/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49504871
Still comfy holding!

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); Cash reserve in the billions
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)
gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable

DRS & Computershare
>8.9 million shares DRS'd by Jan. 29th 2022, previously 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021
>Quarterly registration updates have begun

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,140.277B (last ATH), 98P = 21.840B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,142.318B (ATH), 101P = 21.211B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49469680 (Cross-thread)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2021-results
>Q4 + FY2021 earnings report
>medium.loopring.io/gamestop-nft-marketplace-powered-by-loopring-l2-6cdb9289d937
>NFT beta site (See OP)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19686/html
>Stock split plan proposed for voting at 2022 stockholders meeting
investor.gamestop.com/node/19696/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Votable shares owned as of Apr. 8th EoD; Other specific dates still TBD)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49504871
Check qqq retard

DONT GET DISCOURAGED NOW... THE MOASS IS COMING BROS... ANY DAY NOW... CHAIRMAN COHEN WOULDN'T LET US BAGHOLD... HES ON OUR SIDE BROS... HES LOOKING OUT FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US... PLEASE JUST KEEP HOLDING YOUR SHARES... PLEASE... I KNOW IT'S TOUGH BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER... THE CRABBING IS JUST TO TEST OUR RESOLVE... SELL YOUR CAR, YOUR POSSESSIONS IF YOU HAVE TO... THE SHORT SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE... MARK MY WORDS ITS GONNA HAPPEN... JUST KEEP HOLDING THOSE SHARES BROS... GME IS THE ONLY SALVATION IN THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM... EVEN IF IT TAKES MONTHS, YEARS... JUST HOLD HOLD HOLD... PLEASE... WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS... IGNORE THE NAYSAYERS... FRIENDS, FAMILY, COLLEAGUES... THEY DONT KNOW WHAT WE KNOW... BY GOD WE WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH... JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HOLDING... WE ALL MUST HOLD FOR THE MOASS TO HAPPEN... ITS THE ONLY WAY... SO YOU GOTTA HOLD BROS... PLEASE...

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

The hedgies are getting into ledgie position as we speak

>>49504890
No, he does not.
Not anymore.

>>49504871
Kino fucking oppics, baker. Do we get AOM at some point?

>>49504871
Love the AoE theme. Anyone playing AoE IV? I’m kinda obsessed by it myself

bobby the lobby says:
"AMC TO THE MOOOOOON!"

Market meltdown incoming.

Holy shit kek crypto baggies

It’s over. Back to single digits fast. Split cancelled. Ryan whore.

Looking to buy in, think I should wait a bit longer or has the dip dropped enough?

>>49504993
kek baggie

someone here will tell us inflation numbers when they come out, right?

>>49505029
(((8.6)))

>>49505029
They’re going to be over 10% but that’s ok CNBC will magically not talk about that and instead talk about how trumpbad

How many synthetics do we think exist? 800million? 1billion?

>>49505010

>Crypto -2%
>GME -10%
>kek crypto baggies

Casino open

Good Morning.

>>49505029
Inflation doesn't matter when we're going to start deflation after MOASS. the US will fucker everyone else in the world before we lose world reserve currency status.

lol newfags, "no" is trending up on RC's poll but it's still more than 50% yes, there has been permabear predictions since forever long before covid

>>49504989
Not yet! Waiting for a price dump and have they fixed all the bugs yet?
Thanks!
>>49504984
Thanks and perhaps!

>>49505077
Nope BTC is down 2% right now. GME only down 1%

Kek crypto baggies

TOP OF THE MORNING CUNTS

LETS RIDE

KENNETH,

PAYMENT IS DUE

>>49505077
Zoom out.

>>49505102
Well, yes, basically. It’s a really good game imo

STOCK MARKET JUST GO
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>>49505166 (checked)
Might have to check it out, I was also put off by the bugs.

>>49505041
FUCKING LIAR JEWS NIGGERS
KICK THOSE NIGGERS JEWS OFF THE MARKET

We are diverging from spyggots. Its happening.

That was the SPY relief rally?
Guess we're done here

Did we dump to 125 only to reopen at 129? No update for five minutes?
What's going on with this schizo fucking ticker?

wtfwt

Sorry guys, MOASS cant happen before I dump my gf, and I am procrastinating cause its not gonna be fun

Wtfwt.

SPY having an erectile dysfunction episode fr fr no cap

>>49505256
Marketwatch not showing any graphs for me. I'm back on google/trading view

>>49505288
Checked and all out of pump I guess.

Lol, lmao even. What is an exit strategy? Me personally im not selling this share until the destruction of the illegitamate state of israel

what happened here?

Let's green cmon, Gme green amongst a sea of red resonates with fate

>>49505333
checked and yahoo is very slow at updating open numbers, it's yesterday's

can they not dump it any further for fear of volume buying???

this is good stuff right here

SHORT IT PUSSIES

Jesus the crash is today.

Fucking clown market I hate it so goddamn much. Tear it all down.

>>49505380
I'm glad they are taking imaginary internet money crypto with it

lolwut, the graph just randomly starts 1o mins in? I thought they would at least update the data? Is it today?

GREENGREENGREEN

FUCKING HELL WE GREEN!!!!

>Entire market red
>GME just turned green

What did they mean by this?

This is so exciting

THE PHOENIX RISES FROM THE ASHES

>>49505482

max pain 135 today

ok so the cpi is 8.6 but idk what that means

lmao cramer is so dejected right now with his slurring

I can't believe it

>>49505374
Lowest it can go is in the 80s.

We are on the precipice of WAGMI

I'm gonna ooo

>>49505522
>>49505533
checked and fuck cramer. wagmi

>CNBC right now

kek

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

Gg shfs, but we won

>Entire market red
>Green GME
I’m gonna decooooooooooouple

>>49505559
>>49505533
gib live stream

what if we do a gamma squeeze today and then gamestop does a share split and recall on monday and shorts have to cover in the middle of a gamma squeeze

https://livenewschat.eu/stocks/

creamers on

>>49505585
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

Ok this might just be podracing

>>49505550
you better not

>the MOASS is actually NOW
why?
WHY?

>>49505651
to prevent funko pop supremacy

is gamestop using debt in a risky way?

>>49505609
Did he just say people are going back to the office for free lunches? Fucking mongoloid.

>>49505651
The crash certainly is. This could be some scared funds trying to get out before Ryan locks them in a theater.

>>49505609
>burntcoffee CEO will do anything to get his employees back to work
>I'll do pushups, be on my knees
>but not increase your pay LMAO

>>49505687
>Is Yahoo using financial advice in a risky way?

>>49505714
Fucking KEK

SPY finna boutta start the first descent of its dead cat bounce today. Coincidentally, GME is going up.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

Cramer might actually expire live on air... he's struggling to stay coherent.

>>49505705
oy vey goy hop in your car and pay more for gas for a free lunch goy I know you can do everthing at home on your rig but we need you to drive more for muh climate change!!!

Jesus. We’re not even an hour in and nearly everything is down 4%. Also where are the shills?

Literally nothing is gonna happen today, some out the gate shenanigans and then we crab at like $128-130 all day long.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

anyway wagmi fuck the jews

>>49505775
going to work to get heavily subsidized cafeteria lunches.

Sell today

>>49505780
this is not my beautiful house

>>49505788
Checked and kek'd

Is today a good day to buy?

>>49505775
trying to get people from selling stocks that are tanking rn lol

>>49505780
Well... HOW DID I GET HERE?

>>49505714
Explain?

>>49505775
U/k/raine duty

Day of the ledge is here parasites

>>49505687
Yes, it's pretty risky to have almost zero debt during high inflation periods.
They're leaving money on the table, to be less vulnerable to financial attacks.

>>49505837
On CNBC about 10 minutes ago, Starbucks CEO was talking about getting his people back to work and how he would do everything to simp for them except pay them more

Stop pussyfooting around and dip below 390 already you piece of shit index

When will we be free?

When SPY breaks 390, the market will melt down.

Holy shit check out the schnozz on the jew that CNBC just threw out there

>>49505900
It will bounce a little bit, then it will commence its doompening phase

we got bamboozled

>>49505900
checked im manifesting this

>>49505714
My work is a fucking joke. It's not a wfh job but retention is absolute garbage. Turnover rate for grunt work level employees the last fiscal year was 325%. They refuse to increase wages. Instead they hand out company branded t-shirts and do trivia contests. Winner gets a candy bar. It's a fucking joke and I hope the whole company goes under.

>>49505885
The pussyfooting is the algos trying to make an exit pump.
It will go on forever, just ignore it.

>>49505865
Good, let starbucks burn in hell. Horrible coffee. Let's bring back actual good coffee shops.
The only good thing about starbucks is you can get a little meat and cheese plate or a yogurt there.

HOLY SHIT SPY IS BLEEDING HARD

>>49505944
>325%
Fucking hell anon

It was foretold

bounce achieved

frens, today is a day

WAGMI

>>49505865
I work at starbucks. Hours are getting cut every day, pay is trash for the amount of work you have to do, and I'm constantly teetering on the edge of snapping at customers. Yesterday I worked a 4 man shift with a new shift supervisor (outside hire of course!) that put the new girl in the hardest position (bar) and we had one of our busiest days so far this year. We measure business by the amount of tickets that print out per half hour. At our peak we were at 130, with 4 people working 1 of whom was in the back all day doing their shift shit like counting money and ordering supplies. Followed by multiple 80-110 half hours. Meanwhile I can't help the new girl at all lest I get reprimanded by this shit eating shift that doesn't know what she's doing and possibly lose my job.

Starbucks is soul crushing, at least in a major city. I live in Chicago and work downtown. I imagine in some suburb it probably isn't too bad.

havent left a comment here in almost 5 months but you guys enrage my inner schizo
you superstonkers are fucking disgusting, its clear as day how fucking retarded you still are about covid with RC's tweet
holy fucking shit you'll believe a guy named potato in my ass on reddit about the downfall of the world's markets, but you still think covid wasn't an overblown manufactured "crisis" meant to use us as a testing ground for something big to come......
how fucking retarded do you plebbitroons have to be to completly disregard media when it comes to one topic, GME, but they go right along with CNN's narrative on MUH COVID, RUN, PUT YOUR MASK ON, AAAAAAAAAAAAH

you piece of dwindling fucking retarded shits, just delete yourselves from existence
no im not selling btw

havent left a comment here in almost 5 months but you guys enrage my inner schizo
you superstonkers are fucking disgusting, its clear as day how fucking retarded you still are about covid with RC's tweet
holy fucking shit you'll believe a guy named potato in my ass on reddit about the downfall of the world's markets, but you still think covid wasn't an overblown manufactured "crisis" meant to use us as a testing ground for something big to come......
how fucking retarded do you plebbitroons have to be to completly disregard media when it comes to one topic, GME, but they go right along with CNN's narrative on MUH COVID, RUN, PUT YOUR MASK ON, AAAAAAAAAAAAH

you piece of dwindling fucking retarded shits, just delete yourselves from existence
no im not selling btw

>>49506056
Oh I forgot to mention. For my store's labor hours we are supposed to be working anywhere between 7 and 9 person shifts, but I haven't seen a shift have more than 5 people since summer of last year. People who are asking desperately for hours to pay bills are getting cut to 15 hours a week and looking for second jobs. I could honestly rant all day about this shit ass company. I know people in New York were trying to unionize, but we are forbidden from speaking about it.

>>49506067
seeth cope and dilate (you) faggot

>>49506099
There’s an anon that sticks things up his ass for a price pump, this stock isn’t natural.

>>49506067
Sneed

>>49506067
Unjabbed untested and my sperm will be the currency of the new world seethe more

>>49506067
>>49506099
fag

>>49506067
based and redpilled

>>49506099
>>49506067
what a retard you are

WAGMI faces where you at?

>>49506118
Do industrial sabotage

>>49506099
this, stupid fags believe everything else the media shovels in their mouths but not the gamestop garbage they push. truly a helpless folk.

kinda seems like we're out of "pump" bros...?

>>49506056
I can relate. I worked at McDonalds for a year. Got so many stories about that hellhole. Popular fast food places and coffee shops are pretty much like working in a factory. And, I can say this with confidence because I worked as an assembler in a factory for a summer. Hang in there, we’ll get what’s coming to us someday, maybe even today.

>>49506190
i don't know, looking at spy now

>>49506056
>Living in Chicago
You don't live in a big city anon, you just exist. Be free of it, move elsewhere.

>>49506067
Buddy idk what to tell you other than bots are to blame for the skewed numbers. just look at how many likes there are on the post and then look at the "votes".

I'm startint to get scared

>>49506132
>>49506139
>>49506143
>>49506154
>>49506160
go get gigavaxxed and put your 37 masks on you fucking dumb stupid troons
get an axe wound while youre at it as well
your kind will die from not being able to adapt and fight the psychopaths' up top
youre cannon fodder, you always were, /pol schizo GME holders are the only ones that will be standing in the end

>>49506216
>3000 likes
>20000 votes

>>49506190
We aren't supposed to pump until lunch anyway.

>>49506261
>he didn't actually read what I said
Bot confirmed kek

>>49506216
ryan miscalculated that shot at fed

>>49506214
It’s like that anywhere in the service industry. People depend too much on fast food and coffee shops these days. And no one wants to work those jobs anymore because they suck.

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>49506172

>>49506261
I bet you are same ruski shill out of other thread judging how you write
kys faggot

>>49506299
>Leibowitz and Lauer
>doing anything useful for goyim
This is a leddit pasta, isn’t it?

>>49506172
POV: you've made it

>>49506299
A public thanks for Sneed for turning my field in to a farm (just putting it out there in to the ground)

>>49506284
nevermind just read you were one of the few ones staying real to the cause
we ascend brother
>>49506323
why do you faggots insist on coming here if you know you're gonna get shit on
do you seriously think your think bubble ideas will ever mean anything in society, you're on the verge of getting the entire tranny community genocided in the world, people are getting fed up at a fast pace, hide...

Let me tell you, folks, SPY is finished!

>>49504890
fake, gay, cringe, and gay

COME ON SUB 390 SPY

>>49506396

>>49506396
bots gtfo out of /biz/

>>49505374
>can they not dump it any further for fear of volume buying
explain this please. pls no bully
>t.brainlet

>>49506431
>>49506435
keep spamming "muh bots"
I will never sell my GME
and i look forward to using the money to fund you plebbitroons out of existence
go back to your cave of axe wound brothers
you will never be women

Could you imagine being this informed about all the happening of a stock you don’t own? Reading 100 page filings? Spending hours in the cringemines? Learning dd writers names? All to Kek the baggies?

>>49506461
Hedgies fear the slurper.

>>49506298
working in the service industry in america is the modern equivalent of slavery in ancient rome but less dignified and unhealthier

>>49506487
dont worry its almost over

don't forget to bully smg

Every day we get violent green candles which are eventually brought under control. One day soon they'll fail to contain them.

WAGMI fr frens. It's happening within the next two two weeks.

>>49506067
>stock market is a lie. GME good, man on tv cries when talking about it
>orange man evil and virus scary, man on tv told me so
Leddit might get a lot of money out of this play, but they will never wagmi if they continue to believe their lies

market all fucking red

The volume is very low today.

>>49506583
Not my problem.

Alright now I'm getting a little pissed off, what the fuck feekings?

GME keeps trying to diverge from the market, I think it's happening.

look at that dot, looking to escape

/smg/ fags on suicide watch.

Y'all still buy this shit?

>>49506633
Borrow barons, lender lords, fee kings, not like this…

>>49506505
kek. so let me get this straight...if they short it too much people will buy it like if it's going out of style which will make it pop. but if they let it run naturally it will also pop. jesus christ imagine having to live with that stress.

>>49506633
bull cycle over, see you all in 3 months

>>49506669
Nah man everyone in /GME/ sold months ago, we've just been roleplaying these last 600 threads

>>49506583
it's so fucking annoying man, they cherry pick shit and are so beyond in the scale of cognitive dissonance, that they don't even realize they're doing it
there's no hope for those faggots, when we make our money, I'll definitely keep the think tanks going to keep those retards contained
but I'll make sure they have no real voice outside

>>49506634
Yup. Their algo is still in control but the liquidations have started and it’s grip is failing.

>>49506680
Don't borrow, it's a lend-trap!

>>49506717
Newfags will never understand the pleasure of deep level extended financial roleplay

https://livenewschat.eu/stocks/
CNBC mad

>>49506633
I know, I feel this too.
It reads crabby dip. We dont know what’s gonna happen tho, look at the volume and it’s clear it wants to go. You gotta remember the shares holders voted to release… I think that’s what we are seeing and I kinda think it’s a trap for shf to go deeper. I think cohen should step up, or at least another niggerfaggot larp to keep me going.

Also dude, look at the volume. It’s gay.

Congratulations on being down 17% from your ATH this week baggots.

0 announcements
0 marketplace
0 split
0 dividend
8,000,000 shares diluted

KEK baggies

>>49506766
>Soft landing? Less likely
kek

>>49506633
Feechads lost

>>49506774
>still over 100% shorted

>they don’t know
The shills are really still here. Kek. It would truly be hilarious if they’re still here while we’re trading in the millions.

Apparently, Lauer got "detained" by the DOJ late last week-early this week. Unclear as to why, and if he's still "detained".

>>49506832
the kek baggies bots will be here until the end

>>49506813
The borrow rate seems to disagree pretty heavy bro. It's dumping. Shorts closed

>>49506360
>>49506841
Everyone shitting on Dave Lauer is forgetting that he is our champion for market reformation.

The effort that went into gifting these NFTs to us was entirely his choice, he doesn't owe anyone jack shit.

I said this in previous comments, but want to state it for all. His expertise has nothing to do with blockchain mechanics. This man and his team are absolutely dedicated to market reformation. Not only are you spitting in the face of one of the best of us, but you are also looking his gift horse in the mouth. Tone and inflection don't translate well through text, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I just want you to understand the situation.

>>49506680
fee sisters, fee kweens, fee divas, hold my hand...

>>49506774
>Yeah if I straight up lie maybe they’ll sell

AMC is the real play, you meme traders have nothing to show after 18 months except professional bagholding. AMC has a solid foundation with millions of competent investors who actually believe in the company. wake up baggots the rodeo is over for you all, sell now

>>49506858
i'll dump your mum if you keep talking like that

>>49506869
dont post this reddit pasta here

>>49506858
/gme/ lost

>>49506869
>that he is our champion for market reformation.
he is selling you his product (Urvin Financial). He's a grifter at best, and a mole at worst. You don't need a market reformation, you need a market overhaul.
>copypasting a DDslave comment
TYFYS

We’re green af, my niggers

>49506869
>market reformation
We are way past reforming this steaming pile of shit called the stock market. It needs to be eliminated and something new needs to be made to replace it. We don't need a champion and we don't need Lauer.

>>49506925
>t. time traveler

>>49506925
Well we were

>>49506841
sauce nigga???

>>49506841
Kek Laueries

>>49506774
kek crypto baggies

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49506971
I am the source.

You've already made it, you're already free. Wagmi

>>49506841
I believe it.

>>49507039
source?

FeeChads, we're getting killt.

>>49506549
SMG are so shit that even Superstonk is laughing at them as we speak.

If Lauer was "detained" would he still be posting within the last hour?
https://www.reddit.com/user/dlauer/comments/

FEEFAGS BTFO

KEK

>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v96xn0/4chan_meets_rsuperstonk/
they're making fun of us :(

>>49506924
He went completely silent after a cringe miner dug up the fact that he still works with a company that feeds data directly to Kennoid. Also blocked the guy that asked him to explain. Odd, isn’t it?
>>49506934
The entire market is a corrupt cesspit, there is no reforming or fixing it. Nuke from orbit and start over with something where they type of fraud that’s commonplace now is literally impossible, it’s the only way to be sure

Back to green

>>49506633
It is supply/demand. No one is borrowing so they are lowering the rate. They WANT to make their fees.

>>49505897

Ropebros if we didn't rope yesterday we should do it today because we feel so bad that we're up 0.5% when the market is down 3%, it's clearly over for GME

Green.

>>49507213
They are on Reddit.
Nuff said. Literal tranny loving niggers.
I killed a 200k karma account by calling tons of people nigger, it took 100+ posts and two days to get the ban, good times.

>>49507403

>>49506869

Well, Anon? What type of life DO you live?

Just sold thanks for holding the bags faggots

>>49507524
Thanks, just bought.

>>49507517
yes, I do like to edge myself to the price everyday. how ironic

>>49507517
literal brain amputee comments

>>49507517
Wow they sure got me figured out.

Redditors have the least self awareness of what cringe really is

We've completely inverted the debtmaxxer stock.

>>49505096
now it's 49.8/50.2 yes/no, when i first saw it it was like 53/47

>>49507517
Do they even realize that most people in the world talk like 4chan in real life when they're being comfortable with their friends?

>>49507517
I retired at 35, I own 2 houses and 3 properties, I don’t need to do anything except whatever I want.
I make lots of money from a business that runs itself, I don’t even think about it. I drive an hour to town every morning to drink gourmet coffee then I came home and went for a ride on my 4 wheeler with my son to the river.. we got home at 8:45 and ate breakfast that my 26 year old wife made for us with ingredients from our garden. I will shit post and fuck around for a few more hours then probably go out to my huge shop to build race cars and enjoy my time. Oh, I have to plant my 45 weed plants so maybe I’ll get to doin that later if my tractor works, but it’s good education for my kids because they don’t go to school..

Lmao, not even larping.

>>49507517
lmao those are probably the guys calling me bots up there, after I called them trannies and told them to go back to their axe wound brotherhood think tank
fucking irredeemable faggots

>>49507675
>It’s true
Incredibly bullish, potentially liquidating instead of being used as collateral

>>49507732
how did you make it?
I'm so tired of waging bro, are side hustle worth it, I was thinking social media unironically milking tik tok zoomers
>inb4 larp

Monday is gonna be a bloodbath. Smg will be melting down.

>>49507517
laugh my anus off

>>49507732
If no larp, damn.
You won life.
If larp, at least you have a goal in mind

>>49507732
congrats if not larp, you're living the life. most of us here threw our life away for this play, sadly the only optimal risk/reward ratio rather than work 50 years and still not have enough to retire

I will never be happy until we are paid

>>49507708
Women and trannies are fake 24/7 so they think their fake persona is the real them and everyone should be fake all the time

>>49507517
I've yet to live, just like them. We're all just in the waiting room waiting for our names to be called to live a life of greatness. I can assure you that once I do make it, I seldom will come here because I will either be travelling, loving my woman, playing video games or messing around with my hobbies.

>>49507517
The upvote whores who need internet points to decide their opinions for them sure say the funniest things

kek cramer is again malding about GME on CNBC

>>49504871

>>49505803
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!

Hnnnng baby I think I'm gunna DECOOOOOOOOPLE

>>49507869
Cramer looks absolutely awful. He looks like the spawn of a diseased rat and a goblin. His voice sounds like he just got finished guzzling 37 dicks in a row.

>>49507517
>33yo
>self employed 120k prof a year
>2 kids and a wife
>i work 14 hours a day
>my hobbies include mostly my wife being my femdommy with a fart fetish.
>working out in the home gym
>watching kino & memeing on 4chan
I think I am doing ok in life.

>>49507925
Not a chance. You've been attached to spys cock and balls for 18 months.

>>49507675

>>49507954
that's antisemitic

>>49507517
I retired early 5 years ago because I got fired for finding out the boss was a pedo and letting my co-workers know. Got a nice severance because he was freaked out and I've been pursuing my artistic endeavors ever since. My house is paid off and I play with my two black cats and my 23 yo gf. Life is comfy

>>49507517
>someone enjoys freedom of speech
“OHMAGAWD RACIST SAD EDGELORD LOSER”

These mfs are so brainwashed and cucked it’s hard to believe

>>49505780
Just saying, I've sold calls and puts at 135/125.
CRAB NOW, I'LL BUY MORE SHARES.

>>49507973
>b-but day're duh same

>>49508036
Why would you make a crab play in this market? Volatility is getting extremely high, especially on our gamerstock.

>>49508024
Fucking creepy dude... good lord.

>>49508024
they are actually lizards aren't they?

>>49508024
That’s some demon headmaster stare if I ever seen one

>>49508136
they all have that soulless gaze

So what’s the word? Has David Laustein been officially exposed as an obvious plant on Reddit or do they still roll out the red carpet when he makes a self congratulatory tweet

>>49507517
What is the context here? guessing this negro talking bout us right?

>>49508132
They seem to be getting worse at disguising it, or maybe they've just stopped trying.

>>49508159
Reddit isn't going to stop sucking his cock. They need someone to worship at all times.

>>49507775
I’m not actually sure how it worked out, but it did.
I’m not a typical consoomer, I live extremely cheap, when I say two houses.. they both were abandoned for many years, the one I currently live in the previous owner died in here and was here for awhile.. the house was worthless. I bought it, gutted it and Reno, by myself. My cars were all junk until I spent the effort and time building them.
I will stop on the side of the road and pick up your junk. I did buy a used toilet for $15. I do go to thrift stores. I don’t use or have a cellphone, cable tv or whatever.. nothing. My business is a used car lot.

It’s nothing magical, just a lot of not doing as I’m told and not buying into spending my cash. If you try and be a good citizen you will get fucked. I don’t even know what I’m talking about now.

>>49508159
Lauer is reforming the market for us apes and you spread this antisemetic filth? Fuck you.

>>49507517
I unironically do chairty work and have worked as a therapist for 4 years dealing with other peoples shitty problems for shit pay. What good have any of these literal trannie loving niggers ever done for anyone? Sitting from your couch and making muh donation doesnt count. Ledditors should take their performative morality, superiority complex and their daily dose of hrt go fuck themselves

>>49508106
>>49508132
>>49508136
this is the real one

>>49508162

>>49507213

retail redditors would be the first to complain about a pizza party in lieu of a raise

They're about to force close their positions 50 dollars higher from where intended.

I think yesterday was a trap by the DOJ for the DTCC. The DTCC should not be leaking company info. They obviously leaked that Gamestop had made a "share filing" without giving detail. Which is why the hired shills went into overdrive because they thought it was a split. They just got caught.

>>49508279
Not much of an improvement.

>>49508252
>But-but we changed our profile pictures to Ukrainian flags!

>>49508320
RC really has everyone by the balls right now

>>49507964
>fart fetish

You are B12 and K2 deficient eat some beef liver

>>49508279
LOL. Well played.

>>49508300
>They're about to force close their positions
They never intended to close ever. So it’s going to cost them infinity more then they intended.

>>49508296
Does anyone else hate the word "ape?" I don't want to be called anything, I just want my fucking money. If you call me anything, it should be future conquer of Jerusalem.

>>49508249
Hope this is ironic. Guy used to work for citadel and isn’t reforming jack. I don’t want the stock market anymore anyway the whole things a sham. They gave up PFOF and made it sound like they were ready to cry. They’ve still got a mile and gave us an inch hoping we’d shut up. Then there was that whole thing about him and some Reddit mod working directly with citadel, and when someone asked about it they got blocked. How about the solar flares and packet loss glitches. I trust that guy as far as I can throw him

>>49508300
>>49508395
>they never intended to close
and now they'se can't close
https://youtu.be/jnpE-hGNVj8?t=103

>>49507213
in all fairness, this specific anon is a faggot, would be nice if these dickheads didn't view website user bases as people and instead as groups of people with different worldviews ego's and attitudes, but i guess there's no cure for midwitery.

Give it to me straight bros... RDBX is the real squeeze isn't it? :(

>>49508409
I can't describe how much I hate that word when it's used to describe GME investor like myself.

>>49508221
you went against the system and you won
many such cases
this gives me hope
thank you brother!

>>49508426
I completely agree. Anyone who isn't anonymous in this is subject to being flipped assuming they aren't already a shill. That's one thing that makes SS such a terrible place.

>>49508409
sounds like you need a more wrinke brained ape to take you to the tendieman

>>49508470
yeah it was some clueless fag from /v/. /v/ is leftist for some reason, they hate jeremy hambly etc

>>49507517
I just like posting anime girls.

>>49508446 exactly see >>49506723

>>49508409
I only liked it in the begging because I thought it was being used ironically, it quickly became very cringe.
The whole play was a lot more fun when it was mostly on wallstreetbets, the people there were less soi.
I'd rather be a cuck retard than an "ape".

>>49508426
Who could have expected an opportunistic grifter to have shady ties that contradict his poorly maintainee outward persona?

>>49508409
Yeah. I feel it delegitimizes what we're doing here. Goes double for the retarded shit superstonkers do like bet on price movement so they can shove produce up their ass. An outsider curious about GME looking in and finding that kind of behaviour isn't going to drive interest and I genuinely think it slows us down.

>>49508409
I find it hilarious when AMC niggers call themselves it kek

>>49508522
I get that, the Quatering and people like him are a bunch of spastics who deserves to be shit on, but so are SJW's who bitch about representation and problematic tropes. two factions are two sides of the same artistic freedom hating coin.

>>49507517
Lol. I’m very happy and moderately successful. Wife who I love, workout daily. Coming here is better for information because it’s not filtered. I like raw reactions, everyone inside is a sour and rotten monster, most just don’t embrace it. (Or maybe I spent too much time in modern warfare 2 lobbied as a kid?) The way I communicate here is how I communicate with my closest friends; there’s no need to mask

>>49508589
I still don’t understand how they got Some of these guys to agree to glow on the internet. They had to know that eventually they would get made. I wonder the same thing about those faggots Matt and Trey.

>>49508665
Some whores are cheap and some whores are expensive.

>>49508320
>>49508354
this would make sense why they havent just announced the split yet. theyre probably working with the DOJ to catch them panicking and doing something stupid.

>37, self employed 180k a year
>Married, 1 Child
>Travel internationally 4-6 weeks a year
>Many hobbies, friends and family
>first time I WAGMI was from btc
>Don't need to work but I do to stay sharp
>Only here to help destroy this corrupt system and wagmi again

You are all going to wagmi, very soon

>>49508694
Think about how fucked we would all be without GME. The elite royally fucked up allowing the plebs to latch onto a life raft while they crash the Titanic.

Going all out eh kennoid ?
LFG neeha

>>49508522
>they hate jeremy hambly
As someone that's has full of hatred for the Progs as you can be; I don't hate the Quartering, I just think he's kinda boring.
Him, Bearing and Dank doing a livestream was good stuff though.

>>49508665
I think a lot of these people underestimate autism and how much information is available if you just look for it. It’s like politicians that keep getting caught in flipflops - judging from the tech CEO hearings, I’m not confident they know what the Internet even is, nevermind that it can be used to dig up old videos that CNN won’t air

>>49507966
That's just plain untrue
See>>49507973

>>49508739
Their religion requires them to subtly disclose their nefarious activity in some way or offer a way out of the hell they've created. They think it karmically absolves them of any responsibility for their actions.

>>49508694
How many shares do you have?

>>49508739
My wagmi money from this play will be used solely to subvert and crush what's left of this system. The great reset is ours, brothers.

>>49508739
The elite are probably happy that this cycle is being handled using the exploitation of Talmudic accounting rather than with a guillotine.

Announcement AH

>>49508779
>>49508779
>>49508779
Threaded.

>>49504871
>>49504883
Thanks, fren.

>>49508810
8888

>>49508812
Same here brother. My wagmi money is going straight into silver to bust the shorts in the paper market. Time to be a nigger to the system.

>>49508750
Borrows 150k shares to keep it from going green and crabbing so it doesn’t reveal itself in a sea of red because a sense like FOMO could produce the volume spike kill shot.


Verification not required.

Is 130 the unironic the new 150? Seems they really hate 130