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LINK MARINES Assemble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

Major Aleron Helix reporting in. Understanding can be reached with the no LINKers for the need to reduce the LINK threads on /biz/. Let attempt a productive centralized thread for the discussion of; proof news, slack reconnaissance, speculation, FUD and FOMO, and most important how your gearing up to promote by buying the dip and never selling at a loss with those Mythril Hands. Bourbon and Joe served over in /v/, gains rifle maintenance over in /k/, and the chaplain is present is /x/ should you need to seek counsel with the Lord in the trying times.

Also shout out to Plushbro, search him out on the board; your gonna want a few LINK Plush Cubes for the dash of your Lambo in a few years.

To those new, here is the circulating LINK Marine RANK structure.

- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

Rank and General thread suggestion can be emailed to: majaleronhelix@gmail.com

Promotions are abound, what will you tell your grandchildren about serving on the Vanguard of /biz/?

>> No.4002721
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Sir,

1LT reporting in. Want to promote to Colonel but am waiting to see if it will dip back to at least 10c.

Think it will? Anyone?

>> No.4002743

Colonel Sillyboo reporting in.
We're hoping to see a moon once the fork have happened. Currently everyone's buying BTC in anticipation of the fork.

We should see people start funnelling money back into good coins once the fork have happened.

Happy linking.

>> No.4002797

>>4002743
So I should just buy sub 30c?

>> No.4002886

>>4002797
Had buy order at 96k gewi which got filled by the recent dip.

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>>4002582

Daily reminder the Prophecy of Kek has been revealed. Meme magic helped elect a president and it's now going to make all true believers rich.

Daily reminder to keep stockpiling fresh OC memes for the moon mission.

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>>4002721
I'd say the difference is inconsequential. 2-3 years from now, that extra 8 cents is gonna make you laugh so hard. Go ahead and promote.

>>4002958
Is this not the best?

>>4002974
KEK!

>> No.4003311

Staff Sergeant reporting in, looking to promote to at least Sergeant Major by November, but I'm a poorfag. Still holding, and I will as long as possible. Keep up the threads, Major, I appreciate the effort, SIR!

>> No.4003329

Just promoted from private to specialist last night by riding these waves. Feels good to not be in the lowest category anymore.

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Second Lieutenant here feeling comfy.

15k LINK locked away. 1200 for fucking around and daytrading to grab some more. feels good

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>>4003311
Love that fighting spirit SSG! Post when it happens so we can make that promotion ceremony!

>>4003329
Congrats, have a beer son!

>>4003777
Good to have you with us LT. That's a sound strategy.

>> No.4004271

>>4002582

Major reporting in. Judging the current situation after the recent reinforcements the moral among the troops seems to be at its finest. We will hold the line with iron grip until further instructions.

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>>4004271
We couldn't ask for anything better Lads. Not for the front lines of /biz/.

*Toast* To all the iron hands!

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General here. Stay strong out there guys.