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4744956 No.4744956 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw ethereum-based neopets is going to make you more money than any other investment so far

>> No.4745635

>>4744956
so sad i missed beta testing with free pets

>> No.4745666

>>4744956
Will seriously buy the fuck outta this. Where?

>> No.4745732

>>4745666
CryptoKitties

>> No.4745743

>tried messing around with it
>in 30 minutes, all 6 transactions timed out
Just like EtherDelta, it seems like the only way to make money with dapps is to have a superhuman tolerance for tediousness

>> No.4745755

>>4744956
Right up Vitaliks alley. As long as they design 1 unicorn and only Vitalikcan use it then he's going to fund the fuck out of this

>> No.4745914

>>4745743
This so fucking much holy shit, I bought a stupid ugly cat this morning and literally haven't done anything else because my transactions keep getting timed out.
The moment I manage to sell that shit cunt at loss I'm done with this. I don't care if this becomes the easiest way to become millionaire, I'm not sitting through this shit.

>> No.4745923

>>4744956
These are beanie babies all over again...

>> No.4745986

>>4745923
They'll be worth so much some day!

>> No.4746105

I've about 20x'd my initial investment so far. ITPRINTSMONEY.jpg

>> No.4746199

>>4746105
>CryptoKitties
i have no idea what I'm doing on this shit, I fucking hate ETH too. Where's my LiteCoin simulator.

>> No.4746278

>>4746199
I'll leave looking up the technical details about generations, breeding speed up to you, but here's the most important thing to bear in mind: It costs about 65 cents in ETH to breed your cats and make a new one.

Right now, the cheapest possible garbage cat is selling for 10 USD. You can be a retard and still make money at this.

>> No.4746316

>>4746278
0.0225 ETH is the cheapest I'm seeing.

I can't believe the ones they suggested were like .8 ETH.

Do I buy from Coinbase directly and pay theyre god damn 4 dollar fee and transfer it?

>> No.4746380

>>4746316
Sure. If you don't know anything about ETH wallets, look that shit up before you jump in and accidentally send all your cash to an invalid address. Good luck.

>> No.4746457

>>4746380
thanks for the advice, been up since like 4am and now I'm running off fumes and four shots so i guess ill wait a second here.

>> No.4746475

>tfw people are paying $100+ for a picture of a cat

>> No.4746503

>>4746475
We did the same with pictures of an ugly frog, in fact Pepecash is such lost potential because you fucks got greedy.

>> No.4746564

>>4744956
Made $11k on Gen0 cats, but they're overprice now. Sold a fuck ton of Gen1 cats. Can't believe idiots are paying up to 4eth for a Geni1 cat. Lmao

>> No.4746573

What type should I get to make a little profit, I'm confused

>> No.4746608

>>4746573
Buy Gen1, sell for a lot

>> No.4746637

theres no way this game will be even half as big or fun as neopets was

>> No.4746650

PLS . what is this fucking cat game about? i dont know what this is .

i want to be a cat trader

>> No.4746672

>>4746650
Imagine a coin that is represented by cute cat pictures instead of numbers. That's what this is. Buy while it's popular and sell later.

>> No.4746748

I imagine the faggots who buy this shit are like the tranny and mentally ill attention fags on /vg/.

>> No.4746822

>>4746748
> he doesnt have a kitty

>> No.4746875

Seem to be getting lots of 404's from this site.

>> No.4747101

Bump

>> No.4747153

>>4744956
What do I do with this? Just buy a lot of cats, let them age, fuck, and sell the offspring?

Looks like a platform where early adopters will benefit, perhaps a year or two from now

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4747163

>>4746748
>doesn't want/take their money

>> No.4747222

>>4744956
tfw salty ETHbag holder
check ETH related searches and this was on top

superior tech = whateva, BTC outperforms
kitties = fags, trannies, kids, roasties = money
I just dont get this shit anymore

>> No.4747345

Ironically for its quick growth, I think this is an example of a largely made up use-case for Eth and blockchain. The whole idea is you have this specific hash generated kitty that is guaranteed unique because it is on the blockchain. But as a game concept, the blockchain seems entirely unnecessary for this. Nobody plays minecraft or some other procedural game and say "I'm suspicious this shit is fake and I'm getting a copied world". Back in the day people would all share their hashs to explore each other's worlds.

The same could be done with this concept. You can make a centralized game where a server is making sure that all kitten hashes are unique, and it can create a market for trading these unique kitties or breeding them or whatever. I doubt anyone would be dubious about the authenticity of their unique virtual cat property.

>> No.4747532

Rrrreeeeeeeeeee you faggots didn't tell me about this one and it's been 1 month. One entire fucking month.

What kind insider info backwater taiwanese underground basket-weaving imageboard are you?

>> No.4747608

>>4747532
>/biz/
>insider
Pick one and only one. The insiders who are here rarely post anything good. Maybe 1% of the posts are useful, the rest is shilling and shitposting. Also, go all in on Lomo Coin for 100x gains by EOY

>> No.4747641

SOOO once you've thrown an investment in, and started breeding your kittys, you can sell them, make gains, and withdraw, in theory, right?

>> No.4747877

Bump

>> No.4747916

looks like the gen 0 cats get picked up by bots immediately

whole thing is a racket

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4747933

Don't start this shit, the game is literally unplayable thanks to ETH being unreliable as fuck.
It's been like this all fucking day for me, I could only buy a shit cat but I can't do anything else.
My metamask is FULL of pending transactions.

>> No.4747955

>>4744956
Fucking faggot money skeleton
THIS is what hes been wotking on?
We want money !!!!
Whats next? Warlock siphon life spell with damage component on blockchain

FML and this fucking shitcoin

>> No.4748006

>>4747933
Also this >>4747916, any good offer gets instantly bought.
You're better of wasting your money on chainlink at this point.

>> No.4748081

tfw cryptokitties is bringing ethereum to its knees before it could implement scaling solutions.

>> No.4748124

>>4748006
nocatter

>> No.4748184

why did i spenda ll my eth on coins when i could have been breeding barely pixel cats :<<

>> No.4748407

5 ETH FOR A FUCKING PIXEL CAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHSDAHSDGAHSGAHSA

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4748419

Whyyyyy does the bun in oven timer keep resetting??!?!?!? It's been 40 min for 3h

>> No.4748424

>>4747641
Nope. You literally can't cash out.

>> No.4748429

no seriously how does this shit work, i want to some kitten profit

>> No.4748492

>>4748424
nice meme
>>4747641
you use metamask for your wallet with this site, so you don't deposit any funds, if you sell a cat it goes right to your personal wallet

that said, this stupid cat game is taking down the ethereum blockchain atm so it's almost impossible to buy, breed or sell anything

>> No.4748594

i just took the .3 eth i was gonna use for this and wasted it gamblin

>> No.4748601

So can I make money with this? I'm sick of losing all my money on shitcoins.

>> No.4748614

>>4748492
#1 protip at this game for you /biz/:

retards will buy anything at a higher price if you put whatever the rarest trait is (even if it isn't that rare) in the cat's name with "RARE!"

>> No.4748639

Holy kek now we have bag holders and kitty holders.

>> No.4748689

>>4744956
How do you get a Gen0 kitty REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????

>> No.4748796

How do I send Ethereum to Metamask? Is there something else I can use aside from metamask?

>> No.4748884

>>4748796
Metamask can tie into their site as a front-end. I imagine it's possible to interact with the dapp without it but it'd be a lot more technical.

You just make a wallet with Metamask, get it's address and send some ether to that metamask address.

>> No.4748905

>>4748796
The address is a bit hidden. Click on the three dots next to the account name and click copy address to clipboard.
Not sure why they would make it like that...

>> No.4748969
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4748969

Wtf is this shit. Do I seriously have to pay more than the actual cost in transaction fees?

>> No.4749017

> cheapest cat is .02 ETH

>> No.4749117

>>4749017
Like 8 hours ago you could get a cat for .005, I think it's the effect of people hearing about it and wanting to get a few cats.

I watched the lowest price steadily go up hour after hour, no matter how terrible the cats on offer were they got bought, so new players is the only explanation I think.

>> No.4749190

>>4749017
This is the new bitcoin

>> No.4749255

I just spent about .3 eth on two kitties. Both have been "pending" for like 30 minutes now. How long does this usually take?

>> No.4749362

>>4749190
Cryptocollectibles my man
A new class

>> No.4749364

The website and the interface is actually pretty nicely done. I'd put some shekels in but I'm afraid about the timing out issues some anons are having, but while it remains a trend some anons may unironically get some ETH from this

>> No.4749381

Did somebody just manipulate the market? What the hell just a few hours ago the cheapest cat started at around 3 cents.

>> No.4749402

Where do I beg for some free kitties?

>> No.4749417

>>4749117
How do I know if I am bidding on a garbage cat or an alpha cat? What makes these cats good?

>> No.4749549
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4749549

>>4749417

>> No.4749555
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4749555

WILL I MAKE IT BIZ???

>> No.4749580

>>4749417
3 things govern how good a cat is:
1. Generation, lower number/earlier generation is more desirable

2. Breeding speed: how long it takes after breeding for them to be ready to breed again. This goes down every time you use the cat to breed (as either the father or mother)

3. Cattributes/traits: go to cryptokittydex.com/cattributes and look at which ones are the rarest, these ones will fetch higher prices.

It is possible to find a good cat for sale if you refresh the lowest price cat page enough. People sell at stupid low prices sometimes. Be patient. Good luck.

>> No.4749581

so give it to me straight, if i invest time in learning this shit will i make good money?

>> No.4749681

>>4744956
>tfw you've made 250x gains on this meme and just cashed out

>> No.4749731

>>4749581
I mean, I turned a little "fun money" deposit of 0.05 ETH into .9 ETH in one day. Is it still possible to do it that quickly? Maybe not. Especially since the site is fucked right now.

>> No.4749733

>>4749381
A few hours ago the cheapest was 5 bucks.
This shit literally mooned faster than any current alt.

>> No.4749751
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4749751

My transactions seem to be timing out...
Anyone got any tips on how to prevent that? I dont normally use ether so no idea how the gas system works really.

>> No.4749787

>>4749751
Alot of people are using that site rn so i think it because of that....

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4749836

Is the block chain kill because of this? I can't buy any cats. I'd love to put this as my primary occupation on LinkedIn btw

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4749853

well fugg

>> No.4749861

rofl a clever trick by miners

you are going to paying a fuck lot in gas fees

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4750058

how the fuck am I supposed to make money like this

>> No.4750079
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4750079

Its current century guys.

>> No.4750135

>>4750058
up gwei to 21 instead of 4

>> No.4750140

>>4750079
fuck yeah dicks and vaginas for everyone

4chan burgers will get triggered as fuck over this lmao

>> No.4750219

got a gen9 am I cool yet

>> No.4750246

For all the retards participating in this, it's literally vaporware. You are on thin ice here, don't stick around to long.

>> No.4750274

>>4750246
OMGG I MIGHT LOSE THE $10 I PUT UP.
It's for fun you jew

>> No.4750284

If you really wanted /biz/ to go crazy, make a version with a nine monster waifus that can breed with each other

>> No.4750292

What the actual fak? I don't know what to say?

>> No.4750336

>>4750292
Welcome to the Jewish prison. You just became aware.

>> No.4750347

>>4750284
>/biz/
It'd be bigger than just /biz/, if I wasn't a retard with no coding knowledge I'd be doing this in a heartbeat. If any anon pulls it off they'll probably become a millionaire in under a month after release.

>> No.4750463

FUUUUUUUUUCK I SENT $500 TO THIS SCAM

>> No.4750503

>>4749751
It's not your fault, it's this thing that sucks ass, specially since people are flooding the system.
It shows once again the limitations.

In fact this shit is selling because of "muh" crypto, it could have easily (or even more easily) implemented without it.

>> No.4750551

>>4750463
welcome to the party brother

>> No.4750632

Are the descriptions for these cats random?

>> No.4750657

I bought two cats yesterday, should i just forget about them for a year?

>> No.4750678

>>4750347
I imagine it wouldn't be impossibly hard to program the logic, it would be the art that's the problem. You'd need a software that can create a few million unique characters based on hundreds of parameters and then be ready to draw them onto an avatar. And then, to do it properly, you'd need to figure out how to make a squid/vampire hybrid if a squid waifu and a vampire waifu decided to breed

That graphic technology by itself would be worth millions

>> No.4750707

>>4750678
Isnt there like a Pokemon Hybrid creater online?

>> No.4750731

So how high do I have to put my gwei to instantly buy something?

I just missed a gen 5 because my transaction is still pending...

>> No.4750742

Okay I got a kitty what now? I dont want to buy another one can I breed it with someone elses?

>> No.4750781

My fucking transfer from Binance to Metamask has been pending for 1 hour now.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4750783

>>4750742
yeah you can have it sired by another kitty
you pay the male pimp kitty to get you pregnant

>> No.4750817

>>4745914
rdn pal

>> No.4750841

HEY

IF I BREED A GEN 0 AND A GEN 17, WILL IT CREATE A GEN 2 or 18??

>> No.4750862

>>4750731
>how high do I have to put my gwei to instantly buy something?
at least ca. 60 gwei with the current congestion

>missed a gen 5
what would've been the price?

>> No.4750870

>>4750841
gen 18, it always takes the highest gen and adds 1. so 17+17=18 17+0=18

>> No.4750882

>>4744956
what THE FUCK is this shit

>> No.4750893

>>4750862
It was like 0.02 or something like that

>> No.4750958

i dont know whats sadder: people putting money into this shit or people actually making a profit off this.

>> No.4750977

>>4750958
I made 5 Eth of this and bought in at 0.04 or something like that. Not even kidding. I feel bad about it. Almost.

>> No.4751041

>>4750977
When did you buy senpai? Are the transactions still fucked?

>> No.4751196

i now looked into it further. This is the most retarded shit i have ever seen.

>> No.4751198

>>4751041
the only reason the transactions are "fucked' is because you arent fast enough. its a smart contract. if someone executes it before you, the blockchain has to process all that before you find out.
be quicker faggot

>> No.4751341

paying $300 for a gif image, whilst the poor work all day in a 3rd world pajeet country for $4/day. What has the human race become.

>> No.4751355

>>4751196
>nocatter

I feel bad for you.

>> No.4751386

Are they at least planning on adding things like feeding/minigames to train your cats for personalities and stuff?

>> No.4751397

>nocatter

kek /biz/ is in rare form today

>> No.4751401

>>4750958
>>4750977
>feeling bad about making money
You might be on the wrong board.

>> No.4751541

what are the best traits?

>> No.4751590

>>4751541
Whichever are the rarest as per this graph: cryptokittydex.com/cattributes

>> No.4751597

>>4748969

just reduce your units to 100k

>> No.4751627

What gwei price are people having success with?

>> No.4751702

>set up metamask to trade kitties
>end up going to a dicing site instead and gambling away all my ETH

kek, i should have seen this coming

>> No.4751728

This is 100% proof that we are in a bubble.

>> No.4751743

>>4751728
Yeah, I'm getting nervous now.

>> No.4751899

wwhat are the speeds?

>> No.4751913

Can someone just give me 2 cats of the same color? I'll suck your dick 200x times later in the future.

>> No.4752018

Ok, I bought 2 cats for $40. I'm going to be rich.

>> No.4752179

what kinda gas should we be using?

>> No.4752392

>>4752179
I just managed to buy one with 100 gwei, previously to that I tried 60 and it failed.

>> No.4752414
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4752414

>ETH network getting fucked because of this

Dohohohoho

>> No.4752437

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/23289

heres a cheap good starter - it has a hidden sky blue trait with chestnut eyes so when you breed it you'll get some good kitties.
it hasnt been whored out too much yet (only 2 kittens) so the poon is still nice and tight.

>> No.4752444

>>4752392
>100 gwei
Fucking hell, how much was your total transfer fee, $30?

>> No.4752462

>>4752444
No just $2.78 with gas limit set to 250000

>> No.4752488

>>4752179
The more you send, the better, because you're refunded any gas you don't use.

If you send too little, on the other hand, the transaction won't go through but you'll still lose the gas.

The only risk you face when sending a lot of gas is that something weird happens in the contract that causes all the gas to be used. So you should only send as much as you are willing to lose in a freak, low probability bug case.

>> No.4752537

>>4752179
>>4752488
Please note I'm talking about gas, not gas price!!

For gas price, use 1 gwei.

>> No.4752547

>lowest is 0.05Eth
I'll just wait for this to blow over when I can get a cat for 0.05$

>> No.4752639

every failed transaction is costing me eth... wtf?????

>> No.4752698

fuck this i dont care it is a 100x i have principles and i am not a fagot

>> No.4752792

so, i buy a cat for cheap, take care of it and then sell it for 100x?

>> No.4752804

>>4744956

No, this is not a bubble..

>> No.4752830

>>4752792
I buy 4, breed them until you have hundreds, then sell them for 100x each.

>> No.4752839

BUY EVERY CAT

>> No.4752875

These fucking cats are gonna pop the bubble, mark my words anon.

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4752887

this wouldnt be a problem with ARK VM and pushbutton deployable blockchain. But its still not out yet...

>> No.4753035

Rofl is it possible to actually make money?

If you breed the right kitties, surely someone will buy?

>> No.4753043
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4753043

Can somebody give me a free cat?

>> No.4753341

>>4752547
lowest cats are like 0.02 eth

>> No.4753432

who here needs a sex cat black market???

i have all these cats the same gen but they wont have incest with each other I NEED TO MAKE SOME TRADES

>> No.4753435
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4753435

I just made 100x my money

>> No.4753533

>>4753435
all of my transactions fail.

>> No.4753565

i bought a fucking cat but cant do anything with it cause this network is fucking slow as shit.. baka desu senpai

>> No.4753568

>>4753533
Fucking this. Been at it for almost 5 hours. 30+ attempts and even with fucking $15 of gas everything times out

>> No.4753589

>>4753533
increase your gwei to 50-100 for rare cats never go above 125k gas limit

>> No.4753623

Alright, I bred two of my cats together and it said it was successful but I have no new cats and I see no indicator that says one is pregnant.

>> No.4753768

>>4753623
Nevermind, it just took a while to update

>> No.4753873

>>4744956
the absolute state of crypto
>when you thought the shark was jumped with doge

>> No.4753937

metamask keeps warning me
>Gas limit set dangerously high. Approving this transaction is likely to fail.
the site says if this happens
>Note: If Metamask gives you a warning (e.g. "Gas limit is set dangerously high"), hit reject, refresh the page, and try again.

but i keep getting the warning

>> No.4753986

>>4753937
what i do is set the Gas Limit to 250k and gwei to 6 it doesnt warn me but it still fails sometimes goes throught

>> No.4753991

>>4753937
just reduce the gas limit

>> No.4754042

>>4751728
pets.com
that scared me desu, but nah tho
was candy crush the doom of internet bubble?
No, kitties are just bubble on its own.

>> No.4754048

>>4747222
It is very simple.
Never pay attention to the news or rumors
Only fundamentals in crypto and anything for that matter these days is hype about the news.

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come to daddy, kitteh :)

>> No.4754083

>>4748124
kek
never change, never change you sweet prince

>> No.4754116

INCREASE YOUR GWEI TO 25+ FOR RARE CATS

SET GAS LIMIT TO 100K FOR BUYING CATS

LEAVE GAS LIMIT SAME AS DEFAULT WHEN BREEDING CATS (INCREASE GWEI TO 10)

BUY CATS

BREED CATS

>> No.4754158

>>4754116
4 gwei is working for me for breeding

>> No.4754184

If two gen 0 cats make a babby, will it create a gen 1 cat?

>> No.4754204

>>4754158
i like my breeding hot and fast

>> No.4754257

how do i buy these fucking things
they keep timing out REEEEE
i had prime virgin kitties in progress

>> No.4754258

>>4754184
yep

>> No.4754310

i like how people are retardedly burning gwei on virtual kittens on the intertubes and paying for them in eth whikle the price drops

time to stack some low buy orders

>> No.4754347

it keeps saying unable to locate hash transaction and idk why? its been like this for like 10 mins...

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4754422

>>4754310
>this level of nocat cope

>> No.4754436

Just fucking impossible to buy one of these bitches!

>> No.4754468

>>4744956
there is someone streaming this holy shit kek

>> No.4754506

>>4754468
yeah that guy gave 3 Cats away.

>> No.4754507

>first remotely popular eth app
>crashes the network with no.survivors

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WE BROKE THE 0.03 ETH WALL

>> No.4754603

nice! just made 100x!

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>>4754603
keep it up anon!

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4754649

How the fuck do people get dracula or duck cats?

Is it just sheer luck?

>> No.4754668

My cat isn't having the baby even though it's been two hours. What the fuck do I do?

>> No.4754680

I love how this isn't premined, it's 100% devmined nad they are the real winners here
This is the kind of shit that everyone called a scam a year ago and here we are today with it being the next big thing KEK

>> No.4754686

>>4754668
Abort

>> No.4754709

>sitting at Starbucks studying
>cats are mooning
>tfw you are about to browse a cat cartoon site in front of 20 normies

>> No.4754751

Is it even worthwhile studding out a complete shit cat? Will anyone use it?

>> No.4754754

>>4753432
You can breed with cats owned by other people without trading cats. You pay them to breed with their cat.

>> No.4754764

>>4745914
Don't call kitty a shit cunt :(

>> No.4754775

>>4754751
there needs to be a euthanize button tbqh

>inb4 people kill all the non-white cats

>> No.4754812

Jesus Christ I am not prepared to blow 300$ on what is basically Neopets on steroids.

>> No.4754814
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4754814

>>4754649

>> No.4754841

>>4754754
And how much is that? 2.50$ ?

>> No.4754853

>>4754775
>encourage owners of rare cats to breed them with shitcats
>tfw (((biz))) controls the rare cat population
We need to subvert them somehow by pretending to be fellow cats

>> No.4754878

>>4754853
>>4754775
>not breeding your rare cat with shitcats
RACIST

>> No.4754888

>>4754853
Yeah not a chance the moment I saw this shit I knew that I would never buy, trade, breed a derp cat.

>> No.4754893

>/biz/ fags become fur fags
what a time to be alive ;)

>> No.4754910

>>4754888
Death to all der>>4754888
p cats!!!

>> No.4754912

I fucked up and spent all my money on completely shit cats and now I'm never going to have a good cat.

I hate this. It's suffering having such shitty cats with no hope for a better life.

>> No.4754955

>>4754912
Worse of all you can't kill them and make money out of it.

>> No.4754964

>>4754841
Click on somebody else's cat and you'll see an option.

>> No.4754969

>>4754912
>buy high sell low applied to cats

What a time to be alive

>> No.4754970

>>4754912
Lad, I've watched shitcats go from .01ETH to .03 since 3 hours ago. I don't know how sustainable this is, but breed them while they're mooning

>> No.4755011

>>4751341
This is a new form of natural selection, anon. The retarded women/fags/hipsters/tumbrites/kids paying those prices for a pixel cat deserve to get their money taken away.

>> No.4755019

The genesis/first cat sold for >$100k? Jesus Fucking Christ.

>> No.4755027
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>>4754970
>people are going to be stuck holdings bags of cats
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.4755065

>>4755019
>170+ ETH
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING???

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/101

>> No.4755070
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4755070

holy fuck someone posted this rare mint virgin for .07. easily a .3 or better kitty. WHY DON"T I HAVE ANY SPARE ETH FFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.4755078

Have never heard about these kitties up until now.
I consider it a very bad sign. Whatever it is, it came to 4chan at a desperate attempt to attract more low-level ponzi peons

>> No.4755085
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>4chan returns to catposting
>tfw

>> No.4755098

>>4755070
>gen 18
>slow
That's worth something? I need to look into traits I guess.

>> No.4755099

i really dont know what to feel about this

>> No.4755117

>>4755098
Don't fall for it, he's trying to get you to buy his bags!!

>> No.4755121

>>4755098
it's a mint virgin, japs are paying high bux for the mint ones. i'm hodling HST bags or else I would grab that one and sell it right away for .3 or .4

>> No.4755125

>>4755065
I fucking hate you so much /biz/. Of all the things you could have shilled and you forgot to shill the closed beta of crypto kitties for 1 entire month. Fuck you, you're more useless than reddit and that's a serious insult.

>> No.4755151

>>4755078
>Have never heard about these kitties up until now.

It launched 6 days ago.

>> No.4755158

>>4755125
>Of all the things you could have shilled and you forgot to shill the closed beta of crypto kitties for 1 entire month.
>Fuck you, you're more useless than reddit and that's a serious insult.
So why weren't you shilling this? Do you expect other anons to spoonfeed you while never contributing anything yourself? Pretty entitled really.

>> No.4755159

>>4754506
I'll trade you my first edition rare pepes for two grey cats 10th generation or lower.

>> No.4755235

>>4755159I didnt even get one kitten from the give away :/ but i bought 2 and im trying to get them to fuck.

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4755269

>>4755235
I've got three with buns in the oven but the fuckers just wont pop... We broke ETH!!

>> No.4755287

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/101
>178.81 ETH

HOLY FUCK

Who the fuck in their right mind would pay $83k for this shit?

>> No.4755323

>>4755287
>https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/101

The same type of retards that spend $50,000 on a bottle of wine

>> No.4755335

>>4755158
I'll be busy all night in the cryptokitties telegram channels shilling rarepepecards like a faggot.

>> No.4755351

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/51404

ok i had my first baby kitty someone tell me how much it's worth and what i should do with it to maximize profits

>> No.4755366

cats are fucking useless

>> No.4755385

>>4755269
go to r/cryptokitties and look for a Guide on how to fix "bun in the oven" issue. It helped alot of people.

>> No.4755389
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4755389

>>4755287
Who else?

>> No.4755396

>>4752547
>>4755159
>>4754888
>>4755335
kek, that FOMO hitting hard huh?

>> No.4755426

>>4755287

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/31775
The sad expression on junior is fucking priceless.

Also why the hell is SploitCat worth 50Eth less than Bug cat? It's the same fucking shit.
https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/102

>> No.4755456

>>4755151
I guess that's how long vaporware lasts

Also,
> tfw biztards claim to invest in innovative, nextgen technology and use their CS education to discover solid projects
> spend moneys on tamagochi with crudely attached 'BLOCKCHAIN' hype trigger
Ye, indeed a board of autists and gamblers

>> No.4755469

>>4755426
>Also why the hell is SploitCat worth 50Eth less than Bug cat?
Think its just the different owners trying to get different amounts for it.

>> No.4755479

how do I get rich off this?

>> No.4755531

>>4755351

*hissing noises*! I'm Kitty #51404. All you need to know about me is I hate ice cream with a passion. I once dreamed of being a Private Dancer . Now I can be found reading Danielle Steele all day. Maybe you and I can be partners in crime.

For this description alone it's worth 0.9Eth

>> No.4755545

>>4755479
Breed rare cats

>> No.4755605

breaking the .04 ETH barrier for shitcats

>> No.4755614

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/2100

That Morty is a real slut.

>> No.4755625

>>4755605
fuck I should have held

>> No.4755633

fuck been trying to buy a cat for an hr every transactions fails

>> No.4755646

>>4755027
DUMP THEM IN THE RIVER

>> No.4755662

MY FUCKING CATS WONT FUCK BECAUSE THE TRANSACTIONS WONT GO THROUGHT REEEEEEEEE. I DONT HAVE ENOUGH ETHER.

If someone gives me 0.03 i will give them my first born cat.
my disc is RoyaLemonade#1582

>> No.4755673

the sites down

did virtual cats just take down the blockchain

how do we fix this

>> No.4755680

>>4744956
>TFW tried to buy a shitcat before I left for work
>TFW you don't know if the transaction failed or not
>TFW I'm living Schrodingers paradox

>> No.4755702

Holy shit can't get a cunt to sire with my cat what the fuck there's 5 different in progress tx already

>> No.4755718

>>4745986
Beanie babies are worth shot today

>> No.4755743

>>4755702
https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/7544

PLEASE BREED WITH MY SHITCAT I'M SO POOR AND TRYING TO GET BACK THE MONEY I PISSED AWAY ON THESE DIGITAL TULIPS

soemone should remake this site except you breed tulips

>> No.4755762

lel Kittalik Buterin

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/30790

>> No.4755785
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4755785

Im fucking done, fuck this shit.

I set the GWEI 21 and 100K fee and always fail

>> No.4755831

>>4755785
try 250k and 6 gwei

>> No.4755837

lmao this thing is literally killing eth

>> No.4755847

>>4755785
STOP

INCREASE GWEI

NOT FUEL

>> No.4755888

how much have you cunts made off this shit? lol

>> No.4755908

>>4755888
negative $400 so far

>> No.4755922

>>4755888
I'm up 70% in four hours and it doesn't seem to be slowing down.
>>4755908
How did you fuck up that badly?

>> No.4755923

>>4755908
i made negative 22 USD but im trying to breed and sell cats

>> No.4755925

>>4755908
:(

is that $400 worth of transaction fees?

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>>4755908
gud job, anon

>> No.4755943

also does anyone know how to save the gwei and gas value for metamask? every time i try to buy a cat it puts me back to 0 gas and like 4 gwei

>> No.4755953

>>4755943
What about Uraiden instead of Metamask?

>> No.4755980

>>4755953
never used it t b h

>> No.4755982

Is this bitcoin for Stacies? What the fuck man

>> No.4756022

>request failed
>request failed
>request failed
>request failed
>request failed

should i just try buying something on page 2 instead?

>> No.4756047

>>4756022
250k gas limit and 6 gwei it takes a while. i got like 3 Cats after 50 attempts.

>> No.4756068

ITT toxioplasmosis

>> No.4756092

>>4756022
34 failed transactions and i finally got one, for .009

>> No.4756135

>>4756092
thats probably the one i missed out on, was it red?

>> No.4756136

>>4745923
>Meet the family who lost $100,000 when the Beanie Baby bubble burst
https://qz.com/114753/meet-the-family-who-lost-100000-when-the-beanie-baby-bubble-burst/
God.

>> No.4756160

So the higher generation it is, the worst the cat is, right? Why is that? How are new generations shittier? So I should try and breed to have the lowest generation possible?

>> No.4756180

>>4744956
siring out my cats gen 3-5
cheap fuk

https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/22446
https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/44976
https://www.cryptokitties.co/kitty/50536

>> No.4756199

>>4756135
nope, blue

>> No.4756202

>>4755847
what is gwei? I never learned about ETH.

>> No.4756212

Okay, is there an alternative to ethereum where someone can make this game in such a way that it doesn't clog up the entire fucking network lol?

>> No.4756216

so what determines the price? the cooldown at gen right? how long does it take for a cat to breed?

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>>4756136
This shit started like a month ago dumb shit. Beanie Baby lasted at least a year.

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>>4756068

I get you anon

>> No.4756237

>>4756216
the market you fucking retard, what people are willing to pay for this garbage with googly eyes or a dali moustache

>> No.4756259

>>4756237
why do you have to be so mean anon? i was just asking a question. its clear that cats with better cooldowns are in higher demand

>> No.4756297

Is this board now gonna be about flipping and breeding digital cats? How long will cat mania last?

>> No.4756305

>>4756212
You can do it in eth, but use raiden to avoid this mess.

>> No.4756312

>>4756259
i dont know, this is just so ridiculous it makes me mad at humanity

>> No.4756364

>>4756312
shit like this is a perfect example of why relying on markets is a stupid way to run a society. some invisible hand we got.

>> No.4756386

>>4744956
>tfw digital tulipcats begin the downfall of all crypto
Truth really is stranger than fiction.

>> No.4756404

>>4756312
>>4756364
You're the reason helicopters were invented.

>> No.4756424

THE STATE OF BIZ

>> No.4756431

>>4756364
>he doesn't realize that it takes a lot of stupid, to let room for a lot of genious
the world isn't fucking black and white. And you idealists, or perfectionists, can all go eat dick.

>> No.4756441

HOLY SHIT A SHINY CAT!!!!

>> No.4756451

>bun in the oven: 4 days

>> No.4756468

>>4756451
if u got a trash cat :/

>> No.4756477

>>4756451
>buying a sluggish cat

>> No.4756483

>>4756477
>>4756468
cant afford anything else m8s

>> No.4756484

>>4752179
92 octane

>> No.4756495

>>4756451
Maybe it'll breed something rare, right?

>> No.4756497

>all the media attention next week will bring hoards of new players
>only way for new players to start is to buy cats to breed
HODL your shitcats guys, we gonna moon

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>>4745666
digits of the beast

>> No.4756522
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>>4756483
sometimes people sell good cats for the price of shit cats.

>> No.4756523

>>4756483
You could have refreshed until you saw a brisk one for cheap, its what I did.

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4756537

wtf is gas limit and gas price? I just want to buy a kitten

>> No.4756539

Will kiss a random stray cat on the mouth for 1 digital cat.

>> No.4756540

>>4756497
we are the latecomers on this one though, I wouldn't hold for too long.

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4756547

you kids are having fun???
gut, gut, gut.

>> No.4756577

What has the blockchain become?? is this the technology that will revolutionize the world? fucking $80k cats that breed with each other?

>> No.4756608

>>4756537
just put 250k gas limit and 6 gas price.

>> No.4756616

>>4756577
>jelly poo in loo that doesn't have cool cats on his shittoken
there, there, maybe someone will make cryptocows for you people, eh? Would that be something, rajesch?

>> No.4756676

tfw got 5 rare cats at .00002

>> No.4756677

Is there anyway to buy ETH without having to wait a week before you can use it??

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>>4756616
okay...

>> No.4756729

someone needs to make a blockfolio for cats

>> No.4756733

>>4756677
buy with credit card, you pay higher fees extra 5% but you will have it in minutes

>> No.4756737

>>4756676
Tell me about the old days anon(1 week ago)

>> No.4756758

>>4756729
create a discord, lets do it.

>> No.4756767

x9 my eth today, sitting on 40 eth now feels good man

Feels fucking good

>> No.4756780

>>4756767
how?

>> No.4756784

>>4756676
>rare cats

what makes a cat rare?

>> No.4756790

>>4756767
Cats or gtfo

>> No.4756837

>>4756784
low generation, fast cooldown on breeding and specific traits.

>> No.4756854

>>4756733
thanks fren

>> No.4756918

Is there a localbitcoins for Ethereum?

>> No.4756941

>>4756918
yes localethereum dot com

>> No.4757101

>>4756431
>shitcat game literally tanks the ethereum network
>puts one of the most stable cryptos into panic
>shitcats.jpeg
>THIS IS WORTH IT BECAUSE SOME ONE ELSE MIGHT BE SMART

>> No.4757162

>>4757101
>stress tests are bad
How do you ever expect cryptos to handle mainstream use when you freak out over a Dapp? This is what leads to improvements.

>> No.4757214

>>4757101
The "irrational markets" you complain about are the reason why you are getting rich. If you disaprove it, be coherent and exit all crypto markets now.
You won't, but I'm sure you'll pull lots of excuses off your ass to explain why it's justified in your case.

>> No.4757253

>>4757233


let's make this a thing

>> No.4757361

>>4754709
You're already browsing 4chan

>> No.4757744

>don't have any money to buy cats