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How about you kill yourself instead you worthless piece of shit

>>4097336
chase the chick never chase the cheque

>>4097353

Nah he doesn't deserve escape - he deserves to be working minimum wage for the rest of his life while his father has a long and happy life.

>>4097336
ITT: A good reason not to have children

>>4097353
Fuck you. Do you think the other men in history were able to make it without doing shit like this? Princes kill their father and siblings all the time. In fact they are even advised to do so.

What makes this any different? If you had a son who is planning on killing himself wouldnt you offer your own life to save him?

As someone that lost their dad to attempted family murder suicide (he tried killing me and my mom but was too drunk so he offed himself in front of the arriving police) it's not worth it to try and speed it up. Unforeseen things may make your situation worse.

If you have a relatively normal family despite some shortcomings you still probably love the shit out of them and would miss them dearly. I hated my dad because he was abusive but I still find myself missing him sometimes.

tldr; get a job and make smart investments so that in 5 years you'll be on the moon in your lambo while you buy your parents some shitty condo to live in while they die.

>>4097336
I have no idea what this is, you mean you are addicted to gambling on absolutely worthless cryptoshit and want to screw your whole family?

Seems legit, sage this attention seeking shit. OP if true, get help, maybe try "programming" your own app and make money instead of being childless and alone so you can fucking gamble more. You're a sick fuck OP and need help.

I got trolled. I know.

>>4097336
>I'm not sure of my parents age since I havent memorized their birth years

Be sure to feed your dad lots of cheap unhealthy junk food. Also sugary drinks. If he drinks alcohol buy him some more often. It will cut years off his life.
If that doesn't work just shoot him.

You are a programmer living in a third world country? That's the best case scenario to be rich are you retarded.

It's called freelancing. You can charge fukn $400usd a week and be rich in your third world country.

>>4097384
I am not LARPING bro. This altcoin bear season just made me realize that I need to take more drastic measures in order to "make it".

I also try to program websites and dapps on the side but its even more hopeless in crypto. I mean what are the chances that the websites I make become successful? Almost NIL.

>>4097374

That's not your choice to make. The fact that you are even thinking about this shows that you need your father more than you could ever imagine.

Get back in touch with your spiritual side. Read the Taoist canon or some Buddhist books or some shit.

>>4097374
No I'd have another son that wasn't less of a disappoint than you and keep you out of the will

fucking kill yourself you worthless leech

>>4097391
But how many years will this take? His belly is really big now to the point that we tease him that he is pregnant but it still seems like he is healthy.

He has no other vices. He never smokes or drinks.

>>4097336
This shit is just sad, even by 4chan standards.

>>4097429
Yeah you're dad is going to live another 20 years.

What country are you in and how good is the healthcare system?

Waiting for the time when your son posts here in the future asking how kill his dad . Whats goes around will come around.

>>4097410
Imagine being so fucking retarded that you can't make money without killing your parents.

>>4097448
Heh, I am never going to have children because I know that they might start thinking like me. Plus marriage is a shitty deal for men.

>>4097446
Health care is shit here. I wont say what country so that I wont be identified. Plus my dad doesnt really like going to doctors. He says everyone dies anyway.

This is literally FREE MONEY. If I pull this off correctly.

>>4097429
Look up slow acting poisons and slip little bits into his food. Stuff that causes cancer.

>>4097466
I'm not getting why you care so little for your parents that you'd rather have them dead than you not having money. Unless you're like fucking dirt poor desperate, but it seems you have some practical skills and a job so you're obviously not.

>>4097466

Nothing is free. Any action you take will come back to bite you.

>>4097336

>. My current holdings are 50k LINK and 100k REQ.

LARP

>>4097468
I googled it and it says Arsenic and Antifreeze are slow acting poisons. The problem is how do i deliver a constant dose everyday.

I was thinking of borrowing their car and destroying the brake system or whatever instead. So when they drive it, it will seem like an accident.

>>4097503
Try making ricin or ordering some off a darknet market. Make sure to try it yourself first so you can verify the strength

>>4097336
Are you jewish?

>>4097494
Fuck you. Im not kidding. I really have 50k LINK and 100k REQ. I bought LINK at $0.43 and REQ at 0.00028 ETH.

I tried to cancel my REQ orders the day before the token unlocked but Etherdelta wont let it.

>>4097522
then you are gonna be a fucking millionaire in the next few months with 50k link so shut the fuck up you envyous cunt

just tell your mom and dad to give you money if you are so fucking selfish

>>4097512
i actually lol'd

but seriously this thread is disturbing

i wanna be rich too but money isn't everything OP, get help

>>4097382
Nope, pretty sure I prefer money over my parents. I mean they havent been abusive aside from pushing me so hard to get high grades but I really prefer money over parental love.

>>4097544
kek

agreed.

50,000 link, lives in a third world country and wants his family dead

wow

>>4097536
im not selling during this dip but i am getting a bit sweaty. I made a good amount of cash buying antshares but still this month sucks. LINK could fail nothing is 100% certain.

its just unfair biz, i would trade everything i currently have for basketball skills during my gradeschool and highschool years. fuck these sluts.

my car is top tier in my country YET I CANT EVEN USE IT TO PICK UP CHICKS IN BARS!!! HOW THE FUCK WILL I PICK UP CHICKS WHEN ITS SO HARD TO DRIVE WHILE DRUNK.

Im a shitty driver while sober as it is. Its unfair totally unfair.

>>4097536
>millionaire in the next few months with 50k link
>that would require link to be worth $20 per token
You wish

>>4097571
I can pick up girls because of my above average height but no they are no where near CRUSH OF THE TOWN level looks.

Scum, I hope you get terminal cancer

>>4097571
Yes or No, you're from:
1) the Balkans
2) Lithuania
3) Turkey
4) Brazil

>>4097594
No for all three

>>4097595
I listed 4

>>4097591
hahahaahah i actually smoke 1 pack of marlboro reds per day. I dont really care if I die in my 50s I just want to make it in my short life. Statistics say that it you get cancer in your early years its most likely because of genetics not because of vices.

Either way, if i get terminally sick, my parents are 100% dead. I'll have more reason to take MORE drastic measures.

>>4097336
>the absolute state of millenials

I'm sure the FBI can help you, OP. You'll be hearing from them no doubt.

So happy I have a dad who supports me and would basically buy me anything. Talking of investing in crypto, investing more than 10% of your wealth in it confirms you are a gambler so neither my dad nor me(also add Mark Cuban) would ever do that.
How about saving for 1 year and doing whatever you want with it?
I feel so lucky I have a family who loves me. I am fairly rich but fuck that money if you dont have loved ones
So funny that you wish you to spend all this money on whore who love you for you money and killing those who actually care.
This is the sole reason we have all the bad things happening, fucking man acting just the way his penis asks him to.
You mentioned about a prince killing his dad, yes that did happen. But we also have examples of sons saving their dad by putting their own life at stake. But you sure chose the first example. Every thing that has happened in the past doesnt mean it was right. The nazis gassed the jews all the time, should we do the same now?
Me and my dad together make money. But then there are dads who have sons like you who are not good enough to be paid , feel bad for him

>>4097608
I mean no for all 4, sorry I'm a bit drunk. This dip is fucking over my head.

I didnt realize there are so many third world countries in the world lmao.

>>4097622
My family's money comes from my mom's side. MY DAD DOESNT EVEN INVEST IN INDEX FUNDS FFS.

MY MOM INHERITED THIS SHIT FROM MY GRANDFATHER WHO DIED OF BRAIN CANCER IN HIS 40s. How my grandfather got his money? I dont know. He was dead by the time i was born.

But judging on how much money he got and compared to the average citizen here. Im pretty sure he got it by betraying his fellow countrymen when times were more hectic.

ITS UNFAIR. I can put better use for this money instead of letting them rot it in the bank.

>>4097648
Venezuela? Argentina? Chile?

>>4097660
Nope for all three i swear

>>4097336
(You)

>>4097336
Third world country everyone

>>4097664
Let me see:
>basketball popular
>smoking popular
>free but shitty healthcare
>troubles in the past (40-60 years)
I'm whittling it down, slowly. Romania? Domican republic? Ukraine? Phillipines?

My last guesses.

>>4097689
It's obviously the US of A :^)

>>4097695
He said third world country. Also, the USA didn't have any troubling times in the past 50 years, at least not domestically.

>>4097689
damn you're good. one of the countries you mentioned. im not going to mention which.

kudos anon, you actually made me smile even if im in a really dark place right now

You're literally sitting on 100k REQ you'll make it by the EOY stop being a retard

>>4097466
How much money does your family actually have in USD that you would literally kill your father to take control of?

>>4097706
I'm betting ukraine first and romania second.

>>4097336
Philippines

>>4097732
I doubt its Romania as one of the things he complained about was low wages / high income tax. If that was the issue he could just move to another EU country.

I'm going
1) Ukraine
2) Philippines

>>4097741

Agreed. Now who's gonna report to their cops? I imagine attempted murder is frowned upon there.

>>4097706
>>4097741
100% Phillipines.
>ranked 2nd by basketball related google searches
>ranked 45 by cigarette consumption (in front of the others I mentioned)
>100mil population, more than the other 3 I mentioned
>Japanese occupation troubles between 1940s and 1960s, subsequent rebuilding from 1960 onwards, from which OPs grandfather (born circa 1930s) could have profited

>>4097336
>linkie
kek the rabbit hole gets deeper

>>4097731
i dont know exactly but based on the information ive gathered from eavesdropping from my parents i'd get around 300k to 500k (without my brother's share) in fiat. im not sure about properties like land but we own 10 shitty lands inherited from my grandfather.

even if i get these lands its almost impossible for me to sell them, because who the fuck would buy land in the PROVINCE even if they are in hectars? I keep telling my dad that real estate isnt that rock solid as he thinks (inb4 watched the big short). but he keeps thinking real estate is the safest place to be.

JUST ONE WAR WOULD WRECK THE PRICES OF REAL ESTATE. We are about to get justed harder especially with World War 3 immininent because of Kim Jong Un.

we are not first worlders after all so we are relatively poor compared to first worlders

>>4097706
Apparently not dark to kill yourself.

Plus holding link bags. I thought sociopaths were supposed to be smart lmao

>>4097784
Another piece of the puzzle. Proximity to North Korea. Philippines confirmed.

If you're a Filipino, then it's a shame because they're family oriented and many parents are willing to become slaves to other countries to support their families.

Besides, you'll be treated like a king if you just earn $100k per year and it's not that hard in crypto to make it within 3 years. So why rush things to the point of killing your father?

>>4097410
lmao
>I also try to program websites and dapps on the side but its even more hopeless in crypto.

neck yourself subhuman

>>4097790
eh i was in a darker place when i bought ETH at $375. only antshares saved my butt when i bought in at $4.

i split my buy-ins 60-40% ETH/antshares

but still, im getting desperate. I HAVE 10 uncles aunts. THEY ALL INHERITED THEIR MONEY. ONE OF MY UNCLE IS LITERALLY A NEET AND HE IS FAR RICHER THAN ME BECAUSE OF INHERITANCE MONEY.

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEM ALL.

You bought Link & REQ ? You need to take yourself out of the gene pool.

>>4097790
IF MY MOTHER WAS AN ONLY CHILD I WOULD BE DROWNING IN MONEY. But for some reason people dont use condoms before.

The inheritance from my grandfather was divided by 10 but still quite large. I FUCKING WISH ALL MY AUNTS AND UNCLES WERE DEAD.

What's the point of "making it" if you can't share it with loved ones?

You only get one father, OP. You need to take care of him.

Lol @ OP worshipping pussy.

You must be a shit programmer if you can't even earn a solid wage. You're like a parasite feeding off the host.

You will realise your stupid mistake in years to come I guarantee it

OP, stop being a fag and tell us which 3rd world shit hole you are from. You want us to give you advise? stop fucking with us.

Fuck OP. I'm struggling to pay rent. I dont own a car, and I work my ass off to earn my money.
I'm happy with the relatively small returns of 1000 here and there. If I had 100k total, I'd be fucking set for the next decade.

Learn to be happy with what you've got or you'll never be happy in your entire life. Trust me.

>>4097336
Watch this film: "Throw Mama from the Train."
>you do not deserve your parents' wealth if you cannot figure out how to adapt the premise of that film to your own situation

>>4097861
He's avoiding that topic after everyone spammed Philippines which means it's Philippines.

>>4097861
He's pretty much told us it's the Phillipines

>>4097829
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: AbcfcuqS) 10/29/17(Sun)15:07:28 No.4097829▶
>You bought Link & REQ ? You need to take yourself out of the gene pool.

But why anon? LINK and REQ are aboslutely have good fundamentals but they were only born in the worst month for alts.

Meh, i dont really care. I read a lot of academic journals about everything from cigarettes etc and these two seem like solid buys. I expect you to talkshit more about my investments though since my post about me wanting to kill my parents probably triggered you.

I read the antshares whitepaper back to back and even researched about DBFT and made me buy. Let me tell you, the LINK and REQ whitepaper even made me more bullish than antshares.

but still id be lying if the current prices arent making me sweat.

>>4097336
>linkie a dumbass who can’t make money without killing their parents

God is in heaven. All’s right with the world

>>4097859
I made a ton of money spamming Pay per download PPD (LinkBux, FileIce, etc) $2k per week during my highschool years. I made fake installers of upcoming highly anticipated video games.

But still, I "wont make it" at this rate. I mean income from these scam sites arent really constant. As soon as you get fucked by a copyright complaint the income stream is over.

>>4097883
* have absolutely

shiiiet im losing it.

>>4097548
This is the dumbest troll shit ever

>>4097943
Whats so dumb about that? You obviously arent committed enough about "making it". People in the past kill their parents all the time for power.

Its only religious and cultural bullshit that prevents people from trading their parents for power.

>>4097954
You watched too much Star Wars. You're not Kylo Ren.

>>4097972
Fuck star wars. I only want enough money to make it. Its unfair, totally unfair. I wish i was good at basketball instead of computers.

>>4097998
What does making it mean for you? You said they'd leave you with 500k when they die, so they have money. How about you make your own money here and there, live comfy, and when the time comes you'll inherit their money as well.

>>4098012
ahahuhauahiuahauhauiahaha 500k without the lands. i swear to god id glock them this instant if there is 0% i can get caught.

i dont know honestly im in a really dark place. you do realize my mom beat me up for getting 3 minstakes in an a FUCKING EXAM right!!emldk2jiojior3wjfiozgjtu3ew

its fucking 3 mistakes. i HATE THEM I REALLY FUCKING HATE TAME #Riuefjosd'

>>4097784
>hectares of land
>province

It's confirmed you're from Philippines and you're plan is to sell the land to invest in crypto.

>link and req holder
>father killer
>all theory no action
I can see you as an incompetent son whom father doesn't believe him that much. An impatient kid who tries to rush things because he can see other people on the internet doing it big.

The best course of action is to convince your dad with jew tactics, think of win/win situation, seduce his greed of money.

>>4097998
>I wish i was good at basketball instead of computers.
Lol. you just want to be noticed by the pajeets in the Philippines. Your dreams are so low, like most third world people.

>>4098037
stop it. get some help.

>>4098037
THOSE 3 MISTAKES ARE BECAUSE OF A PEN COLOR. I GOT -3 FROM THE EXAM BECAUSE OF SHADING USING HTE WRONG PEN COLOR IN AN EXAM.

MY FUCKING MOM BEAT ME UP BECAUSE OF THIS. ITS UNFAIR. ITS FUCKING UNFAIR!

IVE STUDIED SO HARD. I know you thingk im larping but im literally crying right now. HAHUHAUIDHISU I could hire hookers but they probably wont understand because they dont even know what crypto is.

>>4098048
Look buddy my father loves me so much i can confirm it. He knows im planning to kill him because i told him back in 2012 but he still always visits me in my NEET condo kissing me in my forhead telling me that hell always love me.

The one who is abusing me is my mother. She beats me up for 3 mistakes in some shitty in exam.

Even though my father loves me, killing him is the only way ill make it. Since my mother made him in charge of the finances. If he dies ill for sure be in charge of the finances.

My mother is not fat there is literally 0% chance of her dying before my father. FUCK HER. I guess girls who were hot in hteir teens are absolute sociopaths. fucjk her

>>4098061
ITS NOT MY FAULT FOR ONLY HAVING A BLACK PEN. I SWEAR ILL PULL AN ELLIOT RODGER IF IM STILL NOT RICH IN 2019

>>4098110
Livestream it at least

>>4097758
HAHAHAHAHAH faggot extrajudiucial killing is allowed in the Phillloppines and you're going tto report me to ht e cops? fuck you

Is it time to call the Phillippine police on this premeditated patricide & matricide?

>>4098148
As if they;lll care. Duterte made killing legal my borther

>>4098061
It's your fault for not being properly prepared for the exam; after all: you were given ample warning to show up on time in the possession of a pen with the correct color of ink.

>>4098148
Absolutely. Link them the thread. I'm sure Hiro will cooperate in bringing this dangerous criminal to justice.

>>4097336
You are Filipino, which are probably the most emotional and disgusting creatures right next to curry niggers. Go back to call centers. Us emotionally stable, smarter, taller whites will take over for you.

>>4097336

You, sir, are a cunt.

>>4098236
Also, I don't believe your claims. Urine smelling flips tend to lie about their shit. Heck, you flips are all the same, let me guess, your salary is 40k php a month and your a """master""" php developer. Eat my ass

>>4097336
You need to fond Jesus, my man.

This shit's sad, I've gonna call and take my parents out to dinner now.

>>4097449

Kek

>>4097336
Filipinos are the most low class, selfish people on the planet, you all look the same and are the same, gorilla faced with disgusting noses. Your accent is also repulsive and you sell out your own mother and family for money. Without the west you would have all died, and you know it. Continue stabbing each other in the back for $1 dollar because that's the type of people you are, you equate everything with money, including love and compassion.

>>4097574
I know you faggot

I hope it's bait because if it's not you're the most inhuman being I have ever witnessed and I hope you fucking die

So it's true, biz is full of sandnigger pajeets.

>>4098422
All Asians are insects.

LMAO MY PARENTS ARE GIVING ME AN ADDITIONAL 100k USD AFTER CRYING CROCODILE TEARS HAUYHAUY*DAHAHAHAIUHAH NO JOKE. I TOLD THEM MY INVESTMENTS FAILED AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT KILL MYSELF AND THAT THEY LOVE ME. EXTRA 100K NIGGAS SHIT IS TOO EASY. THEY SAID THIS SHIT IS NORMAL.

>>4097336
>Subhuman have no morals
Wow, shockers.
And we are replacing our human population with your kind, nice one women, thanks for your vote.

>>4098734
I can't wait until you put that into some shitty ICO that tanks

>>4098789
No fucking way I'm putting this in crypto. Maybe a small percentage into OMG but most of it is going to index funds or some shit.

Only a matter of time before my crocodile tears stop working and my parents throw me into the gutter.

>>4098012
NIGGA THEY DIDNT MAKE THIS MONEY. THEY INHERITED IT TOO. ITS UNFAIR. But all's good. My parents love me after all.

>>4097336
>>4097374
>>4097410
>>4097466
>>4097503
>>4097522
>>4097648
>>4097706
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>>4098156
OP you don't deserve your parebts. You will most likely develop stage 4 brain cancer or spinal cancer within the next 12-24 months and will be dead within 6 months of prognosis. Life will go on, us on here will make it, while everyone will forget about you and how worthless of a life you were. Your parents will outlive you and your little brother will get the money instead and marry a model tier girl. Hell is waiting for you and you will be there within 18-30 months.

>>4098902
I know bro, I know. I probably wont live long since cancer usually develops in the following pattern

dead from cancer -> safe -> grandchild dead from cancer

my grandfather died from brain cancer btw so its likely i'll have it too. ITS TIME FOR ME TO MAKE IT BEFORE I DIE. im still quite healthy though in fact im 100% safe from vaccine prevented diseases since im complete in vaccines since i was a baby.

>>4097389
To be fair i only know my mum's birthday because is 04/05/67. I don't know my dad's or sister's, i just don't care

>>4098972
Right? its so fucking hard to memorize birth years. i dont even know how old my brother is exactly even though we love each other.

I memorized their birth months and date though.

Holy fuck, I've been on 4chan since 06 but this is the most disgusting shit ive ever seen. Ive never resorted to saying this to anyone before : you are human garbage.

>>4097336
Thanks for reminding me to never spend any money in raising kids , i never said i wont make kids i said i would just abandon them leave then fatherless is a win win situation your genes go on in life and you dont have to worry about a kid killing you for your money

>>4099097
i know you hate me but bro do NOT ever have kids. its a shitty deal especially marriage.

>>4099106
I dont hate you i think you're the biggest sheep of them all way worse than chads and staceys because you'll go further into doing something permanent for a few shekels from our jew overlords, this proves you'd do anything for money you are like the perfect goym, this kinda saddens me in 2017 people still acting like this, i wish i was god I'd definitely erase the mankind from existance we are just worthless

>>4099106
whatever, i believe only those that are willing to sacrifice everything including family will MAKE IT.

>>4097336
I honestly really hope this is a meme because you read like an exaggeration of the autistic manchild stereotype.
If it's not a meme you should kill yourself though

>>4099178
You are just immature this is what happens when kids read Machiavelli without an adult guiding them, you are being stupid and immature you'll reflect about this when you are locked up in jail

>>4099239
how will i get locked up in jail when my parents agreed to give me an additional 100k. no need for me to kill them anymore.

>>4097336

>I am a programmer

Write some terrible worms.

Or a website and a whitepaper and collect some millions $ with an ico.

>>4097374
>unironically using an analogy of princes to justify murdering your parents by proxy thinking you'll be king once they're dead
did fatty daddy touch you up or something? why are you so obtuse and sad?

>>4099280
i already tried creating scam websites. the recent enjin ico made me earn $1500 from my fake scam website. this is not enough to make it. FFS sake ripping off the Enjin website took a lot of effort while crying for an hour netted me 100k usd.

>>4099330
seriously dude kill yourself. no matter how much money you have you're never getting laid, because you're a huge autist and no girl is going to want to be around you

>>4099350
oh please i get laid but not with the girls i want. believe or not im actually above average in looks and height. i think this is because ive had more nutrition during my childhood than my countrymen.

>>4099412
sure bro ;^)