/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK

Give it to me straight, /smg/: you're hung up on a woman you can't have, aren't you?

>what it feels like to hold soxl

>>49278234
>gfl x valk chronicles
holy fuck, when

>>49278391
My ex gf

OIL BROS

I am short DAX

Remember that dividends are excellent during multi year recessions

>>49278391
I used to be but now not anymore. For the first time in my life I stopped giving a shit about things like that and it's liberating

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>bullish news comes out for stock
>wallstreet dumps the stock so they can buy it cheaper

HOLY SHIT I FUCKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE STOCK MARKET AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JEWS

>>49278391
no

GME CHADS WE WILL WIN

so the algos switched on...

>>49278422
You’re going to see her soon and she’s gonna look hot and be available.

Why is the market going up? I'm all in on SQQQ at $55. I can't handle this.

Whatever you gotta tell yourselves, as though it's my fault you glow so hard, you delusional and obvious fucks.

>>49278428
heh, boobs

>>49278428
Kinda mad the Jews hid the best Olsen sister from us for so long desu senpai.

Biden announces USD will be backed by SOXL to end inflation and poverty

>>49278391
for me, it's cunny

>>49278456
He said that about solar and electric vehicles too

Ok we crabbed at the significant level of 415 all day. There surely is a violent move one way or the other tomorrow

>>49278445
Based reality writer.

Can't wait for tomorrow to see what the true direction really is.

>>49278355
What an absolute retard

Salesforce earnings gamble? I good miss I. That overpriced piece of shit will send it to 80$

>>49278481
>>49278485
Is there any economic data due this week?

No one here actually posts like this, whatever retard it is they're performing for. 99% of the time, the only reason anyone on this website ever posts about loli shit is because feds want to ruin the site.
Kind of like they telegraphed in that wired article.
Kind of like they did on reddit for ten years.
Kind of like Dan Olsen.

QQQ DUMPO

Wow, what an eventful trading day!

OOF

>>49278481
>>49278485
violently right

>>49278501
oil data every wednesday

>>49278508
Swing masters rejoice
>YINN
>YANG

>>49278481

It's crab now, crab until November, just remember

DUMP YOU MOTHER BITCH

>>49278513
Fucking crab nigger option merchants win again

WHAT THE FUCK

Comfy Divies.

Did I miss some bad news about SIGA? Did the Monkey stop spreading?

>>49278541
it turns out holding SIGA makes you have monkey aids

>>49278529
Calm down Pajeet.

>>49278525
>REMEMBER
>REMEMBER
>THE CRAB TILL NOVEMBER

SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49278541
Turns out it was a P&D all along.

>>49278551
I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU ARE MY BASTERD

Fuck monkeys

>>49278541
Not at all. Just a jew dump. I'm buying more calls on wensday hopefully it stays dowm.

>>49278554
>11th november
>rememberance crab
>1 minute crab at 11 o'clock

Anyone got past the paywall to the WSJ article that talks about OPEC giving Russia the green light to up production? It sounds like FUD bull shit to me. There’s no say the Saudis or the Emiratis would cut their profits just to help out Russia, would they?

Hey what was that book Maxwell was reading in public about dead spooks? I'm thinking about picking it up. Is it any good?

NTDOY
SOXL

>>49278242
Hello fellow SGMD baggie

>>49278541
It’s been two weeks and the meme disease is yet to kill anyone

Imagine buying tqqq at 70

>>49278593
Nintendo sucks because they aren’t part of the US stock pump and dump algos

EAT
SHIT
MUMU

>>49278573
still better than torturing them
ever thought if theres something seriously wrong with you faggot?
humans are hardwired to not harm cute stuff

>>49278593
Sony is ironically up 11% this year and niggas still can't find a ps5 in sight

>>49278593
>NTDOY
I am not trading the autism which is Japanese tickers.

>>49278391
I'm hung up on the ultra hot coeds who throw themselves at me but I'm too scared to make a move. Being an attractive autist fucking sucks

I got fucked in the ass raw today and shit myself afterwards, biz... and not in a good way...

>>49278589
Not as good as monkey torture videos

>>49278588
https://archive.today/qTqdK

>>49278541
Pretty sure if you're treated it's nothing. Plus it's primarily spread through the exchange of bodily fluids or touching sores.

Wow just wow

>>49278622
Show pics of one

the nightmare is finally over until tomorrow

>>49278634
INJECTED, not spread

>>49278611
That's a complete lie

>>49278622
The trick is that if a woman really likes you, it doesn't matter how retarded you are.

>>49278594
Hello!
>the new avenue of revenue is hibachi restaurant mixed with cannabis delivery

>>49278502
so since we dont had cunnyposters for a while...?

>>49278639
literally nothing happened today wow

>>49278628
Green for the month, in case you were curious, faggot. Suck my fucking dick.

aaaYO teacher BITCH. Anon is playing with stocks on his phone again.

The fact that we didn’t give it all back today is bullish

>>49278647
Hol up are you that Maori fuck who just rebranded?

>>49278588
>>49278631
>Russia, one of the world’s three largest oil producers, agreed with OPEC and nine non-OPEC nations last year to pump more incrementally more crude each month, but its output is now expected to fall by about 8% this year.
>So far, there is no formal push for OPEC to pump more oil to make up for any potential Russian shortfall, but some members in the Persian Gulf have begun planning for an output increase sometime in the next few months, delegates said.
It almost seems like it's a way for Russia to NOT meet its expectations while OPEC does its normal target. It's a short ass article too ffs. Algorithmic trading was a mistake.

>>49278355
THE M0NK3YP0X MELTDOWN IS COMING
SELL NOW!!!

>>49278650
its not, its the reason the concept of cuteness is even a thing

Breddy orderly close. Satisfactory.
>>49278461
Funny and cute pilled

>>49278673
That was the point of my post. Fucking endless swinging.

>>49278667
No, I don't necessarily think that means it's time to help some sperg wreck your asses with a lawsuit lol

>>49278690
No, i dont think i will.

-.42% for the day
Could've been a lot worse I reckon

>>49278691
I dont know why you care so much. It's just a fucking monkey and there is nothing cute about them

You should come knock on my door. I'd be so tempted to laugh in your faggot faces that I might even answer this time!

>red all day, oil stocks plummet
>last half hour of day, a meme pennystock I bought in the morning for shit and giggles jumps up %60
>end up making profit today
Only extra $200 but no complaints. XOM crashed on me hard

>>49278705
anon i fully support any action against glowniggers
im not one of them
sorry if you got the impression

>>49278700
Yeah I was just wowing in solidarity with you. Like that other anon said, the fact that we didn't give it all back immediately could be bullish.

>>49278723
Do you have cold beer?

>>49278726
We both understand the reference! Cool!

>>49278574
>Jew pump and dump
I figured that much. I shall keep holding.

the saudis will save us all

SELL OIL
SELL OIL
SELL OIL

May is officially green. Eat that Bobo.

>last day of my stressful contracting job
>magic americans pumping my UONE stock
>took a big dump

>>49278724
Dude government is suspending pending oil leases and not renewing a single contract come june 30th. Why you still in oil???

>>49278724
What meme stock?

Earnings are so wild. Salesforce beat. Earnings algo dumped from 160 to 150. Now back up to 162. Going all over the place

INDA etf my basterds

>>49278710

At first I was a happy little buck frolicking in the gcotton fields (+%3) but then I got broken (-%2)

>>49278753
>Prices fell off the highest since early March following reports OPEC+ may remove Russia from its quotas, leaving room for Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to raise production prior to the September expiry of the group's agreement.
>leaving room for Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to raise production
They keep repeating that line, when it seems like it's a way to 'leave room for Russia to lower production'. Algorithms take that and sell off the world's most important commodity by almost $5.

>>49278760

Source?

>>49278395
>SOXLshill on the right

>>49278718
all monkeys are either cute or they are literally able to rip you apart with bare hands
humans are not meant to kill monke
>>49278749
no sorry, i dont think i got it
i suppose you claim to be some ex-glownigger?

>>49278806
recurring question anon! hm!

jesus christ what is this cunt on about

Salesforce lowers revenue guidance for next year. Barely beats earnings. 109 PE. FUCKING stupid

>>49278502
>>49278667
>>49278705
>>49278726
Loli niggers deserve to get tortured like baby monkeys. They are seriously fucked in the head if they think cunny posting is funny.

>company with a P/E of 111 is pumping because it barely beat revenue estimates

Oh yeah, we have a long ways to go down.

>>49278391
I have become numb to women.

>>49278836
>lowers revenue guidance
>Barely beats earnings
>pumps
huh?

>>49278788
>world "cant buy" russian oil because sanctions
>arabs will increase production to fill the supply void
>russians will not be able to sell their oil anymore
>everyone wins (except oil bulls and ruskies)

FUCK OFF SHILLS

>>49278822
am i the sperg?

>>49278867
>arabs will increase production to fill the supply void
They have repeatedly said they won't lol. Member when Biden's call didn't get answered by the Saudis?

>>49278844
Yes anon, having strong critique for the national gestapo is exactly like monetized cruelty against defenseless animals.

>>49278885

they will though
not for Biden lol, for profit

BARK missed earnings by 200% kek. My puts will print.

>tfw forgot to buy puts on this POS

>>49278885
yanks deserve what they get

>>49278886
It's just macaques, the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't deserve torture. Macaques are just meant to be tortured. Not even other Monkeys like macaques.

>BLK
>close on Friday $666
>close today $669
BLACKED

>>49278844
its a Chinese cartoon that causes work for the jannies
no animals harmed in its production
>>49278886
>having strong critique for the national gestapo is exactly like monetized cruelty against defenseless animals.
kinda is, isnt it?

>>49278955
lmfao sure anon
sure

Be sure to let lots of people know about the similarity.

>>49278935
did one threw poo on you in the zoo or what?
its just fucking pathetic

>>49278844

>>49278844
what about this? it's kind of ambiguous

>>49278844
Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>49278977
well the gestapo is made up from the same kinda people who enjoy animal torture

That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

>>49279006
Bro you are sick if you think joking about sexualizing kids is funny.

salesforce green?
oh yeah, we are lookin at a green week

No one in this thread knows what Salesforce does. No one in this thread can even describe their business model and operations.

>>49278935
If they bother you just shoot them in the head and be done with it. There is no point in torturing an animal. It not like your going to get any valuable information out of them.

>>49279071
"hr services"

Who is Garbage Don?

>>49279057
No, tech is probably going to shit the bed tomorrow just because.

Is the bs about Saudi's kicking out Russia to increase output legit or just FUD lies?

>>49279071
I've used Salesforce as a CRM and it was dogshit.

>>49279075
yea kinda true

>>49279093
Welcome newfren

>>49279071
>>49279089
wrong its customer database shit

like if you shop at Macy's and you sign up for their credit card and sales club shit, Salesforce manages your information, tries to get you to download the macy's app, pushes deals and coupons at you etc etc

>>49279104
Just use zoho idiot. It's you-proof

Soooo buying netflix.

>>49279075
A quick death is too good for these little tree rats, they deserve to suffer just like pedos.

>>49279131
That's what we use now. The biggest problem is nobody actually keeps it current, which isn't really Zoho's fault.

>>49279129
CRM is a pretty broad term so im sure Salesforce does a basket of things =

>>49279075
so what exactly is your problem anyways?
do glowniggers ever go to the psychologist?

>>49279071
their shit sucks and i can build a better competitor

>>49278903
I got puts on Salesforce. I shorted the wrong pos

>>49279071
they were there. everyone that can already left for better pay and better management

>>49279158
Macy's does not know how to make a phone app. They hire Salesforce to make their shit

>>49279155
Sounds like you need new operations people.

>>49279160
Its called brunch

>>49279160
It all depends on your healthcare plan and you have to go through the referrals process. It’s best just to suppress and bury your emotions.

>>49279093

>>49279239
have you ever tried to rationalize your mental state?

hey why did they remove that post?
not supposed to talk about such details?

umm oil tycoons... what is this?

>I will not sell my SIGA
>selling the mindkiller
>I will not let the Jews take my shares
>I will not sell
>I will focus on case numbers

>>49279318
sword of truth

>>49279318
a green rapier

>>49278844
>49279009
white knight faggot

Just be glad that pedos in white countries are still mostly beta white shlubs and not muslim mass murderers.

>>49279336
I accidentally bought SIDU kek

What is the 200 DMA on SOXL?

>>49279196
No they don't. They hire some random Indian outsource firm.

>>49279413
Why don't you find out for us, champ? https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=AMEX%3ASOXL

>>49279318
Legend has it that whoever can pull it out will get crowned King Arthur.

>>49278355
The holograph bike.

>>49279425
Sorry i meant the underlying index SOXL is based on, ICESEMI

>>49279394
its fucking cartoons m8
with the same fucked logic this Z is a hate crime

>>49278395
Yellow mustard inserted in eggshell through a syringe.
>debased

>>49279458
Oh, just change the symbol to SOXX then. That's the 1x equivalent of SOXL.

I find the case for a bullrun in this environment to be completely detached from reality. I'm neither a bear nor a bull, just a guy trying to navigate this horseshit, but bears have historical precedent on their side here--gas and oil being where they have historically indicated that shit's about to hit the fan. The argument for a bullrun coming out of this seems to hinge on a reversion to QE, which wouldn't make sense in the face of this much inflation.

I think the bears are right but maybe a little early, and that the bulls are going to lose everything.

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

>>49279137
Gross

>>49279394
I don't care, fuck pedos. Buy SOXL

>>49279336
Yes brother

>>49279507
Even in 2008 it didn't go straight down. Bear market rallies can go on for weeks then dump back to new lows until there's a dead cat bounce before a crash.

i'm mad.

Frens, why the FUCK did Amazon pump so much stock today? It got over 4% today!

>>49278395
>salmonella risk
>lawsuit
>thot got house

>>49279527
Bro you have sex with pedophiles. Gross man

>>49279507
>a reversion to QE, which wouldn't make sense in the face of this much inflation.
The bull thesis is that the various markets plunging since last year have priced in 8%+ inflation this year that gets tempered by rate hikes. So if inflation drops at a reasonable rate *or* unemployment starts creeping up fast enough to spook the Fed, then we'll climb from here.

>>49279507
we crab for 2 years, bears never cum, then they're priced out as we hit ATHs

>>49279487
Seems like a lot of work.

SIDU chuds it's over

>>49279535

Oh yeah, absolutely, I don't mean to imply that it will all happen at once. Just that the "OOOOOOO"-ing here and from corporate and Wall Street bulls doesn't make sense with regards to where the global economy appears to be headed for the next couple of years.

>>49279544
Idk I have seen a shit load more articles being pushed about the split. Maybe a buy the rumor sell the news typa thing like we seen with the many splits before

>>49279545

>russian
>goes to the police with the video
>gets slapped even harder

How is it possible that GME went down 9% but AMZN went up almost 5% on the same fucking day? Markets are rigged anons!

Wtf, u're stupid af! Try Fulbo Galaxy. it is easy even for you.

>Football game with a distinct punk theme
>Free to play Demo already available
>Giveaways and presale events soon
>Professional team experienced at making mainstream games

>>49279618
because they're 2 seperate companies

All you had to do was to listen.

>>49279587
I only got 8 shares for the memes.

>>49279601
Blankets on the couch. Rugs on the wall. Why are Russians like this?

>>49279523
netflix is good actually

go watch Love Death + Robots

>>49279558

Right, but the inflation we're contending with apparently hinges on supply side circumstances changing, and that's something that will require the war in Ukraine ending and tensions easing, as well as China catching up quickly. Neither of which seem terribly likely to happen soon.

Unemployment creeping up would basically mean that we're already in a recession, right? So the hope is that the Fed will get spooked, but Powell is dead-set on doing everything he can to make sure that consumer goods are affordable. The bull thesis just doesn't make sense in the present context.

>>49278511
Who's this new character?

>>49279601
>emmigrates to CA,US
>social media her (((plight)))
>20M USD in donations

>>49279655
for what, three years? permabears get to be right for once oh wow they must be psychic or something

>>49279592
There are some who think we won't crash, which is possible desu, and then others who just want to ride the pump then dump.

Hm.

Whoops. Wrong pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlFsK1MMec

Yo Canadians, Ima need you to stop fucking each other in the ass for a second, ok?

>>49279766

Right, possible, maybe not probable, but definitely could happen; and I do often forget that there is always an element of bag dumping in trading. Which, there have been incredible pumps before dumps, so that's fair.

>>49279704
Ideally the inflation would be fixed on the supply side, yes, but it doesn't have to be. Hiking interest rates to destroy demand is a crude but historically effective tool.

Like, we didn't discover more oil when Volcker hiked us into a recession. Combine an early 80s style recession with QE and you'd have a bullish environment from current price levels.

Where do I go to directly buy the national debt. Is it even possible?

>slv
Why it get so heemed?

Is it time to buy shiny?

>>49279849
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/

I-bonds (with CPI-indexed interest rates) have been recently shilled. Just, you know, they're still *bonds*.

If you're feeling charitable there's also https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/23779454/

>>49279850
All their paper silver was actually just found in someone's garage!
Jews had all the silver they needed all along!

>>49279769
A lot of work goes into diversity hires. The least you chuds could do I like them.

>>49279844

Ah, so the hope is an 80s style recession, rather than a 70 style one. I guess I can see it, but it requires a lot of cards falling into place. Given the ineptitude demonstrated by Federal players though, I still doubt things will take off. Who knows though.

Is it too late to buy oil?

>>49278750
Am I gonna make it bros?

>>49279850
Silver is overvalued for its usefulness as a commodity, yet it'll never be considered a store of wealth again either.
So no, I wouldn't touch that shit.

>>49279933
Not if you kill yourself first

>>49279937
Based.
My 3000 SIGA shares pale in comparison to your trading skills.

Let me guess you fell for another Jewish Pump and Dump... or are you so deep in the red on a 3x leveraged ETF you feel like they will have your picture in a history book as an example of the excess and foolish investing of our era, or did you think you were smarter then a market run and rigged by 100 year old Jews and Super Computer AIs?

I know it's hard anon but let me tell you there is light at the end of the tunnel but to see it you must grab a hold of some fat fucking divies. Not only that buy some reasonable total market ETFs and S&P index ETFs.

Just grab a handful anon.

Victoria’s Secret up +7% after hours my calls are printing

Sorry sweaty this is a Stacy market now

>>49279939
Interesting. I wonder. If it’s overpriced then you would think they would replace it in PV cells and electronics

>>49279956
My method of suicide is called wageslaving

>>49279999
So VTSAX and AMLP?

Bros, I've always thought /pmg/ is a bunch of wacked out schizos because they are always predicting collapse in two more weeks. But with all this inflation I'm starting to think I should just buy a little bit of gold. You know, just to have.

>>49279999
>nice digits

When SIGA hits $40 I’ll either buy a ton of JEPI or a nice cabin/property.

>>49280056
Having some PMs isn’t a meme. Everyone knows the prices are suppressed anyways. Just don’t overdo it.

>>49279999
Checked and divvy pilled.

>>49279748
Cope. seethe dial8

>>49280056
You should always have at least 5% of your portfolio in PM's as a hedge

Hmm i wonder where mumu went?
Haven't seen him in a while

>>49279592
I'm just bulling when the bullings good. I will dump and flip short when the time comes.

>>49280056
A nice stash of (minecraft) guns and ammo never hurt either. Or a couple weeks supply of water and canned goods.

>>49279999
>lol you must have wasted all of your money doing these things
>Anyway, go put whatever dollars you have left for $0.50 quarterly dividends.

How big will AMZN dump be soon when the stock split ends?

>>49280043
>Interesting. I wonder. If it’s overpriced then you would think they would replace it in PV cells and electronics
Simply because it's overvalued doesn't mean it's not worth buying for its manufacturing potential. Depends on the cost of alternatives. Price is a matter of overall supply/demand at the marginal buyer, and there's still a bit of demand being sucked up by morons who think hoarding some shiny metal (the cheaper ripoff one) will pay off some day. As those boomers die off, their "inheritance" will be sold to the nearest pawn shops and eventually make its way back into circulation. Younger generations are more interested in virtual coins, another scam altogether.

You could certainly make good money investing in silver miners here, although there are other types of commodities producers with much better economics right now.

>>49280211
it will be extremely painful

>>49280200
Yes.

>>49280056
You buy precious metals when times are good. As soon as you see advertisements for gold on YouTube, it’s really too late to buy. If you are going to do it buy small denomination coins. Easier to use and get change for.

>>49280240
for who?

amzn stock split will provide exit liquidity lmao
dumb retail money moving to smart money accounts

>>49280200
Ever heard of monthly divvies?

How many Indy 500s do you guys think Ericsson will win? He's only 31, so at least six more, right?

>>49279849
>>49279869
can I do this as a foreigner?
captcha: PAYTV

>>49279557
>>49279557
tbf, a lot of hot girls are pedos too

Imagine having a stacey pedomom gf

>>49280370
Oops... wrong thread, please ignore

waiting for the crash to invest my money in stocks

>>49280063
Why the wings? I am kind of disappointed in the munkee pox chan memes so far.

>>49279998
I bow to your 3000 shares, senpai.

>>49280418
There's gonna be more than one crash you know?

>>49280200
Just sell naked puts on value stocks on margin.

Value investing doesnt have to be boring and low total return

>>49280158
My PMs are in a safe in my house.

>>49280421
I like this version. The artist has done many of these.

>>49280421
Should really be a guy black man since the disease only transmitted from homosexual to homosexual, or I guess you just assume they're all traps.

>>49280200
I collect about $14000 a year in dividends and it keeps increasing every quarter. Feels good.

I always thought Jews suppressed silver because they were vampires.

>>49280461
I need to try my hand at this. I used to paint. Bought an iPad Pro and downloaded procreate. Digital art just feels awkward to me compared to a brush or a pencil. The Apple Pencil is really nice though.

>>49279655
Why? I'm up 67% ytd without listening

>>49280492
But yet they love gold for some reason

>>49280474
That’s nice man. Keep it up.

>>49280382
I believe all foreigners are actually required to help pay down US debt.

>>49280474
>transgender woman killed transgender boyfriend
So, a man who thinks he's a woman killed a woman who thinks she's a man?
It's hard to keep up.

>>49280462
Non of the chans are men. Take your fantasies over to /b/

>>49280474
So whose twin brother was it?

>>49280433
I'm only interest in the first one

So now that Oil is over.
What are oil chads going to do with all the profits made selling the high today?
You did sell right?

So have we reversed or what? Today's bottom got bought up pretty quickly and all the economic data coming out [from the US] looks fine

>>49279545
Non-american eggs don't have a samonella risk, why are you simping for that ugly whore?

>>49280629

Don't spread FUD. Hedgies are suppressing the price of crude oil with synthetic oil barrels.

what happened to the dead spic rally? i'm literally shakin rn at the red color on my screen and can't cope

>>49280629
oil pops up tomorrow :3

Synthetic oil?
How about cyber oil?

What did Biden/powell say today again?
I missed it

Daily update

https://youtu.be/HDVfQBBz0Ig

>>49280646
>all the economic data coming out [from the US] looks fine
Literally just today.
https://news.gallup.com/poll/393176/economic-pessimism-growing.aspx

>>49280706
Digital oil

>>49278448
55? I tossed 12k at 47.50. I wouldn't be surprised if we hit 55 tomorrow

>>49280711
everyone will get a free gf by 2023

>>49280492
They suppress silver as part of a scam to get paid interest in fiat, to get around interest-earning restrictions in the Talmud.

>>49280732
A blonde one?

>>49279542
Hi mad, I'm dad.

>>49278541
So much bearish feelings towards SIGA in /smg/. You retards do know this is a 7 dollar stock right? Buy the fucking dip because its going to rip again sweaty summer childs. Munkaypox fud it it but this shit isn't going anywhere any time soon

>>49280759
Well I said they were vampires. Financial vampires.

>>49280732
Better be a robot gf

>>49280765
>2022
>not being into fat ass brown girls
ngmi

>>49280775
I was being sarcastic. Today was obvious market fuckery.
SIGA is going to $40 and it will go to $200 if Mankeypox becomes a pandemic.

I'm doing my research on the spread of this thing and its already out of control. If you don't have a small suicide stack of SIGA right now, barely above the price pre-monkey, then you are lost.

>>49280794
>No, you only get ugly gfs for free
As expected from the government.

>TNXP
my monke juice doing something big

>>49280546
>>49280610

https://www.womenarehuman.com/trans-identifying-male-commits-suicide-after-murdering-girlfriend-own-twin/

The important thing is that the police didn’t misgender “her” when alerting the public.

>>49280838
Nice.
We all know the Police are on our side and will do anything to protect our children.

>>49280717
>quoting people on stocktwits that think the fed is actually selling in the open market
lmao

>>49280824
I want a re-entry between 8-9. I gotta wait for it to poo poo and pee itself

>>49280789
>western version is some middle age man

>>49280838
>womenarehuman
stopped reading right there

>>49280867
Yes.

>>49280717
> Stocktwits youtube quotes

>>49280939
>>49280717
Monkey-chan about to dab on your cruise lines

>>49278676
thanks nigger. anon, you're on fuck duty with me tonight... again.

Another 30 cases in the UK and 15 in Berlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8lB37atn_k

Am I out of my mind? Maybe just a little bit?

>>49280965
Only gay cruise ships I hope

>>49281051
BECOME
YOUR
OWN
CENTRAL
BANK

>>49280932
It was actually the least confusing article I could find about this incident.

Both Amazon and Google will split and give 19 free shares out to every holder. Because they are megas this will help support indexes.

>>49280771

>>49280965
I see why you only have 8 subscribers.

Please just crash so we can recover again (for real this time too), amen.

>>49281134
I'm not the anon dingus, I'm replying to him.

Got Yelan on my 50/50. Tomorrow will be green, I'm on a good roll. I just know it.

>>49281160
People still play that game?
Have you been playing for 2 years now? Are the same basic 4 stars still the best?

>>49281160
>Gacha addiction and acumen

Does anyone know when the SPY stock reports earnings? I think that could be the catalyst to take us back to all time highs

>futures

>>49281192
The release those on the same day the Dow Jones is announcing its new CEO actually

>>49281227
Are they appointing a CEO from within the Jones family?

>>49281199
>pre future presents

>>49281180
As supports, the 4* from the beginning are even more worth it. Xiangling, XQ and Bennett performs so well in a Raiden team that's it's basically broken. It's nice to see that they didn't powercreep the V1.0 characters that much (the support ones, at least). F2P fags like me are still able to easily 36/36 Abyss without worrying about what next big 5* to get.

>>49281192
I really doubt earnings will end the bear market. It's gonna be big geopolitical events

>>49281260
Faggot. The Hidden Tigers will come out and sit on your face

>>49281251
my favorate charlatain patti pimeleigh

>>49281266
Oh secret dudes are buying puts who have infinite money already and care more about +8% a year than +50% a year

It's a different game for them

>>49281259
Using the same characters for over a year made the game very stale for me, but I'm glad you still enjoy it.

>>49281243
Yes apparently it shall be a Jones, I think most of them are good candidates. But as you know, the Jones family will heavily factor in the opinion of Johnny Nasdaq before they make their choice.

>>49281260
i seriously think nuclear attack in europe is the ultimate sell signal

>>49281378
Buy signal actually, if you had any money to buy the bottom.

>>49281313
For me, it was the drought of content and the increasingly tedious bullshit starting at inazuma. The story shitting the bed at liyue didn't help but it's still a pretty game, and since you can use whatever the fuck you want while playing the story, you can find plenty of fun comps to meme around with instead of rolling with the meta only.
Constantly grinding the same instances but only 4 times a day because lmao resins gets old fast.

>>49281313
Well, I just use such a specific set for Abyss, which takes like 30min-1h at worst every two weeks. Other than that, the rest of the time I play a broad range of characters on the field depending on who I'd find fun to use. I also use an other set of characters for exploration when new areas pop out. For the field, even the basic 4* are more than enough to progress, so it's a good way to use whatever character we like, and make funny meme teams.
Surprisingly, even since it's been close to two years since it's been out, the playerbase is not declining, nor stalling, but it keeps growing. It already made 3B$. Honestly, if there's ONE chink company I'd invest in, it's them. Unfortunately, they're not public.

>decide to actively get into trading for a few months now
>put in 1k to play around with and go for small positions in all the meme stocks talked about around here
>try to spread it out across different stocks conservatively and not just go all in
>my tolerance for risk is nonexistent and end up pulling out or buying in at a drop of a hat
>have 964.82 so far

>>49281476
I know nothing about genshin other then the threads I see on /v/ isn't it chink shit

>>49281526
make more trades
have fun at tax time baby dick

>>49281557
What do you mean tax time? I'm not making anything from these stocks so I should be fine on taxes right? It's only for those that have massive gains and such no?

>>49281557
>h-have fun at t-tax time
The brokers do it for you and he doesn't have enough money to ever worry about taxes

Any nice bakers?

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>49281573
>so I should be fine on taxes right?

>>49280474
How much do you have invested in total?
What are you holdings in?

What happened to Oil?

>>49280421
Fuck I just want to see it get tortured like a baby monkey.

>>49281576
Dude, with wage inflation, bakers now cost 50% more than jannies.

dump it it pump it tomorrow

>>49281543
It's chinkshit, but it's actually unironically fun for the first ~40 hours of play. It's also gachashit, but it's so generous it's perfectly fine even f2p.

>>49281403
I messed around a bit with other characters, but full clears with non-meta teams were pretty hard.
I got bored around Inazuma too. Maybe I'll try again someday when they've added several more zones.
I wonder if there are any good, direct gacha dev investments.

>>49281573
Your fine, the other anon is being autistic

someone bake so I can post a meme to make chuds seethe then leave the thread

>>49281573
Retards who don't know how to do their taxes think they have to manually input every single transaction that was performed that year.

>>49281617

You want it baked?
Fuck you, pay me.

>>49281703
Anon we're in a recession, I can barely feed my penis with prostitutes

>>49281703
>hes gonna do it for free

>>49281626
Another headline inducing algorithmic dump.

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>>49281689
oh lol