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Brutally crabbing

Previous: >>49410409

Linked lists suck.

Lego

Well well well...

Why is it crabbing? Nasdaq is at 0%
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/tVB89PZX-l0?t=01m40s
TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYY

I really want to fomo into amazon

>>49413057
I may actually pick up some siga now. I will buy his calls from him

>he bet on SIGA

>Reminder to never go all in on any play.

>>49413082
After a 95% drop, are you crazy?!

>>49413056
these fucking jeweden

chaos will reign next week

>most of direxion bull/bear pairs up or down a little bit
>LABU down 8%
lol what a shitcoin.

I caught a 3 day on /pol/.

>>49413086
Holding SIGA shares and calls. You have no power here.

>The market will rally hard tomorrow
Nah, it's a Tuesday that historically has a 33% chance of being green according to prop trader anon. Not much of a gamble but I have some cash left over that I'll put my money where my mouth is. I'll either gain or lose $50 so no big deal

>>49413072
>>49413098

>>49413126
Yes, they're extremely antisemitic. Thankfully you're welcome in our homeland here.

The volatility is pretty crazy.
Are we still in bear market, tho?

My 12 year old dog is slowly dying, bros. No amount of money can fix this.

>>49413056
>Destroy Ukraine
>90% of the food production for Africa and the middle east
>destroying the west
Ok so now we just tempt Arabs to kill off Russia?

>>49413057
Sorry sweaty. I'm all in moneypox. Its how you make money and also how you lose money. I'm a gambler and I'm betting on moneypox. Never bet against America[lgtbq]

>>49413150
Last time wheat was this high, it caused civil wars that caused mass immigration into the EU, so....

>>49413149
good, fuck dogs and dog owners

Ding ding ding! How did it go this fine Monday anon?

>>49413056
Please refrain from posting about Russia. Now you're going to get that avatarfagging Lain poster sperging out about le ebil Putler for hours.

>>49413149
everything on the planet including the planet is slowly dying
embrace entropy

>>49413150
Arabs are russia's third biggest ally (behind only china and india). So much so that they're only accepting oil payment in ruble or yuan now to align with russia's move. Russia also sells cheap oil and wheat to their allies, including the arabs.
You have to ask israel to attack russia, but it's not likely since putin is himself a jew.

I would've had a nice, comfy green day if not for the fact that I'm a retarded GEVO baggie

>>49413176
Absolutely dogshit, only up 1.7%.

>>49413149
Buying puts on anon's emotions

>>49413149
If it's any consolation, we all are

>>49413175
>fuck dogs
i bet you would, nigger
>>49413181
yeah i'm fully aware of my own mortality and don't really give a shit about it, hurts to see a friend slowly fading away though

>SIGA NIGGAS

>>49413146
>Are we still in bear market, tho
You will see. In time...

>>49413149
Sorry for your loss. Take it for walks at extra special places before it goes or you put it down.

>>49413176
made 13 dollars

>>49413176

>>49413181
>embrace entropy
wtf, I love holding inv letfs for years now

>>49413210
>hurts to see a friend slowly fading away though
Especially with a pet or animal that has a "lower intelligence" or like, not the same agency that a person does.

>>49413176
Up 3.2%. Boring crab day.

>>49413056
oh boy

>>49413176
Breddy gud. I skimmed off a slice of profit on my bounce trade.

>>49413149
Sorry anon. We just have to enjoy every day with our dogs. I got a 6 year old neapolitan mastiff and I just know I only have 4 years or so left with her. Be strong and if your pet is in a great deal of pain, you have to end their suffering.

>>49413181
the planet isn't slowly dying, it's dying so quickly that if we don't stop climate change by 2025 we're all going to die.

>>49413176
Cool hundred bucks, but I sold something FIFO instead of lowest cost and triggered a wash sale on some losses.

>>49413176
least it wasn't red...

I am greg's lion and he loves me.

>>49413176
+15 dollarydoos

inflation bros...

>>49413056
He is kinda right though. The West has been so comfy for so long. Even in the US, these gas prices aren't close to what the eurofags deal with. Natgas is like $30 in the EU; it's $9 here and we're bitching and moaning and it's a major political issue.
Could you imagine if the national average in the US got to $8?

SIGA. 10.50 ACCEPTED.

NAT GAS. MOONING.

STEAK AND LOBSTER. ORDERED.

>>49413056
140 million people and shrinking Vlad.. I don't think the West is scared of your meany words

>>49413277
It's over.

siga bros wtf. I need to panic sell before pride month

hmmm...

>>49413176
+1.17%

>>49413292
So much fud here. Gaysex super spreading events are underway. Siga Chad's always get a dicking Monday and end up Cumming on Friday

>>49413221
>Take it for walks
that's kinda the problem, she has a pretty common condition where the back legs slowly deteriorate; she can't really walk that well now
>>49413232
yeah the hardest part is seeing her like this with all her innocence, she's kept me happy for 12 years and she has so much personality to her, even now with no idea that she's just dying
>>49413250
yeah i'm slowly coming to terms with it, i have times where i'm okay and understand what's coming but then suddenly it hits, fortunately this condition isn't one that causes any pain, but sadly does lead to being paralized over time

>>49413176
Down 1.23%
Crude was going to give some back which I knew, and SOXL is a stupid piece of shit.

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD LUNCH
THAT MEANS THERE IS A LUNCH SHORTAGE
DOESN'T MEAN THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF DOLLARS TO PAY FOR LUNCH

FITE ME

i waht to fucking rope. i lost all my money on siga

>>49413371
Nice larp faggot

>UONE green after hours
I think It's going to be ok bros

>>49413282
Prices are different in different places due to geopolitical reasons alongside other issues like logistic. The way people live also differs to take this into consideration. For example, in a lot of canada, gas is almost completely unused because it's far cheaper to heat and cook using electricity due to cheap hydroelectricity. Thus, even with higher natgas prices, it is of little importance to the people.
in france, old houses use heating oil for heating, not gas. Newer houses typically use electricity, and gas-based heating is being phased out by law starting 2024 for residentials and 2020 for other buildings. Thus, rising nat gas prices aren't as much of a big deal as in the US where nat gas is the primary source of heating.
US produces and sources cheap nat gas easily compared to most european countries, which further depresses nat gas prices there, but it's not accident that it happened like that.

>>49413398
What's a bigger meme stock? UONE or SIGA?

>>49413398
UONE dumping is bullish for uranium

>>49413366
If nobody can afford to give out lunch at the current market price and decide to stop selling lunches altogether because of this, there is indeed a lunch shortage. It's not rocket science, except if your IQ hovers around room temperature, Cletus.

If siga doesn't go back I'm unironically roping

>>49413401
I understand what you mean. My point is the West will unironically have to 'sacrifice for democracy in ukraine', and while the politicians don't care the people aren't really ready for $6 national average gas (which is where we're going), food price inflation, etc.

>>49413371
Shitty larp

>>49413402
>>49413398
I dunno, this was how I played UONE. I washed my hands of it after that black Tesco shooting or whatever last month, I thought that was the exit pump signal.

>>49413371
Post calls? If it's shares, you may eventually recover.

>>49413033
i came just to recognize a based bionicle MNOG poster and to check those dubs now sell everything because the market is crashing

>>49413460
Forgot pic like a related

Anyone know why crude pumped a a full $1 right after the market closed?

>>49413462
He might be the big gambler who was up 40% or something on options but didn't sell

>>49413440
Whether or not something is a shortage or a lack of demand is entirely dependent on the perspective of the poster and it is categorically beyond being capable of happening of swaying my viewpoint on this matter.

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck the fed

ASMB stock ladies!

I used 8k to buy 200 more contracts. If they’re still down tomorrow I’m going to deposit the last 5k from my savings account to average down.

>>49413460
I was betting that this friday would be the peak, now I'm not sure what's happening.
Weirder things have happened though, so I'm not giving up hope quite yet.

>>49413567
Just keep slurping bro

>>49413567

>>49413567
Checked sequential trips, but holy shit you are actually committing a cardinal sin in throwing good money after bad and do not even understand at all what risk management is. If this hits I will be flabbergasted, dumbfounded, and completely bamboozled.

For real though, for all of the doom-posting I'm actually quite scared for the world economy.
Not trying to FUD, but all of the metrics I'm looking at is spelling out a total fucking collapse.

Any fellow bobos with the same DD who can calm me down?

>>49413567
I have no financial advice to offee, but I wager wealth is more easily achieved as a marathon than a break neck sprint. I hope you shoot the moon, but I don't know if SIGA has staying power or if it is a crappy pump and dump.

>>49413343
Just spend as much quality time as you can with her anon. My dog started having trouble standing up as he got older and was partially blind, but otherwise was in good health aside from just being old. I helped him stand up and guided him around the house, backyard, etc. He died last year but went pretty quickly and peacefully. He was old for a large breed (nearly 13).

>>49413056
reminder that the only purpose of a statement like this is to cause unrest in the west by attempting to turn the blame on russia for inflation around. its content is irrelevant because its only purpose is manipulation.

he made the mistake of posting about it here. wall streets spys will intentionally suppress the price just to rake in dumb anons 98k.

is it too late?

>>49413176
I'M DOWN FUCKING 10%
THANKS SIGAKEKS
THANKS OILFAGS

>he unironically bought siga

shouldn't we be pumping if bond yields rise?

>>49413567
Anon why not use the 5k to buy shares. That way you may get paid back in the end.

>>49413694
No

>>49413634
>all of the metrics I'm looking at is spelling out a total fucking collapse
it's amazing how many times this is predicted yet never happens

>>49413681
SIGAC U C K A

Is it a good financial decision to buy rope and keep it "just in case"?

>>49413705
>it's amazing how many times this is predicted yet never happens
I sure hope so, but this time looks different, and bad. Like really really bad.

>>49413655
sorry anon, but yeah you're right that for a large dog that's not a bad age, that's one aspect of dealing with the upcoming loss; i do the same with her a lot when she's in a room with a slippery surface or needs help getting in and out of the house. other than that she seems completely normal

>>49413707
FUCK

>>49413567
Don't use the last 5k, if you do make it the amount will be insignificant compared to the whole (like 360k vs 375k or something) but if you lose it you'll have absolutely nothing.

>>49413567
dang dude you're half of the open interest

For the anon from the last thread who wanted crab puppeteering bobo and mumu

>>49413723

>>49413723
>rope
Nah just buy alcohol
t. me

>>49413681

What return did you expect from oil in one day?
Are you in oil company stocks or trading the commodity itself?

I'm up on my oil portfolio today, but I have seven different positions in oil and two of them are up bigly today while the others are ~1% red.

>>49413723
Just start farming garloids

How do you guys fall for the pump and dumps

Why is everyone complaining about a “crab market?”
I’m totally ok with 0.3% daily boomer gains
Slow and steady, Jack

I want to breed brown women.

>>49413792

lotta retards in /smg/, also newfellows who haven't learned their biotech lesson yet.

I do get some good info from here from time to time though

>>49413567
You're making some market maker out there very happy.

>>49413735
Yeah that's how I look at it. I still miss him but he had a good run for a big dog. Love on yours as much as you can while she's still here.

>>49413792
There's a sucker born every minute. Unfortunately the last few years of easy money have made them all think they're a lot smarter than they actually are

>>49413484
The stock market belongs to the Jews, but the oil market belongs to Allah.

Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.

>>49413056
BASED

To be fair, even my buddy who works at TSM fell for biomemes.
>He could be lurking here right now.

>>49413827
Pump and dump of gaymen is bullish. We are just in the loading phase

>>49413815
dios mio!

>>49413827
>newfellows who haven't learned their biotech lesson yet
What do you mean? That that industry is full of PNDs?
No harm in holding a position in a crab company and selling it if it pops from memes, but how would you even know?

In my case, I independently found CMRX and I'm playing that.

>>49413567
I thought I was dumb for losing 700$ in options over a two minute span. But this is just pants in head retarded
>FUCK I LOVE GAMBLING

>>49413567
fucking based, when this shit pops off next week tell the guys that told you not to do this to suck a cock.

>>49413694
No it means that the cost to borrow money goes up, which means high pe or non profitable companies have huge downward pricing action(from future cash flows now being more expensive).

If the 10 ur goes to 4%, sp500 goes down 25% from 4000(this is how the calculation works)

what's the best 3x leveraged etf rn?

>>49413723
I only have rope for tying up women.

>>49413908
DRV, TMV

>>49413908
SOXS

>>49413908
tmv

>>49413903
Baggie is the Cramer of /smg/
>never forget

>>49413919
>>49413921
>>49413922
wrong it's FNGU

>>49413908
upro

>>49413908
https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/#etfs&sort_name=ytd_percent_return&sort_order=desc&page=1

>>49413927
first of all i am not a manlet, second of all i am always right

>>49413908
YANG
YINN

>>49413769
Wtf are those critters

Why do you people like leveraged shit so much?

Time to short lolicon

>>49413727
bitch, all valuations and debt statistics have looked like 1928 since 2015. on one hand you arent wrong, but on the other this isnt anything new, get fucked for spreading fud

Imagine betting against a faggot virus during faggot month. The stock goes down 9% and you retarded bobos celebrate like the virus is going away.

Last christmas was comfy bobros. The beginning of bobo winter. Post your holiday bobros to give bobo dumping energy this winter. We can send more bizreals into poverty misery and build biz back better.

Face it, SARK is crack in all but name.

>>49413949
Suppose inflation is 20% and your favored sector escapes the market totally eating shit by being up 10%. Well, you lost 10% of your money.

Now if you had a 3x sector ETF (or calls/LEAPS such that your exposure to certain stocks is 3x'd), you finish the year up 30%. A 10% gain in real terms.

>>49413963
>$100
you are mentally ill

>>49413853
Stop talking shit about me

>>49413949
because they've never experienced a bear market that lasts more than a month

>>49413963
Do a full bayhorse, and create basedjack edits of posts that disagree with you.

>>49413919
>>49413908
This guy gets it. DRV is gonna run baby. Three more rate hikes will wreck home sales

>>49413454
Indeed, but I don't see the people doing anything about it. Since most americans already live paycheck to paycheck, I guess the worst that'll happen is a housing market crash due to people going homeless over rent and utilities, which would enable them to buy back in anyway at the end of the crash. What else?

>>49413963
Betting against the gay is just in my nature I guess.

>>49414028
>DRV
Oh shit I didn't know this was a thing.

WHAT A FREAK SHOW

>>49413919
>>49414028
This really might be the best move after oil is tapped out.

>All those 50-mile-commute suburban homes after gas hits $7 and WFH is abolished

What's the counterargument?

>>49414032
It's the normal economic cycle. Were you not alive during 07-09. We boom run up. Recession. Boom run up. Recession. It's the same shit on repeat every 8-15 years bro. Get used to it

Ugh o Vancouver Canadian bros. Looks like you got your first case of munkaypox kek

>>49413056
Why is he such a tease? NUKE ME ALREADY.

>>49413176
Great because I'm a oil and natural gas investor. I even played the bounce for some piece of shit tech stocks like SNAP and DIDI, the gains of which I will parlay into more oil and natural gas. Some anon also mentioned tankers and shippers earlier and might buy some this week. Zoomers are finally beginning to understand what 2008 was like except this time around everything is 10x worse across every single asset class with the added inflation multiplier taking a toll on everything and everyone as well. I'm seriously feeling nostalgic. My 401k then got fucking hammered being just 2 years into my career and I thought I wouldn't have a financial future. Anyway, enough rambling great day today. This summer should be a riot, both literally a figuratively.

>>49413660
Tranny are you OK?
Are you OK tranny?
Tranny are you OK?
Are you OK tranny?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a failed dilation

>>49413184
Iran isn't Arab.

>>49414055
You can already see it starting to turn the bend and move bullish baby

>>49413895
It’s not even a bad stock lol. It had a low PE and a 45 cent dividend. It’s like when that guy that sold Chewey or whatever our half his money in WFC and all these fags were “hurdur wut a tard” not realizing the guy is getting millions in dividends. This applies to people who bought and own shares of SIGA, anyway.

>>49413567
Glowies lurking this thread must be confused.
Does anon have secret Intel or he's just plain retarded?

>>49414065
Vancouver is filled to the brim with homosexuals and the leftists that associate with them. It wouldn't surprise me if Vancouver becomes an epicenter if what we're in the midst of is really HIV/AIDS 2.0

>>49414059
There are different cycles every ~5 years and every ~9, plus a different one when they align.
In addition, different tools are used at different times. For example, the 2000 crash and the 1929 crash and the 2008 crash are completely different beasts.

>>49414028
>>49414038
>>49414055
>>49413919
Finally a high IQ play for /smg/. I’m going to start buying tomorrow

>>49413919
I’m currently long TYO and TMV and up on both. Around 12% on TMV 4% on TYO.

>>49414055
>What's the counterargument?
the fed wanting to keep the 10Y ~3%

>>49414086
If it's in the middle east, it's arab or invader.
*sip*

>>49413945
garloids

>>49414121
Hold up, I have some schizo tier charts.

>>49414157
Dont forget the parasites also

>>49414055
>What's the counterargument?
Entrenched inflation though?

SARK is manufacturing new radar systems for NASA, do your DD

>>49413223
based

>>49414059
>>49414121

>>49414149
Before midterms? They gotta at least appear to be fighting inflation until then; can't turn QT into QE or YCC until November.

>>49414182
>animeposter
Dropped

>>49414121
>>49414176
W.D. Gann, is that you?
> Gann market forecasting methods are purportedly based on geometry, astronomy and astrology, and ancient mathematics
>Financial astrologers believe that different commodities are affected by different planetary combinations
5 year and 9 year cycle combinations sound a lot like mars being in retrograde in cancer.

CPI release Friday

The stock that I believe is way overvalued, and have been buying and rolling puts on, juts keeps going up...
Yet I know that if I admit defeat and buy calls, that's when it will immediately drop...
What the fuck

>https://www.gasbuddy.com/usa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49414059
>>49414121
The previous Armstrong study I posted is great. He has so much great material on his website. Look at the archives. Great great stuff.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/

>>49414182
You joke but apparently ARKX no longer has NFLX: https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings

And it's been keeping pace with QQQ the past few months...

>>49414221
>Georgia #1
Fuck off we're full

>>49414214
>When it hits a 9 handle and you tell your gf you own HYG puts

>>49413149
Sorry to hear fren
My doggo died in 2020 so I know the feels

>>49413723
You don't actually want to hang yourself. If you don't know how to tie a noose and don't know the logistics of hanging a person or other animal or the actual method through which it kills, you just end up hanging from whatever you tie off to being strangled to death and dying horribly to some combination of aneurysm and lack of oxygen. It's like being suffocated but your mind is popping like a bunch of over-inflated grapes inside your skull the entire time. Horrible fucking way to die.

It's just money duder, and you're lucky enough to live in a part of world history where there's a significant chance you can play your cards right and not have a completely shit existence until you make it back. Roping is for the weak, find the strength to cope instead.

SIGA dumping after hours...do i have a chance.

>>49414304
Well if you believed in SIGA, you'd be visiting bathhouses (more than you already do, fag) and looking for dudes with rashes.

>>49414304
Ur fucked m8

>>49414210
Why yes? How could you tell? Basically when you get to this high level of market participation you are relying on some pretty esoteric stuff to get you to perform. Gann, Lefevre, Livermore, Wyckoff et al. They were all occultists and verging on schizos but are the greatest traders to have ever lived. I'm not going to go into too much detail regarding what I do and the meditative practices I take part in but whenever I ask the quantum field that makes up our reality "Is this S&P 500 going to be above/below this certain price level tomorrow at the close?" or "Where will the major indexes end the week?" I always get some eerily accurate feedback that is in line with what takes place. I'm giving remote viewing a go and the studies and material out there on futures traders who used certain protocols to successfully beat the market is pretty intriguing.

>>49414210
Not enough lines. How can you predict anything if you can still see the chart background?

>>49414284
sorry to hear anon

>>49413149
Same here, bro. She had a stroke about 3 weeks ago but has mostly recovered since. Life is fleeting. At least she can still walk.

>>49414195
>>49414222
I like these a lot

>>49414304
the moment you sell, the pox will mutate to infect normies and you will anhero

>>49414353
Let me guess. You're a vaxxoid and you've been shedding all over her.

>>49414304
Its spreading still anon. Dont let these retards who have no skin in the fag disease fud you out. This isn't a meme anymore

>>49414331
*successfully and decisively beat the market is pretty intriguing

>>49414332
Moreover why limit yourself to 2D? Put together a 3D chart, record the webm, post it.

>>49414377
Very good point. That gives you 4 dimensions in total to work with.

>>49414354
Save them. They're all yours my friend. :)

>>49414368
vaxxoids dont shed

>>49414368
>vaxxoid

Nope, I’m clean and pure. She’s just old. It’s pretty common for dogs to have strokes if they’re large breeds. Thanks for blaming me though. It makes me feel a whole lot better.

>>49414368
Let me guess. You are just a waggie in a cage.

>>49414321
>Get married
That's way too expensive as a hedge against pussy inflation. Risking 50% of your net worth? Are you nuts?

>>49414088
Checked and yeah after looking at the chart for this I'm definitely fucking buying some

SIGA fags have been so obnoxious I'm taking great pleasure in watching this dump

>>49414292
Basedo. Listen to this anon. You’ll be fine.

Over the next year I'm going to use savings, cash flow, and margin against gains to buy 10k of AGNC a month.

I'm going to hold for at least 2 years, and get 1k in dividends a month.

In other words, my investment cash flow will pay half my rent for the next year and all I need to do is pay interest and not get margin called.

>>49414437
But if you get into a good one you can >cut expenses in half
>not have to pay for all the expensive courting bullshit
>regular sex
>do half the chores

>>49414331
I'm 99% sure that Gann was simply insider trading, and made up the schizo shit to not get caught.

Also, it's easier to take DMT and consult the machine elves directly.

>>49414475
sounds like a good plan until it goes to $6

>>49414475
GL mate. I'm sure we won't get another housing crash like the previous other times.

>>49413176
>.48%
Doing pretty well.

>>49414196
idk, im still on the fence with DRV

>>49414353
how old is she?

>>49413908
clearly NRGU

>>49414405
>he doesn't know
>>49414412
Let me guess. She had a stroke after you put your dick in her like you always do, canuck?

I've been observing white texas suburbanites on facebook the last couple of months and these people are honest to god losing their minds; it's fucking insane. There's a dude over here who works for one of the big refiners in like a finance type position who is melting down about biden and homosexuals making gas expensive (and also trying to rape children).

And at least 30% of white parents want straight up graded bible study and forced prayer in schools, out of fucking nowhere; these people have always been garbo and I thought the 2020 election was bad but there was never anything like this before. meanwhile, my friend who's a vice principal at a Dallas area high school was telling me in 10 yrs he had seen 10-15 suspensions for slurs. Now they have some white kid dropping a Hard R on a weekly basis. In the last 2 months "faggot" made a big comeback too, along with "groomer".

I blame this all on FOXA. Short FOXA for turning white people into picklebrains.

>>49414220
NRGU isn't overvalued so you should give up.

>dark clouds roll in
>no rain
Tease

>>49414653
same, we probably live near eachother.

going to brew some coffee and play some video games and hope we get a comfy rainy night while futures roll in

>>49414556
Maybe the angle is shorting homebuilders rather than REITs like DRV does.

Kneecapping the former (through tightening credit, supply chain fuckery, permitting slowdowns, whatever) hits inflation and preserves the value of Boomer homes and MBS's. They're a much more acceptable target, politically.

>>49414221
>states like hawaii that are already totally fucked are seeing some pullback
Kek.

>>49414647
Can’t wait to watch the American civil war part 2 live in full HD

>>49414647
Ok Groomer

Why does LABD inverse the other inverse etfs like SOXS? If SOXS is going up, LABD is going down. But it's a biotech inverse.

>>49414647
Based pendulum swing

>>49414652
It's not NRGU, it's some microcap

>>49414368
I don't think dogs can get the vaxx.

>>49414693
It's pricing in the potential for niggerpox lockdowns. Line goes up = bio goes down because no pox. Line goes down = bio goes up because pox.

>>49414671
>>49414653
I miss fall/winter...

>>49414647
>biden and homosexuals making gas expensive (and also trying to rape children).
I'm trying to understand where the problem is?

>>49414647

>>49414708
That's why it's about shedding instead.
Although achully...

>cannabis still hasnt been legalized

>>49414715
glad I live in a state that stays relatively cool throughout the year. summer in some states like that seems misrable

>>49414736
>be me
>in texas
>bought legal weed the other day

granted it aint the strong stuff by any means but still a step in the right direction

>>49414693
The holdings of LABU/D have to be absolute shitcoins.

>>49414647
>we have a turd in the punch bowl

>>49414027
cursed image

>>49414647
>Now they have some white kid dropping a Hard R on a weekly basis. In the last 2 months "faggot" made a big comeback too
good. light bullying is healthy and natural

SHRMF
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>>49414739
>glad I live in a state that stays relatively cool throughout the year.
Which is what? Alaska?

>>49414693
They're different sectors but still pretty well correlated. (SOXX and XBI are the unleveraged bull ETFs those two inverse.)

>>49414647
Sounds like the future is brighter than I imagined. Thanks for the hopium, anon.

>>49414647
>>49414647
>who is melting down about biden and homosexuals making gas expensive
To be fair, they're pedos, not purely homosexuals.

>>49414739
It is, trying to do anything outside is fucking miserable.

>>49414647
Based except for the bible part, religion is degeneracy too.

>>49414753
indiana stays pretty cool for the most part

>>49414647
thanks for reminding me I really should finish building my latest gun project
god i love texas

>>49414786
>religion is degeneracy too
Shame.

>>49414647
>"faggot" made a big comeback too
so proud

>>49414647
problem?

>>49414647
I lived in that area for a while and watched that become more commonplace over the last couple years, folks just absolutely losing their minds and being led into it. Any actually good part of whatever they believed in buried in a mountain of bullshit and hate. The state practically runs on it now and day by day it seemed like it was all intentionally done by some invisible hand to froth up conservatives until they're far removed from the realm of sanity and thus threaten everything they believe in with that madness all-consuming. I pray for them all the time, but it got to be too much for me and I left a few years back. I don't regret it.

>>49414852
God hates fags

>>49414852
I'm thinking of leaving Texas soon for exactly what you've described. It's becoming pervasive and unbearable.

>>49414748
We have so many newfags, only a handful of people here witnessed the lum sombrero in full glory.

>>49414852
>>49414879
You won't be missed.

>>49413056
Looks like based is back on the menu

>>49414879
Come here to California and be surrounded by degens, blacks, and sodomy. Your utopia awaits you.

>>49414852
So are you fags moving back to California or what?

>>49414647
>>49414852
It's almost like there's an internet company out there that operates automatically moderated message boards. People don't realized, but they get a very distorted view on the world, and also get addicted to devious reward systems.

The automatic moderation is done by a ML algorithm that maximises profit, and it turns out that creating outrage and fringe groups is what maximises profits.

If social media doesn't collapse civilization in like 20 years, nothing will.

>>49414879
>one of the only texans to move to california instead of the other way around

Well UONE dumping is kinda shitting in my soup. I was planning on shorting it big on the 15th. Any fallback Juneteenth memes to short?
The gambler in me tells me I should buy some lottery tickets calls tomorrow in case it gap fills, but I'll probably restrain myself.

>>49414852
>>49414647
We fighting the globalhomo now?

>>49414492
>>49414513
it buys agency debt, the government still has to pay.

it trades against mortgage rates, not housing values.

the more the fed needs to jack up rates to kill inflation the lower this will trade and the higher yield. It hit $6 dollars during covid with a 30% yield

if I don't blow my load at too awful of a price too early and hold long enough for the curve to shift back I'll see decent capital appreciation with large cash flow

>>49414769
That’s like saying shitwater is not “purely” shitwater
If you add more shit, does it become “more” shitwater

>>49414972
It's a joke because the Venn diagram of the two groups is nearly a perfect overlay.

Thanks for the shoutout on the update, Rocker. Funeral's on Wednesday but I wasn't able to get a flight to Australia.
>inb4 not your blog faggot

>>49414938
If you want some hopium, the volume today was only ~5-10% of large pump days last year.
So if there's similar interest/frenzy as previous years the price should go straight back up.

Anyone see this? Thoughts?
>SEC Preparing Historic Overhaul Of Market Structure, Making Retail Frontrunning Virtually Impossible
>According to the WSJ, SEC Chair Gary Gensler directed staff last year to explore ways to make the stock market "more efficient for small investors and public companies." And while aspects of the effort are in varying stages of development, one idea that has gained traction is to require brokerages to send most individual investors’ orders to be routed into auctions where trading firms compete to execute them, effectively making frontrunning impossible and obsoleting the entire microwave/laser trading industry which is meant to do just one thing: trade ahead of slower (retail) orderflow.
>Digging into the details, we find that the most consequential change being discussed would impact the way trades are handled after an investor places a so-called market order (i.e., adding liquidity) with a broker to buy or sell a stock. Market orders, which account for the majority of individual investors’ trades, don’t specify a minimum or maximum price the investor is willing to pay, and are ripe for frontrunning by countless subpennying algos which move the entire market away from the order and force it to chase the market higher or lower, creating massive "slippage" in the process, or profits for HFTs and internalizers, such as Citadel, which can then turn around and immediately take the other side of the trade locking in risk-free profits.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/sec-preparing-historic-overhaul-market-structure-making-retail-frontrunning-virtually

>>49414874
You don't get it numbnuts, I don't agree with the current state of how hard LGBT shit gets pushed in everyone's faces but I don't also agree with everything the state has done in regards to that either and frankly don't have a problem with non-pozzed gays. I think shall not be infringed shall not fucking be infringed and think it should be completely legal to drill the hole in an AR to make it fun auto without getting legally raped or having to pay out the ass for the privilege, but also acknowledge a lot of fucking people are insane right now and can't stop staring at the magic box with a screen designed and paid to make them crazier. I love God and hate when he and his teachings are used and perverted by heretics to smite in false righteousness instead.

Texas is fuckin' dope as hell and I wish I could've stayed. But it's going insane, not in a good way, and some kids being Gamers at school and using spicy language isn't even the tip of your dads dick of the problems going on there. That have really fucking easy solutions too, while still being based, that everyone gets too whipped up to see. Oh and pre-emptive FUCK BETO for anyone thinking I'm left or right of anything.
>>49414912
Fuck commies
>>49414924
Family had been there for more than six generations, suck my balls
>>49414948
Fuckin' A

>>49414992
call me simple minded but dirty water is dirty water, idgaf if it’s got shit in it or not, I’m not drinking it and I’m not getting anywhere near it

>>49414938
Well the niggerteenth dump happened sooner. Thanks for playing

>>49415011
>non-pozzed gays
no such thing, faggot
short siga

>It’s happening, isn’t it?

>>49414925
I hate it man. Honest to goodness the best thing that could happen for humanity is if the internet stopped working for a solid month or three. The mass removal of heads from anuses would be biblically important for the fate of the world.

>>49415030
Fag month, shorts a fag disease... kek oh /smg/

>>49415010
>SEC Chair Gary Gensler

>>49415003
Eh, I'll keep it on watch tomorrow, there might be bottom feeding to do there.

>>49415052
I’m just memeing. I don’t think anyone knows what’s going to happen with that, even the (((elites))) who are pushing moonkepoz

>>49415025
Last year it dumped around a day or two early of Juneteenth. Can't make it that obvious goy

>>49415010
>Market orders, which account for the majority of individual investors’ trades
Do retailers really?

>>49415068
All it takes is the WHO to make a press conference about it and to create a task force. That could happen any day and the 98k anon retard might actually make it

>>49415011
You don't get it faggot. People are angry, they are venting, it will pass.

>>49415011
You sound like a fence sitting cuck. This is your fault. Happy trails, dick.

>>49415025
I got a long strangle on it, gonna pop or gonna flop, no in between

>>49415010
>so-called market order (i.e., adding liquidity)
err what. Its the other way around.
Does this guy even market

>>49415035
>w-wear a mask during pride month please!

>>49415083
If I'm trying to buy 0dte options on spy to trade on the 1m yes. No way I can set orders and shit at work. Market buy gets really close anyways on things like spy

>>49415088
I agree. Fags are degenerates who deserve to be culled though, either way
On the other hand…
From early signs, it looks as though there is doubt as to whether this (((plan))) will come to fruition which is why I don’t own any siga

>>49415111
So everyone can tell you love taking it up the ass

>>49415111
:P

>>49415133
Already assumed that regardless of the date or place.

>>49414647
everything is fine.
https://youtu.be/BZ0dkbqAz04?t=1538

SIGA anon how are you holding up?

>>49415089
I recently bought some land in the north of the state and plan on living there when people are done venting, which is honestly the correct answer but holy shit it's been nutty and that was before I left a few years back. From what I've seen it ain't much better and still looks like it's being fomented on purpose. I miss it, I really fucking do, but it needs to turn it down from the 12 it's at now to like an 8-9 before I entertain the idea of moving back. The deer and pigs on the purpety are safe from my freezer for the time being.
>>49415092
Suck my balls, getting off social media completely like a decade ago was the best decision I ever made in my entire life.

>>49414886
Kek I have that whole thread in my screenshots. My fav one is the one where lum is standing up and through several pictures it just gets "eaten", you could only see the yellow tip of the boot at the end. If he made a stopmotion film with In the Hall of Mountain King it would've been kino

>>49415167
Why do you want oral sex from me? Is this why you're so concerned with local political developments?

>>49415139

>>49415185
>you now remember the CDC recommending shower curtain sex in 2020

>>49415160
He’s already dead

>>49415160
i think im gonna sell tomorrow at open

>presents

>>49415206
didn't you just average down and buy more contracts?

kek I just remembered this slutty Maori hapa at my high school who once used a Crunchie wrapper as a condom with a guy behind the gymnasium

>>49415206
I'll buy some of them off you
You know, as soon as you sell, it's gonna start pumping

>>49415160
Not good.
I got 75 shares and I'm down 11%
I don't want to sell at a loss but I feel SIGA will dump lower. I should had DCA instead of dropping all at once

>>49414647
>Generation Alpha
You are ready My King.

>>49414585
12, almost 13
>>49414585
I’m American
>>49414647
And that’s a good thing
>t. Texas Suburbanite

>>49415219
>tfw I never get to experience sex as a teenager with hormones making me the horniest thing
Why even live

>>49415173
>with In the Hall of Mountain King
Top kek. I saved the collection as a greentext screenshot collage too. The guy who did it is a fucking legend.

>>49415228

>>49415246
Testosterone Replacement Therapy

>>49415271
All them bodybuilders didn't die for nothing. If someone has the money they can be 29 till they're 60 something anymore.

new
>>49415325
>>49415325
>>49415325

>>49415228
Israel is thankful for your donation, anon.

>>49414647
>Mr Anon, your son called me a "groomer"

>>49414852
Glad you’re gone. We need zealots, not weak faggots.