/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49282080
Buy a vacuum cleaner and attach your penis, as long as you have electricity you're good

A more important question is how much it would cost to have my foreskin regenerated

>>49282080
$20/hr as long as you're willing to settle for street whores

>>49282247
You’d probably get it restored with all that sucking action going on

>>49282080
Don't do this unless you want your penis to look like these toes.

>>49282080
You'll be bored after 8 minutes.

>>49282080
i would pay 10 basic attention token tokens to titty fuck those titties

>>49282080
100-200 an hour depending on the quality, so presuming you sleep 8 hours a day, 1600-3200 per day

>>49282080
>permenantly sucked
Why do you need that? you'd finish in 30 seconds judging by this post

>>49282686
nope. i can tell you that getting bored of a lazy blow is pretty much impossible.

>>49282080
That's a man

>>49282705
I will also require sucking during sleep

thanks

really 100...?

I've had bjs for 20-30 before and that's not even with a long term contract

to clean a toilet a mc donalds you might charge 100 bucks, but to clean one each hour for 8 hours your rate would drop...

>>49282247
It's over for you. You are a branded sheep

Lets say you pay the girls $300/hr

>$300 x 24 hours is $7200 a day
>$216,000 a month
>$2,628,000 a year
>$131,400,000 for 50 years

>>49282080
Gonna need $300k per year and 3 weeks vacation

>>49282937
Jesus Christ

but also 300 an hour is really a lot....

doctors get something like 40 an hour BEFORE tax and guaranteed hours

many of them are putting fingers in old guys asses and paying to study

>>49282686
>8 minutes
Yes but he'll have cum twice

>>49282080
Literally just form a sissy harem. You only need to pay for their hormone therapy, laser hair removal, and maybe breast enhancement surgery depending on your generosity.

>>49282080
Probably $500/hr or $12k a day give or take

>>49283080
>doctors get $40 an hour
Yeah add a zero buddy. Trash truck drivers make $40 an hour, my roommate is one.
Why do you think anyone wants to put your dick in their mouth at all let alone for 8 hours a day for $20/hr
You sound like you need to unironicaly leave your house and go outside

>>49282080
modern women are e-prostitutes

>>49282937
>>49283605
This, nobody in their right mind would let you pay them that little to permanently suck your dick

>>49283080
>>49283605
I wonder if you would start to hate it after a while

>>49282080
I find 80% of women give blowjobs that are so bad I would rather not have them

>>49282937
>>49283605
>>49283549
Damn, considering that i will need to x3 my portfolio to have my dick permanently sucked, ngmi bros
shib isn't gonna cut it kek

>>49283860
Might wanna give it a go to qom then

>>49283860
those are first world prices
a whore in a poor country will suck dick for $15/hour

you'd get trench cock and it would fall off.

>>49282080
>your penis permenantly sucked
you think you want this, but you don't
the constant dopamine release will diminish and make the blowjobs boring after a while
not to mention the state of your dick

>>49282080
Realistically, your penis would develop water damaged in the same way as if you spent your life up to your waist in water. There's probably some concentration camp experiment that shows what that would be like.

>>49282080
Sounds like a question for /sci/. Digestive enzymes in the mouth, would they break down your penis's epidermis, after an extended time? ( example, a week straight, month straight? )

>>49284345
sign me up daddy Mengele

>>49282247
only faggots care about foreskin