/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49318474
Rope is cheap

Women are so gay it’s unreal

>>49318474
buy all 21 million bitcoins just for a laugh I guess.

National Socialism

>>49318474
Suicide

>>49318474
>>49318498

oh my god incel, i had to go look at her profile to see if this was real. It was. Except she had this as the caption:

"Zamira · Creator
Some people didn’t understand that this is satire. Also, to everyone asking, we met in college"

now have sex, oh wait you cant.

>>49318474
>>she looks like a blowup doll. and is retarded to top it off. This nigga gonna dump her boring ass, how can he stand being around this vapid hoe.

>>49318474
Live comfortably off my Chainlink (ticker: LINK) rewards

>>49318474
>if crypto never moons again
it's not going to. it's over for good this time. and by the time you realize it, it'll be too late.

Is that idiotic video supposed to bother people?

>>49318474
I will take out a loan, go to Latin America, live there as long as it lasts (6 months probably) and then just kill myself there, or ascend in the drug business there (very unlikely)
I rather neck before I turn 35 than endure this bullshit any longer and life an absolute shit life

>>49318474
>>49318498
>>49318579
Uh, shouldn't it be closer to 3-4 billion instead of 6 billion?

>>49318474
she looks dumb as hell and isn't even that hot. lmao.

>>49318474
Jeet here. I fucked a Lithuanian hooker in a five star hotel last month.
She told me that if you search Instagram for dubai related hashtags, you'll find a ton of "models" like her who are actually hookers

If you DM them, 90% of them will share their rates

>>49318474
After a few of these we are repulsed by the prognosis of being around these people once making it. Shallow, useless eaters.

>>49318557
i hate niggers and faggots like you and you should kill yourself
btw that's just satire sweaty ;)

>>49318609
>she looks dumb as hell and isn't even that hot. lmao.

>>49318557
>Some people didn’t understand that this is satire
This.
The eternal third worlder can't stop seething at 1st world women he'll never sex through his phone.
>>49318474
Crypto will go up. It's inevitable. Perhaps not yuor crypto but crypto in general.
Imagine thinking society will need less security over time as poverty increases.

crypto has utility, idgaf about price too much.

>>49318474
Imagine how good her headgame and how tight her pussy is.
Now imagine the amount of cocks she had to suck for that skill to develop.

>>49318662

>>49318474
9mm or rope.

>>49318670
>people
>understand
>pick one

>>49318474
Gamestop

>>49318511
This is better in any case.
Some things money can't buy.
Like a high trust society free enough to invent brand new tech like rockets and jets.
Who knows what will come from round 2.

>>49318645
Last time I was on Dubai, I hooked up with a Polish 8/10 Double Ds with perfect nips.
She charged only for the hour and we spent the whole day fooling around and having sex, then I had to catch my transit flight back to Zurich.

>>49318609

>>49318592
That’s what they said last time

>>49318714
>the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
It's satire about satire.

>>49318474
Kill a bunch of niggers then go to jail so I get free food and housing.

>>49318474
There is unironically nothing wrong with this tiktok.

>>49318474
I'd say I hope this guy kicks her to the curb, but men are such idiots nowadays they let themselves get divorce raped by these whores.

>>49318474
Its honestly kind of sad that this multimillionaire 6'5 banker went for this ugly bitch and not some model

>>49318474
Dude...Rope... I'm all in crypto so if it goes to zero so does my hearbeat.

>>49318474
suicide

>>49318474
idk, expecting to get fired over the vax mandate still (yes, really) and I'll probably take some time off with what I did cash out and buff my skills up so I can continue climbing the corporate ladder and hopefully secure a six figure job sometime in my 30s. Mechanical engineering degree, making 66k right now but I'm not really doing any engineer work so it's not good for me to stay here much longer.

>>49318474

>>49318474
Ramen

>>49318474
if this evokes an emotional response out of you, it's time to get off the internet for a year. Just one year.

>>49318474
I don't think that's going to happen anon, I'm currently earning passively having my stablecoins staked in Spool with juicy APYs.

>>49318474
>be a whore
>make your lips look like a baboon's ass
just why? this trend seems to be global

>>49319294
Crypto never going to zero man

and while you wait for your wealthy prince you can just get laid by chads on the side using tinder. never settle princess

>>49319512
wait for it to happen then you will know

>>49319464
Nothing but the fucking truth.

>>49318557
>>49318670
if you fags think this is satire you dont understand women yet.
its women satire, which is really her just saying what she thinks and gloating to her poor bitch friends whilst they all support her and stab her in the back when they can, dudes just wanna fuck.
social media and women was a mistake.
inb4 incel,
i know this because i know women because they wanna fuck me .

>>49318666
>>49318797
wtf is this
Isn't that the antiwork moderator
Doreen I believe he was called?

>>49319654
Not when you are invested on the right project anon.
It's evident in the use cases and tokenomics of Spool that, that's never gonna happen.
>spool is based

>>49319735

>>49318604
She be a
>thats a man
poster on /biz/

>>49319512
based investments anon

>>49318474
Work and just continue to DCA into Chainlink and ICP. The longer crypto stays cheap the bigger I’ll make it when it inevitably moons

>>49319706
Truth

>>49318557
Just saying "it's satire!" doesn't make it satire. That entire video was a giant flex to other women

>>49319807
kek

>>49319706
>its women satire, which is really her just saying what she thinks and gloating to her poor bitch friends whilst they all support her and stab her in the back when they can
I want to say this post is too cynical, but I can't really disagree with the substance of this observation.

>>49318557
>we met in college
Where she went for her MRS degree. Seems pretty obvious that she followed her "satirical" playbook to a t, don't you think? It's not even that it's necessarily invalid, but why not call it what it is?

>>49318474
So 100% of women should compete for the top 10% richest men?

>>49318474
I don't have a plan B.

I'm all in Chainlink and Bitcoin if crypto never moons again I'm fucked

>>49319988
I'm a poorfag and I unironically wish that would happen
Seeing roasties seethe is the highlight of my day

>>49318474
Why be wealthy and marry a titless horse?

>>49319981
It's not satire at all. She probably got some nasty comments and DMs calling her vapid or materialistic so just screeched "It's satire!" as a defense. There's nothing satirical about it at all.

>>49319816
Yup I hear over 81% of Spool token circulating supply is staked, the growth potential is going to be massive.

>>49318474
Options trading. And maybe some stock in $ROPE

>>49318557
It's not satire. More like an excuse for the joke. And chill zincel.

>>49318474
make goho porn featuring BGC

>>49318474
Fake guru.

>>49318557
>Some people didn’t understand that this is satire

>>49318474
going to start [redacted] all [redacted] agents with [redacted] until they’re all [redacted]

>>49318474
>wasting money on a rancid empty-egged mayo whore
if you gonna waste money on thots at least have some class

>>49320945
Are these all the same girl? I can never tell with asians.

>>49321098
yes, it's Tzuyu! (｡‿｡)

>>49320945

>>49321098
Dude, go back to your containment board, pol, and don't bring your racism here. Asian hate is no joke. Even BTS was at the white house trying to bring awareness about all the discrimination asians have to put up with

>>49318498

They're literally just men with tiny cocks

>>49318511
>t.

>>49320898
this anon has a bgc

>>49318474
Imagine wanting ANYTHING from that webm...

>>49318752
Banging hookers isn’t something to be proud of anon….

I won't lie, I'd only marry a woman for her money too. Anything less than six figures would be a hard-pass. Doesn't even need to be 1%, they could just be run-of-the-mill middle class women, but they need to be somewhat successful in their career and earning somewhere in the ballpark of what I make.
No free rides.