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>No matter how rich you get, you'll never sexually satisfy a real woman.

Why live? Feels thread.

>> No.3913828

Why not? It's really not that hard.

>> No.3913833

who cares about sexually satisfying a real woman, as long as you get your nut off.. just buy a prostitute or AI cyborg sex robot, or VR waifu etc.

>> No.3913840
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3913840

>>3913813

I COULD IF THEY'D JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE

AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.3913843

>>3913828
>Just bee urself :^)

>> No.3913844

Literally just did last night Anon, several times by her count.

Stay lonely brother.

>> No.3913848

jfl if you have a sub 8x6, the minimum requirement to satisfy a woman in 2018.

Also this bitch is fat as fuck ngl t(b)h

>> No.3913849
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>>3913813
you know there are people here that aren't virgins (and haven't ever paid for it) right?
just because most people here are severely autistic doesn't mean we all are

>> No.3913866

>>3913843
Well actually, depends who and what you are. If you're an antisocial autist, don't be yourself.

>> No.3913888

According to Wikipedia you have to lick the clitoris. Just as she's climaxing jam a finger or two in her butthole.

>> No.3913918

>>3913888
What is a clitoris?

>> No.3913922

>>3913888
Mommy?

>> No.3913936

>>3913813
Women can sense that my mental health is not there from galaxies away, so I'm permafucked. It'd be nice if I could switch off all desire for intimacy so that I could just move on and not care, but that is just not possible.

>> No.3913946

>>3913813
Does a real woman have a penis?

>> No.3913963
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>>3913936
I feel you, man.

>> No.3913971
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Nice lump of meat shes got there. Looks like it could take a pounding.

Kind of looks like the type of girl I'd bang once and be done with, though. Too tall. The attached photo is girlfriend material.

>> No.3913988

>>3913918
it's like that weird little penis thing they have

>> No.3913991

>>3913963
made me laugh brah

>> No.3914030

You see anon.. Youre always gonna be miserable trying to find a beautiful girlfriend. Find yourself a nice fixer upper. Lick the clitoris. Make her fall madly in love with you. Take her money and BUY MORE CRYPTO!!

>> No.3914037

>>3913988
You're hanging out with the wrong girls

>> No.3914057

>>3913813
Pretty sure she will cum just from the tip thinking how much useless shit she will be able to buy

>> No.3914078

>>3913813
What is her name? I’ve seen her all over. Need sauce

>> No.3914087

>>3913946
No, thats some gay shit

>> No.3914093

>>3913888
This except use more of a slow insertion as opposed to jamming it in there

>> No.3914105

>>3914078
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6519504/Laura

>> No.3914112

But I have

Just get good with your fingers when your crypto gains buy you some new clothes, a gym membership, a haircut, and that girl a drink or two. Ask her how it feels and if you should change anything. Just be conversational whenever you eventually do get into her pants, just not in a weird way

>> No.3914131

If I make her squirt will my gf let me fuck her in the ass? asking to fulfill my fantasy

>> No.3914175
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3914175

>tfw can't last long enough
really sucks tbqh.

But then again, my gf rarely RARELY gives head so I can't give two shits about her pleasure.

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>>3913813
https://youtu.be/L6ITDLjrFOM

>> No.3914352
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3914352

>tfw

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>>3914105
A true gentleman, thank you.

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>>3913813

>mfw I almost want to post these threads like this faggot but I actually do have a gf now that im slowly edging to let me fuck her (shes a virgin so shes understandably nervous about it) so i dont have this feel anymore

>> No.3914458

>>3913813
I love Bess Kalb

>> No.3914485

>>3914440
>she's a virgin
t. brainlet

>> No.3914511

>caring about the satisfaction of some whore

that is why you dont have a gf and probably will never have one, stop being some beta bitch

>> No.3914536

>>3913918
Oi Brian m8, wyd senpai? You got too much anger your peepee is shake. I thought we wuz gonna be patricians bro, why you sad fo'? Hit me up on discord dude.

>> No.3914542

>>3914440
>shes a virgin

:^)

>> No.3914611

As soon I have money, women will come.
I'll chop my balls of if that's not what's going to happen.

>> No.3914686

>>3913813
does your penis shake in anger?

>> No.3914703

>>3913813
>caring what women want
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.3914844

>>3914037
>he doesnt know
Anon...

>> No.3914953

>>3913833
t. weinstein

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>>3913844
Ah nasty brah, why you gotta talk about your mom like that

>> No.3915096

just move to some poor slavic country and pay some 10/10 to be your wife for $100

those gold diggers love america so much they will pretty much not be able to tell the difference between real primal love and beta cuck provider love

>> No.3915105

uhhh thats why there's viagra

>> No.3915121

>>3913848
not really, its all about FACE now

a dick is just another dick in a sea of dicks to a slut

>> No.3915222

Learn to eat pussy you fag
Women come in minutes if you have half a clue what you doing down there

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>>3913844
>She told me she came

>> No.3916018

>>3915698
>what is squirting you fucking virgin

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>>3914352
those soles ...... very nice

>> No.3916220

>>3916018
>she pissed over his leg MULTIPLE times

>> No.3916291

>>3914105
she has the most disgusting pussy lips i have ever seen and i have nothing against if they are not small but this

>> No.3916294

>>3916291
welcome to 90% of women

>> No.3916305

>>3913918
I unironically didn't know this until I got laid

>> No.3916307

>>3916294
i had 5 relationships in my life not once did a girl have lips like this

>> No.3916310

>>3916307
good for you most girls are beat up

>> No.3916322

>>3916310
i dont really believe this meme that the lips get bigger with intercourse but honestly i had mostly virgins

>> No.3916325
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3916325

>tfw you will always be genitally mutilated and your dick will never work they way it was supposed to

>> No.3916330

>>3914105
eww roastie. No Thank U Sir

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>>3916325
>his parents fell for the jewish blood ritual

>> No.3916366

>>3916331
They did.

It really goes to show how much society cares about men when infant males are strapped down and barbarically mutilated at birth, and no one cares.

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>>3913813
el trapo

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>>3916325
are you seeing this

>> No.3916401

>>3916391
That's pretty much what my dick looks like, yeah. Only more dried out and keratinized with a more visible mutilation scar.

>> No.3916731

>>3916391
Also mods

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>>3913813
>reading this just after i fucked my gf senseless

ok

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>>3913813
>caring about women's satisfaction

>> No.3917229

>>3915222
gay

>> No.3918139

Lol at all those fags suggesting to learn how to eat Pussy. For women, the orgasm itself is only one fucking Part of the equation. To actually leave a woman with nothing more to satisfy and crave, man has to "fill" her in every way possible - not only physically but also emotionally. Man has to fit this archetypical "Chad" or even careless Hero narrative. An indecisive, self doubting (resulting from manlet/cocklet Status) man will never ever fit this archetype

>> No.3918379

>>3914440
>She is a virgin

t. naive faggot

>> No.3918411

>involving women in your life in any way

>> No.3918451

>>3913813

Before I got married the 2nd time I refused to satisfy the woman that would be my wife. There was no reason for it other than I was in a bit of a cunty period.

Everytime I fucked her I pretended I was a viking on the rape and pillage path. Used to throw her round the bedroom in various holds. We were together for a year before I let her climax. I don't know what the point of these threads I see on the chans are. Are you trolling? Or you really that much of a cuck beta fag that you don't know women?

It's not that hard to satisfy a woman. It's not the same for every woman you just have to work around their reactions and improve.

More important than satisfying a woman is being a man to a woman. Maybe you should try it some day

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>>3913813

Why do I care if a woman is satisfied?

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>>3918379

>> No.3918522

WEB WILL INVEST BITCOINS AND NKAREA WILL BUILD HUMAN CLONING PLAND AD CLONE 12 OLD LOOKING WIFIS FOR EVEREONE!

>> No.3918543

>>3913813 Speak for yourself you NEET fag, i have a 7 inch peenis!

>> No.3918661

IF YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF HAVE A BACKUP IT"S NOT FUN GOING FROM 3x DAILY BONING TO ZERO DAILY BONING

>> No.3918683

>>3918661
this

>> No.3918712

>>3914703
This. Wtf why would I give a shit about satisfying a "real" woman. How insecure do you have to be?

Let her satisfy you op you dumb fuck. If you can't a get a bitch to do that for you, she's useless. Cut your losses and get out. They aren't good for much else.

>> No.3918903

>>3913813
but anon....i don't want to satisfy anybody....

i'm jealous to dudes who pee on good looking females and nail their boobs to planks....

>> No.3919112

>>3913813
only way to really please a woman?

Put a baby in them.

>> No.3919269

>>3913918
Its that thing between the vaginas