/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49564801
Please make it stop.

You are gonna buy the oil dip right anon?

the market is dumping
and i'm getting sweaty
if i call my broker
i'll spill my spaghetti

Get ready for max pain upon open
Should've loaded up SQQQ

>>49564801
Market is crashing and so is oil. Only way to make it is to buy puts on everything

>>49564801
IT WASNT FUCKING PRICED IN
IT WASNT FUCKING PRICED IN
IT WASNT FUCKING PRICED IN

CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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Retards.... Goodnight /smg/

tfw bought XOM and CVX calls on Friday before close.
Oil's going to be the only thing green on monday.. right guys?
Haha.

>>49564854
Oil is not crashing. Stop using investing.com

>BTC below 27k
>ETH below 1.5k

Oh baby what a bloodbath, and here you thought the NasdACK was doing badly YTD. I think this may signal a broader selloff that's coming around now :^)

oopsie poopsie

>I’m going to keep getting rich while you complain about the climate
Enjoy eating the bug soup retard, we have more than enough data to know that the ocean algae population is being fucking decimated. Nearly all of the worlds climate and food chain starts at the ocean. It’s not profitable to slow down mass consumption which is why “green” is such a huge grift. You’re confusing saving the environment being unprofitable with saving the environment being fake.

I don't know shit about crashes, but since most of my portfolio is below 10 P/E, all my shirt is fairly valued, which means my stocks can only go so far before they're trading at the dollar. By comparison, stocks with a P/E over 20 have routinely seen -10% days since Jan. I don't see the long term effects. Will AAPL go to 5 P/E? I imagine when this bitch is said n done, many names will be bankrupt, companies will buy their stocks at record rates, many names will be bought out (like Spotify, Roku, Zoom), and everyone else will be trading at deep value. Truly a once in a lifetime buying opportunity.

why is creep toe crashing? does it mean that the market will be justed tomorrow?

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No chart looks like a buy and I'm too scared to short because I never did that before.

Well RIP my 2 position portfolio I guess.

Why is the bump limit for these threads so low anyway?

This is what mumu deserves for being such an arrogant prick. We'll see how arrogant that fuck is when JPMorgan forcloses on his fucking house and Jamie Dimon fucks his girlfriend.

IT'S NOT PRICED IN HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>49564801
Josh has settled it once and for all that if you post anime girls you are a PEDOPHILE. It's over, anime trannies.

it's over

Should I just drop $200 on gacha instead?

>>49564911
310 is a lot at our normal pace

>>49564894
Dollar looks like a strong buy right now, honestly.
DXY in a strong uptrend and on the verge of a breakout to new highs.

>>49564894
inverses fren... they're like shorts but not degenerate gambling

remember to sell everything you own on market opening tomorrow

dont look at prices, just market sell and close your computer

First for fuck cops and fuck SOXL. Suck my dick

>>49564842
>Please make it stop.
so, limit down? not to worry mumu, I've got just the thing...

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>49564868
there are no "insider bobos." the street does not care where the market goes. they are paid commissions to make trades. if anything, they make the most money when stocks just slowly and steadily rise, which makes them permabulls. that's all they want to see.
bobos are shunned. they aren't "inside" anything on wall street.

Look on the brighside lads, at least Corn and Wheat prices are surging!

>>49564891
Na surely there's no correlation, crypto isn't real so it can't predict things.

>>49564941
No, buy the deluxe version of Microsoft Flight Simulator.

OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

>>49564951

I'm taking profits tomorrow, I have a feeling this week will be pretty bad. Fed may do 100 basis points hike and finally cause a bottom to form (after S&P dumps 10% in a day)

>>49564948
>>49564894

>stonks only go up...r-r-right guys?
The cowacaust will be such a beautiful sight to behold, particularly for real estate bulls. I will cook real estate bulls medium rare and pair them with a nice cabernet and a baked potato.

>>49564944
only for the weekend, during lunch and a bit after close. In market hours the thread moves quite fast.

REDBOX

TICKER

RDBX

>>49564976
>if anything, they make the most money when stocks just slowly and steadily rise, which makes them permabulls.
very close but not quite correct. they want volatility to be as low as possible, that's the #1 thing wall street cares about more than anything else. they want as much control over the market as possible to cornhole all the retail trying to trade. when they lose control (e.g., when volatility is high) is coincidentally also when retail has the most opportunity to make breathtaking sums of money in short periods of tim e.

>>49564990
Alternative thread themerino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>there are people who didn't go into soxs and puts on friday
>not even drv
>there are people who were long the market even friday
The absolute state of /smg/

>>49565018
Real talk what the FUCK was that action last week?

>>49565023
>i push my fingers into my

>>49565036
>ASS

>>49565035
i can see her butt!

I STILL do not think we're going to actually crash. I mean, isn't that what we've been doing literally all year? Some things have been essentially declining since last fall. Week after week of selling...by who?? Why the fuck is Nancy Pelosi loading up on big tech calls if this is supposedly the cliff before a big crash? Shit, she unironically probably knows that the Fed is going to back track

Is anyone else completely unconvinced and planning to buy more pretty much no matter what?

>>49564976
If you would’ve listened to me than you would’ve made a killing in the last 72hrs faggot

>>49565048

>>49565036
garden bed soil?

The futures keep going down.

>>49565051
Pervert. To the slaughterhouse along with mumu you go.

>>49565059
Thank you for making it clear there are still mumus in the room. This is very important because a bottom is easily spotted by one simple indicator: the complete lack of mumus. Ergo, we are nowhere near the bottom.

>>49565025
no one knows where the market will go intrayear but as long as you go 100% long with high leverage every month you are guaranteed to 100x your money on at least half of your positions
basically you can play this really jerky game of going against the long term trend in out ooh ouch or you can just bathe in this money printer

>>49565059
Fagsdaq is already down 35% with over 1/2 the index down 60% or more, how much more do you need to be considered a crash

>>49564891

>>49565078
t. never heard of japan

>>49565025
I had been swinging SOXL and SOXS and thought I could buy the SOXL dip and make a little bit on a bear market bounce, but got heemed.
Thinking of selling for a loss this week and either swinging bear etfs or just buying more oil.

>>49565071
and that a good thing!

>>49565084
S&P hasn't even hit bear market territory yet. We have a lot of irrational exuberance remaining that needs to be let out of the balloon.

Is there even any positive economic or political news to warrant a rebound?

Anyone looking at HBI?
>that debt
Other than that, any other red flags here?

>>49565059
I think it's going to be a slow bleed. Not a big crash like some make it out to be. I don't think we hit bottom for 6-12 months.

>>49564891
Crypto is a rather reliable leading indicator actually. Yes, market's fucked.

>>49565112

Just look at Cramer, he's still telling people to buy

>>49565114
kek, no bro, kek, fuck no bro

Actual thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4&ab_channel=LinkinPark

>>49565094
As long as our birthrate stays booming we can't end up like japan

>>49565116
I've only lost money on HBI, except with the occasional put to hedge

>>49565114
Not until that faggotry in Ukraine finishes desu senpai.

Nice to see /smg/ is a safe space for Tayfrens

And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin

>>49565125
Only oil

>>49565114
the only thing on the short-term horizon (over the next week) would be the Federal Reserve doing a MASSIVE rate hike on Wednesday. This would signal that they're finally taking all this shit seriously and are moving quickly instead of slow-walking everything.
Barring any other macro changes we keep bleeding until the Fed does a big hike. These 50bps minuscule hikes aren't doing shit.

>futas

>>49565071
GAYSEX BROS, 3 MILLION HARD DISEASED COCKS JUNE 26TH

>>49565071
Futures don't matter

>barely hot inflation and the market kills itself
This is so stupid

>>49565112
> S&P hasn't even hit bear market territory yet.
which is why there is still ample opportunity to profit from bear positions

>>49565144
/smg/ is a safe space for anyone except faggots, jews, and l*berals.

>ACTUAL ACTUAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQ3pKCJIL4

>>49565133
A-anon........ about that....

>>49565112
>a lot of irrational exuberance remaining
lol literally what? Where? Who the fuck is still "exuberant" about the fucking stock market at this point?

Look at the blood red futures... it's unironically over.

SPY 200 is a real possibility. Prepare yourselves accordingly. Would you rather lose 10% holding cash due to inflation or lose 50% holding stocks? Bubble is popping and we are in stagflation. This will be worse than the Nikkei.

>>49565114
well, semiconductors are always in demand and amd & nvda are both excellent companies. Other than that, uh, no. gas is $5/gal in most places btw.

>>49565004
>>49564948
oh thanks anons guess i'm a bear now

NGL bros thinking of cashing out some and getting that drip. Retirement is a meme, refuse to die without drip. No cap I'm not sussin' I'm just gonna be bussin'. Elites own drip not shiny rocks or stocks or internet coins.

>>49565177
Was the market ever logical? I am asking this as a legitimate question.

>>49565144
>simping for an aging, fat, leftist whore
Truly pathetic.

>>49565116
>>49565135
underwear is overrated
adult diapers are where its at

>>49565193
Some gas stations near me are being brave and staying with $4.99 lol, but most are now above $5.

>>49565188
Have you ever bothered to look at the p/e, for one? Of course not, you have never looked at a single data point or chart in your life because you're that retarded.

>>49565200
No, but this is especially retarded given the fed and government are likely going to be able to tame inflation fairly easily once they start hiking

You ready for your sacrifice Mumu?
https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKs

>>49565193
Isn't it amazing that NVDA keeps having -5% days even though they made like $80 billion this year and increased their business in cloud computing by like 80%? Funny how we keep seeing absolutely massive green candles all the way down, almost as if the assholes writing all the fud are loading up

>>49565200
The market is nearly always logical, the problem is that it operates under a logic that you are not allowed to probe.

>>49565125
>>49565152
Cramer telling people to get into oil was exactly my signal to get the fuck out of my USO calls

>>49565188
We're still about 15% above the pre-covid high, and that high was itself off the back of an insane pump after 4Q 2018. Fair value for S&P is closer to 2500-3000 than it is to 4000-4500.

>>49565158

Wouldn't that crash the market, even if only for a day or two?

Say it with me boys LIMIT DOWN

>>49565059
Nancy Pelosi is a geriatric fuck with dementia. Any tech company that isn't cash flow positive is going to zero within the next 18 months. Any tech company that is cash flow positive will see their valuation cut in half. Homes will fall 30% and BTC is going to 4 digits. only getting started.

>>49565184
A banger

>>49565219
Well, short term it's a voting machine long term it's a weighing machine blah blah.

>>49565238
The opposite. The market DESPERATELY wants certainty. A huge rate hike would mean all the downside hedges get immediately closed which itself creates a pump.

>>49565219
>>49565190
When is /smg/ going to accept that the Fed and US government WANT inflation because it inflates away the national debt - which is literally the only way to keep the game of musical chairs from stopping?

>>49565199
I understand you're mocking zoomerspeak, but I still hate you for ever speaking like this.

Say your prayers, bulls.

>>49565231
Uh what sort of logic you mean there my man?

>>49565267

PLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS BOYS
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40Zmd30Awga
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40Zmd30Awga
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40Zmd30Awga
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40Zmd30Awga

Not replying to anyone but I hope (You) will read this and look at the image. I can't overstate how bugfuck crazy valuations have gone.

>>49565285
Quelle? Quelle?

>>49565094
and how is the price action that preceded in japan anything similar to our market?

>>49565289
My bet is that she will marry into a level of wealth all of us SMGers can only dream of.

it just hit me that I could liquidate everything and go all in SOXL. You know, as like, a financially (ir)responsible adult. But like if I wrote covered calls on all of those atm I could be dragging in thousands in premium each month...

hmm....

>>49565311
Japan:
>everything bubble
>everything bubble crash
Now:
>everything bubble
>everything bubble crash
Hmmmm I don't know. Can't see any resemblance desu.

>>49565315
>she

>>49565281
It's over for bears

>>49565291
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
Dont speak, just listen bby.

>>49565289
We will start a little bit red but then swing into dark green. The crypto crash is super bullish for stocks. Prove me wrong.

>>49565228
yeah but joke is on them, they sound hysterical retarded and make the opposite of their case which means they are actually getting everyone to load up on them. If you really wanted to get people to do the inverse of your trades you make it sound too good to be true

>>49565325
I have over 300 shares of SOXL, am I being stupid by not selling covered calls? How much could I even be making?

>>49564853
I did though

>>49565360
>Probe me wrong
Charts say you're wrong. All the charts.

Bulls had it good for 9+ years. The easy money ride is over. The times when you can buy a call and it would print no matter what are over and done with. Time for bulls to leave the house and find a job and actually start earning their money like a productive member of society.

>>49565350
Im gonna need you to go make me a samich.

S&P futures are now back in jan 20 2021. Happy inauguration day Joe Biden!

>>49565267
Yeah yeah, they WANT to pay 14% rates on gibbs me dat money

>it's an "smg schizoposts about an apocalyptic crash on Sunday but we just end up crabbing Monday" thread

>>49565368
You could make about 300 a week right now.

>>49565203
No need to be a meanie anon.

>>49565350
based. feeling comfy bullbros. market always does the opposite of what everyone thinks it does.

>>49565387
LGB

>>49565385
Prepare your anus

>>49564868
saved. We will see if the 75bps comes true or is it just another 2 weeks prophecy that has yet come to pass.

>>49565368
Pretty sure monthly at the money premiums are near 2.50 right now
Damn I could buy 4000 shares right now... that's 10k in premium... holyfuggg

>gapped down 1.5% the moment futures opened
it's actually over

>>49565391
Crypto is down over 10% across the board since Friday.
Overnight stock market futures are down -1.5%.
There's a lot of bad news right now and gas prices are going insane despite oil dropping.

ACTUAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wHoMOBPh4

Shit I just realized it's FOMC and opex week. RIP everyone.

>>49565405
Prepare your bussy, im going in raw. Ill spit on your face if you like though?

BUDDY TAKE A LOOK AT BTC COMPUTER

Don't despair mumu. There are still plenty of jobs available in this economy. But that won't be the case 6 months from now. Get in while the getting is still good.

https://jobs.mchire.com/

>>49564868
What are you talking about? Joe Biden just assured us that this is the best economy since ever, that he has created more jobs than Trump, and the price of gas is just a result of Putin's price hike.

>>49564884
2 weeks in quarter. Barely any movies and gas is up. Buy sporting goods. Not rocket surgery

>>49565393
SHE IS SINGING FOR ALL THE GAYSEX HOMOS TO KEEP PULLING EACHOTHERS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

>>49565035
People derisked in anticipation of CPI, then bailed now that the Fed'll hike more.

ACTUAL REAL LIFE THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>>49565464
You're running out of time Bobo

Reals for real life thread theme (ignore the gay thumbnail - jannies no ban pls it's instrumental)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b05zMiCpl8

>>49565524
uh, check the futurinos buddy..............

>>49565491
Speaking broadly here but I dunno why all the meatballs get so fucking worked up about gay people. Gays, incels, furries, etc all mean less competition. Why should I be upset that they exist?

>>49565507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIDnN34ZZaE

>>49565444
Trips of truth. It is going to be an interesting Summer.

>>49565540
>Competition
That's a pretty old fashioned way of thinking anon

lol oil is pumping right now

>>49565540
BASED GAYSEX LOVER

>>49565540
that's kinda gay bro ngl

>>49565540
there are plently of superstraight furries

I bought some weekly calls on Friday... any chance I make some money on them?

For the henny penny's thinking that the sky is falling, don't forget about the over 3 trillion in exposure expiring in this Friday's OpEx.

Increased volatility will cause more selling on top of selling, but as soon as SPY finds support (likely between 375-380), price will plateau, which will cause volatility to decline, which will suddenly cause all of those our of the money options to exert an effect and cause a rally. This may not be "the big one", it could just be the next leg down.

>buttcorn

This is probably it bros, this is the point where the historic wealth gap closes, or else America officially sinks into third world tyranny.

>>49565612
only if there's some retarded bulltrap pump tomorrow

>>49565392
I don't really understand how to do it tho

OKAY REAL THREAD THEME COMING THRU

REAL NAZI TUNES COMING UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vcTRWE2_u8

>>49565612
By selling them for 5 cents instead of 0 when they expire? Yes.

>>49565612
F

>>49565612
Strike/expiry? (You said weekly, but this Friday is a monthly expiration)

>>49565625
>boomers lose money
or
>boomers destroy the world because if they can't have it NOBODY CAN
gee I wonder which way this'll go...

Kek. Not only are the cryptotards getting slaughtered but so are the greedy fucking stock bulltards who bought the dip. Enjoy the new knife wound in your hands morons, you don’t get to keep the knife.

>>49565638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9pLV9kG3-s

better version

The one true thread theme, blessed by Kek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY

>>49565612
lol lmao

I'm no economist, but explain this to me like I'm five:

If INFLATION is going UP, doesn't that mean SPENDING is going UP? And if SPENDING is going UP, why is every company MISSING on their EARNINGS? Shouldn't a bunch of consumers spending even more money than before mean that the market is positive for GDP growth? How can we have high inflation and negative growth?

>>49565665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl9TlzGI6ts

Lol.

>>49564801
I bought 2000 shares of VFV on thursday... I wish I was kidding, but I just sold my house and the equity into the market to buy the dip.

thos futures

>>49565689
go back roody-poo

>>49565584
wtfwt?

>>49565689
>why is every company MISSING on their EARNINGS?
they are deliberately setting expectations overly high to justify increasing prices.

>>49565713
they look pretty good to me

Swear to fucking god if oil is down tomorrow I’m gonna

>>49565689
Stop asking questions, do not look at financial statements. Focus on morning stars and flashy green red candles.

>>49565659
depends, we need to separate commodity and energy stock bulls from the rest of the bulls. no matter what there is nothing jpow can do, recession included to bring down energy prices enough to tame inflation at a rate that crashing the economy and making government debt implode on itself worthwhile. Commodities like wheat will continue to stay inflated thanks to Ukraine refusing to be reasonable. Uranium outpreformed the indices EoD friday along with gold and silver so it looks like traders are looking for inflation proof assets since its clear that the Fed is no longer in control.

>>49565627
Call your broker at 9am Monday and tell him you want to sell calls on your 100 shares. He will set you up with the best price and buyer

>>49565689
There's a lag in what people are paid and/or have available to spend and the increase in cost of buying stuff. Income is usually last to increase when everything else spikes. Energy cost is absolutely shreking everyone.

anybody else wondering if maybe tomorrow will be one of those circuit breaker days?

>>49565524
Oh sorry bby. I was just getting my extra toy i want to try on you. Ready bby?
https://youtu.be/0AYzzzBaPBI

>>49565699
Checked based knucklehead

Reminder, we can all agree this crash was caused by:

-jews (obviously)
-homos
-l*berals
-women
-indians
-chinese
-trannies
-left handed "people"
-gingers

Feel free to add anyone I might have missed but this is Science so.

>>49565405
prepare your angus

>>49565584
>>49565729
very normal -- new hourly candle buying plus failure to create a new low means a lot of oil shorts closed off their shorts. oil is extremely cyclical compared to equities

>>49565739
what's wrong with the morningstar reports? other than obviously being named after Satan.

>>49564868
>$5 gas is all it takes to implodes the US economy

I thought America was supposed to be a rich country?

>>49565444
Don't forget increasing industrial action across the world in response to rising prices.

>>49565547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL0KS76D5pk

USA

>>49565689
It's all because of the free money from the PPP during the vaxxdowns. That artificially inflated our economy, especially tech shit since everyone was at home all fuckin day and businesses transition to WFH.

It's not that inflation is happening now, it happened while the money printer went brr in 2020-21. We're feeling the pain now.

>>49565778
"morning stars" are a type of candle. he trying to mock the technical analysis folks.

I go to Siga's stock twits page and first thing I see is Garbage Don talking about 3 million rock hard cocks.. lmao

>>49565689
>PPI in April: 11%
>CPI in May: 8.6%

So (roughly) companies spend 11% more on inputs and charge consumers 8.6% more. What do you think this does to corporate earnings?

wondering if it will be wise to buy inverses at open. i thought it might be a green monday and i could buy then but futures are extra bloody. ill never doubt clown market tricks like a red fakeout into green.

>>49565797
Member Abu Ghraib?

Can Anyone shill me on whats the Sayona Mining of the Uranium Sector in ASX?

>>49565818
35% of the Russell companies are worthless zombie co kept alive by cheap debt

Surely the futes are better..... Right haha

*checks*

>>49564894
Um like 10 minutes revealed logistics and grocery outlets. Lrn2diverge

Actual thread theme boys. Disregard all others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>49565802
Not picrel? lol rip then. idk i get their reports for free w/ robinhood and they're not half bad.

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE

>>49565762
-bakers
-tripfags
-avatarposters

25K ACCEPTED
25K ACCEPTED
25K ACCEPTED

>>49565878
big if true.

I saw an article on Yahoo News saying how you're not really saving money by working from home

The fucking desperation from employers. Lmao.

Ah man self serve ads with bid.glass ended. I just got some spare cash to do some more shit post ads. Oh well, was fun while it lasted.

>>49565874
the pic was just funny, it's not related.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/morningstar.asp

Why don't people ever look at the real world to get their leads on the stock market.

Shanghai has just gone back into lockdown, thousands of ships stuck off the coast of China... This can only push costs higher.

>>49565867
theyre not clowning around anymore.

>>49565370
Then sit back and enjoy the shit show anon, the view from here will be nice

>>49565689
I mean you’ve already gotten a ton of replies, but I’ll throw my hat in the ring and call you a retard too. In a debt based economy you already spent the money that is causing the inflation when you borrowed it, so uh yeah corporations posted record profits in 2020 and now it’s the commodity producers turn to post record profits from bilking those same corporations overinflated margins.

>how can we have high inflation and negative growth
Maybe uh crack open any book at all about the economy in the range of 1967-1980

>>49565909
lol wat
I haven't bought gas or cafeteria lunch in over 2 months. I'm saving $6k a month now...

>>49565797
>not posting kankenkraft

>>49565804
I am sure SIGA never visits their ST page. If they did all they would see is post after post about degenerate gays. I must spread the word about 3 million rock hard diseased cocks fren.

>>49565762
>-jews (obviously)
>-homos
>-l*berals
why did you list jews three times, anon?

The ACTUAL fucking thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

At least I have my jetstandingbyatchoteau for when SHTF.

ETH lower than 2019 high. Capitulation or bad omen?

>>49565942
The clowning hasn't even begun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b9I_UrRe4

when does premarket open? in what timezone? might just stay up to scoop up the shares ahead of time.

>>49565851
Yeah, rising interest costs will fuck them too. I'm just explaining why earnings start to miss early in the inflation/hiking cycle when the Fed still has its thumb up its ass.

Kek futs

>>49565971
Buttcorn and all Shitcoins are going to 0

>>49565971

Capitulation, a good sign. We'll probably see massive selloffs in stocks this week too

>>49565749
One can only hope

a possible thread theme if youre into that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

>>49565741
And what if I want to just do it by myself?

>>49566003
I want a convincing break of 19k to close lower than 2019 high. I want saylor to kys. I want president of el salvador dragged out of his palace and bayonetted in ass.

So, is tomorrow the day?

>>49566031
>slayer

straight poser shit.

>>49565776
interesting

MSTR

Why does someone have thousands of Taylor Swift images of her not being naked? What an autistic faggot

SOXL is going to hit a new 52 week low tomorrow.

NO NO NO ELON MUSK PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING

>>49566037
You'll save what, 25? Living the dream! #rich

>>49566037
>do it by myself
Who do you think you are? a hedge fund? LMAO

>>49565405
Yah, you like that dont you, you fucking slut.
https://youtu.be/WM7-PYtXtJM

>>49565112
It went $40 below 20%

Rate my portfolio

>>49566064
s-shut up

Totally unrelated to investing btw but I've always wanted a native american name how do I get one? Something cool like Thundering Eagle or Knows Like Crow

I am 0% native american btw if that matters

>>49566087
I'm sorry fren. I tried to fight the bears as long as I could. That era is over.

What price does Tesla open at?

>>49566079
not sure if shorting aussie is a good idea rn considering they are a commodity trap economy and commodities are on fire rn

>>49565838
>>49565952

How will this effect the economy?

>>49566060
>implying I don't also have some deepfakes of her being naked

>>49566066
OK, but he'll just announce he's bored of Tesla, quitting, and selling the remainder of his shares. That cool with you?

>>49566056
so youre not into it, thats fine. some people like sucking cocks and others like slayer. thats ok.

SOXL!!!!!!!

>>49566115
sounds bullish!

Well that was fun.

>>49566088
I'll give you one anon. Just post your favorite food and your most favorite movie.

>>49566115
Russia can get pissy but they already are. It's not Moscow and well within range of the existing weapons/artillery so nothingburger.

>>49566072
Why are you sending me these gay songs?

>>49566056
this lol

>>49566115
Oh is that why oil pumped?
Bullish for commodities, bearish for basically everything else.
>>49566104
>tfw I probably should've sold for a loss last week

>>49566117
POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* POST THE DEEPFAKES *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

$26k BROKEN
>$26k BROKEN
$26k BROKEN
>$26k BROKEN

VIX is once again barely moving lol

What is the overnight limit down, 4%?

>>49566200
Kek, we're nowhere near capitulation. Everyone saying so is in pure cope mode.

>>49566191
I second this. This thread is extremely homosexual

>>49566200
The hidden tigers are supressing the vix. the vix should have been 30 on friday.

>>49565689
It's called stagflation anon, look it up on investopedia.

Also, I think it's important to differentiate between monetary inflation and price increases. Yes, there for sure is inflation due to all the insane money printing and QE over the last two years. But a large reason prices are so high is due to supply shocks. 2 years of covid lockdowns fucking logistics + china shutdown affecting manufacturing + Russia/Ukraine fiasco causing a shortage of fertilizer/corn/wheat (which all are vital to food supply including livestock) + sky-high oil further increasing the cost of everything + rising interest rates hitting mortgages/auto loans is resulting in a perfect storm of households getting buttfucked. I'd argue that the actual monetary inflation from money printing is actually just the cherry on the top of the shit Sunday. The problem is a lot more geopolitical than financial in my opinion.

AAAAAAAAA I AM ALL OUT OF SWEET BABY RAYS, MY NUGGET DINNER IS OVER

>>49566176
We fuck to my music anon, now its time to make you bleed.
https://youtu.be/286jXjwdst0

>>49566173
Not that anon, but Orange Chicken Network

this thread is hilarious

>>49566221
Are we going to see Covid lows?

>>49566224
Conceptualize the odor

>>49566193
Doesn't seem that bad out there

>>49566248
what in the absolute fuck is this

>>49566173
Tuna
Fantastic Mr. Fox

>>49566241
>Not Stubbs
ngmi

>>49566273
an absolute banger is what it is

>>49566115
>“When the conflict started, we would hear rockets being launched into Ukraine. But now we get hit too. It is a different sound.”
Russians have been firing missiles from belgorod, its fair game.

>>49566256
Think bigger(lower)

>>49566255
what company made that shit?

>>49566235
This is such fucking kool aid

>>49566210


There is no limit down in futures.

>>49566301
It is subhuman behavior and sounds. Please kill yourself

Is it too late to buy energy and/or oil funds?

>>49566257
aw yes

>>49566255
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
Oh come the fuck on

>>49566191
Who am I, Mr Deep Fakes dot com?

>>49566210
Looks like it's 7% https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-based-equity-index-futures-price-limits-faq.html

>>49566330
2008 mode? Muh dik.

>>49566255
>Gonna have to try harder if you want deez Fink bucks hahaha

>>49566343
w-what

got my screenshot

>>49566255
>I still my peepee in poopoo
>this is the entire depth of my personality
>you must worship me
histrionic gays were a mistake

>>49566255
>foods backed by "science"

>>49566235
Interesting take. Wise anon is wise.

>>49566353
>not gopnik maxing in preparation for the crash
NGMI

>>49566337
youre denying that everything shutting down for 2 years had no devastating effects to the economy?
>muh biden inflation
just a scapegoat. a single man didnt cause an entire global problem with an executive order.

>>49566115
>FXHedge
Seems legit

>>49566367
Tell Taylor to lay off the Big Macs fat bitch now post some deepfakes now!

>>49566301
Problem?

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49566419https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4956641949566419
>>49566419
>>49566419
>>49566419
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49566419https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4956641949566419
>>49566419

>>49565025
I’m always long bro. Always.

>>49566343
Yes there is. It was at +5% or -5% -- we hit it a few times during the Covid crash in Spring 2020.

It got changed at some time (not sure when) to +/- 7% to match the RTH circuit breakers. https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/sp-500-price-limits-faq.html#nonus

>>49566115
Putin is just going to nuke them and Bobo gets to coom.

>>49565007
Meanwhile in rancher land...

>>49566255
I just want to talk

>>49566422
Damn it, not for you
For this faggot
>>49566353

>>49566248
Get better taste in music Bobo

>>49566337
>>49566391
Ah yes, the duality of /smg/.

>>49566397
I'm saying that if you think that high prices are still because of covid TWO YEARS LATER you're absolutely out of your fucking mind. Companies are playing games at this point, they're raising prices because consumers simply keep paying them.

The inevitability that no one wants to address is that as the economies of the world expand, there will be less and less demand for workers. Upfront costs to automate increase while long term costs decrease and profits increase substantially. Tons of companies closed brick and mortar stores in 2020 that will never open again, not because there isn't demand, but because they save an incredible amount of money.

tl;dr the line will continue to go up at some point

>>49566399
They are. Mainly sporadic reposts of Bloomberg terminal headlines. Kinda like that Walter Bloomberg guy.

>>49564884
Are you still talking from the last thread? Nigga, I would burn down an entire rainforest if I made even a dollar profit

>>49566330
What does this pic mean, i have no idea what the guy was actually thinking.

niggers

>>49566497
>I'm saying that if you think that high prices are still because of covid TWO YEARS LATER you're absolutely out of your fucking mind.
I'm saying that international shipping is still pretty fucked given that covid lockdowns only started letting up last fall. China's still fucking locked down. It'll probably take another 6 months to a year to unfuck the mess in shipping. And that assumes everyone plays ball.

>>49565416
I can make $50 per 100 shares in covered calls right? I have 300 shares of PLTR. That’s $150 /week right since even itm calls will never hit in this market?

>>49566919
idk what pltr is all about but if that's what the optionchain says then yea basically
i mean if pltr goes down then your premiums offset the loss, but yeh

>>49566235
Sundae, anon. Sunday is a day of the week.

>>49566991
Well I don’t plan on selling any, so I figure I might as well make some money while I hold them to zero.

>>49567020
Sorry I'm phoneposting from my local diner.

>>49567063
I’m always a phone posting homosexual. Apologies.

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