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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:01:19 2017 No.3425341 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to the early retirement club

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:02:56 2017 No.3425354 I guess prison can be considered early retirement in some way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:10:54 2017 No.3425429 >>3425354 >Free Food >Free Sex >Free Clothing >Free Health Care >Never Have to work >Read Books all day >Become Enlightened I kind of wanna go back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:11:56 2017 No.3425441 >>3425429 You were never in jail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:15:00 2017 No.3425460 >>3425429 >free sex you mean Jamal's 10 inch meat stick every night? >never have to work what? they have to work and get paid like 30 cents an hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:16:56 2017 No.3425478 >>3425460 not in prison jackass, I slept all day and played Nintendo 3DS. Also had tons of porn. You watch too much tv

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:17:54 2017 No.3425496 File: 45 KB, 384x288, 1504698377959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3425341 >tfw australia doesn't consider crypto money and relaxed its tax laws

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:18:46 2017 No.3425502 File: 300 KB, 1750x964, Jail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3425441

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:22:56 2017 No.3425547 >>3425502 jail sucks, prison is mad /comfy/. Held on ETH the entire time too, walked out with six figs. America can suck my cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:23:30 2017 No.3425555 >>3425460 I just gave a soup to some one to do my work for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:24:18 2017 No.3425565 This girl isn't asian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:25:03 2017 No.3425570 >>3425547 I held some penny stocks, One pumped from .20 to 6 Dollars. then came back to .20. I felt like killing myself for not putting a sell order, could of walked out rich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:28:46 2017 No.3425609 >>3425502 lol I still don't believe you. Your first post is full of shit.

Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:33:44 2017 No.3425661

>>3425609
good boy can't accept the fact that our corrections system is soft as fuck and laws are literally a joke. As long as you don't get caught doing violent monkey shit you will have a great time. Thanks for paying for my 2 year cost-free vacation while I got rich as fuck. Enjoy daytrading

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:35:30 2017 No.3425671 >>3425547 LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:36:14 2017 No.3425681 File: 17 KB, 480x336, 1485795530483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3425661 "Your" paper says 57 days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:36:58 2017 No.3425686 >>3425681 check the IDs and read again faggot, I'm not the jailfag, I'm the prisonfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:37:58 2017 No.3425693 >>3425686 Then why are you so butthurt?

Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:38:44 2017 No.3425699
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>>3425609
Fucking bitch tried to give me 8 years, took a plea deal of a misdemeanor. I was Jail for 10 months fighting the case. I didn't do shit but sometimes you gotta know when to take a deal and go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:40:37 2017 No.3425721 >>3425693 I'm in absolute bliss. I probably wouldn't have held for so long if I wasn't inside, thanks for the (You) obvious newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:42:21 2017 No.3425739 So are we really talking about how great prison is now? Only on fucking biz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:43:33 2017 No.3425750 >>3425739 You plan on HODLing for a couple of years :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:44:20 2017 No.3425758 >>3425699 Are you in prison right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:44:27 2017 No.3425759 >>3425699 Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats >>3425721 Why are you so upset? I wasn't even talking to you. I'm sure there are support groups full of people who care you were in prison now stfu faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:46:08 2017 No.3425769 >>3425739 >Basically Buy Shit coin >Commit Petty crime >DA charges you with a felony >Go to Prison for 3 years >Walk out rich. it's the ultimate HODL scheme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:47:23 2017 No.3425782 File: 17 KB, 215x182, duck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3425758 Yes :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:50:57 2017 No.3425809 >>3425769 too bad DOGE isn't worth shit now, mined so much of it back in the day

Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:51:34 2017 No.3425817
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>>3425759
>Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats

I wish it was fake senpai, I really do. I didn't ask for this. I get nightmares, severe PTSD. Wake up with night sweats thinking your back in your steel bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 00:58:15 2017 No.3425876 >>3425809 It's the coins that you think will never make it that actually do. I got a big bag of QWARK and I an't selling for a loss. Wile Every other coin is fucking mooning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:53:25 2017 No.3426660 >>3425496 Wait what? I can pull out as much as I want and not get taxed? It's fucking on now.

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