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3596195 No.3596195 [Reply] [Original]

>Please forward your resume with your cover letter and your two favorite musicians/bands

Holy fuck I thought this shit was a meme. It's for an organic food packing place, $15/hr.

>> No.3596211
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3596211

>Please include something which will make us laugh. It could be anything that you find funny!

>> No.3596215
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3596215

>office penis inspection day
>inspector smells your penis and instantly realizes you're a virgin

>> No.3596230

>>3596195
>>3596211

>Listening to music
>Having a sense of humor

kys wage cuck scum

>> No.3596238

>>3596211
Seriously what kind of shit do they expect

Is it just rhetorical to see if autists wont pick up on it and will actually send jokes?

>> No.3596249
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3596249

>what do you like to do outside of work

>> No.3596252

>>3596238
Anything that would make reddit laugh. I sent them some shitty youtube vid. I got the interview at the end.

>> No.3596268

>>3596252
It's so damn absurd

>> No.3596446

>>3596195
put Kanye West and Taylor Swift
it'll show you are both progressive and good at reconciliation

>> No.3596451

>>3596238
>>3596211
Maybe its a screener to pick up on legal liabilities?
>candidate sent racist/sexist joke tossed

>> No.3596457

>>3596451
thats exactly what it is

>> No.3596460

>>3596195
REM and Cat Stevens. They'll hire you in an instant.

>> No.3596480

>>3596211
jingle bells
nignogs smells
jews came from an egg
mexicans stole my wheels
and hillary got away

>> No.3596483

Tell them Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel

>> No.3596505

>>3596195
Ive heard businesses have been making subtle 'snowflake' tests to weed out obnoxious progressives. This could be one of them.

>> No.3596515

>>3596195
>ROCKSTARS WANTED

>> No.3596543

>Gangster big baller rap
>Go all in on shit coins hoping for moons

>> No.3596546

John denver and slightly stoopid

>> No.3596547

>Please provide your facebook, twitter, and instagram names and a photo of you and your mixed-race child.

My god. I didn't know it was this bad already.

>> No.3596548

>Are you single, married, or in a relationship with someone anon?
>Do you have or want kids anon?

I live in Utah. :/

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>>3596211
Holy shit
Kill me irl

>tfw cannot express personality to anyone due to years of growing up in a psychological neurotic family, resulting in me refraining from social interaction with my peers in early elementary school, made worse by bullying over my video game obsession in middle school, which resulted in me being effectively mute by high school and nobody even knew who I was even more, not even my family, I'm starting to even doubt if I know who I am anymore, or whether I'm even a real person or the figment of some cruel God's imagination, someone please help me

>> No.3596565

Successful people always say something like Coldplay.

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3596596

>>3596211

>> No.3596609
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3596609

>>3596211
>>3596553
Pretending to be a normalfag is fucking exhausting.

>"hey anon, look at this video"
>he actually fucking watches my face to make sure I laugh

Thank Christ for stimulants.

>> No.3596625

>>3596609
You just do a fake laugh at the 'funny' moments and say 'that was good' and smile at them at the end, quietly hoping they'll go away satisfied instead of showing you another shit unfunny video.

>> No.3596632

>>3596211

Gas the kikes! Race war now!

>> No.3596636

>>3596609
>>3596625

>tfw it takes a lot to make me laugh
>tfw can't fake laugh

I just smile

>> No.3596640

>>3596553

Damn are you me?

>> No.3596643

>>3596625
Lol this. Another thing that annoys me too is crypto normies that post shit like "i can't wait to pay my taxes on my crypto gains" kek

>> No.3596926

>>3596195
Johann Strauss
Rolling Stones

>> No.3596936

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO!!

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN NIGGERS BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO!!

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE JEW BY JEW BY JEW!

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!!!

>> No.3596965

>>3596936
What song

>> No.3596989

>>3596548

One place shouldn't be allowed to contain so many Mormons
You must flee, anon.

>> No.3597001

>>3596965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw

>> No.3597036

>>3596211

> tfw your primary source of humor is memes
> include page with bold back text of a single sentence
> 'No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.'

>> No.3597079

>>3596195
Just pick two really safe indie options. No dadrock or metal.

Id just link them my last.fm

>> No.3597112

>>3596936
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE ASHKENAZI JEW
THEY OPENED US TO REFUGEES AND FUNDED FEMEN TOO
THEY'RE EMPTYING THE CHURCHES, PEW BY PEW BY PEW
THE WHITE MAN WON'T LAST LONG

>> No.3597150

>>3596460
You probably want to put Muhammad Stevens or whatever his new name is.

>> No.3597181 [DELETED] 

>>3596195
>Please forward your resume with your cover letter and your two favorite musicians/bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM

>> No.3597200

>>3596195
>Please forward your resume with your cover letter and your two favorite musicians/bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM

>> No.3597205

>>3596636
Same, I don't think my family even knows. Whenever I leave my house I get so tired from human interaction.

>> No.3597241

>>3596195
If you're still here OP you should link the job ad

>> No.3597278

>>3597241
Ye im here

Link:
https://ca.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=4e220ffca72a262f

>> No.3597292

>>3597278
Mondays - Thursdays: 7:00am - 4:00pm(ish)

>ish

>> No.3597367

>>3596195
i can't think of a better artist and song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qku2WZ7aRYw

>> No.3597398

>>3597292
:-:

>> No.3597403

>>3596553
if you aren't anybody, become someone, anon

>> No.3597441

>3 weeks full time training to place fruit in a box

>> No.3597498

>>3597441
Kek

>> No.3597501

please send us a joke
>a man, sweaty and soiled at the knees and shirt, walks into a bar and sees his friend
>his friend looks at him with an expression of curiosity and a hint of concern asks "where have you been?"
>the man says "i just rescued a girl from the train tracks"
>his friend then asks "did you get laid? haha"
>"yeah i did" said the spent man
>"did you get any head?" his friend asked half heartedly
>"nah couldnt find it" the man responded.

>> No.3597536

>>3596195
If you want the job

The Grateful Dead
Frank Zappa

>> No.3597539

>>3597441
I finished my master degree. And there are a lot of vacancies that demand I finished a specific subject, which takes someone with my degree 2 days to pick up.

It's fucking retarded.

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>>3596609

So recognizable... fuck i hate normie npc's.

>> No.3597602

>please send us one of your favourite songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SeqO0XyeG4

>> No.3597610

>>3597602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>> No.3597630
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>>3597602

th- that... is the most beautifull thing i've ever heard.

>> No.3597791

>>3597602
thats pretty good. i like this timeline

>> No.3597832

>>3597602
fuckin lol

>> No.3597868

>>3597602
top kek

>> No.3597891

Knock out two with one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlXfRKOpRqA

>> No.3597941

When do I start?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHP0f3fSzcs

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>it pays $10/hr, but will increase over time.

I'll punch in a little bit later then.

>> No.3597995

>>3596609
Its even worse when its a video you have already seen/been shown

>> No.3598001

>>3596609
>he actually fucking watches my face to make sure I laugh
Holy mother of fucking shit

Laughing at this on the outside but crying on the inside

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>>3597278
What a sad fucking job ad, Jesus Christ. And $15/hr in TORONTO? What the fuck? That's poverty tier in that shithole of a city. I feel bad for you mate.

>> No.3598105

>>3596195
Anon!

They have to make sure you're a good (((culture fit)))!

Can't have some NEET losers working here it has to be hip and cool so the normies will feel comfortable! Duhhh!!

>> No.3598137

>>3597292
Lol those hours.

Man I reall gotta make this crypto shit workout. I think I'd kill myself if I had to get up at 6am and work till 4/5

>> No.3598141

>>3597278
i should apply for it with fake info just to get a reply

ill larp as an australian that grew up on a farm and has recently moved to canada

>> No.3598172

>>3598141
Kek do it

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>>3596609
Damn this is too close to home. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

The other week, I had someone bring up the "asdf" cartoon video from YouTube. I just listened to him with a smile and nodded. That stuff was torturous. Again, good to see there are still some true anons here.

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>>3596609
this is too painful to think about

cant stand this shit along with normies talking about tv shows. does my fuckin head in