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3940941 No.3940941 [Reply] [Original]

Take a look at this dude. Most of you should recognize him as having played James Bond. Even in his old age now, he's still producing testosterone, semen, still making movies, and even in old age he could and definitely wants to bang hot young girls, but instead he took the betacuck path to "have a family". His wife didn't even bother to maintain a decent body weight like Melania Trump. Instead, his wife got fat. If this could happen to PIERCE FUCKING BROSNAN what chance do the rest of us have...

Make good choices, men. Know what you are getting into. If you must get married, for the sake of passing on your genes and family name, make sure she is much younger, and respects you enough to stay in shape and healthy.

>> No.3940947

>>3940941
Hes just buying high selling low LUL

>> No.3940954

Brosnan was a shitty Bond

>> No.3940961

>>3940941
dude shes got a thyroid problem man. give her some slack.

>> No.3940962

>>3940941
Holy shit that's sad to watch. Why, WHY?

>> No.3940967

>>3940954
better than craig
also the movies were not really bond but funny action movies

>> No.3940974

Dude hes a feeder, look it up. He pumped her up real good.

>> No.3940978

Marriage is the equivalent off ripple in real life

>> No.3940980

>>3940961
>t. Fatty

>> No.3940983
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>>3940941
the fuck is this real! f that shit i would at least have a hot slut cum 21 year old whore on the side to please me and get me trough the week

>> No.3940995

>>3940967
to be honest I thought that 2006 casino royale was the best bond movie ever made. I didn't like the rest of his though.

I had a gamecube game with pierce brosnan's 007 in it. That was pretty fun.

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heh, do a jewgle image search for "pierce brosnan" and check out the top related searches

JUST

>> No.3941014

>>3940941
Nothing new, many get comfortable in marriage and quit focusing on their looks.. probably an over looked factor into why divorce rates are so high

>> No.3941015
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>>3940983
and yes i agree marriage is a terrible move its like buying a shit coin a all ATH expecting to take you to Lambo Land because it was expensive to get in but your a super noob that does not understand the buy low sell high meme

>> No.3941037

>>3940978
A long term profit?

>> No.3941053

>>3941003
Ouch

>> No.3941066

Reminder that Pierce wants Keely "Diet Another Day" Smith to be fat

>> No.3941070

>>3940983
yep if i were brosnan, or someone who was as rich and good looking as him, i would be with 18-21 yr olds, not marry some cunt journalist who would become an old fatty.

>>3940995
casino royale had great story and directing, despite the shitty villain, and good, believable chemistry between the girl and dcraig. i liked it as well.

>>3940967
the pBrosnan bond movies were definitely more humorous and "campy" due to the directors. i wish who ever runs the Bond "franchise" would have strict requirements on keeping the tone similar to the classic Bond films. i think Brosnan played the slick, witty Bond well.

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>>3941014
>ha ha we're together forever now so i don't need to be attractive.

>> No.3941080

Literally who

>> No.3941091

>>3941015
well, on the bright side, at least in this example Brosnan had 2 sons with this fatty, and another son with previous marriage so not like he got 100% cucked with all daughters, though he did adopt 1 son so partially cucked. just reading his wiki.

>> No.3941104

>>3940941
Honestly I couldn't believe it's his wife. She was hot man... Why did it happened?

>> No.3941109

Whats the best way to profit from women?
Is that even possible? Every woman I've been involved with seems hell bent on parting me from my money or career.

>> No.3941110

>>3941080
irish actor who played James Bond for several movies.

>> No.3941130

also there is no way her fat ass isnt letting him fuck all kinds of young pussy in return for her doing whatever the fuck she wants.

>> No.3941143

>>3941109
Pimp or Escort or massage parlor

>> No.3941144

>>3941091
>With THIS share that went to shit at least he got paid *SOME* dividends unlike the other shares where he didnt get shit.

This isnt a good thing, its just less of a shitty deal.

He still has to pay child support for 4 kids I imagine, which is nothing like how dividends work.

>> No.3941158

>>3941066
i can definitely appreciate a thicc woman, but in this case she's both fat and aging at such a rapid pace it's not good.

there's a difference between Plus Size models which are still fuckable, and just all-out fat.

pierce's wife is fucking fat on the disgusting side of the spectrum.

>> No.3941166

>>3941130
Ha. Wrong. If he does any such thing, or mentions her weight at all, she gets half his shit in the divorce. She has him by the balls.

>> No.3941167

>>3940947
He must be a /biz/nismen.

>> No.3941196

>>3940941
if i could fuck that tight ass on demand for 5-10 years i would baghold for the rest of my life

>> No.3941203

>>3940941
buy high sell low

>> No.3941222

If you could fuck that tight ass 5-10 years you would be fucking 10 others before that anyway.

Hot women like that swarm around elligable guys

>> No.3941234

>>3941144
he's not divorced from current marriage, so no child support but yes on past divorces. pretty fucking gay that he adopted his ex-wife's son...that's cuck-tier.

this is what happens when you're nice. you give people an inch and they demand a mile. it's absolutely true.

when i was still employed, i used to give my parents money per month, but the overall response from them and my sister was: why not more...it's always more more more.

we're all working our asses off trying to make MORE money whether through crypto or whatever, because some of us are being pressured to EARN MORE.

cost of living keeps going up because of these factors, whether it's relations with women or family, or just overall fucking nigs/spics/muzzies flooding into our communities.

just look at what happened to puerto rico...they were unprepared for the hurricane and now they are demanding entry into Florida and demanding gibsmedats. it's all retarded.

>> No.3941262

>>3941196
dude she's not even hot in her prime, wtf.
if he's gonna marry someone at least she should be on his level (actress or supermodel) and not some randomass jouranlist who was briefly a model for some short period. wtf.

i guess it's "LOVE"

>> No.3941274

>Pierce didn't sold his $wmn bags at ATH
>still holding a dead shitwifecoin after its deader than dead

the biz way

>> No.3941281

>>3941196
biologically, men, especially "alpha" men, are programmed to want to mate with multiple women, not just 1 for the rest of their lives. this is how the entire human race spread...through strong men, conquering, and impregnating MANY women all across the world.

>> No.3941329

He's a known chubby chaser.

>> No.3941349

>>3940941
He is a feeder

>> No.3941422
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>>3940941
oh duh doesnt this go without saying? there is a reason nobody is getting married, people are barely dating these days

>> No.3941442

>>3941422
>people are barely dating these days
no, just you

>> No.3941528

>>3941262
>dude she's not even hot in her prime, wtf.
just switch to men already

>> No.3941569

>>3941281

You undermine the family, the core of society, Weinstein.

>> No.3941574

>>3940941
I only care about my wife, and she's too dynamical to become fat.
Her pussy is heaven, her blowjobs are honey.

>> No.3941607

>>3940941
B O N D B U R G E R E D

>> No.3941611

>>3941281
well, for usual guys yes
It seems that I can have whatever the fuck I want but just wanting it, but I'm stuck to be enjoy ONLY one woman.
weird karma, I still wonder why it forces me to look so much like adam

>> No.3941634

I would never leave my girl, even if I got rich as fuck off crypto. She was with me at my rock bottom and she'll be with me at the top, if I'm ever there.

We also both agree that marriage is dumb and unnecessary. I love her so much bros

We've never been with anyone else

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>>3941070

Oh yeah the deadly serious tone of the other Bonds, right?

>Electrocutes henchman
>"Shocking"

>Drives off a ramp while doing a sideways loop de loop
>Slide whistle plays

>Pic related from You Only Live Twice

>> No.3941670

>>3941569
society's already crumbling, bucko.
look around you. it's happening, slowly.

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>>3940941
Marriages seem alright. Just bought 100k.
>pic related

>> No.3941728

>>3941680
What exchange can I get MarriageCoin at?

>> No.3941770

>>3941728
okcupid.com

>> No.3941773

>>3941651
probably some kid who thinks he's a movie connoisseur and is convinced that the craig movies are the best ones because of their "serious tone".

>> No.3941820

>>3941634
I hope your relationship crashes and burns lmao

And if you're in crypto, I hope you don't make it there either.

How's about you get fucked, anon.

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>>3941680
everytime I see brendan fraser like that, it kills me inside man. He seems like such a bro and just got totally fucked.. he was so cool back in the day as well all those mummy movies and shit, they were amazing

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>>3941680
i cant feel bad, it's his own doing.
still feel bad though

>> No.3941882

>>3940967

>Brosnan
>better than Craig

wut? Craig is better than all but maybe Moore and Connery. I still think Dalton gets shafted and was really good too.

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>>3941820
Stay bitter

>> No.3941922

>>3940954
he was the second best

>> No.3941960

>>3940954
connery>brosnam>craig
the new one is Ben Affleck if I recall right

>> No.3941972

>>3940967
brosnan bond was old school bond. new bond is a faggot, who will get triggered by the word "faggot" and go full sjw

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>>3941820

I feel the same with my girl. Keep working hard and you'll get there fellow anon. That's what I think anyway.

>> No.3942021

>TFW you will never experience a level of love that will negate physical appearances.

>> No.3942023

>>3942008
Shit meant
>>3941634

>> No.3942029

OP is wrong, there is nothing more alpha than mind fucking a hot woman into becoming your fat pig

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>>3942029

>> No.3942131

>>3941634
i know that feel man, been with my girlfriend for 5 years. I quit my job after i stacked up cash so i can give trading a try so we are just scraping by right now but she supports my decision to give trading a try. Been in the market for a few years now and theres been some wins that convinced her to let me try (made $14k in a day and another trade made $8k) i told her if i can just focus on the markets im sure i could figure it out and she supports it even though she knows we will both struggle for a little.

>> No.3942215

>>3940954
you're a faggot

>> No.3942288

Personality trumps physical attraction in old age, even when you're rich af.

>> No.3942323

>>3942074
keked so fucking hard

>> No.3942540

>>3940941
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but my wife w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-will be different cuz im special

>> No.3942552

>>3941670
>slowly

>> No.3942861
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>>3941442
Statistically speaking, people are not dating. Millenials are like japs

>>3942131
few years now and theres been some wins that convinced her to let me try (made $14k in a day and another trade made $8k)

;D

>> No.3942896

>>3942861
well i've been consistent with little trades like a few hundred here and there she knows im up for the past 2 years. Those wins just really helped me convince her that there is alot of money to be made in the market

>> No.3942898

It was said in the 6'th comment (>>3940974) and then again below.
Brosnan has a feeder fetish and requires his wife to be fat. She's unironically the victim here.

>> No.3942915

>>3940974
This

>> No.3942952

>>3940941
>implying he doesn't fuck other women

my wife has gotten pretty chubby but she still kisses me on my way out the door to fuck tinder sluts.

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>>3941680
The man who had it all...

>> No.3942961

>>3940941
If you stopped being virgin for a second you'd figure out that you're not getting married for the woman, but for the kids.
You don't want your sons to be raised by a single mom.

>> No.3943483

>>3942952
did you tell her you are doing that because shes fat?

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>>3941960
I hope not.

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>>3940941
>JUST
Maybe he's a feeder

>> No.3943881

>>3942957
Brendan is 6'+ but still got JUST'ed because he was too nice. Look up his wedding photo, his wife had evil slut eye.

That saying about nice guys finishing last is a saying because it's true. I would also add it's a euphemism for the real truth: nice guys get absolutely rekt.

>> No.3943895

>>3942861
>let me try
if you have to "convince" someone to "let you" do something, you've already lost your freedom.

>> No.3943918

>>3943881
he really got just'd by nathan fillion looking exactly like him and getting tons of attention for le firefly

>> No.3943935

>>3941846
Newest one was prettt fucking badass

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>> No.3943968

>>3943918
partially, sure.
marital problems distracted Brendan from fine-tuning his acting, his main craft, the thing that put a roof over his head, and his wife's excessive spending and divorce is what led him to rush into terrible roles just for the paycheck, and we know it was just a downward spiral from there.

glad you bring up nathan fillion since he's similar height, also canadian, similar looks, but didn't rush into the bluepill marriage-cuck path. nathan fillion has just been casually enjoying his life, plowing through hot puss (probably) whenever he wants and not ever really taking on a bad role or doing a shitty job as an actor.

these are just examples, take from it what you will. maybe pierce is a feeder, i don't know. Brendan is the ultimate "don't get married young" cautionary tale.

a lot of books and movies are about this same topic....you do realize The Great Gatsby was a cautionary tale about how his entire life was rekt because he had Oneitis for that one girl he was "in love with". I didn't realize it when I first read it, and actually thought hustling for money to impress THAT ONE GIRL was the right thing to do.

>> No.3943972

>>3940947
Nah he buys high and HODLs that's the problem.

>> No.3943984
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just marry a virgin. she is statistically less likely to cheat and divorce rape you

/thread

>> No.3944034

>>3940941
Assets =/= liabilities

>> No.3944127

>>3940941
>Psych meds.
They got jewed.

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>>3941882

Brosnan perfected the turn.

>> No.3944745

>>3940941
Every woman he dated or married is fat.

He has a fetish you know?

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>>3940941
>>3941680
Is this a fate worse than death?

>> No.3944983

>>3944917
the fact that Brendan is still alive and hasn't killed himself yet gives me hope...however, yes there are things worse than death. at least death is an end, there is no more pain or regret or suffering after death. i don't believe in an afterlife where you roast in hell or bask in heaven's pleasures. so even though some men like Brendan are going through tough times, they are at least...maintaining enough hope to stay among the living.

i've lost a few hundred in crypto because i'm dumb. and i also probably missed out on at least $100,000 by not buying btc when i first heard about it in 2014. but compared to the huge fuckups of Brendan, these mistakes seem like nothing.

i take a harsh stance against marriage because my parents are still married, and they hate each other. they are both old and miserable and basically at a dead-end. so even though they had 2 kids, their entire lives were empty and meaningless. and the existence of their two kids is also meaningless because we're not really doing jackshit with our lives except for more suffering and boredom.

>> No.3945259

Hmm..guess I'm anomoly. My wife looks better than she did 11 years ago, far better than me, our sex is film worthy, and she would take a bullet for me or shoot one of you anons if I asked. Go figure... Also not a chance in hell you would catch her buying LINK or DGB

>> No.3945389

If marriage is that much about looks only then you must be like 15. Get your first gf first, fagero.

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>get rich from crypto in the coming years
>have enough money to buy one of the first lifelike android gfs in 10-15 years that can be perfectly tailored to your needs and personality

It's like poetry, biz.

We're all gonna make it

>> No.3945567

>>3945457
No shit I'd pay 80% of my net worth for one, probs not enough tho , that's only around 100k haha

>> No.3945670

>>3945567

The early models will be insanely expensive. However once they hit mass production, they will probably cost somewhere between the price of a car and a house.

>> No.3945675

>>3945457
What will women do if demand for them drops and all the men are buying androids?

>> No.3945702

>>3940941
Pierce Brosnan is still worth more than all you zone dweebies put together.

This is supposed to be a business board.

>> No.3945742

>>3945567
i think you'd be mad when the very next generation would be 60k, and yours will have depreciated to 30k.

also people are going down the VR path pretty aggressively.

>> No.3945812

>>3945702
What? WOAH really, PIERCE BROSNAN has more money than me? Tell me more Anon

>> No.3945827

>>3945812
All smiles

>> No.3945847

He's got a bag in 1 hand... and a bag in the other.

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>>3945675

>what will women do if demand for them drops and all the men are buying androids?

Screech and whine on shithole websites like the guardian. Women will also have the option of buying chadbots, but I don't think they will be very interested in them.

There will be a serious effort to ban these things once it's clear that their pussy stocks are about to plummet in value.

>> No.3946386

>>3941882
Bond was classically a charismatic, witty, intelligent, sly agent. Craig is too much of a brute, reminds me of an action star like Stallone or something, it's unfitting for the Bond persona, he's not refined enough.

Brosnan was an excellent fit, he met all the classic Bond criteria. Craig is one of the worst.

>> No.3946449

>>3945926
>>3945675
if anything like this actually existed you wouldn't have it in your home... because who would actually want to clean it

>> No.3946467

>>3946386
craig fans know he was a lot slicker in Layer Cake, the role that helped him land the Bond role. however, i agree, the brute version of Bond is not true to the classics.

this is what i meant in my earlier comment about how they should have strict guidelines on the look and feel of Bond.

Pierce was one of the most slickest, if not THE slickest version of Bond. he would have continued the role, but the directors who directed the Bond movies he was in were fucking hacks that fucked up with too many campy over-the-top explosions.

>> No.3946479

>>3940954
Brosnan was the next best Bond right after Connery.

>> No.3946491

>>3946449
if anything like this existed it would clean itself

>> No.3946499

>>3945926
women have already been fucking electronic dildos for at least 10 years now, buddy. they might not buy chadbots but dildo-tech and dildo-sales are still going up.

i saw a documentary about wine, and there's a millionaire wine collector in china who made his fortune manufacturing dildos and vibrators.

>> No.3946514

>>3946386
They have to be different than each other or else the decades will be meaningless.

>> No.3946517

>>3946499
that wine documentary is called Red Obsession (2013) by the way.

>> No.3946544

>>3946491
how? short of being completely waterproof, walking into the show and actually being to detect dirt on itself, it would be filthy without the owner's intervention.

>> No.3946578

>>3946544
>>3946491

self-cleansing sexbots sounds a little far-fetched. but you're free to do research, there's a brothel somewhere in europe that offered a sexbot...wonder how they cleaned it of all the cum. too disgusting to think about.

i always assumed there would be a disposable bag or something that receives the fluids, and can just be tossed afterward. i've never owned a fleshlight but heard it's easy to clean.

>> No.3946584

>>3946499
>women have already been fucking electronic dildos for at least 10 years now

And it didn't stop them from whining about men, did it?

My point is that once men have lifelike android partners, they will essentially forget human women exist. Human women on the other hand will still want human male attention even when chadbots are available.

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>>3946544
>>3946449
>>3946578
Are you fucking retarded? They would look like this and be almost completely human aside from being artificial underneath

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>>3946606
No this cancer, they probs would be smarter and more efficient than a human

>> No.3946649

>>3946635
*Not

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>>3946606
Yeah i'd be excited about that... if it were remotely possible within our lifetimes, and if moralists didn't stop it. Mine would look like natalie portman (yes i get that she's a jew, they wouldn't program her like that though)

>> No.3946761

another low IQ pol thread

waaah.. a girl rejected me... waaaaah... its the womens fault! nevermind the fact im an autistic virgin!

>> No.3946777

>>3946761
literally nobody said that but here's your (You)

>> No.3946778

>>3945259
you are dealing with a forum where 90% of these autismos have never been with women

they blame others for all of their failures.. such is the life of a common pol poster mouthbreather

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>>3946778
>confuses /pol/ /r9k/ and /biz/ with each other

>> No.3946852

>>3940961
Why men with "thyroid problem" dont get fat as fuck?

>> No.3946900

>>3946852
is this low iq poltard serious?

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>>3946761
>>3946778
>>3946900

drumpft and white people BTFO

>> No.3946944

>>3945259
>>3946778
>boomer retards hate /pol/
well imajun my shoock