/biz/ - Business & Finance

40usd a piece

is this just a meme
the reverse irony is so strong on this board i can't tell up from down
i just want to make it

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When it moons, it's going to be the moon of all moons.

>>4546989
how do you not know yet?

>>4547001
the moon of all mooning moons

Gois, what's the nicest LINK sticker on redbubble.com?
I want smth like 2.5" x 2"

>>4546952
>went all in @ 15c

But seriously, consider the shitfest /biz/ will be on the day this gold nugget moons.

>>4546989
>is this just a meme
Lol lurk more faggot

>>4547011
you see
it just continues
im really new
i have 0.2 btc from 2 years ago and i got some bcc from the fork
inform me please, i want to make games im tired of working at literally mcdonalds

Not gonna lie I was getting nervous when it was hovering around 1850. Why did it shoot up? No news as far I can tell.

I have only 26k

please go under 2k again

Chainlink already mooned. If you didnt sell at 8k sats or above you are the dumb asses who got dumped on.

>>4547082
Uhmm. That was just a test. A simple 'exploring the waters'. The real mooning will hit 20k sats in two days

>>4547070
Bittrex rumors.

>>4547082

A moon without a product doesn't count as the official moon.

this coin is memed so fucking hard that i might put some money into it. is this coin legit faggots?

>>4547065
but if I tell you you'll think I'm just memeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW27zYIxZhY

It's the coin that opens smart contracts and crypto to the wider world in a secure way. The applications for this are broad and lucrative. It has industry support.

There's a reason why it has so many threads dedicated to it

I swear the people FUDing this coin own it themselves and are just doing this for fun

The time for shilling and educating is over though. DYOR if you still think this is irony.

It's the closest to a sure thing as you're likely to get and you have had lots of warning

EOY 2018 price predictions?

>>4546989
that's the point, the extreme shilling works as reverse psychology FUD. you're a complete moron if you actually buy this useless shitcoin.
nah, it's actually the next x100...NOT

Why won't you buy my chainlink stickers

>>4547187
>The time for shilling and educating is over though. DYOR if you still think this is irony.
>It's the closest to a sure thing as you're likely to get and you have had lots of warning
absolutely this
If OP did weeks of research like some of us, he would be chilling comfy with his fat stack safely sotred right now

>>4547187

I can confirm. I own 125k LINK yet post FUD memes all day just for keks

>>4547023

>>4547222

Plushtard fucked up the whole LINK merchandising segment. Wait a few months and hope that it fades out of /biz/ collective memory. That or post of pic of plushtards head on a stake.

>>4547023
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/560756444/pink-wojak-chainlink-link-vinyl-stickers

Just buy one, please anyone

1 year and he still hasn't hired anyone

Say it with me vaporscamware.

>>4547331
The eternal kraut strikes again

>>4547331
quadroon if I ever saw one

>>4547195
$25, this is what it will be worth at Ripple's market cap.

But I think because LINK is an oracle service, it will make many coins obsolete. Coins will die at the hands of Sergey, and the money will be forced out of them an into LINK. So I'm guessing and praying $35+

>>4547377
every time they interview a potential new employee, sergey eats them, that's why it's taking so fucking long.

>>4546952
this will explode at least 50% up when bittrex confirms its listing
the question is whether it's going to go back down and you should sell when it reaches the top or if it'll keep climbing.

>>4547479
just look like all the shitcoins in top10, like dash
how the fuck is a bitcoin clone with some privacy worth 4,5bn$? LINK will surpass that maybe even before 2019

Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Stahp it! Im not done accumulating!
I got just 3140 LINK. Im not even a sarge! Pls, stahp!

you linktards are unbearable faggots, yes, of course we have to have 10 threads on the board about this shit coin at any one time.

Kek. I tought I was the only one doing it. If you are scared of FUD you dont deserve to be rich. Stay poor nolinkers.

>>4547485
> Hi welcome to smartcontracts have a seat!
> I took a look at your resume it seems that you know Ruby and Go lang which is exactly what we are looking f--
>GROWWWWWL
> Oooh sorry didnt have breakfast this morning
> What was I saying? Ah yes the oracle prob---
> GROWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL
> ARP NOMNOMNOM GRRAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO AAHHAJJLRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
> Steve ellis: god dammit sergay that was the last motherfucking resume in the stack. tell cuck rory to send us some more jesus im going to have to finish this entire thing myself. go back to sibos fagit

>>4547567
just buy the fucking coin, moron.

>>4547187

but what if intel SGX gets hacked?

>>4547655
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE SOFTWARE ENGINEERS IN THIS COUNTRY THAT HAVE MASTERED BLOCKCHAIN, RUBY AND GO, AND SERGEY FUCKING ATE THEM ALL, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

>>4547567
resistance is futile

>>4547698
It's not completely reliant on sgx.

Uptrend incoming

im going to do it. im a poor fag but i am throwing 50 bucks at it

What else do you guys HODL? Obviously we are all patricians and intelligent investors, so I'd be interested in what else you guys look at.

>inb4 100% LINK

DELUDED LINKIES

https://twitter.com/electroexts/status/934124043380445185

>>4547847
>>4547187

so this guy's trying to connect all the dapps? thats my rough take away
really interesting stuff

>>4547552
Fuck i want to punch you in your fat ugly face

Kill yourself you sad virgin

>>4547987
LINK and REQ are my deluded holds. XMR is my hedge

Shitcoin is already priced in at 0.15$ if you're over? good, sell you idiot!
if you're under, you're out of luck.

>>4548007
>39 followers
WOW, your twitter is pathetic anon.
Also, you look like a huge faggot with an abnormally long torso lmao

>>4546952
Pfft. not comfiest. Pajeether (POO) is comfiest.
POOcoin.tech

>>4546952
https://icodrops.com/oracles-network/ goys, what dis?

>>4547987
HSL, CND

Wait until proper exhange, win at life. ED coins are so fucking comfy. Note that CND is hidden in ED, you'll feel like a real hipster holding it.

Do you honestly believe it's not going back to 16 cents?

>>4548168

1. it isnt my twitter account
2. look at the bittrex response

linkies are truly the dumbest posters on this board holy shit

>>4547987
80/20 LINK/ARK

/comfy/

>>4548198
Nothing to do with decentralized oracles. It's a platform for dapps or some shit. Chainlink has no competitors. I've looked.
Hard.

>>4546989
LINK hodlers fud it the hardest. It's probably a coping mechanism to deal with the immense losses before the moon and the realization that their LINK stack could have been 3x bigger.

t. down $1.5k on LINK and even more when calculated in BTC

>>4548226
Didn't even bother anon, and I also don't care.

>>4548267
yeah, that's only just finished its ICO. Looks like small fry stuff. I was more thinking Sergoy should pop a cap in their ass.
Feels good putting my links in my MEW, goodbye chinky exchange. Good riddance... until the next binance only coin :(

>>4548271
Seeing that chart made be beat my gf

Literally the comfiest hold in crypto history

>>4548112
I almost did this but there's many cool projects out there, I'm spread to thin desu.

I think SUB is dope af and Intense Coin has a shit faggot name but it's a pretty awesome project (decentralized VPN service).

Other than that I also hold ARDR, RCN, ZEN, QSP and bought a tiny amount of POWR just cuz it's cool to see blockchain be used in such a way.

>>4548209
I'll look into both of these, thanks. I hope CND isn't confido though.


>>4548238
Nice, if I made more money I'd include some ARK, DCR and OMG in my portfolio. Right now I only have $3k to my name so I'm literally all in on 2018 EOY moonshots.

>>4548314

deluded to the point of ignoring blatant facts

spectacular

no LINKs are cucks who can't get laid

>>4548333
It still hurts everyday senpai. I'm almost back at 0.2 btc but it took more than a month. Won't see 0.5 btc for a while I'm afraid...

>>4548390
>he thinks Bittrex listing is important for LINK
You amuse me anon, you may stay in this thread.

>>4548271
Got you beat here
Going all in on link was the worse trade I’ve ever made and I have no idea why I was so deluded to hold and kept expecting it bounce.
I was really depressed over this for a while but then I said fuck it and reminded myself that I stared with 0.1btc at the start of the year and I’ve cashed out several times since too.

I considered myself a decent trader and even I got justed by this coin like no other (it doesn’t look as bad on the usd graph but it’s still pretty bad)

Still holding btw

>>4548377
>4548377
someone pls tell me if I'm going to make it

>>4548514
just keep holdin' bro. we WILL come out victorious

>>4548514
Ouch man, that sucks. It's the first time I hodled through a crash and I got burned hard as fuck. No more iron hands here. I still feel like it should've bounced but traders (or bots) on Binance ran the price into the ground.

I sold 4k of my 5k stack at ATL to make some money back. I hope LINK doesn't moon for at least another month or I will never forgive myself.

I've been considering buying into LINK today -- seems like it's near the bottom of its crash, no?

>>4548652
Looks like it's finally leveling out. It probably won't dip below $0.15 without bad news. I'm hoping it trades sideways till at least 1/2018.

WE MOON NAO

for the first time in my life, I know I'm gonna make it.

>>4548597
>I sold 4k of my 5k stack at ATL to make some money back
Retard. Enjoy FOMOing in at $0.50 then panic selling when it dips back to $0.40

Don't worry, you can always buy back in at $1. Hopefully you will have learned to stop jumping from coin to coin trying to catch the last wave by then

>>4548711
Same, at this point LINK is my retirement fund and I'd love if you guys would step up the goddam fud around here. Please don't post anymore pro link threads, just FUD FUD FUD and if any of you are photoshop whizzes maybe work something out to get price down to a dime each.

One thing about crypto that is pissing me off today: why does no one care about Mysterium Network? A decentralized blockchain VPN

i mean come on why isn't that top 100 market cap material

top 50 would make more sense, but it belongs in top 20

>>4547485
fuck, I lost it

>>4547987
>holding anything besides 100% LINK
but actually SALT

>>4548752
So all your previous posts were fake, weak shilling?

>>4548826
>Already up $600 with the money I took out
I admire your irons hands anon but at this moment I'm pretty sure LINK won't truly moon till 2018. If it does I still have my 1k to reap profits from. Just need it to reach $1.50 to cover my losses lol.

>>4548514
Fuck anon, I got just'd for 50% of my portfolio worth, I try not to think about it too much. But then I made it back on MOD, then lost it again on MOD, then sold low. And here I am, but I'm up 33% by measure of LINKS so whatever.

Not sure how there are so many pink wojacks flying around regarding LINK still.

I bought in a bit at 40c, but its been 6 weeks since then and I've just been pumping fiat into it between the bounces of 15-18c and flipping my stack on the swings.

This has averaged down the price of my stick by shitloads.

I think I had around 2000 LINK at 40c, now I have 20,000.

Tired of pnd?
We're getting the info from 65 chanels and 23 top traders in scandinavia and Western-Europe to warn you against P&D's

https://discord.gg/dY4cqkJ

>>4548752
were all gonna make it bros

What's up with link? Is it still going up because of the bittrex rumor? Or people are scared to dump this time for some reason?

Just got this email, kek. I guess this means we'll be free of bot manipulation?

>>4549523
Should we tell him?

link got a community discord?

>>4549669
Don't think so, there's a slack, telegram, and a gitter (whatever the fuck that is)

Here guys, here's some epic MOON music while we all enjoy watching the moon mission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJSM4tAeEAA

i need it to drop to .13 or .14 so I can buy in.

>>4547541
50? Mate once a coin gets added to bittrex and its not a shitcoin, it flies off to the galaxt

More mooning music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRwk610U9Cw

>>4549894

>>4549585
>Bittrex actively discourages any type of market manipulation

i guess wallet ""maintenance"" doesn't fall under that category?

>>4550295
bullshit, new coin hasn't been added to trex in so long you have fucked up memory from what usually happened

>>4550327

>>4550377
I honestly wonder if it's not some guy that figured out the bittrex test wallet and just sent LINK there to fuck with everyone. Would be pretty smart if so.

>>4550377
They added $ADA last month cretin

>>4550641
But then again what were the details on the sending address?

I have just 1300 LINK.. am I gonna make it?

I COULDA PUT 2k in link last night at $0.164, AND MADE $375 IN 12 HOURS DOING NOTHING BUT EATING CHEETOS AND FUCKING MY GF.

>>4547542
unless the idea is so good that (((someone))) tries to send sergey on vacation

>>4550758
TOO BAD YOU CANT CABS OUT FUCKER

>>4550641
it was sent by a bittrex wallet you dumbass

>>4548555
I don't understand why no one likes LINK.

>>4550758
Ahaha go in and you’ll never get out chasing out is non existent

>>4550730
Well, you could probably get a new BMW 3 series one day. So I guess?

>>4550730
Your not gonna be set for life. But you'll walk away with a good amount of money. Enough to improve your life significantly and make more gainz. But accumulate more. I have 2K, trying to get to 5K

>>4550770
D E L E T E T H I S

>>4550730
Also trading even if only holding is still always a gamble. Find a good job or trade and just sit and hold. Use gainz to buy land.

>>4550933
Just saying anon. If the idea is truly good and or revolutionary, you think the wealthy elites will sit buy. Be prepared for a fight. Crypto won't save dreamers. You need more. Family, friends, land, weapons, gold

I have 39k right now but I had to sell 1000 because my bank account is literally empty and I have bills coming up. But I had enough to get 80k at one point, kind of want to neck myself.

>>4551009
Jk crypto will set you up for life

Also I was trying to accumulate and failing, now I just said fuck it and went all in at 1976 sats, I'll just have to inject more fiat if I want more. But this thing is way to fucking volatile I literally don't sleep well when I'm not holding LINK because I'm afraid of it shooting to 40c or something ridiculous without me.

On a private group chainlink is gonna be the new neo. Devs don't want to release shit because of nda and competition. (You've been warned)

>>4551009
The good thing about it LINK is the elites will actually benefit from it.

>>4551159
ie they'll save money

4th Battalion Chan company resupplying fresh 155mm Meme Rounds to the front lines. Gear up lads.

Why should invest in this obvious bear market and become a pink wojak posting L I N K M A R I N E?

>>4551214
That movie brings back some awesome childhood memories.

>>4551159
This is why its such a fucking genius moon mission. It will be backed. It will be adopted.

It will take me places, oh dear jesus.

say link moons, making everyone millionaires. what now? how do i cash out? which coin do i convert to to retain my wealth?

>>4551598
Buy BTC or ETH with LINK, transfer it to coinbase where your bank should be linked, sell the BTC/ETH and transfer the fiat to bank account.

>>4551598

>cash out

>>4547222
I’ll buy one. Where are you shipping from

How fucking funny would be if Linkfags actually made it, probably most incredible meme of all times

>new fiscal year begins soon
>chainlink network will be live

>>4551598
>chainlink holdings go to $1M usd
>buy Ark
>stake on /biz/ delegate
>get 10% of my total holding a year in staking or roughly $100k/year
>relax

Wouldn't do it all at once obviously, would move things over in time depending on news and events and how confident I felt in the Ark project or whether there's another staking coin with a better future, but that's my general plan. As for cashing out, Coinbase I guess until I find something better.

>>4551733
Blocknet is the best staking coin if you can afford a masternode.

>>4551153
Tell us more

>>4551681
Was discussing this today. I /believe/

Are we expecting any kind of drop back to 0.16 soon?

Trying to time my buy up of LINK with ETH's peak to get the best possible exchange.

You dumb deluded linkies

10k linktard here

You deluded linkies will never make it, we are going back to $0.15

>>4552181
>>4552053
Regardless Sergeys christmas treat is taking us back

>>4552053
I have just been selling 30% of my stack at 2300 sats and buying back at 2k. Seems to be a safe place to set your orders.

>>4547031
Chicken nugget

>>4551128
Same, I even hate trying to swing just 5% of my stack.

REEEEEEEEEE drop already I want in on this at 0.155

it needs solid support at 5-6k to start being comfy

>>4552776
Yeah I should have bought it when it was 14 the other day

>>4548832
>hy does no one care about Mysterium Network? A decentralized blockchain VPN
because it's way to fucking specialised. We need much better abstractions for general use cases that still can be customized as needed.

>>4551758
How did you follow me. Get the fuck out

>>4547023

>>4548548
If dubs we all make it.

just jumped into this black hole mission

>>4553666
oooh trips, guess we all don't make it

>>4548832
>>4514432
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

>>4553666
what the fuck have I done...

>>4548442
why are you coping this hard, linklet?

>>4553666
For prosperity

>>4553666
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

>>4547908
>going to do it
>throws a measly 50 bucks
my sides

>>4553777
wtf is going on in here.

>>4553666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN

>>4553410
K?

>>4554000
>we're in the money
>we're in the money
>'c'mon my honey
Let's spend it, lend it, send it, rollin' along

>>4553666
>>4553777
>>4554000
LINK $100

>>4546952

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies ensues, causing the price to hit 1 sat even faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the Mayo Clinic. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

>>4553666
>>4553777
>>4554000
>>4554155
>>4553988

>>4554235
>he secretly went all in LINK

>>4548514
Beat you! Haha feels good to win

>Almost sold my shitty 3k stack at 0.15 for fear of it going to 0.14 or lower.
>Too tired from work to be arsed.
>Link goes up right after that thought.
>regret not buying more at 0.15.

I will never make it.