/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49284438
*murders your bull market*

Buy oil

https://youtu.be/2pmEyVFhIpA
Anyone want a smore?

>>49284466
dios mio. los digitos

Fuck fags

im ded :(
yw bulls

>>49284466
MONK'D

>>49284496
good, now apologize

>>49284496
wait a minute, you're not an investor...

Futures are supposed to be BLOODY what the fuck. Don’t people know QT starts tomorrow

....not good

>>49284496
HOE ASS NIGGAZ B BUYIN PUTS
REAL NIGGAZ B SELLIN DA PUTS YA FEEL ME

uh, bros?

The blue balling is fucking unbearable.

>>49284519
Maybe the market is pricing in the fact that QT will be as impactful as the rape hikes.

>>49284509
Boop!
https://youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ

>>49284469
Oil bullrun is over. EU sanctions marked the top. No bullish news left, just disappointment as producers surprise everyone and magically pull 2mm bpd supply out their ass, cucking their own profits.

>>49284546
The commodities super cycle thesis marches on

>>49284536
I'm going to buy puts on UONE when it hits $18, and there's nothing those big lips can do to stop me. It'll drop faster than yo hommie big slime, ya feel?

Are midstream companies investable? Are they worth the tax headache?

>a stock discovers the cure for cancer
>gaps open the next day 1000%
>algos will drop the stock 999% just to fill the gap

I fucken hate what investing has become since they got in control.

I’m all cash, how long do I have to wait for the Dow to dip below 23k again

futures don't mean anything unless they're green

>>49284591
how does forever sound

BAC did me well today, glad i held over the weekend. INTC is fucking with me again. calls are up, but have pulled back slightly, we'll see what happens tomorrow. hopefully this week i can dump some of my holdings and concentrate on oil. fell for the "diversify" meme when i don't even have a 6 figure portfolio

>>49284519

QT was communicated well in advance, which is why the Nasdaq got nuked down 25% already. It can still go lower, but it's priced in at this point.

>>49284466
Based little gay nigglet

>>49284610
Diversifying is still a meme even after getting 6 figures

>>49284536
Sounds like WeBull comments.

Coal.

>>49284574
>Not buying calls to catch the rip up and then using the profits to buy puts to catch the rip down

>>49284546
What ticker do I buy for this?

>>49284675
Kek, that's detroit isn't it

>he thinks the incoming rate hike is priced in

>>49284649
well, i'm not going to hit anything above 100k in this lifetime, so thats why i set the bar low

>>49284649
Indexfags always win. What are you talking about?

Short cruise lines, long SIGA.

>>49284708
Why do you think we've been pumping?

>>49284692

>>49284742
>0.5%
>pumping

>>49284675
gem

>>49284742
Exit pump

>>49284693
I had calls from 8->11.50 sold them for some nice profit, had intended to buy back in end of last week but got heemed on my puts against Dick's and Urban outfitters despite both missing earnings, so now I have to wait for my BYND and GME puts to print so I can swap that in for UONE calls.

yo im pretty drunk and i shorted SHOP yesterday and i have some thoughts on SHOP

uranium

>>49284466
Poor guy
Thank God smallpox was eradicated

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

SHOP. Lol. Convertible bonds are super underwater. Stock price way below strike price of convertible bonds.
Meaning SHOP is on the hook for constantly paying off that bond debt since the bond holders aren't going to convert the bond and close it out.

And very heavy insider selling since 2021.

SHOP. The Skeletons. And Hidden Tigers. Are Going To Fuck Each Other.

>>49284729
I don't consider an index really diversifying as it is putting your money in a singular product, even if that product is a basket of holdings.

So is that it? No bear market?

>got burned on my CVNA short in 2020 because it is literally a shell company for organized crime
>now down 90+% from ATH
So how exactly do you time a short if smoothbrain HFs keep aping into absolute garbage?

Is this the only stable coin in the world?

>>49284935
Is there a limit to how many a customer can buy?

>>49284935
4 of the top 7 shitcoins are stablecoins
"Worthless disgusting fiat" is STILL king even with lolbertarians.

Bears seem extremely uneducated

>>49284563
>hurr durr "oil hit it's top"
never gets old

>>49284952

>>49284563
>t. anon from march, april, and may

>>49284952
no, i've been buying a ton and selling them on ebay

>blonde white guy is suggested to go into an alleyway to buy "coca cola"
>ends up hanging and having fun with the drug dealers who buy him a beer
what are the stocks someone at this risk level would buy?

>>49284898
I see. If you mean holding gold and wheat in your long term portfolio, then yeah I agree. That’s pretty retarded.

>>49284993
Based! Revving up my truck, going to make a killing! I'm out of here, chuds, I'm gonna make it!

>>49284924
sheboon at my work just bought a car off this and loved it.
To answer your question, I have no clue

>>49285004
flip a coin and buy tqqq or sqqq calls on friday expiring friday

So this is an actual reversal right? I see no reason why we’d continue to fall much further.

>>49284967
D-do you know where you are a-at?
https://youtu.be/fsW1z9QThsA

>>49284924
Beta is hard to time I guess. I'm a literal ThinkOrSwim TD Ameritrade peasant and in 2021 summer I actually managed to locate shares of CVNA to short but fucking got burned.

But my CVNA puts I bought in 2021 paid off by like 350%, took profits on a small position. CVNA is a DEFINITE contender for fantastic short still, its headed for still getting -50% in market cap in coming months if this beta keeps up.


The Garcia family will have to keep issuing equity to facilitate their debt tranches and that will dilute shareholders down way more. Those shitcore D grade tranches need to be serviced by the Garcia shysters.

>>49285038
you listen to some absolute garbage anon

>>49284967
no real difference between them and the folks buying lottery tickets. dregs of society hoping to make it on luck instead of ability. a disgusting bunch of undesirables.

https://voca.ro/1k2phE2B2EMf

convertible bonds

>>49284866
Have you seen APPS? lol. Couldn't even file on time. Cucked by apple. Advertising is dead.

/leanhogs/ bros?! This can't be happening! We're in charge here!!!

At least those cock sucking orange juice faggots are going down with us...

>>49284788
>Fed signals 2 more 50 bp hikes
>then pause
>market had priced in 7 or more
>market pumps
Where were you last week?

>>49285154
i made a lot of money on APPS in late 2021, its a shitco. damn. they were definitely cooking their books on FCF numbers. if they couldnt file on time they are hiding a lot

>>49285157
Mogged by Coffee again, not like this...

>>49285144
yes thank you sir very many rupees will find you thank you for defining what a lender is lmao

>>49285157
orange juice bros.....

Why did MO peak in 2018?

>>49284980
You checked the chart recently?
Oil is lower than the post-invasion peak.. and they just started ramping the SPR releases too. 100% odds they continue those releases through to 2023 if prices stay $100+. They'll drain it all.

Friendly reminder that the accelerated increase of Social-Emotional Learning (SEL) and tranny grooming in the Western public education system is largely being funded by Mackenzie Scott (Bezo's ex), the Gates Foundation, the Rockefeller Foundation and the WEF. The children produced from this program will be full-tilt Khmer Rouge style Marxists who will will bring about a new dark age to purify the Earth of useless eaters.

If you don't make it in the next few years and execute on an escape plan (i.e.buying citizenship in a small country or territory that will serve as enclaves for the wealthy and powerful), it will definitely be over for you. The WEF has even put together a helpful guide for those worthy of making it. All you need is the capital. You want the countries that offer actual citizenship and not merely residency. Soon, the rest of the planet will be turned into one giant gulag of hellish proportions.

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/07/countries-selling-citizenship/

You're welcome. And good luck.

>>49285190
i define what convert bonds are faggot. red flagger redder than devils dick

>>49285157
Die lumber! Die!

>>49285087
That's amazingly pure copium considering bullfags got...what? 10% run and declared the bear market over? Kek.

>>49285157
Cocoa butter in ya face

>>49284550
> That webm
Holy fucking based. Unironically one of my all time favorite movies.

>>49284935
>That tumor in the graph at 2008 where it spiked then reverted to the mean
>We're currently at a spike that's several times larger
Uhhh, bros?

>>49285200
>post invasion peak
that was a blowoff top followed by fake and gay consolidation
>they'll drain the spr
there are statutes governing this. I'll admit I wasn't able to figure out the exact parameters of them but there are limits

biden already announced the amount they've been releasing through november. They would have to announce a new addition to the releases

>>49285248
I believe I saw an article somewhere where they say they will start negotiating buying far dated futures to replace the reserves this fall.

>>49285071
More your speed, gramps?
https://youtu.be/WM7-PYtXtJM

>>49285230
Hey! Who told you to notice things? Quit noticing things! Inflation isn't a problem, its transitory, no wait maybe its here to stay but it's putin's fault!

>futures

>>49284742

>>49285194
Probably regulations on menthols and general freedoms to do what you want, i.e. smoke a fag.

>>49285323
Well that really should be a smirking bobo bouncing, because it's a bear market rally. The dead cat bounce will come later.

>>49285319
lmao

>>49285319
how do I profit?

>>49285319
Damn, chinks are absolutely watering at the mouth

>>49285319
Is it cheaper than beef though?

>>49285319
sometimes pictures like this freak me out then i remember that my hindu grandma from india cried when she learned about steaks
there's a country of a billion + people who view cow slaughter for meat in the same light as dog slaughter lol

>>49285023
alright next one
>white man
>rural uganda
>meets black girl to go to a village
>its full of cannibals
what does he buy?

>>49285172
The beautiful thing is all of these companies could've diluted massively last year and secured their valuations. A 20% dilution before an 80% decline could fund a buyout of the whole company at today's prices. Instead they got cocky and hardly raised capital, if at all. Convertible bonds are another example of that type of arrogant thinking. Now they're all trapped.

Meanwhile SBC for tech is out of this world pretty much across the board, and its all getting re-indexed to new the lower prices. There's just no upside unless the fed capitulates and feeds some Weimar level inflationary spiral.

>>49285168
>where were last week
took a vacation to neverland

>>49285342
I always think of it as a semantics thing. Dead cat bounce, sucker's rally, bear market rally, relief rally etc

>>49285319
>grinding the dog meat instead of eating it in steak form

>>49285376
Nestle

>>49285367
fuckin hilarious mate
at least you know the white girl fucked those dogs before they became steaks

>>49285319
He shouldn't have cheated on her.

>>49285376
biotech, gun manufacturer

>>49285280
https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU

>>49284553
>>49284536
>>49284613
>>49284907
>>49284967
>>49285033
>>49285168
>ITS PRICED IN
>ITS THE BOTTOM
>CATCH THE KNIFE
>BEAR MARKET AVERTED
>FEDS GONNA PUMP OUR BAGS
Watch and Learn. Meltdown chuds, we always win.

>>49285367
Realistically speaking, the weird thing is how we regard some animals as not-to-be-eaten. Beside whatever tastes bad, this just shouldn't be a thing to humans.

>>49284692
Onea these https://etfdb.com/etfs/commodity/broad-diversified/#etfs&sort_name=ytd_percent_return&sort_order=desc&page=1 if you're super lazy

>>49285367
I eat meat, but I honestly wouldn’t care if factory farming ended tomorrow. It’s hellish and disgusting. Ending fast food would save a lot more lives than those fake masks and vaccines they tried to force on everyone. It would also lower pollution by magnitudes. But (((they))) know this would hurt their bottom line so we look elsewhere to “fix the problem”.

>futures sinking
See you at opening,mumu

>>49285444
100% agreed.

It's been a while since I talked about it but in drink tonight and my inhibitions are gone. I've been telling you niggers to buy AGCO for so long that it's physically painful to do so. They just blew out earnings last month, raised guidance for the current year, and are paying a special dividend this year(due to blow out earnings all last year) of over $5/share this year....
I deeply regret that I didn't urge you niggers to buy more when it dropped to $112 recently.... Agriculture bros (to include /leanhogs/ are going to continue to make it.

>>49285430

>>49285430
note the areas circled in blu

>>49285319
this is fake, right? i have autism and can't tell

I don’t think I want to be a Bo-bro anymore

>>49285394
I would fuck her (both versions) mouth so hard her lips would smoke

>>49285204
Good.

>>49285477
10% LFG

>>49285477
Your intelligence is showing. Whats the point anon?

>>49285248
>there are statutes governing this.
as if that matters when dems are in charge. Statutes can be changed, or simply ignored due to the racist intent.
>They would have to announce a new addition to the releases
That's what I'm saying will happen. They'll drain it all. Everything. Until those caverns are empty.
By the time they're done, new supply will be available.

None of this is inherently bearish for oil producers by the way, but it's not bullish either. They're probably fairly valued now. Regardless, the oil price will not sustainably go higher.

>>49285430
correlation does not equal causation

>>49285424
>>49285412
Up the stakes a little bit
he gets drunk in the cannibal village

So why not just dollar cost average into a combination of TQQQ, UPRO, and SOXL?

>>49285511
did you look at the areas circled in blue????

>>49285430
I'm talking about a bear market pump... within a bear market leading up to a crash. Not le bull run.

>>49285511
checked. The circled parts are temp pullbacks preceding the next pump. He's saying we still have a long way to go before the peak

>>49285388
>The beautiful thing is all of these companies could've diluted massively last year and secured their valuations.
Lol they can't just dilute that quickly, their C-suite has fiduciary obligations to shareholders to make sure that they don't just sap out cash from shareholders and fuck them.

Or else passive indexing wouldn't be a thing and Blackrock, State Street, etc wouldn't be swallowing shares of every company in existence. You're describing a fiduciary violation.
Convert bonds are indeed pretty much the embodiment of greed/stupidy from shitcos. They could've raised capital via standard debt but they were too poorly rated in eyes of creditors to not have to collateralize shares. Lol.

Convert bonds = SUPER RED FLAG.

>Manwhile SBC for tech is out of this world pretty much across the board, and its all getting re-indexed to new the lower prices.

AMZN is having problem retaining talent due to its floundering stock price. Equity is a major tool for attracting and retaining employees.

In AMZN’s case, a 4-year vesting schedule generally follows 5-15-40-40, where
> 5% of awarded equity vests after year 1,
>15% of awarded equity vests after year 2,
> 40% of awarded equity vests after year 3 and 4, respectively.
This contrasts with other companies, whose equity packages vest equally, 25% each year after years 1-4.
As a result, employees stayed past 3 years to unlock equity in the backloaded vesting schedule. It’s a long time in tech, but the stock was mooning. You’d be leaving a lot on the table making an early exit. Recruiters are acutely aware of this and advertise it when selling their company.

My prediction is that we may see a larger dilutive effect in SBC from growth / recent IPOs as they take steps to recalibrate their equity packages in order to attract and to retain new and current employees, respectively.

MUMU'S

LISTEN UP

tomorrow, it is the last day for you to show your STUPID FUCKING FACE AROUND HERE, got it? the news tomorrow will fuck you IN THE ASS. bitch ass.

>>49285534
Of all the millionaire accounts I've seen on /smg/ through the years, all but one have been a combination of DCAing on SOXL and other leveraged ETFs. The other one was CLF tranny so that doesn't even count

>>49285469
How're they going to profit if farmers have already spent all their fucking money on fertilizer and are leaving half their fields fallow?

>>49285519
Yeah its only correlated every fucking time, youre the same kind of nigger that says the slippery slope is a "fallacy".

>>49285569
>green id

>>49285569
Bobo please you got one barely red day and you think you're in control again, its all priced in!

>>49285584
Second. Well, I actually made it through SPY puts, GBTC, and SPXL, but same deal. Gotta risk big to win big.

>>49285569
It's priced in.

>>49285430
>>49285477
>>49285511
>>49285542
>>49285547
New paradigm!

>>49285613

>>49285204
thanks

>>49285608
have you ever read enders game? when the kid is in space army camp and his sister starts a blog that takes over the entire world? yea well i'm starting a blog tomorro. It isn't priced in

>>49285613
It is fascinating that you almost time exactly when Boomers decided to fuck up everything

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>>49285488
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
Feminine penis.

>>49285542
>>49285547
Look at the scale on the left side of the graph for the S&P, it doesnt go up linearly. The shit has already mooned as high as it can go, margin is already declining more aggressively than those runs ups to Dotcom and 2008. The drop you see in margin debt is pretty much aligned with the peaks in both those crashes percentage wise. Only difference is it has so much further to fall.

Actually this is just 1 out of 3 uh retirement accounts I got.. Let's just say life's been good to me and well I had some green to blow. I mean yeah I could've shat the whole load on dumb shit or whatnot but well I already got all I need/want already..

>>49285625
I imagine that if that happened in the real world, the blog would have 4 comments spaced 6 months apart, 3 of which are spam links to pajeet scams and the 4th a pure schizo shitpost

>>49285648
did trump get a facelift?

>>49285665
what
did you see the areas that i circled in blue tho?

>>49285550
>Lol they can't just dilute that quickly, their C-suite has fiduciary obligations to shareholders to make sure that they don't just sap out cash from shareholders and fuck them.
Hard to complain about a company raising capital at all time highs, at the same time that private companies are all racing out the door to dump their shit via SPACs/IPOs as soon as possible. You're right though, holding cash doesn't really fit the American culture.
Meanwhile over in Japan companies are regularly sitting on 25-50% of their market cap in cash for absolutely no reason.

>>49285683
what boards were you on before /biz/

>>49285738
He was on the board of directors for Berkshire Hathaway.

>>49285319
Am I the only that thinks this isn't a big deal. A farmer raises animals to be slaughtered all the time. They are pretty much like pets with good lives until they get turned into meat.

>>49285724
There's a middle ground to what we're talking about I suppose. You can be a responsible fiduciary to shareholders while also raising substantial amounts of cash.

But in this world we have the Japanese, who refuse to employ their capital under any circumstances, or you have Amerishartburger companies who swipe their claws at any cash to do share buybacks or some of sort of acquisition for goodwill writeoffs/whatever.

Futures are so fucking dead in the middle of the night before London hours. Can't Xi shitpost about Taiwan or something to get some action going?

>>49285759

>>49285738
https://youtu.be/XAs3j1MIDpU
<3

>>49285724
>Meanwhile over in Japan companies are regularly sitting on 25-50% of their market cap in cash for absolutely no reason.
Japan has actually been fighting deflation for decades now, in part because of the Bank of Japan.
Holding cash there gives better returns than (Japanese) bonds and because Japanese pension funds basically kill you in ritualistic murder if you ever have to raise capital by issuing new shares.

>>49284613
Rate increases were priced in and we still saw 7 straight red weeks. Priced in doesn't mean shit when it comes to the whole market. Individual positions and ETFs sure those can be priced in but the whole market can't be priced in.

>>49285613
Based and /Dow30000pilled/

>>49285809
the Dow is 33000 right now

>>49285779
lmao i know just the skank ass thot to send that meme to thanks anon i'll be thinking of you while she sucks it

>>49285833
It's a reference.

>>49285800
my girlfriend in college would play 'OAR - crazy game of poker' often. she cheated on me and i hate her and that song now.

>>49285856
fair enough
>>49285838
based

>>49285778
Share buybacks are the single greatest way companies can generate value to shareholders by reducing the float making their shares more valuable. Then when the company wants to expand, it can simply sell those shares back.

>>49285144
>The Notes will be senior, unsecured obligations of Shopify, and interest will be payable semi-annually in cash at a rate of 0.125% per annum
That doesn't seem that bad.

>>49285608
you know what's not priced in? the uvalda police not cooperating leading to full blown civil war

>>49285866
https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0
Checked. You are better without that sloot. Plus, thats the normiest of OAR songs, bitch had no standards.

>>49285804
they have breeding visas
some jews gonna slip over there and create the new half aryan half nipponese half juden class that will teach them to pump and dump.

>>49285977
That was already in media articles and speculated on, any information widely available is fully priced in. The efficient market hypothesis isn't even a theory it's simply true, only delusional bears deny it.

>>49285869
kek. Read the reviews https://www.amazon.com/Dow-2008-Different-This-Time/dp/1893958701/#customerReviews

>>49285993
lol lmao even not even close. this is a very first of its kind and no one saw it coming.

>>49285986
thanks fren. always had a hangerin for this one by mmbt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPB3jROgco

>try to link smg articles about Mankeypox so they understand this shit will be big
>can't post any because the link has the word in it and that word is censored
>all because of a failed shitcoin

No but seriously guys, it isn't a meme.

>>49286009
>bear that wants the market to crash
Facts don't care about your feelings bobo, the rate hikes are priced in at 2.5% right now, QT is priced in, the civil war is priced in.

>>49286020
Monkeyaids is a novel virus that is spreading in an immuno-compromised population. Lockdowns won't happen. Die offs were assured anyways.

>>49285430
For 10+ years I've had to listen to bears say "past performance is not indicative of future results," but now that we're in a bear market, you won't shut up about every asinine similarity to previous bear markets. What gives? Why don't you follow your own advice now?

>>49286020
You can split the link and only dirty phoneposters will be inconvenienced.

Also isn't it only a week or two delay for infections? If it'll die out, I'd say we can still expect numbers to keep climbing for at least a few more days.

>>49286055
They don't have any logical consistency, us bullchads admit that all information is priced in. Bobos are a different breed, to them only bullish news is priced in but somehow the QT and rate hikes are not.

>>49286026
the market disagrees with you
whatever big event is coming, isn't priced in

>>49286055
bears dont follow their own advice, they just latch onto whatever doomer permabear that makes them feel like they're getting revenge on the world for them being incels. nothing here is organic; we're are surrounded by parrots.

>>49286020
>Disease that only effects gays and blacks
>Red states won't lock down
>Brandon can't force a nationwide lockdown because the supreme court will cuck him
>Even blue states will resist locking down again because their economies are in shambles.
It could kill more people than 'rona and it STILL wouldn't be relevant.

>>49286016
Chest to the sun, fren.
https://youtu.be/CMX2lPum_pg

>>49285481
Kek it says #satire friend

>>49286094
It is priced in though, the market is completely efficient both short and long term. Only schizos deny this.

>>49285787
I love how its a guy on a computer doing meme magic

>>49285866
Bro get over it. I never understood how people give their ex's so much power that the shit they enjoyed triggers them. I still enjoy bands and songs my ex's liked and they never enter my mind.

>>49286094
>that blue circle
Jesus that is really super
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

>>49286145

>>49286020
>>49286103
Monkeypoox isn't a big deal you stupid chicken little faggot.

Are you guys planning on seeing the new pinnocchio movie? Is this bullish for DIS?

>>49286145

hey bobo how are your puts doing?

>>49286117
lmaooo

>>49286164
>what are higher lows on the vix

>>49286212
>1 post by this id
Post calls

>>49286128
Anyone heard from Elon recently, or was that last months tea?
https://youtu.be/Mff4lJqjmw0

test

>>49286181
>nose grows longer the more he lies
I think I need to do some research this.

>>49286230
Just let me enjoy the few moments where the whole world doesn't talk about Elon

>>49286239
>>49286254
oh damn I did a nono

>>49285994
kek I just went down the rabbit hole on the reviews. I think I want to read the book now

>>49286263
... you wanted to touch the veil, anon.

>>49285993
>The efficient market hypothesis isn't even a theory it's simply true
Even Eugene Fama doesn't believe this and concedes markets have exploitable inefficiencies like commodity trends, momentum investing, profitability factor, etc.

ummm why are futures going back down

>>49286145
>Bro get over it. I never understood how people give their ex's so much power that the shit they enjoyed triggers them. I still enjoy bands and songs my ex's liked and they never enter my mind.

>>49286020
use a url shortener

>>49286145
dude wtf is she patting his peepee

>>49286327
Happens all the time to humans above 6 feet tall.

>>49286299
Why wouldn't they?

>>49286281
I don't have robinhood screenshots for you anon. I always call the sexy broker lady and she tells me my returns are really really good. I trust her completely. Who would have thought you could find someone this qualified in a strip club

>>49286299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zT4Y-QNdto#t=22s

>>49286299
i turned up the volume. pumping some jams real nice now.

>>49286340
let me guess, she's actually a thousand year old dragon. happens all the time

>>49285613
based gimpchad

SIGA doesn't really seem that bad even after the meme squeeze.
>11.74 P/E
>No debt
>Positive free cash flow
>$1.79M profit per employee
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/siga/statistics/
I don't have a position but I'll consider if it it's still down later.
You're welcome for pumping your bags if it goes up.

>>49286404
is this the coping phase?

>>49286171
>>49286145
Oh fuck I used the wrong image...

>>49285613
Green is my pepper

>>49286340
When you're over six feet tall women of all ages do this. They cannot resist. I'm sorry you've missed out.

>>49286404
I sold today at the top and made 4k

>>49286404
You're not wrong anon, but you did make one mistake.
>after the meme squeeze
Come back to me when Moneypox cases pass 20k.

>>49286347
https://youtu.be/7U_LhzgwJ4U
Was she working the bar or the pole?

>>49286145
what the fuck is this

>>49286468
The pole but she is really trustworthy, she even made a website that shows my account balance from time to time but she says I can not show it to anyone for security reasons

>>49286471
It's just a normal interaction between a man and his daughter. Kids are dumb sometimes, don't be a perv about it.

>>49286299
Futures tend to peak after Asia open and then fade all night recently.

>>49286459
does it count if i wear the shoes with 2" soles are is it a womens intuition thing

>>49286404
I said this a while back. It’s a solid little company. It’s not some obscure pharma company in clinical trials like most pump & dumps.

>>49286426
Having been the victim of many memes I now research memes carefully and sleep on them for a while before entering. I was impressed that it's not a 1000x P/S shitcoin or drowning in debt like most.

>>49286529
I don't think that works bro/home/nate/Pictures/manlet.png

>>49286181
Another Disney movie banned in my house. My kids are going to be upset.

Captcha: NNSSS

>>49284438
Got my tsla and spy puts ready for when GME swallows entire stock market

>>49286496
ugh... normal huh....

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>49286557
just 2 more weeks!
how do i buy calls on you being the only one who does any swallowing?

>>49286487
>ever trusting women
Anon......
https://youtu.be/Tm8LGxTLtQk

>>49286529
I’m over 6 ft in my work boots. The perspective change is incredible. Going back to 5’11” when I get home is depressing every day.

Who turned off the futures pump

>>49286571
You’ll probably want to diversify with your mom nigger

>>49286560
>>49286327
>>49286182
>>49286171
Stop being such perverts, the daughter was just being silly and had no idea sickos would make it such a big deal.

>>49286589
This thing probably

>>49286564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

>>49286599
you didn't watch his hand placement either did you anon, or just trolling...

STOP REDEAMING THE FUTURES

>>49286145

kek (((Goldman Sach))) releasing a report saying the lithium bullrun is over until 2024 and the spot price will fall by 75% made all the lithium speccies on asx dump more than 10%.
when (((they))) do it it's simply the market pricing in new information but when we do it it's market manipulation

Should I look into my employer's HSA?
Or HSA is only worth it for high earners?

>it's just like the dot com bubble bro

>>49286692
let me know when you're gonna release a report that tanks some global market by 10% bro. It's not insider trading it's a consultation. I look forward to you taking over the world with a blog

>>49286604
>AYO PIN-OH-CHEE-OH YOU BEEN TELLIN' LIES? DON'T GET SMART WITH ME NIGGA IMA BUS A CAP IN YO ASS IF YOU LYIN'. YOU FINNESE ME WITH A BARACK BUCK FO DA LAS TIME YA FEEL?
Every time I think DIS can't possibly have another sell signal left in them, they find a way to prove me wrong.

how long do I have to wait until we start getting the easy gains every week again? new president maybe?

>>49286715
Congrats on showing your sub-0 IQ.

>>49284486
AAAAAA LOS NÚMEROS DIABOLITOS

>>49286747
The chart accounts for the higher percentage of tech stocks currently in the S&P

>>49286772
The mantra is that it's like the dot com bubble, except on the entire market instead of just tech, inbred.

S&P more like poop and pee.

>>49286782
Thanks index funds.

>>49286747
Excuse me, we all are aboard this hell bound boat. Can you AT LEASSSST *finger snap* Play nice in the sandbox. Eiither THAT, or im gonna need anuza 100B bby.
https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKs

Hello,mumu? you there?

>>49286695
investors?

Hi /smg/, I went to the gym, and when I was on the treadmill at the end cooling down, a rabbit came by and hopped around in the bushes outside

It was pretty cute, so green day tomorrow confirmed

How can vix remaim this high for so long? Shouldnt some of the vix funds be diverging from the vix?

>>49286784
Based

>>49286782
That's been the same mantra from dipshit doomers like you since 2011.
>if I keep repeating the same thing every week for decades I'll eventually be right
kys dumbfuck

>>49286857
Stocks only go up

>>49286857
>get btfo
>spread butthurt juice all over the thread
I accept your surrender.

>>49286715
i also watch the compound. pretty reasonable dudes and expectations.

>>49286845
the vix has been manipulated down all year bub
volmageddon part 2 is going to burst through the door if (((their))) magic financial spells don't hold

>>49286145
Cursed thread.

hello?

>>49286885
hey

>>49286885
what the fuck do you want

>>49286836
I saw a little bunny jackrabbit at work today. Very hoppy and fast running bunny.

Every thread has been worse than the last today.

>>49286873

>>49286885
yes hello

>>49286836
I saw a beaver

>>49284438
I ran over a squirrel earlier this week anons :(

>>49286634
Wtf are you talking about his hands are around their shoulders.

>>49286885
Run.

>tsla
>invested for 48 days
>lost 25.94%
KEK

>>49286908
Better apply some buttcream before it gets infected

I saw a cormorant fly over my house.

>>49286905
very nice
i have about a half dozen rabbits living around my yard
i almost got one with the truck today
they are fucking tasty

>>49286907
is that true?
having a job makes me unable to track thread quality

insiders be buyin

>>49286907
It's always been like that.

>>49286918
ugh, that quick finger motion around her nipple is a shoulder?

If inflation is based on YoY changes, doesn't that mean that it'll solve itself next year when its up 2% on 10% which makes it 12%? Or 10.2% (10%*1.02)?

>>49286917
yea better have fucking ate it if you took its life motherfucker you can't just leave it's soul to wander around disembodied that's gonna come back and bite you in the ass

>>49285986
I was huge into OAR 99-03

>>49284730
what's the suicide stack?

>>49286952
Inflation doesn't tend to revert like that. So it will be 10% on top of the previous 10%.

>>49286946
Wtf are you talking about he never does that.

>>49286968
But FRED is looking at a 2% inflation rate, so we'll have 10.2/12% permanently and it'll be fine for them just because its up only 2%?

>>49286830
>>49286695
Yes, tax advantaged space is always worth using. For tactical/personal shit like this I generally prefer the Bogleheads wiki over Investopedia: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/HSA

>>49286984
haha... y-yeah, that's t-totally how it works :)

>>49286930
you haven't "btfo'd" me dipshit. You made a vague claim that boiled down to the muh everything bubble meme and started strutting around like that is some kind of conversation ender. Basically you come off like a fat basement dwelling jackass and I'm sure you have no friends in real life

>>49286977
You should be combating inflation and rising gas prices Biden, why are you in /smg/?

THAT WAS A CRAZY GAME OF POKER (THAT WAS A CRAZY GAME OF POKER)
I LOST IT ALL (I LOST IT ALL)
BUT SOMEDAY I'LL BE BACK AGAIN
AND I, NEVER TO FOLD. (NEVER TO FOLD)

>>49284536
FR FR
YA NIQQA, WE B SELLIN PUTS N SHEEET
WE WUZ BULLLSSSSS N SHEEEET

>>49286984
Yes. A hamburger used to be 50 cents. Dollars are the new pennies.

>>49287017
in 2010 i was recommended to visit four chan specifically for pizza related purposes. I'm surprised biden isn't a lot more popular here. Jealousy I suppose

>>49287035
How much are you down scoops? You thinking about selling that bussy to rocker?

>>49287042
>in 2010 i was recommended to visit four chan specifically for pizza related purposes

>>49285481
it's just vegans being sassy

>>49287017
Because I'm here for stocks. I got puts on TSLA

>>49286984
the fed wants 2% inflation every year, in fact they've been struggling to meet that for a while.
Now they're getting a bit of 10% yearly inflation, but it's transitory and the rate of inflation will be controlled by the fed and sent back down to 2% yearly inflation. That's what Powell means by inflation being transitory.
Deflation is actually the fed's worst nightmare so ya count on the price increase to be permanent

>>49287057
dont worry anon it was a dissapointment, reddit actually had better content back then

>>49287077
>transitory
lol

>>49287112
powell literally says that the rate of inflation is transitory. It's not a lie. It's going to eventually transition downward. It might transition upward a bunch if he's too chicken to pull a Volcker. It's still literally transitory

>>49287077
yeah but if its only up 2% next year when its already up 10% this year, it already meets his goal?

Who bakin' doe?

>>49286878
It should already happen though, in march many of the etn products decoupled from the underlying.

>>49286877
yeah it's decent shit

bake a new thread you dumb smiggers

>>49287056
I got 3 different offers for over $300k/yr, my niqqa.
We BUSSIN, my niqqa

>>49287028
https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4
Mommy says she loves us, Stacy.

>>49287155
Yes. if the latest inflation numbers come in at 2% then the Fed will declare victory over inflation. Nobody can be bothered to remember anything that happened a month ago

BAAAAAAAKE

>>49287194
Fred should be working on getting inflation at -8% then

>>49287207
no goddam are you fucking stupid
the only thing that matters is the latest numbers
shut the fuck up about anything that happened more than two weeks ago shut the fuck up the Fed is staffed by educated economists and they know what they're doing

Baking!

>”Basis trades are three-legged trades that span crucial financial markets: cash Treasury markets, Treasury futures markets, and repo markets. As we show, basis trades use long cash Treasury positions and short futures positions to construct a payoff that, absent financing risks and other frictions, would be a net position similar to a Treasury bill. (In futures markets, long positions are a bet prices will go up; short positions are a bet prices will go down.) One immediate difference between the return on a basis trade and the return on a bill is the possible variation margin on the futures position. (Futures traders make variation margin payments when the value of cash and collateral in their accounts falls below set margin levels.) More importantly, basis traders generally finance the long cash position in the repo market, which exposes the basis trade to rollover and liquidity risks. The return on basis trade is thus equivalent to a synthetic bill plus a risk premium. This risk premium is positive on average but can vary significantly and can turn negative during times of stress in funding markets.”

Maybe this is my misunderstanding of the mechanical functions of leverage, but I thought when a fund posts IM for a trade they actually need to give up custody of the assets to the BD. This seems to imply they do not, and that hedge funds basically roll repo loans to leverage up on selling the corresponding treasury futures. I’m assuming the opposite of that trade is rolling treasuries into cash to buy more on margin

>>49286988
thanks anon

>>49285444
this post is bait and this >>49285460 guy is a kike
>Ending fast food would save a lot more lives
why should I suffer because a bunch of fat subhumans have so self control?
>It would also lower pollution by magnitudes. But (((they))) know this would hurt their bottom line so we look elsewhere to “fix the problem”
False flag to get us to look forward to eatting the bugs

>>49287005
>>49287005
>>49287005
>>49287005

>>49287135
Demand is falling through the roof. Oil prices going up again might send supplyshocks though still.

Never baked. Never will.

>>49287282
>/GME/

This is the last smg thread.
Good.

>>49287282
I think you tricked me

>>49287307
We can finally be free...

>>49287326
Never

>>49287321
>>49287321
>>49287321

>>49287077
Why the fuck is deflation so bad for these guys? I don’t get it. I’m tired of my money losing value every year. I’m tired of watching everything become more expensive at a controlled rate, so that 2 liter soda you bought in the 90’s for a dollar is now 3 bucks at a convenience store and 2.50 at a grocery store. That’s a loss of value way worse than 2% in the things that matter. And it means you can’t save. You have to spend. Or hide the money in investments. Why the fuck is saving so hated by these guys?

I’m not asking for 10% years my deflation. But a man inflation/deflation rate as close to zero as possible would make things real interesting to me. >>49287092

>>49287235
>I thought when a fund posts IM for a trade they actually need to give up custody of the assets to the BD
If this is not the case then I'm in the wrong line of work and need to open a hedge fund asap

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49287250
>why should I suffer because a bunch of fat subhumans have so self control?
You would suffer without Big Macs, but I’m the subhuman. Kek. Hold the fries, fatty.