/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4673730

didn't get rich by being careless with money

>>4673730

Good things come to those with weight, babe. Now call your BFF, what's her name? Annie?
Abby.
Yeah, call Abby, I want to have a threesome tonight.
Hehe you're so Bad, Chad. Can we ride in your Choppa afterwards?

>>4673844
checked. sauce nao

>>4673730
>listen, 98% of the people in these markets are fucking retarded
>they have absolutely no idea what they're doing
>they have no idea how to trade
>they're consumers
>they're basically just buying lotto tickets
>and then panic sell?
>I don't get it
>I don't understand how humans have come this far
>it's unsettling how dumb these people are
>what I'm doing, this math, this formula, which I've been selling to people now, is literally THE cheat code to life
>I just know that this is one of the best kept secrets in the whole fucking world
>I just know I'm not the first person to stumble upon this
>I'm talking about....like, I know this is weird
>......but this may seriously end up being billions of dollars
>over the course of my life, if they don't just fucking make this shit illegal, I don't see how I won't become a fucking billionaire
>pretty sure the first million is going to be between Q2 and Q3
>of 2018
>and then millions throughout 2018
>because this is just based off percent
>these idiots are emotional and just think about the money
>I'm thinking about the math
>so PLEASE shut the fuck up
>I continue doing this, and we're retiring next year

>>4673921
ÿ͈͓͓̣̭̞͔͍̎̆ͦͬ͢e̸̶̻̳͕͖̓ͣͩä̹̦ͮh̷̛͎̤ͯ̍ͯ͐͌́,̬̩͈̣̈́͛̐͡ ̢̹ͩ̈Į̟̣̜͓̞̱͐̌̐̓̇́'̖͕̘̦͓͋̃͆̚̕v̹̱̗̗̩̞̭̯̔ͮͨ̂͗͑e̖̖̺͍̝̣ͧ̍̂̐ͣ̃̽̀̈́͘͢͡ ̛̰͖͎ͦ̉͂͐͢ͅa̺͎̯̙̞̼̺̘̐̈͛͂ͧl̝͈̤̐̑ͩ͐̓r̵̥͖͕̓̎̊e̵̴͕̻͇̫̿͗͑̀ͅa̹̩̤̬͎̘̺̓͗̿ͮ̍d̳̩̽̑̌ͮ͞͞y̼͇͈̖̌ͩ̉ͣ̕͢ ̵̠̳̗͍̱͕̍ͫ͐̊͘ẖ̡̫͔̆̎̂ͪ͂͑͡a̸͚̼̰͉̺̗͛̿d̡̼͔̝̦̟̖̀͗ͤͮͦͨ ̞̤͈̬̪̺̼ͣ͗̊̄ͣ̊ͧẗ͈̗̃̈́͊ͣͧ̽̃h̞̞̥̭̰͚̘͊̒̊͐̀͘͟͞ī̢̬͉̯̝̙̇͊͗̇̄ͦ͟s͚̼͍ͫ̎̃̌̋̽͑̚ ̨̙́ͭ̒̏͟c̻̘̮̩̜͉͌̋̓ơ̷̮͉͚̮͖̫͖̞͎̾ͩ̏ͨ̚͜n̻̝̺͎ͨ̈́̃̔͊͒͝v̵̥̜̖̳̱͌̑͑̿ͮͅḛ̜̩ͪͧ̽̒̐̄͐̀ͅr̠̺͕͈͚̺̿ͫ̇̽͆̽̑ͮ͒͟s̵͕̱̤͍͋ͪ͞͠a̸͈͖̗͍̝͎͕̜̎ͮ̌ͣ̃t̢̪̗̥̺ͭͭͪ͟ͅȉ͇̰̤̰̖͚͈̠́̾́ͫ̎͝ơ̢̯̮̬̓ͬ͐̽͂͌n̴̥͈̟̰̪̳̞̑͊̓͑͗̌ͪ!̩͍͔̫̣͕̠̖͆͟ ̯̗͚̱͕̞̼̄̄͟<̡̰͕̰̩̪̖͇̩ͭ̈́̕3̫̻̹̪̹̞ͨ̏͂ͦ ̪̳͚̬͇̳ͩ̆͗̐̉̄͠͞<͔̤̺͗̒́3̶̧͇͔̬̺͐͑͠ ̹̘̦̤̠̹̳̇̂ͩ͛͋͂̉͛͞͡<̢͇̻̖̰͉̰̝̹̄ͣ͑͆͐ͪͨ̈́́3͎̙͎̯̬͔ͦͣ̎

>>4673730
I’m sorry baby. Nobody told me I couldn’t cash out. Now eat your spaghetti

>>4673921
>trying this hard

>tfw no white qt gf to run around in the wheat fields with and secure the existence

>>4673730
>telling her about your money

>>4674104
I wonder how much money you've given me