/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bartend on the weekends

sup

>>4188430
sucking cocks

Professional REQ trader.

>>4188430
I am an aspiring artist looking into a niche market of dickgirls and traps in an anime-esque style and routinely trade shitcoins.

I'm a professional HODLr.

>>4188430
I am a Cryptocurrency Analyst and Private Fund Manager

>the private fund is my life savings

>>4188430
I love traveling and climbing big mountains. Oh, "for a living"? As in money? Well, I guess you could call me an investor.

You look like the type of girl who's good at investing. I can give you some tips.

I remember when I used to respond with stupid stuff like Seal hunter or or farmer. I doubt that shit would work these days.

I'd want to say "I sell insurance. Protection. Anyone who can afford a premium can pick up a plan."

But I think I'd simply tell her that we can talk about that some other time.

professional bag holder

Listen girl..

I don't have the time to explain what I do for a living or how I made all my money.

What I can tell you is that I buy everything you have ever dreamed of.

I might go into more detail as time goes on but for now all you need to know is that I'm into digital assets.

Let's get this lunch to go, grabs some drinks and head back to my place.

>take her to my aventador

>I can feel the heat radiating from her pussy as the car vibrates on start up

I'm a professional vapid whore disposer. And I'm on the clock. Now get the fuck out of my sight.

>>4188498
Cringe

I am a professional coin investor. Now let me introduce you to my favorite method, Stacy, it's called the Pump and Dump.

I'm a professional decentralized asset relocator focused on high risk property.

>>4188430
Night watchman at a sheep farm.
i only make about 3,000 shekels a month, but i only work 3-4 five hour shifts per week.
(Yeah, shekels)
living with mom like a NEET, but at least putting money in crypto every month

>>4188430
ITT: Autism speaks.

>>4188464
well played

>>4188498
you're a virgin............. aren't you?

I draw anime girls

>>4188430
as little as possible

>>4188430
I collect good boy points and exchange them for tendies.
U have milkies! GIVE ME MILKIES!

keep dying gold digging slut
>t. autist

I get high for a living. Whatup.

>>4188430
While you were out partying, I studied the blade. While you were out having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain.

>>4188498
wow so hot baby

i draw red triangles on pictures of candles and watch the green worm wiggle up and down

>>4188430
Don't worry about it. Lets go to Nobu its on me.

https://discord.gg/ahSAawG

Join.

I pay children from third world countries 10 cents an hr to make designer T-shirts .

>>4188519
kek

>>4188498
>>4188619

>>4188430
My family literally thought I was selling drugs during the epic mooning this summer. I made a pretty good amount but sadly not enough for a Lambo.

>>4188430
I'm a sniper from a war torn country, and I pop girls who look like yous' melons for a ten spot. I can tell you from watching through my scope many times, beauty is only skin deep.

>>4189025
>My family literally thought I was selling drugs during the epic mooning this summer. I made a pretty good amount but sadly not enough for a Lambo.

How much did you cash out?

>>4189060
About 12k with an investment of $500
Decred and I sold wayyy to early

>>4189084
Weak hands

>>4189084
Did you cash out 100% of your crypto?
Did you report your currency trading earnings to your local tax authorities?

>>4188498
>how I made all my money
>>4188440

it all fits (literally)

>>4189097
For real
>>4189109
I think I'll have to before April 15th. Pretty sure Coinbase and Polonix report that

Shut up when talking to me girl.

sucked 1000 cocks for 1 dollar

>>4188439
I know your pain.

22 and unemployed :L

>>4189243
>Shut up when talking to me

>>4189789
You hear me? Answer me!

>>4188480
>stupid stuff like Seal hunter or or farmer

what is stupid about farmer?

i grow dope, salvia and opium

>>4188430
US Postal Clerk

Wish I were retired and playing the market at home.

>>4188430
How the f... do you keep your cool when you talk to women like this ?

I honestly think chasing and saving up money is much more important, I just hate getting nervous around these babes all the time....

>>4188452
KEK

>>4188430
I drink a lot live off welfare and have panic attacks over crypto.

Cop in europe.

I sell rubber cocks and rubber cock accessories, while lurking /biz/ between customer interactions and trying to find the newest get-rich-quick schemes.

>>4188498
>aventador
Literally had to google this because cars are gay.

>>4188430
i eat bad food, I masturbate and sit in front of a PC All day.

student of life

Well you see I buy imaginary internet tokens then watch them slowly go down, once they are low enough I panic and sell them again. I do this a few times a month and usually buy what a bunch of people on a Cambodian woodblock printing forum tell me to buy, that or whatever has the most funny pictures.

Lunch is on you right?

i lose my life savings margin trading memes shilled on a anime image board full of autistic NEETS and I am one of these autistic NEETS i have no friends and I am a virgin but can you please take my virginity m'lady i will tip you some doge coin

>>4188480
insurance is bad girls dont like that.
something like fund manager woula be nice but she will find out the truth lol

trained chef by profession, many years in the industry but i quit to trade lol

>>4188430
LOL! TFW I went to school with this girl and now seeing her here on a random biz post :D Where the fuck did you steel this pic from, op?

I'm the director of compliance at *I'm not listing my place of employment on /biz/*.

>>4190006
Jason Bourne is gonna choke you out. But the good news is he won’t kill you.

>>4188430

I work in admin for the city hospital in the oncology centre. I also have a small side hobby business trading cryptocurrency online.

>>4188430
That's none of your concern.

Some people call me an artist because I draw stuff for money. I also invest in cryptocurrencies and real estate.

Who the fuck sent you? I'll end your little tight IRS ass bitch

>>4188430

show vajeina betch lasagna

IM A NEET AND THOSE ARE SOME LICKABLE EYES

>>4188454
fag

>>4188454
I respect that

>>4188430
>Anon, what do you do for a living? I am dying to know!
I'm the infamous hacker known as '4chan'. Payment for my exploits comes in the form of bitbills.

I am in a warehouse all day working up a sweat, girl. [Flirty emoji]

I receive cripple money each week

>>4191361
Good
>>4191510
Smart move

Scaffolding supervisor offshore

I'm a blockchain asset manager

Working on a platform for international trade based on blockchain. I'm gonna make a shitton of money, stay mad nociners.

Fuck you CIA nigger whore

>>4188498
*tips fedora

i don't do anything for money

>>4188430
i make bags

I buy bags and gift em

Blockchain visionary.
And baby, believe me when I tell you , that I know how to chain your link.

>>4188439
I did this for one day. It was awful.

>>4188430
Sticking sharpies in pooper for rich old men to pay me in buttcoin.

Nah, for reals, bookkeeping at a medium-tier auditing firm and studentcuck.

>>4188626
I wish I could draw anime girls.

>>4188430
WHY ARENT U WEARING A SHIRT U FUCKING WHORE

I am a 24yr old bar tender. Besides from my growing assets I give hot bitches and nasty selfcentered dudes their drinks.
I make amazing burning cocktails yo

>>4188439
I bartend every day.

>>4188430

online poker pro. Although since crypto has been booming lately, I haven't played in about 2 months, lel

Senior R&D scientist at ThermoFisher Scientific

>>4191979
Seems fun tbqh

>>4192081
Top /biz/ meme

Keks all around

ER doc. I've been dumping around 40% of my salary into crypto the past year.

Plan is when I finish my training to hopefully be comfortable enough to able to go medicine sans frontiers, maybe focus on ID or trauma. I'm not a fan of ID but they are the one thing medicine can cure, everything else is just keeping it at bay. Except surgery obviously.

I have no idea why people find my position glamourous. 95% of it is shit, piss, blood and vomit.

>>4192179
Pittsburgh

>>4188430
I am a part time engineering student part time private funds manager i currently have 2 clients(my parents) and i am hoping to grow as a managèr the future is bright

>>4192214
Europe

>>4192212
* prestigious would have been a better choice of wording. Apologies I'm tired.

>>4192231
This cyrpto run is gonna bring about a whole new type of "digital asset managers".

>>4192248
Waiting for "We are the early adopters" meme

>>4188430
>mfw I legit work for an intelligence agency
>mfw I have to settle for "I work for [x telecom]"
>mfw this isn't even the worst of it
>mfw this is what I also have to say to my mother, sister, father; friends
>mfw this is what goes on my resume
>mfw "so, why are you in the security intelligence industry after working for 7 years at [generic government department]?" gets asked at job interviews

Fuck life, awesome field to work in, but if I could do it again? I'd do the same shit but just in a corporate field

Trade 1sat shitcoins on cryptopia like EMB etc

>>4192265
>work for an intellegence agency
>visits 4chan
Hi nsa, the pedos left 4chan a shiton of time ago right after the normie invasion so update yourself faggot

>>4192265
being this autistic making up a story that you work in intelligence to impress some autistics on an anime board.

>i see bleach in your future

>>4191645
SuperNet?

>>4188430
Engineering and shit. It sucks, I'd rather be a trader.

>>4188498

wew lad

>>4188498
you're never getting laid, buddy

>>4188519
This guy gets it

I am a fucking mover. I literally lift furniture all day and i made more money in a month on BTC than my boss does all year. KEK

>>4192265
Just tell them the truth. Don't tell which agency and you'll be fine. What's the point of doing something if you're not gonna take credit?

>>4192404
That shit works tho. Unless you're ugly or a manlet

>>4188481
Linkie or Digimarine?

>>4188430
I charge people 0,02 BTC for advices on blockchain.

>>4188498
Faggot

>>4188512
>>4188619
2nd

>>4188430
I don’t “do” anything. I live as a free man, not a slave.

>>4188498

>>4192548
bruh >>4191749

>>4192548
bruh >>4191711

>>4192535
bruh >>4191749

>>4190070
Living the dream

>>4188430
Push numbers around on a screen.
Want to go for a ride in my Ferrari?