/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3583854
step one, grab sharpie

>>3583862
Step two, bend over

>>3583862
Step two, remove pants and undies

I literally have no monetary problems right now and am just leaving my ETH address here, 'cause I like free crypto
0x1db3A5FCc7c9A22a137EC400AAdC87fF353453b2

>>3583874
Can we redo your step as Step three?

Leg it, beggar fuck.

>>3583854

Step four, sharpie in pooper.

Give us some proof

I’ve got some top tier never before seen noodz if that would be worth anything.

Pic related.

>>3583904
sharpie, pooper.

>>3583904
you know the drill by now.
pic related + time stamp

>>3583902
Nice touch telling him to insert without lube. Can't make begging too easy on them, you know.

Hey, send BTC to me instead, just to fuck with this guy:

1D8nx7PJH7DSAWZZdrNVDJVFZMjYuad3g4

>>3583904
Doesn't look hot enough.
>>3583911 is your only option.

>>3583904
>Trying to get BTC with photos of women.

You must be a newfag, /biz/ contains only faggots.

>>3583854
just take a credit.

>>3583951
loan from the bank you know.....
or pimp will really break your legs to show it to others as example.

Go for the soft tissues before they lay a hand on you. eyes and throat, it doesnt take much. Kick them in the groin. Then break their fuckin leg and make them cripple. Dont be a fuckin cuck, man up and run afterwards. Dont get caught.

>>3583854

Oh, and guys like these:
>>3583911
>>3583902

They don't even pay out anymore for such degrading photos. True scumbags.

come on larper, get your shit together.

keeping an ... eye.. on this thread

>>3583903
How can I provide proof? I borrowed money from a neighbors when my car died and I was supposed to pay him back today. He’s been pretty menacing when he reminds me today is the day and I found out my company direct deposited my check into my bank account that got closed last week.

Also, I already know I’d do the sharpie in the pooper and then never see a cent.

>>3584010
no.
me!

>>3584017
Pee for me.

>>3583914
thanks for the .2 BTC anon!!
I will turn my life around with this!!!

>>3584017
Accept your fate.

>>3584033
lol you will not turn your life around with this. you'll spend it all on hookers and blow and be back here tomorrow with a sharpie.

>>3584017
Break your own legs so he wont be able to.

Roll to save

If dubs, I will be saved.

>>3584116
You're


Dead

>>3584019

lmao that's me. I shouldve never posted it, got nothing for it.

Who the fuck is going to kill you over a hundred bucks..

You've got some shitty dealers - move out of Niggertown anon.

>>3584157
I grew up broke as fuck and my parents both went to jail when I turned 17. This place is the best I could do and I have no means of going anywhere else. All I wanted was to do science and build shit and now I’m just doomed to have the shit kicked out of time and then starve.

>>3584059
jokes on you anon.
I just scored an ounce of powder and now looking forwards to my last shift at the glory hole
hahahahah... seeya looseers

>>3584157
It's about making a point, a dealer with no reputation is easy pickings

>>3583854
If someone is coming to break your legs because of money, you probably deserve it. Further more, if someone shows up to unjustly break your legs and you don't shoot them to death, you deserve it.

Here's my address just because fuck you,

0xfDc56Fd25F4F338F3025885CaDEdAA9d95115Ea1

>>3584141
I remember, I told you to do it,
sorry anon.
learn any lessons from that?

>>3583854
>legs broken over $100
niggers detected

If you want to do the sharpie challenge I'll pay you $150 in BTC op.

>>3583854
You aren't going to be able to receive that BTC and cash it out in three hours. Enjoy your broken legs!

seriously op, i will send you money if you get on all 4's and pee for me. Get a good view =)

>>3584193
Don't look now, but chicks getting railed by animal dick is my fetish

>>3584210
Would you seriously? I’m at the point where I just don’t care any more.

>>3583854
your young mind is probably running wild.
go give the guy whatever money you can put towards it, and tell him when you can pay the rest....
the guy is not going to risk aggravated assault for a hundred bucks.
he will just want to know your not fucking around on him.

either that or... your just begging on /biz for drug money ... either way stop wasting our time

>>3584252
Literally all of my money for the next two weeks is gone. Have you seriously never met someone that would fuck up your day for $100?

>>3583854
nice, please film and share

i swear ill pay up .02btc for a sharpie pooper w time stamp

>>3584219
Send me $50 and I’ll do it and then you can send the rest.

>>3584198

>learn any lessons from that?

Yes, gotta try harder.

BTC: 1F8JijFVyF9QDV5WBtKwrZLwZe6TVFtTPU

>>3584240
Yes, I seriously would. Make sure there's a timestamp

>>3583904
>top tier

Okaykid.jpg

>>3584252
>the guy is not going to risk aggravated assault for a hundred bucks.
dude niggers lmao

the sharpie meme is the best lmao

>>3584295
I just looked around and don’t have a sharpie.
What do

>>3584352

Fruit works too anon, carrots...

Bump with more OC

>>3584449
Damn, that toothbrush has seen better days

>>3584286
still no time stamp.
clock is STILL ticking
get it together quick
tick
tock
tick
tock

>>3584285
OP tell the bully that I will send him $100 if he puts a sharpie in your butt with pics, but NOT if he breaks your legs.

there I just saved you.

>>3584449
>that double chin

>>3584493
Is a regular pen sufficient?

>>3584193
JRHNBR

>>3584499
I will send $200 only if the the potential assassin
sharpies at least 3 innocent bystanders before the hit,
then breaks his own legs,

(((with a sharpie)))

>>3584511

I'll send you some BTC if you use a carrot anon, for real this time.

>>3583854
Reminds me of The Sopranos. Good show.

>>3583854
Cool, I hope you die. Enjoy your ban ;^)

>>3584352
Pencil, hairbrush, whatever

>>3584511
NO SHARPIE
NO GIBS
NO TIMESTAMP
NO GIBS

it's pic related simple

I AM OFFERING SHARPIE-POOPER FUTURES CONTRACTS THAT PAY OUT 10X IF OP PUTS A SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER BY THE END OF THIS THREAD. EACH CONTRACT IS $10

>>3584573
Oh shit, is that actual proof of bigfoot?

>>3584264
i've never been a broke pussy, so no.
just go on whining about it and begging people on the internet for money.
it sounds like your the type of person that makes an excuse for everything...
good luck sticking a sharpie up your asshole.

Whoever puts a carrot up his ass gets 0,1 BTC

Just realized I seriously considered putting something up my ass and taking a photo to try and escape getting the shit kicked out of me. I know that the second I posted something like that, not only would I never receive any money, but I would get the shit kicked out of me and lose any dignity I have left.

Fuck this planet. I tried everything I could for as long as I could. I’m finished. I’m just going to accept being broken and homeless but I’ll do so with my ass sharpie free. Farewell anons. This is a magical place where the apathetic cruelty is only truly appreciated from the eyes of the forsaken.

>>3584599

SHARPIE-POOPER FUTURES CONTRACTS NOW PAY OUT 20X IF OP PUTS A SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER BY THE END OF THIS THREAD.

>>3584599
hasn't everyone who;s done the sharpy challenge been paid? Pretty sure. There is no dignity on an anonymous bored

>>3584585
that's ewok boi pussy anon.
what are you a fag??!?

>>3584611

How many of these pics have you got so far? Do a collage when you have enough.

>>3584610
Only seen one that was actually paid. The pioneer himsel wasn't even paid.

>>3584663
perfect example of a use for smart contracts. Quick, someone make the first sharpie in the pooper contract.

>>3584499
But what about the

ORACLE

PROBLEM?

>>3584725
This was supposed to be an reply to
>>3584680

>>3584599
fuck off with your larp, if true, hope you get the shit kicked out of your neat face

>>3584646
will do..
you can make it happen faster tho.
winkey face!

>>3583989
I thought the sharpie was an eye on a really ugly face

lol this is fucking awesome.

>>3584725
The oracle can also put a shapry in her pooper.

>>3584763
that was the original sharpie pooper.

>>3584725
sergay to the rescue!

>>3584608

FUCKING LOLD

Alright anons,

Due to pure terror as motivation, I wrote a sharpie in the pooper smart contract in solidity and am currently hosting it on a cheap node server. Deal is, when the ETH address hits 0.5 ETH, the image displays to the public. Here’s the website and yes I know it’s a bootleg/sketchy IP address but I don’t have time or money for a domain name. Please reward my desperate creation. Here’s the link

18.221.124.93

>>3585166
Also, second dubs in a row

you best shave that wookie behind first.
nice try though. 7/10
Post results here though first ay?
BTC is wating.

>>3585445
I already took the picture. It will display on the site I provided in the previous post when 0.5 ETH is deposited in the provided wallet.

>>3585462
there is no website on that link you scamming fuck

>>3583854
Invest in nav or Kore, they're booming atm.

?

i will tell a funny joke if you send me bitcoin

14AxJynLZqjuFoZpkjA15F84qcowGsGi8L

>>3585521
you know the drill by now..
do pic related for free gibs

>>3585514
Don’t know why it went down. It’s back up.

>breaking someone's legs over 100 fucking dollars
OP, how poor are you and the guy you own money to?