/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49288548
>Working more than 40 hours per week for factory workers

holy shit this guy is Jef Bezos 2.0

>>49288548
fake and gay

>>49288609
Uh oh wagie
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531867103854317568

Wtf Elonbros I thought he was different

>>49288548
I have to be in person anyway

>>49288548
>executive at tesla
>wagie

LOL

What do we think now, fellow /pol/cels? Should we be against remote work now that Elon is against it?

And then, for no absolutely no reason at all, the Russian revolution happened

So glad i never worked for this asshole and have an exclusively WFH job. I'll never work in an office again. I WILL be comfy with my kitten in my lap and I WILL blare loud ass music from audiophile monitors while I work

>>49288681
i think most /pol/tards are already against it

people that work at tesla also get lung damage lmao

Every engineer I know laughs at Tesla and calls it a terrible place to work. Microsoft gave permanent WFH to a lot of people and they haven’t slowed down at all

>minimum 40hrs
They work more than 40hrs in an office job? What???

>>49288995
Elon's modus operandi is to find starry eyed engineers who believe in the "mission" and will work themselves to death. I get it for SpaceX, but not for a car company.

>>49288995
Microsoft is so slow and inefficient i doubt they notice anything anymore

>>49288995
it's not bad

>>49288681
Pretty sure he means the email is fake

>>49289094
He openly agaibst wfh and said it several times

>>49288681
Why do you redditors have such a hard time understanding the concept that /pol/ is not one person, and that a place existing able to hold opinions you don't like is important?

>>49288995
Windows still locks up whenever I try to use the right-click menus in file explorer

>>49288548
This cuck actually thinks he works 16 hours a day because he's so autistic he's thinking about random garbage that benefits no one while eating lunch meanwhile thinks his factory workers should work 60 hour weeks for 20/hr

>>49288995
Microsoft employees call it "rest and vest" because they do less than 5 hours of work a week.

>>49289025
executives are salaried workers. if the executive board ISNT a corrupt oligopoly where the CEO gives his cokehead cousins meaningless titles, then that means elon owns the salaried execs 24/7 and can tell them to put in 80 hours without overtime whenever he fucking wants

>>49288548
Why do CEOs get away with having poor grammar? Or is it just celebrity CEOs? I'd be fired for this level of incompetence, and I don't even have a job.

I'm not surprised in the least, he's the type that lives to work (or at least acts that way) and expects that out of his wagecucks too.

>>49289143
potato SSD or are you booting off an HDD?

this is for executives only

I mean Tesla is full of engineers who work in teams and make physical products. I get Jeff from accounting doesn't need to be in the office all the time but at company like Tesla you need to be there

>>49288548
>CEO is actually directly mailing staff about working in the office
Kek, fucking micromanager piece of shit

Elong Musk is fucking losing it. This Twitter thing was a bad idea for his mental health

>>49288681
Ladies and gentlemen, he got us.

>>49289094
ohhh Lol

>>49288995

I don't mean to offend you, but you are a retard of the highest order.

There is a difference between a business manufacturing software and a business that manufactures a physical product in a physical location.

It's Elon's money and he's paying a good wage for people to do a job onsite. If they don't want to do it they can piss off somewhere else.
I am not an Elon fan and TSLA is horrifically over valued and overhyped, but I agree with him here.

Lmao I’m never going back, seethe extroverts

>>49288548

Damn Elon sounds like a typical corporate boss who treats people like robot slaves he sounds awful to work for

Hes not wrong. Wfh is bare minimum, everyone knows it. Working for Tesla sounds awful desu, but my Tesla bags won't poomp themselves, niggers.

WFH works for 99% of companies and office work
It doesn’t work for those that want to be exceptional and take the #1 spot of all companies, I.e. Apple. That’s really about it. Even the rest of FAANG don’t apply here.
I really wouldn’t put Tesla up there, but he clearly wants to. Mind you, the salary has to be indicative of this, around 2-4x above market to satisfy this.

>>49289874
Another brainlet.
Tesla is a manufacturing company, they have a factory where they make things.
It's not unreasonable to think that a manufacturing facility should be staffed by the people responsible for manufacturing.

>>49289136
Midwit IQ can't comprehend nothing besides herd mentality.

>>49289903
Tesla is a tech company you fucknut
Half of their engineering workforce is responsible for their car OS and AI. What are they going to stare at? How its loaded in the car computer?
Choke on my sperm faggot

>>49289094
Where do you get that from?
Is he not implying that people who work from home are spending most of their time pretending to work?

Executives should be at the gemba.

>>49289903
Look at how insightful this midwit is.
Did it ever occur to you, that there are software developers working for these "manufacturing" companies? Because, you know, most of modern cars have computers and software which controls most of the features, including safety? And that this software can be developed from your computer at home just as well, as when it is written from the corporate office?
Elon is a king midwit really: comes up with a retarded non-solution to traffic - his s o y tunnels, but then want to create more traffic (i.e. more of the problem) by prohibiting WFH for the work which can be done from home.
Come to think of it, maybe he's just a gigabrain psychopath: creates a problem, which can be avoided - finds an expensive and fundamentally broken "solution", probably to suck out govt gibs for it.
Him and his fanboys are fucking faggots

>>49288548
based fuck work from home niggers
also buy monero

>>49288714
The communist coup was fomented by jews and ended up genociding the indigenous workers (because of jewish backward and hateful beliefs).

>>49290011
cope midwit. you are still poor and alone.

I'm "working" from home right now.

>>49290044
what does this double-digit iq response has to do with my post even, lmao?
Elon truly has the most retarded "i freakin love s-oyence"-type fanboys

>>49290093
cope midwit. you are still poor and alone.

>>49288681
Yes, whatever daddy elon says

>>49288681
Lol at the reply. Based and elon-pilled.

I was a manager and hated WFH during the pandemic. Hated hated it. Did nothing except a few meetings a day, life got so fucking boring.

>>49289903
>he thinks factory workers are the ones asking for wfh

>>49290175
That's unironically how most of the corporate drones, especially in "management" think. Literal no-lifers, obsessed with their inane, useless meetings, calls, discussions, as a way to combat their loneliness and satisfy normie instinct for communication/validation with/by peers.
I hope us WFH Chads will wage a Jihad against these NPCs soon enough, before everyone is forced into a serfdom.
>Verification not required

>>49290175
Good. Middle management should know how worthless they are. Either do some real work or fuck off. Shoulder cruising is a pathetic way to appear useful.

>>49289167
We have no deadlines so there's no reason to do anything

>>49290341
No little wagie. Let me explain this to you:
Where do you think your tasks come from? Which bugs require fixing? What product enhancements should be done? What new products should be build? What is it that clients wants - does it even make sense? Can it be built in the architecture? Can you extend system to incorporate data from 3rd party vendor XYZ? Who pays for that?

We can't all just live in a comfy WFH position and sit in a bath tub while waiting for a JIRA-ticket to be assigned to us.

>>49288714
All communists bootlickers deserve death.

>>49290016
blue collar faggot retard

>>49290393
Uhm, little wagie, you can't communicate your useless faggy issues/questions via messaging platforms?
Plus not a single wagie "manager" in existence ever was coming up with "what new products should be build", or solving any architectural questions, don't make me laugh.

>>49290450
>Uhm, little wagie, you can't communicate your useless faggy issues/questions via messaging platforms?
I see you still believe company innovations happen in JIRA-boards. Good luck staying a wagie forever.

>>49290433
damn sucks bro, guess you can't jack off all day anymore

>>49289191
>potato SSD or are you booting off an HDD?
Shitty OS made by pooskins

>>49290473
I see that you're a dumb corporate monkey, which has never launched any products/did market research on your own, and only propagated inefficient corporate "communication". Good luck staying a bottom-feeder forever, wagie.

>>49290450
This, desu. I have taught of more ways to make my work place more efficient but desu..it isn't worth the effort to explain it to the managers that are just there just cause.

>>49288995
>Microsoft
You mean the same Microsoft that has fucked up every patch Tuesday for the last 2 years because they have incompetent cunts working there?

>>49290589
that's entirely due to msft being pajeettech

>>49290473
Everyone ignore this retard he’s a dogshit manager and probably a boomer.
I’m also a manager and I align with C-level execs during semi-weekly meetings and cascade tasks down to the line wagies during our 3x/week standup meetings. Everything done on TEAMs and productivity is actually better now because no one is commuting 1+ hour back and fourth to the office.

>>49288714
>we pay you 20-30$/h to show up to our office and work
f-f-f-fuck capitalism

>>49290642
>20-30$/h
You couldn't get me to put on pants for that much.

>>49290450
>Plus not a single wagie "manager" in existence ever was coming up with "what new products should be build", or solving any architectural questions
Exactly - if you work are a corporate manager NPC like >>49290640 you don't, instead you just
> cascade tasks down to the line wagies during our 3x/week standup meetings
Except I wasn't at a corporate slave, but C-level manager (if you insist on corporate terminology) for a startup that got sold at a valuation of a couple of hundred millions last year.

Now a comfy 8-figure NEET. But you WFH-wagies just keep living your life off JIRA-boards and Zoom-meetings.

>>49288714
It happened because russia was populated by russians. A horde of violent, poor and petty mongoloids, the only ones in Europe dumb enough to fall for communism, and murder the last remaining decent people in that shithole for opposing it.

>>49290706
you probably would put on a pair of panties for half that amount

>>49290725
And what are we discussing here?
Tesla, a soulless corporate job and most definitely not a start up.
If you’re an extremely agile and small start-up level company I might be able to buy the “legitimate need” to go to office every day but if you’re working at Tesla and forcing your line wagies to go into the office you’re a piece of shit whose probably only doing it because you “miss them” and mistakenly believe them to be your friends in your autism riddled mind.

>>49290725
>starts his larp with how he was bored during wfh
>talks shit about anons, who WFH with 10 hr work week tops, who have luxury to work on their projects in their spare time, or be a basically neet, doing minimal effort for the corporate, while shitposting
>completes his larp with "muh 8 figs" giga start up, muh neet lifestyle
You're a dumb bottom-feeder, company drone, and will always only fantasize about your "company innovations" you hope (and cope) to be credited with

>>49289951
>spending most of their time pretending to work?
Just like in the office, when your job is done? Kek

>>49288548
>Thanks,
>Elon
kek

>>49288548
>acceptble

>>49289150
this. if i had early millions in funding from my dad's emerald mines I would work 20hrs/day on my projects/businesses i started (in elon's case bought preexisting) up too. it's easy to put in those hours if you have inherent interest in what you're working on - especially if you're just throwing out the ideas and delegating the labor, legal, and financial duties of it all
i'd like to have elon come work in my factory 50+ hours a week on stuff he doesn't particularly care about because he just needs the paycheck, while i pay him a wage which 3/4s goes to rent per month, so he's left with 1/4 of his money to spend and only 2 days a week of his own life to live

>>49290820
No reason for me to boast except I had to correct you constantly assuming me to be a corporate wagie like you.

>>49288548
Extremely based,
CHOP
CHOP
WAGIE

>>49288548
Normies are going to hate this, how the fuck is Elon going to pump my Doge bags if he's always acting like an unlikeable retard

>>49290033
No it was formed by the Cossacks who were like mercenaries and also Slavs and Jews helped them overthrow the monarchy who basically starved peasants letting them live in rags and sit through blizzards. Kinda like what the Americans did when they left Europe because muh oppression. Yeah that’s right Americans are colonial COPE that couldn’t make it in Europe.

>>49288548
I like how neets are simping for execs now.

>>49290979
Cry harder leftist idiot

>>49291296
Better than simping for the government and federal reserve like leftists do

>>49291354
Nobody cares about american "leftists". The only proper leftists are tankies.

TSLA going to sub100. Bill Gates will buy it for 40/sh and fire Elon

>>49288548
>40 hours

>>49290011
IT cucks should be forced to work on site because their role is to be subservient to real men
the wagie claps for his $300k/y salary while he creates $30M of value for his boss who gets to spend the day shitposting
wfh is bad because it lets wagecucks work less and have more free time

>>49288681
Nice bait. /biz/ is not An Elon board

>>49289981
Based an Toyota Pilled

>>49290011
>Did it ever occur to you, that there are software developers working for these "manufacturing" companies?

no i really doubt it. software engineers are retarded low IQ niggers that have no purpose in a real business. my guess is that tesla employs engineers who happen to know how to code.

>>49289933

The positioning of the sensors, the discussions with the engineers about the hardware to be used, you dim witted vinegar stroke.

>>49290011
How terrible, someone who builds physical products expects that his staff should be working where the physical products are produced.
I take into account that you likely have no knowledge of how the world works and leaving the house would be a serious undertaking involving disinfectant and a crane, but try not to project.

>>49290189
Everyone who works in manufacturing is a "factory worker" you thick skulled knuckle dragging excuse for a primate with down sydrome.

For the record I work in manufacturing and the idea that WFH staff is as helpful as being able to walk the factory floor and properly understand problems is exactly why so many of you are destined to be underpaid forever alone introverted wastes of space.

>>49288638
based elon calling remote wagies thinking they can hide from their boss forever out