/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3184305
buy a hooker/gf and stop having sex with yourself to images, sad fagget

>>3184331

i could totally buy a gf already but its too late for me, I'm almost a wizard

>>3184305
teach me how senpai. I just wanna stay home and play p5 and go to the occasional animecon but wagecucking owns my life.

>>3184508


buy low, sell high

but only hodl what is guaranteed to go up (projects with solids fundamentals) even if it takes 2 years to take off, it will, shitcoins however are not worth the stress

>>3184407
lol, don't be ridiculous . its never too late for a man to buy young love

>>3184305
can you help me reach neet heaven

>>3184535

kek, I know and its a confidence boost to know they are all waiting for me as long as I have dosh

>>3184562

one need to travel the path themselves, the sages can only show the way, it took years.

>>3184589
be my mentor.
How much did you wind up making? what do u classify as neet heaven?

>>3184608

hundreds of thousands, most still in crypto

> what do u classify as neet heaven?

you can keep yourself out of wagecuckoldry and afford everything your neet heart desires

>>3184608
If I could lose 275 pounds I'd be happy.

>>3184589
but u said u already had dosh.
quit talking to virgins online and go buy some fuck

>>3184642

I keep browsing top escort websites in my region, I'm always very close but... something keeps holding me back, I think its the near wizardry status.

>>3184662
that excuse makes literally no sense.
roleplayer detected.

sex is just an awkward unsatisfying experience for all concerned if your not porno endowed

>>3184662
kek, where you located bro? Nothing holding me back - if youre in europe no excuse for being a virgin.

>>3184936
Miss. Skeltal

>>3184998
No.. only if yoire a 300lb unwashed basement dweller with a micro penis

>>3184305

>>3184633
>>>/fit
they'll take care of you

>>3184662
>he's about to become a wizard and unlock true knowledge
>he's about to understand the meaning of life and the truth of the cosmos
>he's about to waste this opportunity on a whore

this is your only shot at becoming a wizard and you're making threads like these?

>>3184627
kek, hundreds of thousands. I guess that's OK if you literally plan on being a NEET your whole life and are willing to move to a third world shit hole. If you want a comfortable retirement in a first world country and you want to enjoy the finer things in life (including having a family), you're going to need 7 figures minimum.

>>3184936

I'm NOT making it up, won't dox myself with any details tho, I live in the 3rd world but I'm not brown or asian, I'm a human being too!!

>>3185355

thats what I meant I think its too late, maybe thats the universe testing me one last time, now that I have the means

>>3185370

thats what I meant dumbdumb I'm living the neet heaven not your lambo fantasy.

>>3184627
who is this?? please tell me this is not a trap

>>3185507

an angel

>>3184305
im going to thailand to fuck hookers for 2 solid months at the end of the year with my crypto gains

will post quality hot bitches for a taste of heaven

BTC: 1KPCCqjDmCET56MXVxGVQvZgqGUmV41o1W

>>3185592
I see you are a man of culture as well

>>3185521
I want to protect that smile

>>3185645
i am

>>3185592
>not waiting until you are millionaire and spending the rest of your life traveling around the world fucking hookers

>>3185685
Spent over a week there doing all sorts of stupid shit last year, gonna even do more stupid shit this year.

>>3185442
>thats what I meant dumbdumb I'm living the neet heaven not your lambo fantasy.
True patrician right here.

>>3185747
>>3185685
>>3185645
>>3185592
Aren't you guys paranoid about STDs?

>>3185933

you can make fun, I'm good

>>3184305
You've made it lad, living the dream. I'll be joining you soon.

>>3185944
Ye... Yeah guys, right?

>t.asking for a friend

EtherDelta did that to me once

>>3186021
https://www.instagram.com/jhulia_pimentel/

>>3185442
So neet heaven is living a humble lowcost life, and stretching your money as far as possible? What are your monthly expenses?
I like your philosophy, OP

>>3185442
ty for rare futaba

>>3186070

>What are your monthly expenses?

around 2k usd, unless I'm buying extra gadgets, everything here is cheap except electronics

>>3186158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcuzOx2GGc

>>3186000
I wasn't making fun actually, nice trips by the way.

>>3185944
pay to get your partner tested.
have them sign a nondisclosure also.
then you can use them again and again .
its worth it.

>>3186226

sry I'm used to the shitcoiners here that only think you made if you have a lambo and live in central nya.

>>3186239
Happy for you my dood :^)

>>3185685
aww kill yourself. A fucking pedo. Make sure you give me your wallet before they lock you up.

>>3186208
oh, I've heard this girl's songs before! she and LilyPichu have similar voices. Cool to see that she's actually pretty irl.