/biz/ - Business & Finance

Huh, weird.

Well this can't be good, right?

>>49602581
All in SQQQ.

trump and biden had the same economic team minus mnuchin, pretty obvious this would happen under trump with how much he loved keeping jpow around

DO IT
DUMP ME
DO IT NOW

I cant believe SOXL is down almost 50% IN ONE FUCKING WEEK

I'm down so much money...I just want to cry

There are no bids, there is no market

Price target: 0

>ALL BOBO’S REPORT IN!

WE
CLOSE
AT
THE
LOWS

NEW LOW INTO CLOSE
NEW LOW INTO CLOSE
NEW LOW INTO CLOSE

>10 year at 3.4%

Holy shit

>>49602572
It's too early for a new thread you faggot

HIT THE BREAKERS
DO IT NOW

>>49602619
nice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-4%, will jerome have anything to lose at this point by cranking rates to the max

TERRAIN TERRAIN
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

They need to do yield curve control

FJB, $SJB

>>49602581
Seems fine

>>49602611
Fucking faggot, the energy and supply chain shortages are a direct result of Biden's policies.

I GOT LIQUID SHITS FROM THIS FUCKING MARKET

>>49602618
17 minutes left and we're still puking
just dump that shit right now dude you're gonna lose your lunch

It’s Joe-ver

TURN ON CNN JANUARY 6TH JUST FLEW OVER THE WHITE HOUSE

IM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT I SOLD SQQQ THIS MORNING FOR LIKE A 0.9% GAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>49602637
it was literally at like fucking $26 just a week ago jesus christ

Pfffffft
Top kek
Nasdaq will reach 10k today check em

3 big down days in a row. When do we see margin calls driving it deeper red?

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

We're starting capitulation huh

>>49602671
Ask the Glorious Bank of Nippon how that's working out.

Interest is up
And the stock market's down
And you only get mugged
If you go downtown

>>49602671
LOL

>>49602581
>>49602619

>>49602581

I just realized the yield curve inverted again today, 10Y is at 3.4% also. Terrible fucking sign, expect a massive recession and market crash if it holds

>>49602663
This... Lmao they’re practically begging him all over in the media to go a full point 100bps

>>49602679
chill out, get a job at mcdonald's you weren't gonna make it and you're never gonna own a house hahahahah

ok bobos you had your fun. i wonder how many of you are actually going to buy now that you had your dip

Bobros, I turned 25k into 103k

>>49602708
theyre trying REAL hard to keep it above -1000 for the wagies but man its getting close

>i just bought SPY shares at 374.10

how butt fucked am i

STOP THE COUNT

>OpEx this Friday with 3 trillion in exposure expiring
>FOMC this Wednesday with a 71.6% chance of a 50bps hike
you'd have to be smooth-brained retard to either buy/sell this week

>>49602581
>>49602725

>>49602637

where the fuck is David Soxl
I just want to have a little chat

Thank God I never invested any real money into stocks.

my retirement plan

gone

GUSY CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?
THANKS BROS

Well, looks like ol' canary did alright today.

>>49602611
>locking down the global economy, shutting down oil and gas, and printing money had nothing to do with the predicament we are in right now

>>49602736
750

>>49602741
Post unholy gains mr sheep herder

>DRV up 14.88%

>>49602711
Where are you going?
Where are you going?

APPROACHING -1000

>>49602759
IMAGINE THINKING THE GLOBALIST ELITE WOULD LET YOU RETIRE HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU WILL BE BUG HARVESTING IN YOUR POD FOR LIFE ANON

Absolutely epic SPY Bart.

>this entire day

>>49602753
The yield curve predicts almost nothing other than ostensible fed sentiment.

Guys how high does the 10-year yield need to get for HELOC boomers to get what they fucking deserve?

can we surrender to russia now?

>>49602775
trump locked down the global economy over muh heckin pandemic and killed the travel industry for a year

>>49602581
haha green equals good, right?

Why hasn't Powell cut rates to zero yet

>TMV up 9.99%
>TYO up 5.75%

imagine losing money on stocks and crypto currencies
only retards do that
haha

I just diarrheaed in my pants. I think my chair is ruined. Damn you Biden!

>>49602611
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

KEEP COPING YOU TRANNY FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BRANDON 2024

>>49602819
here comes the minipump for the wagies before close, followed by a massive puke after hours?

I capitulated.

>>49602871
trying too hard is a classic sign of seething & coping

it takes balls to buy when everyone else is selling

fuck you
im gonna be rich

>>49602844
I'm afraid those cards have already been played. They can't cut. They have to hike.

>>49602611
you are and will always be a gigafaggot

My two biggest losers today are both Direxion ETFs. How about that.

>>49602871
won't matter if trump wins in 2024, you're not gonna own a house, you're gonna be working at mcdonalds

>>49602671
Sorry bagholder, that's not happening

>>49602835
Banks will just shut off HELOC’s and convert them to traditional loans. What made 2009 so bad was banks shut off business lines of credit overnight

Reminder: your life isn’t worth less than any amount of money.

>>49602897
I bought roblox

CRANK IT, JEROME
JUST DO IT

>>49602840
>Trump controls what state governers and the leaders of other countries do
>closing travel to China killed the travel industry
Ok buddy thanks for trying.

>>49602917
Aw come on, BRKY is only down 0.46%

BUDDY LOOK AT CRAPPLE COME PUTER

TIME FOR BLOOD

Mama. I’m coming home.

>>49602896
>>49602920
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

SO FUCKING MAD CHEER UP FAGGOTS ITS PRIDE MONTH THIS IS YOUR TIME AHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PPT IS OUT OF AMMO
TO MUCH SELLING
ITS JOE-EVR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nasd-ACK!

>>49602927
kek

I admit, I got complacent

>>49602925
retard "investor" doesn't realize he can claim this 3k on his taxes and avoid paying for that year LOL

LOWER

>1k down on Dow breached

>>49602700
jelqued

>>49602925
$3000 is like 2 months of work though, why would you kill yourself over so little money

>>49602954
BUDDY LOOK AT DXY INDUSTRIES
I TOLD YOU TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT

bought SOXL
bought FNGU
bought TQQQ

see you tomorrow lads

And like that the economy will see no recovery for
at least 5 years

FUCK

>>49602747
>betting against the fed
Brave, but moronic

>SOXL is a long term ho-ACK!

SPY to 330. See you niggas in hell

>>49602986
booya
thats a psychological level for reddit robinhooders

BUDDY THE SOXL APPLE COMPUTER COMPANY

>>49602925
If i go broke ill go postal before working at mcniggers. Im taking jews and feds with me

oh my fucking god

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DOW DOWN 1000

DOW DOWN 1000

DOW DOWN 1000

DOW DOWN 1000

>>49602999
YOOOOOOO I WILL BUY THE DIP

Fresh lows

>>49602999
Checked

i bought calls today and i’m going to make a ton of money

DOW DOWN 1000

>>49603040
We won!

>>49602886
It doesn't work like that. A bank must capitulate, the npcs expect one of (((them))) in the crash. The fire rises

>>49602970
whole lotta seethe for someone who is not gonna make it

>>49603040
ACCELERATE

>>49602999
Checked inshallah.

BUDDY LOOK AT THE VIX WOJAK INDEX

is it oversold yet

>>49603040
LOOK AT IT

LET'S GO CIRCUIT BREAKERS BEFORE THE CLOSE SELL SELL SELL

TURN THE MARKET OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP SELLING YOU BASTARD BITCH

we bounced on the January to May bearish channel bottom.

>circuit breakers not even triggered
is that all you got Bobo?

SEND BACKUP

>>49602999
Checked for trip 9’s! Dump eeet.

>>49603070
Not until idiots here and on r'eddit start asking how to buy puts.

What a day. Anyone feeling depressed should spend time with Lamy and let yer heal your pain.
https://youtu.be/KIeVrneSfTk

For people who want English here is Amano Nene.
https://youtu.be/v4ZW92JyD7c

Take it easy everyone.

Have we had any worse days this year

>>49603067
don't care how many retakes that's impressive

>>49602925
Kek

THE VIX IS GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM

>>49602581
Dunno, that bump in 2017 didn't cause much problems for stonks.

>>49603091
How do I buy puts?

CIRCUIT
BREAKER
OPEN
TOMORROW

bobo.....I kneel

>tfw all in on oil

NEARER MY GOD, TO THEE....

>>49603073
there are no breakers within 30 minutes of close

https://youtu.be/ojIKoKNBwN4?t=110

>>49603073
NOW THIS IS GETTING GUD

>>49603143
whatcha buy?

>>49603088
The effect of QT hasn't even been felt yet. First taste will be on wednesday. On top of that Fed is being forced to raise rates faster than they would like to by the bond market. 75bps is the minimum now. In july they'll most likely be talking about 100bps

>>49603092
>vtuber tranime shit
fuck off

these 3x etfs are no joke lmao

>>49603143
Feels good

>>49602999
Checked

YEAH
YOU DUMP IT

>>49603067
Rad. I want to marry this girl.

>>49602663
Yeah... glowies will murder his family for bankrupting the US gov

BUDDY OIL NIGGERS IS NOT SAFE

>>49603040
WOOOOOW HERE YOU GO, DOW TICKER. WOOOOOAAAH ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN. EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>everyone freaking out when stocks are getting cheaper

At least I'm with you guys....

Nikkei crash in a few hours

>>49603067
Ah a fellow chucker eh

I CAN'T BREATHE

>>49603167
wish my dad did that. even if i'm doing well at something he finds a way to lecture me and talk down to me

sell!

Should I wait for a bounce to buy back into SQQQ and SOXS? I never trust buying after these big days

>It's still not even Wednesday
O-Okay

>>49603199
what are the futures there?

>>49603179
They are really just trying to use the market to scare Jerome into flipping his stance. He has to call their bluff

If I didn't make my moves so slowly I would be up so much this year instead of barely breaking even. At least I'm not a HODLer I guess.

>>49602572

I love these fucking meme! Keep posting Ron Paul and Peter schiff lol

ALL DUCKS GO TO BED

ALL DUCKS GO TO BED

ALL DUCKS GO TO BED

ALL DUCKS GO TO BED

I feel amazing VIX bros!

>>49603204
Sounds like he's one of those insecure fags who's terrified of their son doing better than themselves

>>49602572

I just got the day off of work because we are starting to cut hours now, which is strange since this never happened all throughout the pandemic. But anyways, I just want to tell the story of my coworker. When I first started working with him he showed me his robinhood account with roughly $130,000 which to someone like me who makes $24 an hour it was impressive. He showed it to me 3 weeks ago and it was down to $37,000 and he said he was not going to pull out until he gets his initial investment of $60,000. How fucked is he? I think he used whatever he had to buy a home and he just moved into it a few days ago. Anyways thank fuck I saved my $$, I have $14,000 in cash and another $2000 in silver, also another thousand or so in assets that are liquid. We are going to use a large portion of that to move far away from California, we are moving back with in laws and building a home on their land they are going to sell us for a discount. So I consider myself lucky and fortunate, but I know people are about to get hurt very bad

>>49603091
>not respecting the power of the herd

>>49602572
Wake me up when its over, its not done tanking yet

>>49603087
Post chart

>>49603143
I miss the tanker meme

Man maybe I'll stop buying for a while, maybe just buy less and invest some of the money in hookers. This is just depressing.

>>49603226
Again, sharing it now for everyone else to post later.

>>49603127
Bro?

That was when the stock market entered a bear, and Powell saved it by turning on a dime and stopped hiking rates.

S&P just entered -20% today. Will the same thing happen? Because now we have 9% inflation (real inflation more like 20%).

last chance to buy the dip before recovery day tomorrow

What happens at 30k on the DOW?

>>49603255
Nah that's just it. By the time the dumbest of dumb money jumps on to the short side, selling pressure's abated.

>>49603195
Stocks which who will buy?
Enjoy holding bags

>>49603244
How to reliably profit off volatility? UVXY chart is a nightmare.

>>49603091
>buy puts
Give it a week or two and I'll sell them all the puts they want

>>49603294
Buckle up

How much did you lose today smg?
I made 15k

Daily reminder we're going down 5% every day until the weekend :^)

>>49603244

was down 60% now up 40%

will we finally hit 40?

Thanks Dave

>>49603271
Yea they are in a tight spot. He has no ammo right now without basically just telling everyone deal with it. They sold the top never forget

*DING* *DING *DING*

and just like that, WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN A BEAR MARKET!

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

DING DING DING! How did it go this fine Monday anon?

what did they mean by this

Nasdaq

If you bought tech from March 2020 - July 2020

They are grinding through the last support right now.

>>49603160
Oh quit being a faggot. What did you lise to make you this way?

bought more calls this morning on UCO DBC and UNG
Sold puts on GDX and calls on FXY and IYR
Also closed my puts on TLT
Feels good man
You're green today right anon? You're not some pink wojak like the rest of them are you?

What a brutal day.

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

So what's your retirement plan lads? mine is a fucking grave if i would be able to afford one

Looks like being a wagie isn’t so bad after all, stockfags

>>49603262

>>49603344
imagine buying into that because jews said so in headlines.

>>49603344
>officially
lmao

What a week. Am I right guys?

>>49603294
Everyone gets a free piece of equipment from Caterpillar.

CONFESS. Surely you didn't buy the fake rally from last week, right?

BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED
ITS LITERALLY OVER

>>49603335
theres better vehicles for market crashes, difference between a 5x and a 20x

ORCL SELLING OFF MASSIVE PM, EARNINGS SOON

>>49603370
don't worry, they'll have to be a wagecuck in a week MINIMUM

>>49602753
I remember that por and all the crises posting during 2019

Just fucking sold, couldn’t take it anymore and i’m down $10k my initial.

>>49603346
-3.95%
Back to waging soon for me

>>49603393
yeah, I'm sure glad it is Friday

Lmao I watched SOXL reach 70$ and now its at 15 bux.
I honestly haven't seen ANY lum pics in like 2 weeks

>fed meeting wednesday
>vix options expire wednesday
>triple witching friday

>>49603346
-13.83%

Such is life in NRGU/GUSH land.

>>49603368
Solar sailing catamaran, golf.
Mauritius, Cape Town, Algarve, South Carolina, Florida.

>btc 23k
>spy down 4%
Cannibal Wars soon?

What a day. What a goddamn motherfucking day.

>>49603368
Dying in a war in some Eastern European town I've never heard before. Maybe suicide once my parents are dead. Drug overdose. Some combination of those. Haha now I don't have to worry about retirement anymore!

>>49603317
Selling options during high volatility is generally a good idea. Right now might be too early, as you don't want to sell right before a spike in volatility.

>>49603429
Don’t forget the GSIB Stress test results on Thursday!!!

welp, just as predicted, they kept it below -3% at close for retail
lets see what happens with after hours

>>49603346
today is the first day I ever did any serious option trading
I broke even, which feels pretty good considering

Home Depot is a buy i think. I purchased 10 shares

officially we might be in a bear market. unofficially we have been on a constant down trend since last november with two 3 day rallies so far during that whole time

>>49603350
>they're monitoring the situation
phew, i was worried for a second there. glad it's all under control

>>49603397
I buy every week

>>49603412
NOOOOOOOOOO

What if my only option is real estate?

what a brutal day. fuck.

>>49603368
A van and a gym membership for showers.

>>49603353
What was that dump in aug- sept 2020? The second covid wave?

Don't forget on top of inflation, the Fed is also doing QT, which also doubles in September. The only way the market is going is down, down down

>>49603382
>>49603387
awwww, are the little mumu's angry? Anyways, bobo won today.

>>49603311
If you use the stock market like a normal person I.e. spend 10% of your income on stocks. Then all market crashes are is cheap stocks

>>49603346
Just watching from /cashgang/ peanut gallery. Also weather people predicted record rain today but it's barely spitting. I think the weather people might be outsourcimg oajerts as their accuracy in the last tear has been dismal.

S&P 500 CLOSES DOWN 21.8% FROM JAN. 3 RECORD CLOSING HIGH OF 4,796.56 TO CONFIRM BEAR MARKET.

Let's be honest, it could have been worse.

>mfw the fed is going to save all their asset purchases for the month during their meeting

>>49603375
Is this autism?

>>49603544

It's not even started. VIX isn't even over 40 yet.

>>49603344
For how long Bobo? I want to maximize profits amidst the despair.

>>49603549
the fed is selling, not purchasing
did you wake up from a 2 year coma?

>22
>Not even into crypto or stalks at this point
>Know my gen and my future kid's gen is beyond fucked at this point
>Mfw I am just watching the disaster playout anyway

Oh buddy oh man oh geeze

>>49603350
>what did they mean by this
They are watching closely for the final capitulation of the plebian masses ready to swoop in and buy the cheapies, with the added bonus of being able to say "see, we saved the market!"

>today was brutal
>everyone is doom posting
>know that tomorrow there will be a bounce
>should buy
>but i'm paralyzed by fear, like everyone else
>so I don't

I'm bad at this stock stuff, guys.

>>49603563
not one circuit breaker
thats when the fun starts

>>49603549
>asset purchases for the month
>asset purchases
>for the month
Anon, I....

>brent didn't even go down a full percentage point
>my oil play dropped 10%

>>49603229
Jerry's probably fretting at his kitchen table wondering why biden hasn't called him yet.
this is up to the wh deciding between whether boomer's 401k and real estate values dropping or millenials starving in the streets is worse going into November.

>+0.07% AH
We made it bros. Recession cancelled

America is done
It's now the Serbian century

>>49603543
This is an image board.

>>49603560
no, it just means we may have temporary relief coming
but also yes

>>49603543
Where we at boy's???

>>49603446
SHOE PROGRAM, NIGGA

Only -876?

>buy ORCL puts they said
fuck

>bought SPY calls like a dipshit at 3:59 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK UFKC

>>49603597
People gotta raise money. C'est la fucking vie.

Just wanted to let you guys know that I've killed myself and it's not so bad over here.

Today wiped out the gains of Jan-March of '21. 3 Months gone in a day.

>>49603624
anxiety leading to capitulation

the stock market won't bottom until you send your application to work at the nearest fast food restaurant/warehouse
this is the fundamental effect of central bank monetary policy, they're designed to keep nigger cattle like you away from assets and working their whole lives

OH FUCK ORACLE IS SKYROCKETING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NOOOOOOO MY MONEY

>>49603608
i can see my old condo

>>49603571
they're not selling to anyone if you can get a better price at market value they're just not reinvesting at they go into maturity

>bought puts
>but not enough
this feel is even worse than not buying any puts at all

KO bros, what happened?

>>49603588
you need to start being a retard like me
its the only way to make it in this game

I tried for years to be smart. you end up fucking yourself over.

>>49603624
optimism

Realistically will SPY go back over 380 this week?

>DENN -7.48%

>>49603520
Yeah we still didn’t have a vaccine the UK was talking about another lockdown etc.

>>49603646
Yea I'm thinking anxiety/denial. A full week like this would absolutely send us into capitulation

Whew, I'm glad I got out when I still could. You dummies that stayed in for tomorrow are going to be yeeting yourselves off the tops of buildings.

What are the chances that the market will pump on wednesday?

>>49603697
Well what if you hedged with DNN?
>-10.25%
FUCK

>>49603691
we just entered an official bear market, what do you think

>>49603616
Kek, I expect a pump in 4 hours when americans can't continue selling. I always see a pump at 2am-2:15am france time

>>49603509
You can always try investing in kneepads and/or $ROPE

>>49603657
i still don't understand how they have made any money since about 1999

I went long on GLD did I fuck up?

I hope you guys have been smart and raised cash. It's coming soon.

>>49603666
Puts are leveraged, anon. If the market keeps going down they'll become exponentially more useful. You might still make it.

Salesforce had a blowout quarter!

>>49603732
>an official bear market

All S&P500 companies closing red hasn't happened since 1990

>>49603745
I get paid on the 30th

>>49603744
depends on when you went long

>>49603757
Those faggots had a 150 PE and I lost my ass shorting them. I hope they fucking burn

>>49602877
>here comes the minipump for the wagies before close, followed by a massive puke after hours?
this prediction, as of 10 minutes post close
is totally correct

>vix options expire during the fed meeting

>have to apply for option trading
>have to fill out a form telling them im a NEET that never worked ever

>$15 SOXL

Lol.

At least my lumber and palladium hedges are...AH FUCK

>>49602611
cunt

>>49603835
ywnb australian
ywnb a home owner

>>49603829
No one is safe from demand destruction

Rope status on SIGAanon?

So, who’s going to have to become a wagie now? You really thought you’re better than us?

SLAVA UKRAINI

>>49603346
-4% again

>>49603608
AH FUCK PULL UP HAHAHAHA I'M COOOMING

>>49603800
Tell them you are gay, and you suck enough penises for $1 to live a middle class lifestyle. Then they have to accept you or they open themselves up to litigation (you may or may not have to suck some wieners to win the lawsuit)

>>49603800
>Telling the truth on an application
Just lie, bro

umm so give me the highest yield dividend stocks that inadvertently got dragged down by algo bots. ones that wont have to cut their dividend.

>>49603773
Wow really? That's a neat factoid.

>>49603346
-7.41% :^)

>>49603926
>ones that wont have to cut their dividend.
Ah, the divvy fags start to learn.

>>49603886
>"You really thought you’re better than us?"
>tripfag
i am better than you

>>49603346
-6%
thought I was buying a dip, turned out I bought into a recession

>>49603588
Counter-trading during times like these is stupid. You wouldn't and shouldn't have tried to short during the bullrun and you shouldn't try to catch the knife now. The trend is your friend so don't fight it

the fact people are still going long is just baffling but also hilarious

oh yeah
melt up confirmed tomorrow

>>49603968
Get back in the cagie, wagie ;^{)

>>49603346
+8%
I let some of my shorts roll on during the weekend, netting around +21% each. Gonna taper them now since a godcandle is getting more likely.

>>49603926
intel, chevron, verizon

Today was the final dagger for my account

>>49603196
At least with each 5% slide we lose a little less each day.

>>49602999

>>49603926
Why not just invest in DIV. I mean, it's in the name

>>49604024
thats just part of the story

>>49604024
what the FUCK

>>49604024
whats going on here?

But as soon as I buy SPXU, the market will recover.

>>49603926
>ones that wont have to cut their dividend

Nobody tell him

>dude just DCA into bonds and index funds
What's the update? Both of those things look grim. Should I buy the chink equivalent since it's their turn to rule the world?

>>49604024
I literally just lost like 1/4 of my portfolio. How the FUCK am I always so bad at calling earnings plays. That’s a fucking 15% reversal, Jesus Christ

Fuck me now I've gotta ACTUALLY gotta get up at 9 tomorrow

>>49603926
QYLD RYLD JEPI JEPQ

>>49603926
ABR

>>49604156
kek
the algo was specifically watching your brokerage account
happens to the best of us

NEW
>>49604151

>>49604151

>>49604151

>>49604151

>>49604148
chink stocks are scary, I feel that every other company is just an empty warehouse with carboard workers

>>49604194
>no links

DO NOT ENTER

>>49604024
wasn't there someone moments ago talking about their brilliant put play

>>49602999
checked, it truly is over

>>49604253
haha yeah that and MS

>>49604016
Boomers in denial about their 401ks getting crushed. They wouldn't have to worry about retirement if they had just buckled down and worked harder.

>>49604238
DON'T DEAD

LINK INSIDE

>>49604253
>>49604275
Yeah fuck you faggots I’ll make it back

>>49604194
Someone make another thread

>>49604110
The tribe has spoken