/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can we take a break from chasing the next PnD for a sec. I've been trolling this board all day and have done the work for you for the next 24hrs: "Invest" in POE and BNB, ODN and HST for the next week. Cap this. You're welcome. And now onto the good stuff.

It's a common 4chan meme to criticize the American fat epidemic despite clawing for muh tendies at every waking second. Can we use ChainLink's "off-chain" data to connect certified decentralized weighing stations for people trying to lose weight? Since burning fat directly is the quickest/disciplineless way of making gains, we'd brand as $KETO, and instead of PoW or PoS, require Proof of Loss, PoL, and weight-loss participants would be rewarded with certain percentage of tokens based on the number of tokens they hold and they amount of weight by percentage they lose.

This is actually valuable to society. Healthcare is ~18% of America's GDP. What if we could indirectly pay people to lose weight and reduce the burnden on the health care system. We'd prevent cases of diabetes, high-blood pressure, and eventual heart disease and cancer.

Can you brainlets brainstorm on this one for a sec? Let's come up with a fool-proof way in this thread to prove to your boomer dad that FUDed Thanksgiving that crytpo isn't just DImon's tulip mania.

Bonus -- If we create it as an ERC20 token (yes, I know, despite the meme people still throw their BTC and ETH at it), we could call them KETOKENS.