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People of /biz/, lend me your ears.

This has been joked about quite a bit, but I assure you I am the real deal. I have the power to manipulate the price of Bitcoin by either buying or selling. Now, when I discovered the infallibility of this superpower I stopped trading BTC immidiately so it would be hard for me to provide proof, but every single time I have bought BTC there immediately followed a strong downward trend. Every time I sell BTC it just keeps on going.
So instead of tempting fate I am now hodling ETH and stop trading crypto until I figure out how to control it. Until such a time I will make myself available as a crypto manipulator to fellow my bizfolk. If you need BTC to crash, send any amount of Kraken supported coin to me and I shall use it to buy BTC to bring on the crash. If you need BTC to keep climbing, send me any amount of BTC and I shall sell it to keep the price going up.

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Pic not related, I am still thinking about a name and possibly costume. Ideas welcome

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Jesus fuck HAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh sweet mother of mercy.

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>>4647829
I don't think you understand OP /biz/ is like the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

We are quarantined in /biz/ for our special powers because we are special.

There are actually no shills here it's just that when we buy these premium, hot and fresh ready to go picks of the week it drops because it's our secret hidden power activated DNA from the Illuminati nephellim from the dark ages from space alien humanoid breeding experiment destined to learn the final getsuga tensho to defeat the evil Illuminati buildaberg free mason NSA Glow In the dark CIA niggers from world tyranny.

>> No.4647997

I also know that I am not the only one that has this gift. There are others out there who at present just believe that they are shit traders, but I shall bring them into the light. In due time I will found a consortium of individuals like me and together we shall help mankind into a brighter future. We will help the underdogs of the crypto trading world. Together we will topple governments and corporations alike to bring the power of money back to the people. Who is with me? Speak up my minions, where are you?

>> No.4648035

>>4647964
Lol

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>>4647829
Bitcoin only shot up because /biz/ only holds alt coins the government/Illuminati/Scientologist,NSA,CIA-WALLSTRETT+mormons uses /biz/ as a hub to manipulate and have total control over the crypto market.


It's all making sense now, it's not that /biz/ always calls at the top it's simply because when we get in it just dumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgc7CCEmzsI


/biz/ is here to die for the worlds sins so they can make gains.

>> No.4648255

Are you holding any LINK per chance?

>> No.4648280

change my life. i beg u.


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>> No.4648342

>>4648255
All the Link fudders want you to sell, but im a conspiracy therorist so they are going to pump hard to look cool and fomo people when they look at the percentage gain on coinmarketcap.

They want you to sell low keep holding

>> No.4648725

>>4648342
Ffs, man
You need to learn some English. I can hardly understand all that gibberish