/biz/ - Business & Finance

god this thread is so fucking bad

>>49625386
500k, who the fuck cares about gay-z?

>>49625386
Yes

>>49625386
Jay can teach you so much about business and the real world that you can make 5 million in the next year Afterwards

>>49625386
kek
a dinner with JayZay of course but only if he fucks my ass after the dessert

bro i’d take $10 over a dinner with that nigger

>>49625436
lolllll WORLDSSTARRRRRRR

>Still nigga
Imagine writing this
Good song tho

>>49625386
I'd not go to dinner with him for free.

>>49625386
Who the fuck is Jay Z?

>>49625409
/thread

>>49625447
kek

>>49625386
500k. I don't want to dine with a monkey.

jay z is a real nigga
i'd take the dinner

>>49625595
nigger

>>49625386
Jay-z looks like mr. magoo in black face. You know his lips smack when he eats chicken.

id literally take $500 instead of dinner with gay z

Is this like a legit question niggers ask? Id take 1k over a dinner with gayforpay z. Too easy.

>>49625386
Depends if jayz is gonna offer me something worth more than 500k during the dinner

>>49625409
>>49625696
>>49625742
>gay z
Grow up retards

>>49625386

I would take $500k over any dinner with ANY individual. You could swap Jay-Z for anyone and my answer would be the same.

The only thing that would make me reconsider this would be, if at that dinner, I'm going to be given more money in cash, or told specifically what to put my money into that will give me more money.

Otherwise, I have no business ideas and very little capital, and I much rather shoot the shit with these guys rather than "talk business."

>>49625386
hmm give me a week to think over it

>>49625823
stop sucking negro penis

Of course 500K. Why would I have dinner with a nigger?

take dinner with jay z
take him hostage
ransom is 5 million, or he tongues my anus

>>49625386
$500k. I can't hold a conversation to network.

>>49625386
I've got no rap
I'm not a brand
No record deals for me
No luciferian wife pls
just give me the $500K
so I don't kill muh self

>>49625386
Who is Jay z? unironically

>>49625982
Stop pretending you don't know

>>49626014
>Jay z
i had to jewgle him. still dont know who he is
i'll take the $500k easy because i'm not retarded

>>49625451
kek

>>49625982
https://youtu.be/lydYYyD9c_A

>>49625386
>go to dinner
>hold Jay Z hostage for 500k
It’s really that easy

>>49625386
Jay who? Get that literally who nigga stanking ass outta here.

Y'all more retarded than I thought

>>49626200
>Y'all
cringe and faggotpilled

>>49625386
dinner with jay-z. I'll setup a honeypot and I could get more than 500k or some powerful connections

>>49625386
this is just like those retards paying high amounts of money to have dinner dates with warren buffet,mark zuck and what not, it's like people think they will be let in into their clubs and they'll pass on their secrets and knowledge onto you, just take the money

I rather pay just not to be next to the nigger...

/b/iz

>>49625429
>Jay can teach you so much about business
I don't need to be taught a single fucking thing about business if you give me 500k right now.

This question is only relevant to black people

>>49625386
I'll take the 500k thanks

If the question was if I would rather take 500k or a night out with DOOMGUY... It's doomguy and the danger zone every time.

$500K of course. Jay-Z isn't relevant to my life. Satoru Iwata now... I'd have to think about this.

>>49626252
based yall shitter

>>49625386
Dinner. I'd shill my latest crypto enterprise and take all his money

>>49625386
500k.
I can get rid of this fucking car and get something cheaper to go to school.

>>49625823
Death to niggers and the whites that worship them.

>>49625386
The money of course.

>>49626040
Zoomer retard. Do you live under a rock? Everybody knows that ugly nigger.

I'd take the dinner and record him as he talks about fuckin drake in the ass...then extort drake for more than 500k

>>49625982
>>49626014
he is that nigger who owns the Yeezys company. he is also a musician, honestly i don't know any of his music but in America he is popular i think

>>49625386
Stop with the stupid questions anon. Go read on Otto blockchain and make your life better.

>>49626378
the only thing you will get is the bill for that 1200$ dinner

>>49625429
you stupid fucking idiot, why the fuck would jayz teach you anything about business. not that he knows anything, he has jewish advisors and money. give me 500k, the only possible way you make money out of Jay-z is by having jews watch you fuck children, like he did to make connections.

>>49625386
I would not be able to eat with an ugly ass nigger sitting across from me, i'll take the cash.

>>49628376
This. Jay z is nig face for jewish business. Hes dumb as fuck.

>>49625768
depends on if you consider a network of jewish advisors who only advise you if you fuck kids in front of them worth 500k

>>49625386
Give me the 500k and never mention his stupid ass name again.
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>>49625386
>Take 500k
>Invest them all on QOM
>wait 2 to 3 months for that next pump
>Once it moons take half, buy a vip ticket and go meet Jay-Z
>The dude is chill so you ask him to have a dinner with you, since he sees your massive wealth and mind for bussiness (and your gun pointing at his head) he accepts, you both order great sea urchin ceviche and head to your apartment, where you listen to huey luois and the news and share a cigar, you then drive him back to his home.
>In the morning his family reports that he has sadly passed out, suicide

>>49625386
You would need to pay me for that.
t. Introvert

>>49628376

>Take the money.

>Find out where he eats from socials.

>Bribe staff to get a table near Jay-Z

>Holla at that nigga

>>49626969
checked double 69s...perfect for this. All you have to do is abduct a child, give it to Buffet ( has to be a boy for Buffet...although he does own Boystown charity so the boy has to be a looker) and he might make you his Ghislaine.

>>49628376
cool it with the anti semitism, this is a blue board nigger

>>49625386
500k or dinner with a nigger?

STUPID NIGGER

>>49625386
500k or dinner with a nigger
Yeesh thats a tough one.

>>49625386
500k. Who is jizzy?

>dinner with a dude
I ain't gay nigga

>>49625386
I'm black.
This is one of the dumbest questions I've ever seen in my life.
Gas is damn near $10 per gallon. How the fuck is eating food next to Beyonce's husband supposed to help me with that?

>>49625386
I'll take both because I'm not retarded

I'll take the dinner with Jay-z because im not a gay little retarded fucktard like everyone who chose the money.

>>49625386
>Would you take 500k or get 1M for going on dinner with jay-z

Now it is interesting question

>>49625429
>This is what black people actually believe

>>49629639
>Jay-Z browses /biz/

>>49625386
I'd take the 500k, put it all in crypto, then employ Jay-Z as my dishwasher in 2024.

>>49625386
dinner with jay z and be known as the man who killed jay z.
I would be famous.

>>49625386
The 500k obviously

A dinner with Jay z of course, I'm gonna slip him my mixtape and jump start climb to the top ya feel me?

>>49625386
500k and use the money to hire a hitman to have him killed in Minecraft so i can bang beyonce in her fat ass

>choose dinner
>mfw turbo-autist that can't hold a conversation
>awkward silence during the whole thing
spaghetti everywhere

>>49625447
Id take about tree fiddy rather than spend a single second with that pompous bombastic arrogant negro

WE

>>49625898
This

>>49631182
this

people underestimate the value of the right connections

>>49625409
Jigga!

After reading this thread and the way most of these people post I've come to the conclusion that /biz/ is the singular most reddit board (meaning: "has the highest population of posters who definitely have reddit accounts") on 4chan in 2022. Im not sure when the shift happened, for the longest time it was /pol/, but now its definitely /biz/.

>>49625386
500k unless I had to have dinner with jay-z and then I would opt out

>>49625429
Would he teach you how to get buck broken by Jews for a pay check?

>>49625447
I'd pay $10 not to have dinner with Jay-Z

>>49625386
$500k

Dinner with Jay z easily because I'll have my boys in the kitchen come out and we'll start a cypher and after my freestyle is done I'll be signed easy fuckin peasy

>>49625429
fuck off jay z

>>49628476
>not ordering chili and sea bass
Jay would laugh you out of Dorsia for such a basic bitch palate

>>49625386
>500k cash , can buy a house with
>Dinner with a nigger

pick one

>>49625429
I can make 5 million by taking 100k of that 500k and flipping casino shitcoins

>>49625582
Real pet monkeys cost between 4-8k so you could have dinner with a real trained monkey and it would be more enjoyable and you'd still have 492k left over kek

>>49625386

Jay-Z is a Satanist

500 Grand I could live on for at least 20 years.
That'll be what im taking any day of the year.

Pretty sure JayZ saw this question before and said anyone choosing dinner with him was retarded

>>49628662
kys kike.

>>49625429
>yo you can be rich like me, you just need to let Lyor Cohen do his Jewish humiliation ritual and let him buck break yo and he’ll publish and produce your rap music and make you a star.

>>49625386
Who the fuck is Jay-Z when there's 500k laying on ground? I'm even going to diversify 50% of that into Btc, eth, dot, xrp, lox and other top alts that I believe will yield huge result in the bull run. Not now, faggy

>>49634798
Absolutely, they are so retarded you know they don't know what they are doing. If I invest 10% of that in this crypto crash there's a high chance that I'll make 500k during the next bull run. But I've to do that with caution in choosing quality coins including btc and eth along with dot

>500k
Who tf wants to have a dinner with that cocky faggot
It's the cheapies season, too. 450k ofAPI3 coins seems too good to pass on desu

>>49625386
Honestly a dinner with Jay-Z.
I would talk to him about getting my music known and become a millionaire.

https://soundcloud.com/heythatsmydrink/cheese

>>49625386
Who is jayz? I am not american...

>go to dinner with jay z
>”you should have taken the money idiot"

>>49625429

>this is what indians actually believe

Maybe if I can poison him

>>49625386
I'll take the dinner with Jay Z so that he can tell me that I should have taken the $500K. Financial advice like that is priceless!

>>49636462
it took kanye west years of having a personal relationship with him to make this happen, i dont think one dinner is gonna cut it

>>49628376
Boy, you swallowed that bait whole

I would pay up to $50 not to have to have dinner with Jay-Z

I would join the illuminati and become a rapper

>>49630139
Are you surprised?
After Black Panther came out these people were looking up flights to Wakanda

>>49638895
I would join the illuminati and become a raper

im not sure if jay-z would like me that much so i think i'd take the money. unless jay-z is in the market for an autistic virgin neet buddy.

>>49625429
"don't let the jews push you around know your worth"
"sorry we only represent good goys who fall in line"
Always the 500k

>>49633833
GME faggotry ruined this board

>>49625429
No he won’t. He got rich by rapping. There’s no secret get rich quick technique that will make you millions

>>49625429
This is why you niggers never make it. You fall for others nigger's bullshit everytime.

>>49625742

Niggers are prone to magical thinking and superstition. Even adult ones who you would imagine kind of have their shit together. Sheboon negresses they let teach kids and niggers without felonies who still live with mom. They believe all kinds of make believe bullshit like a rapper would be able to teach you how to to become a millionaire in a 30 minute meal.
These creatures are not as evolved as us humans.

Jay wouldn't give you any advice as he'd figure you're too stupid to help for not just taking the money instead