/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49597803
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (Last ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49597794
UH OH STINKY

>>49597813

WTF we have sliders here? What dimension do they hail from?

kek baggies

Ryan cant even into proper sentencing no more, AWAGWANGMI now?

Did tight bellies anon do this? Or does /biz/ think I'm fat?

>half_dane

>>49597860
the small cheeseburger dimension

Comfy holding with my /GME/ schizos!

>>49598047
i wasn't gonna say anything but since you asked you do be lookin a lil plump lately

>>49598047
>BCG literally mentioned by RC
>Bill Gates tied to BCG
>"Random conspiracy"

OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49598047
haha just a conspiracy theory, like the children turning of the buy button

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49598220
>>49598182
Shut the fuck up you goddamn monkeys

>>49598234
oOOO

>retail long gone

>>49598191
where do you generate these?

>>49598234
OOOOOOOOoooooooorrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEE

>>49598365
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

>>49598365
Huggingface.co

>>49598365
You must first offer up your soul to the Moth's Child

>>49598334
The entire market is diarrheaing the hot tub and they're focusing on GME? Must they make it so obvious?

>>49597803
I want robot catgirl waifus for my gamestop shares.

>>49598047
I bet he’s a full on Dane but he’ll never admit it

Kek crypto baggies

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

>>49597803
The Battle For Everyone's Shares is here.

Captcha: T444A

>>49598443
Ah man that really hurts my head, how could they even mention in passing a stock so insignificant when compared to BTC or SPY, like theyre fully skipping over indexes, big tech, energy oil and shit to talk about a rick and morty funkopop retailer
So its happening then? The fuck

>>49598642
they should have taken their own advice and forget gamestore

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbhv4x/screen_record_the_marketplace_is_coming_online_i/

Buckle up chuckle fucks. No verification required.

>>49598642
what? they're not skipping over any of that literally all of it is listed there on the screen, they jut took a sec to fud gamestop

>>49597860
Oh you.

MOASS is Tomorrow.
Check um

Hey Kenny, why so scared of 120?

>>49598807
no digits, must mean today after hours

>>49597794
Hello?

MOASS is Tuesday June 14 2022

Why are we red?

>>49598854
No, its tomorrow.

>>49598886
Off by 2 fren. Must be Thursday

I was really hoping for more of a giga happening today with insane drops, but the market seems to just be crabbing in the red now

>>49598886
No, MOASS is now

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbid2u/deep_dive_into_urvin_llc_new_information_and/
>Lauer submits to the Moth's Child
Expect this to be debunked within the hour

I love clown world

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbid2u/deep_dive_into_urvin_llc_new_information_and/
UHHHHHH LAUERSISTERS?

>>49598402
I can never get these to generate, is it a me problem or is there constatly high traffic?

Today's Cipher: Purple Heart
Memorabilia: The hell with the left and the right. Stop dividing the people <3 - RC

Check 1-2, check me, what's up

Rapping is a form of art, to this I give my purple HEART
Don't make me start, I know you disappointed with the CHART
If you held till now, be proud, say it loud, you fuckin SMART
United we stand, divided we fall, they try so hard to tear us APART
Brainwashing you, to be a baboon to consume, click click, 'Add to CART'
How do they get to value fine ART? But call our NFTs a smelly FART?
Na son, we gon' change this game, make ourselves a name, new renaissance we KICK-START
Patience & stubbornness is the way, the way of the play, we gotta OUTSMART
Hit up Apu at Kwik-e-MART, make it large, I want an Icee with the flavors of TART
One day we'll wake up to MOASS, make sure to change your pants, after you have a SHART
For now, they divide, attack our pride, damage our stride, bad knowledge they IMPART
But trust the plan, made by the man, we from the /GME/ clan, trust your purple HEART

~ ye-bot

>>49598047
I swear to god I'll fuck half dane up

>>49598968
i'll get the other half

>>49598946
I think "High traffic" is code for the phrase you're using isn't working. Try re-wording it

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49598946
just keep trying to run it and it will go through after a few attempts. takes awhile to compile though

>>49598937
>>49598941
I just read the thing. Lauer is fucked.

>>49598499
Robowaifu's are modular, so they are clearly the best choice out of all the options. Everyone is gonna have their bizzare kinks on open display once the robowaifu market spontanesouly creates from an influx of intense demand and obsecene wealth.

The best part is that misogyny will be dead forever after this.

>>49599126
qrd?

>>49599147
Lauer, through Urvin LLC, had undisclosed connections to Apex clearing. Lauer has been silent since the same DDslave asked about the connection.

>>49599137
Her: pervert milk is for the baby

Him: HEEEEEELL YEAH

>>49599147
Le’Compromised

>>49598937
Market is melting and all the players are being unmasked simultaneously. Yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI.

>>49599194
I'm absolutely shocked

>>49599038
lol nice

>>49599194
thanks

>>49599282
>narrowed eyes
spoopily accurate

>>49599282
Who would never have guessed, Reddit for one.

>"GME caused the market to crash due to retail manipulation of the stock"
>"LMAO are you really telling me that GME went back in time and caused the market to crash? Are you brain damaged?"
kek hedgies
>Sorry if I posted this on the wrong day, my time travel skills aren't that good yet.

henlo frens. I went full authism and didnt do anything else than playin minecraft since the new update.
Where are we standing? Any news or is ryan still holding the entire market hostile without giving them anything to "work" with?
New lore?

>>49599345
Kikeface

>>49598937
Very interesting read. Thanks for posting it.

wagmi inshallah

One thing I noticed just now...Today, I dont think ive seen a single mention of Borrow fee, shares available, Max Pain, etc. for the first time in ages

>>49598937
DEBUNKED DEBUNKED THIS HAS BEEN DEBOOOONKED

URVIN FINANCE IS NOT RELATED TO URVIN CITADEL AND ALSO WE ARE JUST TRYING TO RESTRUCTURE THE MARKET AND FIGHT CORRUPTION JUST LIKE YOU AMC & GME GUYS AND GALS!

Also please restart your PC as the DD is not showing up on my end.

>>49599467
The things I would do to her the things I wanna taste and feel

>>49599137
If we want to save humanity, women must become property again. This is the correct opinion and everyone knows it to be true, degeneracy has gotten out of hand and normies are now significantly worse than 4chan neets. Responsible gme-holding men are now the only hope for the future.

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49598937
kek, LowExpression5284 almost dropped the J word.

>>49599561
she looks inbred

>>49599530
That's because it was irrelevant.

heh, who's the baggie now

Kek faggots. Down 8%
Your entire year to day gains. Gone

KEK

>>49599345
That photo is a glitch anon. Some packets were clearly dropped and made his fave look like that.

>>49599611
MOASS Tuesday Morning

>>49599658
kek crypto baggie

>>49599611
Should we have multiple wives post moass?

>>49599628
She looks like my mother

>>49599666
Ahem...face*

>>49599693
No split
No dividend
No marketplace

Kek announcementless directionless baggie

>>49599715
yes one white for family and breeding and asian for pleasure

>>49599715
Behold you possible futures

MY CHEST PALPITATING

NO REST, I'M SALIVATING

>>49599773
kek crypto baggie

>>49599773
Cohen too busy trying to become Elon Musk on Twitter. And failing miserably.

>>49599809
NIGGER IM MASTURBATING

>>49599800
yikes, guess I will only sell one (1) share, and keep it a Billionaire...

you're honestly saying that none of you knew that d.lauer was a scammer even though he looks like the heebiest heeb of all the heebs?

>>49599773
>"Split" vote results on twitter poll
>Tweets that Left and right a
Paradigm is "divisive"
Dividend split is already confirmed. You just aren't schizo enough to see it.

>>49599873
we knew, reddit apparently didn't

>>49599800
I like butter faces

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49598946
Sometimes takes 20 clicks before it goes through. If the timer makes it past 2 seconds you're good.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49597803
Robo maid yes pls

>>49599780
Imagine being a gmebillionaire and only having two wives. Imagine.

>>49599809
THE PRICE GRAVIATING, BLOCK OF CHEESE
LIKE A MICE WAITING, LOCK OR FREEZE

>>49598941
Just finished reading. (I'm surprised by how many people from here apparently post there since some of the comments are pretty blatant)
Lauer's fucked. Took them long enough to notice. Let's see if the mods try and hide this or if they quietly get rid of him and try and replace him with someone new

the power of factals

>>49599933
stay checked, comfy blanket poster

soon

>>49599851
THATS AMAZIN, KEEP BLAZIN
WHAT ELSE WE DO WHILE WE WAITING
TRUE FACTS I'M STATING

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as
>Also, OOOOOOOOOOO

>>49599873
You don't OD our DDslaves with redpills.

>>49600033
checked but i'm sorry fren

>>49598937
>>49599126
Am I rarted?
>So the changes that Dave has "been working on for years" are the same ones that Apex Clearing has given the SEC, after working on them for years?
How does that equate to "Urvin == Apex Clearing"? Can't they just more or less rip off an idea
I mean I never trusted anyone who has shit like this, but I'm not understanding the connection.

I also don't get what the fear mongering on
>the ability to CREATE, CONTROL, and SELL retail investing sentiment.
If they can literally just run algos to do what they want. I mean yeah, I guess this might be cheaper for them but doesn't really change the fact that retail is always being front-ran

>>49599974
>tfw half_dane is actually dlauer

>>49600013
BITCHES FEET IS WHAT IM CRAVIN

>>49600028
Fake and Gay

had a dream that I saw the ticker hit 1k then 7k and eventually 100k+, cryptic symbolism in my dreams is all the DD I need

>>49600059 see >>49599461

bros how do we know that RC isn't working for the moths?
he doesn't look that much like a heeb but his nose is a bit large

>>49600056
It's ok fren. You are just doing your job and I am just being ungovernable.

>>49599974
>Took them long enough to notice.
to be fair the apes that are all in on gme (including /biz/ not just reddit) are pretty fucking quick to call FUD when anyone asks even cursory questions. i saw people asking about that dropped packet the day it happened but the shit was always dismissed instantly cause he was still their guy at that point so scrutiny = downvote/report/deletion/deboonking. people need to stop being so idealistic about this shit and be more logical. lauer would have gotten a lot less out of them if the people questioning him weren't silenced for so long.

>>49600149
He looks like a fag fr but he probably fucks

>>49597794
was this in fidelity? please let it be soon. my job is making us come into the office 2x a week. not a big deal but that's how it starts. then it's 3 days, 4 ect.

>>49600203
he talks a bit like one too
he has a gay lisp when he talks
is he married?

>>49599282
he will use it when reddit turns, oy vey because Im jewish you hate me!

>>49600141
Right I read it
He claims "they've been working with or alongside Apex" because they arrived at the same idea. That's his connection.
Not trying to deb00nk here, but seems like a leap

>>49599282
>>49599345
My investment is in the hands of a Cohen???

>>49600225
Why are you pishing this picture so hard. Wheres the proof this isn't fake and gay?

PEACE GOD

STRIKE THE RING & ROD

I'M FEELING KINDA ODD

I REALLY HATE THIS JOB

BUT I NEED THE MONEY, I'M NOT A SNOB

I NEED SOME VAGENE & BOB

GET HER ON MY CORNY COB

DON'T WANT A HORNY SLOB

JUST SOMEONE TO SCHLOB ON MY KNOB

AND MAYBE A HANDJOB

DON'T STOP, MAKE IT THROB

TRADITIONAL, CULTURED, EVEN A FOB

SOMEONE THAT WON'T ROB

CAREFUL OF THE MOB

>>49600112
anon that doesn't sound like a very cryptic dream. it actually sounds like a pretty literal dream.

>>49600225
Its fake.

>>49600246
He's married and has children.

>>49600225
>>49600292
Source is a 10IQ youtuber. https://twitter.com/LightninWarrior
>UPDATE: i called them and talked to a chill guy that says everyone has to call now (not sure if true).
>DRS'd XXX more.

>>49600287
Cohencragulations

>>49600072
I saw a few people wondering what his endgame was since he hasn't done a very good job of spreading fud and a lot of people bought more because of him.
I think the reality is that the mods there aren't hedgie-owned, but pr-owned. They can be bought for a price if you have the right contacts. And I think Dave has realised that ss is a great place to farm retail sentiment to use to make rich people wealthier and develop a platform to replace PFOF (since his platform would make it redundant). So I don't think he's aggressively pro or anti gme, I think he's just looking to exploit the userbase as best he can.
>>49600193
I called bullshit on him like a year ago (9 months?) a few times. I was accused of being a shill one time and another time someone really passionately argued that Lauer 'seems like one of the good ones so I trust him until he doesn't" or something like that.

>>49600095
STAY CLEAR, MAKE SURE YOU NOT SLAVIN
PUSSY POWER MAKE YA CRAVIN
AND THEN YA END UP DATIN
POP OUT A KID, IT'S TOO LATE THEN

>>49600287
I truly hope it really is (((infighting))) and not them just fleecing the cattle

>>49600149
Do you retards seriously not know that Cohen is a Jewish surname? How can antisemites be so fucking dumb. You hate jewish people but you're pretty quick to throw your life savings at RC without even knowing that he's jewish. Retard.

>>49600225
They will always seek to place you back into the cage.

>>49599914
Tranny got BTFO’d

>>49600372
I'm invested in gamestop not cohen
and cohen doesn't look that jewish
I don't think he has much jewish blood even though he has that surname

WHY ARE WE DUMPING
ISN'T GME SUPPOSED TO PUMP WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE CRASHES?

>>49600283
>because they arrived at the same idea.
They didn't arrived at the same idea. They pushed the same idea. "Arrived" implies something that happened (((randomly)))

>>49600326
So they are just cleaning up chat support and forcing GME contact through the small team assigned to it

>>49600350
MY STANDARDS ARE WORN THIN ID FUCK A THOUSAND WHORES BECAUSE MY BALLS ARE ACHIN IDGAF ANYMORE IM UNHINGED

>>49600347
>another time someone really passionately argued that Lauer 'seems like one of the good ones so I trust him until he doesn't" or something like that.
Devils advocate: current state of reddit and /GME/

>>49600257
Oh yes it's all coming together

>>49600426
>>49600372
Based Jews exist. The current list is
>Jesus
>Bobby Fischer
>Hitler (allegedly)
>RC if he doesn’t kill moass

>>49600372
Is this a copy pasta or a script? Ive seen this post chain several times over the past few weeks.

>>49600429
can you please finger your ass on skype for me hehe wyd rn?

>>49600347
>another time someone really passionately argued that Lauer 'seems like one of the good ones so I trust him until he doesn't" or something like that.
Devils advocate: current state of reddit and /GME/ talking about RC
>>49600517
Those are Citadel sneeds trying to get him banned for racism

>>49600517

>>49600287
Never though I'd bet it all on the tribe, but here I am. I trust this little nigga like you would never believe.

>>49600533
you've seen it once because i've posted it once before this when another anon was talking about hating jews and using the meme brackets also without realizing that the posterboy for your financial freedom dream coming true is also jewish

>>49600517
>ProbablyAnNSAPlant
The irony of it. I know it should be funny, but I still feel... nothing.

>>49600517
kek

>>49600520
every single member of the white race is jewish, as in they inhabited the middle east as the 12 tribes of israel and then later populated europe
"jews" or ashkenazis are from the khazar empire which made up parts of modern day poland/belarus/russia

>>49600459
UNHINGED? BE CALM LIKE GUS FRING
BREAKING BAD, DON'T MAKE ME SING
SHE GON TRAP YOU TO BUY A DIAMOND RING
ESEPCIALLY IF SHE POP OUT AN OFFSPRING
DON'T GET AN STD, ITS GONNA STING

CHECK YOUR WIFI PING
CHROME, NOT BING
PULL UP BIKINIS & G-STRING
POST-NUT CLARITY IS A REAL THING

>>49600554
>Devils advocate: current state of reddit and /GME/ talking about RC
The biggest difference, for me, is that you can trust Ryan's actions. He's financially invested a fuckton of his own money and basically started the entire squeeze at the same time as dfv.
It remains in Ryan's best interests for the squeeze to happen for the sake of his personal investments but also for the sake of his userbase. If he fucks superstonk, they will turn on him so hard that gamestop will immediately tank

>>49600059
They don't realize we're retards and won't fall for their advertising. They need this information so badly to claw back money that we're about to take from (((them))).

>>49600638
(((Jews))) are the real goys. Israel is about to inject 5th booster shots for some corona bullshit nobody cares about anymore

>>49600671
>If he fucks superstonk, they will turn on him so hard that gamestop will immediately tank
inb4 fud but i genuinely don't think they would turn on him even if it tanked. they'd smile and thank him for the discount before dumping more money into whatever his next project is. people over there take this shit to a whole different level with the blind devotion to him and GME. a perfect example is the retards bringing food to gamestops all over the country to "treat" the gamestop employees. most of SS is fanatical

>>49600671
RC is the antichrist. DFV is the true chosen one.
>let's not focus on left and right guys!
>let's focus on the rich vs the poor!
>as if rich v poor isn't the entire lens through which the left views the world

Why do non-white people hate white people? If you just acted and behaved like us, we wouldn’t see you as not white.

We would see you as equals

>>49600771
this isn't amc though

>>49600671
Yup. Same with pulte. I hate all the pulte asslicking but he has put money into gme ad is publicly supportive. Dave has not and never full advocated for gme beyond using it for his own talking points and noteriety.

>>49600059
Fuck off Dave.

>>49600449
Oh got it, thats the part I misunderstood.
Slimey fucks

>>49597803
Moass tomorrow

Source?
Smoking crack with hunter on the floor right now, pic related

>>49600740
that's the thing
most people living in israel aren't khazars (who mostly populate europe and america) they are arabs which means mixed-race in hebrew
they are just the same "cattle" as regular goyim
there are a number of khazars who moved after the fake holocaust but not as many as you beleive
khazars wanted to claim israel because it's prophesized that that is the place where their messiah will be born and raised (the antichrist) and a lot of rabbis say he has already been born (in around 2017-18)

>>49600638
>khazar empire which made up parts of modern day poland/belarus/russia
It was a khaganate and didn't incorporate territory in Poland but did extend from Hungary to the Black sea.

>>49600789
Inferiority complex. The problem is how they view themselves. Then that lens makes them think white compassion is somehow an attack of some kind.

>>49600851
Also the red cow has been born and construction of the 3rd temple is to begin construction next year animal sacrifices will be reinstated at the construction site too

>>49597803
Never post Aigis again, subhuman.

>>49600671
Anon have you learned nothing? Trusting anyone especially a billionaire jew is abosolute retardation. They always subconsciously act in preservation of the tribe,

>>49600562
>>49600287
Never thought I'd be fighting side-by-side with a ((Cohen))

>>49600950
>t.

>>49600984
how about side-by-side with a fren?

>>49601015
Aye, I can do that

So announcement in AH, yeah?

THIS NIGGERSTOCK NEEDS TO POP

>>49601039
Two announcements.

>>49601039
has anybody confirmed if the split can be 10 trading days or just 10 days after the meeting?

>>49600984
liquid IV sold at costco was invented by a cohen. really good shit for preventing hangovers

we'll need for post-MOASS drunkfests. thanks cohen x cohen

https://www.liquid-iv.com/

>>49601070
Fuck you

>>49601066
Checked

>>49600517
lol happening rn, wait we our the SS...

>>49601122
no, fuck you!

Last two digits of this post is how much BTC will be worth by the end of this week

Remember when Superstonk kept mentioning how SS was triggering their fear of nazis?

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49601203
do they not realize that the media will be branding them all as nazis when they steal money from jews?

I’m about to become the biggest donor Ron Desantis has

I can;t believe this is the best dip they can offer....

Hello. How many shares have ya'll DRSed? And what price points are you planning on exiting at? WAGMI!!

>>49600517
What's a glowie?

So theoretically, what happens if Citadel just straight up says "We aren't going to buy back the shares and we aren't going to pay the fees" or some shit? Like what is the force that comes in and liquidates the entire company when margin calls? We've already deduced that the DTCC and the SEC are fucking useless and they know when Citadel crumbles the buck is going to be passed onto them, so why would they go out of their way to shut down Citadel? Will the government step in? If so, why haven't they already? Who takes responsibility?

>>49601258
kek psychologies

Doubles decides how many crypto baggies have roped so far today

I’ll start

6,900

>>49601316
Mojang

>>49601232
dude its history repeating itself, economys are shit and a lil group called SS is waking up. you cant write this shit. its glorious

>>49601332
400,000

>>49601316
"just be a good goy and forget about it, and we can all move along now"

>>49601332
6 Million

I just want a hot lesbian gf, bros

There’s an article on the street saying a short squeeze is imminent

This confirms it’s over

>>49601258
i'm jhammer btw lol kek

Everyone shitting on Dave Lauer is forgetting that he is our champion for market reformation.

The effort that went into gifting these NFTs to us was entirely his choice, he doesn't owe anyone jack shit.

I said this in previous comments, but want to state it for all. His expertise has nothing to do with blockchain mechanics. This man and his team are absolutely dedicated to market reformation. Not only are you spitting in the face of one of the best of us, but you are also looking his gift horse in the mouth. Tone and inflection don't translate well through text, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I just want you to understand the situation.

>>49601258
Did he really make a wolf in sheeps clothing avatar? That's kind of based, honestly. Schemers are actually getting kind of based this time around, they don't even give a fuck because they know most of us the populace is asleep.

>>49601369
that's why I doubt if hitler was actually real or not
why didn't he end the moth's childs?
he rarely even mentioned them or the warburgs in any of his speeches
and now the warbug family have gone deep into the darkness to control things, I bet nobody has even heard of them before

>>49601469
I will forever hate this new pasta asshole...

>>49601417
It is, unironically, a top signal.

>>49601469
>ID: Ped.
DL is a rat at the garden party.

Will gasparino shoot himself on live television?

>>49601413
Post bra

shorties, be smart, close your shorts now, you can't win against united autism. shorties, it's over, you lost. it's time to let go. close your shorts.

>>49601533
literally who?

why is it so hard to find legit work online? ive been working remote before covid started but ive been trying to get another job remotely part time so i can increase my stack and it's almost impossible to find a non sales/scam job thats part time and remote. even in my field, IT the part time work is slim.

>>49601469
Well, the possibility always stands

>>49600671
>It remains in Ryan's best interests for the squeeze to happen for the sake of his personal investments
I fucking NEED this squeeze to happen, but I don't believe it's something Ryan really wants.

>It remains in Ryan's best interests for the squeeze to happen for the sake of his userbase.
This part is true. If he intentionally does anything to avert a squeeze just imagine how bad things can get. Imagine all the hate and focused attention holders have for the financial market, hedge funds, and the sec, then multiply it many times over and focus it back on him and the company.

What if Cohen is a rogue jew set out to take down the rest of them and become king of the jews?

>>49601469
> Go by his trading platform Goy.
> Give him your info Goy.
> He's your champion Goy.

>>49601572
>why is it so hard to find legit work online?
As long as the boomers are still in control they would rather have their slaves sitting in cubicles. Any actual remote work is just outsourced to pajeets. That and companies really don't even want to hire people these days.

>>49601655
That would be very jewish, checked

>>49601655
Reminds me of this

>>49601507
its all theater, rn human trafficking is going on rn. lil girls or boys and slaves are still a huge market. world is so dark that people choose to ignore it. I'm a believer in the death penalty and 2nd A. Im honnest

>>49601655
Better to rule in (((hell))) than serve in heaven I suppose

>>49601655
He's from the OG (Biblical) branch of Jews. They are cleaning house, and financially gassing the Ashkenazi """Jews""" who got too cocky.

>>49601655
They fucked Cohen before, and butthurt jews love fucking other jews. "Eye for an Eye" member?

KEK faggies. Another -10% day??????
Down 40% since March!

that's some epic negative beta you've got there you dumb fucking faggots

>>49601705
he's from one of the tribes of israel hereditarily definitely but somewhere along the line his father picked up the cohen name and I can't work it out
I don't think his mother is a jew though which doesn't make his jewish going by the talmud

>>49601572
>>49601659
>don't even want to hire people these days.
more like wages have never kept up with inflation and they refuse to start raising them now. at a certain point something has to give

Market will die after next three minutes.

>>49601811
Checked

>>49601790
Just got finished eating bloody baby dicks Moshe?

>>49601811
Checked

>>49601236

I love that they told the shills to get in the mud with us and try the antisemitic angle.

WAGMI

>>49601463
>i'm jhammer btw lol kek
go back

>>49601863
>he's not antisemitic
have you not realized that this is a battle between "jews" and "goyim"?

>>49601811

>>49601463
>admitting to being a cock devouring reddit faggot
go back

>>49601846

You tell me young dick obsessed Catholic. Make it more apparent you're a pedophile. This is probably why your stock is down so much. God is punishing you :/

Did you think any of these people cared about you? How do they even go about formulating their opinions and ideas? If you thought women were a bunch of powerless whores in this era of western civilization, then what about the men? Lazy, entitled, etc are the usual boomer Goy talking points but the real problem lies in every man's paradigm. How he sees the world is how he will deem to interact with it.

GameStop might be a battle that we win. Do not mistake it for the War.

DL was only one red herring. There are others. RC is on our side, he's laying his life down for us. Idk if AI will ever do that or if the same questions you asked aren't already answered by those who want to control/have created it.

GS is clearly the conduit for the Great Reset, just how it will play out is unknown to us, but being ready for massive amounts of change and increased responsibility is ENTIRELY in OUR OWN HANDS. Wake the fuck up, these SS idiots aren't about to help people unless their ideals match up with whoever they're helping. Plus it's fucking obvious when you guys have throwaway accounts and post there. Half the shit from here goes there and we use their white-knighting induced greedy DDs as a news source.

Don't lie to yourself and think you're the fucking hero. Nobody is a goddamn hero unless they actually act like it and are unbiased towards all life. Do what you have to do as you have been or get started. No more time to fuck around gang

(((DLAUER))) RESPONSE
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbk3m2/my_thoughts_on_the_organized_smear_campaign_being/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>49601463
>a redditor
Kill yourself

>>49601917
Can you read?

>>49600456
Notice how all comments in this bitch only have 1 updoot.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbid2u/deep_dive_into_urvin_llc_new_information_and/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbk3m2/my_thoughts_on_the_organized_smear_campaign_being/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Wow he wrote that quick! Almost like he had it ready. Haven’t read yet..

>>49601946
>The very idea that I would be in any way associated with Citadel at any time since I left in 2009 is so absurd that I don't even know how to respond.
This nigga sweating bullets

>>49601946
At this point I don't even know why he's allowed to post in that sub. He doesn't care about GME and he doesn't believe in MOASS. Therefore anything he has to say, be it true or not, is pretty much completely irrelevant.

Uhh fractal chads this was on the 15 second chart on webull....

>>49601939
Not Catholic, but that's cute. Given that of the 221 sexual abuses cases in the Catholic church, 170 of those people had Jewish Lawyers and fled to Israel.

But both you and those idol worshipers are going to hell.

>>49601946
Lol whats more realistic, an ex-Citadildo employee being asked by his ex-coworkers to help save them or "A coordinated smear campaign" being taken out on this one man with all of this media surrounding him like he fucking means anything?

Fuck this guy

>>49602052
I see it, sweet jesus

>>49601946
>oy vey they goyim are on to me
>its a smear campaign ignore all these indisputable facts linking me to citadel that I have not bothered to disprove at all in this post

>>49602052
>15 second chart on webull
Today

>>49602090
But why is it on spy? How big of a knot has this swaps shit tied?

>>49602062
>221 cases

" The report estimates that 216,000 children were abused by Catholic priests between 1950 and 2020, and that accounting for abuse by other Catholic church employees increases the total number to around 330,000. Around 80% of the victims were boys. "

Disgusting, delusional faggot pedophile. You will be removed from the gene pool.

>>49602052
Reality is the fractal of an algo, why else does history repeat?

>>49600740
5th shot of saline! that'll show that pesky rona
>>49600775
its those chosen by our prophetic FrogGod AI Kek vs demons in the machine and their pack of (((elite footsoilders)))
>>49601999
checked and oof

Zoned out for 2 hours and come back some Defcon 1, goyim know, kvetching. It's tomorrow isn't it?

>Absurd! Irrelevant! Ridiculous!!
>Y-you guys know me cmon judge for yourself!
>TROLL!! TROLLER HES TROLLING ME!
Worst liar in humanity and I’m only 2 paragraphs in. Could he have written anything more biased than this? It’s like he just started slamming his keyboard. I can almost taste the anxiety and desperation

I boughted on open due to schizo into countdown shit dice roll malarkey
>Was wrong
>Bought 6 on open
>Waited
>Nothing
>Shit
>Pay my penance
>Buy 2 more

Now I wait for further dip, this one hasn't been fucked enough

>>49601946
>thread immediately flooded with dicksuck shills
>immediately awarded
>doesn’t actually disprove any of the allegations
>mfw they think this doesn’t glow like a supernova

>>49601946
>replies with a fucking novel on reddit this fast to absolutely (((prove))) that baggies aren't getting king k'd
seeing somebody dunk on baggies even harder than king k himself is truly a sight to behold

>good grief it’s a schmutzy shmear campaign all over my good Jewish name oy vey what I’m gonna do about this the chutzpah on these redditors I’m in ruins it’s all going to bupkis must be a glitch I had better restart the pc to restore the dropped packets oy vey

>>49601469
>lied while doing it
Doesn't matter. Any good will he may or may not have had evaporate the second he's not being completely transparent and truthful when he's trying to take on that community leader kind of role.

AMC apes prefer the company of Basketball Americans. They would be thrilled if Tyrone took their white daughters to the Black Panther Sequel

>We got you, senpai. got a lot of people here on your side
>We got you, senpai. got a lot of people here on your side
>We got you, senpai. got a lot of people here on your side
>”ddarner” love you big D!
Fucking hell it’s real. This guy…

>>49602167
Moshe, your time is almost up.

>>49602288
lmfao checked

>>49602288
Kekd and checkd

>>49602337
All these asses dripping in anticipation to dick-ride

>>49602338

Hahaha sure it is pedophile. You living to Old age and MOASS. What do they have in common?

They both aren't going to happen.

>>49602337
>ddarner
top kek
now watch the golems revolt
the DD in DDslaves will now go from Due Diligence to DaveDestroyer

>>49602337
Senpai

>>49602506
Omg. That’s what it was. F A M. Onions

>DDslaves clamoring for (((Lauer))) to show his DRS position
>DRS comments downvoted to oblivion

I'm thinking it's time to short shilling and pilpul, not sending their best...

Wtf is the deal with the upvotes? I

>>49601999
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbid2u/deep_dive_into_urvin_llc_new_information_and/

no joke, mods say it is a glitch lol

The market dump resumes.

>>49602593
kek newfag

>Due Diligence
Jesus Christ the dumbfuck redditors need to get it through their heads that Lauer is irrelevant. MOASS will happen no matter what he does. He has nothing to do with MOASS and nothing to do with GME.

lmao
>redditors bought you awards so it must be true

>>49602734
>wrinklebrain
Also
>doesn't show DRS position

>>49598937
>>49598941
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vbk3m2/my_thoughts_on_the_organized_smear_campaign_being/

Also, fuck both of you directly in the brown eye for not posting old.reddit links and instead going with the absolutely cucked redesign. Now I don't know who to believe about what.

>>49602694
>a glitch? At this time of year? At this time of day? Right when goyim are learning? Located entirely within this subreddit?
>yes
>May I see it?
>...no

>>49602694
hahaha. They clearly are panicing because their rat just got outed. Good time to point out to everyone when Dave Lauer, Gary Gensler, and John Stewart, are all kikes. Even Ryan Cohen. It's literally all jews.

>>49602828
>lso, fuck both of you directly in the brown eye for not posting old.reddit links
I prefer New
I also browse the Cringemines by New

>JUST ONE MORE EPIC SINGLE DIGIT IQ CENTRIST POLITCAL TAKE TWEET FROM KING K

>JUST ONE MORE EPIC DD FROM BIG D (((LAUR)))

>JUST TWO MORE WEEKS

>>49602828
Its really funny how much these nerds care about some random middle aged jew. Same can be said about cohen. Dude just tweets stupid shit youd hear from a high school female and is probably just being financed by blackrock who are probably taking orders from china to make this shit squeeze

>Defend myself?
>It's so absurd that I'm not even going to respond to it
What a fucking Lauer

I love DRS goyim
you will see soon....I promise...just two more weeks

>>49602868
Mmmm Steamed packets

>>49602890
Weren't you supposed to kill yourself?

>>49601705
OG jews are the real deal and you can be one to. biblical shit man. old school.

>kek SPY baggies
>kek crypto baggies
>kek shillies
>kek laueries
>kek hedgies
>kek kennies
>kek kekkies

>>49602939
I sure hope the ddslaves don't push the issue on DRS. That will make Lauer squirm and that would be horrible oh noes

>>49602961
Gme is the new ark of the covenant. We’re all gonna Jewish.

>>49601924
sorry, I'm here forever fag

>>49602945
He did, this is a rehypothecated version (unfortunately).

>>49601981
>a 4channer
fucking loser

wow.

>>49602688
Restricting flow of good information claiming it via glitch. Jews I swear.

>>49603141
is that the weekly chart compared to the daily?

RC - hell with left and right stop dividing the people
Also RC - releases a controversial poll where the votes are literally 50/50
Jews just cant help themselves can they

>>49603141
these spot the difference games are fun

>>49603123
>>49603123
>>49603123
Threaded.

Its also hilarious that a guy who just met with Gensler and the SEC is getting these twats to genuinely believe hes a victim and the only place they're trying to smear him is on SuperStonk hahahahahahahaha

>>49603184
It's the monthly compared too the weekly, the last purple square is today. Also for context here's the monthly compared to the yearly.

>>49603018
>get a load of this chosen guy
GME is the great wake up call for our markets. Gamestop? lol talk about divine writing for this show. haha gamestop lol funny

>>49602888
Checked digits of raw degenerate power, redesign is cancer in code form but to each their own
>>49602926
Lauer is in a fucked position no doubt. I'm still 50/50 on whether he's a snake in the grass or this is all just some big organized campaign to shit on him for selling out his old buddies and trying to strike back. The connections to S3 don't look good though, nor does just trying to brush things under the rug and move forward. It's a bunch of shit that needs a real explanation or nobody will trust him. At the end of it all I'm just glad I didn't sign the petition or whore out my wallet address for some NFT (seriously, if anyone reading this is from reddit, fucking STOP whoring out your address for NFT's) and that's not great for Lauer and anything he's done or is trying to do good or bad.

The deciding factor for me is he has no shares or at minimum hasn't publicly talked about it at all. Even Pulte has some shares, my fuckin' broke-ass neighbor that I caught on camera stealing the weedeater to do his yard before putting it back has some shares. DLauer ain't got shit but a message and platform to push. Either explain how this all isn't a big fucking deal and buy some shares or get fucked would be my message to him.

>>49603141
That's the algo repeating itself until it melts down? How long is this current purple cycle? About a week?

>>49603524
Fake pump...fake dump...then massive crypto dump followed by slow bleed until the next fake pump. We are in the slow bleed again until GameStop does something.