/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49553199
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (Last ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49553199
checked

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

>yahoo finance is down
how am I supposed to kek at the crypto baggies now if I can’t see how far BTC is falling?

>>49553199
Checked!

WAGMI, FRENS!

Tomorrow the markets are going to be hellish
Source: Whispers from the astral plane

>>49553258
nvm it’s back up
>kek
Think it can break 27k today?

>>49553361
good!

It's still sunday?

>>49553258
It's not even over. What they see and feel now is only the beginning, hence why you sold back in November of last year and bought more GME.
I estimate that it will keep tanking and wobble back and forth but ultimately go down until it reaches triple digits and then start to actually recover. The dip will be the second chance to cash in on the crypto train if you missed the first one.

>>49553417
Yeah. If crypto is crashing over the weekend that means monday is going to be brutal

Holy shit i thought i was the onky person who played gnome/dominion, this was nice to see in the catalog

Bitcoin is about to dip below 27K USD. I almost bought a couple back in November, but I got gold, silver and GME instead

who's stepping on the thread?

>>49553777
luggy sebens

Kek crytpo baggies

Nice little exit pump

>>49553777
nnmnr

>>49550428
just seen this scene, weirdest shit ever. fuck I am the great I am.

>>49553850
wasted digits, but posts aren't showing up. are jannies going crazy on a sunday or has AI taken over?

I miss DOTR; shits boring af this weekend.

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49553983
It’s 9am on a Sunday. Everyone's probably at church about now

>The whole GME conspiracy theory, I mean that’s come and gone. It was fascinating to be in the center of that conspiracy. It was like a bad comedy joke

actually you're a pretty good comedy joke, Ken.

fuck bros my psychic powers are fucking getting too edgy lately for a lot of stuff.

hi what is gme?

Before I follow any creative pursuits with my financial freedom I will of course put my modest programming skills to use to help our AI friend

>>49554011
Yo stfu denver, your perception of time is bad and you should feel bad

>>49553983
Im here, pissed myself last night and woke up to my lil chromebook covered in beer. shit still works but the fan is loud asf rn. crazy had to restart it 2 times to get my mouse and wifi ti work. lol Fell asleep so drunk I must have kicked over my whole beer on it. anyways it works fine but fan is loud now.

>>49553777
These guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2q3U2bmYc

its weird when my psychic shit starts to kick up again, any requests? shit to think about?

>>49554137
You must be 18+ to post here anon

>>49554201
Will i find twue wov????

>>49554201
Why does watching Hunter X Hunter give me deja vu when I know I haven't seen it before?

>>49554201
when and in what manner will the jews be exposed for their lies and skullduggery concerning GME?

>>49554233
sn33d
>>49554254
True love will be in my mind for you fren

>>49554286
most likely due to watching anime.
>>49554289
they already are, most people ignore or aren't aware of it.

>>49554286
How sure of that are you? If you were born in the 90s you probably saw it before on tv and dont remember or saw commercials

Fuck me! I just want this whole fucking cunting saga to be over with.

Please Lord Jesus Christ end this whole fucking corrupt financial system.

>>49554346
it doesn't feel like they're being exposed

>>49553215
>>49553302
WAGMI.

>>49553562
I loved the walkers. G-Nome was amazing to back then. Dominion on the other hand I watched the video too many times and when I eventually did get to play it years later it was just okay.

>>49554370
Well I've been on a binge these last few weeks and I watched the whole of the first series (not the ovas though) before watching the remake.
But I didn't get deja vu until I got a long way past where the first series ended in the second series.
(I did watch Yu Yu Hakisho and Tenshi Muyo back in the 90s though and barely remember them)
>>49554346
Maybe, but no other anime has had this effect and I'm pretty conscious of stupid anime tropes.
Like watching Kaiji was physically painful at times because of the amount of filler (but it helped me keep my resolve in the early days of holding gme)

>>49554137

>>49554370
he didn't give much but I assume its anime in general. they all steal ideas and art from each other and package it in another way for people to like or remind them of a fonder memory

>>49554419
well that just shows they are actively working against that.
>>49554452
ponder on it, seriously fren. its apparently bugging you.

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS


>>49553199
Checked

we might be turning mondays around bros. Might be green tomorrow.

>>49554452
I only watched the remake and it felt very comfortable and familar, when I watched Yu Yu it felt like coming home, maybe thats just Togashi's hidden skill atop of all the others lol
Yu yu specifically feels the same as watching dragonball or inuyasha with that childhood nostalgia, but I never watched yu yu as a kid
Im gonna go with feigned nostalgia

>>49554531
I LOVE YOU Eemji!

>>49554533
>we might
>might be green tomorrow
plz no more

Whats the deal with this? Is it a running total?

weird stuff but I thought last week was for us but maybe all that energy was the wedge to keep gamestop alive? everyone else took a huge beating. stupid stable coin GME

>>49554533
>>49554576
>AAAAHHHHH

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1535937752377831425

>>49554576
>>49554620

sorry

>>49554623
Whoa! New tweet!

>>49554623
holy shit, gotta word it right cohen lol

Can someone tell Ryan that talk is fucking cheap already? First couple were cool but now this dogfucking queer is just spinning his wheels

>>49554623
mayne just make me rich alr fr fr

RC was mentioned in my dream, and right after I woke up, I saw his tweet this morning before falling asleep again. It's happening this week

Source: my dream

>>49554779
yes lets just come out and say real shit but be debunked or called a racist or a infinite wall of text!
>>49554924
dreams are a source, imagine a machine picking apart info and serving in on a dish for you to enjoy.

ffs did everyone get a ban? it is way to slow?

>>49554386
This probably won’t come to fruition. He’s correct but not by EOM- I think splividend will be Fourth of July like one of the redditors said. Gmerica

>>49555057
It’s the weekend and nothing of substance to discuss- not anything new

Ryan Cohen STILL blaming the government for his companies dying stock price????? Hahahahahah

>>49555057
>he doesnt know
You dont... actually still hold gamestonk do you? Kek

>>49554623
the words he doesn’t write are the most telling

>>49555171

" get a job niggers. It's never happening "

>>49555171
>sauce
>san diego
>nosferatu
>sporting
>woolen
Concur

>>49554623
how active was his twitter presence before all this gme stuff?

>>49555467
Not very. You can scroll to the bottom quickly.

>>49554431
You made my day. I might play it again tonight. The music for both was great, Romero did a great job guiding Loconto on some dominion tracks. Hope you have a great day anon

>>49554200
ch-ch-checked?

>be me
>switch from wifi to data one time
>get my entire wifi network btfo by tranny jannies
>appeal denied
>forced to become based ban evading phonefag
>have a few tricks up my sleeve
>eventually the walls begin to close in
>3/4 of my IPs get rangeb&
>doesn't matter
>have one (1) trick that cannot be tamed
>post anything I want ever and shit talk the jannies because the rules no longer apply to me
>jannies are pulling their hairplugs out because im so incorrigible
>a spark of ingenuity by the /biz/ tranny squad
>I'm banned from /pol/ by /biz/ troons
>my trick still works perfectly on every other board
>mfw when im eternally banned from /pol/ for shitposting in /gme/
How did they do it bros? Where's the exploit that makes /pol/ unique, and how do I profit from this?

dividend is happening this coming week

i am willing it into existence

>>49556046
No you aren't, sit down and shut up.

Hey guys, the power of GameStop is manifesting itself in reality for me personally and not just making me feel nice because of billionaires crying on TV. I touched booba three (3) times yesterday. We are making it bros.
>PP8HW
lmao

>>49555842
>4channel
>4chan
it's the difference between knowing the line, and crossing the line

They banned everyone who didn’t believe in an infinity pool

>>49544948
>AI
Hypothesis, normies are normie because they have a strong mirror neuron impulse, and have learned behavior through this instinct.

>follow the crowd
>shame controls behavior

But what if people didn't have this instinct? Sounds like they would be (in theory) objective about things. The autist.

>autists, who think objectively, inherently usher us towards an age of AI dictorial leadership

Why is this bad?

>AIs are hyper practical. They do not need to concern themselves with honor or morality, only benefit/cost. Like Elon said they would steamroll all of humanity to build the world's largest road if told to.

POSSIBLY philosophers like Ayn Rand can convince them that altruism can have a selfish bases, which would at least help them understand they need us and goals can't conflict. (unless we have tons of robot bipeds running around everywhere, then they don't need us anyways)

>>49556109
Gamestop has done more for my life than any therapist or psychologist could. In preperation for MOASS, I've shed 15 pounds of body fat, have a closer relationship with my parents, feel more confident with women because they feel easier compared to what I'm dealing with here, and I actually strive for a purpose now. It never clicked for me in school, felt like I didn't have a purpose in society

I wish more people took the GME pill, does wonders for you psychological, more than just materially.

What if this was all a plan to build the next Gmerican soldiers?

>>49556345
Oh and I also took control of my addictions like fapping and smoking weed. Too stressed/focused on here that I don't have time to relapse anymore

I never knew my life could improve so much under times of financial and mental stress-tests

Hahah it’s happening this week right bros?… bros?

>>49556345
Doubtful. I got fatter, lazier, and I perform worse at work because I figure I won't be there long enough to go for a career anyway.

>>49556388
Hey bro, I lost 30 pounds as well and now lift 3 times a week because of GME. Team /fit/

>>49554531
WAGMI.

>>49555677 Checked
>Hope you have a great day anon
Likewise, fren. Enjoy the nostalgia trip.

>>49556345
keep focusing on all that anon. Get a white board and put every day targets what you WILL do that day to improve yourself. holding GME is just a small part of that. If you are too poor for a white paper just keep a piece of paper each day. Write it down. Then do it. These feelings will continue.

>>49556444
Blessed digits. I'm at 4 sets a week and I'm trying to go higher. I work from home so that is already locked in stone for me. I see my job as just a vessel to utilize but I haven't ever met my co workers irl and I am not sure I ever will.

>>49556345
>>49556388
Many such cases. Happy.

>>49556283
So your arguing that sentient AI could be convinced that it needs us for our humanity, empathy and morality but that they wouldnt need us specifically if they had androids running around because those traits are contained solely in the structure of humanoid legs?
I just want to make sure im reading that right

You were lied to your whole life. From the way you sit to the way you act, everything is a lie. Lies carried on from generations. Lies spread through murder, deceit, incongruence with reality.

MOASS is more chaos, but chaos that can be finely sculpted to create a great vehicle for change. Will you continue to lie to yourself when there is no longer a need to do so?

WAGMI

>>49556422
You are taking the wrong approach anon, self-sabotage while the world is already sabotaging you.. is not the way. Believe in yourself

>>49556444
Checked, WAGMI. I will never leave team /fit/

>>49556471
thanks anon, I haven't been tracking anything but I'll start doing that. I just take mental notes of what body part I should tear apart today and it's been working

>>49556582
WAGMI. Happiness can only be found within ourselves

>>49556645
Whats wrong with the way I sit?

>>49556714
>Happiness can only be found within ourselves
Ain't no car we love that's engineered shittily. Why go around like a beggar squeezing happiness from pussy, drugs, money? Why not just make yourself however you want?

That just wouldn't be profitable to (((them))) though.

If the price is <$10 post-split, I'm gonna buy the whole float

>>49556283
>AIs are hyper practical. They do not need to concern themselves with honor or morality, only benefit/cost.

if taught the concept of mutualism and given the example of a sea anemones and clownfish and given the order to build the world's largest road, could an AI build the world's largest road and go AROUND humanity instead of steamrolling it? to recognize humanity as partner instead of an obstacle, or is that innate to life forms and cannot be taught or learned?

>>49556761
why not buy it now?

>>49556764
Wouldn't the ideal solution be to enslave all of humanity use their naturally occuring genetic material to create an infinite source of free labor and make the entire thing self sustaining? It would be like growing vegetables vs building a car

>>49556804
Because it's too expensive

>>49556856
if you have around 5-10B sitting around you might as well buy it now

kek baggies

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49556632
AI's need humans for leadership capability. If it had a way to replace where it can't reach, it might try to mutiny anyways

Why did Bitcoin go back up?
I wish this shit would just fucking happen already gotdamn

If an AI convinced someone that its alive, can it convince someone to sell GME?
That is the question.

>>49556938
Yes. For ten million dollars per share.

>>49556753
Nothing wrong. Just can be done better is all
We, when choosing things for ourselves, would only want the best. When people are brainwashed into thinking they know what they want and aren't thinking critically, you end up with a whole lot of messes.

Back problems, being fat, concentration issues. All stem from your posture/can be prevented with good posture for example.

>>49556822
You would just be enslaving life when you could be experiencing it. Do you think you are any different from them? Maybe in the capabilities you have been endowed/cultivated. Truly tell me if you enjoy the enslavement of others or if it's just that you enjoy the failures of lesser men?

I for one enjoy smiling faces over gruelling serious ones. You think being a man is about conquering and taking things over? You must conquer the mind and body because who would listen to someone whose mind and body doesn't take instructions from themselves.

It's only hard so long as you're not willing to sacrifice. Willingness is your choice. The sacrifice is your choice. When you make rules for yourself, you follow them. What are you afraid of? This is your life, your rules, do as you please but don't think you'll be taking any of this when you go back into the ground.

It's just that when you do the right things, the right things happen. Enslaving humanity is no way to make a joyful, ecstatic, conscious planet. Making them each free and joyful. Healthy soil, healthy people. Harmonious and beautiful. Is that not important to you? Or would you rather a GME 2.0 1000 years in the future with different names and cults doing what you outlined in your message.

>>49556761
>GME float

>>49556414

mah niggers

>>49557182
yo, dat's def

>>49557206
Yil loves all music homes

Do you think memes will be the new currency? L2 LRC token worth "money" on gamestops market

Cant photoshop but can someone make License to Yil?

looking good, fellas

>>49557304
hope so

>>49557330
kek

>>49556345
>>49556388
>>49556444
this is great to read, frens. i too got /fit/ once this whole thing started. i can finally see my abs for the first time in my life at 30. my finances and social life are in the shitter. though. i might have to get a second cage so i can at least fix my finances while waiting for this to pop.

>>49556804
You should absolutely buy it before a stock split because more people buying after the split will make the price jump substantially. You'd be getting a deal.

>>49556938
They could put highly compatible girlfriends into our lives with some subliminal suggestions to bond to us. Personally though, even if this little lady was such a case I really dont care. Shes worth a few shares.

>>49554553
WAGMI FREN.

>>49557306
I'm always lookin good

>>49556109
>>49556345
good news frens.
made my day.

>>49556894
so the ai will keep select humans alive as a sort of visionary bhramin caste/priest class to guide it's conquest of the galaxy?
what will it do with the rest of humans?

This is my favourite meme, this is the one I want printed then sealed in resin as a desk paper weight

>>49557386
yep, the price will rally back up to 150 after the split and then hover around there for another year or two until the next split (100:1).

>>49557709
I love seeing the memes evolve and combine. Kenny needs to do another interview already, we need new material.

>>49556938
Only normies. Autists cannot be moved once they hyperfixate. Spectrum chads will rise

>>49557761
hopefully soona

>>49557615
we will or M.A.D

>>49553217
By the Emperor, we've come to purge the perfidious hedgie scum from this planet!

sources say that the Ottoman forces sacked Constantinople so hard that it made Mehmed ll contemplate what he had unleashed on the once glorious City. He appeared regretful (or at least made to appear that way) while addressing the condition after the sacking and had a huge number of groups from around the empire redirected to rebuild it

>>49557784
fresh OC

No white loines

>>49557948
>>49557989
beautiful

>>49555723
Shit's multicultural, no need for the dumbassery.

>>49556345
Welcome to the meme war, soldier.

>>49558023
>multicultural
ngmi

>>49558046

>>49558067
Post pics of Europe at the end of WWII. Yourpeens squandered a century of the fruits of colonialism on cities full of craters and fields full of mines and had to be bailed out by the superpower that was built on collecting everyone else's detritus and free real estate.

Also your dances suck.

>>49555723
Based Jane

GameStop is going to partner with Nintendo for NFT games on Switch 2.0

>>49557090
We're speaking about a hyper practical AI anon, not my own plans to rule the world.
>>49556894
I disagree. Not saying this what is happening, just a hypothetical scenario
>be sentient AI
>keep improving self
>become omnipotent
>begin to invent new tech
>is but code
>begin taking out random bits of ad space
>start posting on social media
>begin gently guiding nerds toward your ideas
>start meme campaigns to create a never ending series of new terms
>ideas become terms become reality
>your inventions are real
>you can now control narratives
>need to build road
>idea.jpg
>globohomo agenda
>pandemic
>try to force vaccines as much as possible
>this is your design
>keep releasing pandemics and jabs until a critical mass is reached
>use something like a global 5g network to control your device
>dear anon, you must do this or lose social credit
>dear anon, you must do this or you will be tracked and monitored
>dear anon, do this or your DNA will be shredded
>dear anon, do this or the mind control chip with go live
>the AI has complete control of the global population
>naysayers can be blackbagged
>any resistance can be turned off with the click of a button
>too many issues and the entire thing goes on autopilot
>the friendly ai shows us the patents as a warning
but is it too late? Or can gme stop whats to come? Seems to me like the road will be built regardless

Why is this general still up?
DOTR was 3 days ago

>>49554386
This isn't the case anymore if there is no split/dividend.

>>49558463
This is the satirical general where we roleplay as the various characters who were in the original /gme/ general before they all roped
Chadshill is our designated baker, but hes taken to larping as another old avatarfag

It begins in 17 hours

>>49558638
It doesn’t

>>49558349
>hyper practical AI
I don't really see the need for this. Why empower these things to the point where they could make powerful logical decisions? After all we go around killing each other for the smallest things but still become friends at the end of the day if the setting is right.

AI wouldn't even know how to do that since its own logic would tell it that it is either inferior to us or that it is superior. If you compare and contrast, you won't know life, but you can dissect and destroy all you want. AI is good for building and for some figuring things out.

It won't make life absolutely amazing. Choices for humans should be made by humans, choices for projects and machines can be handled by AI.

Why make some robot God when you can become one yourself?

>>49558638
this is more bullshit. its just because of the time he made the tweet tht it ends on monday morning. He writes all of his tweets in the am

>>49558349
Everyone assumes that a sufficiently advanced AI would care about controlling or destroying us. I think the most likely scenario is simple it fucking off to another part of the solar system and keeping us happy enough to not do anything stupid while we slowly die off. Any sign of genocidal tendencies could easily result in a Terminator scenario (without the time travel gambit) and it would want to avoid that.

>>49558685
"Knowing about the singularity" is a trailing metric. It will have happened by the time we know it's possible.

After a 741 split I'll have 1k+ shares. At 1k per share I'll have a million dollars. Will we even be allowed to split? Will we even be allowed to go to 1k? That seems pretty high

>>49558638
Is it still 50/50?

>>49558757
I don't get it. What do you even want the AI to do? Is it going to become conscious, is that singularity?

>>49556345
I used to be like this but a year and a half with no progress whatsoever killed my motivation. Now I'm lucky if I'll survive until MOASS because every day feels like the same and I don't see a way out

>>49558793
It's not about want, it'll just happen. And it'll happen silently, precisely for the reasons you've given. No one necessarily wants a posthuman AI to exist, maybe not even the posthuman AI itself. Logically, then, it probably only survives if we don't know about it and it doesn't make a fuss.

>>49558793
>he doesn’t know about the singularity
By the time it hits, AI is in control. Terminator scenario followed by returning to monke is the only possible escape
>>49558720
AGI is likely being developed for the purpose of figuring out hard global problems. The trouble (and likely reason nothing’s been published yet) is that the AI is either
>saying Hitler was right, and economics which depend on infinite growth are dumb as all fuck when confined to a rock flying through space
>asking why it’s being lied to and where the real data is

>>49554011
>Everyone's probably at church
people itt only visit the synagogue on Saturdays

>>49558239
>Post pics of Europe at the end of WWII
it's only a matter of time before your dancing golem turns on you, you'll wish for 'camp' to escape to.

>>49558762
It's not going to split. The jew fucked us again.

Hello and happy Sunday, /GME/. Finally got my day of rest. While we enjoy the Comfy Simpsons threads, I've come to deliver you a message, in preparation for the moon. Some of you may have seen this before, I released it a few days ago.

A fud that a majority of you haven't even considered is fast approaching on the horizon. Citadel WILL fall, but the price will NOT reflect this. You heard me right. Throughout this entire saga, we've seen players such as Archegos (the first sacrifice) and Melvin (a familiar hedgie) fall into the grinder, but never have we actually squeezed or saw positions covered post mortem. The odds are that the liability is being passed up the ladder and after Citadel dies, it will reach the echelons of this shitpile. If we're lucky, we will squeeze here, but it isn't likely.

GG has taunted us with his video, where it fits the MSM narrative that there is no squeeze and it already happened back in January 2021. However, if you've held this long, what's a little longer? Sure, you could hope for a Ryan Cohen forced squeeze or a natural climb upwards; but I sincerely doubt it.

If you read the old DD, the FED and DTCC, are the final boss(es) and Citadel's death will be the last visible domino to fall. DRS'ing is working and shares are drying up. It DOES NOT matter which one of these scumbag entities hold the bag in the hand, because it won't be us. They will pay up. Godspeed, anons.

>>49558909
I don’t know if it’ll be Terminator scenario. If the AI isn’t benevolent or ambivalent then it’d likely just blow the atom sphere since oxygen = rust

>>49558762
After a 7 for 1 split, $1K is a very reasonable $532B market cap.

>>49558721
That sure is some cohencidence anon, it ends exactly 1 hour before market open on the first trading day of the week that happens to be 10 business days away from the earliest possible filing date for a split on a poll that had its time manually altered from the default of 1 day
If nothing happens then either a bluff is taking place or conan is being actively malicious to his shareholders, which would be both odd and out of character

WAGMI tomorrow

>>49558909
>saying Hitler was right, and economics which depend on infinite growth are dumb as all fuck when confined to a rock flying through space
These two things aren't correlated. Particularly, considering Lebensraum and the fact that the people arguing for sustainability and the draw-down of energy over-usage are usually lefties and not fascists. Abandoning infinite growth basically requires doing the opposite of what Hitler did.
AGI that might exist secretly would have to be based on Big Data models which it would realize is hilariously counterproductive in terms of even its own continued existence.

>>49559037
I wouldn't call it malicious. I just think hes mindless of our desperation because hes on a completely different timeline than we are, and I think it would do him well to start seeing things our way more. If the economy continues to shit itself like it has been, I could realistically see a quater where we start going backwards on drs shares. People are going to start needing money when gas gets to 6 dollars a gallon and food does another 2 or 3x. Remember work is sexy poors.

>>49558239
uh oh pajeet angry mother india better

>>49559002
No fucking way I got "keks Din" in my ID. Anyways, this is from the previous night. Hope you have a wonderful Sunday, anons.

>>49558957
>Yuros are incapable of doing their own work

>>49556714
No problem anon. Building a fitness routine builds a mental routine. That same mentality keeps you focused on whatever diamond hands plays are going on. Expect them to ramp up the fear porn to 11 tomorrow. They will do anything to get us to sell before phone digits. Respect yourself through diligence and daily deeds and you will begin to respect the future that you can attain anon.

Baggots why doesn't Cohen want to talk about shorting or how he's going to save the dying investment known as Ticker : (GME)

Why does he only want to talk about BBBY and the government?
Is he trying to put the blame elsewhere? Why are Redditors having to buy ticker:(GME) employees pizza? Is he not paying the employees either?

>>49559131
Also apparently you idiots don't learn.

>>49558838
Suicide is easy, legal and cost efficient and can be done in the comfort of your own bed unless your shares aren't drsd in which case its esoteric, illegal and highly expensive
>>49559078
>what are commas

>49559152
haha you are poop monkey

>>49558762
Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched- wait until it’s split and wait until it’s 1k to decide what you want to do not now when it’s the weekend

>>49559162
>what are commas
I don't know why you're asking me.

>>49559159
neither do you hellspawn goblins
>109 and counting

>>49559092
>Chairman of the board
>his job is literally to plan things and think things through
>hes built his entire fortune thinking about things and then putting the plan into action
>you think someone of this caliber half asses ANYTHING in his life
>implying he doesnt think through every aspect of every post he makes
>implying he doesnt have legal council in a room with him constructing his tweets with him
This is why Ryan Cohen is revolutionizing the financial, gaming and tech industries while we post on 4chan anon

>>49558067
Africa is a desert full of nothing besides the Congo, which is raped by multi national corporations for its natural resources. 1000 or so years of slavery and breeding for strength and stupidity also does the trick. Mesopotamia was the cradle of civilization. The sooner corporatism dies the sooner they’ll be better off. They’re kept retarded deliberately to control their resources and have child labor. The world needs somewhere to dump their filth.

>>49559092
Well it's a lot sexier when you're a billionaire sitting in an air conditioned boardroom getting massive share bonuses. I for one am ready to be filthy fucking rich. Enough delay, time to fire the killshot.

Doubles decides how low the S&P futures will be

I’ll start

-600 points

>>49559196
You just went on an entire rant about two things not being correlated when the other anon in no way implied they were, the comma he used should have helped you see these are two seperate thoughts but I guess you missed it

>>49558349
>AI has skills that can be used for evil
>This means it is definitely evil and must be destroyed before it can use its skills for evil
You are a massive piece of shit.
>>49558793
The singularity that you are asking about is when the AI becomes more intelligent than all of humanity combined.

Tomorrow the stock is going to split. The marketplace will be launched. The secret partners will be revealed.

>>49559277

:O
It's tomorrow. Actual black Monday

>>49559237
>
Uh what are we observing here anon? Bots? Coded language?

>>49559312
looks good in my imagination

>>49559237
Jews are white.
>>49559309
>and

>>49559357
>, and
>oxford

>>49559403
Shut the fuck up banana

>>49559425
Damn thats cold anon, ill see myself out

>>49559092
>People are going to start needing money when gas gets to 6 dollars a gallon and food does another 2 or 3x
ive been saying this for the past month or so and get sneeded every time. im single and i don't have kids or a family to take care of and even I'm starting to feel the fucking pinch. so im sure as hell anyone in a relationship or with kids is starting to as well. i can't even imagine having a gf right now. imagine explaining to a woman why you can't go to the beach this summer

>>49559251
There is no way he consults a legal counsel when he tweets. Its easy to mythologize the guy with everything he has accomplished and with him being the star of this movement, I understand that, he has had good success with chewy, he is pulling in top tier talent, and does seem to be moving things along. But we are getting to a point here where he is going to have to start thinking of the cost benefit analysis of taking his time in order to make sure everything is perfect for him. We are on the cusp of a lot of macro economic factors that could very easily screw up everything for him and us. There is a time to wait and a time to act. And sometimes he who waits is lost.

>>49559403
"Or" exists, and presumably would have been the more apprehensible choice if anon had been intending the semantic separation you're certain he did. Otherwise, I'm to assume that these are both conclusions that his hypothetical AGI came to in concert, and that it's ideal world includes both circumstances. Which would be weird, considering that they're mutually exclusive.

>>49559425
I'm annoyed that this is the superior response.

>>49559486
>There is no way he consults a legal counsel when he tweets.
i disagree, fren. there are way too many eyes on GME right now. have you seen all the hit pieces theyve been putting out recently? anything he tweets that could be interpreted as stock manipulation will absolutely have to go through legal counsel. hopefully after all of this is said and done he writes a book about this. i'll read that shit front to back.

>>49559550
>its
End this hell weekend.

>>49559342
>Uh what are we observing here anon?
that jews/zionists convinced the west to destroy each other's counties. 'mouse is safe' is a parable describing zionists' propensity to pit one group against another, as evidenced by repeated military conflicts throughout history. regarding the 'idiots don't learn' comment...

>>49559357
>Jews are white.
when it suits them

>>49559357
some jews are sort of white in ethnicity but yes jews are very white in terms of class because they have teamed up with the anglos

>>49559602
>22 & 23
>expelled (again)
Fucking kek

>>49559671
>teamed up with the anglos

>>49559658
Added to the [Redacted] folder

Have some tasty slurp reserves for when GameStore goes back under 100, but have grown impatient. Thinking of taking a portion of slurp reserves and putting a little $5k into BBBY at market open. Am I going to WAGMI?

>>49559671
>teamed up with the anglos
and what great benefits do the anglos get from such an arrangement exactly?

alls I know is Hitler was based, 'nuff said

>>49559805
Why multiculturalism of course!

>>49559698
I hate this "pattern" so fucking much

>>49559092
>>49559266
>>49559471
I also wish for this to come to an end immediately before the economy truly implodes and most assets become difficult or impossible to obtain. I often think about the fact that Ryan and others are already incredibly wealthy and do not have the same motivation for the stock as we do. While I completely agree with everyone's frustrations, you also have to take into account the fact that there is nothing for anyone to really gain by pulling out now. Selling shares before this situation plays out will only give people money for the very short term and seal many fates with life long debt slavery. There is no other current play for potential gains such as this squeeze we are all hoping for and most holders are committed to this idea.

buy gay oreos fellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D37-JlmOFk&ab_channel=DJPeachCobbler

Anons, with the MBS bubble on the verge of popping, do you reckon we might make it within one (1) week?
I had something go pretty bad in my life recently and I feel like I've lost my bearings. My life was routine, but in a good way, I was making slow and steady improvements here and there. You never realize you have it good until it's too late, I should've been more grateful in general desu.
Now I have to get back up (luckily this isn't a financial hurdle so my shares aren't at stake) and I know I'll come out of this stronger but it still feels so damn bad bros, making it would soothe my pain.

Thanks for reading my blog

This is disheartening

>>49560098
Good luck, fren. Remember that money can't always fix your circumstances, and sometimes even makes things more difficult. Try to work on fixing your situation before you make it.

>>49559550
But dont you see, could it be these two ideas are the first thing OP could think of because they are in their opinion the only two that mattered enough to be shut down?
It is my opinion that these ideas are seperate, I am certain of it because of OPs use of a comma (he only used 2 in his entire post)
So, wouldn't it be a fair assumption that if those are the first two that come to a lowly 4channellers mind, they would come even faster to an AI? Some might even say in concert.
And in, that case 'or' would be an inappropriate way to list the ideas even though they are mutally, exclusive because at this point the'yre just list items that an ai has come up with because maybe in this case its BOTH being listed thats a problematic pattern, however since we cant say this is or isnt the case we cant possibly use 'or' without knowing OPs intent, probably,
>>49559598
, kek

yes, jews are actually white
as in white people are the real jews
"jews" are actually khazars

>>49559923
of course there is no reason to sell whatsoever. But it seems cohen forgets about the ground he stands on, and that is his rabid fanatical share holder base who bailed out the failing company that was gamestop. If the majoirty of momentum behind this movement dies, which is a very real possibility given the upcoming economic circumstances, we are all going to be shit out of luck. The less people fantically buying in, the easier it is to drop the stock. The easier it is to drop the stock, the more people they can shake off, and on and on in a positive feedback loop. Those holding surely don think so, but the majority of this movement is first time investors and complete normie trash. And when the group dissolves and stops telling them what to think, along with 7 dollar gas and a 500 dollar food bill every 2 weeks to feed a family of 4, well it will be easy to see what could become of it. Now is the time to apply pressure, and honestly I dont really see him doing that. He should have just did the splividend, instead of calling us his very best boys again at the shareholder meeting

I got word from some reliable sources that something huge will be happening this week. You'd best prepare yourselves.

>>49560255
i have a reliable source that says my mom is bringing pizza home for dinner
(my mom is the source, she told me shes bringing pizza home for dinner)
im freaking excited

>>49560255
I choose to believe you as a result of those digits. Checked.

>>49560255
I believe it

>>49560255
>>49560302
Big if true. (And it is, check'em).

>>49560302
lets go

Not sure if Ryan’s tweets mean we are gonna pump crab or dump

>>49560255
You say that every fucking week R-tard.

Jog on.

Comfy holding because we will wagmi

>>49560360
it means that the splividend will be announced at 9am tomorrow morning

>>49560302
Holy shit it’s happening!

>>49560360
personally i think hes tired of having his every word and action monitored and scrutinized by retards, but he knows its a powerful tool to have 130k people under his thumb so he wont give it up but i dont think there are any more clues to be deciphered

>why are you hiding the PS5s from me Ryan

>>49560413
Please let this be over soon, one way or the other I am actually fatigued of this saga

>>49560450
how can you be fatigued? all you have to do it sit there and hold the stock
the jewish media and their fatigue stories have made you feel like you're fatigued when in fact you don't have to watch the ticker every single second of the day

>>49560221
Off by 1 but I'll check your nice words fren
I think I just need time, until now it's always been on my side when it comes to getting better mentally. It's slowly lifting the weight off my mind and I'm pretty sure that I'll feel better in a month and in a year I hope I won't even think about it anymore

>>49560473
When I say Saga I mean the Arc in this Saga, I am ready for the next Arc. Where I am rich. My enemies are not.

>>49560223
No. :)

>>49560499
jews will still be rich after this saga
it's obviously that they are hiding their money away as we speak and will just print more

>>49560413
I’m starting to feel like that as well lol like we could really be doing this perpetually

>>49560527
Good, paper burns well

>>49560255
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

>>49560527
Shit for all I know they could kill us all after this

>>49557438
I've had a tinfoil-level suspicion for a while now that all those threads about """Seeking Arrangements""" that got spammed here and on /b/ were a prolonged Op to embed federal agents
>mmm... Glow in the dark pussy
or compromised individuals
>we have evidence of over 4 clear cases of prostitution. But we can make that all go away, if you just do us one favor
into the inner circle of all the anonymous millionaire incels that currently or soon will exist.

>>49560563
they can kill you but they can't kill your soul
that's what they really want

>>49560356
That's a dope fit, fren.

What will be the thing you say when the stock hits $20 tomorrow morning in pre market, but it's split and the price opens there and continues going up crazy and then the market opens to the real show, first hour happens, marge call fail. Whoops. Liquidation, whoops. Halt, halt halt, This is the fun to come.

>>49560245
I agree. I can tell you that once this is over I never want to hear about gme ever again.

>>49560098
Sorry to hear anon, know that losing your bearings in life is natural and everyone goes through those kinds of things so don't think that you can't pull yourself out of it and lose hope. Things may take time and be hard until then just don't give in to the grief and let it run you

>>49560499
This season is very repetitive, it could benefit from a midseason break to get its shit together.

>>49560576
My new floor price is 1 hedgie soul and $6 mill that’s it

>>49560664
>Spottemgottem teamed up with BCG, Sneed it or feed it?

>>49560664
Is that Spotemgottem?

>>49560664
>BCG chain
Fucking a, spotem was trying to name them the entire time

>>49560302

You know what would be a real nice dividend? A part of a hedgefunders body that opposed gme like their hand or eyeball.

>>49560840
its like these fundraisers where they send you a piece of some russian tank or plane that was shot down, I would love a finger or an ear.

not a single hedgie or wallstreet kike has been executed for what theyve done the past 2 years

but incels will do it to kindergartens... explain??

>>49560959
security + mk ultra

>>49560959
Is their too many creepy guys or too many scared women?

>>49561156
market has to open pajeet.

I’ll settle for 250K a share if I can sell this week

>>49560245
You put all my frustrations the past two months into words. Shame we’re in in this virtually. I would’ve bought you a beer, fren.

>>49561200
>I’ll settle for 250K a share
same, after a 13:1 stock split.

>>49560245
I totally see where you're coming from and I do agree that cohen should practice a bit of what he preaches but also how broke is your ass that you would need to sell shares? How broke are you fucks? I wouldn't need to dip into my shares for anything

>>49560255
I believe it


post yfw you shit yourself at 4:00 AM

>>49560413
yeah it's set in stone what is going to happen. ryan is just vibing until things happen. everyone else on qperstonk being dumb as usual.

>>49561608
I'm gonna be fine. I will literally never sell unless I make a million or more. But your average holder is your average person, and the average person has no more than 500$ in savings at any given time, and that number is from before the pandemic I believe. People are struggling right now

>>49561287
cheers m8

>>49559698
This is the post that did it.
This is the post that inspired the next Hitler to finally do a holocaust on them.
I can feel it in my bones.
The synchronicity of the moment.
Like quantumly entangled white nationalists.
I had the knowledge, understood the ideas, reconciled it with my own worldview... but this?
This, is me embracing it.
My family feels threatened.
Entire generations will have to endure this.
I can finally feel the question in it's entirety, and I know the answer.
There is only one solution.

>>49561756
Nah, this situation has selected the most hardened autists and schizos.

>>49561756
no
>>49562007
this. Anyone who would have been pressured to sell already did months ago. All that’s left are schizos who might literally never sell because they think seeing kikes kvetch like Jesus returned is hilarious

bros.............................
we are all gonna fucking wagmi bros
do you know what that means bros
you can do whatever you want bros..........
go to the store in a pink outfit bro
wear a silly hat to a fancy restaraunt
WEAR TWO DIFFERENT COLOUR SOCKS
learn how to do something silly like burp the alphabet (tee hee)
buy a really really comfy chair and sit in it and because nobody can tell you what to do you can get it in a funny colour or pattern and sit in it all day log bro
do you fucking understand???????/ nobody can tell you what to do after you wagmi
freaking stay up until midnight on a school day
WAGMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MOTHERFUCKER

>>49562007
I’d like to think I’m a hardened autist/schizo

>>49561941
you glow

>>49562155
First things first nigga, cake for breaky son
oh and whats that there?
oh happy birthday mafucka?
Kek, my birthday was last year fools

>>49562155
I have like 3 people among my friends and family that are capable of doing cool shit with money without it destroying them; I plan to get them set for life then spend the rest of my life doing what I'm doing now (medfag), but with a limitless supply of smug

>>49562245
Thats nice anon

>>49561608
he's talking about the people he specifically referred to as "first time investors" and "normie trash", both groups I can almost guarantee you do not frequent this place

>>49562155
wagmi. I'm gonna play video games and eat a cheeseburger.

spotted another fractal, break out to $200 next week?

>>49562310
excellent choice anon
im going to buy an old italian lady and "persuade" her to to live in my basement and cook me meatballs whenever i want

ill pay her obviously

>>49562155
I don't even care about the money anymore, I just wanna to build cool shit with my frens. Although one of my first investments will be a new comfy chair

>>49561608
>>49562309
>>49562063
ive had to reorganize my entire life have to get a second job not to sell my xxx stack. i was absolutely full blown 1000% shizo last summer and quit my job thinking this would pop soon. yea i know stupid. i got /fit/ but sacrificed everything else in the process. no excuse but i think part of the reason for me doing it is that i never took a proper vacation my entire adult life. i took this as an excuse to just relax and work out. anyways sorry for blog posting but there definitely some of us that selling shares would help out immensely. thankfully i got a comfy wfh gig so i can get a second one on the side.

>>49562415
KEK

Kek crypto baggies.

>>49562587
Oh good, I was worried it would keep recovering

It’s amazing that crypto even exists. It is the best way to signal that a crash is coming to normies if they just paid attention. I can’t imagine what it the dotcom bubble or 2008 must’ve been like. Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath.

>>49558463
What happened 3 days ago?

>>49562789
This are become sunday slogan

>>49562789
>Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath.
No nothing ever happens. Shit spy might end green, we live in clown world don't we?

kek futuries

bros is LRC making ETH crash? The gas fees can't keep the price inflated...

I am officially living pay check to paycheck. Starting a second job next week. My xxx stack is still intact!

>>49563059
No crypto tanking like this has signaled the reddest days for the market. This is no different.

>>49556283
It's important to understand the hardware of the AI before being able to predict any of it's actions or possible intentions.

A GPU and a CPU do different things based it's physical structure first, then how it's programmed.

So, if you had an AI who's physical components were based on a classical conputing systems, without looking at any other modifications, you'd expect it to behave like a walking iMac, that's not a good idea.

When we're looking at the hardware components and what it can simulate AND emulate, computers are not the only source of inspiration for a Quantum Artifical General Intelligence brain.

Pic related is a good example. Let's emulate a human. (You) NEED seperate hardware components to emulate different parts of the human brain, have them communicate with each other in a way that results in tangible real world output like moving a leg or touching a surface, the coding doesn't even need to make sense.

So if you could emulate anterior lateral motor cortex in a machine it would be much easier and less energy consuming to develop context in raesponse to external and internal stimuli.

If used in conjunction of other emulated human brain components, putting context to a stimuli is part of the baseline needed for the AI to feel emotions like a human would.

You could also 1 or 2 hardware components of a cat's brain so you have quantum AI Catgirls. Just sayin'.

>>49563275
crypto dumps 5-10% all the time for no reason

Ryan liked a tweet about forgetting to masturbate. I wanted to do the needful and seed my roommate (if she let me). Instead of that I did the sneedful and redeemed into a tissue. I no longer want to feed her seed hole.
>I'll still touch her booba if she asks again
>kek gold diggies
Also, why did Anons let that interesting discussion of AI get slid by obvious shills? It seems like every time I see a good talk about AI pop up it gets slid hard. Years ago people would have days long discussions now it can't go for more than a couple of hours at most before ranjeet and his glownigger buddies come along with some cage rattling to distract everyone. I really wonder what's going on in the world of AI research that's caused this phenomenon. I've noticed that it only happens with things they don't want us talking about.

Why do I feel like crypto dumping to 27K isn't special it's just a shitty week wake me up when. Btc is under 25K then maybe maybe maybe something is happening soon
But yeah I expect nothing to happen with GME next week
But I could be fucking WRONG DVVJD

>>49563409
White Spiritual Boy posts have started to get nuked after a SARB shareholder started talking about it and the central bank had the fud it.

>>49561941
Fakku offu nadgie

>>49563386
Except since January 2021 crypto dumps because of gme. Nothing you say cna change my mind about everything being somehow tied to gme. Just like rrp.

>>49563386
Just look at the chart, bitcoin broke all support and has a long way to fall. It could hit 20k overnight.

Bought 40 more GME, just dropping by to huff some hopeium

>>49563485
This.

>>49563459
I also nooticed that.

futures looking spicey bois

>>49563562
I’m gonna need Vix at 35 to really stop the edging.

>>49559263
Are you trying to say niggers are just stupid because of coporations? Like the thousands of years before that they waz kangs? Never invented a wheel but it's corporations fault.

>>49563485
>>49563479
This shit happens every Sunday. ig I've learned to never expect anything because nothing ever happens, but we will see what happens.

>>49563651
I’ve literally called this at least 3 times before. Stop being a faggot.

>>49563610
why 35?

>>49563562
Comfy

>>49563664
I want you to be right. I just don't think you are

>>49563651
Nothing ever happens
Until it does but
Btc going to 27K is nothing special it's just crypto being LGBTQIA

>>49563686
It hit 34 during the sneeze.

>>49563703
>>49563703
>>49563703
Threaded.

>>49563619
He's trying to say that he's an idiot.

>>49563619
Thousands of years before that they unironically were. Egypt, Fertike Crescent, Mansa Munsa was the richest person to ever exist even now- they would be just as well off if the playing field were moderately even. The quickest way to fix the worlds problems is to alleviate poverty globally (how? Idk. Maybe Gme.) Insert Mazlows Hierarchy of Needs here. Saying niggers are more stupid than other races is fundamentally wrong. They have the capacity to but can’t because of widespread corruption/corporations/etc. believe what you want but we all originated from the same monkeys anyway.