/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Paragon addicted pickpocket tries to assassinate my avatar.
>Gives me a moments notice by screaming something about Wraith Protocol and huffin’ jazz.
>Cloud-boosted memory recalls some Dogecoin Dark pump and dump from years earlier.
>Normally, District0x forces would instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>Relay stand-by orders to incoming Districtox forces.
>Download latest version of the Decentralised Jeet Kun Do by famous AI author Bruise L-AI
>Completes just as assassin is about to bear down on me.
>I swiftly flow around his awkward attack, slipping around from behind and snapping his neck.
>A loud voice cries across the Digi-speakers.
>FIRSTBLOOD!
>10k Firstblood added to my account.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud.
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI.
>Another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Lazily scratch the scar I received back in the BTC/BCH Civil war of 2017.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse /biz/ on 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me…
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost.

Tip Jars;
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ETH: 0x1bE8AA2133358f4580f3D0B5Ea6d57DfEC099076
LTC: LKWYPPjXQ1e36fRHesCPNQvt5XM7s1kwqK
ARK: AZtoFXfP4ia4JcbjgQCUaQQgSJ1DkyXSex

cool story bro

>>4337770
Cheers. Feel free to add some lines and I'll add it to the pasta. Also post cyberpunk pics for ambiance.

> I went all in and lost everything that I had back in 2023
> LINK couldn't keep up with it's competitor LINKED
> My alarm rings
> I check my government-issued holographic wrist-phone, it reads...
> "0500"
> I have to get up to go to work
> I have the standard meal that the government has rationed out to everyone for breakfast
> Artificial oatmeal, commonly known as dog food for humans
> I mix it with a packet of chicken-styled artificial food flavoring, so it's not too bad
> I prepare for work and leave my single unit apartment
> I live on the 15th floor, and everyone on my floor is preparing to go work as well
> There are no elevators
> We take the stairs up and down every single day
> A dark green self-driving bus is waiting for us as soon as we exit our apartment building
> I insert my index finger, which has a microchip implanted in it, into the device that acknowledges my presence
> I look up to the camera above the entrance of the bus and it scans my retinas
> It confirms that I am indeed I
> I look outside and see Bill driving the new flying car that Tesla had just released
> He invested in Bitbeans back in 2016
> "Damn...", I sighed
> I arrive to work and get in the assembly line

>>4337924
Love it. I'm going to pretend this is the life of the digitally-destitute Arklet that I tip in the story.

> decentralized proof of authority world govmt
> citizens get to vote for national rulers either by holding stakes or performing work in nationalised facilities
> you've been elected the ruler of Burma 3d time in a row
> you dont even need to do anything as you installed a supercomputer on every city 5 yrs ago
> all of them still pull data from Chainlink to compute optimal decisions
> 15% the nodes they use are in your possesion
> basically, u spend national budget to pay yourself in LINK
> by the end of term the demand for your nodes will grow by another 3% as the result of LINK stacking

>>4338258
I like this, and I'm lacking a good ChainLink entry. I'll try to work some of this into the pasta next time.

>>4337683
>The year is 2025 (real)
>intellengence has been augmentented by a trivial ai, sparking a cyborg singularity
>We are everywhere in the universe

Oh ye, cyberpunk pics
Is this cyberpunk enough?

>>4338334
Resistance is futile.

>>4338350
Good enough for me.