/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for anime.

>>49281721
We crabin

Reddit is making fun of us again :(

>>49281721
Why the market gotta be so gay tho?

QT begins tomorrow.

watch and learn
-66% drop in oil prices
+80% price of spy and nasdaq
ATH in semiconductors
3-6 months

>>49281721
Why are Japs so weird. Like, sure, every country has its weirdo's and freaks but they take that shit to another dimension

>>49281760
Is she at least cute?

Dog guy is based.

>>49281760
AHHHHHHHHHH

Buy a suicide stack of SIGA

Anyone seen Harby?

>>49281760
its been priced in already

>>49281689
>they have to manually input every single transaction
Is this not true?
Obviously importing handles most transactions, but in theory if you use a shit brokerage or have some single stocks or dividends outside the system (like through computershares) then you'd have to manually record things, right?

I want to thank whatever was responsible for that oil dump today for letting me leave my covered calls at a profit. I was sweating with that EU news over the weekend.

Also, I fomo-ed most of my cash into OXY today.

How do you guys trade?
Do you day trade stocks?
Just buy and hold?
Sell or buy options?

>>49281760
Market is always looking ahead, actually arbitraging across that timespan is what all traders do

>>49281803
I look at /smg/ and do the opposite of every trade

>>49281792
There is a grouping method you are allowed to use.

>>49281803
Swing trade tech etfs, long on oil etfs.

>>49281774
I think Asian women in general are weird too but I find myself very much attracted to them...

Raise your hand if you are proud to live ANYWHERE other than Canada

>>49281760
It will take to 2028 just to unwind the Covid QE, that assumes no slow down from now till then. You panic about nothing. Sentiment is what drives the market and a couple of weeks after QT starts everyone will have forgotten and moved on to the 'newest msm fud'

>>49281774
French people are weirder than jap, don't ask me how I know this.

>>49281760
That's a bad thing right?

>>49281819
Does she mean ww2?

>>49281841
What part of the ominous countdown and "moon with glowing eyes" makes you think it's a good thing?

>>49281835
Why, what ever do you mean?

>>49281792
You basically just report capital gains - (capital loses - wash sales)
You don't have to submit every trade.
Also the wash sale rule is retarded and whoever created it should burn in hell for all eternity, there is no reason for it to apply to retail traders.

>>49281760
Blood red open and hard rally during power hour back to today's close.

>>49281827
>shooting happens in Texas
>Canada let's ban guns
Why are they like this?

>>49281854
Good for a laugh I guess

>>49281721
The eyes and mouth are uncanny valley, but the rest of the costume is very high quality.

>>49281780
This.

>>49281774
Had to choose which is weirder.

>>49281827
>still wearing their cuck masks

>>49281775
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49281815
Interesting, thanks.
Maybe I'll see if I can skip turbotax next year and save 40 bucks.

>>49281807
The market cannot arbitrage the level of feds' bags.

>>49281889

Anon, it’s only 2 weeks. We only need to slow the spread for 2 weeks.

The market is going down 800 points tomorrow

oh noooooo don't unleash the hidden tigers don't let them sit on my face haha oh no

>>49281915
they're not selling anything

>>49281827
3D printer go brrrrrrrr

>>49281842
I mean she is a leftist so she doesn't know history and is probably retarded.

>>49281879
Inferiority complex

>look how progressive and superior we are to stupid America! They aren’t as wonderful as us!

>>49281915
I just mean what happens tomorrow unless a surprise is already attempted to be priced in

People start buying in for events 7 months ahead of time much less a massive macro event that's been telegraphed

>literally two weeks until rate hike

>>49281922
AND WE AINT TALKIN 800 ON THE DOW, WE ARE TALKIN 800 ON THE SHIT AND PISS 500, ITS ALL OVER, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!

guys i may have a few too many tech puts for the end of the week

>>49281946
It's funny because we don't think about them at all.

>>49281879
Canada is a meme country that needs to be part of USA already

>>49281962
2 week calls followed by 2 week puts after

NOW GO AND GET YOUR FUCKING FURSUIT

>>49281978
But it's already part of China.

>>49281978
We don't want you dirty Cucknadians on our side of the border

>>49281978
At this point Canada is more H1Bs than Canadians, I think it would be a net negative to the US unless they were forced back to India.
Dems would never lose another election again.

>>49281966
Imagine having Scoopsies portfolio of TQQQ @ 70. Tomorrow is judgement day

>>49281967
How much were you expecting tech to go down?

>>49282013
As a leaf can confirm, this qt asian girl from college put me in chastity and pegs me every month or so, she put me down the femboy path and got me into femdom

>>49281962
Thanks for pointing out why I fucking hate this retarded market. Retail investors are getting fleeced.

the tiger spreads bro, have you considered checking them?

>>49282052

um more than a percent and not straight up for 5 days straight.
760 tesla put when it was 770 today
185 nvidia put at 189
95 roku puts at 96

>>49282093
>agreeing to have your dick in a cage
You never had a chance Anon

>>49282052
>>49282114
i picked all these up today and im slightly up

>>49282111
i might have to

>>49282093
there's an asian girl i know from the internet who watches stuff with me and also wants to sissify me for femdom reasons

>>49282093
God damn Canadians are gay. You will never make it

>>49281760
greg says not to worry about it and i choose to believe him

>>49281834
>permanent selling pressure until 2028 is bullish
You’re a fucking idiot, I’m sorry you had to learn this way

>>49282131
Don't knock a prostate massage well she sits on your face till you've had it anon

>>49282139
Wtf how effeminate are you guys? Do you like never work out???

>>49282161
When he is wrong he will just blame "safety trade". kek

>>49282161

Greg is my contra-indicator desu. When he's saying it's over that's the bottom.

>>49282093
Are all leafs beta cucks or something?

>>49282139
>girl i know from the internet
Rarely turns out well.

>>49282180
its okay she wants my cock to be milked dry not locked up and why would I become a gymcel when I can just be milked by horny asian women?

>>49282180
>Believing glowies

>>49282167
I'm not knocking the pegging, I respect that. I'm knocking the chastity part.

>>49282233
bet a million dollars her face would make you vomit

>>49282184
Fear Trade vs. Safety Trade

What's the difference

>>49282233
It's a small price to pay to live the dream of qt Asian girl femdom

well i lost 7k today and was on my way to my part time job to recoup my losses when i accidentally blew a tranny now what

>>49282180
I do cardio workout my lower body and wear a corset

Did /smg/ acquire more schizophrenic posters recently? A lot of bizarre behavior is leaking through

>>49282165
Maybe you should educate yourself before calling others names. Since the Fed is just letting its balance sheet run off as the bonds expire

>>49282306
Prelude to The Meltup 2.0

>>49282306
>crab day so no one made money
>everyone's going crazy because of it

>>49282293
Whoa dude that's fucked I hope you didn't swallow

>>49282301
You sound pretty gay anon, what's the going rate for that twink bussy? How about 1 share of SIGA?

>>49282293
get tested for homopox

I've been divested since November, somebody shill me some memestocks to lose it all on.

>>49282306
The market insanity has gotten to us. At least that dude posting monkey torture isn't in this thread.

>>49282309
That’s 60 billion a month in extra treasuries that the US treasury is selling that it expects volume tapped banks to buy up. It’s selling pressure

>>49282340
haha no of course not i let that tranny spray fluid all over the road and my exhaust pipe tho if you know what i mean

>>49282306
We have a schizo all caps faggot, now we just need one that signs all of their posts at the end and our transformation into a yahoo finance chat board will be complete.

>>49282293
You should probably get tested.

>>49282349
>1 share of SIGA will be worth $100

that's pretty expensive anon

>>49282233
name?

why is there no usd vs british pound?
only british pound vs usd.

what is this kikery?

>>49282293
Get tested for the moonkey poox bro.

>>49282349
I enjoy and aspire for the twink/trap aesthetic like cock and prosate play but I have no interest in men, sorry anon i'm not a fag like you

>>49282404
damn she's pretty, sauce?

>>49281760
>QT

>>49282378
>yahoo finance chat
Have we really sunk that low?

we going up or down tomorrow bros? i need to know if i should buy after hours or not

>>49282443
I use marketwatch myself, I tried their app the other day but they spam you with an infinite notifications of news posts

God damn this thread is worse than the last thread

>>49282438
qt is short for cutie

OH NO NO NO NO
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/31/jim-cramer-charts-suggest-a-very-nice-summer-for-stocks.html

>>49282478
at least the bunny retard is still banned

>>49282418
Afraid I can't remember.

>>49282443
When are we all going to start larping as boomers?

-semper fi, always faithful, love fishing, proud Georgia man, don't wake me I'm at my fishing shack, retired

>>49282478
the quality of threads will continue to detoriate until we have successfully ran you the fuck off

>>49282482
>jim-cramer-charts-suggest-a-very-nice-summer-for-stocks

>>49282443
There's some good advice on random stock chats to be fair, but it's always mixed in a massive pile of 20 iq takes, article link spam, and cryptoscam bots.

~good luck and always remember to dyodd~

>>49282443
Crypto needs to shit the bed for this board to heal.

>>49282503
You forgot "I love my wife"

>>49282430
And here I thought we could finally do rocker a service and give him some substitute bussy while scoopsies is blue balling him.
>>49282478
Blame the crab market.

>>49282482
Alright pack it up boys, the stock market is finished

>>49282514
I refuse to leave. I have to know what Rocker is bearish on so I can be bullish. He is my financial advisor.

>Former Director of Virology at SIGA now works for the Bill Gates foundation

Get a SIGA suicide stack

>>49282443
If it wasn't for the frogs, anime, and softporn and the fact most of us don't trip/name, I don't think I would be able to tell the difference. Still a step above stocktwits.

>>49282482
Over? It's over.
>>49282471
I figured we'd be more red today then green after last weeks pumps. The lack of a big dump is bullish for this bear market pump imo.

>>49282482
>Jim Cramer
Oh no, we're so screwed guys.

>>49282570
>Robert Jordan
The fantasy writer?

>>49282569
if only he would make weekly update videos or something that you could watch on youtube without ever having to login to smg

>>49282482
God everytime Jim Crammer is bullish about someone it dumps. It's like a fucking curse.

>>49282482
My puts are about to print. Blessings be to St. Cramer.

>>49282590
He spergs out at 9pm my time when he gets off work in here.

>>49282370
the $2t average in the fed's reverse repurchase facility will provide the liquidity for the bond sales. there is excess cash floating around, and the fed can control where that money will go.

>>49282589
Exactly.

>>49282614
The Patron Saint of inversing.

>>49282570
8.5 and i am all in

>>49282482
gentlemen, the real bear market starts tomorrow, place your bets

Futures?

>>49282691
>8.5 average
Nice. Very nice.

Russia's natural gas to Germany is what Chinese supply chain is to the US

>>49282627
Are you suggesting that the banks will stop searching for overnight yield to buy long term bonds with it instead? There’s certainly an argument to be made there, assuming the fed eats more downside on the long term bonds.
Or are you suggesting the fed will use that cash to buy more bonds

>>49282692
My bet is SOXL back under 20.

>>49282692
SPY to 395 I will not accept any higher.

>>49282736
Extremely gay and built upon the greed of westerners?

>>49282743
Why wouldn't they if they plan on raising rates?

>>49282736
overpriced counterfeit junk that can be replaced by some other nondescript brown people shithole?
I think the EU depends on Russia a whole lot more than the US does China

>>49282701
That's not abstract anon

>>49282701
>

>futures

>>49282766
that shit should be 370 eow

>>49282496
stop fucking with me whats her name

>>49282736
The annoying thing is we had a president that was telling them over 4 years ago to get off Russian gas and they just laughed at him. Well who's laughing now bitch?

>>49282809
UONE gang we can't stop winning

>>49282809
I now choose to identify as a black man

>>49282809
The only kind of reparations we should give blacks is a free boat ride back to Africa.
>>49282811
I should have been more specific - 395 by end of day tomorrow. Mumu must feel pain.

>>49282814
that's miss nguyen

>>49282570
tecovirimat also decreases fertility

>>49282809
So, are they seriously going to start building more low income housing or...

>>49281894
I assume it looks less stupid with a log scale
but still pretty stupid, as with any TA shamanism

>>49282884
Ah
Well that explains it then

>>49282894
>actually doing anything that would help niggers
white liberals only pander

>>49282814
I seriously can't remember, she is some Chinese bitch in Hong Kong with a fetlife account really into some kinky shit...

I'm watching the futures and thinking that there could be niggers outside my house right now. They could be coming for me. How am I supposed to relax?

>>49282802
I don't give a shit.

>>49282809
>mfw I live in ca

>>49282775
Well instead of Indonesia and Vietnam, the subs would be Saudi Arabia and Qatar. So...yes?

>>49281760
slowing down the easing is not tightening.

>>49282950
why though lol

>>49282930
Baggie you have nothing to worry about since you aren't an Asian woman.

>>49282956
maybe the saudis will come to the aid of their muslim brothers in europe

>oil is clearly going to dump
>tech is going back up
What's happening here? Is this the flippening?

>>49281942
Literally my first thought

>>49282418
Chris Hansen. Have a seat over there

>>49281760
This is cliche to say but "priced in". The people who were going to dump, assuming they weren't' totally retarded, would have already done so the past 2 months.

>>49282983
>oil is clearly going to dump
Why would it clearly dump?

>>49282983
I vote head fake.

>>49281819
>leftist asian woman
>wants to be NAGASAKI'D by white cock
What a whore.

>>49282974
Born here, took over dads business, own a house, take your pick. fuck....this state never even had slavery

>>49282983
Algo's dumped oil for no real reason if anything oils about to pump

>>49283007
because everyone is buying electric vehicles instead of paying for gas, it's called demand destruction. Maybe learn about economics sometime

>>49282035
4chan and the remotization of the past 2 years has made me hate indians with a passion. How can one race of people just be almost entirely scammy dishonest faggots that make the chinese look trustworthy.

>ahhhhh futures are getting worse

>>49282773
Because if they the bonds now and the yield goes up another 3% on long term bonds, they just lost 30% of the current value of their bond
Go look at TLT if you want to see how rates effect long term bond value

>>49283035
Oil hit the top of the channel and is going back down to 100 like it has done the last 5 times.

>>49283063
It's part of their culture.

>>49283041

>>49283041
Very weak bait post

>>49283063
thirty thousand years of practice

>>49283034
The funniest part is that CA used to be known as 'the state where people pretend to be liberal but won't vote for black people, ever'. Now it's just full of actual faggots, all the gays in ohio moved to california or utah.

Bros is it true. Did Emperor Vlad finally liberate Eastern Ukraine? How long before Putin just buys out Zelenksyyy once the west has finally had it's fill of being blackmailed?

>>49283109
it's all true anon
just 2 more weeks

>>49283082
I won't stop buying USO calls until it hits pre covid levels

>>49282541
The tranny janny is also a boomer because I got marked as spam for picrel.

>tfw 2010 bagholders finally got an opportunity to dump their bags on /biz/
hope you didn't fall for it bros

>>49283035
What >>49283082 said, it broke the top of the channel, algos want max returns so they dump the channel even though news right now is relatively bullish for oil with Russian exports being axed. They just want to fleece retail for greater profit. I was posting this chart all weekend saying it was probably a local top.

>>49283034
>took over dads business, own a house
That's a good reason. I just couldn't imagine.
>>49283082
It's holding fine at $115 for now, if it dumps below it the next support of $105 is coming; but if it doesn't and $120 is accepted, we're in uncharted territory.

>>49283129
I still bought ATM July 15th USO callls at close regardless

>>49283106
What sucks is Texas is slowly becoming that way too.

>>49282233
Bet he's got a meaty 4 inch cock

>>49283126
>selling SIGA for less than $40
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>49283126
>1997
>2001
>2008
>2022
Every few years a new generation of bagholders.

>>49283120
Wtf why??? /smg/ seriously has the worst and most obnoxious and uptight jannies I have ever seen.

I closed my CL short and went long. That was easy.

>>49283193
Extremely bearish sign.

>>49282968
They stopped outright buying and growing their balance sheet months ago. The QT schedule that kicks in next month is outright *decreasing* of their balance sheet through maturity runoffs and outright sales.

>>49283126
This is our future PLTR bros. Just 10 more years and we break even.

>>49283206
Expect the market to bleed.

>>49283034
Man, wouldn't it be crazy if the population of California broadly voted against getting BROWNED only to have it blocked by a (((judge))) hahaha, yeah that would be nuts.
>>49283148
>July 15th
Yeah, you'll be fine. We should be back at the top of the channel in 2 weeks, 3 tops.

>>49282093
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49283219

>>49283256
I know nothing about channels or shit. All I know is oil calls have brought my portfolio up 800% the past year

>futures

>>49283256
whaaaat the fuck? I did not know about this....

Totally believe it though, our 'vote' never mattered to the pedo elites.

Damn bros. Wild turkey rare breed is absolutely delicious. Also short real estate. DRV the soxl of inverse real estate

>>49283258
Success breeds jealously

bros... i'm so fucking tired

>>49283332
>futures

>>49282701
pasts

>>49283203
Oil just keeps dropping. Did Biden open the pipeline or something?

>futures

>>49282215
what is with asian women and there desire to milk whyte boi cock

>>49283364
Are these bears or bulls getting killed I'm scared to look

>stock beat earnings decently a few weeks ago
>constantly sold down to an absurd degree for no fundamental reason
>P/E way below the market average
Why does man live, if only to suffer?

>>49283147
Texas probably a different breed of fucked.

It is often said that theta decay accelerates the closer we get to option expiration.
Currently, a put for SPX@4000 with 1dte costs 2.55, while the same put with 2dte costs 5.88
This observation seems to contradict the theory by giving us a case where an option that is closer to expiry also has less theta to burn (2.55 per day vs 2.94 per day). Explain why this isn't so in one post, using the vannas, vegas and gammas.

>ofh G*d the futures

>>49283384
Let's just say "think about the move that happened today".

Anyone in here trade oil futures? I'm trying to trade Brent but TD Ameritrade/Think or Swim doesn't offer micro Brent. I've tried some paper trading and it seems one trade requires $10k and gets you effectively 10x margin. This seems like a lot of risk for me. Can anyone confirm this is correct or does anyone have any better ideas for me?

>>49283384
bears are getting heemed greeny

>>49283392
Lmao orrr try Salesforce. Beat earnings by alil. lower guidance. 110 PE already. Erase losses and pump

>>49283395
This has to be a shop
Right?

>>49283395
>I support BLM SO MUCH

>>49283394
fuck me, I used the wrong dates
but we can also use the real stuff:
june 1st p4000 = 0.25
june 2nd p4000 = 2.55
june 3rd p4000 = 5.88

>>49283406
Fuckkkk. Im still not buying tho kek

>>49283394
The hidden tigers you see...

>>49283451
It's probably not. Most companies have their twitter run by a liberal millennial woman.

>>49283392
What stock was it anon?

>O I L

>>49281721
I mean
he's following his dreams

>>49283186
The janny probably lost money today and is grumpy.

>>49283348
>>49283256
>After Judge Mariana Pfaelzer issued a permanent injunction of Proposition 187
>Born to a Jewish family

>>49283426
>randomly applying to jobs
>job asks for salesforce
>why yes I have -insert minimum asked for years- in salesforce
I don't know why they always put 'years' for software that can be learned, arguably, in a few days at most.

>>49283543
The theory is that they don't want you to "know" it, they want you to have it mastered. This means knowing, for instance, how to scale, how to shrink, how to rescue, all the little pitfalls that might fuck it up in prod, etc.

futures being this green already is a bit concerning

>>49283348
Geographically, California is a red state. It’s all the fags, nogs, and sois in LA and the Bay Area that ruined it. This place was paradise before then.

>spy couldn't break 410 and now green futes
gettin' nervous, bobo?

>>49282418
Robert Paulson

>>49283596
Nice id,mumu

>>49283575
>pump last week
>small dump today
It's what I'd expect to happen. Bear market rally continues!

>>49283565
Nobody does that except the one autistic savant at every company that spends his nights and weekends reading documentation instead of socializing and having sex (me).

Actually the higher up in the company you go the less that detailed shit you know because you're mostly delegating those tasks because you don't have time to be the autistic savant anymore.

>Oh fuck oh no no no no the futures

>>49283565
They're gonna have to be offering more then.

Yo is that monkey torturing fag gone yet?

>>49283638
Yes, this is why I said this is the theory.
>>49283664
Lol
Lmao

>>49283529
(((Everytime))) isn't a meme. They hate you.

>>49283529
And her reasoning was:
>"California is powerless to enact its own legislative scheme to regulate immigration. It is likewise powerless to enact its own legislative scheme to regulate alien access to public benefits."
Yet for some reason she hasn't made the same ruling when it comes to sanctuary cities. Really gets the noggin' joggin.
>>49283575
Futures were green all weekend and look where that ended up, These futures aint trustworthy.

>>49283645
lol if this turns into a false flag gone wrong I won't even be shocked. world's mad.

>>49283395
I didn't like how Lando sold his friends out like a nigger, why should I have to like her?

>>49283674
So far he hasn't been in this thread so that's good.

https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
Run.

>>49283712
Still need an explanation for why a young teen in poverty that was bullied for being poor was able to afford $7k in brand new weapons and $2k in ammo as well as drive a $30k car that he just purchased a few days before

>>49283712
>false flag gone wrong
>gone wrong

You faggots listened and bought tobacco stocks right? Join the fag bumming crew TODAY and get all the dividends and gains you need to buy premium bussy, buy MO.

>>49283797
I sold mine to buy more oil

>>49283645
TFW your carefully orchestrated false flag gets ruined by a rogue border patrol agent and random autistics who leak the discord conversations between your agent and the shooters.
https://buffalonews.com/news/local/authorities-investigating-if-retired-federal-agent-knew-of-buffalo-mass-shooting-plans-in-advance/article_bd408f18-dd39-11ec-be53-df8fdd095d6f.html#tracking-source=most-popular-homepage
The diversity hiring is really starting to impact the operational capacity of these alphabet agencies.
Bullish for gun companies if anything.

>>49283712
I can’t even talk about anything anymore to people. It’s too tiring. So many loose ends. So many coincidences. Friends will bring some thing up, look at my face, and say “what is it? What are you thinking?”, to which I reply “nothing. Go on.”

>>49283786
He mastered the path of debtmaxxing

>>49283797
Actually, yes I did, lol. They are holding up quite well.

>>49283807
Retard.

>>49282605
Jim Cramer's job is to convince idiots to but so they can provide exit liquidity for institutional investors

>>49283780
BABY RUN, CUT A PATH ACROSS THE BLUE SKIES
STRAIGHT IN A STRAIGHT LINE
YOU CAN'T GET HERE FAST ENOUGH

FIND A TRUCK AND FIRE IT UP
LEAN ON THE GAS AND OFF THE CLUTCH
LEAVE DALLAS IN THE DUST
I NEED YOU IN A RUSH
SO BABY RUN

>>49283829
We will see at the end of the summer who is retarded.

>>49283786
my hunch is cartel related which is why BP was quick to respond. local PD may even be corrupt and not just incompetent.

>>49283797
One should always own tobacco stocks. Never the wrong time to buy. Fags will always find a way

BUY OIL

>americans are paying as much as $8 per gallon rather than taking public transportation or walking
what a degenerate """civilization"""

>>49283786
He was probably a boy lady prostitute.

>>49283830
Literally every stock he mentions is in some sort of a pump and dump mode and it always dumps a day after he is bullish on it. I seriously hate that faggot.

>>49283851
Public transport costs even more, kike

>>49283807
You're going to regret it faggot. No cute, tight, barely legal bussy for you. I'm going to get it all and use my surplus gains to twink max.

>>49283851
Listen here faggot.
Our transportation sucks. We pay taxes and they use them to fund foreign wars.

If you happen to ride the ghetto ass bus where I live, you'll probably get shot and stabbed. That's the price we pay for (((Diversity))). 13% 50%.

>>49281819
I don't get it, was Asia even part of WWI?
>>49281842
>>49281942
Lol this would make sense. If that is true then now I wonder whether she's Japanese or Chinese

>>49283851
>riding with joggers
No thanks.

>>49283870
look, I have thought about it and, 7-8% dividends just aren't enough.

>>49283851
These are cityfags. Their public transportation is so disgusting and dangerous you only take it if you have to. And they're lazy so they don't walk.
For suburbanites and especially rural areas, public transportation is almost irrelevant, and it's almost always a city area and California paying those prices. Mine aren't even above $5.. yet.

>>49283575
Futures don't really matter unless you hold ultracap tech. Indexes were pretty flat today but it was basically AMZN +5%, GOOG/AAPL +1%, and then everything smaller -1% (Russel 2k).

>>49283865
In L.A. it costs $61 for "30 days of unlimited rides on bus and rail." Meanwhile to fill up your car once, it's $150

Futes be suss, fr fr

>>49283899
An average annual return of 20% isn't enough for you? Nigga please, get your head on straight and get some bussy stock.

>>49283851
You vill sell your kar and be happy.

>>49283931
I wouldn't mind riding the bus if I was guaranteed safety in all aspects of my journey. Otherwise, no thanks.

so are the retards saying its the end of the "relief rally", I just want to know what the general consensus of the non 1% think

>>49283931
And how long does your filled up car last in days given your usual schedule?
Here, 30 days is $120, gas is $90. They also always increase the rates "because of gas prices" but never reduce them, of course.

>>49283965
Eats ze bugz

>>49283964
I don't believe for a minute you will be seeing those kinds of returns for the time being.

You guys ever look at trains in Japan or transportation in Nordic countries (pre-2007) and realize you will never have anything like that because of diversity?

>>49281803
Buy and hold until I get in the mood to change things up based on vague geostrategic considerations. It's by no means the worst way to invest.

Futes don't mean a god damn thing brother. Its just Jewish arbitrage

>>49283945
mumu tomorrow at market open

>>49283457
The put a sheboon as the star and tell us not to be racist. They know its going to shit the bed but still do it.

>>49283851
>There will never be a hyperloop connecting every major city so you can live in one place but commute 300 miles away and read a book, take nap, or shitpost on /smg/ while you're riding the train, thus expanding the radius for job searches, housing, and day-trip tourism and making the economy more efficient

>>49283864
Google inverse cramer

>>49284029
Neither will they lul

>>49283976
>And how long does your filled up car last in days given your usual schedule
I don't drive, so I can't say. I had the good fortune of being born in a country where you don't need to drive 5 kilometres to reach the supermarket

>>49284009
I already made like 40% on Swedish Match, and 40% on Corecivic, Altria Group has historically returned a 20% average annual return, beating the market's average annual return. It is going to be one of the few sectors that isn't raped by inflation, recession, and shortages. You are buying the top of oil, the world is going to find a way to create a surplus again.

>>49281803

Buy and hold and live off dividends. I surf and go to the beach whenever I want and don't worry about day to day trends on my positions

>>49284065
I like it when they act like it was racism or sexism that made their shitty movie get received poorly.
Like man I dont care if the characters are women or minorities, I just wanted a good plot. People hate your movie because it sucks, not because theres women in it (Ghostbusters remake)
Also, to keep it financial, I bet a red day is on the horizon for the market, I feel it in my bones.

>futures

>>49281842
>>49283873
>historylets

She's going to pound on his Tsingtao fortress. And rape a Chinese woman because that's just what Japanese people do.

>>49284099
There vill be no more surpluses of anything. Drilling companies can't even get the supplies to maintain production, much less increase it.

>>49284070
Instead we get 5.2 billion dollar light rail that travels 30 mph and make 14 stops for 25 miles in black neighborhoods only in seatac, washington

>>49284099
Bro
Aitria group is down 28% past 5 years

>>49284099
>Altria Group has historically returned a 20% average annual return
>down 27% if you held for the past 5 years

>>49284104
I wish I had enough money to do that. You need millions.

https://youtu.be/kpMQbHOivY4
CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL

>>49284099
And corecivi is down 56.9% same time period

>>49284173
>>49284180
Nigga, it is currently a buying opportunity, if you miss it you are retarded. Zoom out to the last 30-40 years dumb nigga.

>>49284133
You're where I was in 2018, trying my best to give it a shot despite the demographics, but after so many bad plots I've just decided to let the racism flow. Now if a film prominently features a nog on a jog, or a troon in a balloon or any other leftist agenda archetype I just avoid it.
Disney was green today, so I'm getting ready to buy some more puts on it when these GME and BYND puts have finished making me money.

Bakers?

>>49283851
I'll take things that aren't possible in low trust nigger infested societies for 100, Alex

>>49284070
For me, it's comfy 1950s trains

>>49284070

>>49284212
>still hasn't recovered from its 07 high and is about to hit a double top
Great buying opportunity there, inbred

Went on another buying spree today. Rolled more into SWPPX and rolled into C.

>>49284196
Corecivic is also a good buy at the moment, I bought it in March of this year. It's a shorter term holding of mine. I'm going to hold Altria forever.

>>49284214
Same. I also don’t buy stocks in companies with female CEOs.

>>49284257
That’s your actual portfolio?

>>49284268

Is triple leveraged AVUV the answer?

>>49283976
>>49283976
Also it takes 2 hours to take a trip by bus that only takes 15 minutes by bus.

Public transport is a scam

>>49284254
Also, if you believe in technical analysis you are retarded.

This is terrifying desu.

Do I long steel or short real estate?
I only have enough BP for one position

Ladies, i would formally like to introduce you to: The PowellSqueeze.

>>49284254
>not selling naked puts on it to get paid as it continues to crab

>>49284312
just take the shorter bus ride, dummy ;)

>>49284315
>inbred gets filtered by splits
Classic

>>49284242
nobody wants to live in that oversized ant farm

>>49284317
I swear this economy is hanging on by a pair of threads. Nobody knows exactly which threads they are, but everybody thinks they have it figured out, which is why we'll all get taken by surprise when they snap.

>>49284317
Housing has already topped.

>>49284353
If anything the Yahoo chart is not taking into account stock splits.

>>49284317
thats year over year

>>49284438

>>49284438

>>49284438

Baked

>>49284403
(You)

>>49282743
i think there is a possibility that fed poisons the reverse repo well and forces the banks to take some duration risk

So now that Hitler to the north has disarmed all the Canadian Nazis should we go up there and deliver some denazification via special military operation?

>>49284460
>forces the banks to take some duration risk
because of course, they can always buy them back in times of crisis

>>49284070
>He doesn't have comfy high speed transportation from his capital city right to the mountains
>with the train station connected to the Funicular to take you up to the ski station
I pity you.

>>49284288
It's a bot

>>49284458
Doesn't make any sense. Just going to reinvest my dividends.

>>49283006
Yeah, no. The boomers still havent sold from their retirement plans and retail has been buying thinking this is a dip and they continued buying the entire suckers rally. We havent witnessed actual capitulation yet. We will though.

>>49283931
your not factoring in the true cost. typically public transport will add an hour and up to 4 hours of commute a day. compound this with having to interact with niggers.