/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4683894
why do you still live with your mom. cash out and move. go on vacation to a nice place. it would be good for your mental health.

>>4683894
why are you posting a picture of a screenshot of that bank balance pictures that's been posted here 10000 times? it's not yours.

also: 150k isn't shit

Move out lad and start lifting

>>4683894
>still a NEET
>haven't been on vacation

Uh... what...

>>4683894
Go to /fit/ and sort yourself out. If this isn't larp, that is. Also stop seeing psychologists.

>>4683894
Nobody said money alone make someone happy.
Not our fault if you are fucked in the head.

I'm getting tired of these larp posts. Money literally gives you the freedom to do what the fuck you want in your life. And no, getting a girl doesn't make you happy. sage

>>4683894
do something sick where u either die (not by your choice) or acomplish it.

>>4683919
Too depressed to move out and don't want the expenses of a house.

>>4683933
Yes I've posted it before, I'm also in the top 1% for my age in networth. 99% of biz probably has never had over 20k USD in savings.

>>4683935
Lifting is a meme, normie tier advice.

>>4683894
Fucking shit dude cash out and buy an apartment and motorcycle or something.
Living on your own will help you feel like a real man, a motorcycle will help you feel like a COOL man.

>>4683894
Nothing can help your serial killer looking expression OP.
This is, what, the 8th time you've posted this?

Honestly, just fuck some hookers. Serious

>>4683894
Money is only good in the hand of a good men. If your soul is ill, money will hurt you

>he thinks $150k is a lot of money

>>4683894
send me some money and I'll shape you up real nice

>>4683894
You can't get rejected if you don't ask anybody out. But seriously girls are gay, they like dick and are thereby faggots. So if you likr girls you like faggots which makes you a faggot too. Don't be gay, just suck some feminine dick.

>>4683933
>>4684010

This 154k is good but it's not really life changing. You can't retire. You could afford a house in cash in some places but then you'd still have to work. You're depressed because you haven't made it yet.

Is this where we post are wallet links?

>>4683894

Feel free to make me happy with your money.

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Also stop being a whiny bitch and do something, ANYTHING. Go out and have fun mate.

>>4683894
>jerk off 2 times a day on average
Those are rookie numbers pal

>>4683894
>has a shitton of money
>complains bout no vacation
bruh.. I have 10% of what you have and i'm going on the third vacation this year
buy a fuckin ticket to anywhere and just go

>>4684072
Same pls OP. Lost all my assets by doing shitty WSB. Will give teen love you crave

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>>4683894
>jacks it twice a day
>doesn't know that JerkCoin (JKC) is at a dip right now, and could be making at least 14.75 in jacks/hour if he hangs into the market for the next 3 months and sells at the ATH.

Like the anon above said, Rookie numbers, OP. Fucking get with it.

>>4683894
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also please send me some BTC, guy. I'm just getting started and could use the boost.

>>4683894
You need to leave your mom
You need to exercise
You need to spend time outside
You need to spend time alone in nature
You need to go on vacation
You need to eat healthier
You need to think about those dreams you had when you were a kid
You need to go and achieve them
Then you'll be okay

>>4683894
Then hire an escort fuck....

>>4683894
You can do anything, but you will never get your hair back.

>>4683894
I beg to differ. Money doesn't make you happy, but having no money sure as fucking shit makes you unhappy.

>>4683894

Rubmaps, idiot.

>>4684286
>Then you'll be okay

no, he won't. he will be better though.

>>4684305
Wayne rooney did mate

>>4683894
I'm certain you're LARPing but if not here's your problem.
You have no goals and no purpose.
Read Man's Search for Meaning

You're afucking faggot is your problem

You need to turn the fuck off your computer and not go on the internet for a few months

Start lifting and no, it isn't "normie tier" advice, you fucking idiot, it's your health...

ALSO what I would recommend is fixing your diet

GET A FUCKING MEAL PLAN WHERE THEY SEND YOU THE RIGHT AMOUNT CALORIE FOOD TO YOUR DOOR AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HEAT IT UP

STICK TO IT

GO OUTSIDE

ITS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE YOU FUCKING CARTOON WATCHING FAGGOT

>low iq

how much points you got from mensa online test?

Sage

He’s gotten good advice in this thread - like all the other versions of this thread he’s made - but will poih pooh it as ‘normie’ or something else as an excuse to not do something to improve his lot

He jerks off to the disgust, don’t you get it? He’s self loathing, stop feeding him attention and let him wither away

>>4683894
give me your money then

>>4684342
Elon Musk had a better thatch. Wayne Rooney looks like he glued his pubes to his head.

literally start doing drugs if you are so depressed, you will be able to sleep, you might get happy and you also might kill yourself or get killed so its good for a depressed faggot like you

What a waste
just donate to someone who knows how to use money you fucking normie
smart or lucky enough to have that much but stupid enough to think that vacations, girls, porn, games will make you happy.
>Money can buy time
>time allows you to do anything
>knowledge is power
you should be exploring the web for knowledge
or kys and give me all your BTC
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>>4684010
Lifting is NOT a meme, Anon. Lifting completely changed my life around, and it can do so for you as well.

t. Similar situation to you at one point

>>4684064
lol
>money is gonna make you less depressed, less ugly, get the will not to be a neet, go out and breathe life
Nothing existential is gonna help you OP, life isn't about having stuff, it's about being here itself. ENjoy the juices my friend

also don't trust anyone here including me

>>4683894
>Money hasn't made me happy
Because you're larping and don't have any and here's how I know:

>>still a NEET.
Buy an education
>>KHV dateless, rejected by every girl I ever asked out.
Buy a high class escort for GFE
>>bad acne, hairline receding, dark eye bags 24/7, look awful overall.
Drugs fix all that: HRT and HGH for starters
>>haven't been on vacation since 14 years old.
Use money to go on vacation
>>built a 3,000 dollar computer
Kek
>>in constant stress and can't sleep.
Buy more drugs

Nah, you're just a larping fgt

>>4684010
>Lifting is a meme, normie tier advice
That's the single best way to improve your mental health with immediate effect faggot. It boosts your testosterone levels. You know what testosterone does? It makes you feel good and gives you the drive to do shit.
Sounds like you're falling into your own comfort zone too much. You need to set up some realistic goals.
Try cold showers. Reduce fap to twice a week. Lift.

>>4683894
Lets buy a sailboat with your bitcoins and travel the entire world.
Kmon faggot you dont have anything to loose

>>4684010
>Lifting is a meme
Kek, you incels crack me up. >>>/r9k/

>>4683894
OP,

I can be your life coach. What state do you live in?

>>4684072
>>4684156
>>4684193
have fun getting banned, faggots

>>4685757
Florida.

>>4686332
me too, what area?

>>4685142
>buy an education.

Lul what? You can't buy an education from a U.S UNI, they don't really care if you're wealthy or not anyway.

>hrt, hormone blocker crap.

No thanks, that will screw you up even more.

You HRT fags make me laugh. This is what 99% of guys on hrt look like.

dude you've been making these threads with same pics (where are the pics of your bedroom? not posting those in this one?) for weeks if not months. humblebragging about your money. please just fucking kill yourself or get on some strong medications but for the love of god stop posting this thread all over 4chan, over the months ive seen it on r9k, biz, soc, and /b/

>>4683894
Helping others in need has always brought satisfaction to countless amoumts of people over milenia, you can start here
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>>4686464
also i'm in the same situation as OP (NEET with some money) but i never start threads to bragpost because i'm not a faggot. posting proof because fuck you.

>>4683894

1. Reduce your jerk sessions.
2. Setup workout plan and take some supplements. Stick to it.
3. Develop social skills: Find low wage job that involves having to talk to people.
4. make merry an happy
or
don't do shit and make sad and die

May help:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/wiki/index
https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/

move to other counrty and strart from ZERO. No one will know you and start to act like alfa

move to europe. get out of burgerland if that's where you're at. people are alive there. it's different than america.

>>4686332
Well thats your problem
Get out of florida and start lifting

send me some and let me find out for myself if it does or doesnt

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Try nofap

>TLDR lift weights and do calistenics to feel alive and not depressed.

I'm still surprised that atleast 70% of/biz/ thinks living the NEET lifestyle brings you happiness. Long story short of course not. Think of it this way, do you really enjoy sitting in your room all day eating junk food and shit posting 24/7?

OP sounds like you got it rough but have you considered changing your diet or lifting weights/general exercise?

Move around more, go for a run and lift heavy shit up and put it down. Put you're body into a state of distress and train your muscles.
I went overseas for student exchange and mind you I didn't make many friends but the times I did go to the gym after a shit day of American styled classes with delusional bernie cucks. Was great and I felt alive.

Calisthenics or weights or better yet do both and your stupid feeling shit and feeling sorry for yourself pain starts to go away. And watch frank yang the Asian body builders inspirational videos.

Send me some wizdoray btc so I can pay for 1 year gym membership. Atleast 600 a year.

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>>4683894

It wont make you happy, and your not putting yourself out there buddy, im 25 with around the same net worth as you, i was in the same spot but i began to just put myself out there, even hanging with normies, it wasnt too much fun but it bloomed my personality being forced to converse..... weird but it worked, then i began to find friends that wanted to hang out, ofc I take care of anything because im a scumbag and i enjoying paying for shit. Just fucking go do some shit, go travel what ever go fucking chill at a coffee shop or start walking do something different everyday..... try it man, start today.... go fucking take a picture of a fucking dog walking on the street or what ever, man goal is just to change shit up..... GL bb

>>4683894
Take some acid or shrooms in nature and meditate- find inner peace. Psyches aren’t the answer per se... but they definitely can help show the way.

>>4683894
Smoke weed

You're funny anon $1M is not much in 2017. If you have $10M+ , then you wouldn't be depressed fuck.

>>4683894
Hey friend, I had severe depression as well when I was your age, but I was able to work through it through a lot of hard work in therapy and with the help of meds. Many times I wanted to give up, but my family refused to allow me to quit. Although it made me very angry then, I'm quite thankful for it now. Please don't do anything drastic, and stick with the process.

Maybe you could add me on discord and we could talk it out a bit, my username is favelour#2461, you don't have to be alone in this. Others have been where you are.

>>4683894
Hey Anon. May I ask you where you are from.

I am living in Switzerland and going through the same shit you are. The only difference is that i am 26...but really look like 19 if at all.

Breakdowns are normal. Had 2 of them. Always thought i will lose my mind. I did not.

I look really good desu. And i have a GF since one year.

It doesnt matter if you think you are ugly. It isnt all about look. Trust me. I was single till 25.

Just chill. Everything will turn just fine. Trust me. I had every kind of thoughts. Just text me if you need help. I browse 4chan 24/7

Hey man, you shouldn't worry about shit. Money makes the world go round and you got it.
mudder is only jealous of what you have and that she had to work all her life to get where she is, meanwhile your making money from home.

Listen, if you want to visit me where I am, I can show you the ropes on getting some ass.
Anyways.. here's my address if you feel like spreading the wealth!
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im in the same situation pretty much

here is a NEET to NEET advice:
don't let doubt and fear control your life, change is scary but you have to go through changes in order to get better

>all these people taking the b8

>>4683894
GFs are nice to get your dick wet everyday. However, all women are emotionally vapid and incapable of abstract thought. Enjoy your freedom. I am not rich like you, but I am trying to figure out what to do with my life.

In the end I just decide to have fun. Take a vacation.

>tfw wagecuck job at 80k/year
>no savings
>all these shitcoins
>no time to do anything because wagecuck hours
I wouldn't mind trading places, to be honest.

>>4683894
You need a friend to talk to daily. I can be that friend. You can also start being more active outside and push through the slump you're in. Depression is a bitch. It will kill you. Get out of it. Spend that coin money for a home gym and change your diet. Get some sun. Do something outside. Do it.

>>4684010

lol you weren't lying about being low IQ.

Go lift you faggot. In fact I'll do you one better go get a doctor and personal trainer and hop on a cycle.

I made small gains but I cashed out and got plastic surgery because im too autistic to get by with my "personality", did help with women but then I realized women dont make me that happy. Turned 23 two weeks ago and would trade places with you in a heart beat because your life is like mine except youre rich. Since you dont seem to give a fuck would you send me $2k in bitcoin because I got credit card debt and the people call me at least 10 times in a day not kidding. I just want the normies to leave me alone
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I feel ya OP. Depression is a bitch.

It's like a hole you can't see your way out of when you're in it. Just gotta keep changing shit up.

Try to experience to new things everyday, doesn't matter what, just shed your old routine of shitposting/fapping

>not making 6k a month from twitch/youtube
>not having 10 of thousands of fans giving love and money to you
lmaoing at your life. Just because you hit the lottery with some coins and close to a milly doesn't mean shit.

>>4683894
It might sound like a cliché, but you must search happiness. Do sport regularly in order to become fit, it will also improve your mental state. Go out and meet new people. Travel, find a goal and focus on it (girls like determined guys). Learn about /fa/ and dress properly, get a new haircut. Work on your social abilities, verbal and non-verbal communication.

As a person that had these feelings (r9k bro), I can affirm that willing to take the first step is probably the most important thing to do. My current goal right now is to make enough money with crypto in order to be able to focus on my hobbies, and to be with my friends (but I only play with around 100€, so it's not going to be easy).

tl;dr go and search what can make you happy, and meanwhile improve yourself.

>>4689492
>It
I stopped reading right there.

>>4683894
Nigga are you tall or short?

>>4689616
English is not my main language, but I am trying to improve it.

>>4689682
6'1" king of manlets.

>>4689752
That's a pretty nice height. You can get girls even if you have two or three obvious flaws...

Not this thread again.....

Well you should probably just give up then faggot. Do something to help yourself and stop being a whiny bitch

>>4683894
>>4684010
>>4689752

Think of it this way OP. You'd be even less happy without that money in your savings.

Want proof? You wouldn't just send that out to someone else, now would you? That fact that you value it proves my point. No matter how unhappy you are, you'd always been even less happy if you're piss poor. Take it from me. If you're miserable now, you'd be dead if not for that money.

>>4689752
How are you so fucked then? I woyld give almost anything to be in your situation, because it'd IMMEDIATELY give me the means to do what I want to in my life: the money and time to go back to school to learn how to build the things I want, and the frame, time, and money to build the body I want. Aside from family, those are the only things a man has in life: his body and his works. And you have the chance to do it all and you won't? Fuck you. You don't deserve free help. Stop posting here and go out and find someone who you can pay to mold you into the you who is doing the things that makes him happy in the body that he feels most comfortable in. If you don't and you just sit there and waste away, wallowing in your shame, I can't fucking even think straight about how angry that makes me.

6'1". 6' fucking 1" and you're THIS much of a sadsack. Fuck. I bet you're white too. Goddamn does this make me angry.

Stupid fuck, money in the back account won' t make you happy. SPENDING IT will.

>>4683894
>jerk off 2 times a day on average.
stop

>>4683894
Whoever sent you to psych knows you're rich and is trying to get you declared incompetent so they can gain stewardship over your assets.

>>4690046
Why?

Money is a tool, moron.

What's the point if you can't even use it.

>>4683894
Anon, look at it this way. How much natural sunlight to do you get and what latitide is your city? When did you last get a suntan? Did you know that the main way our bodies are supposed to get vitamin D is through UV exposure to our skin? Did you know that Vitamin D is also essential to basically every neurotransmitter in your brain that will make you feel happy? Do you fully understand that your body is a machine? That most people are deficient in Vit D, magnesium, and iodine, and mamy severely? Try a tanning bed, the cheapest ones have the most UVB (which creates vit D). Try and epsom salt bath, which quickly corrects magnesium deficiency. Get some lugols iodine drops. Eat oily fish lile sardines. Try some pharmaceuticals too, but research a lot first and use your own judgement. Even try some MDMA if you cant even remember what positive emotion is like.

>>4683894
You're only 23, it's not too late to get your shit together.

>>4683935
>>4685015
>>4685391

ok anons

youre probably not here still, but ill bite

im depressed too and dont know what to do either

where should i start with lifting? can i just buy a set of dumbbells on amazon?

any recommendations?

>>4690174
At least 30 minutes of cardio everyday. Eat enough/healthy too

>>4683894
1. Read Camus
2. Decide whether or not to kill yourself
3. Follow through

>>4690164
Stop shilling snake oil crap, none of that stuff works. The only thing that makes me feel a litter better is vyvanse.

>>4690174
>>4690182
This man is a fraud, cardio will make you feel like shit if you do it this much without working up to it over a long period of time. Get some lifting in there and balance things out instead

>>4683894
>money hasn't made me happy
But you would be more sad without money

>>4690174
I'd remind you the end of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Shinji learned that he deserves to live and be happy.

About your question, I'd download a basic table of exercises for warming up and general body improvement (only using your own weight). Also, running. Two or three times a week. Start slow and keep adding speed and distance. That feel when you take a shower and rest is great...

>>4690279
I forgot to add this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CudviOW8Pos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uqg8tSwS70

Nostalgia increasing...

>>4684010

Depression is a bitch, anon. I get that. But rejecting good advice isn’t going to help. Exercise. Even if you don’t care about physics fitness, exercise is proven to help your mental health.

>>4683894
Maybe the life of aestheticism is more suited for you, OP.

Of course this is the part where I'd ask you to give me all your money, but you shouldn't do that, consider giving it away, or at least making it inaccessible for a while like through a bond or something, and re-evaluate what makes you happy.

You never know, OP, the truth you've been looking for might be hiding right around the corner.

160k is not money, stupid NEET.

>>4689840
cope desu 6'1'' is manlet tier im 6'1 and it doesnt mean much desu

>>4690174
Start by getting a doorway pullup bar. They're 30 bucks and you can get them at any Target or Walmart. Think of five uptempo songs. The first 5 that come to your head. Make a playlist of them and add https://youtu.be/mwrbOEaJPBY and https://youtu.be/gDMGXZL6-f8 to the front.

Put a chair under your pull-up bar and squat on it. Use it to assist your pull ups. Every rep of the twenty you're about to do should use as much of your strength as you can manage. When you're fone with your set, rest a minute, run your hands under cool water, and then get on the floor and do as many pushups as you can.

When you're done with 3 sets of those, do these until failure: https://youtu.be/9oe9p2FqMvE
They look stupid but they're basically a squat that works extra some muscles in your upper thigh/butt that you use for balance.

Do this every other day, walk atleast 30 minutes on your "off" days. Pull, push, legs: this'll start you off, no weights needed.

how much money do you have? let me tell you something ...i did pretty good in crypto tooi've taken $ out to pay off debt, car and other shit. still left with enough to not worry about $ for a while I've never had this much money in my life.The best part of all this is. My wife doesnt give a shit about my new small fortune. she is actually annoyed when i tell her how much i've made because she loves me for me.. got to give it to her....anyways i've always managed with my life and made the best of every fucked up situation ive been in. I've fucked up alot as a kid and have done a bit of time here and there. but what i'm trying to tell you nigga....is you and only you will make your self happy not money, not women, not drugs not anything. and if you ever do something do it for yourself not to impress anyone else but yourself. Money will make everything else in life much easier.i don't have to worry about money anymore because i know it's there. i just need to find more things to keep me busy. going to the gym helps cause your out and about but dont think because you go to the gym and work out that now every girl will want you....NOT GOING TO HAPPEN..I'm in nice shape and a pretty good looking guy not bragging just telling it like it is.. i have some killer arms probably the best arms in the gym girls and especially guys fucken stare but that's because i've put in over 8 years of working out into them....now if you really want girls...buy a fancy , expensive car and park right in front of the gym entrance so everyone can see you and they will try and befriend you , but know it's only cause the want something from you......work on yourself and be happy life is tough but it just got easier for you with your new acquired wealth...enjoy it stop being a lil BITCH

>>4690374
I am 5'7, and I need money and confidence more than you.

>>4686898
European here
>Thinking exactly the opposite

>>4690174
Sign up to a gym and do starting strength

>>4683894
you need a holiday
and to try a no carb diet
eat a fucking vegetable you goddamn NEET jesus christ
try fasting

>>4690374
6'1 makes you taller than Pudzianowski and Schwarzenegger. You have no excuse.

>>4683894
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>>4690182
>>4690248
yeah, i think i have asthma or something, and staying inside would be preferable, so thats why im leaning towards weights

im looking at dumbbells on amazon but everything either looks like its used by yoga moms or is some $1000 shit that should be in an actual gym.

>>4690428
good idea, ill look for a pullup bar

>>4690279
I used to always try to get on a sit-ups/push-ups schedule, but i always gave up after a week or two. ill give it another shot though.

And sometimes i think the ending was a cop out. I rewatch EoE every once in a while and it always bothers me that shinji never actually solves any of his problems. maybe his problems were mostly internal, but it always feels underwhelming when you go to something looking for guidance and all of the problems are resolved in 5 minutes of screaming in a robot/god in space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80

Hey where do u live??? I helped someone in a similar situation and got him involved in a local game shop!

>>4690533
>I rewatch EoE
I was actually talking of Neon Genesis, the episode 26. I consider it the real ending.

>I used to always try to get on a sit-ups/push-ups schedule, but i always gave up after a week or two. ill give it another shot though.
If you can do it for a month, then you'll do it. Use some music to boost your morale, and keep a log of your progress. Right now I stopped for a while, but I used to run 6 kilometres three times a week, and some push-ups and pull-ups.

I remember when I used to do pic related. It might look easy, but it actually is a body killer, believe me.

>>4683894
dont know if its been brought up but going to the gym got me out of my funk.
I had been depressed for years, poor as fuck never gonna amount to anything.
Also was getting to be a fat fuck, ate poorly and just hating life
I was pretty much ready to off myself but something always came up with other family members.

>cousin just killed herself so I cant do it right now cause that will cause too much pain for the family.
>oh my mom now has cancer but the type she can survive, dont put anymore stress on her
>ok cancers done now my brother admits he was using heroin and meth and loses his kids to my moms custody cant do it now

Finally I just started walking around the neighborhood at night. It wasnt much just like a half mile or so, then a little bit farther and farther
I realized I needed to feel alive again. I needed a rush of excitement. I needed to be around people. I needed to not be so alone in the world
So I started working out a little bit at home with this cheap ass 100lb weight set. It was enough to get me going again
Soon I was feeling stronger, I started eating right. I bought some crosstrainers so I could run down to the park and do pullups
At 1st it was hard, but I needed that challenge, I needed a reason to go on and feel that pain in my chest when my heart was ready to explode
I decided that I was going to start riding my bike too. 1st it was just a few miles, then I got up to 60 miles one day
I needed a new challenge. I decided I was going to ride 100 miles. I signed up for a charity ride. I started training harder
At this point I had joined a gym, was doing a PPL 2X a week, I was also riding around 200 miles total a week, Work was going better and I had met a girl
I ended up riding a 100miles in 1 shot 2 weeks prior to doing the charity ride I had signed up for. My family is doing better, the girl I met is awesome

Sometimes we just need to change who we are because who we are sucks and that is what makes us miserable

>>4683894
larp