look it up

>>49652245
relax, coinbase has over 6B in cash fiat on the balance sheet it's not going bankie. it's putting its pants on before the tide goes out.

>>49652456
That's nice but I think I'd rather not have my wife keep her BTC on an exchange anyway. She needs to have her her own Crypto.
I have never used BTC on Metamask, I guess it's better than keeping it on goybase though.

>>49631016
Really? I can't seem to escape the news of recession? The fuck news do you read?

>>49647112

actually nobody has the right to be employed. sorry.

>>49635747
this that a benis?? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>49635747
looks like she could be jessica's sister

>>49643139
crypto lacks the entire financial framework and laws that stops actual banks dealing in actual currencies get away with that

>>49643139
>why don't I just open a bank and then when I inadvertently fail I can keep their money.
SHUT IT DOWN

Coinbase sucks but if they go tits up then normalfags won't touch crypto again for at least a decade

>>49630836
Coinbase is what all the normies use, it's as likely to shut down as League of Legends

>>49652404
will do mang

>>49630836
This is the Lehman Bros of Crypto.

>>49630836
I'm still trying to figure out why they needed 5000 employees in the first place. It's not like they've got a brick and mortar store to run

Coinbase is bankrupt.

>>49658613
You have to understand all the WFH people are doing like 1 hour of work a day.

LMAO you can tell that /biz/ has been infiltrated by U mad ex-Coinbasebros that got fired FUCKING KEK, try harder niggers, you well amuse me. This constant FUDing of Coinbase will get you nowhere. instead of wasting your time shitposting on /biz/ why don't you go find yourself another job. I hear Walmart has an awesome IT dept. LOLOLOLOLOL

>>49631236
There's probably about 25 employees at Coinbase that matter.